Johnny's Jolt Update

WELL, its been a long hard road, but once again Johnny Fusion has a constant supply of Jolt Cola. But wait, its not as good as it sounds... the reason being is that I have found myslef once more in the states. Its along story but the short version is, My girlfriend broke up with me and kicked me out of our aprtment, and I had a nervous breakdown (Proabably due to a lack of sufficient caffinated soda in my diet) and I was getting screwed over by the people I worked for. See what happened because no one sent me Jolt?

But my thanks do go out to those of you who pointed me in the direction of highly caffinated sodas available in Europe. Unfortunatly, none of them came close to Jolt.

The one drink that came closest though is a concoction called Black Booster. It had a cool looking (though small) can with many warnings about the high-caffine content. Unfortuantly even though it is capable of bringing on a slight buzz it loses major points for one very important reason: TASTE.
In short Black Booster tastes EXACTLY like a can of coke with 2 No-Doz pills dropped in. I don't know what is scarier, the fact that thre is a cola that tastes like this, or the fact that I know exaclty what that tastes like.....

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