[00:03.610 --> 00:03.970]  Okay.
[00:08.820 --> 00:09.760]  Well, we did it.
[00:10.600 --> 00:10.960]  It's...
[00:21.290 --> 00:25.030]  I have to tell you, these things are such a rush.
[00:25.390 --> 00:29.070]  You never know how you're going to get through it all, but somehow we make it every time.
[00:29.750 --> 00:32.490]  I do have to say, I don't think I'm exaggerating.
[00:32.550 --> 00:33.850]  I think this one was the best one yet.
[00:41.270 --> 00:44.010]  And the reason for that is because we learn something every time.
[00:44.170 --> 00:45.270]  We get more and more organized.
[00:45.290 --> 00:48.410]  This time, I just think it looked so much better than before.
[00:49.110 --> 00:52.310]  No small part, thanks to Jen and her artwork all over the place.
[00:52.490 --> 00:54.770]  And just the many different things we had.
[01:03.290 --> 01:08.070]  But we also had AV covered like it's never been covered before, thanks to Chris and his team.
[01:08.770 --> 01:14.450]  And these guys really, they worked tirelessly around the clock to make sure that things continued without any kind of interruption whatsoever.
[01:14.850 --> 01:16.350]  So we're forever indebted to them as well.
[01:24.120 --> 01:26.540]  There's so many more people to thank, but I'd just like to invite everybody up.
[01:26.600 --> 01:27.000]  Not everybody.
[01:27.160 --> 01:27.780]  These guys.
[01:29.140 --> 01:37.340]  To say a couple of words about how their particular teams worked out and challenges and some of the things that deserve special mention.
[01:37.540 --> 01:38.480]  Who'd like to go first?
[01:38.820 --> 01:39.080]  Porkchop?
[01:42.550 --> 01:45.180]  Well, I'd like to thank first and foremost, all the volunteers.
[01:45.440 --> 01:48.380]  All the volunteers, you guys really made this happen.
[01:56.850 --> 02:00.400]  And Porkchop, how many volunteers do you think we estimate we had all together?
[02:00.920 --> 02:01.070]  Ugh.
[02:02.100 --> 02:02.380]  Kerrie?
[02:02.740 --> 02:02.940]  Kerrie?
[02:02.980 --> 02:03.960]  Probably over a hundred?
[02:04.900 --> 02:05.100]  Probably something like that.
[02:05.100 --> 02:06.960]  It takes a lot of people to pull something like this off.
[02:07.350 --> 02:08.240]  Kerrie, get up here.
[02:08.520 --> 02:08.920]  Yes.
[02:09.140 --> 02:10.920]  Kerrie, our volunteer coordinator, everyone.
[02:13.940 --> 02:17.540]  This is the person who you talk to to get onto all the mailing lists.
[02:18.520 --> 02:21.020]  She shunted everybody over to a department of their choice.
[02:21.540 --> 02:23.180]  How many volunteers do we have, you think?
[02:23.440 --> 02:24.040]  I'm not sure.
[02:24.340 --> 02:25.180]  It's probably about a hundred.
[02:25.480 --> 02:26.500]  About a hundred volunteers?
[02:26.780 --> 02:27.290]  More than a hundred.
[02:27.460 --> 02:27.920]  Raise your hands.
[02:28.160 --> 02:29.000]  More than a hundred.
[02:29.320 --> 02:30.000]  Raise your hands.
[02:30.620 --> 02:33.200]  Everybody who volunteered to help out here, raise your hands.
[02:33.350 --> 02:34.060]  Raise your hands.
[02:35.350 --> 02:38.240]  20 people in security, 40 people in NOC, you say?
[02:38.700 --> 02:41.790]  We had, let's say, how many people in AV?
[02:42.500 --> 02:42.790]  30.
[02:44.240 --> 02:46.220]  20, 35, something like that.
[02:46.360 --> 02:46.940]  We had a lot.
[02:48.040 --> 02:49.980]  Art people, we had lots of art people.
[02:50.180 --> 02:51.500]  We had some stage management crew.
[02:52.020 --> 02:52.920]  A lot of people.
[02:53.140 --> 02:54.740]  Let's just say 150.
[02:55.100 --> 02:56.420]  Thank you to all of you.
[02:56.720 --> 02:57.280]  Thank you again.
[02:57.420 --> 02:57.700]  Round of applause.
[02:57.700 --> 02:58.980]  Would not have been possible without you.
[03:06.520 --> 03:13.880]  If this were some kind of a commercial conference, you know, we could afford to pay everybody to do this, and then we'd have to pay like $250 to attend.
[03:14.100 --> 03:19.600]  So we try to keep this affordable to everybody, like within reason, and still not lose our shirt on it.
[03:19.600 --> 03:21.500]  And we manage to lose a little bit each year.
[03:21.680 --> 03:23.980]  But we want to give good time to everybody.
[03:24.240 --> 03:26.920]  And without all those volunteers, it just simply would be impossible.
[03:27.500 --> 03:30.780]  We still think it's the best deal in town for $50 for a weekend.
[03:38.340 --> 03:46.140]  I also, in addition to the official volunteers, there are so many of you who helped out in other ways, just by lending a hand whenever we needed something.
[03:46.420 --> 03:50.940]  And just by treating the hotel with respect, and each other with respect, and that kind of a thing.
[03:51.440 --> 03:52.780]  That made all the difference in the world.
[03:52.780 --> 03:55.200]  Well, that's why we'll be able to come back here, because you took care of the place.
[03:55.420 --> 04:02.180]  And they were telling us before how great they were, how happy they were with the people that were here, how responsible everybody was.
[04:03.020 --> 04:06.700]  And it's going to be great, because in a few weeks, they're going to have all these Republicans wandering around.
[04:06.820 --> 04:09.300]  And I just want to be able to say, we did a better job than they did.
[04:10.740 --> 04:11.180]  Thank you.
[04:16.440 --> 04:23.580]  I want to give a special thanks to Roadie and the security crew, because without them, all kinds of things would have been an uproar.
[04:23.680 --> 04:25.620]  And I think they handled it extremely professionally.
[04:26.080 --> 04:27.660]  And they were friendly to everybody.
[04:27.660 --> 04:31.080]  And it was just a great team to have on our side.
[04:31.180 --> 04:33.340]  Basically, all hell would have broken loose without them.
[04:38.460 --> 04:40.380]  How many people had a good time?
[04:46.270 --> 04:47.490]  No, no, no, no, no.
[04:47.570 --> 04:50.230]  How many people had a good time?
[04:54.900 --> 04:56.680]  Now that's more like it.
[04:57.620 --> 04:59.180]  We had a few problems.
[04:59.820 --> 05:04.100]  Somebody who remains unmentioned or a bunch of somebodies.
[05:05.300 --> 05:11.360]  You know, a few, you know, decided to get a little crazy with a China marker in some of the elevators.
[05:11.680 --> 05:17.580]  And then this fool decided that Pentium stickers needed to be all over the, the ban.
[05:17.740 --> 05:19.980]  This is, by the way, this is not hacking.
[05:20.280 --> 05:23.600]  Okay, just so in case anybody has any questions.
[05:23.940 --> 05:25.920]  This is stupidity in action.
[05:27.360 --> 05:30.900]  Anyway, other than that, nothing really got stolen here.
[05:31.040 --> 05:36.060]  I would really applaud everybody for basically keeping this one under control.
[05:36.280 --> 05:39.880]  Damage amounts were probably way under the last couple of cons.
[05:40.420 --> 05:47.780]  Then again, we did broker a deal with some of the people who ran off with the letters last year and really embarrassed me, but we won't talk about that.
[05:47.960 --> 05:50.980]  Which were handmade by Roadie, we might add, last time and this time.
[05:51.260 --> 05:53.620]  Yeah, by the way, we may give away those letters.
[05:53.920 --> 06:00.040]  You know anybody who needs two 45-pound, four-foot letters, say H and 5?
[06:01.860 --> 06:05.680]  Wow, I can see one, two, you must be recyclers.
[06:07.720 --> 06:08.200]  Anyway...
[06:10.900 --> 06:13.120]  No, no, because they weren't union manufactured.
[06:13.900 --> 06:15.960]  Okay, we are in a union building here.
[06:16.900 --> 06:20.300]  Anyway, I'd like to thank everybody on the security team.
[06:20.460 --> 06:25.060]  We had a lot of people show up that weren't on the list, showed up the last minute just when I needed them.
[06:25.060 --> 06:27.780]  They came out, they kicked ass.
[06:28.220 --> 06:37.920]  Everybody that you see around here that's got an orange shirt on, and a few of them that don't have orange shirts on, you guys, you guys deserve a big round of applause.
[06:49.210 --> 06:53.150]  And as, you know, as it was said before, we did it!
[06:54.150 --> 06:55.970]  Don't everybody cheer, cheer!
[06:56.850 --> 06:57.990]  Applaud, applaud!
[07:02.630 --> 07:09.290]  And by the way, I want to thank the person who came to us and said, I just can't be quiet about this kind of crap, and happened to be taking a picture at the time.
[07:09.470 --> 07:20.390]  And that's the beauty of having all these eyes out there, friendly eyes, that are out watching out for us, and for the hotel, and for all kinds of shenanigans that could have wound up hurting us if we let them go too far.
[07:20.950 --> 07:25.470]  So, again, thanks to all of you for helping out and making it possible for us to come back.
[07:25.470 --> 07:27.330]  I just want to give special thanks.
[07:27.550 --> 07:30.490]  There's a lot of work that goes into this whole thing.
[07:30.890 --> 07:32.150]  It doesn't happen overnight.
[07:32.310 --> 07:32.890]  It takes weeks.
[07:33.030 --> 07:33.670]  It takes months.
[07:34.070 --> 07:43.510]  Somebody has to make all the arrangements to get the artwork together, to make the armbands, which, by the way, we were told were impossible to make.
[07:43.850 --> 07:44.910]  Well, we did it.
[07:45.410 --> 07:51.050]  Just to have the banners and everything ready, I want to thank Mike, who spent weeks and weeks putting it all together.
[07:51.250 --> 07:51.830]  Thank you.
[08:00.020 --> 08:02.580]  This guy worked around the clock for many, many weeks.
[08:04.740 --> 08:05.200]  Hi.
[08:05.820 --> 08:08.700]  I'm tired now, but this was a great convention.
[08:08.960 --> 08:12.600]  I want to thank also the folks who volunteered at the info desk.
[08:12.840 --> 08:21.400]  I got here on Friday at what I thought was an unreasonably early hour, and found that there were already two folks who had set up the info desk and started dispensing information.
[08:22.300 --> 08:25.860]  Just amazing, amazing things like that have been going on all weekend long.
[08:26.000 --> 08:31.520]  And I want to thank everyone who volunteered with the projects I worked on and with everything else.
[08:40.090 --> 08:41.690]  And how about these banners, huh?
[08:48.430 --> 08:53.010]  They sure got a reaction on 7th Avenue by walking by, looking at those things.
[08:53.150 --> 08:53.790]  What the hell?
[08:54.070 --> 08:56.130]  Well, you know, it's not Hitler, okay?
[08:56.150 --> 08:57.050]  We all know that.
[08:57.270 --> 09:00.870]  Some people might think because of the mustache, but is Frederick here?
[09:01.910 --> 09:03.110]  Here's the guy who, come on up.
[09:03.350 --> 09:06.070]  This is the guy from Canada who designed this.
[09:14.370 --> 09:21.070]  And the way this came about, one day at Off The Hook, we were just opening up the mail, and there was this big tube waiting for us, and we said, uh-oh.
[09:21.550 --> 09:25.570]  And we opened the thing up, and inside were these posters, little versions of this.
[09:25.670 --> 09:27.350]  And we're like, wow, this is great.
[09:27.750 --> 09:34.790]  And we contact him and say, can you give us the artwork for this so we can make banners and come on down and, you know, share your artwork with people.
[09:35.430 --> 09:37.930]  Um, he's making a cartoon, 1984 comics.
[09:38.090 --> 09:38.550]  Tell us about it.
[09:40.190 --> 09:44.290]  Right, I'm making an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 in comic book format.
[09:44.970 --> 09:48.590]  And I invite you all to check the website, 1984comic.com.
[09:59.880 --> 10:00.820]  Are we in the times?
[10:01.420 --> 10:02.060]  What happened?
[10:02.060 --> 10:03.160]  This is 1984.
[10:03.600 --> 10:03.960]  1984.
[10:04.260 --> 10:04.780]  Oh, oh, oh.
[10:05.000 --> 10:05.220]  The website.
[10:05.460 --> 10:06.080]  That's the website.
[10:06.340 --> 10:07.560]  I thought we were in the papers.
[10:07.780 --> 10:08.040]  I don't know.
[10:09.100 --> 10:09.840]  Have to be careful.
[10:10.380 --> 10:11.720]  Um, and of course, Chris, come on up.
[10:11.900 --> 10:14.180]  Chris, uh, was in charge of, uh, audio-visual.
[10:14.760 --> 10:26.520]  And, uh, we had all kinds of, of, of crises over the months, but at the last minute, we were able to, uh, to put things together for under budget, uh, and keep it running with a bunch of dedicated staff who, uh, who just worked their asses off.
[10:26.780 --> 10:27.140]  Chris.
[10:37.520 --> 10:39.380]  I'd, I'd really like to thank the volunteers.
[10:39.380 --> 10:42.560]  Uh, they made the big difference between last time and this time.
[10:42.900 --> 10:47.320]  Uh, we had about a dozen people who signed up for some small shifts, you know, three, four hours.
[10:47.520 --> 10:50.700]  Uh, about half of them showed up and I'd, I'd like to really thank those few who did.
[10:51.380 --> 11:03.500]  Um, and, but really the, the, the most amazing part of this for me were the people who jumped in and filled in when that didn't happen and who all together worked, you know, 40 hours over the weekend.
[11:03.500 --> 11:07.980]  These people would work for eight hour shifts straight and maybe get a chance to run to the bathroom between shows if they were lucky.
[11:08.460 --> 11:13.040]  Um, and so I'd like to thank those people, um, racks on the cameras back there.
[11:13.420 --> 11:14.840]  Hobbit who did all the lighting.
[11:23.430 --> 11:32.510]  And, uh, the people who set up basically everything you see on this floor and ran most of for the conference, uh, are a whole crew out of Pittsburgh run by Adam Pennington who I'd like to come up.
[11:33.290 --> 11:34.050]  And, uh,
[11:40.440 --> 11:42.820]  yeah, I'd just like to thank my crew who came out from Pittsburgh.
[11:43.020 --> 11:45.680]  Uh, it's a group from Carnegie Mellon called AB Tech.
[11:46.000 --> 11:52.200]  And I'd like to thank Lindsey, Carla, Jess, Clara, The Chaos, Chris, Matt, Other, and Meg.
[11:52.200 --> 11:57.580]  And I've gotten a ton of questions on what the heck this techno is that I've been playing between the sessions.
[11:58.100 --> 12:00.180]  It's, uh, two CDs a friend of mine mixed up.
[12:00.340 --> 12:02.720]  I will have the track list online probably tomorrow.
[12:03.200 --> 12:08.380]  If you want to find out where that'll be, you can email me at deathbee at gmail.com.
[12:09.060 --> 12:09.640]  Thank you.
[12:10.580 --> 12:10.980]  Yeah.
[12:19.760 --> 12:28.360]  We had an on-site, uh, emergency medical technician here the entire conference who, uh, was here in case anybody here was in danger or whatever.
[12:28.940 --> 12:33.200]  Uh, Mike Schneider had to leave a little while ago, but he was here on hand the entire time.
[12:33.580 --> 12:38.460]  Uh, 24-7 with a two-way radio by his ear, uh, just for all of you in case you were in trouble.
[12:38.620 --> 12:41.080]  So, I want to give a hand to Mike Schneider, who also helped out with the radios.
[12:48.430 --> 12:51.110]  Yeah, they, they basically had those radios all over there.
[12:51.110 --> 12:54.750]  And if there was ever even a hint of trouble, they were able to deal with it immediately.
[12:55.030 --> 12:59.210]  Hotel security never even got involved in any problems and they love us.
[12:59.550 --> 13:02.750]  So, um, big hand to those guys for making that possible.
[13:03.170 --> 13:03.870]  Thank you, guys.
[13:08.210 --> 13:22.930]  Also, uh, in addition to the regular AV, uh, I believe Ethan and Chris were responsible for, uh, for a whole lot of, uh, extra stuff down on the second floor telling you what movie was playing and video, uh, actually having, uh, Steve Wozniak, uh, downstairs as well as upstairs.
[13:23.490 --> 13:26.130]  Little things like that which really make things a lot more comfortable for people.
[13:26.250 --> 13:27.110]  So, I'm not sure, are they here?
[13:27.810 --> 13:28.130]  Okay.
[13:28.190 --> 13:28.930]  Well, they're around somewhere.
[13:29.130 --> 13:30.050]  So, wherever they are, thank you.
[13:30.350 --> 13:30.930]  Thank you very much.
[13:34.440 --> 13:39.380]  And, uh, how many, uh, how many people took advantage of our movie room?
[13:39.460 --> 13:40.140]  Was that a good idea?
[13:40.560 --> 13:41.000]  Um, yeah?
[13:44.760 --> 13:46.700]  Well, Red Hack was in charge of all that.
[13:46.800 --> 13:48.020]  He kept it running around the clock.
[13:48.140 --> 13:51.120]  And that was one of the, uh, one of the things going 24-3.
[13:51.340 --> 13:54.320]  Red Hack, how many films did we have all together, roughly, would you say?
[13:54.820 --> 13:59.020]  Um, I would estimate we probably had over 25 films.
[13:59.120 --> 14:00.480]  I mean, we had a ton of material.
[14:00.700 --> 14:04.720]  I'd really like to thank, um, Evan and Derek and Jared for helping with it.
[14:04.860 --> 14:10.340]  They, you know, um, we were able to get shifts going and so that we wouldn't all be exhausted by the end of the weekend.
[14:10.340 --> 14:12.300]  So, they were, they were an integral part of getting there.
[14:12.460 --> 14:20.600]  And, uh, they also managed feeds from, uh, from upstairs here for, uh, for some of the keynote speeches for, uh, uh, Steve Wozniak and for the social engineering panel.
[14:20.700 --> 14:22.880]  Well, this room is so full, we couldn't fit everybody.
[14:23.180 --> 14:26.200]  We'd put them, we had overflow crowds in the movie room too, watching the feed.
[14:26.480 --> 14:27.940]  And, uh, that was amazing.
[14:28.020 --> 14:28.860]  That, that was pulled off.
[14:29.380 --> 14:29.420]  Yeah.
[14:30.280 --> 14:30.460]  All right.
[14:38.210 --> 14:45.470]  I know they were just up here before, but I think we really should, uh, pay special attention to the people who kept the network running through adverse, uh, circumstances with the horizon.
[14:45.810 --> 14:46.450]  That's nice.
[14:47.370 --> 14:47.650]  Ready?
[14:49.290 --> 14:49.730]  Adam?
[14:53.230 --> 14:57.090]  Just a couple of words on, uh, what the challenges were and how we overcame them.
[14:58.350 --> 15:01.870]  Well, I think we just went over this, like, uh, 20 minutes ago.
[15:02.130 --> 15:09.390]  But, uh, but really I think, um, some of the, uh, important notes is that, um, you know, planning is important.
[15:09.390 --> 15:13.350]  Uh, if we didn't plan, we would have had this, we would have repeated our past mistakes.
[15:13.610 --> 15:20.470]  Um, you know, we, uh, we planned ahead, uh, looked at the problems, made sure that we solved them, introduced new problems.
[15:20.490 --> 15:23.530]  So we have some challenges for next time that we'll make sure we fix.
[15:23.690 --> 15:28.330]  But I think we, if hopefully we have the same team that we had this year, next year will be even better.
[15:28.570 --> 15:35.150]  So I just wanted to thank, uh, uh, Dragorn for getting our rock solid, in my opinion, wireless network going up and running.
[15:35.150 --> 15:36.630]  Um, using...
[15:36.630 --> 15:40.390]  I especially
[15:45.100 --> 15:50.500]  want to thank, uh, everybody at the Triple H, uh, Seth and Miles, uh, Amber and, uh, Jen.
[15:50.740 --> 16:06.100]  And, you know, all the people who helped us, uh, uh, far especially, uh, uh, you know, everybody helped us, um, you know, get the pre, you know, uh, we used their space to pre-stage on this, uh, Verity, uh, sort of, uh, scary, loft, that was constructed above Miles' bed.
[16:06.400 --> 16:08.920]  And, uh, um, you know, that was a little scary.
[16:08.920 --> 16:16.080]  But it worked, and we got everything very easily set up when we got to the conference.
[16:16.780 --> 16:29.200]  Also, I'm glad we did a real good proof of concept of why we do the networks the way we do, why the 2 to 18 link was important, because if without that 2 to 18 fiber link, we would not have had the movies going to the overflow room.
[16:29.560 --> 16:31.260]  We wouldn't have had wireless up here.
[16:31.480 --> 16:33.020]  It would have just made things more complicated.
[16:33.220 --> 16:38.160]  So the little extra effort in running fiber between the two floors is very important.
[16:38.920 --> 16:44.320]  Unfortunately, Adam isn't here, but Adam Rothschild was responsible for getting the 2 to 18 connectivity.
[16:45.120 --> 16:52.800]  You know, it was his fiber, his switches, he configured everything and then ditched, because he had to work the rest of the weekend, so he'll be here in a couple hours to reclaim his stuff.
[16:53.240 --> 16:59.040]  And we definitely need to thank NAC.net for graciously giving us the T1s again.
[16:59.400 --> 17:01.780]  I just wanted to make a quick... get it, get it, get it, get it.
[17:02.320 --> 17:03.020]  Very important.
[17:09.760 --> 17:16.700]  As Bernie said before, Bernie and Emmanuel said before, we run this conference, you know, very...
[17:16.700 --> 17:18.640]  We try to keep costs down.
[17:19.200 --> 17:22.400]  You know, like you said, we have the best show in town for 50 bucks.
[17:22.920 --> 17:31.030]  Part of that is due to the enormous generosity of companies like NAC.net and all the individual, you know, equipment donators.
[17:31.030 --> 17:34.460]  The network infrastructure never costs the conference.
[17:35.320 --> 17:37.160]  I don't believe it has ever cost the conference.
[17:37.500 --> 17:38.400]  All the switches are donated.
[17:38.720 --> 17:39.860]  The manpower is donated.
[17:40.480 --> 17:43.100]  The, you know, the cabling is donated.
[17:44.010 --> 17:49.800]  Which one thing, if anybody can help us pull down some of the cabling, you're free to take it home, except for the fiber.
[17:53.940 --> 18:01.340]  So, yeah, you know, we try to, you know, save the money in the network, and then we can spend it on the things that are important, like the AV.
[18:01.580 --> 18:04.040]  You know, I mean, the AV stuff is very important to this conference.
[18:04.180 --> 18:06.120]  And, you know, that costs us a lot of money.
[18:06.140 --> 18:11.120]  So, it's very good that everybody can help out and be generous, you know, in getting us this equipment.
[18:11.120 --> 18:17.760]  So, again, thanks to most, like 99% of the people who are using the network.
[18:17.760 --> 18:20.640]  And I'm not too happy with that 1% that abuses the network.
[18:20.640 --> 18:22.940]  But, you know, hey, that's what this network is all about.
[18:23.030 --> 18:23.920]  It's always going to be abused.
[18:24.040 --> 18:26.540]  But I'm just glad that, you know, we did have a network that was...
[18:26.540 --> 18:29.060]  I think the network stood up to the abuse, personally.
[18:29.320 --> 18:32.220]  So, you know, I'm thankful for the work that this team did.
[18:32.400 --> 18:34.060]  So, give the team another round of applause.
[18:42.010 --> 18:44.170]  I've already said a whole lot about the NOC staff.
[18:44.190 --> 18:45.710]  I just want to say one more thing.
[18:46.250 --> 18:53.650]  Adam has done so much work for the NOC, getting everything up and running and together and making sure that everybody has net access here.
[18:54.150 --> 18:57.210]  So, I just wanted to say, can we get another round of applause for Adam?
[18:57.350 --> 18:58.410]  Because he's done so much.
[19:07.630 --> 19:13.870]  Another thing we had this year that I think was much better than years past was our selection of vendors in the back over there.
[19:14.050 --> 19:20.250]  And we owe that to Porkchop for organizing the vendors, getting some really good people in here and keeping them happy, keeping you guys happy.
[19:26.500 --> 19:32.520]  On that point, I'd like to thank all the vendors for giving us some stuff to give to you guys in a couple of minutes.
[19:32.980 --> 19:34.660]  They've been pretty generous this year.
[19:40.070 --> 19:47.230]  And there are a couple other people who have been running tirelessly around, organizing speakers, making sure everybody gets to the podium on time, making sure they get off on time.
[19:47.750 --> 19:49.490]  And then, of course, Greg Newby and Laszlo.
[19:49.690 --> 19:50.450]  Thank you very much.
[19:59.680 --> 20:00.760]  It's been a lot of fun.
[20:02.980 --> 20:04.880]  Thanks to the speakers, especially.
[20:05.100 --> 20:17.860]  Everyone was on time, prepared, brought their stuff, and responded well when it was time to go, except for one panel that just went a little over time.
[20:18.320 --> 20:20.760]  But everything else was great.
[20:21.280 --> 20:22.620]  And blame India.
[20:22.760 --> 20:24.100]  They put me on hold for half an hour.
[20:32.390 --> 20:34.270]  I think this conference was a great vibe.
[20:34.570 --> 20:47.490]  A lot of us were running circles around and going crazy, and sometimes it was kind of hard to tell, but people would stop us on the elevators and say, you know, this is, I think, the best conference that I've been to, the best hacker conference.
[20:47.490 --> 20:51.050]  And that vibe is due to everybody in this room.
[20:51.330 --> 20:55.830]  A lot of you, the stories I've heard about people traveling to this thing are unbelievable.
[20:55.830 --> 21:03.270]  It's like a Grateful Dead show for geeks, but, you know, complete with people sleeping under tables in the back.
[21:04.690 --> 21:18.130]  But that vibe is because this is a community, and the way this community grows is by telling your friends, sharing 2600 with people who might not know what hacking is and might be afraid of that word.
[21:19.290 --> 21:20.210]  Share the knowledge.
[21:20.570 --> 21:27.010]  Bring more people into this community so that we can stay strong and defeat silliness, like some of the laws that are coming down the pipe.
[21:27.170 --> 21:27.990]  Thanks for coming, everyone.
[21:38.520 --> 21:41.280]  Something else I think needs to be noted, the speakers themselves.
[21:41.580 --> 21:54.480]  We had something like 70 different panels and I think 100 speakers, and I think they all were here, and they all showed up, and they all gave really well-received talks, and that's no small thing.
[21:54.580 --> 22:01.060]  That means a lot, that they came from all over the world to present to you guys and that you guys listened to what they had to say.
[22:01.280 --> 22:02.000]  Thanks to them.
[22:02.240 --> 22:02.700]  Thank you.
[22:10.730 --> 22:17.570]  I'm sure there are people we're forgetting and things we're forgetting, but one thing I don't want to forget is this place, because I really love this place.
[22:18.170 --> 22:21.490]  It's not the Ritz-Carlton, but it's kind of like our home.
[22:21.650 --> 22:23.270]  It's in a terrific location.
[22:23.730 --> 22:28.290]  It's so cool just to be able to hang out on 7th Avenue at 4 o'clock in the morning watching the traffic go by.
[22:28.910 --> 22:32.870]  You know, the guy in the corner who sells hot dogs, he remembered us from two years ago.
[22:34.490 --> 22:35.890]  How cool is that, you know?
[22:36.030 --> 22:38.030]  Before you leave tonight, buy a hot dog from that guy.
[22:38.030 --> 22:38.690]  He's amazing.
[22:38.850 --> 22:41.170]  He was watching the van for us and...
[22:48.610 --> 22:57.930]  That's the kind of vibe this place gives off, you know, and that we give off as well, that people in New York City remember who we are and are part of the whole process.
[22:57.930 --> 23:01.070]  And that's why I hope to be here again another couple of years doing the same thing.
[23:12.030 --> 23:15.530]  Yes, we're going to be giving away some stuff, but first we want to issue a plea.
[23:15.670 --> 23:17.930]  Should I be the one issuing the plea, or maybe Chris is better doing this?
[23:18.150 --> 23:18.770]  Let us do it.
[23:18.830 --> 23:19.230]  You want to do it?
[23:19.370 --> 23:19.510]  Okay.
[23:19.570 --> 23:20.230]  We know the details.
[23:20.430 --> 23:21.270]  Actually, we have a demo.
[23:21.390 --> 23:21.970]  We have shirts.
[23:22.790 --> 23:23.870]  Oh, yeah, we have rewards.
[23:23.990 --> 23:27.430]  We have rewards, we have a demo, and where's Hobbit?
[23:28.190 --> 23:28.690]  Let's get Hobbit.
[23:28.770 --> 23:31.410]  Come on up here, because you'll do the demo in a moment.
[23:32.550 --> 23:37.170]  So, believe it or not, it was a fair amount of work to set up some of the equipment and stuff.
[23:37.310 --> 23:39.630]  And we can actually use some help in packing up.
[23:39.790 --> 23:42.110]  We need to be packed by about 10 p.m.
[23:42.190 --> 23:45.850]  tonight, which will be an amazing feat if we can pull it off.
[23:46.170 --> 23:56.270]  As Adam said, if you can tell the difference between network cable and, say, power cable, you can help to dismantle the network.
[23:56.690 --> 23:59.370]  You do not need to help with the wireless access points.
[23:59.430 --> 23:59.870]  Thank you very much.
[24:00.350 --> 24:04.130]  The network cable you can coil up and take with you.
[24:04.570 --> 24:05.430]  All the posters...
[24:05.430 --> 24:11.230]  I think essentially all the posters, or literally all the posters that you see are yours to take if you take it down.
[24:11.290 --> 24:14.330]  And please do take down the tape on the wall behind it.
[24:15.270 --> 24:18.590]  Yeah, be careful taking down the tape and stuff.
[24:18.730 --> 24:21.010]  Don't take paint from the hotel with you.
[24:22.110 --> 24:23.870]  So that can really help.
[24:24.010 --> 24:36.950]  As you walk out through the second floor, we have about 350 chairs, 60 tables that all need to be folded, brought to the back where the big crossed yellow stuff is of that second floor.
[24:38.270 --> 24:39.150]  Oh, has it?
[24:39.230 --> 24:40.490]  You people are amazing.
[24:40.950 --> 24:42.710]  The chairs are not souvenirs.
[24:43.190 --> 24:44.450]  Just the...
[24:44.910 --> 24:45.210]  Right.
[24:45.210 --> 24:51.210]  And so the other activity is doing some help.
[24:52.130 --> 24:53.550]  And we don't need everyone for this.
[24:53.650 --> 24:54.330]  Thanks for offering.
[24:54.590 --> 24:59.670]  But probably about 10 or 20 people could really help with taking down some of the audio-visual stuff.
[24:59.850 --> 25:00.650]  Again, don't...
[25:00.650 --> 25:04.450]  If you really can't tell power cables or something else, don't just unscrew random things.
[25:04.630 --> 25:16.930]  But to stick around and help with packing up all these incredible lights and video and so forth, it's all heavy and it all has to be down by the loading dock way back yonder within just a couple hours.
[25:17.170 --> 25:20.150]  So if you can help out with all that, that would be fantastic.
[25:20.650 --> 25:23.490]  If you see a little garbage, of course, you can throw that out and so forth.
[25:23.830 --> 25:27.350]  The other thing that you can do if you're not going to help is...
[25:27.350 --> 25:29.030]  And thanks for showing up.
[25:29.090 --> 25:38.390]  But if you're not going to help, then you can help by clearing the space where other people will be cleaning up.
[25:38.570 --> 25:44.270]  One of the things that we'll do to encourage you is we'll shut off the network almost immediately after the conference.
[25:44.950 --> 25:47.690]  So don't be surprised by that.
[25:47.990 --> 25:54.010]  And if you're sitting in the audience with your laptop, these are the last few bites that you're going to get.
[25:54.250 --> 25:59.810]  For people that might want to help with audio-visual, we do have a demonstration arranged, which you can take.
[25:59.930 --> 26:06.530]  This is skills, hacker skills, which you should be taking home with you on coiling gear.
[26:08.610 --> 26:10.030]  We have a web page.
[26:13.490 --> 26:14.210]  Oh, go.
[26:16.410 --> 26:17.110]  Just quick.
[26:18.410 --> 26:23.150]  AV is not just the geeky kid in the back of the grade school classroom running the slide projectors.
[26:23.310 --> 26:24.890]  There's actually a lot to it.
[26:24.950 --> 26:25.750]  A lot goes into it.
[26:25.810 --> 26:30.070]  And lots of little subtleties that creep up when you're wrangling all this gear.
[26:32.370 --> 26:38.970]  One of the things that people learn when they're working with this stuff is the proper technique for rolling cables.
[26:39.230 --> 26:43.250]  So if you see somebody doing this arm thing, stop them.
[26:43.430 --> 26:44.830]  That's the wrong way to do it.
[26:45.130 --> 26:50.850]  Because one thing you wind up with is a net twist down the cable and it gets all messed up next time you try to unroll it.
[26:51.490 --> 26:57.070]  So there's a page at https://techno-fandom.org/~hobbit
[26:57.990 --> 27:05.270]  There's a whole bunch of like random AV lighting, et cetera, info under there and pointers to other places that I've just been collecting over time.
[27:05.790 --> 27:13.730]  So the right way to roll a cable, and this is a nice big stiff stage pin lighting cable that carries 20 amps.
[27:14.470 --> 27:18.150]  Just roll it up like you'd normally coil one loop in.
[27:18.450 --> 27:26.110]  The next loop you want to do this kind of subtle move where it coils under itself and just alternate all the way down.
[27:26.110 --> 27:33.490]  So most of you won't get this, won't want to do it, but just try to avoid the arm thing and try to do this under over flip.
[27:33.670 --> 27:37.510]  And that way the shop, when they get all these cables back, will really thank you for that.
[27:37.630 --> 27:38.950]  Because that's the way they roll them.
[27:39.250 --> 27:39.590]  Thanks.
[27:45.690 --> 27:49.130]  And you just learned something valuable for your own purposes too.
[27:50.270 --> 28:09.930]  Speaking of valuable lessons, I didn't mention this, but if you happen to have just accidentally acquired something here that you don't think you should have taken, radios, posters, whatever, and you want to get rid of them without having any other problems on your conscience,
[28:09.950 --> 28:14.230]  the security team would love to see those downstairs on the second floor.
[28:14.230 --> 28:15.870]  We won't, huh?
[28:16.570 --> 28:17.050]  Telephone.
[28:18.410 --> 28:18.890]  Telephone.
[28:19.670 --> 28:20.830]  A room telephone.
[28:22.270 --> 28:22.750]  The party room.
[28:26.450 --> 28:27.250]  Oh, okay.
[28:27.410 --> 28:30.590]  If you know where the telephone is from the party room, please return it also.
[28:34.100 --> 28:34.580]  Yeah.
[28:35.140 --> 28:35.420]  Uh-huh.
[28:35.660 --> 28:38.240]  That was definitely a party.
[28:38.820 --> 28:42.580]  Never seen beds used for trampolines before quite like that.
[28:49.140 --> 28:52.380]  We have one instance of a camera that was taken from on top of a vending machine.
[28:52.760 --> 28:54.140]  If you have the camera, you know what?
[28:54.200 --> 28:54.720]  Keep the camera.
[28:54.820 --> 28:56.760]  Return the memory card, because that's got all the pictures on it.
[28:56.820 --> 28:57.840]  Just leave it at the info desk.
[28:58.400 --> 29:01.800]  No questions asked, but you'll feel better if you return the camera too.
[29:02.940 --> 29:03.300]  Security.
[29:03.560 --> 29:03.580]  Security.
[29:03.580 --> 29:03.680]  Sorry.
[29:03.840 --> 29:04.040]  Security.
[29:04.220 --> 29:04.880]  Next to the info desk.
[29:05.960 --> 29:06.560]  Second floor.
[29:06.720 --> 29:07.180]  Second floor.
[29:07.340 --> 29:13.760]  We have shirts, a whole lot of volunteer shirts for those of you who actually stick around and finish cleaning up tonight.
[29:14.120 --> 29:16.280]  We'll be giving those out to everybody who is here for that.
[29:16.440 --> 29:23.640]  The reason being that last time, I don't think we had enough people, and we wound up getting charged something like 1,500 bucks for the pros to come in and do it.
[29:23.900 --> 29:25.200]  So we have enough people here.
[29:25.240 --> 29:26.260]  It doesn't take that long.
[29:26.500 --> 29:29.440]  And as Hobbit demonstrated, you pick up valuable new skills.
[29:31.240 --> 29:34.480]  We have one last big person to thank for all of this.
[29:34.880 --> 29:36.240]  I think you know who I'm talking about.
[29:36.340 --> 29:37.160]  The big man himself.
[29:38.600 --> 29:39.400]  Emmanuel Goldstein.
[29:39.600 --> 29:40.740]  An arm of 2600.
[29:41.660 --> 29:42.600]  Thank you.
[29:43.760 --> 29:45.080]  Stand in your direction.
[29:45.380 --> 29:45.880]  Come on.
[29:46.440 --> 29:47.040]  Get out of here.
[29:48.200 --> 29:48.380]  Yeah.
[30:05.170 --> 30:06.450]  One more time.
[30:18.450 --> 30:19.730]  Just one night time?
[30:21.130 --> 30:21.690]  Gee.
[30:22.010 --> 30:22.970]  We want to keep doing this.
[30:22.970 --> 30:24.250]  Okay, well, we'll see, we'll see.
[30:24.470 --> 30:27.090]  But thanks to all of you for, you know, making it worthwhile.
[30:27.150 --> 30:28.010]  It really is.
[30:28.070 --> 30:28.690]  It feels great.
[30:29.150 --> 30:31.990]  And, yeah, we're wiped out, but it's a good kind of feeling.
[30:32.270 --> 30:34.090]  And now we have a whole rest of the summer to enjoy.
[30:34.710 --> 30:35.710]  So, thanks.
[30:35.890 --> 30:37.510]  Thank you very much.
[30:43.180 --> 30:44.540]  We have things to get away, Bernie?
[30:44.660 --> 30:45.880]  You want to organize this?
[30:46.800 --> 30:48.480]  And no mayhem this time.
[30:49.100 --> 30:50.260]  This is going to be nice and organized.
[30:51.400 --> 30:53.360]  How many of you have been wondering about these things?
[30:54.220 --> 30:56.080]  The hotel was wondering about these things.
[30:56.240 --> 30:59.980]  That little comment up on top about cyber terrorism, that led to some concern.
[31:00.420 --> 31:03.260]  Cyber terrorist suspect 1-5, what is this?
[31:03.420 --> 31:07.140]  They came up to me and they said, this isn't something we have to be concerned about, is it?
[31:07.960 --> 31:09.540]  No, no, don't worry about it.
[31:09.800 --> 31:13.300]  The other thing, of course, was one of Jen's posters downstairs that had the upside down flag.
[31:13.440 --> 31:17.200]  Apparently, pedestrians were walking by and they noticed this and they started complaining.
[31:19.400 --> 31:23.860]  Yeah, well, they made us take it down, but they didn't agree with it themselves.
[31:24.100 --> 31:26.300]  But, you know, you don't want to have pedestrians complaining too much.
[31:26.540 --> 31:28.980]  But the thing is, they kept complaining even after it was taken down.
[31:29.020 --> 31:30.300]  So, it was really kind of bizarre.
[31:31.140 --> 31:33.940]  But, yeah, tell us about the punch cards, Bernie.
[31:34.120 --> 31:37.600]  Oh, these are what are technically known as a Form 5081.
[31:37.600 --> 31:40.760]  Typically used back in the late 60s, early 70s.
[31:41.500 --> 31:52.940]  You would see, for those of us who are old enough to remember, receiving, like, electric utility bills, gas water bills, and these things in an envelope marked, do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
[31:53.260 --> 31:57.020]  You're welcome to fold, spindle, or mutilate these to your heart's content, by the way.
[31:57.960 --> 32:01.880]  And they're all, you know, accurately encoded.
[32:01.880 --> 32:08.720]  All the characters along the top of the cards correspond to the column punches.
[32:08.960 --> 32:10.960]  If you look, they're actually encoded in ASCII.
[32:11.720 --> 32:14.080]  And the last four digits are unique.
[32:14.860 --> 32:15.480]  Yeah, they are ASCII.
[32:15.560 --> 32:15.900]  EBCDIC.
[32:16.220 --> 32:16.980]  They're not EBCDIC.
[32:17.260 --> 32:18.760]  They are ASCII encoded.
[32:19.560 --> 32:22.380]  Anyone have a card reader handy so we can figure this out?
[32:22.660 --> 32:22.980]  Yeah.
[32:22.980 --> 32:27.720]  We wanted to bring the card reader here to, like, do some demonstration sorting them and so forth.
[32:27.900 --> 32:31.100]  But it weighs more than all of us up here combined.
[32:31.100 --> 32:35.580]  And we originally wanted to make them bright red.
[32:36.820 --> 32:40.340]  But, again, corresponding with the artistic theme of the conference.
[32:40.560 --> 32:49.480]  But, for some reason, the U.S. Navy had ordered a huge quantity of red IBM punch cards very recently.
[32:49.860 --> 32:58.820]  And we all in the core organizer group are wondering, what was the U.S. Navy doing ordering huge quantities of red IBM punch cards?
[32:58.820 --> 33:00.220]  It's sort of ominous.
[33:00.460 --> 33:05.780]  But we had to settle for yellow, which corresponds well with our current state of Homeland Security alert.
[33:06.100 --> 33:06.360]  So...
[33:07.040 --> 33:08.620]  But we had a scare on the first day.
[33:08.680 --> 33:09.040]  What was that?
[33:09.180 --> 33:09.540]  Thursday?
[33:10.460 --> 33:14.420]  There was a Homeland Security alert and there was talk of going to orange.
[33:14.540 --> 33:16.280]  And we're like, oh no, we don't have any orange cards now.
[33:16.340 --> 33:16.880]  What are we gonna do?
[33:17.060 --> 33:19.460]  So they were already encoded and punched.
[33:19.680 --> 33:22.400]  But each card has its own unique serial number, the last four digits.
[33:22.400 --> 33:26.460]  Everyone has their own unique cyber terrorist suspect number.
[33:26.940 --> 33:33.680]  And we thought that would be the best and fairest way to award some of the modest door prizes we have here tonight.
[33:34.160 --> 33:34.560]  So...
[33:34.560 --> 33:40.920]  Bernard, I just wanna say, we've been remissed not to give thanks to another organization that has helped bring us to this level of paranoia.
[33:40.980 --> 33:43.640]  Department of Homeland Security, thank you so much for making this possible.
[33:47.730 --> 33:54.530]  Because fear and paranoia generate some of the best art around and I hope to see many more such examples of that.
[33:55.250 --> 33:57.430]  These things make very good bookmarks, by the way.
[33:59.410 --> 34:01.870]  There's a couple other pieces of trivia about these cards.
[34:02.250 --> 34:06.410]  Again, they're Form 5081, typically used in the early mid-70s.
[34:07.330 --> 34:13.550]  They were encoded with a type IBM 029 data recorder, which allows...
[34:13.550 --> 34:15.490]  Ah, somebody remembers that!
[34:17.570 --> 34:21.110]  Which, the key punch machine allows interspersed gang punching.
[34:21.350 --> 34:23.550]  I don't know, usually gangs do the punching, don't they?
[34:23.930 --> 34:24.530]  But...
[34:24.530 --> 34:35.710]  Where the master or original card, with either an upper left-hand corner cut or an upper right-hand corner cut, which was selected by a switch on the 029, are interfiled with blank copy cards.
[34:35.950 --> 34:40.810]  And the information from the master cards is automatically reproduced, punched, and printed.
[34:41.750 --> 34:45.190]  However, many copy cards follow the master cards.
[34:45.310 --> 34:50.130]  But I could give you more trivia about this, but it's probably really boring to most people.
[34:50.270 --> 34:56.570]  But anyhow, it's a great piece of technological souvenir to take back and use as a bookmark or whatever.
[34:57.310 --> 34:58.490]  I just have a quick comment.
[34:58.630 --> 35:01.210]  Did anyone notice any hanging chads on these cards?
[35:02.430 --> 35:07.250]  We took great pains to avoid any controversy, and we removed every chad that was hanging.
[35:09.270 --> 35:16.430]  So, a lot of states and municipalities still use these as similar punch cards for voting.
[35:16.570 --> 35:28.610]  And frankly, we think that's more reliable than some of these electronic voting schemes, because you have a paper trail, and you can discern the intent of the voter more accurately than just looking at some file and you don't know what they intended.
[35:28.790 --> 35:36.930]  So, anyway, with no further ado, we want to come up with some scheme to awarding some of these door prizes here, based on the last four digits of their punch cards.
[35:37.470 --> 35:39.810]  So, anybody got a pair of dice?
[35:39.810 --> 35:41.530]  You did all save your cards, didn't you?
[35:41.650 --> 35:42.610]  Because you knew they'd be used.
[35:42.770 --> 35:42.990]  Yes.
[35:43.410 --> 35:43.670]  All right.
[35:45.330 --> 35:47.030]  Raise your cards up in the air.
[35:47.510 --> 35:47.870]  Whoa!
[35:48.270 --> 35:49.090]  Hey, that's a great picture.
[35:49.370 --> 35:49.730]  All right.
[35:54.190 --> 35:55.190]  Do you have a pair of dice?
[35:55.430 --> 35:55.610]  Yeah.
[35:55.770 --> 35:58.990]  Well, unless they're like 10-digit dice, it would be kind of hard to...
[36:00.170 --> 36:01.110]  Decimal number of dice.
[36:02.550 --> 36:04.170]  She has 10-sided dice.
[36:04.350 --> 36:06.310]  She just happens to count them around with her.
[36:06.990 --> 36:07.310]  All right.
[36:12.030 --> 36:14.890]  If she followed the advice of ready.gov, she's prepared.
[36:16.250 --> 36:17.010]  Geeks of the world.
[36:17.010 --> 36:17.830]  You have four of us.
[36:18.190 --> 36:18.530]  By any chance?
[36:18.770 --> 36:19.650]  Well, we can just go by three.
[36:19.750 --> 36:20.330]  That should be good enough.
[36:21.430 --> 36:23.010]  The 20-sided dice.
[36:23.210 --> 36:23.890]  Is that all?
[36:24.090 --> 36:24.610]  That's okay.
[36:24.770 --> 36:25.970]  Two numbers for each...
[36:25.970 --> 36:26.730]  We can...
[36:26.730 --> 36:27.990]  We can use...
[36:27.990 --> 36:28.690]  That doesn't matter.
[36:28.790 --> 36:29.810]  We can still use the...
[36:30.390 --> 36:30.810]  Okay.
[36:32.170 --> 36:33.450]  We can use...
[36:33.450 --> 36:33.810]  We can use...
[36:35.390 --> 36:35.710]  Okay.
[36:35.790 --> 36:36.650]  We have a 10-sided dice.
[36:37.510 --> 36:37.830]  Why...
[36:37.830 --> 36:39.010]  Why do people carry these?
[36:41.150 --> 36:42.310]  This is going to get complicated.
[36:45.530 --> 36:48.150]  This is 10.
[36:49.130 --> 36:50.950]  A 10 and a 20.
[36:53.030 --> 36:54.290]  No, no, no, no, no.
[36:54.450 --> 36:54.670]  That's alright.
[36:54.710 --> 36:54.910]  Okay.
[36:55.050 --> 36:56.090]  We're bickering over how to do this.
[36:56.230 --> 36:57.330]  We'll be with you in a second.
[36:57.770 --> 36:58.110]  Oh, and then...
[36:58.110 --> 36:58.870]  And then we can do one more...
[36:58.870 --> 36:59.970]  Do we have another 10?
[37:00.250 --> 37:00.550]  You're right.
[37:05.110 --> 37:06.470]  Okay, roll the dice.
[37:11.390 --> 37:12.120]  What do we got?
[37:14.040 --> 37:14.960]  What's on top here?
[37:15.140 --> 37:16.340]  Well, it's gonna take a long time.
[37:16.720 --> 37:19.910]  So, we're gonna go with the purple one first, and then the last one.
[37:20.060 --> 37:21.560]  So, whose card ends in 102?
[37:22.680 --> 37:23.040]  Anybody?
[37:23.800 --> 37:25.320]  Or is this gonna be too complicated?
[37:25.450 --> 37:25.700]  102?
[37:26.000 --> 37:26.500]  We have a 102?
[37:26.780 --> 37:27.000]  A winner?
[37:27.140 --> 37:27.620]  Right, we got a winner.
[37:27.800 --> 37:28.160]  All right.
[37:28.640 --> 37:30.080]  The last three digits are 102.
[37:30.320 --> 37:31.120]  In an orderly fashion.
[37:31.370 --> 37:31.540]  Yeah, that's what I mean.
[37:31.560 --> 37:33.260]  The last three digits should be ending in 102.
[37:33.260 --> 37:33.960]  Is that what you got?
[37:34.600 --> 37:35.840]  The last three digits.
[37:36.020 --> 37:36.240]  102.
[37:36.680 --> 37:37.410]  Yeah, that's what he's got.
[37:37.660 --> 37:38.340]  That's amazing.
[37:38.520 --> 37:38.740]  It worked.
[37:42.680 --> 37:43.700]  No, you're right.
[37:43.800 --> 37:44.120]  You're right.
[37:44.180 --> 37:44.720]  This is silly.
[37:44.900 --> 37:45.440]  No, you're right.
[37:45.540 --> 37:46.020]  This is wrong.
[37:46.200 --> 37:46.800]  How's it wrong?
[37:47.080 --> 37:50.020]  Because it's 102 and then we need a last digit.
[37:50.620 --> 37:53.520]  Yeah, but then... Yeah, we know we're wrong.
[37:53.700 --> 37:54.040]  Go away.
[37:54.300 --> 37:55.300]  Yeah, we know we're wrong.
[37:55.460 --> 37:56.440]  We'll think about it for a second.
[37:56.440 --> 37:57.400]  We know that there could be four digits.
[37:57.700 --> 38:00.380]  But the chances of it's getting two people... All right, recount.
[38:00.460 --> 38:00.720]  Recount.
[38:00.820 --> 38:02.700]  How many people came up with one end in 102?
[38:02.820 --> 38:03.400]  Only one person.
[38:03.560 --> 38:04.800]  So, obviously... No, but that's wrong.
[38:04.880 --> 38:05.520]  That's wrong, Bernie.
[38:06.200 --> 38:07.320]  Yeah, it's just wrong.
[38:07.800 --> 38:09.100]  Yeah, I can just pick numbers out of my head.
[38:09.260 --> 38:10.200]  We need a better scheme here.
[38:13.600 --> 38:15.180]  Let's just go over the last two digits.
[38:15.420 --> 38:16.960]  Who's got... Last two digits?
[38:21.080 --> 38:23.180]  Who's got 1023, then?
[38:25.880 --> 38:26.240]  1023.
[38:29.630 --> 38:30.000]  1023?
[38:30.760 --> 38:32.340]  Only one of you could be 1023.
[38:32.610 --> 38:32.940]  Is it you?
[38:36.770 --> 38:37.090]  1023?
[38:37.490 --> 38:37.490]  1023?
[38:37.490 --> 38:37.810]  Come on up.
[38:38.270 --> 38:38.410]  No.
[38:38.790 --> 38:38.790]  No.
[38:38.790 --> 38:39.830]  No one has 1023.
[38:40.030 --> 38:41.350]  It's just people changing their numbers.
[38:43.190 --> 38:43.750]  We've got it.
[38:43.910 --> 38:44.190]  We have somebody.
[38:45.110 --> 38:46.250]  This is going to take too long.
[38:48.570 --> 38:49.070]  All right.
[38:49.230 --> 38:50.510]  Pick a book of your choice here.
[38:50.730 --> 38:51.290]  No, no.
[38:51.450 --> 38:52.430]  We're not doing this for the book.
[38:52.630 --> 38:52.990]  All right.
[38:54.610 --> 38:55.370]  Or a shirt.
[38:55.490 --> 38:56.250]  No, you've got to pick it now.
[38:56.410 --> 38:56.990]  I don't have a book.
[38:57.110 --> 38:59.270]  I thought we were only doing one at a time for real prizes.
[38:59.270 --> 39:00.790]  Well, are these real prizes?
[39:01.030 --> 39:01.550]  Or are these real prizes?
[39:03.410 --> 39:05.330]  You have to show them the cards for verification.
[39:06.290 --> 39:06.950]  You got it.
[39:07.090 --> 39:07.610]  You can have it done.
[39:07.950 --> 39:09.090]  I'm not running this, man.
[39:09.330 --> 39:09.650]  Yeah.
[39:10.710 --> 39:12.110]  Let the math people run this.
[39:12.230 --> 39:13.250]  We've got to speed this up somehow.
[39:13.490 --> 39:14.410]  We're getting to do this.
[39:14.670 --> 39:16.770]  How about the last two digits, and they all come up and grab something?
[39:16.790 --> 39:17.790]  That's what I just said.
[39:18.910 --> 39:22.010]  We're just going to go to the last two digits, and everybody comes up and grabs something.
[39:22.770 --> 39:24.380]  You're not there?
[39:25.040 --> 39:26.280]  Oh, you're getting a random number.
[39:27.180 --> 39:28.840]  Don't give away Greg's laptop, either.
[39:29.560 --> 39:29.960]  31.
[39:30.260 --> 39:30.660]  31.
[39:30.940 --> 39:32.520]  If you end in 31, you win a book.
[39:32.900 --> 39:33.360]  Oh, yeah.
[39:33.440 --> 39:34.080]  Turn that light down.
[39:34.980 --> 39:36.980]  How do we switch to the source?
[39:37.780 --> 39:38.420]  It's right up there.
[39:38.880 --> 39:39.940]  You guys got to check the cards.
[39:40.660 --> 39:40.860]  Yes.
[39:41.820 --> 39:42.060]  Yes.
[39:45.300 --> 39:46.260]  Grab a book.
[39:46.760 --> 39:47.620]  Is that verified?
[39:48.840 --> 39:49.240]  Verified?
[39:49.540 --> 39:50.200]  Switch back.
[39:50.400 --> 39:50.500]  Okay.
[39:50.780 --> 39:51.180]  31.
[39:51.340 --> 39:51.720]  Grab a book.
[39:53.600 --> 39:54.260]  More shirts.
[39:54.380 --> 39:54.460]  Okay.
[39:54.500 --> 39:55.640]  Don't want everybody to see who was tanker.
[39:57.440 --> 39:58.240]  We'll be...
[39:58.840 --> 40:01.280]  Okay, the system is working, believe it or not.
[40:01.780 --> 40:02.180]  Super.
[40:02.440 --> 40:03.180]  Can I see your card?
[40:04.220 --> 40:04.860]  Okay, look.
[40:05.420 --> 40:07.360]  We can generate random numbers like this.
[40:07.780 --> 40:08.340]  Just take...
[40:08.340 --> 40:08.840]  You...
[40:08.840 --> 40:10.260]  This is awfully silly.
[40:10.560 --> 40:11.420]  What's the random number?
[40:11.540 --> 40:12.320]  Can I see the card?
[40:12.560 --> 40:12.800]  Hey, car?
[40:12.940 --> 40:13.600]  What's your card?
[40:14.900 --> 40:15.300]  31.
[40:15.720 --> 40:15.800]  Yeah.
[40:15.880 --> 40:16.320]  He's got a 31.
[40:16.460 --> 40:17.320]  Okay, ready for another row?
[40:18.360 --> 40:18.760]  What?
[40:18.920 --> 40:19.040]  No.
[40:19.880 --> 40:20.120]  31.
[40:20.120 --> 40:21.340]  You just got one already.
[40:22.000 --> 40:22.160]  Yeah.
[40:22.740 --> 40:23.060]  31.
[40:23.380 --> 40:23.840]  You got a book.
[40:24.960 --> 40:26.600]  But it's the best system there is.
[40:28.920 --> 40:32.900]  We wanted to log the punch card reader down here to have them sort these, but it was just too heavy.
[40:33.020 --> 40:33.560]  I don't want to limit it.
[40:33.560 --> 40:34.180]  This is all going, right?
[40:34.320 --> 40:34.460]  Yep.
[40:34.640 --> 40:35.100]  I'll just walk it down.
[40:35.340 --> 40:35.420]  Cool.
[40:36.080 --> 40:36.540]  I'm a Marine.
[40:37.000 --> 40:37.180]  Yeah.
[40:38.020 --> 40:38.260]  Okay.
[40:38.320 --> 40:40.760]  We have to be out of here by midnight, so I just want to...
[40:40.760 --> 40:41.660]  What are you...
[40:42.960 --> 40:44.020]  Just the last two digits.
[40:45.400 --> 40:47.820]  We're writing a program to do this right now.
[40:48.720 --> 40:49.160]  Fix.
[40:54.040 --> 40:56.050]  Obviously, we didn't plan this part very well.
[40:57.040 --> 40:58.300]  Too busy with other things.
[40:58.700 --> 41:00.340]  We're busy frantically coding.
[41:00.520 --> 41:01.540]  Does anyone else have 31?
[41:02.380 --> 41:04.320]  You'd be up here by now if you did, I guess.
[41:04.940 --> 41:20.720]  While we're drawing these, I want to thank specifically some of our vendors, including NoStarchPress and Singres Publishing, who gave us a lot of books to give away, and a defunct company called Spaminator.com, who...
[41:20.720 --> 41:23.420]  Or Mailinator.com, who gave us a bunch of shirts.
[41:23.550 --> 41:24.050]  They're cool shirts.
[41:24.220 --> 41:26.040]  They're flip a booger at Spam.
[41:27.280 --> 41:30.120]  Can I make a contribution here?
[41:31.220 --> 41:32.780]  I don't have dice.
[41:33.240 --> 41:34.220]  I don't have a program.
[41:34.940 --> 41:36.780]  But I do like the number 26.
[41:36.960 --> 41:38.100]  Does anyone have a card ending in 26?
[41:40.610 --> 41:41.300]  Come on up.
[41:41.460 --> 41:41.550]  Yeah.
[41:42.020 --> 41:42.780]  See how easy that was?
[41:43.080 --> 41:44.040]  Low tech, but it works.
[41:47.400 --> 41:48.040]  There you go.
[41:50.500 --> 41:51.380]  26 it is.
[41:51.700 --> 41:52.380]  Take your card back.
[41:53.160 --> 41:53.960]  Yeah, leave your card.
[41:54.300 --> 41:55.840]  And this is how elections can be decided, too.
[41:56.100 --> 41:56.200]  26.
[41:56.600 --> 41:58.100]  Just let me come up with a number.
[42:00.260 --> 42:01.080]  26, all right.
[42:01.320 --> 42:01.460]  What?
[42:02.260 --> 42:03.200]  What's the range?
[42:03.360 --> 42:03.780]  2,000?
[42:04.420 --> 42:04.780]  Excellent.
[42:05.860 --> 42:06.220]  0026.
[42:06.360 --> 42:06.940]  He was here early.
[42:07.800 --> 42:08.420]  This guy is...
[42:09.120 --> 42:09.480]  0026.
[42:09.480 --> 42:12.020]  We'd like to get a picture of everybody waving their cards.
[42:12.340 --> 42:12.580]  All right.
[42:13.260 --> 42:13.600]  26?
[42:14.360 --> 42:17.720]  Okay, so if everybody can just wave their cards and keep them up until we...
[42:17.720 --> 42:18.800]  Okay, I'm going to clear this.
[42:19.540 --> 42:20.060]  Which book?
[42:20.280 --> 42:21.480]  We're ready when you want it.
[42:21.600 --> 42:22.100]  Very nice.
[42:22.560 --> 42:24.960]  Okay, we have a program all ready to go, so...
[42:24.960 --> 42:25.840]  Mike, go ahead.
[42:26.160 --> 42:28.680]  We have the world's most hackish program.
[42:28.860 --> 42:29.520]  26, cool.
[42:30.200 --> 42:31.020]  You got a 26?
[42:31.200 --> 42:31.220]  It's done.
[42:32.880 --> 42:33.820]  It's the worst way possible.
[42:34.480 --> 42:34.920]  That's good.
[42:34.920 --> 42:37.120]  Most people get the banners because it's so hacky.
[42:37.300 --> 42:37.580]  Okay.
[42:37.920 --> 42:38.580]  All right.
[42:41.560 --> 42:42.620]  No, no.
[42:42.880 --> 42:43.580]  You can't have the big one.
[42:43.740 --> 42:45.360]  Yeah, but special.
[42:46.320 --> 42:47.220]  This is 25.
[42:48.980 --> 42:49.940]  11.25.
[42:51.440 --> 42:51.960]  Okay.
[42:52.520 --> 42:56.040]  We can switch to the screen, and you can all mock our coding skills.
[42:56.040 --> 42:58.720]  Three different languages, four different pipes, whatever.
[43:01.100 --> 43:03.760]  But still, on short notice, it's okay.
[43:04.060 --> 43:04.980]  What license is it?
[43:05.080 --> 43:05.700]  Any bugs?
[43:07.500 --> 43:08.780]  What's the license on this?
[43:08.820 --> 43:09.220]  What license?
[43:09.480 --> 43:10.380]  Uh, GPL.
[43:13.080 --> 43:18.860]  Okay, so the number that comes up is going to win one of these lovely Big Brother banners.
[43:19.780 --> 43:20.300]  So...
[43:21.820 --> 43:23.080]  The number is two.
[43:23.340 --> 43:24.200]  The second person.
[43:27.630 --> 43:28.850]  Who got here early?
[43:29.390 --> 43:31.890]  Probably someone on the course draft that's not eligible to win.
[43:32.030 --> 43:32.790]  What if there's a tie?
[43:33.450 --> 43:34.510]  What if, like, six people come up?
[43:34.590 --> 43:34.950]  Why don't we do that?
[43:35.070 --> 43:35.950]  Yeah, we can.
[43:36.030 --> 43:36.930]  This is the phone number.
[43:37.370 --> 43:37.730]  Oh.
[43:38.330 --> 43:40.050]  It just actually happened to pick two.
[43:40.230 --> 43:41.290]  It happened to pick two.
[43:41.410 --> 43:43.850]  All right, we're going to try again because no one has card two.
[43:44.470 --> 43:44.830]  Card...
[43:44.830 --> 43:45.930]  Who has card 150?
[43:51.390 --> 43:51.750]  Yeah.
[43:52.630 --> 43:53.250]  Oh, wow.
[43:54.030 --> 43:54.490]  You don't...
[43:54.490 --> 43:55.130]  You can't win.
[43:55.870 --> 43:56.810]  We'd give you one...
[43:56.810 --> 43:57.430]  He got it.
[43:59.570 --> 44:01.290]  It goes back to Amsterdam now.
[44:01.410 --> 44:02.570]  That one doesn't like my coding.
[44:02.990 --> 44:04.170]  He's going to write it better.
[44:04.390 --> 44:05.290]  I was just talking about it.
[44:05.670 --> 44:06.190]  No, no, go ahead.
[44:06.230 --> 44:06.590]  All right.
[44:07.370 --> 44:08.130]  You don't want to do...
[44:08.130 --> 44:09.550]  His probably would have been better.
[44:09.850 --> 44:09.890]  It's too easy.
[44:10.070 --> 44:10.830]  What's the maximum...
[44:11.710 --> 44:12.770]  Okay, don't avoid the price.
[44:12.890 --> 44:13.550]  We got a special...
[44:13.950 --> 44:14.310]  Special...
[44:14.310 --> 44:14.670]  Well...
[44:14.670 --> 44:15.410]  All right.
[44:15.590 --> 44:28.290]  I don't know if anybody wants to admit to wanting this, but we had a donation from someone at a local Windows users group for a Windows Server 2003, 25 client access licenses.
[44:28.490 --> 44:30.470]  I got a retail value of like $3,000.
[44:31.010 --> 44:35.130]  So I imagine there's at least a couple people here who might want that.
[44:35.670 --> 44:36.230]  And...
[44:36.230 --> 44:36.510]  eBay!
[44:37.030 --> 44:37.470]  eBay!
[44:38.450 --> 44:40.210]  No, no, that's one of the rules.
[44:40.370 --> 44:42.070]  We cannot do it on eBay.
[44:42.450 --> 44:42.850]  We cannot...
[44:42.850 --> 44:43.790]  You cannot resell it.
[44:44.030 --> 44:45.250]  You cannot sell it on eBay.
[44:45.710 --> 44:47.350]  It's for not for resale copy.
[44:48.850 --> 44:49.170]  Okay.
[44:49.450 --> 44:56.190]  But, you know, if you're running a Microsoft shop, my sympathies, but, you know, save yourself three or four grand.
[45:03.310 --> 45:03.630]  Okay.
[45:04.270 --> 45:04.450]  All right.
[45:04.450 --> 45:06.430]  We won't have six people, so we'll probably need a few more.
[45:06.570 --> 45:07.230]  But I want...
[45:08.190 --> 45:08.610]  All right.
[45:08.710 --> 45:09.110]  What's the number?
[45:12.250 --> 45:13.010]  What am I doing?
[45:13.310 --> 45:14.250]  We're going to give this away.
[45:14.250 --> 45:15.670]  We're going to give this away.
[45:16.150 --> 45:18.110]  But only if you really need this.
[45:18.410 --> 45:18.530]  Yeah.
[45:20.730 --> 45:21.270]  All right.
[45:21.370 --> 45:23.250]  We're going to generate six numbers for some reason.
[45:23.730 --> 45:24.870]  Ah, we don't have all this.
[45:28.150 --> 45:29.150]  Try KSH.
[45:34.040 --> 45:36.160]  This is worse than a 2000 election.
[45:39.300 --> 45:40.140]  That's questionable.
[45:40.360 --> 45:40.780]  No seat.
[45:41.040 --> 45:41.420]  No seat.
[45:41.800 --> 45:43.280]  Who wrote this OSX?
[45:43.400 --> 45:43.760]  It sucks.
[45:44.400 --> 45:44.420]  Six months.
[45:51.700 --> 45:54.520]  We really should have written this in Fortran to go with a punch card.
[45:55.300 --> 45:55.740]  So,
[46:00.930 --> 46:01.510]  what number is it?
[46:01.910 --> 46:03.410]  So, two, three, six.
[46:03.550 --> 46:03.710]  That works.
[46:03.930 --> 46:05.470]  If you have zero, two, three, six.
[46:06.150 --> 46:08.410]  Or if you have one, nine, six, zero.
[46:20.350 --> 46:22.450]  Okay, I could have just done one.
[46:22.450 --> 46:22.730]  Anybody?
[46:23.810 --> 46:25.150]  We got one person up there?
[46:25.250 --> 46:25.430]  We got six.
[46:25.990 --> 46:26.590]  All right.
[46:27.470 --> 46:28.590]  I think we have a winner.
[46:28.810 --> 46:29.550]  We've got a winner.
[46:30.650 --> 46:32.550]  How do we adjudicate if two people want it?
[46:32.550 --> 46:33.590]  Do not molest them as they leave.
[46:33.830 --> 46:34.710]  Run on down.
[46:34.850 --> 46:36.290]  Allow them to exit unharmed.
[46:36.290 --> 46:37.030]  What's your idea?
[46:38.510 --> 46:39.490]  What's your idea?
[46:43.150 --> 46:45.110]  Avoid the flying eggs, please.
[46:49.010 --> 46:49.710]  Hurry up.
[46:49.870 --> 46:50.110]  Hurry up.
[46:50.410 --> 46:50.830]  What's your number?
[46:52.810 --> 46:53.970]  Oh, 236?
[46:54.110 --> 46:54.250]  No.
[46:54.590 --> 46:54.830]  Stop.
[46:55.410 --> 46:55.910]  You want that?
[46:58.370 --> 46:58.950]  All right.
[46:59.170 --> 46:59.890]  You can buy it yourself.
[47:00.790 --> 47:01.950]  You want a book instead?
[47:02.210 --> 47:04.110]  I don't even want it.
[47:04.270 --> 47:05.370]  There's some good books up here.
[47:05.370 --> 47:07.930]  There's some good books up here, for sure.
[47:07.950 --> 47:08.450]  Okay, next number.
[47:08.450 --> 47:09.330]  The man's making the wrong choice.
[47:09.610 --> 47:10.750]  He's going to pick a book instead.
[47:17.500 --> 47:19.100]  Well, you can have...
[47:21.040 --> 47:22.900]  I feel like Monty Hall here.
[47:23.040 --> 47:23.440]  What's the...
[47:23.440 --> 47:25.180]  Three books or the software?
[47:25.180 --> 47:27.300]  You have a piece of grass in your pocket.
[47:27.320 --> 47:28.640]  It'll give you $10 for it.
[47:28.800 --> 47:30.960]  What dangers lurk behind the door here, you know?
[47:31.180 --> 47:33.820]  I see the box.
[47:36.340 --> 47:39.180]  Behind the banner, we have a fabulous prize.
[47:39.180 --> 47:39.840]  Five seconds.
[47:41.860 --> 47:42.860]  Come on, chop, chop.
[47:43.800 --> 47:44.320]  Three books.
[47:44.460 --> 47:44.620]  Sorry.
[47:45.280 --> 47:47.800]  Okay, wait, wait, we need the Jeopardy theme song here.
[47:47.900 --> 47:48.200]  You're not allowed to sell it.
[47:48.380 --> 47:49.200]  You got windows.
[47:49.980 --> 47:50.300]  Go.
[47:50.440 --> 47:51.240]  You're not allowed to sell it.
[47:51.260 --> 47:52.220]  Go, we don't have time.
[47:52.380 --> 47:53.500]  You got to promise not to sell it.
[47:53.680 --> 47:55.620]  This is what happens when you don't make decisions.
[47:55.800 --> 47:57.160]  You get stuck with Microsoft Windows.
[48:03.600 --> 48:18.000]  Okay, we have one other Big Brother banner that we're going to give away, and one other Big Brother flag that we're going to give away, and only one of you gets it, and you all want it, so the first person of these numbers.
[48:18.000 --> 48:18.400]  There's...
[48:18.400 --> 48:20.160]  Who has 1476?
[48:20.580 --> 48:20.860]  Anyone?
[48:22.200 --> 48:22.840]  No.
[48:23.040 --> 48:24.040]  Who has 318?
[48:24.360 --> 48:24.580]  Anybody?
[48:29.240 --> 48:31.120]  How about 1627?
[48:32.800 --> 48:33.620]  We have these.
[48:36.180 --> 48:36.820]  1882?
[48:37.720 --> 48:38.940]  I'll be pointed at that one.
[48:40.480 --> 48:42.280]  954 or 97?
[48:42.840 --> 48:43.200]  No.
[48:43.620 --> 48:44.720]  We've got someone.
[48:44.940 --> 48:45.200]  Come on.
[48:45.580 --> 48:46.520]  Stand up.
[48:47.200 --> 48:49.600]  Stand up.
[48:51.140 --> 48:52.100]  Do we have someone?
[48:52.260 --> 48:53.380]  Do we have someone or not?
[48:53.680 --> 48:54.420]  Going once.
[48:54.780 --> 48:55.560]  No, I don't see anybody.
[48:55.580 --> 48:56.200]  Going twice.
[48:56.200 --> 48:56.620]  Okay.
[48:56.960 --> 48:57.540]  Where is everyone?
[48:58.160 --> 48:59.140]  Come on again.
[48:59.560 --> 49:00.200]  Come on again.
[49:01.060 --> 49:01.580]  1238.
[49:03.440 --> 49:05.940]  Lottery Live, brought to you by the Fifth HOPE Conference.
[49:06.200 --> 49:06.720]  1033.
[49:10.220 --> 49:10.740]  1834.
[49:14.660 --> 49:16.080]  For the first person to be awake.
[49:16.460 --> 49:17.340]  And paying attention.
[49:17.340 --> 49:17.460]  All right.
[49:18.340 --> 49:22.250]  That one was...
[49:22.250 --> 49:23.010]  That one was...
[49:23.010 --> 49:24.010]  But I guess so.
[49:25.330 --> 49:26.410]  Well, they're all the same.
[49:26.710 --> 49:27.730]  Does Frederick have this too?
[49:27.930 --> 49:28.050]  Yeah.
[49:28.270 --> 49:28.910]  Okay, I've got one.
[49:29.190 --> 49:29.350]  What?
[49:29.510 --> 49:30.790]  I've got the one I want, so...
[49:31.190 --> 49:31.570]  1834.
[49:32.610 --> 49:32.970]  Terrified.
[49:38.050 --> 49:42.310]  And the guy who took the windows, I have a sheet of paper that they're going to need with that as well.
[49:42.490 --> 49:43.210]  This flag.
[49:43.750 --> 49:45.330]  So, you might want to come back up here.
[49:45.970 --> 49:47.590]  Yeah, but I don't want to deal with this.
[49:48.150 --> 49:49.430]  Something about a license?
[49:49.570 --> 49:50.110]  What's that?
[49:50.110 --> 49:50.190]  All right.
[49:54.610 --> 49:56.890]  Raise your hand if the number on your card is prime.
[49:59.830 --> 50:00.490]  I don't know.
[50:00.610 --> 50:01.830]  This is a math exam.
[50:01.850 --> 50:03.730]  I don't know what you get for it, but...
[50:05.750 --> 50:06.270]  All right.
[50:06.350 --> 50:07.330]  We've got more numbers.
[50:08.530 --> 50:12.050]  Is anyone on this list who didn't receive a prize yet?
[50:13.670 --> 50:14.670]  All right.
[50:14.810 --> 50:15.390]  We've got...
[50:15.390 --> 50:20.350]  I'm going to shout out numbers, so please be quiet and come get your prizes if you win.
[50:21.250 --> 50:37.050]  1026, 632, 446, 993, 1316, 656, 911, 22, 1028.
[50:40.290 --> 50:40.870]  That's great.
[50:41.070 --> 50:41.170]  All right.
[50:41.310 --> 50:41.870]  Grab a book.
[50:42.670 --> 50:43.110]  446.
[50:43.230 --> 50:43.810]  Come on.
[50:43.910 --> 50:45.890]  We're doing more than once at a time.
[50:46.730 --> 50:47.170]  446?
[50:48.210 --> 50:48.650]  No.
[50:49.250 --> 50:51.070]  The numbers are four digits.
[50:52.110 --> 50:53.130]  So, three-digit numbers.
[50:53.310 --> 50:55.630]  You know, we can hack the code.
[50:56.450 --> 50:57.710]  Yeah, there's only three digits.
[50:57.870 --> 50:58.230]  All right.
[50:58.710 --> 51:01.330]  We have a lot of books from O'Reilly and Associates, too.
[51:01.950 --> 51:05.870]  Linux Pocket Guide, Online Investing Hacks, Spidering Hacks.
[51:07.050 --> 51:07.930]  What do you got?
[51:08.210 --> 51:09.510]  Four digits and tables.
[51:10.690 --> 51:11.330]  446.
[51:11.570 --> 51:11.970]  We have a winner.
[51:17.830 --> 51:22.250]  We have released version two of the random number code.
[51:23.570 --> 51:25.510]  It shows all four digits.
[51:25.930 --> 51:26.430]  Cool.
[51:26.430 --> 51:28.530]  Let's try to wrap this up.
[51:29.110 --> 51:39.670]  1557, 1517, 1359, 1722, 0204, 1972.
[51:40.710 --> 51:42.190]  How do you have so many cards over there?
[51:45.400 --> 51:58.080]  1-1-5-5, 1-3-4-0, 0-3-8-5, 0-1-9-3, 1-8-1-3, 1-9-3-6.
[51:59.500 --> 52:01.700]  Hey, I have 3-8-5, but I have to go get it.
[52:01.760 --> 52:02.120]  It's in my room.
[52:02.280 --> 52:03.160]  Did you give a winning number?
[52:03.280 --> 52:16.100]  1-5-7-4, 0-7-0-8, 0-4-7-9, 0-4-1-6, 0-6-9-5, 1-0-2-3.
[52:16.260 --> 52:17.520]  Very good one on 2-3.
[52:17.780 --> 52:19.260]  Well, you can win more than once.
[52:19.280 --> 52:20.240]  You can win more than once.
[52:20.380 --> 52:21.060]  It's random, right?
[52:21.160 --> 52:22.880]  They wouldn't be random if they never repeated.
[52:27.540 --> 52:30.800]  You know, we, we opened the program to peer review.
[52:31.000 --> 52:33.020]  No one had any complaints.
[52:35.940 --> 52:38.120]  There, there, there's actually a subtle bug.
[52:39.200 --> 52:42.960]  If anyone, if anyone wants to point it out, they win a book.
[52:43.100 --> 52:44.820]  The first person to point out the subtle bug.
[52:46.260 --> 52:48.420]  Whoever had 11-55, you forgot your card.
[52:48.600 --> 52:50.100]  You can, by the way, you can keep your card.
[52:50.240 --> 52:51.020]  We just need to see it.
[52:51.740 --> 52:53.080]  Does anybody have 1984?
[52:54.640 --> 52:55.400]  Yes, you do.
[52:55.520 --> 52:56.680]  We saved that one for you, Emmanuel.
[52:56.700 --> 52:56.880]  Oh.
[52:57.300 --> 52:58.080]  Well, give me my book.
[53:00.000 --> 53:01.460]  This is actually a pretty good book.
[53:01.640 --> 53:02.700]  It's called The Spam Letters.
[53:02.840 --> 53:03.320]  Oh, nice.
[53:03.360 --> 53:03.580]  Thank you.
[53:03.760 --> 53:04.500]  It's from No Starch Press.
[53:04.760 --> 53:06.060]  It's like all that amazing spam.
[53:06.260 --> 53:11.220]  And, and somebody took the time to write really long and annoying responses to all these spam messages.
[53:11.220 --> 53:12.680]  And it's, uh, it's very entertaining.
[53:13.200 --> 53:14.480]  We have several copies of that.
[53:14.480 --> 53:15.340]  Who's found the subtle bug?
[53:15.500 --> 53:16.240]  Someone must have.
[53:16.460 --> 53:18.020]  If I can, if I can point it out.
[53:18.980 --> 53:20.040]  Oh, there's a bag.
[53:20.320 --> 53:22.420]  Someone right over there that has the main...
[53:22.420 --> 53:22.580]  Yep.
[53:24.220 --> 53:24.720]  All right.
[53:24.860 --> 53:25.800]  Some people have found it.
[53:25.860 --> 53:31.700]  The bug is that, uh, for, uh, the, the random number is not perfectly divisible by 2,000.
[53:31.860 --> 53:32.560]  Or take a book.
[53:32.560 --> 53:34.460]  And there's some strange slight bias.
[53:34.760 --> 53:35.900]  We're gonna go back to work with you.
[53:36.220 --> 53:36.560]  That's cool.
[53:36.740 --> 53:37.720]  I don't know.
[53:38.240 --> 53:38.360]  I don't know.
[53:38.360 --> 53:38.480]  I don't know.
[53:38.480 --> 53:38.960]  I don't know your size.
[53:40.420 --> 53:42.140]  Why is it showing in Finder?
[53:43.860 --> 53:44.200]  All right.
[53:44.380 --> 53:45.540]  Uh, 1,600.
[53:46.300 --> 53:47.420]  1,538.
[53:47.880 --> 53:48.820]  1,521.
[53:49.460 --> 53:50.740]  0,813.
[53:51.400 --> 53:52.620]  1,5...
[53:52.620 --> 53:53.980]  1,856.
[53:54.200 --> 53:54.440]  Sorry.
[53:54.800 --> 53:56.220]  1,562.
[53:57.920 --> 53:58.560]  Bingo.
[53:58.680 --> 54:00.180]  0,238.
[54:00.440 --> 54:02.240]  0,776.
[54:02.360 --> 54:02.540]  Oh, that's good.
[54:02.540 --> 54:03.760]  0,313.
[54:04.700 --> 54:05.620]  0,528.
[54:06.920 --> 54:07.840]  0,854.
[54:08.220 --> 54:09.780]  1,403.
[54:11.180 --> 54:16.140]  I think we, uh, should go a little faster maybe with two digit numbers since they appear in your...
[54:16.640 --> 54:17.100]  Yeah.
[54:17.380 --> 54:17.740]  Hi Patty.
[54:18.920 --> 54:19.940]  I didn't see...
[54:19.940 --> 54:20.500]  Were you here all weekend?
[54:20.740 --> 54:21.340]  I didn't see.
[54:21.360 --> 54:22.200]  A three digit sequence at the end of the phone.
[54:22.320 --> 54:23.260]  I'll just a two digit sequence.
[54:23.480 --> 54:23.840]  Grab a book.
[54:24.780 --> 54:25.340]  All right.
[54:25.600 --> 54:27.440]  If you, uh, um...
[54:27.440 --> 54:27.860]  Nobody?
[54:28.740 --> 54:29.520]  All right.
[54:30.020 --> 54:31.880]  We have a special random number.
[54:31.880 --> 54:34.260]  If you, if you end in 6-9, you win.
[54:35.940 --> 54:36.300]  Okay.
[54:36.440 --> 54:37.020]  Grab yourself a book.
[54:37.200 --> 54:40.520]  If you, uh, if your card ends in 6-9, you have won a prize.
[54:48.610 --> 54:49.330]  Then you...
[54:49.330 --> 54:49.690]  Does it work?
[54:49.690 --> 54:50.490]  Have some...
[54:50.490 --> 54:51.630]  An impossible...
[54:53.070 --> 54:54.290]  Hack proofing your network?
[54:54.670 --> 54:55.190]  Second edition?
[54:56.550 --> 54:56.790]  I'll take it.
[54:56.970 --> 54:57.330]  56.
[54:57.630 --> 54:58.130]  Come on, folks.
[54:58.270 --> 54:59.010]  Where's the 56?
[54:59.350 --> 55:02.350]  Do people, like, hoard the 6-9 cards so they get more of them?
[55:03.590 --> 55:03.910]  Oh, okay.
[55:04.190 --> 55:04.350]  All right.
[55:06.510 --> 55:06.970]  All right.
[55:08.570 --> 55:09.590]  Ending in 56.
[55:09.590 --> 55:09.730]  Ending in 56.
[55:10.350 --> 55:10.370]  Yes.
[55:10.610 --> 55:11.210]  59.
[55:11.470 --> 55:13.250]  Whoever left the card up here.
[55:14.730 --> 55:15.510]  No more numbers.
[55:16.590 --> 55:17.070]  Okay.
[55:18.070 --> 55:18.670]  56.
[55:18.910 --> 55:19.130]  That's cool.
[55:20.970 --> 55:21.570]  Take...
[55:21.570 --> 55:22.250]  56.
[55:23.130 --> 55:23.730]  Great.
[55:23.910 --> 55:24.250]  Thanks.
[55:25.730 --> 55:29.450]  You can have two magazines, or a book, or a shirt, or a hat, or a coat.
[55:31.270 --> 55:31.870]  That's smart.
[55:31.910 --> 55:32.870]  Coming to the end here.
[55:32.950 --> 55:33.490]  Hold off.
[55:33.910 --> 55:34.070]  Whatever.
[55:36.270 --> 55:37.530]  We've got a few more left here.
[55:37.570 --> 55:38.110]  Hold on a minute.
[55:39.310 --> 55:39.910]  What do you got?
[55:40.470 --> 55:40.970]  What do you got?
[55:41.550 --> 55:45.410]  Solicitations for complete code rewrites for the future years are more than welcome.
[55:46.310 --> 55:46.610]  All right.
[55:46.750 --> 55:47.070]  56.
[55:47.070 --> 55:47.210]  56.
[55:47.330 --> 55:50.830]  You can take a couple of magazines, or a book, or a shirt, or a hat.
[55:53.110 --> 55:54.070]  Keep your card with you.
[55:54.210 --> 55:54.930]  Take your card home.
[55:55.910 --> 55:57.490]  There's people that want to take their cards with them.
[55:59.250 --> 55:59.570]  Cool.
[55:59.690 --> 55:59.970]  That's good.
[56:00.090 --> 56:00.490]  You can have it.
[56:00.670 --> 56:01.110]  Take it back.
[56:01.570 --> 56:02.170]  Take it back.
[56:02.350 --> 56:02.750]  We're done.
[56:02.890 --> 56:03.170]  We're done.
[56:03.550 --> 56:03.930]  We're done.
[56:04.330 --> 56:04.510]  We're done.
[56:04.510 --> 56:05.110]  Are we done?
[56:05.790 --> 56:06.150]  Uh...
[56:06.150 --> 56:07.430]  There are a few more left.
[56:07.950 --> 56:08.250]  All right.
[56:08.270 --> 56:08.990]  One more row of numbers.
[56:09.170 --> 56:09.510]  One more row of numbers.
[56:10.710 --> 56:11.070]  78.
[56:11.850 --> 56:16.170]  If you have 78 and you get up here before the prizes are gone, you, too, can be included.
[56:31.240 --> 56:31.900]  Who knows?
[56:33.500 --> 56:34.960]  It's not on the screen anymore.
[56:35.240 --> 56:35.680]  It must have been a really long time ago.
[56:36.140 --> 56:36.280]  Yeah.
[56:36.280 --> 56:37.220]  In which case, it's too late.
[56:37.220 --> 56:40.520]  If the number scrolls off the screen, you know.
[56:41.820 --> 56:42.860]  Yeah, we did thank them.
[56:43.020 --> 56:44.160]  Who's got 78?
[56:44.380 --> 56:45.180]  Ending in 78.
[56:45.680 --> 56:45.840]  Great.
[56:46.340 --> 56:47.780]  Take t-shirts if you do.
[56:48.280 --> 56:49.720]  Porkchop's over there helping.
[56:51.100 --> 56:51.840]  Is that it?
[56:52.320 --> 56:53.680]  Is that it or is there more?
[56:53.840 --> 56:54.240]  Bernie?
[56:56.260 --> 56:57.380]  Do we need more numbers?
[56:57.540 --> 56:59.400]  Let's let the crowd disperse at a minimum.
[57:00.820 --> 57:01.340]  Is that it?
[57:02.760 --> 57:05.240]  We don't have more people than this up here.
[57:05.240 --> 57:06.020]  Are we done?
[57:06.120 --> 57:06.700]  I don't know.
[57:07.000 --> 57:07.380]  We don't know.
[57:09.160 --> 57:10.400]  Nah, let's just wrap it up.
[57:13.000 --> 57:14.460]  Alright, so I think we're done.
[57:14.640 --> 57:17.200]  We've given away all our substantial and all of our prizes.
[57:17.220 --> 57:18.680]  You wish we had one for everybody.
[57:19.400 --> 57:24.900]  If the people that own these dyes could please come back and get your Dungeons and Dragons weirdness.
[57:26.320 --> 57:27.980]  Thank you very much for the dice.
[57:28.300 --> 57:29.320]  Thank you for coming.
[57:29.620 --> 57:31.260]  We won't have an argument for a solution.
[57:34.640 --> 57:37.620]  Remember, we do need volunteers up here if you want a t-shirt.
[57:37.900 --> 57:39.500]  Also, if you could please look around you.
[57:39.620 --> 57:44.160]  If you see some trash at your feet, please pick that up and take it out with you and throw it in the trash can.
[57:44.240 --> 57:47.460]  Because we don't have a lot of time.
[57:48.320 --> 57:49.400]  And we need your help.
[57:49.980 --> 57:50.940]  Where volunteers gather?
[57:51.680 --> 57:52.660]  Volunteers gather here?
[57:52.940 --> 57:53.620]  Founders come up here.
[57:53.620 --> 58:00.080]  And if you want to volunteer to help us break down and get a t-shirt, just come right up here to the podium and give the password.
[58:01.360 --> 58:02.320]  Which is .
[58:07.040 --> 58:07.680]  It's .
[58:11.080 --> 58:11.400]  Cool.
[58:12.740 --> 58:14.300]  The coordinator will be here in just a second.
[58:18.720 --> 58:20.080]  All right.
[58:20.880 --> 58:21.780]  That's cool.
[58:22.040 --> 58:23.060]  Volunteer is close.
[58:25.320 --> 58:28.900]  Who is going to be the volunteer coordinator first?
[58:33.460 --> 58:34.940]  Who is going
[58:43.280 --> 01:00:34.580]  to be the volunteer coordinator first?
[01:00:34.580 --> 01:00:39.300]  So, and it has this really handy hook on it so it doesn't fall off your belt buckle.
[01:00:39.960 --> 01:00:44.580]  So, if you've lost your keys, it looks like there's a remote control to a pretty decent car.
[01:00:44.780 --> 01:00:45.320]  A Honda.
[01:00:45.700 --> 01:00:46.920]  I'll press the panning button.