cDc's Bovine Dawn Dojo Forum Index ToorCon - No Moar Crunchberries Plz Author Message GreenDiamond braying ass Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 3739 Location: San Diego, CA ToorCon kicked balls, and as a security conference easily beat DEF CON. I could go into detail about every aspect of it all but I think I will focus this thread on the most disturbing part of the con to me and use a separate thread for all else. All dealing with a certain John Draper, aka Cap'n Crunch. Cap'n, you are one shady ass creepy mother fucker. A blight, onto what is the modern hacker con and, god forbid, the rave. It was fun meeting you, as I did because I knew it would make fantastic cannon fodder on the Internet. I mean, just because the feds broke you, does not mean I want an energy massage. Christ. If you could go back in time, I would ask that you choose not to get so close to me at the Microsoft party. I thought Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys was showing me his cool new moves for the ladies, but no. It's the fuckin' captain on the dance floor, lookin' for some of that kid over there. Youngest piece of ass at the con, just had to try to get some. I walked up to a table in the vendor area that Cap'n was sitting at, bugging some guy after the annual Black Ops talk. I say "yo captain, can I get a pic?" "Uh uh, of course." *BINK* Sweet, I got a picture. While I was next to him the guy takes a bit trying to work my camera, giving JD some time to work his magic. "So where ya from? Havin' fun? Who ya here with?" Answering the who I'm there with bit I just say I'm checkin' out the con and reportin' back to my niggas online or somethin'. He asks who those niggas would be, and I throw up cDc/XOC/OC. Now this was fucking great. *SHOCKED* ARE YOU WITH CULT OF THE DEAD COW?! Nah, just a fanboy. (We keep it real, don't we TramTram?) IS CULT OF THE DEAD COW HERE?! Nah, I'm the only one near related here it seems. Oh. I don't have much appreciation for those guys. I laugh, he talks about his new project, some shit that is never gonna get off the ground, I laugh some more, and walk off. Good times with pedophiles. Anyways, I had spent about two hours at the Microsoft party. One hour was getting in early and drinking coffee because I knew they would start ID'ing (which they did) and the other was me chilling with some d00dz and dancing a bit. Further, good times. Then I feel violated from Bubbles' antics and proceed to travel to the Ninja Networks party with my invite floppy disk with location at the Hyatt on it. For details on this party refer to other thread. Anyways, I've let some people get to know me, established some contacts, etc. Now I'm chillin' in the Kitchen with some others while I mix me up some OJ+RedBull, and some d00d runs across the party and says to me "HAY U WON'T GUESS WHO JUST SHOWED UP LOL". "Fuck!" I said something along those lines while everyone felt sorry for me. Within one minute the main d00dz say Cap'n has to GTFO. I laugh, Cap'n walks my way bitching trying to find his ride, everyone stares, I mix me up some more caffeine, Cap'n leaves, and we all rejoice. Hacker Beer all around! It's in the fridge. There's moar too, but it ties in with other parts of my adventure. I saw his train leaving later. Took a picture. http://www.flickr.com/photos/oraclegd/1680962245/ Cap'n Crunch, I don't want yo' crunch berries. Hereby b&'d from all of my cons.