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Slide in all directions. Won't be nothing you can't measure anymore. The blizzard. The blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold, and it's overturned the order of the soul. When they say, repent, repent, repent, I wonder what the direction is. When they say, repent, repent, repent, I wonder what the direction is. When they say, repent, repent, I wonder what the direction is. I wonder what they mean Give me back Burning wall Give me stone And St. Paul Give me Christ Or give me Hiroshima Destroy another Fetus now We don't have children In our house I've seen the future It is murder Things are gonna slide In all directions Won't be nothing Nothing you can't measure Anymore The blizzard The blizzard of the world Is across the threshold And it's overturned The order of the soul When they say Repent I wonder what they meant When they said Repent I wonder what they meant Repent I wonder what they meant I wonder what they meant When they said Repent guest tonight but that's all i'll say for the moment we'll see if that actually uh comes through we do have a sort of special guest in the studio hi rob hi there how are you still here hope was two weeks ago yeah i know let you out of the country or something no they won't let me back into mine i see rob is the dutch publisher of hacktick magazine and he's here to uh offer occasional side commentary and and various things like that so uh we'll uh we'll be back at you in a few minutes we have a story which is just not to be believed i mean i know i say that every week but this is a story that put me into uh what you might call a brown funk actually no that's not entirely true either because well this story made me so angry that um that i don't know i didn't feel depressed i just felt complete and total anger uh of a kind you just would not believe and it comes from what you would expect to be a um a fairly progressive newspaper you know one of those uh alternative street papers all kinds of alternative sounds cultural differences and things like that well not in this particular case i'm sorry this particular case these guys out did the new york post and i mean that let me read you a very brief editorial which appeared in the uh city paper of philadelphia had a whole special on hackers i have to admit that i'm sometimes thrilled when i read about some of the ingenious deeds of hackers and e-bandits catchphrase of the week sometimes as an editor and journalist someone who spends time and money finding out information that others don't want found out i feel a special kinship with people who secretly burrow into databases i get a real kick watching them tweak the noses of the marketing weasels who want to know more about individuals than they do about themselves why should a company like citibank visa have the right to keep records on every purchase i make why should they have the right to sell my buying patterns to the highest bidder why should bell atlantic the company which calls itself the heart of communications have the exclusive right to keep a log of my phone calls and on top of that give me a minor coronary every time i open the phone bill i'm sorry even hackers aren't that stupid why does the phone company have the right to keep a record of who you call and yeah of course they're going to bill you for it anyway information like speech should be free proclaim the hackers screw the suits they say who hoard data and restrict access to hell with those who make a living by abridging our fundamental rights of privacy or so the argument goes until the hackers take a bite out of me or you when some jerk ripped off my credit card number while i was using a payphone on the new jersey turnpike and started charging calls to oklahoma on my account i was damn glad when at&t shut them down in two days hooray for the suits i cried and when a few years ago someone infected the city papers information system with the virus i wanted to bite some pimply faced punk's head off that's my data on other people you're messing with bud and since city paper is a company that packages information for a business that's our livelihood you're trying to ruin as a newspaper we'd die if we didn't weasel information out of people who didn't want to give it up but as a business the moles who invade our own private gardens could leave us to starve and that is my dilemma the people that we write about this week are either freedom fighters or uncommon criminals depending on how you look at it this week's cover story on hackers puts this question into high relief if after centuries of unresolved debate about violations of physical privacy how are we now going to distinguish right and wrong when it comes to protecting our virtual selves technology has raced past morality and frankly the current culture is yielding very few answers well perhaps somebody out there can uh... can explain to us how somebody looking over a shoulder on the new jersey turnpike and finding a credit card number how does that have anything to do with hacking how does someone putting a virus in the city papers information system have anything to do with hacking probably one of your own ex-employees or current employees because if uh... you treat them any way similar to the way you write stories i don't doubt there are a lot of viruses floating around it is uh... kind of the tone that was set for the um... this particular story oh it's awful it really is and they have this big piece on fiber optic in prison which is something that uh... i think will make people really see red don't worry we'll be giving out the phone number for uh... these fine people real soon oh yeah we will it is 6 p.m. on a friday weekend rush hour at 30th street station the place is bedlam actually it's philadelphia but uh... it's a scramble of commuters pouring in and out of new york and washington trains i am at stairway seven looking around for a nondescript group of computer enthusiasts who call themselves hackers and freakers kids for the most part who like to mess around with communications networks there is so much tumor tumor commotion always had trouble with that word there's so much commotion at the station for several minutes i wonder if i will ever locate this meeting of the local chapter of 2600 a nationwide band of hackers and freakers named after the tone cycle needed to access free telephone calls all over the world at the same time between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. eastern standard time first friday of each month 2600 club meetings are taking place in similar clandestine locales yeah the middle of the city's biggest train station is a clandestine locale city core center is clandestine sure it doesn't matter what we do we're always going to be meeting in secret even if we're right out there in the open they meet to talk shop trade secrets and see the faces behind the handles they've chatted with via bulletin board systems online networks and the internet conversations that are often about breaking into supposedly secure networks obtaining free telephone service and other mischiefs some of it highly illegal i've been told that some of these hacker freakers that's another new word who know how to access your credit history and your telephone service can and will mess with your life just for the fun of it it's a thought that gives me pause because i've come to hack the hackers well i think you can guess how the article goes more more accusations more fear of the unknown and no facts at all no facts really to back things up and then the the part which really is is really very annoying it's the part on fiber optic they went to to his prison to talk to him and they came up with this sidebar called moral fiber get it moral fiber i'll read excerpts from it because the whole thing will be too painful to sit through as he sits in the small meeting room of the federal prison camp in minerville pennsylvania now of course the town is called minorsville throughout the entire article they get the town wrong it's in their own state and they can't even get that right federal prison camp in minerville pennsylvania mark abene nervously clasps and unclasps his long fingers fingers that are far more used to tapping on computer keyboards than they are to guiding a buffing machine over a kitchen floor get the dramatic irony there but since there are no computers in prison at least none that prisoners like abene have access to his digits have spent the last seven months making the transformation from high-tech lethal weapons to low-tech cleaning apparatus i still can't believe i am here says abene a high school dropout better known to law enforcement officers and modem heads as the nefarious fiber optic leader of the masters of deception computer hacking clique what i did may have been illegal but it wasn't criminal here's what abene did and here's what will really get a lot of us angry illegally obtained credit reports destroyed a public television station's computer that had provided educational materials to hundreds of schools broke into the computer systems of southwestern bell yeah right oh and for good measure and this is the part that might make you laugh abene and his four cohorts also managed to induce nbc tv's computer to issue a happy thanksgiving message that flashed across screens during an nbc news broadcast well that's not exactly how it happened is it those of us who uh who know the facts will remember that this was a particular message that was flashed across a computer at wnet and this was long ago proven that that fiber optic had nothing to do with that it was another person who was never charged in fact the feds went to work with this person to lock people like mark up the person that caused the damage was the person that the federal government cooperated with that kind of irony just never ceases to amaze me but the funny thing about this whole thing was that the happy thanksgiving message was flashed onto the computer of wnet you know it's just not an on air type of a thing just a little pc or something now this was mentioned on a wnbc news report mark made reference to what some malicious people might do now this particular newspaper turns that around into somebody broadcasting it over nbc so somebody mentioning it on channel 4 turns into a hacker broadcasting it over the news of an entire nationwide network this is the kind of journalism we're dealing with here no journalism at all anyway to continue with this nonsense here Benny's antics brought him great fame and honor among the hacking freaking set but it also brought the fbi and secret service swooping into his home on november 14th 1989 with guns drawn seizing nearly everything he owned it was the first time that the government used wiretaps again wrong that did not happen in 1989 that happened in 1991 but let's just continue with the farce in essence hacking the hackers there's that phrase again eventually Benny's antics also brought him a year and a day sentence at the prison camp for trespassing in computer systems with about four months to go in his sentence Benny maintains that he did nothing wrong and that the government is wasting its time and the taxpayers money investigating the so-called hackers and freakers who idle away their hours searching for breaches in the computer security systems of government and corporations in particular telephone companies and credit bureaus well it goes on with all kinds of kind of mocking tone here and they basically say things that wound up getting him into trouble at the prison too because Mark does tend to speak his mind on certain things such as prison conditions and to have that printed in a newspaper and then sent back to the prison certainly didn't do him much good in fact shortly after this article came out he was fired from the job that he had in the kitchen and was forced to do something a bit more difficult all right so that's that's the crap that's coming out in alternative newspapers not much of an alternative there at all you want to write to these people you want to call them up well these are the people you want to talk to Howard Altman and Margit Detweller that's M-A-R-G-I-T D-E-T W-E-L-L-E-R and I don't have the number handy but you know what I'm going to perform a public service for the entire tri-state area I'm going to call information oh why am I getting another dial tone that doesn't make any sense let me is that going to work George this is JC can I help you hello is this Philadelphia yes I need the main number for the Philadelphia city paper please Philadelphia city paper yeah it's one of those alternative free papers thank you thank you I have city paper on 13th street or Chancellor street well is it the same organization yes they have the same number hold on okay thank you you're welcome the number is area code 215 735 8444 repeat the number is area code 215 735 8444 if you need further assistance a directory assistance operator will return well we don't need further assistance but it's very nice that they return over there in Philadelphia here in New York they don't return anymore they just hang up and make you call back which isn't very nice at all alright so give a call to that number if you have any comments on this particular piece or if you want to get a full copy I'm sure you can somehow finagle them into sending it to you but don't expect too much it's amazing what kind of garbage comes out and that's the dilemma we're always faced with as far as talking to the press you know will something like that happen or will something intelligent come out unfortunately the intelligence doesn't happen very often when it does happen it's good but it doesn't happen very often at all okay what else is out there today's New York Times CompuServe to offer a link to the internet how exciting new service to focus on corporate users CompuServe incorporated one of the world's largest commercial information services said yesterday that it planned to become a global service provider for businesses and individuals wanting to connect to the internet the company division of H&R Block did you know that? Did you know they were owned by H&R Block? alright well they are and they're based in Columbus, Ohio they already have the computer network infrastructure in place to compete in the small but rapidly growing business of providing internet access this is a game that moves as you play said Lisa Thorell who tracks online services for DataQuest a market research company in San Jose California CompuServe is moving in fast before the rules are set it's a bold action yeah okay maybe about 10 years too late but a bold action nonetheless okay ready for the New York Times definition of the internet okay here we go the internet is a global web of more than 2 million computers on 30,000 mostly private networks that is used by millions of people to exchange computer files and electronic mail okay we'll live with that one by all accounts the internet is doubling in size each year the strongest growth on the internet appears to be coming from commercial users who see the internet as a new medium for communicating with customers and suppliers CompuServe officials said a new business will be formed possibly as soon as mid-September to offer internet services to commercial customers including high-speed T1 lease line internet service dial-up direct connection over regular phone lines and support for electronic publishing on the area of the internet known as the World Wide Web special little section that's roped off in addition the new company would help businesses develop software manage security and handle customer support on the internet well it's all fine and good but it's not really the internet if you go through CompuServe I'm sure everybody knows that CompuServe also plans to offer public internet access separate from its consumer service sometime next spring the move means that CompuServe will compete with large internet service providers like Netcom and PSI CompuServe officials said pricing would be competitive with that of Netcom and PSI which is typically $20 a month and up while CompuServe would clearly be a major player among internet service providers it may be followed by other large companies including Ameritech US Sprint Pacific Bell MSF DataNet and yeah 9x 9x providing information providing access to the internet they can't even provide me with a clean phone line so I can get a modem connection it's a very early market Mrs. Thorrell said I would estimate that at the end of 1993 it was no more than $60 million but it's on a high growth path Netcom currently the largest internet provider with some 50,000 customers operates 32 points of presence in the United States plans to open 15 more by the end of the year including 914 area code I understand so those of you up in 914 Netcom will be coming to you fairly soon but again these are all commercial providers which are different than other smaller providers just something to keep in mind and I suggest people try out both that way they can see what the real difference is between the two but certainly something with a long history of overcharging such as CompuServe I wouldn't look favorably upon them as providing a real open door to the internet but we'll see we'll see what happens here's a letter a letter to Off the Hook you can write your letters to Off the Hook by addressing them to us here Off the Hook here of WBAI 505 8th Avenue New York New York 10018 another conspiracy you may be aware of the heavily advertised nobody beats the whiz Woodstock sweepstakes which ended on August 10th a side note to that you know the name of the company is not the whiz it's nobody beats the whiz that's the real name of the store there and the reason for that is because you can beat the whiz so if you're able to beat the whiz and prove them wrong you might be able to sue them for a lot of money but since their name is nobody beats the whiz you can't get them on anything clever huh anyway the nobody beats the whiz Woodstock sweepstakes ended on August 10th you cut out a bar a barcoded sweepstakes game card from the Sunday July 31st or August 7th whiz circular and have it read by a whiz store scanner this sweepstakes was not fair the large barcodes on my losing three game cards were all clearly identical suggesting only one losing game card barcode was used this certainly distorted the random odds of winning in other words every losing barcode looked exactly the same so that means several people from newspaper vendors who received Sunday circular several days in advance could have rifled through batches of circulars picking out all the non-losing sweepstakes entries any entry deviating from the single losing barcode and they included a clipping of all the losing game cards in that particular entry and they all look exactly the same very easy to pick out a difference I'm sure I don't think it was a barcode at all but that's another thing okay we're gonna take some phone calls now 212-279-3400 again we might have some surprises later on in the show we might not if we do it's a surprise if we don't it's a surprise we never know Rob is here yo how you doing so what have you been doing here in the United States over the past several weeks oh just basically vacationing not much technical stuff wanted to visit Boston to see some some of the hacking and activity going on there but didn't have any luck gonna try again on that and he was hiking through the Adirondack mountains no technical stuff no phones no nothing no phones no global satellite locators nothing like that nothing hmm well never let it be said that hackers cannot get away from computers for a while but you must miss being back in the heart of things oh but I'm the exception all the other hackers can't oh really you're the exception okay well we'll see about that we'll see about that Rob you won't be at the New York meeting this week will you no I'll be at the Boston one you'll be at the Boston meeting okay hopefully you'll call in and let us know how things are going there for the rest of you yes there is a hacker meeting this Friday at the City Core Center 505 8th Avenue no that's us what's the address it's on between Lexington and and third in the lobby by the pay funds City Core Center between 5 and 8 p.m. so hopefully we'll see some people there some post hopesters or what have you and we'll relive all times okay 212-279-3400 let's hear what's on your minds good evening hello to you too in the Los Angeles Times news service yesterday's Staten Island Advance was say Staten Island Advance yeah I'm sorry yesterday's Staten Island Advance FBI gets a most wanted computer hacker yes Agent Steel has been caught I'm glad you have that story because I don't have it Justin Peterson know him Justin Peterson yes that was Agent Steel he was I see you're right Agent Steel yeah he was a narc in the hacker world he basically he basically deceived everybody because the federal authorities hired him to spy on the hackers but then they discovered that he was actually doing all kinds of illegal things at the same time so he just claimed that that they ever hired him as the agencies will do and he's going into jail yeah well they caught him I believe two or three days ago yes and that if you recall was one of the people at Computers Freedom and Privacy that the FBI people were looking for and they managed to pull over some poor guy from Hofstra University who happened to have long dark hair and they ordered him to show them his leg because Agent Steel has a prosthetic limb really yeah and that's also why he wasn't able to run away from them as quickly as he would have liked well that goes to show willpower does do you some good but not enough in this particular case so yeah he's scheduled to be arraigned I think on October 31st right so he'll be he's not going to have any bail I don't think and yeah exactly and it seems that the the charges against them are so far out of reality compared to where some other people who steal so much money like savings banks and whitewater cases they get away with hardly a slap on the wrist you're right Agent Steel yeah but you know this is not somebody that I would really call a hacker to be honest I mean he was engaging in some pretty nefarious activities there I don't know if he should be locked away for the rest of his life or even for a significant period of time but he definitely was not hacking he might have been hacking the system to a degree I'm not that adroit with the words that you are what do you mean he was not hacking well you know a hacker is somebody that tests the limits is somebody that plays with technology and occasionally wanders into territories where he's technically not supposed to be but a criminal is somebody that profits from this that makes money that steals and there's a you know to me the difference is very obvious the article did not go into what he stole or how he made money that's because they don't really know they just know what the feds are telling them he faces up to 40 years in prisons and fines up to 1.5 million yeah well you know what you face is always something kind of crazy I mean fiber optic was facing something like 50 years in fact I was facing 50 years once you know when I was in trouble for hacking they always give you something really phenomenal to make you you know roll over and talk some more I'm telling the article to Joe King so if you need an extra copy ask him for it next week okay I will well thanks for telling us okay alright take care yeah that was the major news event in the hacker world I guess for this particular week Agent Steel has Justice has caught up with him however Kevin Mitnick is still on the run nobody knows where he is that's that's something else we'll be keeping an eye on good evening you're not on okay good evening you're on good evening do you have a copy of the press release on the whatchamacallit the call ID mandatory nationwide availability and now the notice and order from the FCC that have come out do I have a copy of that not the final version no I do not have a copy of the final version oh okay let me have Ms. Hutchings at the FCC send you a copy of that what's that PO box number okay you can send that over to send that to PO box 99 in Middle Island New York zip code 11953 that's where you can send any kind of information for the magazine so what's what's the organization name 2600 2600 magazine yeah okay by the way the address of City Corp Center not that it would do anyone any good when they get there because there's no single door at such a location but it's 153 East 53rd yes I remembered it right after I said that 53 what else was I going to say to you there anyway that's about the call I asked her I think it was today I was talking to her I said she said it would be unusual for the FCC to have acted so quickly after the response to the comment period first they have the 90 day comment period and then they have the response to the comments and now that is closed and I think it was June and so this is too early but she said by the end of the year they should come to their decision and announce that let's say for example that that April 12th 1995 Wednesday date is final because the carriers have to do certain things to get into you know get ready for it so they have to be given a reasonable amount of time to do so by the way have you any idea on the 500 service if it's going to be dialable as a regular area code from any telephone overseas I think it should be I know some companies in Canada are actually going to be making use of it as well so I think it's going to be a regular area code although it would be the first SAC special area code that would be dialable from overseas right of course you know in many countries the toll free code like 678 in Italy or whatever it is for a given country can be dialed direct from any phone overseas without having to go via call USA or USA direct which is the only way you can do it if you're calling an 800 number in this country and if you want to have some real fun you can call USA direct numbers from here you can call I think Holland last I checked you can call the USA direct number in Holland which will connect you to an AT&T operator which will allow you to place calls back to the United States from Holland and basically you can convince anybody that you're in Holland and at the same time pay for two overseas calls at the same time yes I inadvertently when I signed up once with Sprint for some overseas to receive overseas calls from 800 it was a disaster first of all Hong Kong was changing from 008 to 800 so you could dial it either way for one year there and second people in hotel rooms in Hong Kong hotel guests got it bollocksed up so that when they called home to Taiwan they ended up getting my number and I was paying for all those calls the only two companies that I know of that offer 800 service or toll free service with a pin that you enter after you make the call you hear boop boop and you enter a four digit pin which completely rules out wrong number calls to a toll free number are MCI and Allnet neither of them offers it on calls coming in from overseas which raises one last point if I may it may have something to do with the quality of the tones because somebody recently has been saying you may not be able to do such and such if you call from overseas I thought when they set up the tones that started back what 1964 was the first tone dialing I thought it was under CCITT standards that all the phones in the world would have to make exactly the same pitch or frequency or whatever it is is that not so then maybe maybe if they work with their companies dialing switches it's hard their local companies but not well I'm going to let Rob address that and thanks for the call we're going to move on afterwards go ahead touchstones are the same everywhere at least everywhere I've been or heard from exactly the same right yeah it's just that many countries don't have many touchstone phones they use pulse only like even fairly sophisticated countries like Germany have almost no tone phones it's pulse only and they're moving straight to ISDN now skipping over that it's like when I visited Inuit natives in upper Canada they go from handwriting they skip over the typewriter stage and they go straight into max I mean that's really an incredible jump but as in Germany they're skipping over the touchstones and going straight into ISDN yeah the other thing as far as the 500 special area code it may be dialable from overseas but many countries Holland has now gotten pretty good about it but many countries take weeks if not sometimes months before they update extra area codes in America or other countries and there's even countries in the world where area codes have existed for months and months and months without the rest of the world being able to dial them so there's no really uniform system in place worldwide to tell phone companies what the area codes in countries are and more and more phone companies are beginning to select out wrong numbers by non-existent area codes locally as you dial out of one country instead of when you dial into the other country to save bandwidth on the international lines so but that's getting better now at least it is from Holland I haven't noticed any major faults in that for at least a half a year as far as country direct services we the Holland direct Nederland direct service that's available from overseas has phone numbers in Amsterdam that they translate to so every international number in some country worldwide like the 1-800 number for it translates to an Amsterdam phone number a regular Amsterdam phone number so if you have this list of Amsterdam phone numbers we scanned them out once you can actually dial ordinary local calls in Amsterdam and pretend to be coming into Nederland direct from all these different countries so one night we were calling the operator from all these different countries and drove them really nuts so probably AT&T has a normal phone number that the country direct for a given country translates to so if you find these out you can just dial that would be fun that would be a lot of fun to find those out save yourself a pretty penny too yes you can pay for only one overseas call while you're actually making a national call that's true some new area codes that I just found out about this week area code believe it or not 540 has been assigned to parts of Virginia it's going to be part of a 703 area code split 540 will be the new area code starting in July of 1995 now what's kind of funny about that is 540 is a pay service here in this country and I imagine there will be some confusion particularly in places like Long Island where a one is not required although it will be a one will be required later in September I believe but it still is going to cause quite a bit of confusion 540 plus four numbers you don't know what you're going to be charged you could be charged $75 for calling a 540 number just like that there was a scandal a year or so ago about somebody who was beeping people with his 540 number so that they'd call it and he'd make all kinds of profits so when you get a number in the 540 area code that's I don't know some people might not want to call that right away who knows the other area code is 630 and that will be area code similar to 917 917 here in New York is for beepers cellular phones things like that and also 562 is an overlay for Los Angeles that will be taking effect next year and 610 is an overlay for Chicago as soon as they're running out of phone numbers because of all the beepers and cellular phones so those are the new area codes 630 will be taking effect in January of next year so that one is coming a bit sooner we'll keep you updated as to all kinds of other weird and strange area codes okay let's oh by the way I also heard that the new Manhattan telephone books have a listing of area codes in the front of the phone book and one of the area codes is 710 and 710 is listed as US government now 710 has always been listed as US government on various files that float around on the internet but this is the first time that it's shown up in a phone book that way it's almost like the people at the phone company grabbed a file off the internet and printed it in the phone book saying here's a list of area codes just like any hacker would do but yeah now they say 710 is US government and they don't really go into any more detail and the thing is if you call an operator and ask them they will say they have never heard of the 710 area code so it's anybody's guess as to what that's all about so we'll be keeping you informed on that good evening you're on yes hi I'd like to know as far as barcodes in stores like supermarkets I was wondering if you were to let's say cover you know like you buy something for like that's cost three dollars and if you you know copy the barcode and you place it over you know you put it on a white label and you put you know it's covered with like a metal thing a little bit like a little metal labels yeah and if you put that label let's say for a dollar product barcode on that three dollar you know whatever product that you have over that and would read out when it check it out on a dollar item if you cover the first barcode with your barcode if you cover the first barcode with your barcode yes that's exactly what will happen your barcode will scan the machine first so theoretically you can actually buy stuff and just bypass their whole you know security system yeah it would make a great business to have you know do it yourself barcodes you just simply hand out barcodes with sticky stuff on the back and just go around slapping it on all the items in the store and save millions of dollars that way yeah it's similar to a Saturday night skit skit I'm trying to say sketch and skit at the same time where someone went around with a price you know a price labeler do it yourself price labeling right get this 50 pound bag of dog food for 3 cents right you know you just have to keep in mind that on the printout it's going to say what it is that you're buying and you know a somewhat savvy cashier might wonder why you're buying you know every item that you're bringing up comes up as strawberry pop tarts right it's something that you might want to keep an eye on that's illegal to do I mean get arrested for that well what do you think do you think it's illegal to do that they can't prove that you actually did it this is an example of how you know when you're crossing the line now obviously if you stick something like that on and you walk through a checkout and you pay 49 cents for something that's worth six dollars it's a crime I mean you're stealing something obviously like how can you prove that I actually you know okay let's say you're the cash ready but that's not the point whether or not they can prove you did it that's not the point the point is you have to know you're committing a crime all right and it's pretty obvious you're committing a crime if you do that if you get away with it you get away with it now figuring it out that's one thing if you can figure out how their barcodes work and design a barcode of your own that will bypass the whole thing that's pretty good that you can do that basic barcode right what's the basic barcode called a bi-pad number I believe it's like a universal product code UPC symbol yeah that's what they're using so it's very easy to bypass that but you have to use a label you can use any label you have to use like something with the barcode you can use a regular label like a white label covering their barcode well you can pretty much use anything hang on we have to break for one moment we'll be back in just a second okay remember I said there was a surprise well here's the surprise surprise fiber optic how are you okay you got a lousy line here but we're gonna have to make do with it you're calling us live yes live we're not gonna bother going into how this was worked out but let's just thank our stars we were able to do this this is the first time you've talked live in this program since you went away in January since before you went away in January yeah so tell us how are things with you right now very boring very slow well we're gonna make things a little more exciting for you how's that we're gonna hook you up with some people calling in and you can say hi to them they can say hi to you fiber optic is on the phone lines with us tonight 212-279-3400 we just read part of that horrible article in the city news what was your take on that oh I thought it was terrible the guy obviously didn't pay attention to anything that I said in the interview that's really sad that you wasted time with that I know how are how are things as far as your activities your job and all that kind of thing well I have a really great job buffing the floor in the building that we live in tell us tell us that buffing adventure you told me about this about a week ago this is quite a story oh the one where I lost control of the buffer you lost control but now a buffer by the way is one of those big machinery things that people use to clean floors and Mark's job now is to buff floors but it didn't quite work out that way no it's just like the guy you see in the department stores buffing the floors basically that's what I do I shine the floor up nice so that when we have inspections the floor is nice and shiny but apparently I had a little mishap a week or so ago what happened was that the switch on the handle of the buffer was broken so that the buffer stayed permanently on when you plugged it in and the buffer since the pad spins around on the bottom it has a tendency to want to spin unless you're holding on to the handle well wouldn't you know it I lost my grip on the handle and the buffer started spinning around violently and uncontrollably and was knocking me around a little bit this huge machine spinning as fast as the little scrubbing part is supposed to spin it was kind of funny actually I was a little shook up but I got over it I kind of had fear of the buffer a day or two afterwards fear of the buffer yeah but but there was actually a danger to you was there not oh well yeah in some of the other buffers that I had used there were metal bristles on the under part that hold the pads onto the buffer and if in fact they would have been metal which they weren't I was lucky that there were plastic bristles on this particular buffing machine it probably would have ripped my shoes apart and my feet along with it because as the buffer flew out of control it ran my feet over and bumped me up against the wall and all kinds of fun things like that all right well if there are any buffers out there that that can offer some tips for fiber optic and his buffing and his buffing career over there at school kill well they'll call in I guess okay we're going to take some quick phone calls and we ask people please keep it short and just call in to say hi to Mark because this is the first chance he's had to say hi to you in however many months it's been eight months so we're going to try and get through as many calls as we can let's try to keep each one to about 30 seconds or so so we can get a fair number in okay 212-279-3400 let's take our first one good evening you're on hi this is Rosa Field hi hi fiber this is Rosa Field are you not getting feedback right no just from you do you have a message for fiber yeah you got to eat more you got to eat more and work out in the gym and lift with your legs not with your back and she's right about that use your body weight by bending your knees as a counterbalance and you'll be able to control that thing and you missed out on a really good lawsuit against the prison systems you could have been a millionaire by now if you had worn slippers or bare feet when that thing went out of control okay next time we'll try to get him injured so that he can make some money off it thanks for the tips there and let's see if any other people have similar tips good evening you're on hi just one question to fiber fiber hi it's me you remember this voice don't you i remember you i mean you remember you telling me that you had a trouble with lock tell the telephone company in pennsylvania lock tell yeah now has anybody gotten a bill from lock tell yet doesn't stacy call you collector or you call stacy collector something no it's well all right mark explain the phone system to us quickly well it's since been repaired but initially they had pretty much destroyed the phone system all by themselves and they had put in a makeshift system that was collect calls only and it was really hectic because there were no restrictions anyone could call anywhere collect and there's over 300 people here and there's less than half a dozen phones even if it was blocked you could call collect yeah okay now when somebody gets the bill they should get a bill from lock tell and there should be an 800 number there that obviously that's what i've been telling people but no one's gotten a bill yet and no one's been able to find out where this mysterious lock tell is located or even how you spell the name it's a bill you get the 800 number well yeah except no one's gotten the bill yet that's the problem who you call collect well we're polling everybody that he's called collect and hopefully we'll have we'll have a bill from lock tell real soon thanks for the call there good evening you're on the air good evening you're on hello i'd like to speak with um speak with fiber okay make it quick here i am uh yeah so i have um i don't know what to say i'm very recent at this i just dropped by the 2600 over new york um well you have about 10 seconds left and you're 30 yeah i'm just telling you yes knowledge is power and unfortunately we have a lot of people in high places that don't like us that's all i can say right now uh have a good evening i'll see you later okay okay thanks for calling bye let's uh take another call good evening you're on speak up please what go ahead you're on oh um yeah um go ahead you're on oh um turn down your radio yeah uh new york magazine oh don't say that i hate new york magazine that article was a piece of garbage really yeah it was it was written in in cyberspeak or some crazy thing like that um which which issue was it in i didn't get to have a chance i don't think it's the current one i think it was last week's so it's the one that you you'll probably find in dumpsters around the city okay okay thank you very much all right i don't mean to be so hard on the press but uh oh no actually i take that back i do good evening you're on yes hello yes go ahead yeah well i have i have a 950 number i don't know if you're familiar with those uh yes well um i dial out from him and i wanted to know if they could be traced from the number that you're calling from if if the actual station can trace the number that you're dialing from uh fiber what would you say to this i have some advice uh do you know where i am i think you should stick to sega all right or maybe nintendo all right thanks all right good advice there good evening you're on yes i'm i just want to say that uh fiber you're my idol you're the greatest and that's it bye okay thanks for calling good evening you're on uh yeah um if you're in like london england and you want to get an 800 number in america how can you do it uh rob you have a suggestion on that call an american friend and have him three-way you you mean an 800 number here right if you're in london how can you get an 800 number you know to call a company in in in uh yeah i know what you're saying so in other words call a friend in america and ask him to but that means you've got to call a friend and ask him to dial the 800 number or find out a local number that you can dial from there but you can't dial 800 numbers unless they they have a special 800 number over there a special toll-free number that is oh i see and so it's impossible then well it's not easy okay you can't do it with a phone card or some fiber any advice no you can't do it with a phone card like they said the easiest thing i could think of is to call somebody in the states and have a three-way yeah sometimes you can convince an operator to transfer you but it's very unlikely that they'll do that yeah okay okay guy thanks for calling good evening you're on hey mark it's good to hear from you again uh two two quick questions first did you get all the letters that um and the cards we wrote at hope for you oh sure yeah i'm glad you got them i bet that was some some good reading second question uh did you get any of those cool looking jailhouse tattoos jailhouse tattoos no i can't say that i have i hope to see you on the outside soon okay thanks for calling well yeah that's uh that's a whole world that you haven't looked into yet isn't it jailhouse tattoos um i'm sure if you ask around you'll find uh you'll find a whole thriving world there uh good evening you're on hi i can't believe that someone as cool as a fiber optic and you mr goldberg would not know the easy uh way to call to 800 numbers in this country from overseas okay you're going to tell us but you're going to tell us in less than 30 seconds right country that's a usa direct as far as at&t goes and they connect only to at&t 800 numbers uh call usa program of uh mci they they don't it can be any carrier or sprint express you you dial the special access number in the country uh-huh charge now you have to you have to be able to pay for it i assume what the caller meant by phone card was a calling card so okay wait if i can just interrupt here first you have to know what kind of 800 number it is what company owns it no no oh you don't so oh no only if it's at&t uh where you call um 0800 890 111 or 0011 uh in print wait a minute i've got the list okay we don't have time for this i'm sorry because we have fiber on the line so we have to uh kind of pay attention to him but uh this is the kind of information we want to give out future programs uh let's take one or two more phone calls real quick good evening you're on hey manuel it's my little phone bill hi how are you how's it going mark uh i've seen better days but uh in in less than three months i'll see better days that's right okay well best of luck is is it just me or are we getting a lot of boneheads tonight uh i don't i don't want to call people boneheads um but i mean there are boneheads out there i don't know if they're calling us certainly a lot of boneheads in control i'll say that oh i didn't make it to hope i'm sorry i missed it oh it's too bad but uh there'll be another one one millennia so okay take care okay you have a lot of boneheads there don't you mark oh there's tons yeah it's where the boneheads go is uh is is places like uh where you are there's plenty of boneheads like a jobs here too uh-huh that's that's true so those boneheads in the audience that are looking for something to do well i'm sure there's openings have a future in the bureau of prisons yeah okay we don't want you to criticize them too much because who knows what they'll do uh but how about some closing words for us here and uh well i appreciate all the mail that i've been getting from people and uh i'm i'm really happy that i was able to uh take this opportunity to call and hear from people on the outside uh-huh and uh it won't be very long now like i said it'll be less than three months and i'll be home the exact date if anyone's curious is november 22nd okay well i'm sure we'll be marking that on our calendars and uh planning something when's the party yes when's the party i don't know well i don't think i don't think you have a say in that mark no that's true i think that's something that we'll have to decide on this end nice me yeah okay well we'll think of something and we're open to suggestion here uh mark give out your address so people can write to you okay it's uh my name mark abene a b e n e my number is three two one zero nine dash oh five four and this is fpc as in federal prison camp school kill s-c-h-u-y-l-k-i-l-l and i'm in unit one and this is minersville pennsylvania minor as in the guy that digs for coal and not the adolescent and not minerville yes and not minerville was that a click no not yet and the zip code is oh sorry i forgot the p.o box the p.o box is 670 right and that's minersville pennsylvania and the zip is one seven nine five four dash oh six seven oh and what do you want people to send oh just anything i just like hearing from people it reminds me that there's uh there's a world out there that i'm missing while i'm here yeah let's uh let's hear some of that prison sound in the background can you hold the phone up okay well it's kind of quiet there now i don't know if you could really hear any no we could hear it while you were talking but we couldn't hear anything uh just now oh well no no fights or anything going on no nothing like that okay well mark it's great hearing from you hopefully we can do this again i'm surprised it took us eight months to do it live on the air but it's great hearing you live on the air again thanks and only a couple of months before we hear you right here in the studio yeah i look oh there's a magic click that's the magic click and that means that we have less than a minute uh on the phone with you uh but we're out of time already so we're gonna have to uh to sign off now uh again thanks very much for calling in and um keep in touch eh thank you okay that's our program for tonight i want to thank everybody who called in thank those of you for listening and we'll be back again next week for another edition of off the hook till then stay well and keep reading the papers and don't be too pessimistic stay tuned for a rebroadcast of the wbai evening news good night i'll make a cough it couldn't get much worse but if they could they would bon diddly bum for the best expect the worst i hope that's understood bon diddly bum you