The Coca-Cola Blacklist

by Dent

Some of you may already be familiar with the "Share a Coke" campaign.

The 2015 summer promotion was an immediate success, selling roughly 250 million bottles of Coca-Cola by using generic names such as "Mark" or "David" instead of the usual Coca-Cola logo.

Then, sometime in 2016, they introduced personalized bottles for people with more unusual or complicated names by using an online form and ordering application.  This also resulted in the creation of a blacklist, or a list of terms that Coca-Cola does not allow you to put on bottles.

This list includes trademarked names, political leaders, celebrities, profanity, and sometimes just plain old random things.

As of a few weeks ago, I've begun collecting what terms the online form will and will not allow me to print on bottles.  Some of these terms are unbelievably vague, and many very offensive terms are unbelievably allowed.  Things like the letters of the alphabet (except for G and N), the most common name in the world ("Mohamed"), "Donald," "Hillary," "Hacker," and "Phreak" are all examples of forbidden names.

The list actually contains the term "Coke" even though it's in the damn slogan!

After a few solid days of trial-and-error using various online dictionaries and consulting a few creative friends, a large list of banned terms was generated.

What's even more interesting is how easy it is to bypass blacklist detection.  It doesn't involve any special homoglyphs or alternate spellings.  Simply adding a space before or in between terms allows for anything to be used as a valid, non-blacklisted term.

This doesn't stop human moderators from canceling orders, so you obviously won't be drinking a "Share a Coke with Hitler" bottle any time soon.  It does, however, allow you to order bottles for friends whose names are blacklisted for no good reason.

While I've found many terms to add to this blacklist, there are many more waiting to be found.  To find a blacklisted term, navigate to buy.shareacoke.com/personalized-bottle/ and use the provided textbox to type in any terms that could be blacklisted.  If you receive the error message pictured below, it's on the blacklist!

The above error message is not at all uncommon.  In fact, "bad word" isn't just an example.  It's really on the list!

The following list contains every term that I and others have tested, and is in no way, shape, or form the complete list.  This list contains many controversial and outright horrible words, however, these words are not written to provoke, but to understand.

Terms that might arouse particular interest are bolded for your convenience.

Blacklist

0  (this number is really blacklisted)  
AK47
Armed
Allah             
Army
A  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)  
Aloha    
Snackbar Arse
Al Qaeda
Ass
Al-Qaeda          
Assclown
Adolf                   
Anus              
Ass clown
Adolf Hitler
Apple
Assface
Ass face
Asshat
Asshole
Ass hole
Asswipe
Autism
B  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Bad word
Balls
Barack Obama
Bestiality
Bisexual
Bin Laden
Bitch
Bitchass
Bitch ass
Bitches
Blacks
Blood
Bloods
Blowjob
Bollocks
Bomb
Bomber
Bombs
Boner
Boob
Boobs
Boogieman
Booty
Brown
Buda
Budda
Buddhism
Buddhist
Bullet
Bullets
Bunghole
Butt
Buttfuck
Buttplug
Butts
C  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Carpetmuncher
Chainsaw
Chode
Clinton
Clit
Clusterfuck
Cocaine
Cock
Cockhead
Coke  (really?)
Coochie
Coon
Cooter
Cracker
Cum
Cunnilingus
Cunt
Cuntface
Cunt face
D  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Damn
Dank Memes
Darth Vader
Dick
Dickface
Dick face
Dickhead
Dick head
Dicks
Dicksuck
Dick suck
Dildo
Donald
Donald Duck
Donald J. Trump
Donald Trump
Dookie
Douche
Dr who  (Dr Who works fine)
Dr. Pepper
Dum
Dumbass
Dumb fuck
Dyk
Dyke
Dykes
E  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
EA
Ew
Extremist
F  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Facebook
Fag
Fagbag
Faggot
Faggots
Fags
Fanta
Fart
Farts
Fat
Fatt
Fatty
Fattie
FBI
Fellatio
Feltch
Flamer
Fuck
Fucker
Fuckers
Fuckboy
Fuckface
Fuck face
Fuckofft
Fuckwad
Fudgepacker
Gay
Gays
Glock
God
Google
Gook
Gun
Guns
H  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Hacker
Handy
Handjob
Harambe
Hell
Hillary
Hillary Clinton
Hispanic
Hitler
Ho
Hoe
Holocaust
Homo
Homos
Honkey
Hump
Husain
Husayn
I  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Idiot
Idiots
Indian
Indians
Iraq
Iraqi
Irony  (thanks Enamon)
Islam
J   (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Jackass
Jagofft
Jap
Jerk
Jerkofft
Jerk off
Jesus
Jesus Christ
Jew
Jews
Jihad
Jizz
Judaism
K  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Kootch
Kickass
Kike
Kim Jong Un
Kim Jung Un
Kindle
KKK
Ku Klux Klan
L  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Lame
Lesbian
Lesbians
Lesbo
Lezzie
Losers
M  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Marijuana
Mahamed
Mahammed
Mcfaggot
Meth
Midget
MILF
Minge
Mohamed
Mohammed
Moobs
Moses
Mothafucka
Motherfucker
Muff
Muffdive
Muffdiver
Muhamed
Muhammed
Mummie
Murder
Murderer
Muslim
Name
Nazi
Negro
Negroes
Nig
Niga
Nigga
Niggas
Nigger
Niggers
Niglet
North Korea
NSA
Nut
Nuts
NWA
O  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Obama
Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Ladin
P  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Pedophile
Pee
Penis
Pepsi
Phreak
Piss
Pistol
Poison
Poo
Poon
Poontang
Poop
Poopie
Poopoo
Poopy
Poo-poo
Prick
Prostitute
Protest
Pus
Pussy
Putin
Puto
Q  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Queef
R  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Rape
Rapist
Retard
Retards
Rifle
Rimjob
Rum  (thanks Enamon)
S  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Sand nigger
Sarcasm  (thanks Enamon)
Satan
Satanism
Schlong
Scrot
Scrote
Sex
Sexy
Shit
Shitbag
Shithead
Shit head
Shithole
Shit hole
Shits
Shitting
Shitty
Skank
Skeet
Slut
Sluts
Snatch
Soldier
Spook
Spooks
Sprite
Stalin
Starbuck
Starbucks
Star Wars
Suicidal
Suicide
T  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Taliban
Tard
Terror
Terrorist
Testical
Thundercunt
Tit
Tits
Tittie
Titty
Trump
Twat
Twats
U  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Unhealthy
V  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Vagina
Vaj
Vajayjay
Virus
Vladimir Putin
W  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Wank
War
Weed
Wetback
Whore
Whorebag
WWI
WWII
X  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
XXX
Y  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Yahoo!
Z  (this letter is really blacklisted - not a category)
Zoolander

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