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Editor's Note:
The photos that were to be used on this page were taken
with the best state-of-the-art digital camera. Unfortunately, the default
setting which automatically encrypts the images went unnoticed until all the
shots were taken. We have the government's most powerful computers working
23.9 hours a day to break the randomly generated encryption algorithm in
order that we may bring you these fascinating snapshots, never before
seen, as taken by Tsomato's loyal friend and reporter, Mark Doubt. Please
check back again soon.
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