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This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers, to the hackers and the crackers.

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I see in binary, I speak source code, step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you

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in a fag pose.

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In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho, cause I'm riding the net in my six foe.

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I was a dick with my 56, now with my cable I'm able to get that stable.

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On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo, on the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm

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a hero.

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In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dream caps.

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You need some ISO?

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Let me do my hard drive rifle, our exchange you could never stifle.

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In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug, I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between

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Un and Jay-Z.

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Your CG, it's all gonna be free, whether we take it by force or we take it nicely.

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You feel that rattling in bones?

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When I tell you we just hacked out Jones?

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And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back, cause I am he who loves to hack and crack.

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Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack.

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This is dedicated to the hackers and the crew.

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Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, RAMs, SIFs, SIFs.

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This is dedicated to the hackers and the crack.

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NASDAQ, we're on.

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Oh man, excuse me.

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Oh, that's nasty stuff.

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Oh Jesus Christ, put on some clothes.

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Oh, wait a minute, what time is it?

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Oh my gosh, it's show time?

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Are we going?

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Oh man.

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Well, I'll tell you what, why don't you introduce everybody to the show and the date and everything

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and let me get a big swig of this nice, ice cold two liter Dr. Pepper.

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Real hackers don't drink Dr. Pepper.

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Mm-mm.

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Mm-mm-mm-mm.

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Hello everybody and welcome to Bin Riv Radio number, what is it, 89?

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I have no idea.

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89.

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Airing on March 29th, 2005.

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I'm your host, Black Ratchet, and with me today is my co-host, Stank Dog.

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Hey, hey.

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How you doing, Stank Dog?

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Hey-o!

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No, I can get used to this, you know.

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Yeah, it's fine.

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Nice coffee chair, you know.

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Hey, we're going to go with this.

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We're going to stick, we're going to go with this the whole, we're going to keep going.

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Just like this.

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Oh God, I'm going to.

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Did we mention that it was March 29th, 2005?

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I think so.

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Episode 89.

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Oh, I was right on that.

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Wait, what are you, no, no, no, Coke?

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Real hackers drink Coke?

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Come on.

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Real hackers drink Coke, and if necessary, either going up to Mountain Dew or Jolt Cola,

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they need extra caffeine.

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Oh, can you be any more cliche than Jolt Cola?

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Come on, Jolt Cola.

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What is this, I mean?

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All the sugar and twice the caffeine.

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Yeah, right.

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I thought actually, but.

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I like Jolt Cola, it's really nice, you know, you can make a few good.

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Well, of course, everybody knows that I'm a nice Southern-style sweet iced tea guy myself.

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However, if I'm drinking soft drinks, which I don't do a lot, but if I've got to drink

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soft drink, I've got to go with the Dr. Pepper.

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I have an occasional Mountain Dew.

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I have a nice mint juke.

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A Mountain Dew Code Red is pretty good sometimes.

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I tried the orange.

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I've never tried that, to be honest with you.

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The Code Red's good.

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I tried the orange stuff, and that was nasty.

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Actually, no, one of my friends from college is absolutely swore by the orange stuff, and

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I just looked at him like he had eight heads.

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Yeah, I.

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Of course, I usually look at him like that, but.

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Did he have eight heads?

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No.

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Okay.

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The orange stuff, I tried it.

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It was okay.

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I mean, it was tolerable, but I just didn't care for it.

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But I also tried this, I think they got a grape one out or something.

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Hmm.

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I, it was just, it might have been 7-Up.

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No, no, what was that pitch black that they had or something?

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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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Who made that, that pitch black?

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That was Mountain Dew.

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That was Mountain Dew.

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That was god-awful.

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Of course, we're probably going to get like, you know, 10 emails, like, a Miami Mux, like,

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and after the show, they're saying, dude, that was Pepsi, what are you talking about?

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Yeah, that's right, well, they'll correct me.

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Actually, technically, you know, Pepsi makes Mountain Dew.

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True, it's bottled by the same, yeah, it's all the same company.

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Yeah, which is always good because, you know, when I.

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That pitch black stuff, though, was just, like, I thought I was drinking rat poison.

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It was, like, liquid poison.

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Oh, man, wait a minute, you know what else?

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We should be worried more about getting sued than we should about hate mail.

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Why?

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We can, we can, we can express our opinions of certain soft drinks.

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Yeah, I guess that, yeah, these, all these opinions are, are just that, our opinions and

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do not reflect.

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Our personal opinions.

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And Pepsi doesn't put, you know, uh, uh, rat poison in their, you know, uh, great pitch

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black Mountain Dew.

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Right, exactly, it just tastes that way.

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Oh, but if Dr. Pepper wants to hook me up with a free lifetime subscription, or whatever

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you call it, free lifetime supply, I'm all over that.

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Yeah, never, never, never like Dr. Pepper.

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That's, that's like, you know, that's strictly a straight south of the Basin Dixon line.

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Oh, man, that's good stuff.

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Uh, and, um, Big Red, that's another southern, southern drink.

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I never cared for that one much, though.

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Dude, they, they actually, there's a, there's a drink theme, Big Red?

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Yeah.

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What other big?

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I don't even know there's a gum.

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Huh.

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Uh, yeah, there's the gum, but I guess there's a soft drink I never really thought about,

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and they're not the same.

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Is this, wait, is this a show about hacking, or is this a show about soft drinks?

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Dude, soft drinks are integral to the hacking culture.

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You know what, that is true.

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That is true, I am, I am hereby declaring this appropriate conversation, however, I think

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we should probably move on.

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In rep, episode 89, the soft drink spectacular.

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That'll be our main topic for the night, soft drinks.

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Actually, you know what, the other kick that everybody's on these days with the Gleason

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in the hacking community is because they want that caffeine rush and that energy and all

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that is those energy drinks, and I've tried, yeah, I tried two of them.

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I tried the one called, um, oh, what was that very first one that was real popular?

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It's still real popular.

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It comes in a little can.

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It's Red Bull.

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Red Bull.

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That doesn't give you wings.

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That gives you a third nipple on your asshole or something.

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That's nasty stuff.

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Well, I got to give props for Red Bull for doing the first cartoon boobies on TV.

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They did?

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Yeah, in one of their commercials featured cartoon boobies.

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Nice.

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I distinctly remember remarking to myself, all right, cartoon boobies, because soon there'll

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be real boobies.

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We have advanced as a civilization.

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Yes, I am strictly, I am pro-boobs.

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Well, who isn't?

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No.

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Don't have to censor me on all these people on these radio stations that play this episode.

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And the other one that's popular called Balls, B-A-W-L-S.

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I can't stand that stuff.

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I can't drink any of those energy drinks.

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Oddly, it's like a car accident.

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I can't look away, but, you know, it just draws me into it.

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I know it's horrible, but I really just want to try it.

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Yeah, I mean, it's not that I, like I said, I tried them and I just couldn't, it didn't

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do much for me.

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Maybe because I'm like constantly full of energy anyway, and I'm bouncing off the walls anyway,

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I don't really need any extra.

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I've actually turned away from the soft drink type for my caffeine delivery system.

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I've gone over to coffee.

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Oh man, that's good radio right there.

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Oh, coughed right into it that time.

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That was a really good one.

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If I was really talented, I'd fart into my phone right now.

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Oh man.

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Well, no one's ever accused you of being really talented.

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Oh, ba-dum-bum-ching.

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I have fans.

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I don't know why they like me, but, you know, I was talking to, uh...

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They're fake.

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I send them all.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Jeez.

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Someone I am to get's like, yeah, I like you.

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And I'm like, me?

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Ah.

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Alright.

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Alright.

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I completely forget who it was, but, yeah, thank you.

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Oh, yeah.

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I know he listens to the radio show.

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And, um, actually, I gotta say, since I have a little opportunity here to stand on the soapbox for a moment, I have been recording this show the same way since episode one.

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Ghetto style.

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Old school ghetto hacking.

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Whatever it takes to get the job done.

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And I get a lot of people email me, and I appreciate it.

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Don't get me wrong.

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I appreciate people's suggestions and inputs and stuff like this, but this is one thing I really don't foresee changing anytime soon, and that's the way that we do the show.

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And you can go back and listen to episode, like, six or something, where we gave a rundown on how to do it.

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And I know a lot of other shows use Skype.

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I know a lot of other shows have sound boards and all these other things, and they sound great.

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Don't get me wrong.

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They also are great shows.

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It's just not my style.

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I've always liked the reality aspect of this.

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We're doing this old school, seriously.

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This is just not two turntables and a microphone, but two MCs and a microphone, I guess.

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And I don't have anything fancy, and I understand people are saying, oh, you should go directly to your line in on your sound card, or you should use Skype, or you should tap directly into your VoIP line.

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No.

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I mean, I like this because I want people to know.

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Clear my throat on the microphone.

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I want people to know this is real.

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This is in my house.

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At any moment, my cat may go ape shit and go crawling across the room.

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I don't know if anybody remembers that.

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That was a funny story.

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That actually happened on the air one time.

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My cat decided to chew into one of the power cables to one of the computers under there, and all of a sudden I heard this, and the cat took off across the room and launched across and bumped the microphone and everything.

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That's good radio.

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That's reality.

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That's old school, man.

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Exactly.

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And in supporting your old school endeavors, I am talking on a phone that was made in 1965.

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You know what?

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And it probably works infinitely better than any phone you could go buy off the shelf at Best Buy right now.

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I love the audio fidelity on this phone.

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Best lie.

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This is my primary phone that sits right next to my computer.

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For those of you playing at home, it's a Western Electric trim line, type A, made in October 1965.

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And if I flip it over, it says Bell Assistant Property, not for sale.

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But I did buy it from somebody.

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Sweet.

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Sweet.

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All right, well, I guess...

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I have a photo of it on my webpage, but, you know...

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Yeah, yeah, you're going to have to put a picture of it up now, and we'll link to it from the show notes.

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Let's actually get into our normal format here and quit bullshitting.

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I'm also going back to using some foul language.

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I'm going to still keep it somewhat in line, but you know what?

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Fuck it.

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Hey, Sank.

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Yes, sir.

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Fuck you.

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Yeah, back at you, bitch.

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Isn't that?

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Asshole.

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That's kind of funny, isn't it?

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You know, if we ever get on the real radio, it's just going to be like this long beep all through the entire show.

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Yeah, I know.

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The people that take our show and rebroadcast it on FM, they do have to edit out the bad words, and, boy, some episodes are worse than others, yeah.

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Some episodes are much, much worse than others.

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But whatever.

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All right, so let's see.

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So let's go into our normal segment here.

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We're going to open up and do some housekeeping stuff, because we do have some cool things to announce.

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If anybody hasn't noticed already, we've made some changes to the radio pages, radio.binrev.com.

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Nick84, well, of course Nick84 has been working on DDP Hack Radio all this time.

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And one of the things that we've been doing is incorporating good podcasting feeds.

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We have an XML feed that doubles as not only podcasting, but it also sends, carries the show notes and things like that.

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You can actually use it as a basic XML feed and syndicate it to whatever site you want to.

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So since we were already doing that, the next phase of that was to incorporate all that information, including the show notes, the hosts, et cetera, et cetera,

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since we already did put those in the database, to use that information to start building a dynamic archive.

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Because in the past, the archive has been done in HTML, and it would have to wait until I got home a couple nights of the week if I had time to sit down and update those pages.

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And I even mentioned before that the fastest way to get it was through the podcast.

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And then eventually, a couple days later, I would put it up for download on the HTML page when I got time to edit it.

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But, well, not anymore.

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From now on, it's going to hit the podcast at the same time it hits the archive.

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I'm going to do it in one place.

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All the data goes in the same spot.

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The show notes might not be immediately available, obviously, since it was just released.

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But we'll go back in and add those as soon as we can.

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So it's cool that you will be able to get it all at the same time, no matter where you look at it.

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That's a very cool step forward.

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And related to that, we've also created, when I say we, of course, I mean Nick84, has also created a dynamic schedule.

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So the schedule in the past has some shows will come and go, and some shows will leave the station, etc., etc., for whatever reason.

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And it would take me the same thing.

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It would take me whatever time for me to set aside to edit that schedule page to reflect any changes, new shows, removed shows, etc.

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So now Nick has created a PHP dynamic schedule that will actually pull the database to see what is scheduled to play.

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So only those shows that are created will show up on there.

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So you can depend on that schedule a little bit better now.

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So shouts to Nick84 for that.

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Very good things.

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And we've got a couple other things coming along along those same lines.

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And DDP Hack Radio is very, very much coming together now.

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It's gotten much more reliable.

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We've added a lot of error checking.

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We haven't had any problems like were reported in the past.

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And we have checked with our other broadcasters.

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So I'm beginning to think that if there ever was a problem, it seems to be fixed now.

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So I haven't had any reports of any problems in quite some time.

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So it's coming together very well.

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And as soon as we add these last couple features in, it's probably open source time to really take this up to the next level.

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It's almost like we know what you're doing.

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Almost.

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Not quite.

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I don't want to fool any.

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You can change pronouns halfway through that.

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It's almost like you know what you're doing.

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There we go.

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It sounds better.

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No, no, no.

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I don't have a clue what I'm doing ever.

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You're trying to give me a reputation of some kind there.

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I've got to be the clueless radio guy.

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You know I've got to keep that up.

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Anyway, how about some e-mail?

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You know I've got to be the clueless radio at the red dot com.

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All right, e-mail number one this week.

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I love that song.

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Yeah, isn't it?

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Kind of da-da-da.

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Yeah, that's good stuff.

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Our first e-mail this week comes from Kotrin, who was nice enough to give us a pronunciation key.

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Yay, Kotrin!

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Kotrin says,

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Hey, I was just e-mailing to tell you, as so many others have, that I love the radio show and Hack TV.

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Listening to your radio show has taken place of my music playlist that is usually playing on my computer 24-7.

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Hack TV was great, and I'm waiting for episode two.

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Through your site, I got linked to Rant TV, which is one of my favorite things to watch nowadays.

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It's a battle between Binrev Radio and Rant TV for me.

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I was e-mailing to ask when a new Binrev magazine would be coming out.

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Been waiting for that one.

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If you can e-mail and answer or reply via the radio show, whatever works.

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Thanks for your time.

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All right, Kotrin, thank you for the e-mail.

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And actually, I put yours at the opening of the show today for a particular reason,

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because I do have a little bit of news on the magazine.

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Long, long, long overdue news.

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I did touch base with Logan 5.

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We've made some phone calls and bounced some e-mails back and forth.

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And the current status is that he has laid out all of the articles that I sent him,

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which is probably 60% of the magazine or thereabouts.

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And I've sent him a couple more.

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And if he gets those, when he gets those laid out, it'll probably be about 80% done.

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So we'll have to do the cover and fill in a few other things.

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So we are about 60% done now.

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Just to give a ballpark estimate, what does that mean as far as how much longer?

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It's still a month or two away at least.

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So don't get your hopes too much up.

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However, we will post on the front of Binrev.com, obviously, when the magazine is available.

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And put it up as soon as possible.

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And as soon as I get some printed as well.

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I have to wait until I get them physically in my hands before we will put them up on the website.

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And as far as Rant TV, I know you didn't mean this to say we're competing or anything,

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but Binrev Radio and Rant TV, I mean, Binary Revolution Radio has been on Rant Radio from day one.

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So it's definitely not a competition issue.

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And Rant TV, of course, carries Hack TV among a bunch of other great shows.

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We love the Rant Radio.

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Yes, we very much have a good relationship with Rant Radio.

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Rant Media, I guess, is the proper term.

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We love Rant Media.

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Rant between the radio and the TV.

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And they have a zine that they put out over there.

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So they're covering a lot of media themselves, kind of like us.

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I didn't know they had a magazine.

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Yes, well, they have an e-zine.

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E-zine.

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E-zine.

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And actually, our very own Dual Parallel has been published in that e-zine.

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Oh.

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Yes.

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I was not aware of that.

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Yep.

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Okay.

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Letter number two.

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We need to steal some David Letterman.

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Letter number two.

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Paul, letter number two.

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Letter number two.

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I'm going to take that clip out and use it in every show from now on.

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How about that?

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Sounds good to me.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Email number two this week comes from Plastek.

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Plastek.

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P-L-A-S-T-E-K.

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Plastek.

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Who says, I'm not sure when this show aired.

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It was a replay at 824 Central Standard Time, AM Tuesday.

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Yeah.

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Unfortunately, it's kind of impossible to tell.

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What are you doing up at that time?

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Well, I guess, you know, you could be at school.

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Yeah.

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824 Central Standard.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Ah.

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Yeah.

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Who knows?

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Or technically, he could be still awake from the night before.

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Exactly.

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That's really what I was thinking, probably.

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I'm trying to translate that through time zones, and yeah.

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That would be 924 ESG.

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924 Eastern?

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Oh, man.

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That's four.

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Or 224 Zulu.

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I would probably be on my way to work about that time, or just getting into work.

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I would be just waiting for the bus.

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Public transportation sucks.

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Hey, yeah.

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Can you sleep in your car on the way to work?

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I don't think so.

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Well, I could.

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It wouldn't be helpful for others.

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It wouldn't be safe for other people, but...

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Get on the bus at 830.

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I don't think I see 835 until I sleep all the way into Boston.

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How do you wake up to know when you're where you need to be?

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Technically, they have to kick me off the bus, but I'm just really good like that.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Well, let's see.

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So Plastic goes on to say...

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I was saying, I don't know which particular episode that was.

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The way we've got the rotation set up now is it plays the last around 8 or 10 episodes.

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I go through once in a while and trim off some of the older ones.

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It plays the last 10 or so episodes, so I don't know exactly which one.

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But let's see if we can figure it out.

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I just wanted to comment on you trashing your telephone service and the comment you made.

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I totally agree.

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Bell South has a lot of complete morons working for them that handle public issues as well

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as customer support.

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I'm a switchman.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you'll be wrong.

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They've got some good people, too.

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Some that are very good friends of mine, however.

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But the vast majority of them are, yeah, not real.

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They put people in positions that they really shouldn't be in, especially with tech support,

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customer support.

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Let's see.

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He says...

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I assume it's a he.

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I had dial-up with them temp a year or so ago.

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Temp?

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Okay.

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Temporarily, I guess?

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I guess.

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Temporarily a year or so ago?

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Yeah.

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I had a lot of problems with the primary and secondary DNS servers.

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Heh.

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Did I just read that line?

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Heh?

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H-E-H.

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Yeah.

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I just read that out loud, didn't I?

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Yeah.

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That should have been the sentence I skipped over.

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Well, technically, you could have said, I had lots of problems with the primary and

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secondary DNS servers.

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Hmm.

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Okay.

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When you call and ask for help, they tell me...

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When you call, they tell me?

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That's not proper.

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When I call and ask for help, they tell me...

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Quick, call Strom.

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You don't...

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Did I just hear an AOL bling in the background?

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Yes, that was my cell phone.

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Oh!

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You, uh...

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I'm scary.

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Oh, no.

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Put him...

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Make him say something funny on the air.

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Uh, let's see.

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When I call and ask for help, they tell me, quote, you don't need to set up your DNS.

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We do it for you.

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I tried over and over to explain to them this was not so.

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Finally, after losing my temper, I get, quote, senior tech.

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And he told me my DNS is in AOL as well.

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The problem was, if you are wondering, I was not on Windows.

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And no matter how many times I tried to explain this to them, they kept trying to get me to

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run the internet connection wizard.

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You're not listening to me.

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I use Red Hat Lennox.

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There is no internet connection wizard.

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Hey, I almost added a bad word there instead of taking them away.

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Yeah.

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Well, you said this was a swearing episode.

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Yeah, I was.

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And I'd just like to make the comment that, you know, the parents of senior tech, they must have

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really hated him to name them that.

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Yeah, I know.

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That's...

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You'd think, like, they'd shoot higher, like, doctor or heart surgeon.

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But no, they went with...

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Why don't you just name the kid Punch Me?

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Yeah, senior tech.

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I mean, jeez.

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Talk about setting your sights high.

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Jeez.

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Anyway, actually, just wanted to say, enjoy the show.

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Some better than others, but that's anywhere.

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Enjoy Hack TV also.

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Keep up the good fight.

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Okay.

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Plastech.

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Thank you very much.

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I'm raising my fist in, like, some type of hacker power movement type of...

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Power to the people!

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Isn't that true?

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And you know what?

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And he also made something else that I wish...

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If people are going to diss the show or say something bad about the show, which he did

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not exactly, but, I mean, he was honest.

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That's an honest statement to me.

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He enjoys the show, some better than others.

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I feel the same way.

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I like a lot of shows out there, some better than others.

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There's nothing wrong with saying that.

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I don't take any offense to that whatsoever.

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This is probably not one of the better ones.

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I guess that remains to be seen.

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Let's see how we pull this out.

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Unless we let you know, dude, I bet this will turn out to be, like, the best BinRev

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episode ever where we just, like, start talking about soda.

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I was going to say, we opened up spending, like, ten minutes talking about soda and energy

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drinks and stuff, but, you know what?

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Maybe people like us just being silly, being funny sometimes.

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Hey, I need it once in a while, alright?

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I'm stressed.

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Give me a fucking break.

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So, anyway, yeah, I...

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First of all, the funny thing is it's hard enough just to get a senior technician on the

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phone, because they're taught to, I mean, like, if you ever try, you can call and immediately

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say, yeah, I want to talk to a senior technician.

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They always, they're trained and taught to say, well, is there something I can help you

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with first, sir?

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Let me try to help you.

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Maybe we should do this first.

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They're trained to not let you do that easily.

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They're trained to stall and try to solve the problem and not transmit up to the senior

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tech.

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So, just getting one on the line.

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The theory tells us that his brothel copter is out of gas, unfortunately.

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His what?

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His brothel copter.

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Okay.

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R-O-F-L.

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And Not Theory is absolutely our third co-host on the show tonight.

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And he's about to pwn the Incredibles.

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He means watch it with his girlfriend.

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Is that still in theaters?

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Oh, he's going to watch it at home on the DVD.

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On DVD, man.

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DVD.

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Oh, I bought the Incredibles on DVD.

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It's good stuff.

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I need to buy it.

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I buy an occasional DVD.

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I don't care.

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I have a good DVD collection.

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And actually, the best thing on there, by the way, another tangent.

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Boy, this is like the most non-tech show ever.

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There's a short on there.

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I forget the name of it.

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Jack Jack Attack.

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No, no, no.

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That sucked.

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That was...

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Oh, the...

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Oh, shoot.

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The sheep dancing in the...

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The one that tops off the show?

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I don't remember that.

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I think it was on the second disc with the sheep and the jackalope bouncing.

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The jackalope.

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Yeah, that was awesome.

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Oh, if you watched it in the theaters, it preceded the actual feature.

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Oh, I didn't see it in the theaters.

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I don't actually own the DVD yet.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, yeah, that was on the second DVD.

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And that was awesome.

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That was so, so cool.

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Apparently not cool enough for me to remember the name of it, but...

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Oh, well.

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You can find out easily.

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Boundin'.

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Boundin'.

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Boundin'.

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Yeah, that was good stuff.

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That was really, really...

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A different style of 3D animation.

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It was very...

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Puppety.

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Is that a word?

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Puppety?

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I guess you could say that.

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It was very puppety.

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Puppet-like.

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It was very puppety, but yet 3D animated.

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It was pretty cool.

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I liked it, and the music was awesome, too.

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It was actually...

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The song and the vocals were all done by the producer.

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I believe.

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Yeah, there's a...

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On the DVD, of course, they have the director's commentary.

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And they interview the guy, and he sat there, and he wrote the song himself.

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And then they had, like, Riders in the Sky perform it, which is an incredible group,

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if you don't know Riders in the Sky.

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Wish I could actually use some of their music to close out once in a while, but...

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Copyright police.

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I'm afraid of them.

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Anyway.

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Let's see.

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Where was I here?

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Oh, yeah.

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Getting a senior technician.

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It's like, it's impossible to even get one on the line, but then when you do get them,

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they can't even solve your problem.

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They don't even know what you're talking about.

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That's so frustrating that you ask for their senior people, and their senior people aren't

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any better.

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All that means is they were probably there, you know, they were able to stay six months

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without quitting.

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So that's all they have to do to become a senior.

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I actually, I spent about three minutes doing a search on Bell South.

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I wanted to see what the job description of a senior tech was, but I didn't have time

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to find it.

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Somebody can go out there and find the definition.

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Let's see what the job requirements are.

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Let's be able to choose them.

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Yeah, exactly.

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You know, actually, this might be a funny bit.

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We should plan this and do this ahead of time.

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Let's find out what the job description is, and then maybe on the telephonic craptacular

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we'll call Bell South, get to the senior technician, and quiz them.

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And let's put...

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We should call the senior tech for the last part of the show.

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And let them play along from home.

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Ooh, we could do that.

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Hmm.

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Now, we'll save that for the craptacular.

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We'll save that for a telephonic craptacular.

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Oh, so anyway, now that we're talking about tech support, I'd just like to toss in my

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two cents here and go off for a moment about Speakeasy.net tech support.

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Oh, yay.

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Speakeasy.net is the shiznet.

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Yeah?

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Their tech support is the only clueless tech support I have ever run into.

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Hmm.

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I've suffered more than a couple of problems with them, mostly related to Verizon and

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COBAD, not wanting to play nice with each other.

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And every time that I called them, they were extremely helpful, and dear God, they believed

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me when I said, well, you know, I'm doing this, I'm doing that, I'm doing the other

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thing, and I'm getting that.

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And they believed me when I told them that I actually ran all these commands and got these

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results.

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And was it...

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But was it the same person each time, or did you find them all to be?

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So you had good experience?

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It was not the same person, which, you know, I really don't mind, because they kept insane

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call logs.

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They knew exactly who I was and what I was causing problems with, what problems was happening

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with my system.

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Very cool.

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So they actually had competent people, huh?

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Hmm.

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All right.

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Well, you know what?

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Shouts to that.

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Thumbs up for that.

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Yeah.

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I was very proud of one of them.

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One of them said, you know, I really don't know your answer to your problem right now.

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I need to go around.

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Can I call you back?

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Hmm.

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And, you know, judging from that, I gladly said, sure, no problem.

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Well, at that point, you had had some good experiences.

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Me, I don't like to hang up with any tech support, because I'll never hear back from

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them again.

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Well, honestly, you know, I was normally with that, but, you know, technically, they earned

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respect in my book.

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So when they, you know, we did sit on, we sat on the phone for about a half hour, and

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we tried various things, and when he finally said that, I actually believed him enough.

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And sure enough, he called me back about 15, 20 minutes later.

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Yeah, that's very rare.

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Definitely kudos to them, because that is something that's very, very rare.

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Yeah, and I, like, a couple of my friends have used them, and they all come back with

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the same stories.

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But you know what?

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Just, that's a great story, and I'm glad that worked out, but just for all the people

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out there listening, general advice, don't let them off the phone.

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Indeed.

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Ever.

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If you get tech support on the phone, and they try to tell you they want to call you

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back, or try that and call us back, no, no, no, no, no.

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Make them wait on the phone with you.

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Do not let them go, because if you do, you're going to start all over again.

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Like I said before, it's hard to even get to a level two technician, or level three, or

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whatever, senior.

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You're going to have to go back through all of that crap again with some new person,

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who's going to make you do the same thing.

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Is your computer plugged in?

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Is your monitor turned on?

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Do you have, you know, don't let them off the phone.

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It's a DVD key.

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Yeah.

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Okay, let's see here.

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Okay, next email is from DevMonkey, who says,

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Hey, Stank, I just listened to episode 88.

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That would be last week.

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I'm glad someone has had the balls to deal with those rude people who say they don't

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like your show.

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Well, speaking of the devil, I understand people...

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There's people that don't like this show.

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No, really?

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No.

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Backheads and Nazis, kill them.

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How could anybody not like good old lovable stank dog?

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That's what I always wanted to know.

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He's just a cuddly, furry little guy.

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You want to take him home and...

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With a little odor problem.

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Let him reconfigure your computer.

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Exactly.

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Oh, that'll be my new slogan.

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I understand people who may want to give constructive criticism, and I'm totally open to that, and

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thank people for it, and I am too.

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I agree with that.

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But when it comes to people who just, for no reason, tell you they don't like something

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you make and like something similar better, that's insulting.

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If you don't like something, keep it to yourself or don't be so damn rude about it.

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That's my quick little rant stank.

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Thanks for an awesome show.

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Keep up the good work, and don't let those rude people get you down.

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Well, thank you, DevMonkey.

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And yeah, I kind of turned the corner on that.

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Had a little frustrating time there where it seemed like all of the emails I got had that

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nasty tone to them.

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And there's a little bit of irony in there that, A, you were motivated enough to write

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in and comment on the show, yet at the same time tell me how much you hate me or the

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show or the topic or whatever.

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So it's kind of a catch-22 there.

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It's kind of hypocritical that you even would send messages like that to me.

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But whatever.

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As long as I know and I found out now that there are people who support the show, and

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I'm glad to hear that.

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We're going to keep going with it.

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But funny you should mention those rude people because our last email this episode is from

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System Shocker, who we've gotten email from in the past.

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System Shocker says, Stank, you suck like a million times.

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P.S., you are F-A-T, a fat fucking dog.

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Fuck you, Metallica rules.

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Fuck you, suck like a million times.

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Okay, I don't understand that part because he has F-A-T with like periods after it, but

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it's like an acronym, but he never explains it what it is.

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I don't know, maybe he thought spelling it out would make it more, I don't know.

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You know what, you know what I'm going to, actually, you know what, let me do this.

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Hold on, I'm going to channel, I'm going to channel the aura of System Shocker.

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Hold on, I'm going to read this as, I'm going to do, I'm going to do my impression of System

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Shocker.

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Let me get into the, let me get into the mindset.

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He's got, this is a Metallica rock and roll.

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Okay, I got to, hold on, let me, let me get this, this 15, 16 year old rock and roll.

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Okay, hold on, I think I'm there.

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I think, all right, let me, let me try to start again.

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Let me read this as System Shocker.

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Here we go, you ready?

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Stank!

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I've been ready for this all my life.

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Don't make me laugh, I'm going to mess up.

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Stank, you suck like a million times.

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P.S., you are F-A-T, a fat fucking dog.

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Fuck you, Metallica rules.

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Fuck you, suck my dick.

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If you ever touch a guitar or you fuck around with a drum set, you'll realize that it's

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fucking hard to create real music.

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A rock band creates real music, music that isn't a touch of a button, like your email

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theme song.

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So fuck you, Metallica rules, and you suck, you big fat dog.

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How was that?

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My God, System Shocker.

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Sincerely, System Shocker.

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Sincerely, System Shocker.

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Yeah, that, um, thank you very much for that email, System Shocker.

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Your, your vocabulary and elegant way of speaking just really, really impresses me each and every

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time I get an email from you.

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So thank you very much for sending that to us.

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Um, oh, and yeah, and Metallica can lick my ass crack.

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Okay, so let's...

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I don't think they will.

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No, they, they, yeah, I, I don't think I'd let them.

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I don't think...

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They aren't, they aren't, they aren't, they aren't, they aren't, they're ass crack looking.

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No, no, no, I don't think they...

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I mean, they aren't Backstreet Boys or...

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They can, they can lick my ass, that's what I'll say.

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Ah, okay.

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Not that I want them to or I would let them, but they, they can lick my ass crack.

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I happen to like Metallica.

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No, no, no, no.

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Well, see, here's the thing, I used to...

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They've been able to do BlackRatchet at BlackRatchet.org.

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I, I, I, I, I, did you say that orge?

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Yeah.

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No, no, no.

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That's how you pronounce it, you're supposed to pronounce it.

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It's not dot orge, it's not supposed to be...

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What is, haven't we had this argument on the air before?

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What is dot, what is dot o-r-g stand for?

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What is that short for?

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Orgy.

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An organization, if it was orgy, then you'd be correct in pronouncing it at orge.

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Dude, that's why I got it, man, because I just want more orgies on my site.

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My site is an orgy of phone freak related information in Boston.

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But if it was going to be short for dot orgy, I mean, we already have four letter TLDs, you've got dot info and stuff, you would have dot orgy.

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You wouldn't need to abbreviate it.

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Well, it's just the ITF hasn't, you know, approved my application yet.

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Hmm?

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The Internet Engineering Tax Force, they haven't approved my application for the expanding of, you know, dot orge to dot orgy.

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Yeah, I've got to send something in about the dot C zero M also for dot com.

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I'm going to start that all over again.

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Well, I'm still waiting for my applications on dot dot and dot dog.

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Dot dog?

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D-A-W-G?

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It was a Christmas present, man.

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Dot D-A-W-G?

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Yes.

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Stank dot dog?

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Exactly.

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That would own.

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Actually, in all seriousness, there is a top level domain called dot int, I-N-T.

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And, like, you know, I think it's like UN dot int and NATO dot int.

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Like, it stands for International Treaty Organization and such.

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And I, technically, you can't register it.

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It's like dot edu.

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You can't register it unless you're a real organization.

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But my dream is to actually, someday, hold unsigned dot int.

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Unsigned dot int.

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Or short dot int.

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Yeah.

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Long dot int.

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That would be a pretty geeky URL.

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I've got to say, that's a good TLD to have.

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That's almost as cool as, like, you know, screw dot int.

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Hmm.

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Well, there's a joke there I'm not going to take either.

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Anyway.

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Well, then, technically, you could also have, like, more colorful metaphors for your, you know, actual domain name.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And a lot of those would be porn-related, I'm sure.

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Oh, just dot fuck just it dot it.

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It really pisses off, but I can't get, like, just dot do dot it.

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No.

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You get sued.

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I wonder if you could get sued for that one.

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That's a good lot.

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Now, see, that's a good legal.

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I'm sure they have the slogan trademarked.

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Yeah, but it's a, can you enforce that on a, what if you're in Italy, and your name of your company is something D.O.

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It's like, like, Doug's Orders, and you're in Italy or something like that.

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Well, I mean, you wouldn't have, like, you know, just dot do dot it.

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Unless, of course, you wouldn't have, like, you know, the, never mind, I can't think of a good acronym for just.

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Yeah, I don't think, I don't, that would be, plus the international aspect of it would come into play.

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How can they force it over on Italy to give up a name?

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The registrar would be Italian-based, I guess.

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Oh, well.

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Anyway, discussion for another show.

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I might have to, I actually might hit my lawyer up with that question, see what they think.

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All right, anyway, let's jump into some show and tell here.

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And, man, all our gabbing has got us through half the show, and we actually had some content today.

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Oh, I lie so bad.

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Let's do some.

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Dude, I don't know how we're going to fit all our stuff into the show.

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Actually, I got some pretty good stuff, joking aside.

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I got a few things here.

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But, and actually, I don't have much show and tell anyway, so I can jump through that,

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simply say that I recorded a Nauticon special episode of the show with Lucky 225.

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I did that over the weekend, and doing some traveling.

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Actually, while you're listening to this, I'm probably, let's see, will I be back in town?

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I'm not sure.

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I might be out of town while this episode is airing.

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So, doing some real-life, personal reasons traveling.

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Wish me luck.

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Good luck on whatever you're doing.

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I'll ask you about that after the show.

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Just in case, yeah, just in case somebody is listening from my, yeah.

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Anyway, boy, that was vague and mysterious.

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But, oh, well, that's pretty much it for me, recording Nauticon special.

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I still got to do a...

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Tick dog, international, man of misery.

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Yeah, I don't know international.

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I don't even have a passport.

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Interstate, man of misery.

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There you go.

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Interstate.

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Intrastate, if we really want to be particular.

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But, okay, whatever.

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What do you got for show and tell while I take a drink of Dr. Pepper?

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Like I said, lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper.

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I would be very open to that.

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Oh, I've been just, you know, really enjoying asterisk and playing around with it.

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Myself and Strom Carlson have been goofing off and hooking our asterisk box up together

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and fooling around with Dundee, which is, stands for, I don't know what it stands for.

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It's a way of sort of sharing numbers between computers

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and having a bunch of computers interconnected into a mesh.

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And computer A is connected to computer B, but not connected to computer C,

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while computer B is connected to computer C.

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And you can sort of, like, you know, A knows all the numbers on C.

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And, you know.

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I'm not doing a good job of explaining it.

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Dundee dot org, I think.

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Org.

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Org.

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Org.

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I'm sure, I bet you pronounce it jif and not, I'm sure you pronounce it gif and not jif.

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It is gif.

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No, it's jif.

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Who pronounces it jif?

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Jif is a peanut butter.

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Jif is the correct CompuServe pronunciation.

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CompuServe unicis.

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That's why CompuServe died.

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CompuServe's still around, man.

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That got bought out by AOL.

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Yeah, still around, still around.

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Yeah, yeah, whatever.

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I can probably get my CIS.com internet address.

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It's like 76232, comma.

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Yeah, that's a real great naming convention there.

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It was back in 1995.

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And, you know, that was back in the day.

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It's like, you know, first thing I read on the internet was on my CompuServe account.

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And then I got, you know, straight into Unix about two weeks later.

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Oh, yeah.

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I did the hopping around from CompuServe to AOL discs back in the day, too.

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But...

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No, no.

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Never did AOL.

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No?

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Yeah.

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I hopped from one to the other.

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Whatever I could get for free.

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30 days, cancel, jump on to another one.

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Yeah.

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No, no, no.

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We paid...

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My parents paid for it.

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It's just that we start...

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I stopped using it.

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And basically, I was the only person to use it, you know.

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It moved them back in the days.

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Uh-huh.

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Gotcha.

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At a...

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Well...

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At a...

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28.8 kilobits per second.

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I don't care what you say or they say.

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It's GIF.

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GIF.

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GIF is a peanut butter.

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It's a...

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But...

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If we go out...

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J is a peanut butter.

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GIF with a G is an image format.

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Look, if we go out...

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Here's how words are defined as far as I'm concerned.

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If we go out to 100 computer techies and we asked them and we held up the jar of GIF

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peanut butter and said, how do you pronounce this?

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And they're going to say GIF.

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And then you show them the .gif file, a .gif file.

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And you say, how do you pronounce this?

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They're going to say GIF.

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Therefore, even if it was originally GIF, it's been taken away.

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You want to start a campaign to make it back to .gif?

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It is .gif.

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You don't have to take it away?

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I mean, I can go to like, you know, 105 MCSEs and ask about hackers and get a horrible definition

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of it.

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Well, maybe you get a couple of them that had it right, but...

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And actually, that's a good transition unless you...

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Do you have some show and tell, some other stuff?

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No.

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The only other thing that I've been really doing is, along with asterisks, I've been playing

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with, I was making up intercept generators, which is a, for those who don't know, an intercept

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is when you get a phone, you know, when you dial a number that's been disconnected, you get

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the computer saying, you know, number you've reached, blah, blah, blah, has been disconnected.

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And I've been fooling around with that, and it allows me to make fun sound clips, like this.

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Uh-oh.

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The number you have reached, 911, has been disconnected.

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If you need assistance, the number is, 1-9-0-0-3-7-9-3-7-8-2.

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Please make a note of it.

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Do I even want to know what that 1-900 number goes to?

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I have no idea.

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I completely made it up by myself.

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Is there a new, like, Ms. Cleo's number?

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Yeah, right.

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I've been stabbed.

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Ms. Cleo has the answers for your man.

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Well, you know what, actually, I was going to use that as a segue into one of our main

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topics, but let's do this one first.

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If you want, you were telling me about this new thing, this Graffidia.

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Yeah, I think that's how you pronounce it, to be honest with you.

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Are we, oh, we're actually going to agree on pronunciation?

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All right, way to go.

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Okay, because I don't know how it's pronounced.

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Yeah, I'm going with, let's go.

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Well, it's got to be graffiti and media, so Graffidia.

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I mean, that's, that's the two words, right?

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Graffidia, media.

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Yeah, true, true.

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So, Graffidia.

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Now, what exactly is Graffidia?

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Uh, Graffidia.

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Okay, not exactly, but because we don't, what do we think?

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Graffidia is an interesting new type of user interface.

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Essentially, what people are doing is, uh, it allows you to take some graffiti and assign

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a, uh, image or some type of Easter egg to it, and what people can do is take a picture

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of your graffiti and email it to a certain address, at which point you'll get your Easter egg.

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Hmm.

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I wonder, and how is this exactly, how is this used?

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I mean, is this like, uh, a game that people are playing?

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Is this like a personal thing, or like, our business?

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I guess you could call it more of a game right now.

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I mean, it's just, you know, kind of experimenting with the, uh, current limits of technology.

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Well, I'm just wondering, like, what is, what's to stop, like, companies from doing this, and

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you scan it, and they send you a coupon, or an advertisement, or some crap like that.

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Oh.

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What, how long before this becomes spammed, you know what I mean?

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Well, how is that, how is that different?

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I mean, that's, technically, you could do the same thing with that.

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It's just more of pushing, pushing the bounds.

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No, I think it sounds cool, I just, I'm worried that if it ever takes off, like everything

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else, the advertisers will get their fingers in it, and then you'll see some graffiti or

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something on the side of the, you know, it looks like it might be something interesting

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that you might follow up on, like a wall in a club, for example.

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And you're like, oh, I wonder who left this, maybe this is some new website, or some new

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music group, or whatever, and come to find out it was put there by some company, you know,

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some spam.

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Oh, yes, everything is going to go down that path, eventually.

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Yeah, that's a sad thing, but no, this actually sounds kind of cool, and we talked about something

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similar to this on a past episode, the one about the 3D barcodes.

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Oh, those things are so awesome.

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Yeah, I don't remember that offhand.

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You know what we should do, and when we say we, I mean you, you know what we should do?

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Put together a show, and kind of gather up a lot of these things, and talk about several

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of them all together, instead of all these different individual ones here and there.

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Completely spiff-tastic, spiff-tastic new user interfaces.

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Woo-hoo!

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I'm sure everyone would just fall asleep.

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Yeah, I don't know, I think, well, if we could demonstrate them, maybe, or actually

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apply them and have people play along somehow, that would be cool.

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I'd probably do it with, like, Hack TV.

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That would be more...

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Yeah, it would, actually.

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That's a good idea.

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I just need a video camera.

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Um, alright, I'll send you one.

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Okay, sounds good.

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Keep waiting.

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Trust me, it's on its way.

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Alright, it's in the mail?

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Yeah, exactly.

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Alright, it'll be waited with beta brush.

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Actually, one of my eBay things should be coming in tomorrow.

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Oops.

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Oh, boy.

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Do I want to ask what you got off of eBay?

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Uh...

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Does it require batteries?

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Payphone-related material.

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Woo-hoo!

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Woo-hoo, yeah!

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Alright.

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I won't be home.

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Oh, oh no!

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Will they leave it, or is it more than...

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Oh, no, no, no.

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I'll be able to hit it.

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I just won't be able to play with it tomorrow night.

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Aw.

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Sounds like a personal problem.

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But what about your delivery?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh, it'll be delivered.

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I have people taking care of that.

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Ah, gotcha.

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Alright, well, what I wanted to do a little bit tonight,

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and let's see, we've got a pretty good, decent amount of time we can do some of this,

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is I had mentioned before that I had received my CEH certification,

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my Certified Ethical Hacker.

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And I mentioned, I gave a little quick overview of what some of the questions were like

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and the test format and things like that.

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Well, I thought what I would do is maybe read some of these questions,

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some of these sample questions.

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Some of them I cut and pasted from the exam,

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some of the ones that I wasn't sure about,

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or some of the ones I thought were interesting.

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Um, and of course I have some stuff,

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they have some sample quizzes available with some sample questions, etc.

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And I have my study guides, etc., etc.

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So, I thought I'd give this a shot.

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Now, I'm not going to ask these to you, Black Cratcher,

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to put you on the spot,

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but feel free if you want to jump in and knock one out,

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go ahead.

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I'm going to have like a Jeopardy here,

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Hacker Jeopardy.

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Yeah, we need a, um, we need some Jeopardy theme music here, too, but...

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Ah, don't get us sued.

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We have to make like a knockoff.

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Well, let's see, one of the things you definitely need to know very well,

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I mean, you can pass the test without knowing this.

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However, one thing that's very much emphasized,

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and I really think people would,

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it would help you go further in understanding

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a lot of this stuff, and not just memorizing it,

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is understanding,

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an in-depth understanding of TCP IP,

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and specifically the different types of packets

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and how these packets are broken up,

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like a TCP packet versus an IP packet,

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and again, to take it further,

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versus a UDP packet or an ARC packet

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or pinging and ICMP, etc., etc.

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How those packets break down

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and what they look for

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and what's in the header

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and what's reserved, etc., etc.,

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that will go a long way

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in understanding

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a lot of the things that you're going to cover.

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However,

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I don't...

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I'm so screwed.

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Yeah, and that is not easy.

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Don't get me wrong.

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Well, I mean, it's not hard,

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but there's a lot to that.

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That's definitely not something

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you sit down and memorize right away.

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So that's something that I would think that

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if you're into the networking side of things,

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and again, I'm more of a programmer

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and with some networking skills,

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if you're in the networking side of things,

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you hopefully will know some of that already

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or it would go very far

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in your career and everything

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to understand that fundamentally.

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It's kind of like understanding

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the fundamentals of programming

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and loops and things like that.

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So that, first of all,

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is something that I highly recommend

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just in general.

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However, that being said,

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I do not believe

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that it's required on the test.

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There's no direct questions

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that I recall

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that say

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what is in this part

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of this type of packet

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or anything like that.

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However, it will apply

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to questions indirectly.

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You can get by

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without having those memorized

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by just memorizing

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the study guide material

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and stuff like that.

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And a lot of the emphasis

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on these exams,

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I'll tell you,

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first of all, up front,

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one of the things

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you do have to memorize,

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and boy,

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don't put me on the spot.

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This was my weakest part

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of the whole exam.

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What was that?

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Are you there?

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No, I'm here.

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Oh, I thought you dropped off there.

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No, no,

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I'm actually on a landline

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this time, so.

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Oh, gotcha.

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Okay, one of the things

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that they really, really

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had a lot of questions about,

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and this was where I did

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most poorly on the exam,

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is no one...

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What was that?

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Girls.

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No, that's not on...

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No, you did poorly, so.

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It's not on the

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Certified Ethical Hackers exam.

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And actually,

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I would have smoked that one

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if I say so myself.

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But hey, whatever.

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It says the single guy.

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The switches for

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a lot of the most popular

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security software applications.

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You have to know

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MMAP switches

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and Nessus switches

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and

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Ettercap.

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Just

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all these different programs.

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You really have to know

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a lot of the switches.

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Just probably

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memorize all of the switches

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and what they do

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and what they mean.

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There were several

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questions about that.

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Which of the following

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commands will do

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XYZ?

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And they will list,

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and it's all multiple choice,

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which sounds like

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it should make it easy,

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but no.

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They'll give you

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four NMAP commands

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with four different switches.

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And if you don't know

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what they mean,

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and I'm not saying

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just like slash

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capital S.

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They're like

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long strings

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with seven,

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eight parameters

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or more.

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So they'll give you

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a question that says,

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which of the following

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does A, B, C, D, E, F, and G?

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And you will have to

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know those switches

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and therefore know

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what each one does

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and then what they do

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when they're working together.

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And frankly,

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that one gave me trouble

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because I don't like memorizing.

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I like learning.

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I like actually learning

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the fundamental process of it,

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how and why it works.

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And memorizing switches,

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you know what?

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Real hackers,

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and this is one of the problems

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I have with the exam.

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This is a hacking exam.

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Real hackers don't memorize

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every switch.

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Real hackers know

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when and where

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to look those switches up

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when the time comes

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that I need them.

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Ask a question, Mark.

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Yeah.

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What do you want me to,

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if somebody gives me

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that question,

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and I want you to find

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A, B, C, D, E, F, and G,

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I'll be, okay,

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well, in map slash help,

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in map slash question mark,

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and I'll look them up

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and then I'll type in map

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and I'll put in the proper switches

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and it doesn't take me

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any longer than some schmuck

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who memorized it

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take me 10 seconds,

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30 seconds longer

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than somebody who memorized it.

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It's, to me,

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it seems,

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memorization in general

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is foolish to me.

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I don't see the point

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of memorizing

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because it's too short term.

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I'd rather you learn

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everything in a,

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you know,

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fundamentally,

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I should say,

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learn the fundamentals

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of everything,

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I should say.

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Now,

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I'm going to take a look.

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I'm going to skim through this.

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I did not single

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any questions out

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ahead of time,

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but let me throw

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a couple of these.

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Again,

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I'm going to skip,

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like I said,

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there are a lot of them

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about in map switch this

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and blah, blah, blah.

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I'm going to skip those

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because that's kind of silly

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to read on the air.

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Just trust me,

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there's a lot of them.

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The exam itself

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is 125 questions.

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You have to go

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to an authorized school

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of some sort

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to take it

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and you go in,

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they have them scheduled

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once every few weeks

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or once a month

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or something like that.

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You go in with a group

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of people,

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computerized exam,

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and as I said,

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multiple choice.

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So again,

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I'm going to skip over that.

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There's also some in here

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that are too long

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to read.

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For example,

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here's a question

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that says,

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what does the following

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code indicate?

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And you have code.

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And I mean,

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it's way,

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way too long

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for me to read

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source code on the radio.

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It's also kind of dumb.

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You know?

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Pound defined.

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They're dumb, too, you know.

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Yeah.

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So,

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but basically,

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you have to be able

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to look at code,

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even if you,

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you know,

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there's some programming involved.

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You don't have to write it,

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but you have to be able

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to interpret it.

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And you have to be able

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to look at these

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and realize

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that this particular one

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I'm looking at

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is a buffer overflow.

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You have to be able

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to recognize one

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when you see it.

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And there's some others

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that I don't see

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in front of me now,

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but I remember

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now that I'm talking

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about that,

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there were some

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that were,

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why is this code insecure?

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You know,

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that it used gets

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or some insecure function

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or,

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you know what I mean?

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But,

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there are also

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some questions in here

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that are very simple.

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For example,

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here's one.

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This one,

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I will ask you this one

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because I know

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this is super simple.

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In the context

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of passwords,

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what is a brute force

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attack?

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Now,

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that's very simple.

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I mean,

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the answers are,

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actually,

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I like A.

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A says,

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you beat up someone

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until he reveals

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his password.

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Oh,

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that's how I do it.

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Yeah,

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right?

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B,

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you create hashes

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of large number

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of words

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and compare it

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with the encrypted

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password value.

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C,

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you try

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every single possibility.

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D,

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you wait

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until the password

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expires.

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Now,

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like any other

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testing scenario,

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you can wipe out

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a couple of the

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obvious ones.

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A is obviously...

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Like that hash one,

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man,

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just blow that one out.

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A is obviously

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incorrect,

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although maybe very

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effective,

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as Black Ratchet

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said.

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And D,

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wait until the password

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expires.

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How is that a brute

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force attack?

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I think that's

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obviously wrong.

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And B,

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of course,

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most listeners know

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that that's not

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correct either,

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because you're doing

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a dictionary-style

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attack on that one.

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That's not brute

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force.

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Brute force is

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absolutely pounding

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away with every

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single possibility.

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A,

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A,

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A,

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A,

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A,

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A,

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B,

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A,

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C,

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and just pounding

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through.

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Now,

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they're not necessarily

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sequential like that,

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however,

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you get my point.

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So a lot of the

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questions are like

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that.

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And a lot of them

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are security

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terminology questions.

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Buffer overflow is

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more of a technique

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question,

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a brute force

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attack.

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Which of the

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following is a good

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example of passive

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fingerprinting?

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A,

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Nmap scan,

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B,

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trace route,

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C,

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an Edgar search,

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or D,

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host scanning?

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Now,

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to answer that

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question,

55:49.040 --> 55:49.960
you have to know

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what the definition

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of passive

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fingerprinting is.

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I'm so screwed

55:55.800 --> 55:56.440
when I take this.

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Huh?

55:57.260 --> 55:58.240
I'm so screwed

55:58.240 --> 55:58.820
if I take this.

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Yeah,

55:59.100 --> 55:59.660
it's not,

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no,

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actually,

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actually,

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if you think about it,

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I mean,

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it's difficult,

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I'm reading stuff

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on the radio,

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I'm not actually

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reading this for you

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to answer.

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But if you think

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about it.

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I don't want to

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say,

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like,

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lead,

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I want to have

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people say,

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like,

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dude,

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a black ratchet

56:10.800 --> 56:11.420
is a really,

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you know,

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he's a fruit

56:13.480 --> 56:14.060
who really knows

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where his towel is.

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This term,

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passive fingerprinting,

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is really the most

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important thing.

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And you will,

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they do teach it

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in the course,

56:23.760 --> 56:24.520
you go for a week

56:24.520 --> 56:25.440
and take the course,

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or even more than a week

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go for a week for the,

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what do they call it,

56:30.380 --> 56:31.420
the boot camp course,

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or study on your own,

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which is what I did,

56:33.780 --> 56:34.560
and then just show up

56:34.560 --> 56:35.100
on the day that

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they offer the test.

56:36.740 --> 56:37.620
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

56:37.620 --> 56:37.920
teaches.

56:37.920 --> 56:38.040
So,

56:38.380 --> 56:39.220
in the books,

56:39.340 --> 56:39.680
I'm sorry?

56:40.260 --> 56:41.260
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

56:41.260 --> 56:41.920
teaches Linux.

56:42.540 --> 56:42.800
Yeah.

56:43.360 --> 56:43.580
The,

56:43.580 --> 56:43.940
um,

56:44.180 --> 56:44.940
what was the guy,

56:45.020 --> 56:45.460
is that the guy

56:45.460 --> 56:46.180
from Ernie?

56:48.220 --> 56:49.320
The Full Metal Jacket.

56:49.480 --> 56:49.700
Yeah,

56:49.840 --> 56:50.560
Full Metal Jacket,

56:50.600 --> 56:50.960
is that him?

56:51.640 --> 56:51.900
Yep.

56:52.180 --> 56:52.420
Yeah.

56:52.780 --> 56:53.600
R.O.E. Emery.

56:53.640 --> 56:54.400
What is passive

56:54.400 --> 56:55.020
fingerprinting,

56:55.080 --> 56:55.880
you maggot?

56:57.200 --> 56:57.420
Yeah,

56:57.460 --> 56:57.720
I don't do it.

56:57.720 --> 56:58.780
Jesus Christ.

57:00.160 --> 57:00.560
Um,

57:00.760 --> 57:01.600
passive fingerprinting,

57:01.640 --> 57:01.880
anyway,

57:02.380 --> 57:02.940
you will learn

57:02.940 --> 57:04.140
what passive fingerprinting,

57:04.300 --> 57:05.180
you will learn

57:05.180 --> 57:06.060
what the term is.

57:06.500 --> 57:06.900
However,

57:07.060 --> 57:07.720
it's somewhat,

57:07.920 --> 57:08.780
if you had to guess,

57:08.860 --> 57:09.680
if you put a little

57:09.680 --> 57:10.280
common sense,

57:10.400 --> 57:12.280
passive versus active.

57:13.020 --> 57:13.940
Passive fingerprinting

57:13.940 --> 57:14.780
is when you really

57:14.780 --> 57:15.880
kind of don't leave

57:15.880 --> 57:16.380
a fingerprint,

57:16.560 --> 57:17.040
if you want to think

57:17.040 --> 57:17.560
of it that way.

57:17.640 --> 57:18.180
It's passive,

57:18.320 --> 57:19.320
meaning you're not

57:19.320 --> 57:20.200
touching the server

57:20.200 --> 57:20.860
in question.

57:21.940 --> 57:23.440
Active fingerprinting,

57:23.500 --> 57:24.500
or active scan,

57:24.600 --> 57:25.580
fingerprinting and scanning

57:25.580 --> 57:26.600
are not interchangeable,

57:26.600 --> 57:27.360
but in this case

57:27.360 --> 57:28.000
they kind of are.

57:28.400 --> 57:28.740
If you're doing

57:28.740 --> 57:29.960
active fingerprinting,

57:30.420 --> 57:31.780
you're actively probing

57:31.780 --> 57:32.720
and looking at the box,

57:32.820 --> 57:33.440
scanning the box

57:33.440 --> 57:34.120
and things like that.

57:34.340 --> 57:35.460
Passive fingerprinting

57:35.460 --> 57:37.000
is standing back

57:37.000 --> 57:37.960
and trying to find out

57:37.960 --> 57:38.560
information

57:38.560 --> 57:40.240
without touching the box,

57:40.300 --> 57:41.280
without leaving a fingerprint

57:41.280 --> 57:41.900
on the box.

57:41.980 --> 57:42.540
For example,

57:42.920 --> 57:43.800
it's not on this list,

57:43.880 --> 57:44.880
but social engineering.

57:45.580 --> 57:46.900
Maybe calling up somebody

57:46.900 --> 57:48.280
and finding out information.

57:49.200 --> 57:49.580
I don't know,

57:49.660 --> 57:50.180
that might be,

57:50.400 --> 57:51.660
maybe that would be active too

57:51.660 --> 57:52.560
because you are connecting

57:52.560 --> 57:53.900
to the human factor of it.

57:54.460 --> 57:55.540
Eh, kind of iffy.

57:55.940 --> 57:56.700
But I could pass it

57:56.700 --> 57:57.260
as more like,

57:57.320 --> 57:57.540
you know,

57:57.620 --> 57:58.580
if I compromised

57:58.580 --> 57:59.180
another computer

57:59.180 --> 57:59.740
on the network,

58:00.160 --> 58:01.020
in which I have never

58:01.020 --> 58:01.540
done this,

58:01.640 --> 58:02.360
blah, blah, blah, blah,

58:02.460 --> 58:03.280
statute of limitations,

58:03.440 --> 58:04.020
I've only done this

58:04.020 --> 58:04.540
in the lab.

58:05.020 --> 58:06.760
There is a utility

58:06.760 --> 58:07.460
called,

58:07.840 --> 58:08.560
shoot,

58:09.220 --> 58:11.020
Passive OS Fingerprinter,

58:11.160 --> 58:12.960
and I believe it's P0F,

58:13.060 --> 58:13.920
and what it does

58:13.920 --> 58:14.520
is essentially

58:14.520 --> 58:16.060
just listens

58:16.060 --> 58:16.720
to all the traffic

58:16.720 --> 58:17.240
on the network

58:17.240 --> 58:17.940
and comes back

58:17.940 --> 58:18.440
and tells you,

58:18.520 --> 58:18.660
well,

58:18.720 --> 58:19.600
this IP is running,

58:19.740 --> 58:20.360
probably running,

58:20.420 --> 58:20.600
you know,

58:20.660 --> 58:21.260
Linux between

58:21.260 --> 58:22.360
24.22

58:22.360 --> 58:24.120
and 24.26,

58:24.560 --> 58:25.620
and this box

58:25.620 --> 58:27.040
is running FreeBSD3,

58:27.340 --> 58:29.840
and it does it

58:29.840 --> 58:30.760
the way the,

58:31.080 --> 58:31.860
I believe the way

58:31.860 --> 58:33.040
it gets information

58:33.040 --> 58:33.900
is just launches

58:33.900 --> 58:34.360
the packets

58:34.360 --> 58:35.380
and looks at the

58:35.380 --> 58:37.220
TCP sequence numbers

58:37.220 --> 58:37.540
on it,

58:37.640 --> 58:38.600
and it's a really

58:38.600 --> 58:39.520
fascinating tool.

58:39.860 --> 58:40.020
Right,

58:40.120 --> 58:41.120
and it very much

58:41.120 --> 58:41.760
is passive

58:41.760 --> 58:42.820
because it is

58:42.820 --> 58:43.520
sitting there

58:43.520 --> 58:45.160
sniffing or catching

58:45.160 --> 58:45.880
packets that are

58:45.880 --> 58:46.620
coming out.

58:47.040 --> 58:47.220
Now,

58:47.220 --> 58:48.040
the act of getting

58:48.040 --> 58:49.280
it in the loop,

58:49.600 --> 58:50.240
for lack of a better

58:50.240 --> 58:50.500
word,

58:50.580 --> 58:52.380
might be a little

58:52.380 --> 58:52.800
bit tougher,

58:53.000 --> 58:54.040
but the way that

58:54.040 --> 58:54.940
it works is passive

58:54.940 --> 58:55.620
because it's not

58:55.620 --> 58:56.720
going out and grabbing,

58:57.080 --> 58:57.880
it's sitting back

58:57.880 --> 58:58.320
and listening.

58:58.920 --> 58:59.080
So,

58:59.240 --> 59:00.080
now thinking of

59:00.080 --> 59:00.900
active and passive

59:00.900 --> 59:01.140
again,

59:01.180 --> 59:01.700
I'll go back

59:01.700 --> 59:02.580
to the four choices

59:02.580 --> 59:03.260
where A,

59:03.620 --> 59:04.800
an in-map scan,

59:06.100 --> 59:07.180
obviously that is

59:07.180 --> 59:09.020
an active attack.

59:09.160 --> 59:09.740
You are doing

59:09.740 --> 59:11.180
a scan on a computer.

59:11.340 --> 59:12.000
You are scanning

59:12.000 --> 59:13.400
their open ports

59:13.400 --> 59:14.200
and things like that,

59:14.260 --> 59:15.340
so we can wipe

59:15.340 --> 59:15.880
that one off

59:15.880 --> 59:16.700
the possibilities.

59:17.600 --> 59:18.160
Trace route,

59:18.280 --> 59:18.480
B,

59:18.640 --> 59:19.220
trace route.

59:19.980 --> 59:20.600
Trace route

59:20.600 --> 59:21.380
is doing the same

59:21.380 --> 59:21.600
thing.

59:21.680 --> 59:22.260
A trace route

59:22.260 --> 59:23.020
functions by

59:23.020 --> 59:24.660
pinging every hop

59:24.660 --> 59:25.780
along the way

59:25.780 --> 59:26.720
from one destination

59:26.720 --> 59:27.140
to another,

59:27.200 --> 59:28.360
from one source

59:28.360 --> 59:29.200
to a destination.

59:29.740 --> 59:29.980
So,

59:30.040 --> 59:30.500
there's actually

59:30.500 --> 59:31.300
a ping process.

59:31.420 --> 59:31.920
You are connecting

59:31.920 --> 59:32.880
and hitting everything

59:32.880 --> 59:33.680
along the way

59:33.680 --> 59:34.800
with the goal

59:34.800 --> 59:35.420
of finding out

59:35.420 --> 59:36.120
information of

59:36.120 --> 59:36.980
every hop along

59:36.980 --> 59:37.260
the way,

59:37.340 --> 59:37.780
whether it be

59:37.780 --> 59:38.380
the routers

59:38.380 --> 59:39.080
on their end,

59:39.200 --> 59:39.960
the ultimate

59:39.960 --> 59:40.700
computer at the

59:40.700 --> 59:41.140
end of it,

59:41.240 --> 59:42.020
the switches that

59:42.020 --> 59:42.440
they're using,

59:42.540 --> 59:42.780
etc.

59:42.780 --> 59:44.240
So that also

59:44.240 --> 59:44.900
is active.

59:45.040 --> 59:45.480
So that one

59:45.480 --> 59:46.240
we can cross off.

59:46.300 --> 59:46.780
That's not part

59:46.780 --> 59:47.440
of passive

59:47.440 --> 59:48.720
fingerprinting.

59:49.880 --> 59:51.100
C and D,

59:51.240 --> 59:51.900
Edgar Search

59:51.900 --> 59:53.060
or host scanning.

59:54.020 --> 59:54.220
Well,

59:54.280 --> 59:54.420
again,

59:54.500 --> 59:55.340
host scanning

59:55.340 --> 59:57.380
is obviously

59:57.380 --> 59:58.340
scanning a computer.

59:58.460 --> 59:58.900
I think that's

59:58.900 --> 59:59.540
pretty obviously

59:59.540 --> 01:00:00.020
active.

01:00:00.500 --> 01:00:00.980
It's kind of a

01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:01.640
generic term,

01:00:01.720 --> 01:00:02.220
host scanning.

01:00:02.220 --> 01:00:02.660
You're scanning

01:00:02.660 --> 01:00:03.260
the host for

01:00:03.260 --> 01:00:04.080
vulnerabilities or

01:00:04.080 --> 01:00:04.860
something like that,

01:00:04.940 --> 01:00:05.660
but you are

01:00:05.660 --> 01:00:06.740
actively scanning

01:00:06.740 --> 01:00:07.320
that computer.

01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:08.360
So that leaves

01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:09.080
the odd man

01:00:09.080 --> 01:00:09.460
out here.

01:00:09.540 --> 01:00:09.880
Even if you

01:00:09.880 --> 01:00:10.240
didn't know

01:00:10.240 --> 01:00:10.800
the answer up

01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:10.980
front,

01:00:11.060 --> 01:00:11.560
the only answer

01:00:11.560 --> 01:00:11.920
you're left

01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:13.040
with is C,

01:00:13.220 --> 01:00:13.980
Edgar Search.

01:00:14.760 --> 01:00:15.340
What tech

01:00:15.340 --> 01:00:16.000
is an Edgar

01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:16.320
Search?

01:00:16.720 --> 01:00:17.080
I'm sorry?

01:00:17.560 --> 01:00:17.960
What tech

01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:18.480
is Edgar?

01:00:18.520 --> 01:00:18.800
I was going

01:00:18.800 --> 01:00:19.040
to say,

01:00:19.120 --> 01:00:19.660
now for Edgar

01:00:19.660 --> 01:00:20.000
Search,

01:00:20.080 --> 01:00:20.400
for those of

01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:20.800
you who don't

01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:21.080
know,

01:00:21.200 --> 01:00:21.640
is a stock

01:00:21.640 --> 01:00:22.280
market term.

01:00:23.620 --> 01:00:24.640
Edgar is

01:00:24.640 --> 01:00:25.440
searching for

01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:26.200
information on

01:00:26.200 --> 01:00:26.620
a company

01:00:26.620 --> 01:00:27.640
through the

01:00:27.640 --> 01:00:29.460
Edgar database.

01:00:30.460 --> 01:00:30.940
So you can

01:00:30.940 --> 01:00:31.420
go out there

01:00:31.420 --> 01:00:31.960
and find out,

01:00:32.020 --> 01:00:32.480
for example,

01:00:32.620 --> 01:00:33.080
what kind of

01:00:33.080 --> 01:00:33.680
file system

01:00:33.680 --> 01:00:34.120
does Google

01:00:34.120 --> 01:00:34.480
use?

01:00:34.540 --> 01:00:34.660
Well,

01:00:34.720 --> 01:00:35.380
we could scan

01:00:35.380 --> 01:00:35.740
them,

01:00:36.200 --> 01:00:36.480
we could

01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:36.960
in math,

01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:37.240
we could

01:00:37.240 --> 01:00:37.700
trace route,

01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:37.960
we could

01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:38.280
do all

01:00:38.280 --> 01:00:38.640
kinds of

01:00:38.640 --> 01:00:38.960
active

01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:39.680
fingerprinting,

01:00:39.780 --> 01:00:40.140
but I

01:00:40.140 --> 01:00:40.620
could also

01:00:40.620 --> 01:00:41.200
look up

01:00:41.200 --> 01:00:41.700
their stock

01:00:41.700 --> 01:00:42.220
term and

01:00:42.220 --> 01:00:42.580
say,

01:00:43.120 --> 01:00:43.960
and read,

01:00:44.160 --> 01:00:44.900
for instance,

01:00:45.040 --> 01:00:45.360
some of their

01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:45.920
stockholder

01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:46.940
information or

01:00:46.940 --> 01:00:47.680
some of their

01:00:47.680 --> 01:00:49.640
press releases

01:00:49.640 --> 01:00:50.300
and things like

01:00:50.300 --> 01:00:50.900
that that says,

01:00:51.300 --> 01:00:51.880
Google is able

01:00:51.880 --> 01:00:52.420
to save money

01:00:52.420 --> 01:00:52.960
because of our

01:00:52.960 --> 01:00:53.940
proprietary Google

01:00:53.940 --> 01:00:54.660
file system,

01:00:54.720 --> 01:00:55.120
GFS,

01:00:55.260 --> 01:00:55.800
which operates

01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:56.660
on a multi-hand,

01:00:56.700 --> 01:00:56.960
you know,

01:00:57.020 --> 01:00:57.620
and you can get

01:00:57.620 --> 01:00:59.120
it passively

01:00:59.120 --> 01:00:59.840
without ever

01:00:59.840 --> 01:01:00.480
touching or

01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:01.080
connecting to

01:01:01.080 --> 01:01:01.500
any of their

01:01:01.500 --> 01:01:01.900
boxes.

01:01:03.720 --> 01:01:04.240
You can go

01:01:04.240 --> 01:01:04.620
to Edgar

01:01:04.620 --> 01:01:05.340
Online.

01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:08.560
I think it's

01:01:08.560 --> 01:01:10.600
edgar-online.com,

01:01:10.640 --> 01:01:11.140
I think,

01:01:11.240 --> 01:01:12.160
but I don't

01:01:12.160 --> 01:01:12.540
have that in

01:01:12.540 --> 01:01:12.840
front of me,

01:01:12.900 --> 01:01:13.400
so I'm not

01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:13.960
sure about that.

01:01:14.380 --> 01:01:14.800
This Edgar

01:01:14.800 --> 01:01:15.260
guy seems

01:01:15.260 --> 01:01:15.740
pretty busy.

01:01:16.380 --> 01:01:16.600
Yeah,

01:01:16.740 --> 01:01:17.200
exactly.

01:01:18.760 --> 01:01:19.280
Let's see,

01:01:19.340 --> 01:01:19.700
what else do

01:01:19.700 --> 01:01:20.460
we have here?

01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:21.260
Some of

01:01:21.260 --> 01:01:21.640
these are

01:01:21.640 --> 01:01:21.960
pretty,

01:01:24.680 --> 01:01:25.280
why would you,

01:01:25.280 --> 01:01:25.620
here you go,

01:01:25.680 --> 01:01:26.000
this is an

01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:26.460
interesting one.

01:01:26.500 --> 01:01:26.880
This is the

01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:27.100
kind of

01:01:27.100 --> 01:01:27.600
questions I

01:01:27.600 --> 01:01:27.980
liked.

01:01:27.980 --> 01:01:29.860
why would

01:01:29.860 --> 01:01:30.280
you bother

01:01:30.280 --> 01:01:31.000
sending an

01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:31.980
email to

01:01:31.980 --> 01:01:32.640
an address

01:01:32.640 --> 01:01:33.160
that does

01:01:33.160 --> 01:01:34.320
not exist

01:01:34.320 --> 01:01:35.020
to the

01:01:35.020 --> 01:01:35.760
company email

01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:36.320
server that

01:01:36.320 --> 01:01:36.560
you are

01:01:36.560 --> 01:01:36.960
currently

01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:37.500
testing?

01:01:38.540 --> 01:01:39.180
These are

01:01:39.180 --> 01:01:39.540
the kind of

01:01:39.540 --> 01:01:39.960
questions I

01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:40.640
really like

01:01:40.640 --> 01:01:41.680
because it

01:01:41.680 --> 01:01:42.340
teaches you

01:01:42.340 --> 01:01:43.400
why people

01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:44.000
do things

01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:45.080
and why

01:01:45.080 --> 01:01:46.780
hackers take

01:01:46.780 --> 01:01:47.620
these actions

01:01:47.620 --> 01:01:48.160
that may not

01:01:48.160 --> 01:01:48.860
make sense,

01:01:48.940 --> 01:01:49.320
you may not

01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:49.700
understand.

01:01:50.040 --> 01:01:50.440
Why would

01:01:50.440 --> 01:01:50.940
you send

01:01:50.940 --> 01:01:51.760
an email to

01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:52.200
an address

01:01:52.200 --> 01:01:52.720
that doesn't

01:01:52.720 --> 01:01:53.580
exist on a

01:01:53.580 --> 01:01:54.520
mail server?

01:01:55.220 --> 01:01:55.440
A,

01:01:55.520 --> 01:01:56.000
because you're

01:01:56.000 --> 01:01:56.360
a noob.

01:01:56.360 --> 01:01:57.040
A,

01:01:57.100 --> 01:01:57.460
because you're

01:01:57.460 --> 01:01:57.720
a noob.

01:01:58.500 --> 01:01:59.080
And these

01:01:59.080 --> 01:01:59.560
answers are

01:01:59.560 --> 01:02:00.120
pretty obviously

01:02:00.120 --> 01:02:00.500
you can,

01:02:00.820 --> 01:02:01.420
process of

01:02:01.420 --> 01:02:01.740
elimination.

01:02:02.060 --> 01:02:02.320
A,

01:02:02.520 --> 01:02:03.120
you wish to

01:02:03.120 --> 01:02:03.360
do a

01:02:03.360 --> 01:02:03.860
denial of

01:02:03.860 --> 01:02:04.580
service attack

01:02:04.580 --> 01:02:04.900
on their

01:02:04.900 --> 01:02:06.040
SMTP server.

01:02:07.060 --> 01:02:07.460
Not with

01:02:07.460 --> 01:02:07.980
one email

01:02:07.980 --> 01:02:08.400
you're not.

01:02:10.820 --> 01:02:11.480
The answer

01:02:11.480 --> 01:02:11.800
is B,

01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:12.140
I'm going to

01:02:12.140 --> 01:02:12.540
skip that

01:02:12.540 --> 01:02:12.680
one.

01:02:12.780 --> 01:02:13.020
C,

01:02:13.100 --> 01:02:13.340
you will

01:02:13.340 --> 01:02:13.920
elicit a

01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:14.680
response that

01:02:14.680 --> 01:02:15.220
will reveal

01:02:15.220 --> 01:02:15.740
who is the

01:02:15.740 --> 01:02:16.500
postmaster.

01:02:18.660 --> 01:02:19.100
Not

01:02:19.100 --> 01:02:19.800
necessarily.

01:02:21.460 --> 01:02:21.900
Possibly.

01:02:22.380 --> 01:02:22.820
Possibly,

01:02:22.900 --> 01:02:23.180
but not

01:02:23.180 --> 01:02:23.740
necessarily.

01:02:24.020 --> 01:02:24.380
Technically,

01:02:24.560 --> 01:02:25.060
I think you

01:02:25.060 --> 01:02:25.900
are required

01:02:25.900 --> 01:02:26.400
to put a

01:02:26.400 --> 01:02:26.960
postmaster

01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:27.440
address,

01:02:27.640 --> 01:02:28.060
but it's

01:02:28.060 --> 01:02:28.780
not enforced.

01:02:29.360 --> 01:02:29.640
Yes,

01:02:29.720 --> 01:02:31.420
rfc-ignorant.org.

01:02:31.560 --> 01:02:31.740
Yeah,

01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:32.120
that is

01:02:32.120 --> 01:02:32.900
actually a,

01:02:32.960 --> 01:02:33.620
I think that

01:02:33.620 --> 01:02:34.120
is required,

01:02:34.220 --> 01:02:34.420
but it's

01:02:34.420 --> 01:02:35.080
not enforced.

01:02:36.380 --> 01:02:36.820
That could

01:02:36.820 --> 01:02:37.100
actually,

01:02:37.200 --> 01:02:38.060
I might argue

01:02:38.060 --> 01:02:38.480
that as a

01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:38.980
trick question,

01:02:39.080 --> 01:02:39.260
a trick

01:02:39.260 --> 01:02:39.600
answer.

01:02:41.360 --> 01:02:41.720
D,

01:02:41.860 --> 01:02:42.080
you will

01:02:42.080 --> 01:02:42.480
test what

01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:42.920
the emergency

01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:43.840
response team

01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:44.800
reaction is

01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:45.720
in such a

01:02:45.720 --> 01:02:46.060
case.

01:02:47.420 --> 01:02:47.760
Oh my

01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:48.040
God,

01:02:48.120 --> 01:02:48.440
we got a

01:02:48.440 --> 01:02:49.020
wrong email.

01:02:49.240 --> 01:02:49.660
We got an

01:02:49.660 --> 01:02:50.160
email that

01:02:50.160 --> 01:02:50.680
bounced.

01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:51.320
Oh no!

01:02:51.320 --> 01:02:53.020
Do you

01:02:53.020 --> 01:02:53.260
know how

01:02:53.260 --> 01:02:53.760
many emails

01:02:53.760 --> 01:02:54.020
that we

01:02:54.020 --> 01:02:54.300
get on

01:02:54.300 --> 01:02:54.660
a daily

01:02:54.660 --> 01:02:55.040
basis

01:02:55.040 --> 01:02:55.360
have been

01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:55.540
revved

01:02:55.540 --> 01:02:55.660
at

01:02:55.660 --> 01:02:55.940
Bounce?

01:02:56.820 --> 01:02:57.120
It's

01:02:57.120 --> 01:02:57.440
probably.

01:02:57.980 --> 01:02:58.420
Never

01:02:58.420 --> 01:02:59.140
underestimate

01:02:59.140 --> 01:03:00.620
the asinine

01:03:00.620 --> 01:03:01.340
qualities of

01:03:01.340 --> 01:03:01.700
emergency

01:03:01.700 --> 01:03:02.440
response teams.

01:03:02.900 --> 01:03:03.140
Yeah,

01:03:03.300 --> 01:03:03.520
yeah,

01:03:03.520 --> 01:03:03.820
exactly.

01:03:03.820 --> 01:03:04.200
I was

01:03:04.200 --> 01:03:04.580
reading a

01:03:04.580 --> 01:03:05.100
news story,

01:03:05.300 --> 01:03:06.160
I'm not

01:03:06.160 --> 01:03:06.680
exactly sure

01:03:06.680 --> 01:03:06.980
where I

01:03:06.980 --> 01:03:07.320
read this,

01:03:07.460 --> 01:03:08.580
but somebody

01:03:08.580 --> 01:03:09.040
in London

01:03:09.040 --> 01:03:09.660
was arrested

01:03:09.660 --> 01:03:10.760
for browsing

01:03:10.760 --> 01:03:11.600
a tsunami

01:03:11.600 --> 01:03:12.420
release site,

01:03:13.200 --> 01:03:13.860
and the

01:03:13.860 --> 01:03:14.500
admin thought

01:03:14.500 --> 01:03:14.840
he was a

01:03:14.840 --> 01:03:15.080
hacker.

01:03:15.380 --> 01:03:15.720
Why?

01:03:15.940 --> 01:03:16.440
Because he

01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:16.900
was using

01:03:16.900 --> 01:03:17.460
links.

01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:18.520
Oh,

01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:19.960
only hackers

01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:20.440
use links.

01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:22.420
That's

01:03:22.420 --> 01:03:22.820
amazing.

01:03:23.320 --> 01:03:23.520
Yeah,

01:03:23.600 --> 01:03:24.200
that sounds

01:03:24.200 --> 01:03:24.900
pretty asinine.

01:03:25.200 --> 01:03:25.440
Yeah.

01:03:26.120 --> 01:03:26.560
Well,

01:03:26.660 --> 01:03:27.080
the answer

01:03:27.080 --> 01:03:27.480
to this

01:03:27.480 --> 01:03:27.860
one is

01:03:27.860 --> 01:03:28.180
B.

01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:29.480
Oh man,

01:03:29.540 --> 01:03:29.760
I knew

01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:30.160
that one.

01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:31.480
And B

01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:32.060
says,

01:03:32.420 --> 01:03:32.740
again,

01:03:32.840 --> 01:03:33.400
this is why

01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:33.820
you send

01:03:33.820 --> 01:03:34.200
an email

01:03:34.200 --> 01:03:34.540
to an

01:03:34.540 --> 01:03:34.800
address

01:03:34.800 --> 01:03:35.280
that doesn't

01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:35.720
exist,

01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:37.560
because B,

01:03:37.680 --> 01:03:37.920
you will

01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:38.660
elicit a

01:03:38.660 --> 01:03:39.600
response back

01:03:39.600 --> 01:03:40.040
that will

01:03:40.040 --> 01:03:40.540
reveal

01:03:40.540 --> 01:03:41.260
information

01:03:41.260 --> 01:03:42.180
on servers

01:03:42.180 --> 01:03:43.140
being used

01:03:43.140 --> 01:03:43.480
in the

01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:43.800
treatment

01:03:43.800 --> 01:03:44.420
of mail

01:03:44.420 --> 01:03:44.980
traffic.

01:03:45.520 --> 01:03:45.920
And that

01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:46.560
is a fact.

01:03:46.640 --> 01:03:46.940
You are

01:03:46.940 --> 01:03:47.340
going to

01:03:47.340 --> 01:03:47.520
get,

01:03:47.680 --> 01:03:48.040
the mail

01:03:48.040 --> 01:03:48.420
server is

01:03:48.420 --> 01:03:48.620
going to

01:03:48.620 --> 01:03:48.900
pick it

01:03:48.900 --> 01:03:49.060
up,

01:03:49.100 --> 01:03:49.320
it's going

01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:49.680
to pass

01:03:49.680 --> 01:03:49.940
it through

01:03:49.940 --> 01:03:50.300
any other

01:03:50.300 --> 01:03:50.960
servers such

01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:52.080
as spam

01:03:52.080 --> 01:03:52.580
servers.

01:03:52.720 --> 01:03:52.940
There are

01:03:52.940 --> 01:03:53.380
hardware

01:03:53.380 --> 01:03:54.600
solutions or

01:03:54.600 --> 01:03:55.240
even software

01:03:55.240 --> 01:03:56.400
servers where

01:03:56.400 --> 01:03:56.960
people set up

01:03:56.960 --> 01:03:57.500
a box to

01:03:57.500 --> 01:03:57.820
search it

01:03:57.820 --> 01:03:58.260
for spam.

01:03:58.380 --> 01:03:58.480
You're

01:03:58.480 --> 01:03:58.660
going to

01:03:58.660 --> 01:03:59.180
find all

01:03:59.180 --> 01:03:59.700
those hops,

01:03:59.780 --> 01:04:00.060
all those

01:04:00.060 --> 01:04:01.080
hits as

01:04:01.080 --> 01:04:01.560
it passes

01:04:01.560 --> 01:04:01.960
through.

01:04:02.500 --> 01:04:02.880
And you

01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:03.200
will see

01:04:03.200 --> 01:04:03.600
that in

01:04:03.600 --> 01:04:03.960
all the

01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:04.380
email

01:04:04.380 --> 01:04:04.740
headers.

01:04:04.960 --> 01:04:05.560
So that

01:04:05.560 --> 01:04:05.860
would be

01:04:05.860 --> 01:04:06.200
the reason

01:04:06.200 --> 01:04:06.520
to send

01:04:06.520 --> 01:04:06.840
a fake

01:04:06.840 --> 01:04:07.200
email,

01:04:07.420 --> 01:04:08.120
not because

01:04:08.120 --> 01:04:08.420
you want

01:04:08.420 --> 01:04:08.660
them to

01:04:08.660 --> 01:04:08.900
see it,

01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:09.180
but because

01:04:09.180 --> 01:04:09.540
you want

01:04:09.540 --> 01:04:09.820
to get

01:04:09.820 --> 01:04:10.280
that bounce

01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:10.620
message

01:04:10.620 --> 01:04:11.660
back so

01:04:11.660 --> 01:04:11.860
you can

01:04:11.860 --> 01:04:12.220
see where

01:04:12.220 --> 01:04:12.580
it went.

01:04:12.580 --> 01:04:20.400
firewalking.

01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:20.480
Firewalking.

01:04:22.700 --> 01:04:23.180
Firewalking.

01:04:23.580 --> 01:04:24.000
Dude, I

01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:24.520
saw that in

01:04:24.520 --> 01:04:26.240
some documentary

01:04:26.240 --> 01:04:26.820
on National

01:04:26.820 --> 01:04:27.380
Geographic.

01:04:27.500 --> 01:04:27.720
That looked

01:04:27.720 --> 01:04:28.220
pretty painful.

01:04:28.220 --> 01:04:29.080
Yeah, you

01:04:29.080 --> 01:04:29.440
don't see

01:04:29.440 --> 01:04:29.680
where that

01:04:29.680 --> 01:04:30.140
has to do

01:04:30.140 --> 01:04:31.100
with hacking

01:04:31.100 --> 01:04:31.720
though, but

01:04:31.720 --> 01:04:32.860
firewalking is

01:04:32.860 --> 01:04:33.260
just...

01:04:33.260 --> 01:04:33.660
You probably

01:04:33.660 --> 01:04:33.940
want to

01:04:33.940 --> 01:04:34.380
hack off

01:04:34.380 --> 01:04:34.760
your feet

01:04:34.760 --> 01:04:35.020
if they

01:04:35.020 --> 01:04:35.360
turn into

01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:35.780
cinders.

01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:36.400
Probably.

01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:37.700
It has

01:04:37.700 --> 01:04:38.040
to do

01:04:38.040 --> 01:04:38.320
with

01:04:38.320 --> 01:04:39.340
firewalls.

01:04:39.420 --> 01:04:39.880
Common sense

01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:40.400
might put

01:04:40.400 --> 01:04:40.780
the words

01:04:40.780 --> 01:04:41.100
together,

01:04:41.200 --> 01:04:41.380
two and

01:04:41.380 --> 01:04:41.740
two together.

01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:42.440
Firewalking.

01:04:42.580 --> 01:04:43.700
Firewall is

01:04:43.700 --> 01:04:44.180
determining

01:04:44.180 --> 01:04:44.740
what rules

01:04:44.740 --> 01:04:45.240
are in place

01:04:45.240 --> 01:04:45.480
on the

01:04:45.480 --> 01:04:46.080
firewall based

01:04:46.080 --> 01:04:46.300
on the

01:04:46.300 --> 01:04:46.680
responses

01:04:46.680 --> 01:04:47.040
you get

01:04:47.040 --> 01:04:47.660
back from

01:04:47.660 --> 01:04:48.680
trying to

01:04:48.680 --> 01:04:49.260
pass to it

01:04:49.260 --> 01:04:49.520
or trying

01:04:49.520 --> 01:04:49.860
to connect

01:04:49.860 --> 01:04:50.220
to it.

01:04:52.120 --> 01:04:52.560
Let's

01:04:52.560 --> 01:04:53.240
see here.

01:04:53.520 --> 01:04:53.740
Let me

01:04:53.740 --> 01:04:54.360
find a couple

01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:54.780
others.

01:04:55.060 --> 01:04:55.340
Let me

01:04:55.340 --> 01:04:55.700
find some

01:04:55.700 --> 01:04:56.300
tougher ones

01:04:56.300 --> 01:04:56.780
because those

01:04:56.780 --> 01:04:57.060
are all

01:04:57.060 --> 01:04:57.400
actually

01:04:57.400 --> 01:04:58.320
pretty easy.

01:04:59.120 --> 01:04:59.620
You'll get

01:04:59.620 --> 01:05:00.080
a lot of

01:05:00.080 --> 01:05:00.700
questions like

01:05:00.700 --> 01:05:00.960
this.

01:05:01.000 --> 01:05:01.420
This one's

01:05:01.420 --> 01:05:01.720
true or

01:05:01.720 --> 01:05:02.140
false, but

01:05:02.140 --> 01:05:02.540
most of

01:05:02.540 --> 01:05:02.780
them are

01:05:02.780 --> 01:05:03.200
not true

01:05:03.200 --> 01:05:03.600
and false.

01:05:04.540 --> 01:05:05.180
This one

01:05:05.180 --> 01:05:05.820
says, if

01:05:05.820 --> 01:05:06.340
you receive

01:05:06.340 --> 01:05:07.100
an RST

01:05:07.100 --> 01:05:08.320
packet while

01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:08.860
doing an

01:05:08.860 --> 01:05:09.680
ACK scan,

01:05:10.060 --> 01:05:10.860
it indicates

01:05:10.860 --> 01:05:11.240
that the

01:05:11.240 --> 01:05:11.700
port is

01:05:11.700 --> 01:05:12.160
open.

01:05:12.300 --> 01:05:12.880
True or

01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:13.380
false?

01:05:14.540 --> 01:05:15.520
Most of

01:05:15.520 --> 01:05:15.920
the ones

01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:17.040
that I've

01:05:17.040 --> 01:05:18.820
seen say,

01:05:19.220 --> 01:05:20.040
if you

01:05:20.040 --> 01:05:20.580
receive this

01:05:20.580 --> 01:05:21.140
packet while

01:05:21.140 --> 01:05:21.600
doing this

01:05:21.600 --> 01:05:22.780
scan, what

01:05:22.780 --> 01:05:23.500
response will

01:05:23.500 --> 01:05:23.840
you get?

01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:24.240
You'll get

01:05:24.240 --> 01:05:24.940
four options.

01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:26.720
I didn't

01:05:26.720 --> 01:05:27.100
have any

01:05:27.100 --> 01:05:27.380
true or

01:05:27.380 --> 01:05:27.720
false on

01:05:27.720 --> 01:05:28.240
the actual

01:05:28.240 --> 01:05:28.700
test.

01:05:29.160 --> 01:05:29.580
This is a

01:05:29.580 --> 01:05:30.280
practice exam

01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:30.640
I'm looking

01:05:30.640 --> 01:05:31.400
at now, so

01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:31.940
there were

01:05:31.940 --> 01:05:32.480
no true and

01:05:32.480 --> 01:05:32.800
false on

01:05:32.800 --> 01:05:33.260
the actual

01:05:33.260 --> 01:05:33.700
exam.

01:05:34.980 --> 01:05:35.620
This one

01:05:35.620 --> 01:05:36.340
is true.

01:05:37.240 --> 01:05:37.600
The port

01:05:37.600 --> 01:05:38.220
is open.

01:05:40.460 --> 01:05:41.060
There were

01:05:41.060 --> 01:05:41.920
several like

01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:42.140
that.

01:05:42.220 --> 01:05:42.700
You definitely

01:05:42.700 --> 01:05:43.280
have to know

01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:44.040
the responses.

01:05:44.800 --> 01:05:45.120
You have to

01:05:45.120 --> 01:05:45.680
know all the

01:05:45.680 --> 01:05:46.380
different responses

01:05:46.380 --> 01:05:46.840
to all the

01:05:46.840 --> 01:05:47.600
different queries.

01:05:49.480 --> 01:05:50.360
Let's see.

01:05:52.640 --> 01:05:53.140
Boy, that's

01:05:53.140 --> 01:05:53.260
way...

01:05:53.260 --> 01:05:53.580
Wait, you

01:05:53.580 --> 01:05:54.140
get a reset

01:05:54.140 --> 01:05:54.680
packet when

01:05:54.680 --> 01:05:55.100
you're scanning

01:05:55.100 --> 01:05:55.460
something?

01:05:55.540 --> 01:05:55.940
The port is

01:05:55.940 --> 01:05:56.280
open?

01:05:57.720 --> 01:05:58.340
Let's see.

01:05:58.420 --> 01:05:58.540
If you

01:05:58.540 --> 01:05:58.940
receive...

01:05:58.940 --> 01:06:00.260
I heard you

01:06:00.260 --> 01:06:00.520
wrong.

01:06:00.700 --> 01:06:00.980
If you

01:06:00.980 --> 01:06:02.260
receive a

01:06:02.260 --> 01:06:03.520
reset packet

01:06:03.520 --> 01:06:04.060
while doing

01:06:04.060 --> 01:06:04.600
an ACS

01:06:04.600 --> 01:06:05.600
scan, it

01:06:05.600 --> 01:06:06.180
indicates that

01:06:06.180 --> 01:06:06.680
the port is

01:06:06.680 --> 01:06:07.100
open.

01:06:07.520 --> 01:06:07.800
And that

01:06:07.800 --> 01:06:08.280
is true.

01:06:10.580 --> 01:06:11.980
Oh, never

01:06:11.980 --> 01:06:12.240
mind.

01:06:12.420 --> 01:06:12.800
Okay, I'm

01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:13.020
just going to

01:06:13.020 --> 01:06:13.460
shut up now

01:06:13.460 --> 01:06:13.720
and not

01:06:13.720 --> 01:06:14.120
sound like a

01:06:14.120 --> 01:06:14.320
noob.

01:06:15.200 --> 01:06:15.780
That is

01:06:15.780 --> 01:06:16.120
true.

01:06:17.460 --> 01:06:18.160
Oh, let's

01:06:18.160 --> 01:06:18.740
see here.

01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:19.340
I was just

01:06:19.340 --> 01:06:19.580
kidding.

01:06:19.720 --> 01:06:20.180
I was letting

01:06:20.180 --> 01:06:20.540
the people

01:06:20.540 --> 01:06:21.080
play at home

01:06:21.080 --> 01:06:21.500
saying, oh

01:06:21.500 --> 01:06:22.280
my God, he's

01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:22.800
so wrong.

01:06:22.940 --> 01:06:23.160
It becomes

01:06:23.160 --> 01:06:23.620
blah, blah,

01:06:23.800 --> 01:06:23.820
blah.

01:06:24.160 --> 01:06:24.700
That's just

01:06:24.700 --> 01:06:24.880
it.

01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:25.760
All these

01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:26.460
different packets

01:06:26.460 --> 01:06:26.900
and which

01:06:26.900 --> 01:06:28.140
types of...

01:06:28.140 --> 01:06:28.700
And that goes

01:06:28.700 --> 01:06:29.260
back to what I

01:06:29.260 --> 01:06:30.020
was saying before

01:06:30.020 --> 01:06:30.900
too about which

01:06:30.900 --> 01:06:31.760
type of packets

01:06:31.760 --> 01:06:32.620
you're using and

01:06:32.620 --> 01:06:33.180
how they're made

01:06:33.180 --> 01:06:34.080
up and et cetera,

01:06:34.180 --> 01:06:34.680
et cetera, because

01:06:34.680 --> 01:06:36.140
they're all different.

01:06:36.700 --> 01:06:36.880
Yeah.

01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:38.280
And that's why

01:06:38.280 --> 01:06:39.120
Nmap and tools

01:06:39.120 --> 01:06:39.620
like that are

01:06:39.620 --> 01:06:41.700
so great to

01:06:41.700 --> 01:06:42.280
automate all

01:06:42.280 --> 01:06:42.840
that stuff.

01:06:43.620 --> 01:06:43.960
Nmap.

01:06:44.060 --> 01:06:45.040
Nmap's code is

01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:45.620
godlike.

01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:46.900
Yeah, it's, you

01:06:46.900 --> 01:06:47.760
know, the

01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:48.640
order...

01:06:48.640 --> 01:06:49.760
Does crazy

01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:50.320
things with

01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:51.420
TCP scans

01:06:51.420 --> 01:06:51.900
that, like, you

01:06:51.900 --> 01:06:52.520
know, the

01:06:52.520 --> 01:06:53.080
people never

01:06:53.080 --> 01:06:53.560
even thought

01:06:53.560 --> 01:06:54.060
were possible.

01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:55.240
It's a beauty.

01:06:56.180 --> 01:06:57.060
The code is

01:06:57.060 --> 01:06:57.820
just wonderful to

01:06:57.820 --> 01:06:58.240
look at if

01:06:58.240 --> 01:06:58.560
you're ever

01:06:58.560 --> 01:06:58.980
looking at

01:06:58.980 --> 01:06:59.800
TCP sockets

01:06:59.800 --> 01:07:00.640
and see.

01:07:01.520 --> 01:07:02.240
Very, very

01:07:02.240 --> 01:07:02.840
good stuff.

01:07:03.700 --> 01:07:04.320
Here's one

01:07:04.320 --> 01:07:04.800
that has a

01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:05.380
big, long

01:07:05.380 --> 01:07:06.180
bit of text

01:07:06.180 --> 01:07:06.580
and it's

01:07:06.580 --> 01:07:07.140
basically

01:07:07.140 --> 01:07:09.120
what can you

01:07:09.120 --> 01:07:09.720
tell from

01:07:09.720 --> 01:07:10.480
this...

01:07:10.480 --> 01:07:11.980
What can you

01:07:11.980 --> 01:07:12.580
tell from

01:07:12.580 --> 01:07:13.120
this log

01:07:13.120 --> 01:07:13.540
entry?

01:07:13.740 --> 01:07:14.120
And you see

01:07:14.120 --> 01:07:14.520
a bunch of

01:07:14.520 --> 01:07:15.700
hits with

01:07:15.700 --> 01:07:16.560
things like

01:07:16.560 --> 01:07:18.240
root exe,

01:07:18.420 --> 01:07:18.960
c colon,

01:07:19.300 --> 01:07:19.840
backslash

01:07:19.840 --> 01:07:20.340
directory,

01:07:20.520 --> 01:07:21.760
command exe,

01:07:22.520 --> 01:07:23.560
et cetera,

01:07:23.660 --> 01:07:23.940
et cetera.

01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:24.280
All these

01:07:24.280 --> 01:07:24.980
attempts at

01:07:24.980 --> 01:07:25.580
executing

01:07:25.580 --> 01:07:26.660
command exe,

01:07:26.800 --> 01:07:27.500
which is...

01:07:27.500 --> 01:07:27.940
Like NMDA.

01:07:28.260 --> 01:07:28.700
NMDA

01:07:28.700 --> 01:07:29.140
signature.

01:07:29.300 --> 01:07:30.060
Absolutely right.

01:07:30.140 --> 01:07:30.460
That's a

01:07:30.460 --> 01:07:30.800
signature.

01:07:31.000 --> 01:07:31.500
Anytime you

01:07:31.500 --> 01:07:31.840
see that,

01:07:31.900 --> 01:07:32.100
it's a

01:07:32.100 --> 01:07:32.380
NMDA

01:07:32.380 --> 01:07:32.820
attack.

01:07:32.840 --> 01:07:33.260
Or attempted.

01:07:33.380 --> 01:07:33.520
Well,

01:07:33.520 --> 01:07:33.960
technically it

01:07:33.960 --> 01:07:34.340
could also be

01:07:34.340 --> 01:07:35.040
a code red.

01:07:35.860 --> 01:07:36.340
Yeah,

01:07:36.460 --> 01:07:36.740
yeah,

01:07:36.880 --> 01:07:37.220
very...

01:07:37.220 --> 01:07:38.660
The only

01:07:38.660 --> 01:07:39.240
reason because

01:07:39.240 --> 01:07:39.600
is because

01:07:39.600 --> 01:07:39.880
NMDA

01:07:39.880 --> 01:07:41.240
basically tries

01:07:41.240 --> 01:07:41.460
to use

01:07:41.460 --> 01:07:41.880
code red

01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:42.260
backdoors.

01:07:42.300 --> 01:07:42.440
I was

01:07:42.440 --> 01:07:42.820
getting ready

01:07:42.820 --> 01:07:43.160
to say

01:07:43.160 --> 01:07:43.500
because they're

01:07:43.500 --> 01:07:43.980
so very

01:07:43.980 --> 01:07:44.800
closely related.

01:07:46.040 --> 01:07:46.480
Here's an

01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:46.960
easy one.

01:07:48.260 --> 01:07:48.800
What do

01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:49.440
the following

01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:49.940
have in

01:07:49.940 --> 01:07:50.340
common?

01:07:50.980 --> 01:07:51.480
Trenu,

01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:53.720
TFN2K,

01:07:54.740 --> 01:07:55.520
Windtrenu,

01:07:56.440 --> 01:07:56.960
T-Site,

01:07:57.640 --> 01:07:58.400
and Stractal

01:07:58.400 --> 01:07:59.340
Drot have

01:07:59.340 --> 01:07:59.880
in common?

01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:02.220
And they're

01:08:02.220 --> 01:08:03.840
all distributed

01:08:03.840 --> 01:08:05.460
denial-of-service

01:08:05.460 --> 01:08:05.900
tools.

01:08:05.900 --> 01:08:06.420
Damn it,

01:08:06.460 --> 01:08:06.760
I was going

01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:07.240
to say that

01:08:07.240 --> 01:08:07.420
too,

01:08:07.480 --> 01:08:07.740
but I don't

01:08:07.740 --> 01:08:07.880
want to

01:08:07.880 --> 01:08:08.160
sound like

01:08:08.160 --> 01:08:08.540
a noob.

01:08:11.600 --> 01:08:12.240
I'm worried

01:08:12.240 --> 01:08:12.800
about trashing

01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:13.440
my reputation

01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:13.680
here.

01:08:13.680 --> 01:08:15.640
It's 1237,

01:08:15.960 --> 01:08:16.600
I'm tired.

01:08:16.600 --> 01:08:18.600
Here's a

01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:19.240
simple one.

01:08:19.280 --> 01:08:19.520
Actually,

01:08:19.620 --> 01:08:20.040
this is too

01:08:20.040 --> 01:08:20.240
simple.

01:08:20.340 --> 01:08:20.920
They didn't

01:08:20.920 --> 01:08:21.300
have anything

01:08:21.300 --> 01:08:21.760
this simple

01:08:21.760 --> 01:08:22.460
on the exam.

01:08:23.100 --> 01:08:23.540
What tool

01:08:23.540 --> 01:08:24.040
do you need

01:08:24.040 --> 01:08:24.540
to read a

01:08:24.540 --> 01:08:25.120
Perl script

01:08:25.120 --> 01:08:25.800
in order to

01:08:25.800 --> 01:08:26.420
determine what

01:08:26.420 --> 01:08:26.920
is the purpose

01:08:26.920 --> 01:08:27.600
of the script?

01:08:28.320 --> 01:08:28.640
Cap.

01:08:29.020 --> 01:08:29.200
Yeah,

01:08:29.320 --> 01:08:30.080
the answer

01:08:30.080 --> 01:08:31.060
is any text

01:08:31.060 --> 01:08:31.900
editor or text

01:08:31.900 --> 01:08:32.180
viewer.

01:08:32.380 --> 01:08:33.340
That was not

01:08:33.340 --> 01:08:33.980
a question that

01:08:33.980 --> 01:08:34.600
simple on the

01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:35.000
exam.

01:08:36.180 --> 01:08:37.280
Absolutely not.

01:08:37.720 --> 01:08:38.340
These sample

01:08:38.340 --> 01:08:39.080
questions now

01:08:39.080 --> 01:08:39.620
are starting to

01:08:39.620 --> 01:08:40.720
become...

01:08:40.720 --> 01:08:41.380
LPR.

01:08:42.220 --> 01:08:42.720
What is a

01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:43.340
hacktivist?

01:08:44.880 --> 01:08:45.380
Stankdog.

01:08:45.380 --> 01:08:46.060
Yeah,

01:08:46.240 --> 01:08:47.100
wrong answer.

01:08:48.300 --> 01:08:48.900
Someone that

01:08:48.900 --> 01:08:49.600
hacks for a

01:08:49.600 --> 01:08:50.040
cause.

01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:51.160
Unless you

01:08:51.160 --> 01:08:51.440
can call

01:08:51.440 --> 01:08:52.220
having fun

01:08:52.220 --> 01:08:53.000
a cause,

01:08:53.120 --> 01:08:53.560
then no,

01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:53.900
I'm not a

01:08:53.900 --> 01:08:54.360
hacktivist.

01:08:55.580 --> 01:08:57.040
Who is that?

01:08:57.260 --> 01:08:57.980
Crime thing.

01:08:58.200 --> 01:08:58.360
Oh,

01:08:58.360 --> 01:08:58.700
God,

01:08:58.780 --> 01:08:59.040
I hate that.

01:08:59.040 --> 01:08:59.120
Oh,

01:08:59.180 --> 01:08:59.300
no,

01:08:59.360 --> 01:08:59.760
don't mention

01:08:59.760 --> 01:09:00.300
him on my

01:09:00.300 --> 01:09:00.600
show.

01:09:02.380 --> 01:09:03.260
Let's see.

01:09:03.340 --> 01:09:04.140
Noob.

01:09:05.900 --> 01:09:06.380
Yeah,

01:09:06.660 --> 01:09:07.640
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

01:09:11.020 --> 01:09:11.500
Okay,

01:09:11.680 --> 01:09:12.420
I am a tool

01:09:12.420 --> 01:09:13.060
that can hide

01:09:13.060 --> 01:09:13.980
processes from

01:09:13.980 --> 01:09:14.980
the process list.

01:09:15.380 --> 01:09:16.020
I can hide

01:09:16.020 --> 01:09:16.500
files.

01:09:16.620 --> 01:09:17.120
I can also

01:09:17.120 --> 01:09:17.820
hide registry

01:09:17.820 --> 01:09:18.320
entries.

01:09:18.780 --> 01:09:19.380
Intercept key

01:09:19.380 --> 01:09:20.020
strokes typed

01:09:20.020 --> 01:09:20.720
at the console.

01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:21.400
Issue a

01:09:21.400 --> 01:09:22.200
debug interrupt

01:09:22.200 --> 01:09:22.740
causing a

01:09:22.740 --> 01:09:23.160
blue screen

01:09:23.160 --> 01:09:23.580
of death.

01:09:24.080 --> 01:09:24.480
Redirect

01:09:24.480 --> 01:09:25.440
EXE files.

01:09:25.700 --> 01:09:26.100
What is the

01:09:26.100 --> 01:09:26.680
name of this

01:09:26.680 --> 01:09:27.080
tool?

01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:29.800
I think this,

01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:30.020
yeah,

01:09:30.120 --> 01:09:30.540
I don't

01:09:30.540 --> 01:09:31.560
particularly like

01:09:31.560 --> 01:09:32.020
this question,

01:09:32.160 --> 01:09:32.440
but yes,

01:09:32.480 --> 01:09:32.980
the answer is

01:09:32.980 --> 01:09:33.500
rootkit.

01:09:34.220 --> 01:09:34.660
Yay!

01:09:36.340 --> 01:09:37.080
You get a little

01:09:37.080 --> 01:09:37.660
bell to ring

01:09:37.660 --> 01:09:38.140
when I'm right.

01:09:38.400 --> 01:09:39.760
Some of these

01:09:39.760 --> 01:09:40.440
hackers would do

01:09:40.440 --> 01:09:41.500
better at than,

01:09:41.620 --> 01:09:41.980
I think,

01:09:42.040 --> 01:09:42.320
some of these

01:09:42.320 --> 01:09:43.180
security professionals

01:09:43.180 --> 01:09:43.860
who this is aimed

01:09:43.860 --> 01:09:44.240
towards.

01:09:44.240 --> 01:09:45.340
Like this one,

01:09:45.660 --> 01:09:46.520
I am a tool

01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:47.340
used to crack

01:09:47.340 --> 01:09:48.280
a single account

01:09:48.280 --> 01:09:48.980
on Netware

01:09:48.980 --> 01:09:50.220
servers using

01:09:50.220 --> 01:09:50.920
a dictionary

01:09:50.920 --> 01:09:51.620
attack.

01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:52.520
What is my

01:09:52.520 --> 01:09:52.860
name?

01:09:53.380 --> 01:09:53.640
God,

01:09:53.680 --> 01:09:53.980
I don't even

01:09:53.980 --> 01:09:54.440
remember what

01:09:54.440 --> 01:09:55.120
Netware was.

01:09:55.240 --> 01:09:55.420
Yeah,

01:09:55.560 --> 01:09:56.220
and the thing

01:09:56.220 --> 01:09:56.440
is,

01:09:56.620 --> 01:09:57.600
hackers may have

01:09:57.600 --> 01:09:58.200
used this,

01:09:58.260 --> 01:09:59.040
so they may be

01:09:59.040 --> 01:09:59.820
familiar with it,

01:09:59.880 --> 01:10:01.120
whereas I think

01:10:01.120 --> 01:10:01.780
most security

01:10:01.780 --> 01:10:02.420
administrators,

01:10:02.600 --> 01:10:03.120
especially these

01:10:03.120 --> 01:10:03.320
days,

01:10:03.380 --> 01:10:03.900
don't remember

01:10:03.900 --> 01:10:04.800
Netware stuff

01:10:04.800 --> 01:10:05.100
either,

01:10:05.200 --> 01:10:05.580
but it's

01:10:05.580 --> 01:10:05.960
NWP...

01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:06.260
NWP...

01:10:06.260 --> 01:10:06.800
It's still around.

01:10:06.980 --> 01:10:07.900
I know a couple

01:10:07.900 --> 01:10:08.360
of people who

01:10:08.360 --> 01:10:08.880
still use it.

01:10:09.020 --> 01:10:09.220
Yeah,

01:10:09.340 --> 01:10:10.440
it's NWP

01:10:10.440 --> 01:10:10.860
crack.

01:10:10.860 --> 01:10:14.380
NWP

01:10:14.380 --> 01:10:14.940
crack.

01:10:15.160 --> 01:10:15.380
Now,

01:10:15.460 --> 01:10:15.900
let me take a

01:10:15.900 --> 01:10:16.420
look at this.

01:10:16.580 --> 01:10:16.900
Let's see.

01:10:17.040 --> 01:10:18.200
Let me find some

01:10:18.200 --> 01:10:19.140
good questions

01:10:19.140 --> 01:10:19.520
here.

01:10:22.660 --> 01:10:23.020
See,

01:10:23.120 --> 01:10:24.220
the sample

01:10:24.220 --> 01:10:24.820
quizzes they

01:10:24.820 --> 01:10:25.180
give you

01:10:25.180 --> 01:10:25.880
don't show

01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:26.320
the good

01:10:26.320 --> 01:10:27.080
multiple choice.

01:10:27.180 --> 01:10:27.480
Let me see

01:10:27.480 --> 01:10:28.000
about a couple

01:10:28.000 --> 01:10:28.380
of the ones

01:10:28.380 --> 01:10:28.940
that I wrote

01:10:28.940 --> 01:10:30.100
down that I

01:10:30.100 --> 01:10:30.580
copied and

01:10:30.580 --> 01:10:31.060
pasted because

01:10:31.060 --> 01:10:32.020
I thought they

01:10:32.020 --> 01:10:32.960
were tricky.

01:10:32.960 --> 01:10:36.300
Let me see.

01:10:36.400 --> 01:10:36.880
Let me see.

01:10:36.960 --> 01:10:37.360
Let me see.

01:10:37.420 --> 01:10:38.100
What do I have

01:10:38.100 --> 01:10:38.440
here?

01:10:40.140 --> 01:10:40.800
I don't know.

01:10:40.860 --> 01:10:42.620
Here's one that

01:10:42.620 --> 01:10:43.400
I don't like.

01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:44.280
I hated this

01:10:44.280 --> 01:10:44.960
question on the

01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:45.340
exam.

01:10:46.100 --> 01:10:46.680
I don't know

01:10:46.680 --> 01:10:47.260
if I got it

01:10:47.260 --> 01:10:47.580
right.

01:10:47.800 --> 01:10:47.940
Well,

01:10:48.060 --> 01:10:48.740
I went and

01:10:48.740 --> 01:10:49.020
looked the

01:10:49.020 --> 01:10:49.800
answer afterwards

01:10:49.800 --> 01:10:50.140
because I'm

01:10:50.140 --> 01:10:50.640
like that.

01:10:52.080 --> 01:10:52.820
It says,

01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:53.480
according to

01:10:53.480 --> 01:10:54.840
CEH methodology,

01:10:55.100 --> 01:10:55.740
which CEH,

01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:56.020
of course,

01:10:56.080 --> 01:10:56.780
Certified Ethical

01:10:56.780 --> 01:10:57.120
Hacking

01:10:57.120 --> 01:10:57.800
Methodology,

01:10:58.180 --> 01:10:58.780
what is the

01:10:58.780 --> 01:10:59.480
next step to

01:10:59.480 --> 01:11:00.140
be performed

01:11:00.140 --> 01:11:01.400
after footprinting?

01:11:02.000 --> 01:11:02.940
Is it A,

01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:03.760
enumeration,

01:11:04.560 --> 01:11:04.960
B,

01:11:05.260 --> 01:11:05.800
scanning,

01:11:06.520 --> 01:11:06.960
C,

01:11:07.160 --> 01:11:08.160
system hacking,

01:11:08.960 --> 01:11:09.220
D,

01:11:09.540 --> 01:11:10.660
social engineering,

01:11:11.220 --> 01:11:11.760
or E,

01:11:12.000 --> 01:11:13.560
expanding influence?

01:11:14.560 --> 01:11:15.080
F,

01:11:15.160 --> 01:11:15.720
grab beer.

01:11:16.300 --> 01:11:16.540
Yeah,

01:11:16.740 --> 01:11:17.080
and see,

01:11:17.240 --> 01:11:17.860
I don't like

01:11:17.860 --> 01:11:19.720
this question

01:11:19.720 --> 01:11:20.540
because

01:11:20.540 --> 01:11:23.240
who the hell

01:11:23.240 --> 01:11:23.680
are they to

01:11:23.680 --> 01:11:24.280
tell me what

01:11:24.280 --> 01:11:25.340
CEH methodology?

01:11:25.740 --> 01:11:26.360
I don't give

01:11:26.360 --> 01:11:27.380
a rat's ass

01:11:27.380 --> 01:11:27.720
what your

01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:28.820
CEH methodology

01:11:28.820 --> 01:11:29.280
is.

01:11:29.700 --> 01:11:30.100
That's some

01:11:30.100 --> 01:11:30.400
bullshit.

01:11:30.400 --> 01:11:31.080
They can tell

01:11:31.080 --> 01:11:31.440
you what

01:11:31.440 --> 01:11:32.380
CEH methodology

01:11:32.380 --> 01:11:32.660
is.

01:11:32.660 --> 01:11:32.940
And they

01:11:32.940 --> 01:11:34.740
do in the

01:11:34.740 --> 01:11:35.120
course.

01:11:35.500 --> 01:11:35.880
But I don't

01:11:35.880 --> 01:11:36.200
like them

01:11:36.200 --> 01:11:36.700
asking the

01:11:36.700 --> 01:11:37.200
questions on

01:11:37.200 --> 01:11:37.460
it because

01:11:37.460 --> 01:11:37.860
to me it's

01:11:37.860 --> 01:11:38.240
not really

01:11:38.240 --> 01:11:38.660
appropriate.

01:11:38.860 --> 01:11:39.280
That's not

01:11:39.280 --> 01:11:39.860
something that

01:11:39.860 --> 01:11:40.900
measures or

01:11:40.900 --> 01:11:41.460
tests your

01:11:41.460 --> 01:11:42.240
hacking ability

01:11:42.240 --> 01:11:42.620
or your

01:11:42.620 --> 01:11:43.340
hacking knowledge.

01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:44.360
It measures

01:11:44.360 --> 01:11:44.940
how much you

01:11:44.940 --> 01:11:45.640
memorized out of

01:11:45.640 --> 01:11:46.060
their stupid

01:11:46.060 --> 01:11:46.520
textbook.

01:11:46.900 --> 01:11:47.460
It's worthless

01:11:47.460 --> 01:11:48.280
information to

01:11:48.280 --> 01:11:48.480
me.

01:11:49.040 --> 01:11:49.440
Fine,

01:11:49.520 --> 01:11:49.980
that's the way

01:11:49.980 --> 01:11:51.060
you CEH people

01:11:51.060 --> 01:11:51.660
want to look at

01:11:51.660 --> 01:11:51.840
things,

01:11:51.900 --> 01:11:52.380
but that's not

01:11:52.380 --> 01:11:52.840
the way that

01:11:52.840 --> 01:11:53.680
real hackers do

01:11:53.680 --> 01:11:53.880
it.

01:11:54.420 --> 01:11:55.600
Take my page

01:11:55.600 --> 01:11:55.980
from the

01:11:55.980 --> 01:11:56.360
Microsoft.

01:11:57.080 --> 01:11:57.440
Yeah,

01:11:57.520 --> 01:11:57.880
we do it

01:11:57.880 --> 01:11:58.240
in whatever

01:11:58.240 --> 01:11:59.520
format or

01:11:59.520 --> 01:11:59.960
order we

01:11:59.960 --> 01:12:00.520
think is

01:12:00.520 --> 01:12:01.280
most appropriate.

01:12:01.660 --> 01:12:02.100
Locking

01:12:02.100 --> 01:12:02.660
yourself into

01:12:02.660 --> 01:12:03.180
some strict

01:12:03.180 --> 01:12:03.960
rigid list

01:12:03.960 --> 01:12:05.180
is ridiculous.

01:12:05.360 --> 01:12:05.780
The answer,

01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:06.300
by the way,

01:12:06.360 --> 01:12:07.100
was scanning,

01:12:07.320 --> 01:12:08.020
B scanning,

01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:09.940
after footprinting.

01:12:09.940 --> 01:12:11.680
So I guess

01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:12.600
enumeration and

01:12:12.600 --> 01:12:13.380
their methodology

01:12:13.380 --> 01:12:14.100
in enumeration is

01:12:14.100 --> 01:12:14.800
probably first,

01:12:14.940 --> 01:12:15.640
then footprinting,

01:12:15.700 --> 01:12:16.280
then scanning.

01:12:17.560 --> 01:12:18.000
And I don't

01:12:18.000 --> 01:12:18.360
think these

01:12:18.360 --> 01:12:18.780
others are

01:12:18.780 --> 01:12:19.680
really system

01:12:19.680 --> 01:12:20.020
hacking.

01:12:20.140 --> 01:12:20.420
That's too

01:12:20.420 --> 01:12:20.940
vague of a

01:12:20.940 --> 01:12:21.260
term.

01:12:21.580 --> 01:12:21.980
I don't think

01:12:21.980 --> 01:12:22.780
there's a real

01:12:22.780 --> 01:12:23.180
step.

01:12:23.180 --> 01:12:23.820
But when do

01:12:23.820 --> 01:12:24.340
you get here?

01:12:26.540 --> 01:12:27.440
I think that

01:12:27.440 --> 01:12:29.080
must be in

01:12:29.080 --> 01:12:30.220
the stage two.

01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:31.160
Oh,

01:12:31.240 --> 01:12:31.440
okay.

01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:33.260
All right,

01:12:33.280 --> 01:12:33.820
how about this

01:12:33.820 --> 01:12:33.980
one?

01:12:34.020 --> 01:12:35.460
This is a tricky

01:12:35.460 --> 01:12:35.720
one.

01:12:35.800 --> 01:12:35.920
Well,

01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:36.600
that's not tricky.

01:12:36.700 --> 01:12:37.060
You either know

01:12:37.060 --> 01:12:37.680
it or you don't.

01:12:38.260 --> 01:12:39.080
While footprinting

01:12:39.080 --> 01:12:39.600
a network,

01:12:39.940 --> 01:12:40.400
and I did

01:12:40.400 --> 01:12:40.660
not,

01:12:40.740 --> 01:12:41.100
that's why I

01:12:41.100 --> 01:12:41.360
wrote this

01:12:41.360 --> 01:12:41.560
down,

01:12:41.600 --> 01:12:41.940
by the way.

01:12:42.460 --> 01:12:43.660
While footprinting

01:12:43.660 --> 01:12:44.140
a network,

01:12:44.360 --> 01:12:44.900
what port

01:12:44.900 --> 01:12:45.880
service should

01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:46.600
you look for

01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:47.660
to attempt

01:12:47.660 --> 01:12:48.580
a zone

01:12:48.580 --> 01:12:49.480
transfer?

01:12:50.340 --> 01:12:50.860
53.

01:12:51.320 --> 01:12:52.600
53 and

01:12:52.600 --> 01:12:54.560
what port

01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:55.480
and service?

01:12:56.560 --> 01:12:56.800
Oh,

01:12:56.900 --> 01:12:57.400
53

01:12:57.400 --> 01:12:59.200
service as

01:12:59.200 --> 01:12:59.640
on DNS

01:12:59.640 --> 01:13:00.220
or service

01:13:00.220 --> 01:13:00.840
as on UDP?

01:13:02.860 --> 01:13:03.420
TCP.

01:13:04.240 --> 01:13:04.420
Oh,

01:13:04.500 --> 01:13:05.660
yeah,

01:13:05.720 --> 01:13:06.040
TCP.

01:13:06.360 --> 01:13:07.040
53 on

01:13:07.040 --> 01:13:07.440
TCP.

01:13:07.640 --> 01:13:07.960
You got

01:13:07.960 --> 01:13:08.120
it.

01:13:08.120 --> 01:13:11.440
Let's

01:13:11.440 --> 01:13:11.620
see,

01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:12.180
what else?

01:13:14.360 --> 01:13:18.860
Let me

01:13:18.860 --> 01:13:19.400
find another

01:13:19.400 --> 01:13:19.940
good one

01:13:19.940 --> 01:13:20.520
here.

01:13:21.580 --> 01:13:22.320
Dig dash

01:13:22.320 --> 01:13:23.660
AXDFR.

01:13:23.840 --> 01:13:24.080
Okay,

01:13:24.220 --> 01:13:25.380
here's the

01:13:25.380 --> 01:13:25.700
NMAP

01:13:25.700 --> 01:13:26.160
question I

01:13:26.160 --> 01:13:26.540
was talking

01:13:26.540 --> 01:13:27.060
about earlier.

01:13:28.020 --> 01:13:28.300
And you

01:13:28.300 --> 01:13:28.780
just either

01:13:28.780 --> 01:13:29.480
have them

01:13:29.480 --> 01:13:29.740
memorized

01:13:29.740 --> 01:13:30.120
or you

01:13:30.120 --> 01:13:30.400
don't.

01:13:31.060 --> 01:13:31.440
Which of

01:13:31.440 --> 01:13:31.980
the following

01:13:31.980 --> 01:13:32.560
NMAP

01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:33.200
commands would

01:13:33.200 --> 01:13:33.640
be used

01:13:33.640 --> 01:13:34.200
to perform

01:13:34.200 --> 01:13:35.040
a UDP

01:13:35.040 --> 01:13:35.680
scan

01:13:35.680 --> 01:13:36.100
of the

01:13:36.100 --> 01:13:36.380
lower

01:13:36.380 --> 01:13:37.160
1024

01:13:37.160 --> 01:13:37.780
ports?

01:13:39.880 --> 01:13:40.600
A.

01:13:40.700 --> 01:13:41.240
NMAP

01:13:41.240 --> 01:13:41.860
dash

01:13:41.860 --> 01:13:42.820
lowercase

01:13:42.820 --> 01:13:43.240
H

01:13:43.240 --> 01:13:43.800
capital

01:13:43.800 --> 01:13:44.220
U.

01:13:47.540 --> 01:13:48.340
B.

01:13:48.460 --> 01:13:48.980
NMAP

01:13:48.980 --> 01:13:50.120
dash

01:13:50.120 --> 01:13:50.760
lowercase

01:13:50.760 --> 01:13:51.140
H

01:13:51.140 --> 01:13:51.540
capital

01:13:51.540 --> 01:13:52.040
U

01:13:52.040 --> 01:13:52.860
space

01:13:52.860 --> 01:13:53.580
hosts.

01:13:53.580 --> 01:13:55.840
C.

01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:56.500
NMAP

01:13:56.500 --> 01:13:57.760
dash

01:13:57.760 --> 01:13:58.960
lowercase

01:13:58.960 --> 01:13:59.320
S

01:13:59.320 --> 01:13:59.760
capital

01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:00.200
U

01:14:00.200 --> 01:14:00.780
dash

01:14:00.780 --> 01:14:01.420
lowercase

01:14:01.420 --> 01:14:01.860
P

01:14:01.860 --> 01:14:02.920
1

01:14:02.920 --> 01:14:03.520
dash

01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:04.460
1024

01:14:04.460 --> 01:14:05.500
space

01:14:05.500 --> 01:14:06.160
hosts.

01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:07.540
D.

01:14:07.740 --> 01:14:08.380
NMAP

01:14:08.380 --> 01:14:08.880
dash

01:14:08.880 --> 01:14:09.340
U

01:14:09.340 --> 01:14:10.340
space

01:14:10.340 --> 01:14:10.740
dash

01:14:10.740 --> 01:14:11.060
V

01:14:11.060 --> 01:14:11.560
space

01:14:11.560 --> 01:14:11.920
dash

01:14:11.920 --> 01:14:12.700
W2

01:14:12.700 --> 01:14:13.300
space

01:14:13.300 --> 01:14:13.920
host

01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:14.820
space

01:14:14.820 --> 01:14:15.300
1

01:14:15.300 --> 01:14:15.720
dash

01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:16.420
1024

01:14:16.420 --> 01:14:17.920
or

01:14:17.920 --> 01:14:18.280
E

01:14:18.280 --> 01:14:18.960
NMAP

01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:19.840
dash

01:14:19.840 --> 01:14:20.620
lowercase

01:14:20.620 --> 01:14:20.980
S

01:14:20.980 --> 01:14:21.400
dash

01:14:21.400 --> 01:14:21.920
capital

01:14:21.920 --> 01:14:22.360
S

01:14:22.360 --> 01:14:23.400
space

01:14:23.400 --> 01:14:23.880
dash

01:14:23.880 --> 01:14:24.780
lowercase

01:14:24.780 --> 01:14:25.240
O

01:14:25.240 --> 01:14:26.080
space

01:14:26.080 --> 01:14:26.820
target

01:14:26.820 --> 01:14:27.580
slash

01:14:27.580 --> 01:14:28.580
1024

01:14:28.580 --> 01:14:30.920
NMAP

01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:31.380
dash

01:14:31.380 --> 01:14:31.720
do what

01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:32.160
I want

01:14:32.160 --> 01:14:32.760
dash

01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:33.360
now

01:14:33.360 --> 01:14:34.060
dash

01:14:34.060 --> 01:14:34.660
the answer

01:14:34.660 --> 01:14:35.400
to that

01:14:35.400 --> 01:14:35.960
was C

01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:36.380
which I'm

01:14:36.380 --> 01:14:36.640
not even

01:14:36.640 --> 01:14:36.880
going to

01:14:36.880 --> 01:14:37.480
read again

01:14:37.480 --> 01:14:38.240
but it's

01:14:38.240 --> 01:14:38.480
one of

01:14:38.480 --> 01:14:38.860
those things

01:14:38.860 --> 01:14:39.120
where you

01:14:39.120 --> 01:14:39.540
have to

01:14:39.540 --> 01:14:39.940
know

01:14:39.940 --> 01:14:40.340
and have

01:14:40.340 --> 01:14:40.820
memorized

01:14:40.820 --> 01:14:41.360
all of

01:14:41.360 --> 01:14:41.580
these

01:14:41.580 --> 01:14:41.940
switches

01:14:41.940 --> 01:14:42.480
and those

01:14:42.480 --> 01:14:42.700
are the

01:14:42.700 --> 01:14:43.040
questions

01:14:43.040 --> 01:14:43.620
that killed

01:14:43.620 --> 01:14:43.960
me.

01:14:44.480 --> 01:14:44.800
I don't

01:14:44.800 --> 01:14:45.120
memorize.

01:14:45.360 --> 01:14:45.660
I look

01:14:45.660 --> 01:14:45.920
them up

01:14:45.920 --> 01:14:46.160
when the

01:14:46.160 --> 01:14:46.380
time

01:14:46.380 --> 01:14:46.780
comes

01:14:46.780 --> 01:14:48.160
I think

01:14:48.160 --> 01:14:48.340
it's

01:14:48.340 --> 01:14:48.840
foolish

01:14:48.840 --> 01:14:51.700
again

01:14:51.700 --> 01:14:52.100
the

01:14:52.100 --> 01:14:52.520
packets

01:14:52.520 --> 01:14:52.940
and the

01:14:52.940 --> 01:14:53.780
responses

01:14:53.780 --> 01:14:54.220
and things

01:14:54.220 --> 01:14:54.680
like that

01:14:54.680 --> 01:14:55.440
which of

01:14:55.440 --> 01:14:55.960
the following

01:14:55.960 --> 01:14:56.760
ICMP

01:14:56.760 --> 01:14:57.720
message types

01:14:57.720 --> 01:14:58.220
are used

01:14:58.220 --> 01:14:58.980
for destination

01:14:58.980 --> 01:14:59.760
unreachable

01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:01.520
A

01:15:01.520 --> 01:15:02.080
0

01:15:02.080 --> 01:15:02.680
B

01:15:02.680 --> 01:15:03.320
3

01:15:03.320 --> 01:15:03.880
C

01:15:03.880 --> 01:15:04.440
11

01:15:04.440 --> 01:15:04.960
D

01:15:04.960 --> 01:15:05.580
13

01:15:05.580 --> 01:15:05.800
or

01:15:05.800 --> 01:15:06.140
E

01:15:06.140 --> 01:15:07.100
17

01:15:07.100 --> 01:15:08.460
I'll take

01:15:08.460 --> 01:15:08.740
a shot

01:15:08.740 --> 01:15:08.920
in the

01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:09.100
dark

01:15:09.100 --> 01:15:09.380
and say

01:15:09.380 --> 01:15:09.920
13

01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:10.920
it's

01:15:10.920 --> 01:15:11.320
B

01:15:11.320 --> 01:15:11.840
3

01:15:11.840 --> 01:15:12.680
oh

01:15:12.680 --> 01:15:14.400
um

01:15:14.400 --> 01:15:16.240
destination

01:15:16.240 --> 01:15:16.800
host

01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:17.000
or

01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:17.480
destination

01:15:17.480 --> 01:15:17.820
net

01:15:17.820 --> 01:15:19.060
destinations

01:15:19.060 --> 01:15:19.840
unreachable

01:15:19.840 --> 01:15:20.160
it doesn't

01:15:20.160 --> 01:15:20.480
say

01:15:20.480 --> 01:15:22.140
whatever

01:15:22.140 --> 01:15:23.980
let's

01:15:23.980 --> 01:15:24.100
see

01:15:24.100 --> 01:15:25.000
I don't

01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:25.160
know

01:15:25.160 --> 01:15:25.700
ICMP

01:15:25.700 --> 01:15:26.660
replies

01:15:26.660 --> 01:15:27.640
ICMP

01:15:27.640 --> 01:15:28.220
replies

01:15:28.220 --> 01:15:29.620
let's

01:15:29.620 --> 01:15:29.860
see

01:15:29.860 --> 01:15:30.340
here's

01:15:30.340 --> 01:15:30.860
a whole

01:15:30.860 --> 01:15:31.220
string

01:15:31.220 --> 01:15:31.580
of these

01:15:31.580 --> 01:15:32.800
of the

01:15:32.800 --> 01:15:33.080
ones we

01:15:33.080 --> 01:15:33.520
talked about

01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:33.840
earlier

01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:34.080
if you

01:15:34.080 --> 01:15:34.500
send a

01:15:34.500 --> 01:15:34.860
SIN

01:15:34.860 --> 01:15:35.940
to an

01:15:35.940 --> 01:15:36.540
open port

01:15:36.540 --> 01:15:36.880
what is

01:15:36.880 --> 01:15:37.360
the correct

01:15:37.360 --> 01:15:38.120
response

01:15:38.120 --> 01:15:39.240
SIN

01:15:39.240 --> 01:15:39.580
AC

01:15:39.580 --> 01:15:42.860
yes

01:15:42.860 --> 01:15:44.960
but I

01:15:44.960 --> 01:15:45.340
need more

01:15:45.340 --> 01:15:45.880
information

01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:48.600
this is

01:15:48.600 --> 01:15:48.960
another

01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:49.300
trick

01:15:49.300 --> 01:15:49.720
question

01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:50.020
kind

01:15:50.020 --> 01:15:50.200
of

01:15:50.200 --> 01:15:50.920
if you

01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:51.320
send a

01:15:51.320 --> 01:15:51.620
SIN

01:15:51.620 --> 01:15:52.020
to an

01:15:52.020 --> 01:15:52.540
open port

01:15:52.540 --> 01:15:52.840
what is

01:15:52.840 --> 01:15:53.260
the correct

01:15:53.260 --> 01:15:53.860
response

01:15:53.860 --> 01:15:54.660
A

01:15:54.660 --> 01:15:55.240
SIN

01:15:55.240 --> 01:15:56.240
B

01:15:56.240 --> 01:15:56.780
AC

01:15:56.780 --> 01:15:57.700
C

01:15:57.700 --> 01:15:58.600
FIN

01:15:58.600 --> 01:15:59.760
or

01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:00.180
D

01:16:00.180 --> 01:16:01.140
PSH

01:16:01.140 --> 01:16:03.820
PSH

01:16:03.820 --> 01:16:04.420
what the hell

01:16:04.420 --> 01:16:04.920
is that

01:16:04.920 --> 01:16:05.260
yeah

01:16:05.260 --> 01:16:06.020
it would be

01:16:06.020 --> 01:16:06.720
SIN

01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:07.940
it would be

01:16:07.940 --> 01:16:08.780
A and

01:16:08.780 --> 01:16:09.100
B

01:16:09.100 --> 01:16:09.480
is the

01:16:09.480 --> 01:16:09.760
correct

01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:10.060
answer

01:16:10.060 --> 01:16:10.360
to that

01:16:10.360 --> 01:16:10.520
one

01:16:10.520 --> 01:16:11.580
you can

01:16:11.580 --> 01:16:11.960
do that

01:16:11.960 --> 01:16:13.320
half

01:16:13.320 --> 01:16:13.700
open

01:16:13.700 --> 01:16:14.200
scanning

01:16:14.200 --> 01:16:16.560
I believe

01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:17.120
that's

01:16:17.120 --> 01:16:17.440
that's

01:16:17.440 --> 01:16:17.620
again

01:16:17.620 --> 01:16:17.760
you can do

01:16:17.760 --> 01:16:18.100
like two

01:16:18.100 --> 01:16:18.640
questions at

01:16:18.640 --> 01:16:18.900
once

01:16:18.900 --> 01:16:19.660
this is

01:16:19.660 --> 01:16:19.880
yeah

01:16:19.880 --> 01:16:20.160
you can

01:16:20.160 --> 01:16:20.320
get

01:16:20.320 --> 01:16:21.220
yeah

01:16:21.220 --> 01:16:21.880
I believe

01:16:21.880 --> 01:16:22.280
so

01:16:22.280 --> 01:16:22.940
I believe

01:16:22.940 --> 01:16:23.200
so

01:16:23.200 --> 01:16:23.440
the

01:16:23.440 --> 01:16:24.500
the

01:16:24.500 --> 01:16:25.820
well

01:16:25.820 --> 01:16:26.200
you know

01:16:26.200 --> 01:16:26.340
what

01:16:26.340 --> 01:16:27.020
I gotta

01:16:27.020 --> 01:16:27.400
be honest

01:16:27.400 --> 01:16:28.000
on this

01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:28.220
one

01:16:28.220 --> 01:16:28.500
and a

01:16:28.500 --> 01:16:28.660
lot

01:16:28.660 --> 01:16:28.760
of

01:16:28.760 --> 01:16:29.020
these

01:16:29.020 --> 01:16:29.720
I went

01:16:29.720 --> 01:16:29.940
and looked

01:16:29.940 --> 01:16:30.260
them up

01:16:30.260 --> 01:16:30.780
afterwards

01:16:30.780 --> 01:16:31.360
so I

01:16:31.360 --> 01:16:31.560
can't

01:16:31.560 --> 01:16:31.900
guarantee

01:16:31.900 --> 01:16:32.140
the

01:16:32.140 --> 01:16:32.520
accuracy

01:16:32.520 --> 01:16:32.820
quite

01:16:32.820 --> 01:16:33.200
frankly

01:16:33.200 --> 01:16:33.380
if

01:16:33.380 --> 01:16:33.600
someone

01:16:33.600 --> 01:16:34.060
knows

01:16:34.060 --> 01:16:34.260
that

01:16:34.260 --> 01:16:34.520
I've

01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:35.240
misspoken

01:16:35.240 --> 01:16:35.420
here

01:16:35.420 --> 01:16:35.860
please

01:16:35.860 --> 01:16:36.320
correct

01:16:36.320 --> 01:16:36.600
me

01:16:36.600 --> 01:16:37.360
without

01:16:37.360 --> 01:16:37.740
calling

01:16:37.740 --> 01:16:37.860
me

01:16:37.860 --> 01:16:37.960
a

01:16:37.960 --> 01:16:38.360
dumbass

01:16:38.360 --> 01:16:38.600
just

01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:39.260
say

01:16:39.260 --> 01:16:39.420
I

01:16:39.420 --> 01:16:39.900
misspoke

01:16:39.900 --> 01:16:40.240
but

01:16:40.240 --> 01:16:40.900
thank

01:16:40.900 --> 01:16:41.020
you

01:16:41.020 --> 01:16:41.420
dumbass

01:16:41.420 --> 01:16:41.540
you

01:16:41.540 --> 01:16:42.000
misspoke

01:16:42.000 --> 01:16:42.480
yeah

01:16:42.480 --> 01:16:42.880
how about

01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:43.300
here's

01:16:43.300 --> 01:16:43.480
one

01:16:43.480 --> 01:16:43.660
that's

01:16:43.660 --> 01:16:43.740
a

01:16:43.740 --> 01:16:43.960
clear

01:16:43.960 --> 01:16:44.300
answer

01:16:44.300 --> 01:16:45.140
what is

01:16:45.140 --> 01:16:45.260
the

01:16:45.260 --> 01:16:45.540
proper

01:16:45.540 --> 01:16:46.040
response

01:16:46.040 --> 01:16:46.420
for a

01:16:46.420 --> 01:16:47.200
FIN scan

01:16:47.200 --> 01:16:49.120
if the

01:16:49.120 --> 01:16:49.560
port is

01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:50.180
closed

01:16:50.180 --> 01:16:52.020
A

01:16:52.020 --> 01:16:52.440
AC

01:16:52.440 --> 01:16:53.180
excuse me

01:16:53.180 --> 01:16:53.420
A

01:16:53.420 --> 01:16:53.800
SIN

01:16:53.800 --> 01:16:54.220
B

01:16:54.220 --> 01:16:54.560
AC

01:16:54.560 --> 01:16:55.060
C

01:16:55.060 --> 01:16:55.580
FIN

01:16:55.580 --> 01:16:56.340
D

01:16:56.340 --> 01:16:57.200
PSH

01:16:57.200 --> 01:16:57.800
E

01:16:57.800 --> 01:16:58.500
RST

01:16:58.500 --> 01:17:00.640
I'm gonna

01:17:00.640 --> 01:17:00.840
guess

01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:01.200
E

01:17:01.200 --> 01:17:02.060
you got

01:17:02.060 --> 01:17:02.260
it

01:17:02.260 --> 01:17:02.720
reset

01:17:02.720 --> 01:17:02.900
I

01:17:02.900 --> 01:17:04.980
don't

01:17:04.980 --> 01:17:05.140
even

01:17:05.140 --> 01:17:05.820
PSH

01:17:05.820 --> 01:17:06.620
is a

01:17:06.620 --> 01:17:08.420
proper

01:17:08.420 --> 01:17:08.880
response

01:17:08.880 --> 01:17:09.080
for

01:17:09.080 --> 01:17:09.340
a

01:17:09.340 --> 01:17:10.420
it

01:17:10.420 --> 01:17:11.360
is

01:17:11.360 --> 01:17:11.600
what

01:17:11.600 --> 01:17:11.740
is

01:17:11.740 --> 01:17:12.540
PSH

01:17:12.540 --> 01:17:14.360
oh

01:17:14.360 --> 01:17:14.580
unless

01:17:14.580 --> 01:17:14.740
it's

01:17:14.740 --> 01:17:14.860
like

01:17:14.860 --> 01:17:15.060
one of

01:17:15.060 --> 01:17:15.200
those

01:17:15.200 --> 01:17:15.800
crazy

01:17:15.800 --> 01:17:16.020
ones

01:17:16.020 --> 01:17:16.200
like

01:17:16.200 --> 01:17:16.880
Squelch

01:17:16.880 --> 01:17:17.400
or

01:17:17.400 --> 01:17:17.680
Source

01:17:17.680 --> 01:17:18.080
Squench

01:17:18.080 --> 01:17:18.620
it's

01:17:18.620 --> 01:17:18.840
like

01:17:18.840 --> 01:17:19.600
oh

01:17:19.600 --> 01:17:20.300
man

01:17:20.300 --> 01:17:20.660
I

01:17:20.660 --> 01:17:20.960
can't

01:17:20.960 --> 01:17:21.100
think

01:17:21.100 --> 01:17:21.220
of

01:17:21.220 --> 01:17:21.880
it

01:17:21.880 --> 01:17:22.240
is

01:17:22.240 --> 01:17:22.380
that

01:17:22.380 --> 01:17:22.980
Google

01:17:22.980 --> 01:17:24.200
no

01:17:24.200 --> 01:17:24.460
not

01:17:24.460 --> 01:17:24.740
Google

01:17:24.740 --> 01:17:25.060
ask

01:17:25.060 --> 01:17:25.380
Yahoo

01:17:25.380 --> 01:17:25.680
damn

01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:26.780
it

01:17:26.780 --> 01:17:27.260
screw

01:17:27.260 --> 01:17:27.500
you

01:17:27.500 --> 01:17:27.680
I'm

01:17:27.680 --> 01:17:27.920
asking

01:17:27.920 --> 01:17:28.240
Google

01:17:28.240 --> 01:17:28.560
I

01:17:28.560 --> 01:17:28.700
don't

01:17:28.700 --> 01:17:28.960
ask

01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:29.220
Google

01:17:29.220 --> 01:17:29.680
anymore

01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:30.080
and

01:17:30.080 --> 01:17:30.340
actually

01:17:30.340 --> 01:17:31.580
we're

01:17:31.580 --> 01:17:31.700
gonna

01:17:31.700 --> 01:17:32.180
stop

01:17:32.180 --> 01:17:32.380
with

01:17:32.380 --> 01:17:32.680
that

01:17:32.680 --> 01:17:33.000
one

01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:33.380
because

01:17:33.380 --> 01:17:33.560
we're

01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:33.780
running

01:17:33.780 --> 01:17:34.020
low

01:17:34.020 --> 01:17:34.240
on

01:17:34.240 --> 01:17:34.780
time

01:17:34.780 --> 01:17:35.480
but

01:17:35.480 --> 01:17:35.620
you

01:17:35.620 --> 01:17:35.880
got

01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:36.060
an

01:17:36.060 --> 01:17:36.720
idea

01:17:36.720 --> 01:17:37.080
I'm

01:17:37.080 --> 01:17:37.220
gonna

01:17:37.220 --> 01:17:37.540
tell

01:17:37.540 --> 01:17:37.620
you

01:17:37.620 --> 01:17:37.720
what

01:17:37.720 --> 01:17:37.840
I'll

01:17:37.840 --> 01:17:38.000
read

01:17:38.000 --> 01:17:38.220
a few

01:17:38.220 --> 01:17:38.400
more

01:17:38.400 --> 01:17:38.800
questions

01:17:38.800 --> 01:17:39.040
and

01:17:39.040 --> 01:17:39.180
I'm

01:17:39.180 --> 01:17:39.400
not

01:17:39.400 --> 01:17:39.560
going

01:17:39.560 --> 01:17:39.600
to

01:17:39.600 --> 01:17:39.760
give

01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:39.920
the

01:17:39.920 --> 01:17:40.200
answers

01:17:40.200 --> 01:17:40.500
and

01:17:40.500 --> 01:17:40.640
I'll

01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:40.780
let

01:17:40.780 --> 01:17:41.100
people

01:17:41.100 --> 01:17:41.380
look

01:17:41.380 --> 01:17:41.580
these

01:17:41.580 --> 01:17:41.880
answers

01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:42.600
up

01:17:42.600 --> 01:17:44.500
what

01:17:44.500 --> 01:17:44.760
type

01:17:44.760 --> 01:17:44.880
of

01:17:44.880 --> 01:17:45.640
what

01:17:45.640 --> 01:17:46.000
was

01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:46.600
the

01:17:46.600 --> 01:17:47.020
PS

01:17:47.020 --> 01:17:47.380
whatever

01:17:47.380 --> 01:17:48.820
PSH

01:17:48.820 --> 01:17:49.820
Papa

01:17:49.820 --> 01:17:50.100
Sierra

01:17:50.100 --> 01:17:50.440
Hotel

01:17:50.440 --> 01:17:51.140
yeah

01:17:51.140 --> 01:17:52.000
okay

01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:53.100
I will

01:17:53.100 --> 01:17:53.360
look it

01:17:53.360 --> 01:17:53.480
up

01:17:53.480 --> 01:17:53.700
while you

01:17:53.700 --> 01:17:53.840
read

01:17:53.840 --> 01:17:53.940
the

01:17:53.940 --> 01:17:54.140
questions

01:17:54.140 --> 01:17:54.420
okay

01:17:54.420 --> 01:17:55.660
I'm

01:17:55.660 --> 01:17:55.820
just

01:17:55.820 --> 01:17:55.940
going

01:17:55.940 --> 01:17:56.060
to

01:17:56.060 --> 01:17:56.300
jump

01:18:00.340 --> 01:18:00.520
most

01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:01.020
reliable

01:18:01.020 --> 01:18:01.500
but

01:18:01.500 --> 01:18:01.900
also

01:18:01.900 --> 01:18:02.120
the

01:18:02.120 --> 01:18:02.340
most

01:18:02.340 --> 01:18:02.800
visible

01:18:02.800 --> 01:18:03.240
and

01:18:03.240 --> 01:18:03.540
likely

01:18:03.540 --> 01:18:03.760
to

01:18:03.760 --> 01:18:03.900
be

01:18:03.900 --> 01:18:04.180
picked

01:18:04.180 --> 01:18:04.500
up

01:18:04.500 --> 01:18:05.280
by

01:18:05.280 --> 01:18:05.440
an

01:18:05.440 --> 01:18:05.860
intrusion

01:18:05.860 --> 01:18:06.320
detection

01:18:06.320 --> 01:18:06.980
system

01:18:06.980 --> 01:18:08.140
A

01:18:08.140 --> 01:18:09.000
SYN scan

01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:09.520
B

01:18:09.520 --> 01:18:10.720
ACS scan

01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:11.280
D

01:18:11.280 --> 01:18:12.160
RST

01:18:12.160 --> 01:18:12.800
scan

01:18:12.800 --> 01:18:13.620
D

01:18:13.620 --> 01:18:14.160
connect

01:18:14.160 --> 01:18:14.720
scan

01:18:14.720 --> 01:18:15.040
or

01:18:15.040 --> 01:18:15.460
E

01:18:15.460 --> 01:18:16.060
thin

01:18:16.060 --> 01:18:16.620
scan

01:18:16.620 --> 01:18:19.760
let's

01:18:19.760 --> 01:18:20.200
see

01:18:20.200 --> 01:18:21.640
what

01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:21.920
is

01:18:21.920 --> 01:18:22.400
forms

01:18:22.400 --> 01:18:23.160
scalpel

01:18:23.160 --> 01:18:23.600
used

01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:24.040
for

01:18:24.040 --> 01:18:26.060
and

01:18:26.060 --> 01:18:26.260
a lot

01:18:26.260 --> 01:18:26.320
of

01:18:26.320 --> 01:18:26.460
these

01:18:26.460 --> 01:18:26.640
again

01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:26.960
are

01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:27.280
knowing

01:18:27.280 --> 01:18:27.700
tools

01:18:27.700 --> 01:18:27.940
what

01:18:27.940 --> 01:18:28.100
is

01:18:28.100 --> 01:18:28.420
hunt

01:18:28.420 --> 01:18:29.260
used

01:18:29.260 --> 01:18:29.680
for

01:18:29.680 --> 01:18:31.240
hunt

01:18:31.240 --> 01:18:32.100
which

01:18:32.100 --> 01:18:32.240
the

01:18:32.240 --> 01:18:32.440
answer

01:18:32.440 --> 01:18:32.560
to

01:18:32.560 --> 01:18:32.700
that

01:18:32.700 --> 01:18:32.820
of

01:18:32.820 --> 01:18:32.960
course

01:18:32.960 --> 01:18:33.140
I'll

01:18:33.140 --> 01:18:33.320
tell

01:18:33.320 --> 01:18:33.480
you

01:18:33.480 --> 01:18:33.820
because

01:18:33.820 --> 01:18:34.020
it's

01:18:34.020 --> 01:18:34.180
kind

01:18:34.180 --> 01:18:34.420
of

01:18:34.420 --> 01:18:35.320
tough

01:18:35.320 --> 01:18:35.460
to

01:18:35.460 --> 01:18:35.660
google

01:18:35.660 --> 01:18:35.940
for

01:18:35.940 --> 01:18:36.120
is

01:18:36.120 --> 01:18:36.420
used

01:18:36.420 --> 01:18:36.580
to

01:18:36.580 --> 01:18:36.940
intercept

01:18:36.940 --> 01:18:37.660
traffic

01:18:37.660 --> 01:18:38.420
as

01:18:38.420 --> 01:18:38.600
in

01:18:38.600 --> 01:18:38.820
man

01:18:38.820 --> 01:18:38.940
in

01:18:38.940 --> 01:18:39.060
the

01:18:39.060 --> 01:18:39.220
middle

01:18:39.220 --> 01:18:39.520
type

01:18:39.520 --> 01:18:40.020
traffic

01:18:40.020 --> 01:18:40.260
man

01:18:40.260 --> 01:18:40.360
in

01:18:40.360 --> 01:18:40.440
the

01:18:40.440 --> 01:18:40.580
middle

01:18:40.580 --> 01:18:41.100
attacks

01:18:41.100 --> 01:18:44.260
what

01:18:44.260 --> 01:18:44.400
is

01:18:44.400 --> 01:18:44.540
the

01:18:44.540 --> 01:18:45.060
disadvantage

01:18:45.060 --> 01:18:45.340
of

01:18:45.340 --> 01:18:45.460
an

01:18:45.460 --> 01:18:45.880
automated

01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:46.480
vulnerability

01:18:46.480 --> 01:18:47.120
assessment

01:18:47.120 --> 01:18:47.600
tool

01:18:47.600 --> 01:18:49.760
here's

01:18:49.760 --> 01:18:49.960
a good

01:18:49.960 --> 01:18:50.100
one

01:18:50.100 --> 01:18:50.300
what

01:18:50.300 --> 01:18:50.620
port

01:18:50.620 --> 01:18:50.840
should

01:18:50.840 --> 01:18:50.980
be

01:18:50.980 --> 01:18:51.300
blocked

01:18:51.300 --> 01:18:51.580
on

01:18:51.580 --> 01:18:51.740
the

01:18:51.740 --> 01:18:52.100
firewall

01:18:52.100 --> 01:18:52.380
to

01:18:52.380 --> 01:18:52.740
prevent

01:18:52.740 --> 01:18:53.020
net

01:18:53.020 --> 01:18:53.560
BIOS

01:18:53.560 --> 01:18:54.060
traffic

01:18:54.060 --> 01:18:54.640
from

01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:54.860
not

01:18:54.860 --> 01:18:55.160
coming

01:18:55.160 --> 01:18:55.320
through

01:18:55.320 --> 01:18:55.460
the

01:18:55.460 --> 01:18:55.820
firewall

01:18:55.820 --> 01:18:56.080
if

01:18:56.080 --> 01:18:56.200
your

01:18:56.200 --> 01:18:56.620
network

01:18:56.620 --> 01:18:56.820
is

01:18:56.820 --> 01:18:57.200
comprised

01:18:57.200 --> 01:18:57.380
of

01:18:57.380 --> 01:18:57.680
windows

01:18:57.680 --> 01:18:58.260
nt

01:18:58.260 --> 01:18:58.940
2000

01:18:58.940 --> 01:18:59.280
and

01:18:59.280 --> 01:19:00.100
xp

01:19:00.100 --> 01:19:00.760
that's

01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:01.000
a fun

01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:01.520
one

01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:02.340
yes

01:19:02.340 --> 01:19:02.960
that one

01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:03.920
I'm going to leave that one

01:19:03.920 --> 01:19:05.820
because you can easily find the answer to that one

01:19:05.820 --> 01:19:08.240
let's see

01:19:08.240 --> 01:19:10.040
what is the command

01:19:10.040 --> 01:19:14.400
what are the default passwords used by snmp

01:19:14.400 --> 01:19:16.360
p there are two answers to that

01:19:16.360 --> 01:19:16.560
two

01:19:16.560 --> 01:19:17.360
very nice

01:19:17.360 --> 01:19:17.960
very nice

01:19:17.960 --> 01:19:18.240
yep

01:19:18.240 --> 01:19:19.680
um

01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:21.700
oh

01:19:21.700 --> 01:19:22.120
goodness

01:19:22.120 --> 01:19:22.500
goodness

01:19:22.500 --> 01:19:22.820
goodness

01:19:22.820 --> 01:19:23.560
let's see

01:19:23.560 --> 01:19:24.700
soa records

01:19:24.700 --> 01:19:25.640
you have to know

01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:27.780
um

01:19:27.780 --> 01:19:32.820
pandora is used to attack network operating systems

01:19:32.820 --> 01:19:35.020
to attack what network operating systems

01:19:35.020 --> 01:19:35.520
excuse me

01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:37.460
um

01:19:37.460 --> 01:19:44.980
which of the following are potential attacks on cryptography

01:19:44.980 --> 01:19:45.860
a

01:19:45.860 --> 01:19:47.000
a one time pad

01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:47.980
b

01:19:47.980 --> 01:19:49.800
chosen ciphertext

01:19:49.800 --> 01:19:50.780
c

01:19:50.780 --> 01:19:51.640
man in the middle

01:19:51.640 --> 01:19:52.200
or d

01:19:52.200 --> 01:19:54.100
known ciphertext attack

01:19:54.100 --> 01:19:54.560
or i'm sorry

01:19:54.560 --> 01:19:55.060
or e

01:19:55.060 --> 01:19:56.140
replay attack

01:19:56.140 --> 01:19:59.480
um

01:19:59.480 --> 01:20:02.140
a lot of logs

01:20:02.140 --> 01:20:04.440
a lot of cut and pasting of log files

01:20:04.440 --> 01:20:06.060
um

01:20:06.060 --> 01:20:07.640
and you're supposed to look through the logs

01:20:07.640 --> 01:20:09.240
and see what kind of attack was attempted

01:20:09.240 --> 01:20:11.480
or what kind of information you can garnish from it

01:20:11.480 --> 01:20:14.020
generated by an intrusion detection system

01:20:14.020 --> 01:20:14.480
for example

01:20:14.480 --> 01:20:15.920
they will give you a part of the log

01:20:15.920 --> 01:20:17.340
when they think something's going on

01:20:17.340 --> 01:20:18.240
and you have to look at it

01:20:18.240 --> 01:20:19.520
and figure out what's going on

01:20:19.520 --> 01:20:21.700
um

01:20:21.700 --> 01:20:23.900
let's see

01:20:23.900 --> 01:20:25.160
dns cache poisoning

01:20:25.160 --> 01:20:26.780
you have to know a little bit about that

01:20:26.780 --> 01:20:28.520
um

01:20:28.520 --> 01:20:30.780
actually

01:20:30.780 --> 01:20:34.520
that's all that I wrote down

01:20:34.520 --> 01:20:35.740
that I missed for sure

01:20:35.740 --> 01:20:37.000
or that I had questions about

01:20:37.000 --> 01:20:38.580
that I wanted to look up afterwards

01:20:38.580 --> 01:20:40.880
and

01:20:40.880 --> 01:20:42.600
I think that's probably good anyway

01:20:42.600 --> 01:20:44.420
because we're running low on time

01:20:44.420 --> 01:20:45.040
so

01:20:45.040 --> 01:20:47.460
the other thing is

01:20:47.460 --> 01:20:48.560
the reason I don't have the answers

01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:49.380
to some of these

01:20:49.380 --> 01:20:51.220
is when you're done taking the exam

01:20:51.220 --> 01:20:52.480
they do not tell you

01:20:52.480 --> 01:20:53.420
which ones you missed

01:20:53.420 --> 01:20:55.440
or what the correct answers were

01:20:55.440 --> 01:20:57.700
they simply give you a score

01:20:57.700 --> 01:20:59.860
which I thought was incredibly frustrating

01:20:59.860 --> 01:21:01.120
it's

01:21:01.120 --> 01:21:01.460
you know

01:21:01.460 --> 01:21:02.360
if I'm going to take this

01:21:02.360 --> 01:21:03.040
yeah

01:21:03.040 --> 01:21:03.740
well if I

01:21:03.740 --> 01:21:04.780
see the whole thing is

01:21:04.780 --> 01:21:05.500
I want to learn

01:21:05.500 --> 01:21:06.580
whichever ones I missed

01:21:06.580 --> 01:21:08.080
I want to know what the correct answer was

01:21:08.080 --> 01:21:09.320
so I can know and learn that

01:21:09.320 --> 01:21:09.680
I mean

01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:11.240
that's not their problem

01:21:11.240 --> 01:21:12.040
yeah

01:21:12.040 --> 01:21:12.960
apparently not

01:21:12.960 --> 01:21:14.040
that just kind of

01:21:14.040 --> 01:21:15.960
oh well

01:21:15.960 --> 01:21:17.000
anyway

01:21:17.000 --> 01:21:18.920
for those of you playing at home

01:21:18.920 --> 01:21:20.200
PSH stands for push

01:21:20.200 --> 01:21:21.900
which instructs in a TCP packet

01:21:21.900 --> 01:21:23.560
instructs the receiving system

01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:25.160
to send all buffer data immediately

01:21:25.160 --> 01:21:28.200
but as far as I know

01:21:28.200 --> 01:21:28.960
it has nothing to do

01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:29.740
with the connect sequence

01:21:29.740 --> 01:21:30.540
no

01:21:30.540 --> 01:21:31.740
oh I don't think so

01:21:31.740 --> 01:21:33.200
all right

01:21:33.200 --> 01:21:33.580
well

01:21:33.580 --> 01:21:34.420
I guess we're going to

01:21:34.420 --> 01:21:35.200
wrap it up here

01:21:35.200 --> 01:21:37.420
that should give you

01:21:37.420 --> 01:21:38.160
that should give you

01:21:38.160 --> 01:21:39.120
a very good idea

01:21:39.120 --> 01:21:40.220
of the type of questions

01:21:40.220 --> 01:21:40.760
that they ask

01:21:40.760 --> 01:21:41.740
they're very technical

01:21:41.740 --> 01:21:43.320
very detail

01:21:43.320 --> 01:21:44.860
level stuff

01:21:44.860 --> 01:21:46.340
knowing flags

01:21:46.340 --> 01:21:47.760
knowing exact responses

01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:49.220
and then mix in some

01:21:49.220 --> 01:21:50.540
questions about

01:21:50.540 --> 01:21:51.500
different tools

01:21:51.500 --> 01:21:53.420
now I personally

01:21:53.420 --> 01:21:55.380
I did fine on most of the tools

01:21:55.380 --> 01:21:56.260
because I'm familiar

01:21:56.260 --> 01:21:57.220
with a lot of them

01:21:57.220 --> 01:21:58.560
I just don't memorize

01:21:58.560 --> 01:21:59.660
a lot of these switches

01:21:59.660 --> 01:22:00.820
and a lot of things like that

01:22:00.820 --> 01:22:02.840
I also did way too poorly

01:22:02.840 --> 01:22:04.580
on the port responses

01:22:04.580 --> 01:22:06.260
I should have done better on that

01:22:06.260 --> 01:22:07.040
but I am not

01:22:07.040 --> 01:22:08.140
a network guy

01:22:08.140 --> 01:22:09.240
so I don't really memorize

01:22:09.240 --> 01:22:10.480
those very well either

01:22:10.480 --> 01:22:12.280
so yeah

01:22:12.280 --> 01:22:13.480
I guess I'm a bit of a noob

01:22:13.480 --> 01:22:13.860
that way

01:22:13.860 --> 01:22:14.980
so those are the ones

01:22:14.980 --> 01:22:15.660
that's why I read

01:22:15.660 --> 01:22:16.640
quite a few of those questions

01:22:16.640 --> 01:22:17.400
because those are the ones

01:22:17.400 --> 01:22:18.680
that made me stumble

01:22:18.680 --> 01:22:20.240
luckily I was

01:22:20.240 --> 01:22:21.080
had enough

01:22:21.080 --> 01:22:21.960
other things

01:22:21.960 --> 01:22:22.580
that I knew

01:22:22.580 --> 01:22:23.640
that I was able to

01:22:23.640 --> 01:22:24.340
still

01:22:24.340 --> 01:22:26.680
get the CEH

01:22:26.680 --> 01:22:27.100
but

01:22:27.100 --> 01:22:28.020
anyway

01:22:28.020 --> 01:22:28.980
if you feel comfortable

01:22:28.980 --> 01:22:29.960
with those questions

01:22:29.960 --> 01:22:30.660
that we gave you

01:22:30.660 --> 01:22:31.440
some of those samples

01:22:31.440 --> 01:22:31.860
and

01:22:31.860 --> 01:22:33.900
and those type of questions

01:22:33.900 --> 01:22:34.860
you might want to

01:22:34.860 --> 01:22:35.620
look into it

01:22:35.620 --> 01:22:36.140
so

01:22:36.140 --> 01:22:37.520
do a search for

01:22:37.520 --> 01:22:38.800
Certified Ethical Hacker

01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:39.960
and you will find

01:22:39.960 --> 01:22:40.780
several links

01:22:40.780 --> 01:22:41.960
and

01:22:41.960 --> 01:22:42.500
that

01:22:42.500 --> 01:22:43.060
I think

01:22:43.060 --> 01:22:43.500
is enough

01:22:43.500 --> 01:22:44.340
for the show

01:22:44.340 --> 01:22:46.660
what do you think

01:22:46.660 --> 01:22:48.300
sounds good to me

01:22:48.300 --> 01:22:49.180
alright

01:22:49.180 --> 01:22:50.600
let's close out here

01:22:50.600 --> 01:22:51.720
I wanted to make

01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:52.600
one comment

01:22:52.600 --> 01:22:55.240
I mentioned

01:22:55.240 --> 01:22:56.000
on our site

01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:56.340
of the week

01:22:56.340 --> 01:22:56.860
previously

01:22:56.860 --> 01:22:57.700
a site called

01:22:57.700 --> 01:22:58.820
Welcome to the Scene

01:22:58.820 --> 01:23:00.400
which is like a video show

01:23:00.400 --> 01:23:01.820
which I think the sixth episode

01:23:01.820 --> 01:23:02.480
just came out

01:23:02.480 --> 01:23:03.440
which is kind of interesting

01:23:03.440 --> 01:23:05.980
trying to twist it

01:23:05.980 --> 01:23:07.120
and change characters on it

01:23:07.120 --> 01:23:07.940
which is really cool

01:23:07.940 --> 01:23:09.080
I like this show

01:23:09.080 --> 01:23:10.860
I still like this show

01:23:10.860 --> 01:23:12.540
it's a little bit slow

01:23:12.540 --> 01:23:12.940
at first

01:23:12.940 --> 01:23:13.980
but once you start watching it

01:23:13.980 --> 01:23:15.100
it's surprisingly addictive

01:23:15.100 --> 01:23:16.260
it's well done I think

01:23:16.260 --> 01:23:16.800
and interesting

01:23:16.800 --> 01:23:18.260
but I've seen

01:23:18.260 --> 01:23:18.860
a lot of people

01:23:18.860 --> 01:23:19.380
out there

01:23:19.380 --> 01:23:20.320
making comments

01:23:20.320 --> 01:23:21.080
that this is somehow

01:23:21.080 --> 01:23:22.060
Sony propaganda

01:23:22.060 --> 01:23:24.020
and that really

01:23:24.020 --> 01:23:24.820
confuses me

01:23:24.820 --> 01:23:25.440
I understand

01:23:25.440 --> 01:23:26.100
apparently

01:23:26.100 --> 01:23:26.360
they

01:23:26.360 --> 01:23:29.000
somebody has made

01:23:29.000 --> 01:23:29.560
a connection

01:23:29.560 --> 01:23:30.180
I guess

01:23:30.180 --> 01:23:31.100
an undeniable connection

01:23:31.100 --> 01:23:31.900
that one of the girls

01:23:31.900 --> 01:23:33.200
that works for this company

01:23:33.200 --> 01:23:34.040
June Entertainment

01:23:34.040 --> 01:23:34.540
or something

01:23:34.540 --> 01:23:36.440
either works

01:23:36.440 --> 01:23:37.340
or has worked

01:23:37.340 --> 01:23:37.820
for Sony

01:23:37.820 --> 01:23:38.520
in the past

01:23:38.520 --> 01:23:39.940
but I don't think

01:23:39.940 --> 01:23:40.680
that's really enough

01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:41.260
of a connection

01:23:41.260 --> 01:23:42.140
to say that this is

01:23:42.140 --> 01:23:42.800
Sony propaganda

01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:43.500
because

01:23:43.500 --> 01:23:45.020
if you've seen this

01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:46.060
and I don't know

01:23:46.060 --> 01:23:46.720
if you have

01:23:46.720 --> 01:23:47.460
Black Ratchet

01:23:47.460 --> 01:23:48.800
no I have not

01:23:48.800 --> 01:23:49.180
but

01:23:49.180 --> 01:23:50.880
it's a show about

01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:51.980
it's called The Scene

01:23:51.980 --> 01:23:52.520
because it's about

01:23:52.520 --> 01:23:53.900
the wares and piracy scene

01:23:53.900 --> 01:23:55.000
well

01:23:55.000 --> 01:23:56.520
so far

01:23:56.520 --> 01:23:57.260
I mean if it was

01:23:57.260 --> 01:23:58.040
if it was some kind

01:23:58.040 --> 01:23:58.820
of propaganda film

01:23:58.820 --> 01:23:59.620
they would be telling you

01:23:59.620 --> 01:24:00.460
how bad it is

01:24:00.460 --> 01:24:01.420
and how wrong it is

01:24:01.420 --> 01:24:02.420
and all this kind of stuff

01:24:02.420 --> 01:24:03.780
and they're not

01:24:03.780 --> 01:24:04.740
they're actually showing you

01:24:04.740 --> 01:24:06.120
how some of it works

01:24:06.120 --> 01:24:06.840
now as far as

01:24:06.840 --> 01:24:07.820
how valid it is

01:24:07.820 --> 01:24:08.200
I don't know

01:24:08.200 --> 01:24:08.460
you know

01:24:08.460 --> 01:24:09.720
it's a drama

01:24:09.720 --> 01:24:10.680
so they'd probably

01:24:10.680 --> 01:24:11.540
fudge a few things

01:24:11.540 --> 01:24:11.940
here and there

01:24:11.940 --> 01:24:12.620
it's all fictional

01:24:12.620 --> 01:24:14.300
names and characters

01:24:14.300 --> 01:24:15.220
and stuff like that

01:24:15.220 --> 01:24:16.200
but

01:24:16.200 --> 01:24:17.500
if it was from

01:24:17.500 --> 01:24:17.640
Sony

01:24:17.640 --> 01:24:18.300
I mean the whole idea

01:24:18.300 --> 01:24:19.120
of a girl working

01:24:19.120 --> 01:24:19.940
on a piracy scene

01:24:19.940 --> 01:24:20.780
is just completely

01:24:20.780 --> 01:24:21.380
overblown

01:24:21.380 --> 01:24:21.740
yeah

01:24:21.740 --> 01:24:23.240
the whole idea

01:24:23.240 --> 01:24:25.900
the whole point

01:24:25.900 --> 01:24:28.080
of thinking

01:24:28.080 --> 01:24:28.920
it's propaganda

01:24:28.920 --> 01:24:30.320
if it was

01:24:30.320 --> 01:24:31.000
they wouldn't be

01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:31.700
allowing it

01:24:31.700 --> 01:24:32.460
to talk about

01:24:32.460 --> 01:24:32.960
these subjects

01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:33.420
they would be

01:24:33.420 --> 01:24:34.240
going away from it

01:24:34.240 --> 01:24:34.740
or showing you

01:24:34.740 --> 01:24:35.580
how bad it is

01:24:35.580 --> 01:24:36.440
secondly

01:24:36.440 --> 01:24:37.980
the logic of

01:24:37.980 --> 01:24:38.840
this escapes me

01:24:38.840 --> 01:24:40.020
if you go to the site

01:24:40.020 --> 01:24:41.500
they have a link

01:24:41.500 --> 01:24:42.860
to eDonkey downloads

01:24:42.860 --> 01:24:43.440
emule

01:24:43.440 --> 01:24:44.260
bit torrent

01:24:44.260 --> 01:24:45.160
etc etc

01:24:45.160 --> 01:24:45.900
they've got links

01:24:45.900 --> 01:24:46.340
to all these

01:24:46.340 --> 01:24:47.220
peer to peer apps

01:24:47.220 --> 01:24:48.540
Sony's scared

01:24:48.540 --> 01:24:49.560
shitless of those apps

01:24:49.560 --> 01:24:50.120
they don't want you

01:24:50.120 --> 01:24:50.460
to use them

01:24:50.460 --> 01:24:51.700
for anything at all

01:24:51.700 --> 01:24:52.460
because they know

01:24:52.460 --> 01:24:53.100
that their stuff

01:24:53.100 --> 01:24:53.520
is out there

01:24:53.520 --> 01:24:54.100
being piratized

01:24:54.100 --> 01:24:54.540
they wouldn't

01:24:54.540 --> 01:24:55.080
promote them

01:24:55.080 --> 01:24:55.800
in any way

01:24:55.800 --> 01:24:57.100
shape or form

01:24:57.100 --> 01:24:57.700
if Sony had

01:24:57.700 --> 01:24:58.600
any involvement

01:24:58.600 --> 01:24:59.180
in this

01:24:59.180 --> 01:24:59.960
they wouldn't

01:24:59.960 --> 01:25:00.520
be using

01:25:00.520 --> 01:25:01.220
those things

01:25:01.220 --> 01:25:03.160
that's what

01:25:03.160 --> 01:25:04.020
it seems like

01:25:04.020 --> 01:25:04.360
to me

01:25:04.360 --> 01:25:05.100
what did you hear

01:25:05.100 --> 01:25:06.280
I heard that

01:25:06.280 --> 01:25:06.780
it was actually

01:25:06.780 --> 01:25:07.340
a conspiracy

01:25:07.340 --> 01:25:07.860
that Sony

01:25:07.860 --> 01:25:08.480
wants you to

01:25:08.480 --> 01:25:08.900
think it's not

01:25:08.900 --> 01:25:09.460
related to them

01:25:09.460 --> 01:25:10.660
and what reality

01:25:10.660 --> 01:25:11.080
they do

01:25:11.080 --> 01:25:11.860
is they embed

01:25:11.860 --> 01:25:12.700
mind control

01:25:12.700 --> 01:25:13.380
inside the video

01:25:13.380 --> 01:25:14.420
don't encourage

01:25:14.420 --> 01:25:14.780
them

01:25:14.780 --> 01:25:16.700
don't encourage

01:25:16.700 --> 01:25:16.880
them

01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:17.660
with more

01:25:17.660 --> 01:25:18.700
conspiracy theories

01:25:18.700 --> 01:25:19.840
dude

01:25:19.840 --> 01:25:20.600
they're all out

01:25:20.600 --> 01:25:21.220
to get you

01:25:21.220 --> 01:25:22.460
I'm wearing my

01:25:22.460 --> 01:25:23.080
tinfoil hat

01:25:23.080 --> 01:25:23.480
right now

01:25:23.480 --> 01:25:24.860
my conspiracy theory

01:25:24.860 --> 01:25:25.480
is all against

01:25:25.480 --> 01:25:26.160
Google right now

01:25:26.160 --> 01:25:26.960
so my side of the week

01:25:26.960 --> 01:25:28.960
my side of the week

01:25:28.960 --> 01:25:29.380
this week

01:25:29.380 --> 01:25:31.400
is search.yahoo.com

01:25:31.400 --> 01:25:32.380
start using it

01:25:32.380 --> 01:25:33.180
Google is the

01:25:33.180 --> 01:25:33.760
suck sore

01:25:33.760 --> 01:25:36.700
my side of the week

01:25:36.700 --> 01:25:38.380
is phone trips.com

01:25:38.380 --> 01:25:41.500
phone trips.com

01:25:41.500 --> 01:25:42.500
it's a wonderful

01:25:42.500 --> 01:25:44.100
series of recordings

01:25:44.100 --> 01:25:44.920
from old

01:25:44.920 --> 01:25:45.880
telephone systems

01:25:45.880 --> 01:25:47.280
and I have them

01:25:47.280 --> 01:25:47.940
all converted to

01:25:47.940 --> 01:25:48.600
mp3 and they're

01:25:48.600 --> 01:25:49.480
all on my iPod

01:25:49.480 --> 01:25:49.840
and that's what

01:25:49.840 --> 01:25:50.240
I listen to

01:25:50.240 --> 01:25:50.760
while I'm coding

01:25:50.760 --> 01:25:52.100
very cool

01:25:52.100 --> 01:25:52.920
classic

01:25:52.920 --> 01:25:53.480
classic

01:25:53.480 --> 01:25:56.240
too much

01:25:56.240 --> 01:25:56.920
information there

01:25:56.920 --> 01:25:57.500
buddy

01:25:57.500 --> 01:25:59.560
what kind of

01:25:59.560 --> 01:25:59.940
shout outs

01:25:59.940 --> 01:26:00.920
do you have

01:26:00.920 --> 01:26:03.220
some shout outs

01:26:03.220 --> 01:26:03.680
to the

01:26:03.680 --> 01:26:04.860
DEP forums

01:26:04.860 --> 01:26:06.960
I hadn't

01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:07.600
anything planned

01:26:07.600 --> 01:26:08.600
I didn't either

01:26:08.600 --> 01:26:10.520
I give a shout

01:26:10.520 --> 01:26:10.980
to ZeroDB

01:26:10.980 --> 01:26:12.400
there we go

01:26:12.400 --> 01:26:13.380
yeah shout outs

01:26:13.380 --> 01:26:13.880
to ZeroDB

01:26:13.880 --> 01:26:15.020
see that's a cop out

01:26:15.020 --> 01:26:15.480
that's no

01:26:15.480 --> 01:26:16.780
I give a shout

01:26:16.780 --> 01:26:17.420
to ZeroDB

01:26:17.420 --> 01:26:18.680
he's been busy

01:26:18.680 --> 01:26:19.560
lately but he's

01:26:19.560 --> 01:26:20.300
put together a

01:26:20.300 --> 01:26:21.460
presentation for our

01:26:21.460 --> 01:26:23.100
2600 meeting

01:26:23.100 --> 01:26:24.140
this week

01:26:24.140 --> 01:26:24.700
and that's a

01:26:24.700 --> 01:26:25.580
reminder to everyone

01:26:25.580 --> 01:26:26.220
listening if you

01:26:26.220 --> 01:26:27.420
go to your 2600

01:26:27.420 --> 01:26:28.120
meetings they will

01:26:28.120 --> 01:26:28.980
be this Friday

01:26:28.980 --> 01:26:29.940
April 1st

01:26:29.940 --> 01:26:30.760
April Fool's Day

01:26:30.760 --> 01:26:32.460
so go to your

01:26:32.460 --> 01:26:33.180
meetings or if you

01:26:33.180 --> 01:26:33.860
don't go regularly

01:26:33.860 --> 01:26:34.960
go try one for the

01:26:34.960 --> 01:26:35.640
first time you never

01:26:35.640 --> 01:26:36.960
know you may like it

01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:38.580
so 2600 meetings

01:26:38.580 --> 01:26:39.260
I was actually going

01:26:39.260 --> 01:26:40.020
to go to my last

01:26:40.020 --> 01:26:42.020
one and that time

01:26:42.020 --> 01:26:42.680
like someone sent

01:26:42.680 --> 01:26:43.620
out I'm subscribed

01:26:43.620 --> 01:26:44.420
to my mailing list

01:26:44.420 --> 01:26:44.920
and someone sent

01:26:44.920 --> 01:26:46.120
out a thing saying

01:26:46.120 --> 01:26:47.540
you know oh we're

01:26:47.540 --> 01:26:48.100
going to have a

01:26:48.100 --> 01:26:48.820
reporter at our

01:26:48.820 --> 01:26:49.620
meeting I'm like oh

01:26:49.620 --> 01:26:50.300
god damn it I'm not

01:26:50.300 --> 01:26:50.840
going to go to that

01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:51.700
then oh yeah I

01:26:51.700 --> 01:26:52.320
remember that one

01:26:52.320 --> 01:26:53.380
and like nobody went

01:26:53.380 --> 01:26:54.120
it was pretty funny

01:26:54.120 --> 01:26:55.380
yeah I think isn't

01:26:55.380 --> 01:26:56.020
that the same

01:26:56.020 --> 01:26:56.940
never mind I

01:26:56.940 --> 01:26:57.500
shouldn't tie you

01:26:57.500 --> 01:26:57.840
anyway

01:26:57.840 --> 01:26:59.460
email

01:26:59.460 --> 01:27:00.060
I'll send shout

01:27:00.060 --> 01:27:00.580
out to Strom

01:27:00.580 --> 01:27:01.240
Carlson who's

01:27:01.240 --> 01:27:01.920
feeling sick this

01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:03.460
week sick today so

01:27:03.460 --> 01:27:04.440
I hope he feels

01:27:04.440 --> 01:27:05.020
better by the time

01:27:05.020 --> 01:27:05.500
this airs

01:27:05.500 --> 01:27:06.760
okay email us

01:27:06.760 --> 01:27:08.040
radio at binrev.com

01:27:08.040 --> 01:27:09.840
closing music tonight

01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:10.920
is another track from

01:27:10.920 --> 01:27:12.280
Wu Child it's called

01:27:12.280 --> 01:27:12.960
give them what they

01:27:12.960 --> 01:27:15.240
want and that is

01:27:15.240 --> 01:27:15.840
going to do it for

01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:17.080
episode 89 of

01:27:17.080 --> 01:27:17.340
binary

01:27:17.340 --> 01:27:17.740
I want a new

01:27:17.740 --> 01:27:18.100
computer

01:27:18.100 --> 01:27:20.120
what I want a new

01:27:20.120 --> 01:27:20.680
computer if they

01:27:20.680 --> 01:27:21.140
want to give it to

01:27:21.140 --> 01:27:21.340
me

01:27:21.340 --> 01:27:23.780
um I don't think

01:27:23.780 --> 01:27:24.280
he's going to do

01:27:24.280 --> 01:27:25.780
that anyway we're

01:27:25.780 --> 01:27:26.580
running on this space

01:27:26.580 --> 01:27:27.000
so we're going to

01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:27.780
tell everybody that

01:27:27.780 --> 01:27:28.480
we'll see him next

01:27:28.480 --> 01:27:29.660
week same hack time

01:27:29.660 --> 01:27:30.840
same hack channel

01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:36.480
you know the kids stay hot I don't gotta say what it is or who I am but to make sure that you understand it's Wu Child and there's really no other man

01:27:36.480 --> 01:28:06.440
who can get it snapping like T.I. with them rubber bands a self-made man practicing blowing myself

01:28:06.440 --> 01:28:36.420
up like I was from Pakistan with a track in hand it's only a matter of time I'm the unknown truth like Hank gathers in his prime with his heart pumping training day is up so I spit it like the Russians pull up and start dumping on whoever think they running something treat them like Denzel wish their careers well ain't no survivors coming from it till I'm the last man standing on the planet that can canvas Goliath by supplying the fire single-handed brandish my weapon of choice like I'm wielding a can of you standing in my world and this is the anthem cause all I do then

01:28:36.420 --> 01:28:38.420
give him what he is

01:28:38.420 --> 01:28:41.240
give him what he wants and he know I gotta third

01:28:41.240 --> 01:28:42.440
give him what I need

01:28:42.440 --> 01:28:45.340
Please believe ain't no better than me

01:28:45.340 --> 01:28:47.220
Cause all I do is

01:28:47.220 --> 01:28:48.740
Give them what they want

01:28:48.740 --> 01:28:49.760
And you know I gotta

01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:51.400
Give them what they want

01:28:51.400 --> 01:28:52.240
All the time

01:28:52.240 --> 01:28:55.860
Please believe ain't no better than me

01:28:55.860 --> 01:28:59.020
When I spit, Nick is mostly shook, but he think he tight

01:28:59.020 --> 01:29:01.620
I knock the sugar out your tank like I'm Winky Wright

01:29:01.620 --> 01:29:04.240
Don't have a career malfunction worse than Janet did

01:29:04.240 --> 01:29:06.640
Panicking in need of more friends than Jennifer Aniston

01:29:06.640 --> 01:29:08.240
You ain't even half of him

01:29:08.240 --> 01:29:11.980
Now think fast, now you gotta swallow your pride and blow it out your ass

01:29:11.980 --> 01:29:14.480
Without Luda, I maneuver around the states, bitch

01:29:14.480 --> 01:29:16.140
While these losers suck on their computers

01:29:16.140 --> 01:29:17.540
I'm part of the game, it's this

01:29:17.540 --> 01:29:19.780
I ain't sound click, I sound check

01:29:19.780 --> 01:29:22.800
To put on a live set and make sure my mic sounds best

01:29:22.800 --> 01:29:24.860
Like a M, you just wanna be famous

01:29:24.860 --> 01:29:26.060
But this is my band

01:29:26.060 --> 01:29:28.120
And no one knows what your name is

01:29:28.120 --> 01:29:30.280
You ain't getting no shine from over here

01:29:30.280 --> 01:29:31.620
Pimp, you whacking God tracks

01:29:31.620 --> 01:29:33.220
But nobody's trying to hear them

01:29:33.220 --> 01:29:35.120
You mad and wanna get at the kid

01:29:35.120 --> 01:29:37.440
Then bring it, leave your white teeth pink like Cam

01:29:37.440 --> 01:29:38.700
I really mean this

01:29:38.700 --> 01:29:39.900
All I do is

01:29:39.900 --> 01:29:41.420
Give them what they want

01:29:41.420 --> 01:29:42.460
And you know I gotta

01:29:42.460 --> 01:29:44.120
Give them what they need

01:29:44.120 --> 01:29:45.020
All the time

01:29:45.020 --> 01:29:46.680
Then you'll make them see

01:29:46.680 --> 01:29:48.620
Please believe, ain't no better than me

01:29:48.620 --> 01:29:50.480
Cause all I do is

01:29:50.480 --> 01:29:51.920
Give them what they want

01:29:51.920 --> 01:29:53.040
And you know I gotta

01:29:53.040 --> 01:29:54.640
Give them what they need

01:29:54.640 --> 01:29:55.520
All the time

01:29:55.520 --> 01:29:57.220
Then you'll make them see

01:29:57.220 --> 01:29:59.140
Please believe, ain't no better than me

01:29:59.140 --> 01:30:00.620
Motherfuckers got me twisted

01:30:00.620 --> 01:30:01.960
If they don't think I'm the sickest

01:30:01.960 --> 01:30:03.240
Most prolific gifted niggas

01:30:03.240 --> 01:30:04.880
Stand witness, you don't get the picture

01:30:04.880 --> 01:30:06.260
I split it when I spit it

01:30:06.260 --> 01:30:07.160
Hand you the difference

01:30:07.160 --> 01:30:08.340
And if you don't get it then

01:30:08.340 --> 01:30:10.660
You obviously wasn't listening close enough

01:30:10.660 --> 01:30:11.880
I open up the arsenal

01:30:11.880 --> 01:30:12.780
I'm in the game

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Killing shit like Jason Williams

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And if I target you

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It ain't an accident

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Nah

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You standing on the sidelines

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Screaming faggot shit

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Like this ain't my year

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Come closer

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I get the grease popping on the back of your waves

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Your knees locking like it's back in the day

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With speech hotter than the punk of the J's

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Saying he's not to get you smacked in the face

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Yeah

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You must not know who you really fucking with

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I dodge the hate like I'll leave

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You never even touch the kid

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I know I'm male and your time has expired

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I treat you bitches like apprentice

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Fuck it you fired

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Cause all I do is

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Give them what they want

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And you know I gotta

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Give them what they need

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All the time

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Then you'll make them see

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Please believe, ain't no better than me

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Cause all I do is

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Give them what they want

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And you know I gotta

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Give them what they need

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All the time

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Then you'll make them see

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Please believe, ain't no better than me

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Cause all I do is

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Give them what they want

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And you know I gotta

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Give them what they need

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All the time

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Then you'll make them see

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Please believe, ain't no better than me

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Cause all I do is

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Give them what they want

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And you know I gotta

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Give them what they need

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All the time

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Then you'll make them see

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Please believe, ain't no better than me

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Yeah

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That was that live shit everyone

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Run it back, let me hit it one more again

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Thank you.