... In that IDB, the Art of Reverse Engineering attained such
Perfection that the annotation of a single Basic Block occupied the
entirety of a Disassembly Line, and the annotation of the Function
Graph, the entirety of a Function. In time, those Unconscionable
Annotations no longer satisfied, and the Reverse Engineer Guilds
finished an Analysis of the Binary whose size was that of the Binary,
and which coincided instruction for instruction with it. The following
Generations, who were not so fond of the Study of Reverse Engineering
as their Forebears had been, saw that that vast database was Useless,
and not without some Pitilessness was it, that they delivered it up to
the Inclemencies of Version Incompatibility and Bit Rot. In the .text
section far Left on the Navigation Band, still today, there are
Tattered Ruins of that IDB, inhabited by Opcodes and Structure
Offsets; in all the Land there is no other Relic of the Disciplines of
Binary Analysis.