Uh huh huh huh uh.. White..uh.....Power!

Group of nazis with banner and bullhorn. One wears a shirt saying, "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to another nazi.

"Get out of here, assmunch, it's my turn to light the cross!" "NO WAY you dillhole, it's MY TURN. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!" "Huh huh huh huh huh, you asswipe, you set your hair on fire the last time. That was cool! Huh huh huh huh huh huh." "Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool, wasn't it? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee."

Is there anything as stupid as the modern American Neo-Nazi? The more I see of these yahoos, the more convinced I am that intellegence IS a genetic trait, and that these "nazis" have been breeding it out of their stock since the end of WWII.

They have no knowledge of history, they are easily led by anyone with a loud voice, and will swallow the most outrageous propaganda as gospel truth. Thinking for yourself is strictly verboten in the New Reich!

Then there are the actual physical manefestations of their limited mental abilities. I actually saw this spray painted on a wall.

image. Brick wall with "kill nigers" (yes it's mispelled) and a couple of really screwed up swasticas spraypainted on it.
OK, Show of hands, please. What's wrong with this picture?

Yep, some braindead "Aryan" huffed most of the paint before he got to the wall & screwed up the swastika. (Which MIGHT also explain the misspelled slur.)

What's ironic is that the majority of these so-called "pure Ayrans" wouldn't have passed the genetic purity tests of their Nazi predecessors. Chins and foreheads were a MUST for the Ayran Superman, way back when. As were a full set of teeth and ONLY 10 fingers and toes! To see some of these shallow end of the gene pool types parading around in SS uniforms strikes me as hysterically funny. The SS were the best of the best, according to Nazi genetic ideology. The real Nazis would have trucked these modern "Ayrans" off to the death camps without a second thought.

And then there's the KKK. OK, Maybe I'm just not getting it, but what is SO scary about a bunch of beer-swilling, Marlboro-smoking, pot-bellied trailer trash, who lurch around in public wearing polyester 'satin' dresses and dunce caps?

Not very butch, fellas!

Yeah, I'd hide my face too, if I were wearing a stupid-looking dress! Makes you wonder what kind of underwear they're sporting under their frocks.

These are the same people who, after reading "The Turner Diaries", their lips are too tired to read anything else.

The one thing they most desire is to be taken seriously. When they hold their little public rallies, they hope and pray for someone, preferably Black, to start throwing rocks and whatnot at them. It gains them sympathy and maybe even a new member or two.

The only appropriate thing to do at a Klan or Nazi public rally is to point and laugh hysterically! Clutch your sides and howl! Roll on the ground, shrieking with uncontrolled hilarity!

To do anything else shows that you take them seriously and that they are anything more than a group of pathetic losers.

If you must throw something, throw cream pies, followed by hosing them down with seltzer bottles. Make them the objects of ridicule that they so rightly deserve to be.

The hopeful thing is, as these people only breed with their own kind, eventually, they will become too stupid & bloated to actually mate, just like domestic turkeys, and will die out, victims of evolution and their own twisted sense of eugenics.

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