WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:07.340 This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers 00:07.340 --> 00:12.240 I see in binary, I speak source code 00:12.240 --> 00:16.080 Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose 00:16.080 --> 00:18.720 In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho 00:18.720 --> 00:21.240 Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold 00:21.240 --> 00:23.040 I was a dick with my 56 00:23.040 --> 00:26.060 Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable 00:26.060 --> 00:28.340 On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo 00:28.340 --> 00:32.060 On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero 00:32.060 --> 00:34.760 In a flash, I'll school you on burning dream cats 00:34.760 --> 00:37.980 You need some ISO? Let me do my hard drive rifle 00:37.980 --> 00:40.000 Our exchange you could never stifle 00:40.000 --> 00:43.140 In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug 00:43.140 --> 00:47.160 I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z 00:47.160 --> 00:49.380 Your CG, it's all gonna be free 00:49.380 --> 00:51.720 Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely 00:51.720 --> 00:53.720 You feel that rattle in your bones? 00:53.720 --> 00:55.900 When I tell you we just hacked out Jones 00:55.900 --> 00:58.040 And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back 00:58.040 --> 01:00.320 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack 01:00.320 --> 01:03.180 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack 01:03.180 --> 01:06.400 This is dedicated to the hackers and the cruisers 01:06.400 --> 01:11.440 Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, RANs, SIFs, SISs 01:11.440 --> 01:13.820 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crack 01:13.820 --> 01:22.060 Hello everyone and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio episode 50 01:22.060 --> 01:27.200 I am StankDawg and you are joining us on our second ever telephonic craptacular 01:27.200 --> 01:30.660 Now if you're not familiar with a telephonic craptacular 01:30.960 --> 01:34.060 This is an episode of all phone calls 01:34.060 --> 01:35.980 Some that we've recorded recently 01:35.980 --> 01:39.120 Some we've recorded a while back since the first telephonic craptacular 01:39.120 --> 01:40.280 Which was episode 25 01:40.280 --> 01:42.480 And we put them all together here 01:42.480 --> 01:45.080 And this is gonna be an all phone, all freaking kind of episode 01:45.080 --> 01:49.220 So stick around and let's see what kind of good stuff we have 01:49.220 --> 01:50.780 Now I'm gonna open up the show 01:50.780 --> 01:52.760 A little back story here 01:52.760 --> 01:55.340 I had bought a candy bar out of a vending machine 01:55.340 --> 01:56.160 A Hershey's bar 01:56.160 --> 01:59.080 And I thought it tasted a little old 01:59.080 --> 02:00.460 A little strange 02:00.460 --> 02:04.320 So I tried to figure out when it was supposed to expire 02:04.320 --> 02:06.960 And of course the date on the back is all encoded and stuff 02:06.960 --> 02:11.080 Not difficult, it's not really too tricky 02:11.080 --> 02:13.400 But I decided to call their 800 number 02:13.400 --> 02:14.800 Also on the back of the bar 02:14.800 --> 02:18.440 And see if they give an explanation of how they do their encoding 02:18.440 --> 02:23.300 So this is actually a call a couple days later that I made 02:23.300 --> 02:26.120 Because, well, take a listen to this call 02:26.120 --> 02:28.600 And you'll see how they do their encoding 02:28.600 --> 02:31.600 And you can, I guess, impress friends and fellow geeks 02:31.600 --> 02:32.880 With this information 02:32.880 --> 03:01.520 This conversation may be recorded 03:01.520 --> 03:04.200 For quality, control, or other business purposes 03:04.200 --> 03:04.860 Why, thank you 03:04.860 --> 03:08.000 Welcome to Hershey Foods Consumer Relations Department 03:08.000 --> 03:13.440 Visit Hershey's website at www.hershey's.com 03:13.440 --> 03:18.460 For hundreds of recipes, educational, financial, and nutritional information 03:18.460 --> 03:19.740 And much more 03:19.740 --> 03:22.920 If you have a question regarding one of our products 03:22.920 --> 03:26.500 Please have the package and place of purchase address available 03:26.500 --> 03:30.160 For product information and to share comments 03:30.160 --> 03:31.160 Press 2 03:31.160 --> 03:41.060 To hear fat and calorie information for Twizzlers Strawberry Twists 03:41.060 --> 03:42.880 Jolly Rancher Hard Candy 03:42.880 --> 03:44.940 Or Jolly Rancher Lollipops 03:44.940 --> 03:45.980 Press 2 03:45.980 --> 03:48.980 For storage and shelf life guidelines 03:48.980 --> 03:52.140 As well as coding information for Hershey products 03:52.140 --> 03:54.420 Including our cocoa and syrup 03:54.420 --> 03:55.480 Press 3 03:55.480 --> 03:59.260 If you are calling about the availability of Hershey products 03:59.260 --> 04:00.400 Press 4 04:00.400 --> 04:02.480 To speak to a representative 04:02.480 --> 04:05.180 Press 5 or stay on the line 04:05.180 --> 04:06.960 You go with 3 04:06.960 --> 04:22.200 Shelf life varies from product to product 04:22.200 --> 04:25.280 To help you determine the freshness of our products 04:25.280 --> 04:27.840 We place a date code on the package 04:27.840 --> 04:32.420 That tells you when the product is expected to be within its peak freshness 04:32.420 --> 04:38.760 Keep in mind, however, that storage conditions greatly affect the quality of our products 04:38.760 --> 04:43.160 There is an ink stance code on all Hershey's products 04:43.160 --> 04:46.680 Within that code, usually at the end 04:46.680 --> 04:51.940 There is a two-character code that represents the year and the month 04:51.940 --> 04:55.400 The product is expected to be within its peak freshness 04:55.400 --> 04:59.820 The first character is a number, 0 through 9 04:59.820 --> 05:02.140 That represents the year 05:02.140 --> 05:06.660 The second character is a letter, A through L 05:06.660 --> 05:08.840 That represents the month 05:08.840 --> 05:12.860 A equals January, B equals February, etc 05:12.860 --> 05:20.720 For example, a code of 3D is fresh until April 2003 05:20.720 --> 05:25.300 For cocoa storage guidelines, press 1 05:25.300 --> 05:29.120 For syrup storage guidelines, press 2 05:29.120 --> 05:35.440 Alright, so that's how the original version was going to go 05:35.440 --> 05:37.000 And I was going to open the show up with that 05:37.000 --> 05:39.000 Unfortunately, when I tried to call it 05:39.000 --> 05:42.040 Something entirely different happened 05:42.040 --> 05:43.560 And I did record it 05:43.560 --> 05:45.480 Now, let me preface this by saying 05:45.480 --> 05:49.820 That I got a little confused at one point during this call 05:49.820 --> 05:52.080 And it asked for some numbers 05:52.080 --> 05:53.780 And I just started guessing a couple numbers 05:53.780 --> 05:57.280 I was still trying to get to the information I wanted 05:57.280 --> 05:58.900 So I just wanted to make that clear 05:58.900 --> 06:01.740 I'm not condoning or saying anything else was going on here 06:01.740 --> 06:04.700 I thought I was still following the directions 06:04.700 --> 06:07.440 And I was pretty much just doing what I was told 06:07.440 --> 06:09.060 Trying to get the same information 06:09.060 --> 06:11.340 So I just wanted to preface this call with that 06:11.340 --> 06:13.460 So take a listen on what happened 06:13.460 --> 06:15.920 But when I was actually trying to do this for the show 06:15.920 --> 06:32.660 And I was going to try it 06:32.660 --> 06:59.100 This conversation may be recorded for quality control or other business purposes. 06:59.300 --> 06:59.860 You got it. 06:59.860 --> 07:02.900 Welcome to Hershey Foods Consumer Relations Department. 07:03.620 --> 07:11.960 Visit Hershey's website at www.hershey's.com for hundreds of recipes, educational, financial, 07:12.140 --> 07:14.640 and nutritional information, and much more. 07:15.380 --> 07:19.920 If you have a question regarding one of our products, please have the package and place 07:19.920 --> 07:21.400 of purchase address available. 07:22.400 --> 07:26.140 For product information and to share comments, press 2. 07:26.140 --> 07:36.780 To hear fat and calorie information for Twizzler Strawberry Twists, Jolly Rancher Hard Candy, 07:37.140 --> 07:39.860 or Jolly Rancher Lollipops, press 2. 07:40.660 --> 07:46.040 For storage and shelf life guidelines, as well as coding information for Hershey products, 07:46.500 --> 07:49.360 including our cocoa and syrup, press 3. 07:49.360 --> 07:54.280 If you are calling about the availability of Hershey products, press 4. 07:54.900 --> 07:59.040 To speak to a representative, press 5 or stay on the line. 07:59.040 --> 08:14.800 That was 3 for coding information. 08:14.800 --> 08:26.060 Welcome to Hershey Foods Corporation. 08:26.560 --> 08:30.880 To leave a message in a voice mailbox, please redial the person's 7-digit telephone number 08:30.880 --> 08:33.000 now using your touch-tone dial pad. 08:33.420 --> 08:35.760 To spell the person's name, please press 1. 08:36.160 --> 08:40.720 If you have a mailbox on the system and would like to retrieve your messages, please press pound 08:40.720 --> 08:41.280 now. 08:41.280 --> 08:43.340 Well, now. 08:44.340 --> 08:45.980 Mailbox number, please. 08:47.100 --> 08:47.860 Okay. 08:52.320 --> 08:56.820 1-1-1-1 is not a recognized mailbox. 08:57.460 --> 08:58.520 Please try again. 08:59.080 --> 09:01.140 Please re-enter your mailbox number. 09:01.140 --> 09:07.900 1-2-3 is not a recognized mailbox. 09:08.520 --> 09:09.600 Please try again. 09:10.160 --> 09:12.220 Please re-enter your mailbox number. 09:18.260 --> 09:19.700 Sorry you are having trouble. 09:20.280 --> 09:20.940 Please hold. 09:21.320 --> 09:22.600 Someone will be with you shortly. 09:22.600 --> 09:24.600 Hmm. 09:24.600 --> 09:25.380 Hmm. 09:46.160 --> 09:50.240 Thank you for calling the Hershey Foods IS help desk. 09:50.920 --> 09:52.860 All systems are up and functioning. 09:53.620 --> 09:57.560 For how-to questions on the use of standard Microsoft PC software packages, 09:57.740 --> 10:00.700 including Word, Excel, and PowerPoint, press 1. 10:01.040 --> 10:03.560 For SAT issues, press 2. 10:04.200 --> 10:07.480 For schedule of weekend system availability, press 3. 10:08.380 --> 10:12.020 For issues concerning Dairy Township telephone service, press 6. 10:12.360 --> 10:16.020 For all other issues, including password problems, connectivity, 10:16.440 --> 10:19.740 or to speak directly with a health desk technician, press 5. 10:20.240 --> 10:22.900 To hear this message again, press the pound key. 10:24.140 --> 10:27.440 Well, it's tempting to press 5 and see a password, but I'm not going to. 10:27.440 --> 10:30.020 If you're having trouble using the service, please try your call again. 10:33.360 --> 10:35.040 Don't know if I got that in on time. 10:40.520 --> 10:42.260 Well, we're going to drop that anyway. 10:42.260 --> 10:52.140 Anyway, you know, that's a freak disaster that potentially could have turned into something very, very fun 10:52.140 --> 10:55.720 and may still after the recording is over. 10:55.720 --> 11:02.280 But originally, I had called this number for something kind of fun, something kind of silly, 11:02.420 --> 11:09.700 and that is that they have an explanation on how to interpret those weird codes on the back of candy 11:09.700 --> 11:12.980 and stuff like that to tell you when the expiration date is 11:12.980 --> 11:16.260 because there are some stores and places that are very questionable, 11:16.920 --> 11:19.740 and, you know, candy and stuff they're selling is years and years old. 11:19.740 --> 11:23.300 So I thought it kind of interesting, and I thought it would be a funny way to open the show. 11:24.340 --> 11:32.060 However, the extension 3 that's supposed to take me directly to a recording 11:32.060 --> 11:36.620 actually, as you heard, mentioned something about accessing mailboxes. 11:36.620 --> 11:41.580 So doing a little playing around there on the spot, I didn't kind of plan that ahead, 11:41.720 --> 11:44.120 but it appears that it's a three-digit number, 11:44.220 --> 11:47.380 so that couldn't take very long to figure out the mailboxes' numbers. 11:48.240 --> 11:52.920 And we all know how default passwords work, so that could be a lot of fun there. 11:53.040 --> 11:54.540 It shouldn't take too long to find something. 11:55.240 --> 11:59.820 And then after that, totally by coincidence, we got bounced to the IS help desk, 11:59.880 --> 12:03.380 which is probably information systems, information services, something like that. 12:03.380 --> 12:07.500 Could have gotten good info and possibly SC'd our way into a password. 12:08.280 --> 12:11.480 Yeah, Mr. Jones, can you reset my password for me? 12:12.280 --> 12:14.780 But I'm not going to do that. 12:15.480 --> 12:17.200 Boy, that's very surprising. 12:17.320 --> 12:22.500 It's 2 a.m. on a Saturday night, so I guess maybe there's maintenance going on. 12:22.560 --> 12:24.460 I don't know if this is a small window to play with, 12:24.620 --> 12:29.420 but sometimes the freak disasters can turn into your freak opportunities. 12:30.180 --> 12:31.660 So I'm going to hang on to this. 12:31.660 --> 12:36.640 This was originally going to open up episode 28 of Binary Revolution Radio, 12:36.760 --> 12:38.880 but I may just have to save this for the craptacular. 12:39.080 --> 12:41.500 We will have to see how that works out. 12:44.440 --> 12:47.480 And obviously we now know how that turned out. 12:47.740 --> 12:50.360 This is the second telephonic craptacular. 12:50.360 --> 12:59.460 Again, that was an open phone number, publicly available, 1-800 number, that anybody could call. 12:59.840 --> 13:02.540 And probably some maintenance was going on. 13:03.120 --> 13:08.660 I assumed that when it prompted me, it was probably just a mistake in the system. 13:08.660 --> 13:14.180 I figured maybe if I just punched in a couple default numbers that it would still take me to the coding information. 13:14.300 --> 13:15.580 That's all that was going on. 13:15.800 --> 13:17.280 That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. 13:18.420 --> 13:22.680 Okay, now this next call is, a lot of the regular listeners know, 13:22.760 --> 13:30.760 that I switched from DSL, BellSouth's DSL service, to Comcast cable modem when they jumped to 3 megabits per second. 13:30.760 --> 13:34.040 So, it was time to cancel the DSL. 13:34.240 --> 13:39.960 So, one thing I do when I make these kind of calls is I try to get as much information as I can. 13:40.060 --> 13:44.380 There's absolutely nothing wrong with getting on the phone and establishing a dialogue 13:44.380 --> 13:47.800 and just talking with people and asking questions and stuff like that. 13:48.360 --> 13:53.960 You get a lot of information, confirmation of questions or things you may have heard and stuff like that. 13:54.020 --> 13:56.180 There's nothing wrong with coming out and asking them this stuff 13:56.180 --> 14:00.380 or, you know, doing a little practicing your SE skills, trying to lead them into some answers 14:00.380 --> 14:02.400 or trying to get them to give up something. 14:02.640 --> 14:05.240 So, this is kind of a long call. 14:05.440 --> 14:08.580 I really could have made it much quicker by just saying, cancel my stuff. 14:08.820 --> 14:10.000 Thank you. God bless. Good night. 14:10.160 --> 14:14.820 But, I kept it on the line and did some transfers and got some other information, 14:15.000 --> 14:16.400 so I thought I'd share this with the listeners. 14:30.380 --> 14:36.260 Thank you for calling Bells South Internet Services about our Fast Access DSL products. 14:37.040 --> 14:39.440 Para ayuda en español, marque 8. 14:39.940 --> 14:45.720 Please enter the area code and telephone number of the Fast Access DSL account you are calling about 14:45.720 --> 14:48.260 or inquiring about for new service. 14:48.260 --> 14:54.160 You entered. 14:54.820 --> 14:56.080 Come on now. I can't give you the number. 14:56.780 --> 14:58.360 If this is correct, press 1. 14:58.560 --> 15:03.200 If incorrect, please wait while we retrieve your information. 15:04.020 --> 15:06.660 Please select from one of the following four options. 15:07.320 --> 15:12.900 To order Fast Access Home Networking or to add features on your existing service, press 1. 15:12.900 --> 15:19.080 For technical assistance, including questions regarding self-installation and email, press 2. 15:19.600 --> 15:22.260 For questions regarding your bill, press 3. 15:22.700 --> 15:28.240 If you're considering canceling a recent order or disconnecting your existing service, press 4. 15:29.240 --> 15:30.200 There you go. 15:30.300 --> 15:33.500 Please hold while we connect you to the next available representative. 15:34.060 --> 15:35.580 Oh, you'll get a real person for that. 15:35.940 --> 15:37.440 They'll give you a real person for that. 15:40.440 --> 15:41.400 Please wait. 15:42.900 --> 16:03.820 To ensure that you receive quality service, your call may be monitored or recorded. 16:04.480 --> 16:07.180 Please hold for the next available billing representative. 16:07.180 --> 16:07.380 Thank you. 16:12.900 --> 16:21.780 We estimate your hold time to be four minutes. 16:22.720 --> 16:24.240 A lot of people canceling. 16:25.380 --> 16:29.920 To expedite your request, please have the following available to assist us with your call. 16:30.360 --> 16:35.720 Your authentication phrase, which was set up at the time you registered your BellSelf.net account, 16:35.720 --> 16:41.000 or your three-digit customer code, which is found on your BellSelf telephone bill. 16:41.720 --> 16:48.780 Also, please have a pen and paper handy in the event our specialist provides you with information that is necessary to write down. 16:48.780 --> 16:56.700 To save you all the pain and suffering of being on hold that I had, I edited about five or six minutes of dead air out of this call. 16:58.160 --> 17:00.220 Thank you for calling BellSelf Internet Services. 17:00.440 --> 17:01.060 My name is Ms. 17:01.140 --> 17:01.400 Edit. 17:01.560 --> 17:03.680 May I have your area code and telephone number, please? 17:03.680 --> 17:08.960 Uh, well, I just typed it in a second ago, but it's not for public consumption, that's what. 17:09.620 --> 17:11.120 Okay, and who am I speaking with? 17:11.160 --> 17:12.420 This is StankDawg. 17:12.900 --> 17:13.500 StankDawg. 17:13.580 --> 17:16.100 Would this also be your callback number for Disconnected? 17:16.340 --> 17:17.240 Uh, yes, it would. 17:17.500 --> 17:19.500 Okay, and verify the address on the account. 17:19.860 --> 17:25.740 Yeah, 1060 West Addison, Chicago, Illinois, 60613. 17:25.740 --> 17:31.280 And I pulled up this account as s-underscore-d-a-w-g-at-bell-south-dot-net? 17:31.400 --> 17:32.320 That sounds right. 17:32.580 --> 17:35.860 Okay, and there's a security word, which may be the mother's maiden name? 17:36.560 --> 17:37.720 Um, DDP? 17:38.720 --> 17:40.340 I'll have something different on here. 17:42.140 --> 17:42.580 Um... 17:42.580 --> 17:44.240 Just give me the last four of your social. 17:45.560 --> 17:45.920 1337. 17:46.380 --> 17:47.900 Okay, and how can I help you today, sir? 17:48.140 --> 17:49.560 I want to cancel my DSL. 17:49.860 --> 17:52.740 All right, and did you need these, um, canceled effective today? 17:53.060 --> 17:54.520 Uh, yeah, as soon as possible. 17:54.520 --> 17:56.740 All right, was there any reason that you're canceling? 17:57.200 --> 17:59.360 I switched over to cable modem. 17:59.640 --> 17:59.880 Okay. 18:00.800 --> 18:04.640 And, um, if we were maybe to give you $20 off your service for six months, 18:04.720 --> 18:05.940 do you think that you'd want to keep it? 18:06.320 --> 18:11.740 Um, if it were $20 cheaper permanently, maybe, but, um, no. 18:12.040 --> 18:14.860 I, I, I'm not, I'm pretty set on the cable modem now. 18:15.120 --> 18:18.620 Okay, and did you need to keep your dial up to continue your email address, sir? 18:18.920 --> 18:19.800 No, I do not. 18:20.120 --> 18:21.400 All right, well, let me place you on hold. 18:21.400 --> 18:24.500 It'll take a few minutes, and I'll go ahead and process that cancel for you, okay? 18:24.520 --> 18:25.340 Thank you very much. 18:25.460 --> 18:25.980 All right, thanks. 18:25.980 --> 18:31.680 Once again, I saved about three or four minutes of your mind-numbing time on hold, 18:31.740 --> 18:33.080 and we'll jump straight to the chase. 18:34.780 --> 18:35.100 Dog? 18:35.360 --> 18:36.000 Yes, ma'am. 18:36.100 --> 18:37.020 Thank you for holding, sir. 18:37.020 --> 18:40.340 I've processed that cancellation for you to go effective today. 18:40.540 --> 18:40.860 Okay. 18:41.160 --> 18:43.900 And was there anything else that we could do to assist you at this time, sir? 18:43.900 --> 18:48.020 Um, I just wanted to clarify what changes I will see on the bill, if you can help me with that. 18:48.060 --> 18:54.160 I just want to make sure it's going to get rid of the $45 a month charge for the DSL effective, um... 18:54.160 --> 18:57.180 As far as the bill, now, you've already been billed for the month of January, 18:57.880 --> 19:02.800 so whenever you get your next month's bill, you'll get a credit back for January the 21st through 31st. 19:03.100 --> 19:03.800 Okay, okay, good. 19:03.800 --> 19:06.580 That will be the last DSL service charges you'll receive. 19:06.580 --> 19:07.060 Great. 19:07.280 --> 19:13.800 Uh, what about the, um, there's a $5 Bell South account fee that I don't need anymore, obviously. 19:13.920 --> 19:15.020 Is that also going to disappear? 19:15.620 --> 19:17.060 A Bell South account fee? 19:17.380 --> 19:19.940 Uh, it was like $4.95, $5 a month. 19:20.720 --> 19:23.200 I'm not aware of any charge like that for the Internet. 19:23.620 --> 19:24.300 Um... 19:24.300 --> 19:24.900 Get on your bill. 19:25.360 --> 19:27.120 Yeah, let me look at my bill right now. 19:27.200 --> 19:27.740 Let's see. 19:30.340 --> 19:34.320 And in addition to that, um, since I no longer have the Internet access, 19:34.320 --> 19:42.240 will I also lose that $6.50 a month charge for, uh, federal communications Internet access fee, 19:42.260 --> 19:42.980 or whatever it's called? 19:43.400 --> 19:44.900 Uh, that's a phone service charge. 19:44.980 --> 19:46.900 That doesn't have anything to do with the DSL. 19:47.960 --> 19:51.680 But it's something about only just pay for accessing the Internet. 19:51.800 --> 19:54.400 Why would they charge me that if I don't have that anymore? 19:54.700 --> 19:56.120 Where is that out on your bill? 19:56.940 --> 20:00.680 Um, let me look right now and tell you I'm bringing it up. 20:00.800 --> 20:01.060 Okay. 20:01.060 --> 20:05.900 Okay, let's see. 20:06.220 --> 20:08.960 There's a network access charge, but that's the only thing. 20:09.040 --> 20:09.940 That's your phone. 20:10.060 --> 20:11.540 That doesn't have anything to do with the Internet. 20:12.740 --> 20:14.560 Alright, so how do I... 20:14.560 --> 20:15.440 How would I get the... 20:15.440 --> 20:18.720 Alright, it's $4,995 is the total charge. 20:19.240 --> 20:19.560 Correct. 20:19.660 --> 20:22.420 And the way it was explained to me is that it was $45 for the Internet 20:22.420 --> 20:26.120 and then $4.95 for the Bell South account. 20:26.500 --> 20:28.760 Did they split it up or subdivided it that way? 20:29.380 --> 20:30.640 No, so we don't split it up. 20:30.680 --> 20:32.800 It's just a lump $49.95 charge. 20:33.000 --> 20:33.080 Okay. 20:33.080 --> 20:37.180 And that is what you say is going to be prorated back to today's date on the next bill? 20:37.460 --> 20:37.840 Correct. 20:37.980 --> 20:38.200 Correct. 20:38.280 --> 20:39.240 Okay, that's fine. 20:39.800 --> 20:42.600 Um, but you're telling me that on the other... 20:42.600 --> 20:43.900 Let's see. 20:45.200 --> 20:49.780 On the other portion, the $6.50 FCC network access charge, 20:49.920 --> 20:51.560 there's nothing I can do about that? 20:52.340 --> 20:53.520 I don't know what that is. 20:53.580 --> 20:54.940 That's a phone service charge. 20:55.300 --> 20:57.580 Okay, who would I talk to about that then? 20:57.800 --> 21:00.380 If you need me to connect you with Bell South Telephone, I can. 21:00.720 --> 21:01.080 Okay. 21:01.680 --> 21:03.180 Um, yeah, can you do that please? 21:03.380 --> 21:03.620 Mm-hmm. 21:03.620 --> 21:09.860 And that number would be 800-753-0710. 21:10.300 --> 21:13.540 And if you want to hold on for me one moment, I can go ahead and connect you, sir. 21:13.640 --> 21:13.880 Great. 21:13.960 --> 21:14.580 Thank you very much. 21:14.620 --> 21:15.700 Thanks for calling Bell South Internet. 21:15.820 --> 21:16.300 One moment. 21:16.300 --> 21:42.160 Yeah, I don't really know that I had much of a choice, but thanks anyway. 21:42.160 --> 22:12.140 Thank you. 22:12.160 --> 22:21.780 Give me a real person. 22:21.780 --> 22:25.700 Thank you for your patience. 22:26.340 --> 22:29.540 If you are calling to report a repair problem, press 8 now. 22:30.260 --> 22:34.880 If you're calling to get instructions on calling services, our automated system can help. 22:34.880 --> 22:42.200 You will need your four-digit access code located in the helpful numbers section of your bill or the first page of your bill. 22:42.940 --> 22:45.360 Press star now to use our automated system. 22:45.360 --> 22:50.820 Or you can go to our website at www.bellsouth.com. 22:51.240 --> 22:56.480 If you continue to wait, please have a pen and paper handy to write down important information. 22:56.480 --> 23:00.740 Damn, how many different ways are they going to try to get me off of the phone? 23:00.900 --> 23:02.500 Just give me some one. 23:02.660 --> 23:03.060 Damn. 23:04.940 --> 23:07.600 Bell South, may I have the air you call and telephone number you're calling about? 23:07.600 --> 23:12.840 Yes, it's 123-456-7890. 23:14.560 --> 23:15.040 Thank you. 23:15.080 --> 23:15.880 May I have your name, please? 23:16.080 --> 23:16.460 Well, yes. 23:16.520 --> 23:18.540 That would be Stank Mother Fizzuckin' Dawg. 23:19.220 --> 23:20.200 And how may I help you? 23:20.740 --> 23:24.080 Well, I just was transferred to you from the Internet section. 23:24.220 --> 23:26.160 I had DSL, and I just canceled it. 23:26.280 --> 23:26.580 Okay. 23:26.800 --> 23:31.660 So I just wanted to see what effects that was going to have on the rest of my bill. 23:31.880 --> 23:32.180 Okay. 23:32.500 --> 23:37.380 Specifically, there's something on there called something about an FCC network access charge. 23:37.540 --> 23:37.820 Right. 23:37.880 --> 23:42.640 So since I'm getting rid of the Internet thing and I won't have, I was wondering if that's going to go away also. 23:42.960 --> 23:43.400 It won't. 23:43.400 --> 23:50.060 That's actually an FCC-mandated charge, and that charge is actually for having the phone line. 23:51.520 --> 23:52.420 Just for having it? 23:52.480 --> 23:55.340 It's not about, I thought it said something about network access. 23:56.240 --> 23:58.560 It's network, your phone network access. 23:58.700 --> 24:00.560 It has nothing to do with the Internet service. 24:00.980 --> 24:01.660 I see. 24:02.620 --> 24:02.880 Okay. 24:03.040 --> 24:09.200 Is there, when you're looking at my bill right now, is there anything else on there that's not mandatory or required? 24:09.320 --> 24:11.420 Is there anything else that I can get rid of? 24:13.400 --> 24:18.520 There surely is, and everything else that's on here is mandatory taxes and charges. 24:19.540 --> 24:19.600 Okay. 24:19.700 --> 24:24.640 So I have the lowest basic phone service, which is $11.04 a month. 24:24.820 --> 24:25.140 Right. 24:26.100 --> 24:27.960 And my total bill is how much? 24:29.180 --> 24:35.360 I'm not exactly sure how much your total bill would be every month, but it's around $20.94 a month. 24:35.440 --> 24:36.040 So $21. 24:36.200 --> 24:39.360 So an $11 phone is costing me $21 a month. 24:39.520 --> 24:39.880 Right. 24:39.880 --> 24:40.180 Hmm. 24:41.080 --> 24:41.480 Okay. 24:41.760 --> 24:49.700 If I were to get rid of the phone completely, get rid of my phone service completely, is there still 911? 24:50.300 --> 24:54.000 Is it true that that's active on all phones in case of an emergency? 24:54.180 --> 24:57.280 Even if I don't have phone service, I can always pick up a phone and dial 911? 24:57.700 --> 24:58.160 Yes, sir. 24:58.420 --> 24:58.960 That is true. 24:58.960 --> 25:07.780 So if I just leave it plugged into the wall, but I were to cancel with you right now, which I'm not, but if I wanted to cancel, I would always have access to 911 in case of emergencies. 25:08.140 --> 25:08.560 Yes, sir. 25:08.920 --> 25:09.180 Okay. 25:09.340 --> 25:10.480 Thank you very much for your help. 25:10.520 --> 25:11.160 I appreciate it. 25:11.260 --> 25:11.760 You're welcome. 25:12.100 --> 25:12.380 Bye. 25:12.380 --> 25:16.660 So there you go. 25:16.880 --> 25:24.960 If you switch to a voice over IP, which does not have 911 service, you can still get 911 just by plugging a phone into the wall. 25:25.080 --> 25:26.420 You always have that. 25:27.640 --> 25:28.040 Okay. 25:28.240 --> 25:30.040 Now let's move on to something a little bit funnier. 25:30.580 --> 25:32.420 That was kind of informative, I guess. 25:32.420 --> 25:34.560 But let's move on to something that was a little bit more fun. 25:34.700 --> 25:41.780 And this is a recording of Lucky225 and I on a little freak odyssey that Lucky embarked upon. 25:42.300 --> 25:52.800 We were kind of talking and playing around on the phone and discovered something kind of interesting that if you were able to beep at the phone at the proper frequency, 25:52.960 --> 25:56.860 you could get the phone to think that you had put coins into the phone. 25:56.960 --> 25:59.600 So kind of voice red boxing, if you will. 25:59.600 --> 26:05.720 So we actually recorded this for episode 48, I believe it was. 26:06.200 --> 26:16.400 And this ended up hitting the cutting room floor for, well, we weren't sure if we should put it on that and kind of fits better in this telephonic craptacular episode 50 anyway. 26:16.720 --> 26:18.620 So take a listen to this. 26:18.680 --> 26:27.380 It might be in a couple parts here as I edited it together because Lucky had to do a little driving around to get to a payphone to try this. 26:27.380 --> 26:29.300 So take a listen and see what you think. 26:30.440 --> 26:30.600 All right. 26:30.660 --> 26:31.540 What do you want to do? 26:32.180 --> 26:39.120 Well, what I want to do is I want to go to a payphone and, you know, dial like a toll call and just when it asks for money, I'm going to do this. 26:43.320 --> 26:49.540 Dude, by the time you beep into the phone enough, you'll have used up your minute that you paid for with all those nickels. 26:50.100 --> 26:50.420 Right. 26:50.420 --> 26:52.300 But it would be so funny. 26:52.300 --> 27:00.300 It's going to come up with an error message that says, I know you're trying to cheat the phone because the phone doesn't hold that many nickels. 27:00.300 --> 27:03.220 Hold on. 27:03.260 --> 27:05.020 I'm going to see what the frequencies are on this. 27:05.020 --> 27:21.080 So this started off as a sound check and turned into a freak odyssey. 27:21.080 --> 27:46.060 That's pretty funny, dude. 27:46.060 --> 27:48.660 So it has to be between those two numbers? 27:49.400 --> 27:55.400 Well, the low tone is supposed to be 1,700 hertz. 27:55.980 --> 27:57.560 As you heard, it was 1,695. 27:58.020 --> 27:58.380 Right. 27:58.580 --> 28:00.580 It has to be a 5 hertz tolerance. 28:01.440 --> 28:01.660 Okay. 28:01.660 --> 28:05.200 The high tone is supposed to be 2,200 hertz. 28:05.760 --> 28:09.280 And apparently I was, what, 2,185 or something like that. 28:09.420 --> 28:09.600 Right. 28:09.700 --> 28:12.160 So that's what I was saying earlier about there's a lot of leeway. 28:12.340 --> 28:15.780 That's how much wiggle room you have as long as you're within those two parameters. 28:16.420 --> 28:16.760 Mm-hmm. 28:17.180 --> 28:19.800 Then it'll recognize it as a red tone, as a nickel. 28:20.540 --> 28:20.880 Yeah. 28:21.680 --> 28:22.800 I thought that was pretty funny. 28:22.800 --> 28:27.720 Is it? 28:28.360 --> 28:28.740 Damn it. 28:28.780 --> 28:31.440 Now I want to know if this is going to work out on the actual payphone or just on your 28:31.440 --> 28:32.440 little test line there. 28:32.700 --> 28:34.920 If you want, I'll drive down to a payphone and try it. 28:35.520 --> 28:37.100 Well, you're going to do it for your show, aren't you? 28:37.120 --> 28:37.960 I don't want to take that. 28:38.820 --> 28:39.980 That'll be funny for yours. 28:41.340 --> 28:42.060 No, no, no. 28:42.120 --> 28:44.280 I really don't intend on doing it for default radio. 28:44.420 --> 28:45.380 I usually sit at home. 28:45.460 --> 28:46.600 And right now I'm really bored. 28:46.720 --> 28:48.760 I will drive out to a payphone and try this. 28:49.240 --> 28:49.640 All right. 28:49.640 --> 28:51.040 Well, then, let's do this. 28:51.080 --> 28:52.400 How long does it take you to get to a payphone? 28:53.180 --> 28:55.540 It'll take me a couple minutes, man. 28:55.580 --> 28:56.720 I'll call you on my cell phone. 28:57.000 --> 29:05.260 When I go out to the payphone, I'll block the call locally to a long-distance number. 29:06.120 --> 29:11.060 And then I'll use my calling card off of that long-distance number to call you and throughout 29:11.060 --> 29:12.680 the show whenever it happens. 29:13.860 --> 29:14.860 No way. 29:15.260 --> 29:16.360 You really want to? 29:16.820 --> 29:17.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 29:17.960 --> 29:22.020 Uh, we can do it like that and you have to keep beeping through the whole show? 29:22.700 --> 29:22.900 Yeah. 29:23.840 --> 29:25.160 I want to do it through the whole show. 29:25.240 --> 29:26.120 I think it would be funny. 29:27.320 --> 29:27.840 All right. 29:28.060 --> 29:29.540 Dude, how much do you get for a nickel, though? 29:31.220 --> 29:31.760 What do you mean? 29:31.800 --> 29:33.220 How much time are you going to get for each nickel? 29:33.420 --> 29:38.600 Well, because it's going to be like a semi-local number, it's only going to ask for like 10 cents 29:38.600 --> 29:39.420 every three minutes. 29:41.900 --> 29:42.480 Oh, man. 29:42.520 --> 29:44.520 That's going to be a lot of beeping during this show, man. 29:45.140 --> 29:45.940 It's going to be funny, though. 29:45.940 --> 29:46.280 Come on. 29:46.280 --> 29:47.580 I'll call you. 29:48.320 --> 29:48.900 Oh, man. 29:48.980 --> 29:49.860 That'll be so funny. 29:50.260 --> 29:50.540 Yeah. 29:50.980 --> 29:51.840 You want to do that? 29:52.500 --> 29:53.120 Yeah, definitely. 29:54.360 --> 29:54.760 Um... 29:54.760 --> 29:55.800 Okay. 29:56.080 --> 29:56.360 All right. 29:56.740 --> 29:58.080 I'll be ready by the time you call. 29:58.160 --> 29:59.180 Just call the house when you get there. 30:00.640 --> 30:00.840 And... 30:00.840 --> 30:02.820 Dude, this is going to be a funny episode. 30:03.920 --> 30:04.280 All right. 30:04.300 --> 30:05.860 I'm going to go pay for the call. 30:06.140 --> 30:06.500 All right. 30:06.560 --> 30:06.740 Late. 30:07.680 --> 30:09.180 This is going to be pretty funny. 30:12.740 --> 30:13.100 Yo. 30:13.100 --> 30:13.220 Yo. 30:13.220 --> 30:14.900 Hold on a second. 30:14.980 --> 30:16.020 I'm watching this undercover. 30:17.660 --> 30:19.380 Making sure he leaves his parking lot. 30:19.460 --> 30:23.000 He's just sitting here, like, acting like, ooh, there's so many cars coming. 30:24.140 --> 30:24.500 Yeah. 30:24.640 --> 30:25.400 You can turn now. 30:26.100 --> 30:27.400 Get the fuck out of this parking lot. 30:28.240 --> 30:29.580 Why is he there in the first place? 30:30.200 --> 30:31.500 That's what I'm thinking, right? 30:32.180 --> 30:32.500 Yeah. 30:32.500 --> 30:33.300 I'm thinking about this. 30:33.360 --> 30:35.160 Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all. 30:36.260 --> 30:36.620 Yeah. 30:36.620 --> 30:41.280 We can do it for the fun of it, but maybe we shouldn't put this on. 30:41.840 --> 30:42.920 Totally your call, though. 30:43.460 --> 30:43.980 Hold on a second. 30:45.260 --> 30:45.820 It sucks. 30:46.640 --> 30:46.920 What? 30:47.000 --> 30:49.720 You know, we can't hear the other end of that, so all we hear is you going, beep! 30:49.720 --> 30:58.200 No, it sucks, because, uh, this particular phone still uses green box tones. 30:58.260 --> 30:59.120 I don't want to go back home. 30:59.400 --> 31:03.260 I'm not, uh, I can't do it with my voice. 31:03.380 --> 31:03.840 It didn't work. 31:04.720 --> 31:05.540 Actually, hold on. 31:06.020 --> 31:11.860 Let me, uh, let me see if I can do it with my voice, like, literally, without the recorder, 31:12.540 --> 31:12.820 first. 31:13.220 --> 31:13.560 Yeah. 31:13.560 --> 31:20.100 But this particular phone, uh, makes green box tones, and you can actually hear them. 31:20.160 --> 31:21.040 They're supposed to be muted. 31:22.440 --> 31:22.700 Huh. 31:23.280 --> 31:24.660 Have you not used this phone before? 31:25.940 --> 31:28.760 No, I have, but it's, like, it's different. 31:29.860 --> 31:31.740 Oh, now it didn't, now it muted it. 31:32.280 --> 31:33.460 I'm going to have to come back for that. 31:34.800 --> 31:35.720 Ah, that sucked. 31:36.580 --> 31:37.260 Oh, well. 31:38.660 --> 31:42.100 I'm going to go try it on this other phone, because there was, like, some guy standing behind 31:42.100 --> 31:42.300 me. 31:42.380 --> 31:43.020 It's a good point. 31:43.360 --> 31:45.840 Yeah, like I said, this might not be a good idea after all, but. 31:46.920 --> 31:50.380 I just want to know now, out of curiosity, if it actually will work or not. 31:52.480 --> 31:53.540 Yeah, see, that's what. 31:55.220 --> 31:59.020 This particular phone wasn't even recognizing my regular red box sound. 31:59.740 --> 32:01.360 That's what was pissing me off, so. 32:01.820 --> 32:06.220 I'm going to go try it down here, uh, where there's no business. 32:06.660 --> 32:09.940 So, no one's going to be using this phone or waiting to use it or anything. 32:09.940 --> 32:14.780 I want to know why there was an undercover cop there in the first place. 32:16.620 --> 32:17.820 Oh, I don't care. 32:18.220 --> 32:19.160 Are you sure it was? 32:21.160 --> 32:26.200 It might have been a taxi driver or some shit, but he didn't have any, he didn't have any 32:26.200 --> 32:29.180 taxi logos or anything, so that's kind of weird. 32:29.980 --> 32:31.560 It didn't have, uh, I don't know. 32:32.560 --> 32:34.780 It, he didn't have, like, exempt plates. 32:34.860 --> 32:36.100 He had regular plates. 32:37.860 --> 32:38.260 Hmm. 32:38.260 --> 32:44.220 But it was, like, a red-crowned dick with, uh, antennas all over it and, like, a pewter 32:44.220 --> 32:44.840 in the dash. 32:45.920 --> 32:47.400 Maybe it's just a war driver. 32:48.880 --> 32:49.200 Alright. 32:50.880 --> 32:51.740 Alright, now. 32:54.300 --> 32:55.360 Let me try this again. 32:56.480 --> 32:58.040 Oh, you gotta be shitting me. 32:58.620 --> 32:58.940 What? 32:59.120 --> 32:59.640 Out of order? 33:00.040 --> 33:00.620 This, no. 33:01.060 --> 33:01.360 Yeah. 33:01.720 --> 33:02.300 Oh, fuck. 33:02.640 --> 33:03.820 I can't dial on it. 33:05.160 --> 33:06.980 That is fucking, that's bullshit. 33:06.980 --> 33:08.300 What do you mean you can't dial on it? 33:09.260 --> 33:10.600 The dial pad's locked. 33:11.120 --> 33:14.960 It's, it's like one of those, uh, prevent drug deals or some shit. 33:17.780 --> 33:21.980 They stop the keypad from working after, uh, after certain hours. 33:21.980 --> 33:26.060 What the fuck good is a payphone when you can't use, oh, my God. 33:27.200 --> 33:29.020 Yeah, it's stupid, it's stupid. 33:29.100 --> 33:31.960 And then they complain that the payphones don't make any money and they take them out. 33:33.100 --> 33:33.460 Yeah. 33:34.000 --> 33:34.200 Yeah. 33:36.980 --> 33:40.400 Well, how are you gonna make any money if you take them out? 33:40.540 --> 33:41.000 Yeah, I know. 33:41.740 --> 33:42.000 Stupid. 33:44.420 --> 33:46.720 Utterly fucking stupid. 33:48.880 --> 33:50.140 Well, you got another one to try? 33:51.520 --> 33:51.840 Yeah. 33:53.000 --> 33:54.080 Across the street here. 33:55.200 --> 33:58.220 Um, but this one might have a little more business. 33:58.380 --> 33:59.920 That's why I'm kind of like, goddammit. 33:59.920 --> 34:03.640 Yeah, and that's another stupid reason to lock the tone, lock the keys on the other one. 34:03.700 --> 34:06.260 All people are gonna do is walk across the street to the other one. 34:06.640 --> 34:07.700 You're losing business. 34:09.700 --> 34:10.700 Yeah, it's stupid. 34:10.700 --> 34:16.200 Oh, look at this dumb motherfucker. 34:17.700 --> 34:20.300 I hate people who can't drive, they're fucking stupid. 34:20.700 --> 34:22.380 Don't use the drug dealer's phone, man. 34:22.420 --> 34:24.000 They get pissed off, they don't get their calls. 34:25.120 --> 34:26.800 Yeah, yeah, it was bullshit. 34:27.100 --> 34:30.320 This fucker behind me, like, just standing there waiting. 34:30.720 --> 34:31.520 I'm like, yeah? 34:32.000 --> 34:34.600 They'll be here for a while, you fucking little dick. 34:34.600 --> 34:40.520 Dude, if I hear gunshots, I don't want to be the last person you talk to before you die. 34:40.600 --> 34:41.200 That would suck. 34:44.640 --> 34:48.080 Oh, finally, they're, uh, getting in their goddamn car. 34:49.480 --> 34:50.600 The payphone. 34:54.120 --> 34:55.380 Oh, you're killing me. 34:55.780 --> 34:57.000 You're killing me, man. 35:00.300 --> 35:01.900 Seriously, man, it's a bitch. 35:01.900 --> 35:06.760 I hate fucking, I hate, like, doing shit on phones, like, in this area. 35:07.140 --> 35:11.080 Because then people are always, like, looking at you and shit, and they're like, uh, whatever. 35:11.760 --> 35:12.940 Alright, I'm parking now. 35:14.160 --> 35:16.360 Uh, good, good, good parking. 35:22.040 --> 35:23.760 Man, I gotta come out to Cali and visit. 35:25.080 --> 35:26.220 What the fuck did you do? 35:26.740 --> 35:30.000 You don't have no fucking phones locked out because of drug dealers down here. 35:31.900 --> 35:34.840 You know, kind of gay, huh? 35:35.040 --> 35:36.440 Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, man. 35:36.460 --> 35:36.900 I want to go. 35:38.360 --> 35:39.820 They got that shit in New York, too? 35:41.140 --> 35:43.720 Uh, yeah, I think they do, actually. 35:49.000 --> 35:51.140 All right, let's see if this shit works. 35:51.140 --> 35:57.780 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, hold on. 35:57.920 --> 35:59.280 You sound like a moron, dude. 35:59.300 --> 36:00.560 I can't hear the other voice. 36:01.700 --> 36:02.600 Beep, beep. 36:07.480 --> 36:08.280 Is it working? 36:09.080 --> 36:09.420 No. 36:09.900 --> 36:10.620 I'm getting an operator. 36:11.780 --> 36:13.340 Are you gonna beep at the operator? 36:14.000 --> 36:14.380 Yeah. 36:14.860 --> 36:15.220 Beep! 36:15.220 --> 36:16.960 I'm sorry, sir. 36:18.620 --> 36:20.060 But you have to deposit money. 36:20.140 --> 36:21.280 You can't beep at me. 36:21.280 --> 36:21.760 Okay. 36:27.180 --> 36:27.620 Uh. 36:29.700 --> 36:31.200 Come on, answer the phone. 36:31.460 --> 36:34.280 What the hell? 36:34.340 --> 36:35.500 She's not answering her phone. 36:37.480 --> 36:37.920 Hello? 36:37.920 --> 36:43.200 I just put it in $75. 36:47.760 --> 36:48.240 Uh. 36:48.600 --> 36:48.740 I. 36:49.280 --> 36:51.300 You want to get my money back then, or what? 36:54.520 --> 36:54.920 Yeah. 36:58.660 --> 36:59.780 It's a trap! 37:01.440 --> 37:02.300 All right, hold on. 37:05.000 --> 37:05.320 Fear. 37:06.940 --> 37:07.640 What happened? 37:07.920 --> 37:13.700 Damn it, I want to record the other end. 37:15.200 --> 37:15.980 I know, dude. 37:16.500 --> 37:18.180 I ain't playing that in the operator's ear. 37:20.740 --> 37:21.340 Bullshit, man. 37:23.620 --> 37:24.900 Hold on, I'm gonna beep at her. 37:28.080 --> 37:28.800 Hold on, all right. 37:29.600 --> 37:29.920 Beep. 37:31.680 --> 37:33.380 Sir, please stop beeping at me. 37:34.780 --> 37:35.140 Beep. 37:35.520 --> 37:36.580 Yeah, I'm just trying. 37:38.700 --> 37:38.860 Beep. 37:40.700 --> 37:41.200 Beep. 37:43.560 --> 37:43.780 What? 37:46.560 --> 37:48.300 He beeped at the operator. 37:52.580 --> 37:52.880 What? 37:54.560 --> 37:55.200 Did you get that? 37:58.720 --> 37:59.040 Beep. 37:59.600 --> 38:02.960 Oh, you beeped at the operator, dude. 38:03.060 --> 38:04.140 I'm so wrong. 38:04.900 --> 38:06.180 You like that, or what? 38:06.520 --> 38:07.360 Well, did you get that? 38:07.460 --> 38:07.620 No. 38:11.880 --> 38:12.980 It's pretty funny, dude. 38:13.740 --> 38:15.720 Damn it, I wish we could have heard her, though. 38:17.180 --> 38:18.320 Oh, damn it. 38:20.280 --> 38:23.860 Oh, we should bridge it somehow so we can hear the whole thing. 38:24.900 --> 38:25.560 Yeah, I know. 38:25.560 --> 38:27.920 Well, this is what I'm going to do, 38:28.560 --> 38:32.720 since I apparently can't even box with the real Redbox. 38:34.140 --> 38:36.420 What I'm going to do is, 38:37.500 --> 38:38.840 I'm going to go home, 38:39.460 --> 38:41.000 I'm going to pick up my pickup coil, 38:42.160 --> 38:45.500 and we're going to do some recordings at the payphone. 38:46.340 --> 38:46.980 Mm-hmm. 38:51.100 --> 38:52.180 That's really funny, man. 38:52.300 --> 38:54.180 We are not going to get this show recorded. 38:56.920 --> 38:58.500 It's almost 1.30, dude. 38:59.440 --> 39:00.220 Oh, fuck it. 39:00.220 --> 39:03.200 Okay, this guy is fucking, 39:04.480 --> 39:07.780 okay, there is someone else there that he's actually talking to. 39:08.300 --> 39:08.980 That's interesting. 39:09.660 --> 39:09.940 Hmm. 39:11.280 --> 39:11.920 Paranoid much? 39:12.100 --> 39:14.660 It looked like this guy was talking to himself, 39:14.820 --> 39:17.040 and then I realized there was a chick sitting down by him. 39:18.140 --> 39:18.960 Like, I was like, 39:19.020 --> 39:20.320 what the fuck is wrong with that dude? 39:20.320 --> 39:24.220 Ah, life in the big city. 39:25.180 --> 39:26.080 Ah, yes. 39:27.620 --> 39:27.960 Beep! 39:28.720 --> 39:29.240 Beep, beep! 39:29.920 --> 39:30.740 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! 39:31.000 --> 39:33.580 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! 39:34.220 --> 39:34.860 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 39:34.980 --> 39:35.920 You're looking at him, 39:35.940 --> 39:37.540 wondering who the hell he's talking to. 39:37.780 --> 39:38.760 He's looking at you, 39:38.900 --> 39:40.680 wondering what the fuck are you beeping at? 39:42.640 --> 39:44.700 Which one of y'all is a crazy motherfucker? 39:44.700 --> 40:01.280 Now, if you don't cut out, I'm just going to pick up the pickup coil and then start heading back there 40:01.280 --> 40:02.860 because I'm already at my house. 40:03.500 --> 40:06.480 Damn, how close? You must live right outside of the fucking ghetto, huh? 40:07.260 --> 40:08.000 Yep, yep. 40:10.820 --> 40:11.260 Hmm. 40:14.700 --> 40:20.820 Yeah, I'm already home, so if you don't cut out, then I'll just pick up the pickup coil and go right back over there. 40:21.100 --> 40:25.080 Yeah, I hear you. You're a little bit staticky, but it doesn't sound like it's going to drop. 40:25.960 --> 40:29.840 Yeah, well, right when I hit my house, it probably will. Are you there? 40:30.060 --> 40:30.660 Yeah, I'm here. 40:31.520 --> 40:37.440 Oh, wow. All right. Picking up the telephone, pickup coil, and, uh... 40:37.440 --> 40:38.820 You still in the house? 40:39.660 --> 40:40.060 Yes. 40:42.060 --> 40:44.200 Uh, shit. 40:44.700 --> 40:48.560 Hold on. I'm still trying to find the picture. 40:53.260 --> 40:54.640 Here's the payphone adventure. 40:59.320 --> 40:59.860 You there? 41:00.140 --> 41:00.780 Yeah, I'm here. 41:03.160 --> 41:05.180 Are you fearing the payphone adventure yet? 41:06.080 --> 41:07.380 Payphone what? You're breaking up. 41:08.380 --> 41:08.740 Adventures. 41:09.380 --> 41:09.700 Oh. 41:09.700 --> 41:14.000 Yeah. 41:14.800 --> 41:16.460 I'm gonna, uh... 41:16.460 --> 41:22.640 Drive back over there, and hopefully that fucking drug dealer will be off the phone right now so I can use his phone, and... 41:22.640 --> 41:24.060 I want to get some of this shit recorded. 41:24.860 --> 41:29.040 Say, excuse me, Mr. Drug Dealer, but could you step aside? I need to beep at the phone. 41:29.860 --> 41:30.500 Yeah, right? 41:30.500 --> 41:34.920 Hey, maybe, maybe you can teach him how to beep at the phone, too, and he'll give you some cash. 41:37.460 --> 41:38.100 All right. 41:39.540 --> 41:40.760 You'll have every drug... 41:40.760 --> 41:44.800 The word would get out, and every drug dealer in town would be walking around beeping at telephone. 41:45.460 --> 41:46.600 You start a whole... 41:46.600 --> 41:48.140 You start this whole new trend. 41:48.140 --> 41:52.540 I'm still recording all this shit, by the way. 41:53.220 --> 41:54.120 Oh, shut up. 41:54.300 --> 41:56.000 I'm serious. I never stopped it. 41:56.880 --> 41:57.240 Oh. 41:57.580 --> 42:00.160 I'm just gonna erase all this shit. I don't ever want to hear this again. 42:00.600 --> 42:01.500 No way, dude. 42:02.720 --> 42:04.640 We'll make a whole episode of Outtake. 42:04.740 --> 42:05.640 One big long... 42:05.640 --> 42:08.120 This is the freak adventure and freak disaster. 42:09.620 --> 42:10.560 Oh, my God. 42:11.340 --> 42:12.840 I don't ever want to hear this shit. 42:14.200 --> 42:15.400 All right, I'm turning left. 42:15.400 --> 42:15.460 All right. 42:18.140 --> 42:20.300 Hopefully, that fat fucker's off the phone. 42:22.260 --> 42:23.740 Fucking way gone by now. 42:25.120 --> 42:26.460 It's only been a couple minutes. 42:28.000 --> 42:29.740 Now, the fucker's still on the phone. 42:31.600 --> 42:32.960 Still doing shit, man. 42:34.060 --> 42:35.360 He needs to get the fuck out of there. 42:35.380 --> 42:36.800 Go stand up real close to him. 42:37.100 --> 42:39.560 Go stand up real close behind him and start beeping at him. 42:40.700 --> 42:41.100 Beep! 42:41.220 --> 42:45.320 Actually, it's a different fucker, so... 42:45.320 --> 42:47.680 Maybe that fucker will be off the phone in a couple minutes. 42:48.140 --> 42:52.260 Man, how can... 42:52.260 --> 42:55.140 I didn't know pay phones were so free and popular. 42:56.280 --> 42:57.060 Yeah, man. 42:57.140 --> 42:58.200 This is the fucking ghetto. 42:59.740 --> 43:00.100 Why? 43:01.260 --> 43:01.860 You know what? 43:02.040 --> 43:03.520 You know what I should do one time? 43:04.520 --> 43:05.900 Maybe we could do this for default. 43:06.040 --> 43:06.940 We'll do a payback. 43:07.000 --> 43:09.140 Maybe I can go to, um... 43:09.140 --> 43:11.100 It might be funny to film a whole episode. 43:11.340 --> 43:15.000 Like, I'll go to a pay phone in the mall or somewhere down here in the airport or something. 43:16.400 --> 43:18.760 And record the whole show from down... 43:18.760 --> 43:19.660 From somewhere stupid. 43:19.800 --> 43:20.340 Somewhere funny. 43:21.840 --> 43:22.560 Oh, man. 43:24.480 --> 43:25.200 Or not. 43:25.200 --> 43:27.020 Yeah. 43:27.600 --> 43:28.300 Sounded funny. 43:31.940 --> 43:33.720 Sorry, I was checking out this hot chick. 43:36.020 --> 43:37.900 Can't believe you have those in the ghetto, you know. 43:38.900 --> 43:45.320 Well, you gotta realize, here it's 1.30 and I'm thinking to myself, what hot chick's walking around at 1.30 a.m.? 43:45.320 --> 43:46.520 In the ghetto. 43:46.880 --> 43:48.260 In the ghetto on a Sunday night. 43:49.220 --> 43:50.200 She's a church girl. 43:51.260 --> 43:52.500 She coming home from church. 43:56.900 --> 44:00.300 Go back to the chicken shack or the taco shack or whatever it was. 44:01.160 --> 44:02.020 Del Taco? 44:02.280 --> 44:02.600 Yeah. 44:04.980 --> 44:05.980 Well... 44:05.980 --> 44:07.020 Take a hammer to it. 44:07.100 --> 44:08.120 It'll make them work. 44:08.820 --> 44:12.580 I need a tone dialer or something to fucking use on that phone. 44:12.800 --> 44:13.480 That's the thing. 44:13.480 --> 44:17.040 They locked the keypad, but the fucking, uh, the phone was unmuted. 44:18.920 --> 44:19.600 Beat that. 44:19.780 --> 44:21.460 Maybe you can beat the numbers somehow. 44:23.920 --> 44:25.380 1-800. 44:27.260 --> 44:27.920 All right. 44:29.140 --> 44:31.160 Uh, fucking idiots. 44:31.360 --> 44:33.640 If it's in the ghetto, you might have to speak Ebonics, though. 44:36.080 --> 44:38.720 Yo, motherfucking 1-800-100. 44:39.440 --> 44:41.860 So, a normal touchtone dialer wouldn't work. 44:41.860 --> 44:44.340 I'd actually have to be like, 1-800. 44:46.820 --> 44:48.420 1 motherfucking 800. 44:50.520 --> 44:51.480 1 motherfucker. 44:52.980 --> 44:54.160 4 to the 2. 44:55.220 --> 44:57.080 4 to the 2 to the 1. 44:58.300 --> 44:59.800 2 to the 1 to the 2. 45:02.300 --> 45:03.560 The 8-0-0. 45:03.560 --> 45:07.420 No, no, no, no, I'm motherfucking fine. 45:07.600 --> 45:08.040 Represent! 45:08.700 --> 45:09.380 Boy, what! 45:11.460 --> 45:11.940 Man. 45:12.420 --> 45:15.160 I'm driving in fucking circles waiting for this to get off the phone. 45:16.280 --> 45:16.540 Uh. 45:18.120 --> 45:20.140 All right, finally, that's off the fucking phone. 45:20.400 --> 45:22.100 Ha ha ha! 45:23.100 --> 45:23.560 Ha ha. 45:24.360 --> 45:25.280 Oh, man. 45:25.280 --> 45:29.620 It's what you get when you live out here in Cali, man. 45:29.700 --> 45:30.040 Seriously. 45:31.340 --> 45:32.920 Going back to Cali. 45:33.800 --> 45:35.340 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 45:37.220 --> 45:40.780 That's what I was singing when I, when I was, when I moved back to Cali. 45:40.840 --> 45:42.580 I was like, I'm going, going. 45:42.580 --> 45:45.560 Back to back. 45:47.240 --> 45:48.020 To the ghetto. 45:49.100 --> 45:50.460 Back to the ghetto. 45:51.740 --> 45:52.100 Yeah. 45:53.700 --> 45:54.060 All right. 45:54.880 --> 45:55.900 Let's record this shit. 45:57.420 --> 45:58.260 Oh, shit. 45:58.760 --> 45:59.380 Now what? 45:59.420 --> 46:00.720 Some piece of shit recorder. 46:01.820 --> 46:03.560 I hate, I pull two things at once. 46:05.040 --> 46:06.760 Fuck, I don't got any cash on me. 46:07.780 --> 46:09.000 Is the fucking McDonald's open? 46:09.220 --> 46:09.480 No. 46:10.160 --> 46:11.160 What do you need cash for? 46:12.120 --> 46:12.560 Huh? 46:12.760 --> 46:13.860 What do you need cash for? 46:15.700 --> 46:19.520 Uh, I was going to call my voicemail and deposit some coins and then record them. 46:19.760 --> 46:20.660 Ha ha ha. 46:22.560 --> 46:23.640 Ah, fuck. 46:25.920 --> 46:27.200 Boy, this is a mess. 46:28.760 --> 46:29.480 You there? 46:31.080 --> 46:31.560 Yes. 46:35.400 --> 46:36.580 What the fuck are you doing, right? 46:36.580 --> 46:37.520 Recording something. 46:39.220 --> 46:41.000 Hold on one second, listen to this shit. 46:42.000 --> 46:42.780 Hold on, damn it. 46:44.780 --> 46:45.760 Gail, let me tell you. 46:47.440 --> 46:48.580 Gail is on. 46:51.680 --> 46:54.480 Dude, there's some mad static or feedback or something. 46:54.480 --> 46:56.960 Yeah, I know, it doesn't, it's like, hold on. 47:02.560 --> 47:03.600 This is a test. 47:05.360 --> 47:07.080 Of the emergency broadcast system. 47:07.080 --> 47:10.500 I'm at a pay phone, 909-391-9275. 47:10.500 --> 47:12.540 I'm going to try to call it. 47:15.960 --> 47:19.440 I'm going to try calling a long distance number here. 47:19.440 --> 47:29.820 Apparently my beeping does not work. 47:29.820 --> 47:31.660 Beep. 47:31.660 --> 47:33.860 Beep. 47:33.860 --> 47:34.480 Uh. 47:41.480 --> 47:42.600 Track 111. 47:44.540 --> 47:46.140 However, it doesn't have to have a phone. 47:48.720 --> 47:50.960 Well, that would be servicing this long for an operator. 47:52.360 --> 47:53.060 Ring, ring. 47:54.700 --> 47:56.180 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. 47:56.740 --> 47:58.140 One ring-a-ding-a. 47:58.140 --> 47:59.400 They're getting money for this. 47:59.640 --> 48:00.460 It's 50 cents. 48:00.460 --> 48:01.820 Oh, I'm getting his rings. 48:04.360 --> 48:06.920 Answer your phone, directory assistance. 48:09.320 --> 48:11.620 Directory of the assistance. 48:13.460 --> 48:21.600 Of the, I need the listing for a number in a city that's in a state. 48:21.600 --> 48:28.060 And now you need to answer the frickin' phone before you finish. 48:30.460 --> 48:31.560 Some bullshit, man. 48:34.300 --> 48:38.180 Yeah, um, actually the city was going to be, uh, Las Vegas, Nevada. 48:39.220 --> 48:41.920 I'm looking for, uh, the number for directory assistance there. 48:41.920 --> 48:45.480 Uh, okay. 48:46.020 --> 48:48.880 Prefer, uh, director assistance in, uh, Las Vegas, Nevada. 48:53.720 --> 48:56.440 Uh, so if I'm in Nevada, I just dial 411? 48:57.480 --> 48:57.820 You sure? 48:57.820 --> 49:00.060 There are a different phone company out there. 49:01.960 --> 49:02.220 Mm-hmm. 49:02.640 --> 49:02.980 Really? 49:02.980 --> 49:06.820 I'll get Verizon when I'm in Sprintland. 49:11.020 --> 49:14.880 I was looking for, uh, the number for directory assistance in Las Vegas, Nevada. 49:19.660 --> 49:20.820 Alright, thank you very much, sir. 49:20.820 --> 49:25.680 Oh, I guess it is. 49:28.940 --> 49:29.340 Shit. 49:30.480 --> 49:33.440 My fuckin' cord got all tangled in this shit when I was recording. 49:33.840 --> 49:34.560 It's a fuckin' bitch. 49:36.520 --> 49:36.920 Ah. 49:37.920 --> 49:39.280 Yeah, I hate it when that happens. 49:40.120 --> 49:41.520 Yeah, it's a fuckin' bitch, man. 49:41.580 --> 49:41.900 Seriously. 49:42.440 --> 49:44.160 Tryin' to record a fuckin' phone call here. 49:45.400 --> 49:45.700 You know? 49:48.140 --> 49:49.240 Alright, hold on one second. 49:50.820 --> 49:54.180 I'll fuckin' play that shit back to you. 49:54.220 --> 49:54.820 It's funny as hell. 49:56.660 --> 49:57.020 Uh. 49:59.400 --> 49:59.920 You there? 50:00.400 --> 50:00.720 Yeah. 50:01.460 --> 50:02.560 Are you back in the car? 50:02.860 --> 50:03.100 Yeah. 50:03.760 --> 50:04.120 No. 50:05.860 --> 50:07.220 Oh, you gotta be shittin' me. 50:07.720 --> 50:08.080 What? 50:08.940 --> 50:10.340 Somehow that didn't get recorded. 50:12.780 --> 50:14.160 You're a noob! 50:15.620 --> 50:16.980 Oh, you gotta be shittin' me. 50:17.020 --> 50:17.600 Hold on one second. 50:17.680 --> 50:18.800 Let me pull in this parking lot. 50:18.800 --> 50:21.720 Oh, this is some fuckin' bullshit, man. 50:22.860 --> 50:23.160 You there? 50:23.660 --> 50:24.060 Yep. 50:25.780 --> 50:26.600 Yeah, I'm in the car. 50:28.380 --> 50:28.860 Yeah. 50:31.080 --> 50:35.280 Oh, my God. 50:36.580 --> 50:37.560 You blew it. 50:38.840 --> 50:40.140 Can you reach out my corner, please? 50:40.140 --> 50:42.280 I heard that. 50:42.840 --> 50:43.380 That's you. 50:43.560 --> 50:43.780 Yeah. 50:44.280 --> 50:44.900 Yeah, I know. 50:45.040 --> 50:45.260 I know. 50:46.200 --> 50:46.660 Hold on. 50:47.180 --> 50:49.220 Oh, I can't believe that didn't get recorded. 50:50.480 --> 50:50.840 Oh. 50:51.160 --> 50:53.720 That was the best fuckin' directory assistance call ever. 50:53.960 --> 50:54.160 Oh. 50:55.100 --> 50:56.620 And you didn't record it. 50:56.620 --> 51:03.280 The guy was all like, uh, yeah, we picked up over there in Las Vegas, too. 51:03.320 --> 51:04.100 I'm like, really? 51:04.320 --> 51:05.640 He's all, yes, really. 51:06.080 --> 51:12.300 I'm like, so when I'm out there in Sprintland, when I call 411, I'm gonna get a Verizon information 51:12.300 --> 51:12.840 operator. 51:13.300 --> 51:13.980 He's all, yes. 51:14.460 --> 51:15.420 Well, are you sure about that? 51:15.520 --> 51:16.440 He's all, yes, sir, I'm sure. 51:17.720 --> 51:18.120 Hmm. 51:18.960 --> 51:20.200 Man, I just kept pressuring him. 51:20.280 --> 51:22.720 He's all, I don't seem to understand what you want, sir. 51:22.920 --> 51:25.940 Like, uh, I want the number for directory assistance in Las Vegas, Nevada. 51:26.500 --> 51:27.580 So, uh, fine. 51:28.080 --> 51:30.140 702-5-1-2-1-2. 51:33.260 --> 51:33.820 That's great. 51:33.820 --> 51:34.540 Gee, thanks. 51:35.920 --> 51:36.360 All right. 51:36.800 --> 51:37.400 I'm back home. 51:37.820 --> 51:39.940 Dude, it's almost 2 a.m. now. 51:39.940 --> 51:44.860 Uh, that's bullcrap, huh? 51:44.860 --> 51:46.020 You're killing me, man. 51:46.120 --> 51:46.920 What do you want? 51:47.580 --> 51:48.020 Whatever. 51:49.040 --> 51:50.020 Whatever, I say. 51:50.640 --> 51:51.480 What the fuck? 51:52.160 --> 51:53.440 Um, I don't know. 51:53.480 --> 51:54.000 What the fuck? 51:54.640 --> 51:57.160 You're just bored tonight and you want something to do. 51:58.120 --> 51:59.900 So I have to entertain you. 52:00.640 --> 52:00.940 Yeah. 52:04.320 --> 52:05.940 Is there a problem with that? 52:06.360 --> 52:08.940 If you don't entertain me, I will resort to other... 52:09.940 --> 52:15.400 Uh, to other forms of entertainment that will leave me long cast out during the day. 52:16.320 --> 52:18.180 You're gonna go fucking out there with the... 52:18.180 --> 52:20.300 Hang out at the drug deal place? 52:23.000 --> 52:26.440 Hang out at the parking lot of the fucking 7-Eleven or wherever the hell you went? 52:28.480 --> 52:30.880 Actually, there is a 7-Eleven, like... 52:30.880 --> 52:33.940 Like, uh, two stores down or some shit. 52:34.460 --> 52:35.260 Oh, God. 52:36.040 --> 52:38.640 All right, let's record this fucking show, you douchebag. 52:38.640 --> 52:41.200 Dude, my phone's, like, dying now. 52:41.340 --> 52:42.780 Oh, come on! 52:43.420 --> 52:43.780 See? 52:45.020 --> 52:46.740 You put me on to make me stay up. 52:46.800 --> 52:47.540 It's almost 2. 52:47.600 --> 52:48.200 It'll be all... 52:48.200 --> 52:50.120 After 3 o'clock by the time we're done. 52:51.280 --> 52:52.320 All right, all right, all right. 52:52.380 --> 52:52.660 Hold on. 52:52.760 --> 52:54.040 I gotta call you back, seriously. 52:54.420 --> 52:55.260 My phone's about to die. 52:55.640 --> 52:56.360 All right, bye. 52:56.360 --> 52:56.400 Bye. 52:56.400 --> 53:06.360 And, after that freak odyssey, we commenced to recording episode 48 of Binary Revolution Radio. 53:07.180 --> 53:14.960 So, these are the kind of things you miss out on, the stuff that gets, uh, recorded sometimes, and, uh, usually never sees the light of day. 53:14.960 --> 53:18.020 But, in this case, we figured we'd share it because it made us laugh. 53:18.080 --> 53:19.600 We hope it, uh, made you laugh, too. 53:20.800 --> 53:28.280 So, speaking of laughing, as we come to the end of the show here, I thought we'd play a couple of, uh, submissions we had from our longtime friend Kleptic. 53:28.940 --> 53:32.940 Um, had a couple of prank calls, and, uh, hope you enjoy these. 53:33.000 --> 53:38.200 Uh, I'm not sure how many I'm gonna be able to fit in here, how much time we have on the show, but, uh, take a listen. 53:38.200 --> 54:08.180 Hi, um, my name is Bob Tarkish, and I have a serious computer. 54:08.200 --> 54:08.960 It's a problem. 54:09.400 --> 54:10.220 Can you hold on a minute? 54:10.340 --> 54:10.680 Sure. 54:23.740 --> 54:25.560 Oh, no, no, no, no. 54:34.160 --> 54:34.980 May I help you? 54:35.020 --> 54:35.680 This is Bernadette. 54:35.680 --> 54:41.880 Okay, Bernadette, my name is Bob Tarkish, and I have a serious computer problem. 54:43.660 --> 54:55.760 It seems that I have a virus, and when I open up my windows, a ghost appears, and he says boo, and he scares my children. 54:58.020 --> 55:01.220 I'm not sure how to get rid of it. 55:01.220 --> 55:11.920 But, you know, when you normally click on Norton Antivirus, well, rather than that triangle thing, the ghost from Super Mario Brothers pops up. 55:14.700 --> 55:15.940 I've never heard of that one. 55:16.320 --> 55:17.920 Yes, I don't know. 55:18.180 --> 55:22.260 Norton won't seem to take care of it should I bring my computer in. 55:22.260 --> 55:25.240 Yes, I'd have to see it. 55:25.520 --> 55:25.820 Okay. 55:26.320 --> 55:34.740 Also, I was wondering, do you sell those special brushes to clean out the keyboard? 55:34.740 --> 55:42.400 Um, we don't carry those in stock, but we can blow out the keyboard for you with the equipment we have. 55:42.800 --> 55:51.220 Oh, that would be lovely, because I have eaten plenty of stacks at my computer, and it's getting quite gummed up, you see. 55:51.860 --> 55:54.260 So, should I bring it in, then? 55:54.900 --> 55:55.280 Sure. 55:55.280 --> 55:57.040 All right, thank you very much. 55:57.100 --> 55:58.840 I will be bye later this afternoon. 55:59.480 --> 56:00.720 Okay, we're open until 5. 56:00.840 --> 56:01.800 All right, thank you. 56:02.040 --> 56:02.380 Thank you. 56:02.380 --> 56:02.640 Goodbye. 56:02.960 --> 56:03.280 Bye-bye. 56:05.900 --> 56:06.460 All right. 56:06.540 --> 56:07.600 Give me a number. 56:07.660 --> 56:08.640 Call, follow... 56:08.640 --> 56:16.020 Yeah. 56:16.020 --> 56:16.140 Yeah. 56:16.140 --> 56:16.220 Yeah. 56:25.280 --> 56:26.960 Thank you for choosing Alpina Wal-Mart. 56:27.060 --> 56:27.800 I have my direct to call. 56:28.060 --> 56:29.300 Sporting goods section, please. 56:29.500 --> 56:30.040 Sure, hello. 56:30.120 --> 56:31.220 Thank you, ma'am. 56:40.740 --> 56:41.700 Sporting goods, Ray. 56:41.940 --> 56:42.760 Oh, hello there, Ray. 56:42.780 --> 56:43.460 This is William. 56:43.940 --> 56:48.000 I am interested in, uh, possibly purchasing a trampoline. 56:48.500 --> 56:48.800 Uh-huh. 56:48.880 --> 56:50.880 For the spring and summer seasons. 56:51.560 --> 56:51.840 Uh-huh. 56:51.840 --> 56:56.200 Uh, so I was interested in what kind of the trampolines you had at the Wal-Mart today. 56:57.160 --> 56:58.000 Uh, let's see. 56:58.060 --> 56:59.560 I've got two of them in here. 56:59.960 --> 57:01.540 Let me see what the price on it is. 57:01.540 --> 57:01.820 Hold on. 57:03.000 --> 57:03.400 Okay. 57:03.400 --> 57:03.480 Okay. 57:21.840 --> 57:34.600 I have the NBF for $188. 57:34.920 --> 57:35.280 $188. 57:35.280 --> 57:36.480 How big is that trampoline? 57:36.620 --> 57:37.240 14 foot. 57:37.400 --> 57:38.260 14 feet? 57:38.800 --> 57:39.000 Yeah. 57:39.220 --> 57:39.600 Wow. 57:39.860 --> 57:41.940 You could fit all the Siberia on that trampoline there. 57:42.940 --> 57:46.000 So, uh, anyway, like, how tall is the trampoline? 57:46.000 --> 57:51.420 Uh, I believe they're about three foot off the ground or four foot off the ground. 57:51.620 --> 57:51.820 Only? 57:52.080 --> 57:52.260 Oh. 57:52.800 --> 57:56.980 Because me and my wife of 37 years, we're interested in purchasing a trampoline for our 57:56.980 --> 57:57.380 grandson. 57:57.680 --> 57:58.100 You understand? 57:58.520 --> 57:58.840 Uh-huh. 57:58.980 --> 58:03.040 Because, you know, he's getting to the age where he likes to jump around and on things 58:03.040 --> 58:03.460 and whatnot. 58:03.720 --> 58:03.880 You know? 58:03.960 --> 58:04.180 Yeah. 58:04.680 --> 58:07.620 So, we're interested in possibly purchasing a trampoline. 58:08.140 --> 58:08.500 You know? 58:08.900 --> 58:09.620 Well, we've got them. 58:09.840 --> 58:10.220 You got? 58:10.640 --> 58:12.520 That's excellent that you've got the trampolines. 58:12.860 --> 58:15.080 And they're 14 feet and what, is that the diameter? 58:15.080 --> 58:15.760 Yeah. 58:16.060 --> 58:18.380 The diameter is three or four feet off the ground. 58:18.720 --> 58:18.940 Right. 58:19.300 --> 58:20.060 Well, that's excellent. 58:20.280 --> 58:21.000 That's excellent there. 58:21.580 --> 58:26.260 Do you possibly think that maybe a trampoline would be good for a possible lovemaking for 58:26.260 --> 58:27.560 me and my wife of 37 years? 58:29.340 --> 58:30.260 Are you all through? 58:30.680 --> 58:30.940 What? 58:31.040 --> 58:31.260 No. 58:31.560 --> 58:32.960 I'm interested in knowing this. 58:33.800 --> 58:34.440 Good day, sir. 58:34.580 --> 58:38.560 Because me and my wife of 37 years like to have sexual experiences on the trampoline. 58:40.300 --> 58:41.180 Or you can hang out. 58:42.180 --> 58:45.140 Yeah, well, and, you know, who wouldn't be interested in that? 58:46.000 --> 58:49.460 But that is going to have to wrap up the show this week. 58:49.660 --> 58:55.840 Thank you for listening to the second telephonic craptacular, Binary Revolution, episode 50. 58:55.840 --> 59:00.600 Um, I'm sure there were some highlights and some lowlights mixed in there somewhere, but I 59:00.600 --> 59:02.360 guess I'll leave that up to you to determine. 59:02.640 --> 59:07.340 And we'll see you in 25 more episodes for the third craptacular. 59:07.440 --> 59:12.540 And we'll see you in two weeks for episode 52, which will be our one year anniversary. 59:12.800 --> 59:14.260 So look forward to that. 59:14.740 --> 59:18.200 Um, in the meantime, next week we'll come back to you with a regular episode. 59:18.200 --> 59:21.360 So until then, we will see you next week. 59:21.460 --> 59:24.540 Same hack time, same hack channel. 59:24.540 --> 59:39.940 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone. 59:40.660 --> 59:47.120 I've got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing, sing! 59:47.840 --> 59:50.580 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone. 59:50.580 --> 59:54.020 Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, donanophone 59:54.020 --> 59:58.860 It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches 59:58.860 --> 01:00:00.640 It's the best, beats the rest 01:00:00.640 --> 01:00:02.600 Cellular, modular, interactive, modular 01:00:02.600 --> 01:00:05.260 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone 01:00:05.260 --> 01:00:09.380 Ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, banana phone 01:00:09.380 --> 01:00:13.220 It's no baloney, it ain't a phony 01:00:13.220 --> 01:00:16.020 My cellular, bananular phone 01:00:16.020 --> 01:00:19.180 Don't need quarters, don't need dimes 01:00:19.180 --> 01:00:20.620 To call a friend of mine 01:00:20.620 --> 01:00:22.680 Don't need computer or TV 01:00:22.680 --> 01:00:24.380 To have a real good time 01:00:24.380 --> 01:00:26.500 I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cabot 01:00:26.500 --> 01:00:28.240 I'll call the warehouse, have a chat 01:00:28.240 --> 01:00:30.060 I'll place a call around the world 01:00:30.060 --> 01:00:32.240 Operator, get me, Beijing, ding, ding, ding 01:00:32.240 --> 01:00:35.540 Yeah 01:00:35.540 --> 01:00:46.620 Play that way 01:00:46.620 --> 01:01:03.800 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone 01:01:03.800 --> 01:01:07.440 Ying, yang, ying, yang, ying, yang, ying, banana phone 01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:10.140 It's a real life mama and papa phone 01:01:10.140 --> 01:01:11.920 A brother and sister and a dog a phone 01:01:11.920 --> 01:01:14.580 And a grandpa phone and a grandma phone, too 01:01:14.580 --> 01:01:15.320 Oh yeah 01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:18.300 My cellular, bananular phone 01:01:18.300 --> 01:01:21.520 Banana phone, ring, ring, ring 01:01:21.520 --> 01:01:22.660 It's a phone with appeal 01:01:22.660 --> 01:01:25.080 Banana phone, ring, ring, ring 01:01:25.080 --> 01:01:26.580 Now you can have your phone and eat it, too 01:01:26.580 --> 01:01:29.660 Banana phone, ring, ring, ring, this song drives me 01:01:29.660 --> 01:01:32.440 Banana, banana phone, ring, ring, ring 01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:49.100 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone 01:01:49.100 --> 01:01:53.100 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone 01:01:53.100 --> 01:01:57.300 I've got this feeling, so appealing 01:01:57.300 --> 01:02:00.500 For us to get together and sing, sing 01:02:00.500 --> 01:02:04.000 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone 01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:07.680 Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, ding, do-nana phone 01:02:07.680 --> 01:02:10.520 It grows in bunches 01:02:10.520 --> 01:02:12.180 I've got my hunches 01:02:12.180 --> 01:02:13.960 It's the best, beats the rest 01:02:13.960 --> 01:02:15.920 Cellular, modular, interactive, modular 01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:18.600 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone 01:02:18.600 --> 01:02:22.960 Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, banana phone 01:02:22.960 --> 01:02:26.560 It's no baloney, it ain't a phony 01:02:26.560 --> 01:02:29.420 My cellular, bananular phone 01:02:29.420 --> 01:02:33.960 Don't need quarters, don't need dimes to call a friend of mine 01:02:33.960 --> 01:02:37.720 Don't need computer or TV to have a real good time 01:02:37.720 --> 01:02:39.760 I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat 01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:41.580 I'll call the warehouse, have a chat 01:02:41.580 --> 01:02:43.400 I'll place a call around the world 01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:45.440 Operator, get me, Beijing, Beijing, Beijing 01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:48.760 Yeah! 01:02:52.960 --> 01:03:00.080 Lay that ring 01:03:00.080 --> 01:03:16.220 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring 01:03:16.220 --> 01:03:17.200 Banana phone 01:03:18.080 --> 01:03:19.820 Ying, yang, ying, yang, ying, yang, ying 01:03:19.820 --> 01:03:21.180 Banana phone 01:03:21.180 --> 01:03:23.480 It's a real life mama and papa phone 01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:25.240 A brother and sister and a dog a phone 01:03:25.240 --> 01:03:27.940 A grandpa phone and a grandma phone too 01:03:27.940 --> 01:03:31.540 Oh yeah, my cellular, bananular phone 01:03:31.540 --> 01:03:34.880 Banana phone, ring, ring, ring 01:03:34.880 --> 01:03:36.000 It's a phone with a peel 01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:38.440 Banana phone, ring, ring, ring 01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:39.900 Now you can have your phone and eat it too 01:03:39.900 --> 01:03:42.060 Banana phone, ring, ring, ring 01:03:42.060 --> 01:03:43.000 This song drives me 01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:45.840 Banana, banana phone, ring, ring, ring 01:03:45.840 --> 01:03:48.520 Boop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop