In mah' dree years here, ah' gots' watched our illegally elected super-dude
McPherson and his regime change dis university fum some utopian paradise t'de
depressin' shidole it be today.  Slap mah fro!
	I could compare him t''Sup, dudetler, but ah'  duzn't know which one uh dem I
would be offendin'.
	'Sup, dudes solushun t'every sin'le problem be to blame it on students,
alcohol o' bod.  We gots' one uh de wo'st mad departments in de country.  Slap mah fro!
Mad professo's fum oda' Michigan universities and community colleges laugh
at us.  Yet, despite all de problems, duz McPherson  snatch any steps t'remedy
de problems?  No, he dismisses dem as complaints fum some bunch uh drunk
slacka' students who  duzn't wanna do de wo'k.  Afta' all, it should be down to
us t' snatch some fo'eign language course so's we kin dig it whut our Prof.  What it is, Mama! is
sayin'.
	Bit by bit he gots'ta co'roded student rights, careful not t'do anydin'
too quick o' too drastic and risk anoda' Munn.  'S coo', bro.
	Now he be dreatenin' t'excommunicate da damn Greeks if dey  duzn't see
din's his way.  Slap mah fro!  De sad wahtahmellun be dat ah' know de IFC gots'ta go dry.  Slap mah fro!  Dey gots'
proven by recent deeds t'care mo'e about deir resumes dan de sucka's dey
represent.  At times likes dese, ah' am glad ah' neva' joined some fraternity.  Slap mah fro!
Perhaps de IFC should be reminded dat tradishunally, fraternities gots'
fought t'keep de administrashun out uh deir affairs.  Dis ultimatum is
nodin' mo'e dan some cyanide capsule, spit o' swallow?
	McPherson, ya' dreatened t'publicly denounce da damn Greek system.  'S coo', bro.  Sheeit,
dis letta' is some public denouncement uh ya'.  Yo' fascist agenda gots'ta
destroyed dis university.  Slap mah fro!  ah' see it, de alumni see it, de only one who
duzn't be ya' and yo' followers.  ah' say dis, not only cuz' it needs to
be said, but cuz' I no longa' care about bein' some Spartan.  'S coo', bro.  At one time I
loved dis place so's much ah' wants'ed t'purposely stay an undergrad fo' 7 years.
Afta' Munn, some savage whup'in' by de local blueshirts and da damn constant stream
of bullshit, dat spirit gots'ta died.  Dere be not much t'be proud uh anymo'e.  What it is, Mama!
How kin ya' scream "Go White, Go Green", when de university hates ya'.  An
atmosphere uh intense fear and loadin' puh'meates campus.  You's kin see it,
feel it everywhere.  What it is, Mama!
	De MSU ah' knowed and loved be wasted.

                                Matdew Harrison