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Jan 2002


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conspiracy theory #69
 by neothoth

The blood poured in from around the country. Intricately tagged specimens of pure uncut DNA with biographical detail from each donor. Each a node in the massive data object called citizens.us among a very tightly knit and secretive collusion of politicians and military leaders. There were a few artists and one actress, but it was rumored among some that she was only there because she gave great head.

This shadowy cabal contained one sacrificial lamb, an incredibly wealthy zealot who had control over a large section of distributed terror. This terror network received orders from their master 4 months ago instructing them to learn to fly, for they were about to become angels. Winged messengers of righteousness, like the four horsemen of the apocolypse. "I am become death, destroyer of worlds." was the cry that went out to them over covert channels.

2 buildings went down to signify the collapse of finance. 1 building went down that signaled the demise of military power. The last went down on it's own, screaming to the world our fear of dying.

Society bled into the databases, quickly, efficiently, algorithmically segmenting, tagging, and storing their genetic identifiers.

The next part of the sinister plan was completely unexpected. While the country ran around securing every available transportation vector, the prison population of the US was preparing for a united riot. The goal of this next phase was to unleash over 1 million prisoners onto the country which enslaved them.