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This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers

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I see in binary, I speak source code

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Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you and a fag pose

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In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho

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Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold

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I was a dick with my 56

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Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable

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On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo

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On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero

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In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dream packs

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You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle

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Our exchange you could never stifle

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In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug

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I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z

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To CG, it's all gonna be free

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Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely

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You feel that rattle in your bones?

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When I tell you we just hacked out Jones

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And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back

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Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack

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Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack

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This is dedicated to the hackers and the creepers

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Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, RAMs, SIPs, SIPs

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This is dedicated to the hackers and the crack

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Asuka, you the ones you need to przez this

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That's where you look for for many used esempio

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And long before you use this

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Asuka, you should see because you keep an eye out there

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And you lose it

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The люди and socials are protected

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And always just make sure

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You stretch them up in your ability

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And if you want to knock us out there

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Or think about you

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That's your mind

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THE END

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THE END

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THE END

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104 of Binary Revolution Radio.

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Two years bringing you hacking, news, information, techniques, tips, how-tos, advice, opinions,

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and a few dick and fart jokes mixed in along the way.

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And I am StankDawg joining you again for this momentous episode.

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Two years, 104 episodes every week, non-stop for the most part.

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For the last two years, we have been coming to you, trying to share in some knowledge, spreading the knowledge and the fun and the joy that is hacking, setting some minds straight on what hacking is and is not, educating people, and just overall trying to have fun in the world of hacking.

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And we hope that you continue to listen to the show as we continue on into the future.

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But on this episode, we thought instead of looking to the future, we would take a look back to our past.

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Kind of a walk down memory lane, if you will.

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Because many of you long-time listeners probably realize that Binary Revolution Radio may have started two years ago.

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But the DDP has been around longer than that, and we've been doing a lot of other projects before Binary Revolution Radio started.

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And there were other radio shows before Binary Revolution Radio started.

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So we'd really have to look back to the old Radio Freak America days to really look back at some of the first attempts at hacking radio and freaking radio.

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Radio Freak America from OldSchoolFreak.com was a show started by our good friend Dual Parallel, DDP member, very good friend of mine.

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And Rax, the same thing goes for him, and some guys from Phoenix, 2600 meeting, Condor, and started a little show called Radio Freak America.

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And as Dual and I became friends, I also became part of that show, something I'm very proud of and happy with,

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and kind of broke new ground, if you will, in the content and the type of material that we covered on the radio show.

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And as that went along, we realized that, you know what, there are other people that are interested in this,

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and we kind of wanted to branch out and kind of make another show that was really focused more on the tech.

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And that show, of course, came to be what you know today as Binary Revolution Radio.

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Both shows fantastic, that it was great when they were both around for a while.

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Radio Freak America ended its run at episode 99, and a lot of people thought that might also happen with Binary Revolution Radio,

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yet here we are, once again, episode 104, two seasons continuous, and an accomplishment that I personally am very proud of.

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And hopefully we can keep putting out good shows consistently into the future.

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Now, as part of this walk down memory lane, we thought we'd kind of go back and visit the past a little bit, if you will,

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and touch base with a lot of our former co-hosts and kind of talk about the show and how far we've come over the years.

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I mean, back in the early days of RFA, we thought it was just the coolest thing ever when we had, you know,

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we'd break one or two hundred downloads of the show.

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You know, it was a small community of friends.

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It was just some of us who liked hacking and who were of like mind and wanted to just have fun and, you know,

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make a radio show to try to maybe educate people, try to share our fun and enthusiasm about hacking with other people.

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And as the show continued to grow and grow, it kind of took us by surprise.

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It was just an amazing phenomenon to see this happen.

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And later on, as Binary Revolution Radio spun out of that, it continued to also grow and gain a lot of new listeners.

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Majority of this still came from word of mouth.

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We've never really been too big into going out and promoting the show so much.

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It was just people who would tune in and hopefully enjoyed it or hated it.

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As long as they still tuned in, they were hopefully getting something out of the show.

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And to this day, we're continuing to grow into season two.

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And as season three begins next week and beyond, all of this thing, all of these things kind of taken into consideration

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has really built something that, once again, I'm just very, very proud and fortunate and honored to have been a part of.

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I'm shocked and amazed that we have reached the level that we have and the number of listeners that we have.

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And individually, every single one of you, whether we've spoken personally or whether I know you on an individual basis,

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if you're just one of those listeners who listens in headphones at work and has never emailed us or contacted us,

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you just listen to the podcast, or you're one of the listeners or one of our good friends who actually does contact us

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and help us out with projects and hang out in the forums and things like that,

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we appreciate each and every one of you.

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One thing that I've always maintained through all of this is that the show is still supposed to be two things,

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it's educational and fun.

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And we try our best to keep both of those things going.

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And as I said before, hopefully we can continue to do that.

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And also, not only do I have to thank the listeners and the supporters we've had,

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but I also have to thank all of the co-hosts that we've had over the years.

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You know, some amazing people with some amazing experiences and just incredible knowledge and information.

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Honestly, some of the most intelligent people I've ever met in my life.

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And I've had the good fortune of being able to not only work with them and combine our talents and skills on projects

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and having fun, but you know what, just developing friendships that are going to span years and years

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and go outside of any radio show or any individual project.

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I've met people that I consider some of my closest friends in the world.

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And, you know, that's something else that's just fantastic about doing a show like this

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and about this community in general.

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It has its ups and downs.

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And sometimes events happen and things come along and people have to come and go and leave the scene

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and things like that because real life is still the most important thing.

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But you know what?

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Hacking is a part of who you are.

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And I think as we kind of continue through the show, I think you'll notice that that is an ongoing theme.

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What we're going to do is we're going to kind of talk to some of the co-hosts that we've had over time, over the years.

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Some of them we've heard many times.

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Some of them we've only heard once or twice.

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But all of us who have that genuine interest and understanding in what hacking is

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and have that desire for knowledge, that thirst for information,

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that drive to always find out how things work, the curiosity,

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the just inquisitive nature that makes up a hacker.

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So let's talk to a few people and see what they thought of their experience on Binary Revolution Radio

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and what it is and what it has become and what it came from

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and what it may end up being and how it may go forth in the future.

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So let's start with one of our frequent co-hosts on the show

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and I think you will recognize this voice right away.

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Alright, I am on the phone with Wintermute, this final episode of Binary Revolution Radio

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and Wintermute, of course, was the original co-host of Binary Revolution Radio

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right there from episode one.

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Well, yeah, it was right at episode one.

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It was actually the camp I, you know, camp I counseled and I was,

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or not the counselor, but I was actually participating in Notre Dame

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and we recorded out of a phone booth and, you know, a lot of people were bothering me at the time

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wondering what the hell I was doing, but, you know, it was kind of funny.

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But actually, if you remember, Stank, we actually recorded episodes before that on our own.

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Do you remember?

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Well, we did do a pilot episode, episode zero.

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Yeah, but we actually did episodes negative one and negative two back when RFA was on.

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How do you mean?

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Well, okay, back when we would tape, if anyone remembers RFA or Radio Freak America,

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we actually did a couple shows on there all by ourselves and it was a lot of fun.

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And we were a co-host a lot of the time with Duel Parallel,

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but then we also did a show twice on our own.

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Yeah, I forgot about that.

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So I kind of call those our first real episodes.

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Yeah, I forgot all about that.

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Yeah, no, those were definitely RFA.

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Yeah, I forgot all about it.

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You're right.

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We did do a couple of those.

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I gave Duel a few weeks off there.

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But, yeah, we, you know, that's the thing is Duel and I, you know,

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hooked up a couple of years ago towards the beginning of RFA and just hit it off as good friends.

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You guys hooked up?

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You guys hooked up?

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Well, we didn't hook up like that, you know, that kind of hook up.

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I mean, we met and hit it off and we became friends.

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Nothing sexual or anything like that.

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Jeez, man, send somebody off to college and all their minds go straight to the gutter.

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Yeah.

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So, yeah, that was, I forgot all about it.

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We did do two episodes where you and I co-hosted them.

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Gosh, I don't even remember the topics.

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Now I'm going to have to look it up myself.

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Boy, I didn't, you surprised me with that one.

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I forgot all about those.

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But, yeah, you and I, not only we co-hosted that one, we co-hosted,

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or we co-hosted with Duel, of course, on there a few times and with some other people playing Inquisitor.

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Yeah, you and I did some by ourselves there towards the middle, I think.

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So, yeah, that was, that don't really count, though.

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That was RFA, and VinRev definitely started off with a new format and a new kind of way of doing things

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that was a little bit different because, quite frankly, Duel would blow me away with a lot of his freaking knowledge and whatnot

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and kind of was over my head, I guess.

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I'm still not the big phone freak to this day, but I have learned a tremendous amount from him and everybody else

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and from you, Mute.

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I mean, so much of the ham radio stuff and electronics and even, you know, lots of hacking stuff.

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I mean, we always have good conversations and, you know, we always learn from each other, I hope, a little bit,

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and hopefully that will continue.

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Just because the Binary Revolution radio, as we, well, it's not closing.

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We are kind of turning the page, if you will.

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Well, but just because I'm not going to be hosting the show anymore doesn't mean I'm disappearing

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or that we're going away or that we're not going to talk.

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I'm sure you and I will still keep in touch like we always have.

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So it's not all like, you know, old yell or goodbye permanently or anything like that.

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But, yeah, it's definitely been an interesting ride the whole way.

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And, you know what, it's kind of been, I don't know, looking back on it, I'm very happy with the way things turned out.

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I think that it's just time to close it up because of the fact that there's a lot of things going on.

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I mean, I remember back then we didn't really have any, I think the magazine was just starting.

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I think we were just becoming kind of, you know, we were starting to write for a lot of different magazines.

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We were becoming pretty popular people.

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And I think that it was a good thing to do and now it's time to close it up because we've got a lot of other shows coming on.

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We've got a whole entire podcast.

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We have so many episodes of this stuff to listen to.

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I mean, it's almost getting too much.

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Yeah, and, you know, just think back.

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Do you remember back when we first started it and, like, we would be just amazed if, you know, like 200 people downloaded the show?

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Yeah, I mean, it would be like we would just try to tape record it and it would take,

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or not tape record it, but record it on the computer and we had so many issues before.

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Do you remember, like, we spent, like, a week fixing all that stuff?

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Oh, there were some of them that were just almost irreparable.

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Yeah, exactly.

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So, I mean, it was hilarious.

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I mean, we had tons of fun and I would never trade it for anything.

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Yeah, it was definitely good stuff.

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So, we went from, you know, a couple hundred listeners to several thousand now and hopefully that will continue to grow and with, and hopefully people will stick around and participate in some of the other projects and stuff that we're working on and doing as well.

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So, yeah, once again, we're not disappearing.

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We'll be around for a while and I think the same holds true for you, Wintermute.

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So, thank you for starting the show with me.

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You and I just decided, you know what, we wanted more and we went out and did it.

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Then we're still around and hopefully the show will be around in some iteration or form in the future.

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Let's see how long it takes for it to disappear from people's minds or see what the future of the show holds.

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Definitely, most definitely.

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All right, well, thank you, Wintermute, for being on the show so many times and thank you for doing this with me.

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Spend just a few minutes here to kind of reminisce with everybody and, you know, being that you were the first one, I figured you'd probably be the one we should start with.

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Thank you.

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I think that's going to do it.

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Let's close it up there.

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All right.

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Jeez.

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On the phone with us now is Black Ratchet and Black Ratchet.

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Am I being recorded?

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I don't want you to do anything.

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You're being recorded.

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You are being recorded.

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Do I have your permission to record you and broadcast you to the global interweb?

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I think I'm going to have to talk to my lawyer about that one.

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Well, you do it every week on Freak Factor anyway.

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We record that?

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Yeah, a little bit.

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Does that get broadcasted?

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Actually, we don't.

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Other people ended up doing it, so we intended not to, but that's a whole different story for another time.

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I thought it was just a conf.

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Oh, God.

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Yeah.

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People listen to that?

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Yeah, maybe we need to put disclaimers or warnings or something up for that.

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I actually think we have disclaimers and warnings up for that.

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Yeah, I thought we did, too, actually.

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Got to protect ourselves legally.

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Yeah, but I'm a American, so I can do about anything.

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Well, that's true.

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All rights reserved, as Lucky would say.

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How did you actually, how and when did you actually come across Binary Revolution Radio and subsequently Freak Factor, et cetera, et cetera?

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Oh, well, back in the day of, you know, May 2004, May, April, I don't know.

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Someone posted on FlashDot about, you know, cool radio shows to listen to on your iPod.

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And, you know, me recently getting an iPod, I was like, oh, cool, go check out that.

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And they, someone was talking about RFA.

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And from RFA, I, you know, started listening to that and hooking up the archives.

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And then I started, you know, finding out from other links about default radio.

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And everyone started talking about the BINREV forums, BINREV forum, BINREV forum, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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So I was like, oh, okay, forums.

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And at that point, I was like, you know, forums suck.

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Why would I want to go there?

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But everyone started chatting about it enough.

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And so I finally headed over and lurked there for about a month.

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And then I picked up BINREV radio.

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And, you know, finally started listening to that.

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And, you know, lurked on the forums for a while and picked up that and just, you know, finally registered an account.

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I think I actually just celebrated my one-year anniversary on the forums.

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No, it seems like longer than that.

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Hasn't it been longer than a year?

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No, it's just been a year since I've been around.

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Wow.

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It's just like I registered an account.

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I lurked there for a while, but I never actually posted.

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Ah, I see.

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Well, and it's kind of funny that I never knew that you heard that before from people talking about the forums

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because mostly people bitch and complain about the forums.

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Well, everyone's like, you know, oh, shouts out to the BINREV forums.

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And I'm like, what the hell is up with this?

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Well, that's cool.

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That's good, though.

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And it's good that, you know what, that's why, you know, people talk about getting slashed out and stuff like that.

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We don't really go out of our way to promote any of the sites exactly.

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We kind of, you know, put the word of mouth out there in the hacker community,

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but we don't usually go out to Slashdot and other similar related or bigger name sites, so to speak,

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for lack of a better word.

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So it's interesting that you found us that way.

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And now you hear you...

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Well, thank, you know, my boring job for giving me copious amounts of free time to serve Slashdot all day.

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Yeah, I used to know that song, too.

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Yeah, I used to know that as well.

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Now I actually have, like, you know, real work to do.

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Exactly, exactly.

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I just looked up my profile.

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It was June 2, 2004.

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Wow.

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I'm actually curious when my first post was.

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I'll go check that out next.

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And what was it?

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Here we go.

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That'll be our...

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Let's...

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I believe my first post, someone was talking about cool cell phones,

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and I gratuitously pimped my hip-top.

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You know, not seriously, like, cringing right now.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Well, we all know his feelings on those devices.

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Fine, member's post, last page.

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And now here you are, how many, what, a year later?

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Yes, less than a year later, in DDP, on Binary Revenue.

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More than a year later.

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A year and a month or so.

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Okay, and co-hosted Binary Revolution Radio a few times.

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Yeah.

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Kind of a headache, though, wasn't it?

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Oh, God, I don't see why anyone would want to host a show.

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Yeah, it's kind of a...

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People probably don't realize how much work and time and everything goes into it,

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but you know what?

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It's still...

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It's all good.

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It's all good, sometimes, more than others, but, you know.

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Indeed it is.

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It's enjoyable.

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Some days more than others.

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Yeah, my first post consisted of the text of Danger Hip Toss, also known as the T-Mobile

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Sidekick, and I posted an image of a hip top that I found online.

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June 2nd at 6.58 p.m.

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Well, now, let's be honest.

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Your first post was the one that says,

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How do I hack Hotmail?

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And I deleted it for you.

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I mean, let's be honest.

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Dude, dude, I told you not to say that.

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Nah, yeah, but this isn't...

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Dude, I made you swear never to say that.

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But this is the anniversary special.

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We have to let out some secrets.

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We have to let out a few embarrassing things, and...

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Oh, well, yeah.

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It was my first post for the Hotmail one,

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and then I sent a second one that said,

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Lucky is a noob.

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Well, everybody, that's tradition there.

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And then my third post was,

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My God, these forums suck.

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Oh, yeah, I know I deleted that one.

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Yeah.

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Because I'm a fascist,

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and I don't let people have their free speech and whatnot.

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Yep, yep, indeed you are.

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Exactly.

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And then I hacked BinRev, and then you covered it all up.

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Nah, yeah, I did that too.

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Sure I did.

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Anyway, well, it's been good to have you on the show,

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and, yeah, I had to also slip in that little jab and embarrass you,

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because I don't know if I have enough outtakes to embarrass you.

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So let me dip into the outtakes bag here and see what I've got.

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Oh, I'm sure there's tons of this for me.

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Yeah, well, I don't know.

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There might be, like, I have to look and see.

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I don't know how many offhand, but we'll put them in right now.

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So, Black Ratchet, thanks for being on the show

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and for doing this quick segment with us,

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and hopefully we will keep hearing your voice in the future.

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I sure hope so.

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Let's restart.

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Okay, normal speaking voice, and this is my mic check.

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One, two, sucky, sucky, boom, boom, long time.

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Too beaucoup.

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All right, I'm looking good.

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How's your say something in a normal voice?

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Well, I don't know.

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You know, I don't like to talk in a normal voice.

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I like to yell real loud and then whisper real soft,

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just to fuck with your audio level.

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Anyway, so, do you think, like,

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do hot chicks have a mirror taped to their monitor, do you think,

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so they can look at themselves while they're on the computer?

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I don't think hot chicks use computers.

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I think it's, like, something, like, a gene or something.

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Yeah, you're probably right about that.

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Oh, okay.

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And then an email from system, sister shocker.

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That said, oh, that was nasty sounding.

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I'm glad that didn't slip on the air.

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That sounds like a, oh, man, that would have been, like, some kind of weird, yikes.

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System shocker.

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Oh, God, I'm so glad.

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Oh, I might have to save that one for the outtakes.

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I'm going to apologize that I screwed up 72,

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and I'm going to explain this little rant on how much Windows sucks my nutsack.

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I won't say that on the air, I hope.

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No comment.

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It's handy when you're reading, like, you know,

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my pickup of British slang was incredibly handy when I was reading Harry Potter, though.

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It's the first time I ever really ran into it.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Interesting.

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And, yes, I read Harry Potter.

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Thank you very much.

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I, uh...

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I know we're getting stickers out in the audience right now.

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Now, wait a minute.

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Now, I will go with you on this one.

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I actually read the first book to see what all the fuss was about.

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It was good.

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I listened to the second book on MP3,

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and that was pretty much the end.

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Liked it the first time.

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I'm addicted.

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I go out, and I've read every book so far.

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Okay.

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Okay, you are not allowed to make American Idol jokes from now on.

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Just for record.

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You listen to Harry Potter.

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I like American Idol.

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We're both...

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Harry Potter is cedar of the mind.

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American Idol is pre-canned rubbish.

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Are you kidding?

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The only good thing about Harry Potter is that chick that's...

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Oh, never mind.

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I don't want to say that on the air,

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because I get all kinds of nasty mail.

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All I'm saying is she's growing up quite nicely.

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Oh, that is so wrong on so many levels.

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Oh, no, I've seen it online.

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And there's some type of, like, you know, legal countdown clock.

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Yeah, they did it with the Olsen twins, and it was funny.

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But if I do it about the Harry Potter chick, it's not funny.

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They did it on Saturday Night Live one time.

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No, no, I've seen it online for...

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I don't even know what the hell her real name is.

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For all I know, she could be one of those, like,

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25-year-olds who's playing however she's old as she's supposed to be.

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I don't even know.

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Oh, sorry.

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No, she's not.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, anyway.

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I hate to break it to you.

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All that's going to get edited out and put onto an outtake.

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So you might as well just...

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Let's just go on in.

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And next up on the really big show tonight is a person who's been on the show a couple times,

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especially recently.

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And hopefully we'll be on a lot in the future.

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I know we try to work out some timing issues because you're a busy man,

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and I'm a busy man.

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And luckily we're able to get together on occasion to do a show.

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And, of course, I'm talking about the star of Hack TV Episode 2, none other than Acidus.

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The slightly inebriated star of Hack TV 2 when that segment, I believe, was filmed.

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That is a very, very true statement that we did not mention on Hack TV, but okay.

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That's a good...

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I really have that outgoing and enthusiastic about my work in person, too.

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So, yes, to answer anyone's question, I really am like that.

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Yeah, we were a little bit...

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That night there had been some drinking going on, we'll say that.

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Certainly, certainly.

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Maybe the occasional scream from the hallway might have given that away, too.

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The occasional drunk yelling from out in the hotel hallway.

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But, yeah, that was actually...

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You know, we're going to have some great director commentary on Hack TV.

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If we put together a DVD, and we put a director's commentary track,

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and we'll have all kinds of great backstories and stuff to add to it.

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It may even be more interesting than the show itself, quite honestly.

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We could have an entire backstory of just, you know,

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spending the night in a room with Lucky.

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I mean, that would...

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Oh, yeah.

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That's a story.

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Lucky can be a full-length story in and of himself.

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I think it could be like a reality TV show,

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and I think somebody might be working on that, actually.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah, and just so everyone knows, the credit card number,

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if you actually watch Frame by Frame a pack, too,

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that was, in fact, a credit card of mine,

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but, of course, is canceled and was canceled, actually,

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when we did the filming.

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Oh, man.

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I was going to let people keep believing it

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and let them try to get...

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See, let them try to use it and get busted.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what you get for carding, you bastards.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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True.

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Completely.

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So, anyway, let's get back to, like, the show itself,

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because this is the two-year anniversary of Binary Revolution Radio,

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and as I said before, you've been on a couple times.

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And, again, Hack TV, I mean, we're putting out a lot of stuff,

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and you have been very, very good at helping out.

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I mean, that's one of the reasons you and I, I think, get along so well,

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and we have from the first moment we met,

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is because we both have that idea of doing stuff and having fun

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and putting things out there,

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and whether it's presenting or a radio show or whatever the case may be,

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I mean, a lot of people are downloading this

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and hopefully getting motivated and, you know,

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interested in the same things that we are.

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You know, hacking, you know, we've had our talks offline and such.

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Hacking is all about learning,

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and BinRev has really become kind of the center of learning

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with the magazine, with the forums, with the radio show.

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You know, you're doing a great service to the community

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by having this infrastructure there to get, you know,

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people who are interested in certain subjects together

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with people who are interested in other subjects

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and just, you know, let them mingle, let them talk,

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let them, you know, brainstorm new ideas,

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help each other with their, you know, areas that they like

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and areas they want to learn about,

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and, you know, the show is just such a great resource.

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I actually have downloaded all of the ones on FTP

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and put them onto my iPod,

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and I'll, like, listen to them throughout my day at work.

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Yeah, yeah, it's, it's,

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we get that from a lot of people that download them,

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and you know what, the key words you said there,

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and I'm glad you said this, is help each other, you know,

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and help, you know, work on things together and help learn.

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I mean, that's from the beginning of the show,

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what we've always set out to do,

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and I think I said it earlier,

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is that we hope that from every episode

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that each listener takes something away from it,

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like, oh, I didn't know that.

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Oh, I learned something new from this episode,

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and that's one of the things that we've tried to do,

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and while we always, we have fun,

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and we have our jokes,

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and we can get crude sometimes,

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but we also try to cover good topics

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and share information and spread the wealth.

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Sometimes it's easier than other times,

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don't get me wrong.

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Some people aren't as interested in getting

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and learning the information

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and participating as others,

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but you know what,

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I guess that's kind of the nature of things.

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Some people just don't want to,

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some people want to be solo.

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Hackers, by nature, are very solitary creatures.

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You know, I really believe that,

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and I, you know,

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I've tried to make a community

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where instead of us all being solo creatures

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hiding from each other,

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why not work together?

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Why not share information?

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That's what the spirit of the hacker community

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is supposed to be.

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Let's get people sharing and working together.

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So hopefully we've done that.

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You know, I just recently started actually

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a business endeavor with some friends,

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and it really came down to,

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listen, no single one of us can do this,

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but, you know,

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you've got this strength,

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I've got this strength,

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you know,

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you've got this other strength,

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and, you know,

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if we all pull this stuff,

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we can not only make it,

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not only can we do something

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we couldn't have even done by ourselves,

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but we can actually make something secured

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and much better

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than typical industry will turn out

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and might as well pool our talents,

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might as well actually make something

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other than writing, you know,

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some random G file

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that five people read

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that it could have been a lot better

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had you consulted more people.

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Yeah, you know,

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and I think that's a great way

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to kind of end this segment here

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before I embarrass you

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with all these outtick clips I have,

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is that the simple fact that,

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and if there are,

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I don't want to say this in a negative way,

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but for young people that are listening

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or people that are listening

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that don't quite feel like

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they can contribute

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or that they have certain,

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you know,

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I get a lot of people say,

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I don't know anything,

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I can't present,

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I can't work on this project

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because I'm not good enough

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or I don't know it.

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That's so not true.

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And secondly,

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everybody has weaknesses

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and everybody has strengths

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and feel free,

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working together

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is going to help increase your weaknesses

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and make you stronger at things

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and work together

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and you will absolutely accomplish things

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and your story is a great example of that.

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Well, thank you.

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I appreciate that.

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All right.

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Well, I guess this is,

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I honestly do not know

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what these outtakes of you

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are going to be,

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so I guess,

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like,

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I've forgotten so many

30:43.800 --> 30:44.900
of these outtakes,

30:45.080 --> 30:46.380
but one of them

30:46.380 --> 30:47.520
I do remember was,

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and we'll start with this one,

30:48.780 --> 30:49.860
was when I think

30:49.860 --> 30:51.300
I left you on the speakerphone

30:51.300 --> 30:52.060
while I went to get

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a glass of iced tea

30:53.520 --> 30:54.660
and you just started talking,

30:54.660 --> 30:55.900
so I think that's

30:55.900 --> 30:56.900
probably the way

30:56.900 --> 30:57.320
to close that episode.

30:57.320 --> 30:58.140
Nobody was there.

30:58.220 --> 30:58.640
I'm like,

30:58.740 --> 30:58.980
hello?

30:59.480 --> 30:59.920
Hello?

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Hopefully I wasn't,

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you know,

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discussing felonies

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and or other things.

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I think you were,

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I think you were making

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some comments about me

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that I didn't hear

31:07.780 --> 31:08.780
until I listened back

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to the thing I heard,

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so,

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so,

31:11.380 --> 31:11.700
Ashton,

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thank you for being on the show.

31:12.820 --> 31:13.860
Maybe I was talking about you

31:13.860 --> 31:14.260
and your,

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you know,

31:14.880 --> 31:16.080
sports obsessions.

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It could very well

31:17.980 --> 31:18.900
be some of those

31:18.900 --> 31:19.340
as well.

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You're right.

31:20.360 --> 31:21.040
You're right.

31:21.120 --> 31:21.300
Hey,

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right on the face.

31:22.080 --> 31:23.000
Perhaps some of your,

31:23.160 --> 31:23.560
you know,

31:23.560 --> 31:23.920
granted,

31:24.120 --> 31:26.480
they're very funny

31:26.480 --> 31:26.980
and we,

31:26.980 --> 31:27.340
you know,

31:27.400 --> 31:28.100
we rib on you

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in all good taste,

31:29.040 --> 31:29.920
but let's see your

31:29.920 --> 31:31.100
redneck qualities

31:31.100 --> 31:31.740
about you,

31:31.820 --> 31:32.040
baby.

31:32.560 --> 31:32.640
Hey,

31:32.640 --> 31:32.960
hey,

31:33.360 --> 31:34.700
NASCAR is a sport.

31:34.800 --> 31:35.180
I don't care

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what anybody says.

31:37.540 --> 31:38.120
All right,

31:38.200 --> 31:38.380
man,

31:38.420 --> 31:38.860
thanks a lot

31:38.860 --> 31:39.480
for being on the show,

31:39.540 --> 31:40.260
not only this time,

31:40.320 --> 31:40.460
but,

31:40.640 --> 31:40.900
you know,

31:40.960 --> 31:41.500
several times

31:41.500 --> 31:42.060
that you've been on

31:42.060 --> 31:42.580
and Hack TV

31:42.580 --> 31:42.920
and,

31:43.080 --> 31:44.280
you know,

31:44.300 --> 31:45.080
we're going to keep

31:45.080 --> 31:45.640
working together

31:45.640 --> 31:46.740
as much as we can

31:46.740 --> 31:47.740
and see if we can

31:47.740 --> 31:48.640
do some more episodes

31:48.640 --> 31:48.740
of both.

31:48.740 --> 31:49.400
I apologize

31:49.400 --> 31:50.500
for dropping the ball

31:50.500 --> 31:51.080
on my end.

31:51.180 --> 31:51.800
Things have just been

31:51.800 --> 31:52.720
so crazy,

31:52.720 --> 31:54.000
but I really do need

31:54.000 --> 31:54.860
to keep my priorities

31:54.860 --> 31:55.300
straight.

31:55.640 --> 31:56.180
And you,

31:56.720 --> 31:57.640
and working on projects

31:57.640 --> 31:58.300
is certainly high

31:58.300 --> 31:58.780
on the list.

31:59.040 --> 31:59.220
Yeah,

31:59.340 --> 32:00.160
I agree.

32:00.260 --> 32:00.840
I really want to get

32:00.840 --> 32:01.760
back into more projects

32:01.760 --> 32:03.120
myself and I'm kind of

32:03.120 --> 32:03.940
pulling away to

32:03.940 --> 32:04.940
concentrate on that

32:04.940 --> 32:05.680
myself and,

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and yeah,

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hopefully we can work

32:07.780 --> 32:08.480
together on some stuff.

32:08.580 --> 32:09.020
We still have,

32:09.280 --> 32:09.520
you know,

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we were going to get

32:10.180 --> 32:10.700
that presentation

32:10.700 --> 32:11.800
together for DEFCON.

32:11.860 --> 32:12.340
I know that didn't

32:12.340 --> 32:12.840
work out,

32:13.400 --> 32:14.180
but I do still have

32:14.180 --> 32:14.860
that rough outline.

32:15.000 --> 32:15.300
We won't,

32:15.500 --> 32:16.060
I guess we'll take

32:16.060 --> 32:16.800
that off the air,

32:16.860 --> 32:17.500
but I do still have

32:17.500 --> 32:18.220
that outline that I

32:18.220 --> 32:18.980
had sent you before.

32:18.980 --> 32:19.500
If you still want

32:19.500 --> 32:19.960
to get together

32:19.960 --> 32:20.460
and co-present

32:20.460 --> 32:21.220
maybe at Hope

32:21.220 --> 32:22.480
or Interzone

32:22.480 --> 32:23.060
or something like

32:23.060 --> 32:23.280
that,

32:23.320 --> 32:24.120
I'm still up for it.

32:25.120 --> 32:25.300
Yeah,

32:25.400 --> 32:25.840
fantastic.

32:25.980 --> 32:26.160
Yeah,

32:26.200 --> 32:26.640
I think we can

32:26.640 --> 32:27.180
work something out.

32:27.380 --> 32:27.640
All right,

32:27.660 --> 32:27.820
buddy.

32:27.960 --> 32:28.480
Thanks a lot for

32:28.480 --> 32:29.020
being on the show

32:29.020 --> 32:30.480
and let's start

32:30.480 --> 32:31.220
embarrassing you now.

32:33.000 --> 32:33.500
Take care,

32:33.580 --> 32:33.780
Spank.

32:33.840 --> 32:34.040
Bye.

32:34.040 --> 32:37.420
All right,

32:37.520 --> 32:38.880
so checking blah,

32:38.940 --> 32:39.060
blah,

32:39.140 --> 32:39.420
blah.

32:40.100 --> 32:40.320
Blah,

32:40.320 --> 32:40.500
blah,

32:40.500 --> 32:40.640
blah,

32:40.700 --> 32:40.800
blah,

32:40.880 --> 32:41.060
blah.

32:41.500 --> 32:41.740
Blah.

32:41.740 --> 32:41.960
Honestly,

32:42.300 --> 32:42.500
man,

32:42.520 --> 32:42.940
that looks pretty

32:42.940 --> 32:43.380
good right off

32:43.380 --> 32:43.880
the bat there.

32:44.540 --> 32:45.420
But just for the

32:45.420 --> 32:46.560
fun of it,

32:46.700 --> 32:48.080
because Kroger

32:48.080 --> 32:48.780
screwed you on the

32:48.780 --> 32:48.980
car,

32:49.080 --> 32:49.520
which by the way,

32:49.540 --> 32:49.980
I haven't seen a

32:49.980 --> 32:50.940
Kroger since Kentucky.

32:52.020 --> 32:52.880
It's like seven

32:52.880 --> 32:53.460
years ago,

32:53.560 --> 32:55.500
but did you know

32:55.500 --> 32:56.420
there's such a site

32:56.420 --> 32:58.500
called KrogerSucks.com?

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It doesn't surprise

33:01.320 --> 33:01.540
me,

33:01.600 --> 33:02.180
but I didn't know

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it existed.

33:02.660 --> 33:04.320
As soon as you

33:04.320 --> 33:05.020
hung up and said

33:05.020 --> 33:05.960
that you were

33:05.960 --> 33:06.420
having problems

33:06.420 --> 33:06.780
with the car,

33:06.840 --> 33:07.320
I just for the

33:07.320 --> 33:07.800
hell of it went

33:07.800 --> 33:08.340
to check and

33:08.340 --> 33:08.820
sure enough,

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it's there.

33:09.320 --> 33:09.600
There's not

33:09.600 --> 33:10.060
really anything

33:10.060 --> 33:10.500
on it.

33:11.620 --> 33:12.380
It's part of

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the Sucks 500

33:13.340 --> 33:13.860
network,

33:13.960 --> 33:14.620
whatever that is.

33:15.460 --> 33:16.120
Sounds like

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porn,

33:16.580 --> 33:17.240
but...

33:17.240 --> 33:17.800
Yeah,

33:17.940 --> 33:18.520
exactly.

33:18.940 --> 33:19.560
I love these

33:19.560 --> 33:21.060
random web

33:21.060 --> 33:22.120
rings that spring

33:22.120 --> 33:22.700
up over the

33:22.700 --> 33:24.820
weirdest crap.

33:26.060 --> 33:26.420
You suffer.

33:26.980 --> 33:27.380
Yeah,

33:27.460 --> 33:27.880
when I said

33:27.880 --> 33:28.640
go get a drink,

33:28.700 --> 33:29.180
I meant like

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water or juice

33:30.240 --> 33:30.880
or something.

33:31.320 --> 33:31.580
No,

33:31.740 --> 33:32.320
I don't want

33:32.320 --> 33:32.540
you...

33:32.540 --> 33:33.240
It's been a

33:33.240 --> 33:34.000
long day

33:34.000 --> 33:34.720
and after that

33:34.720 --> 33:36.300
crap at Kroger,

33:36.620 --> 33:37.160
it'll be nice

33:37.160 --> 33:37.900
to just play back.

33:37.980 --> 33:38.360
Don't worry,

33:38.420 --> 33:38.800
I'm not going to

33:38.800 --> 33:39.480
go crazy and

33:39.480 --> 33:39.940
drunk on the

33:39.940 --> 33:40.460
air for you.

33:40.540 --> 33:41.420
I was getting

33:41.420 --> 33:41.800
ready to say

33:41.800 --> 33:42.160
that might be

33:42.160 --> 33:42.640
good radio

33:42.640 --> 33:43.020
if you just

33:43.020 --> 33:43.640
get shit-faced

33:43.640 --> 33:43.960
by the end

33:43.960 --> 33:44.400
of the show.

33:45.400 --> 33:45.720
So,

33:46.360 --> 33:48.000
joining us on...

33:48.000 --> 33:48.440
What episode

33:48.440 --> 33:48.860
are we on

33:48.860 --> 33:49.140
anyway?

33:49.780 --> 33:50.400
Didn't it say

33:50.400 --> 33:50.880
63?

33:51.680 --> 33:52.080
63,

33:52.480 --> 33:53.880
September 21st

33:53.880 --> 33:54.280
this is going

33:54.280 --> 33:54.760
to air.

33:55.780 --> 33:55.980
Dude,

33:56.020 --> 33:56.320
I turned

33:56.320 --> 33:57.280
33 last week

33:57.280 --> 33:57.740
by the way.

33:58.500 --> 33:59.260
Happy belated

33:59.260 --> 33:59.600
birthday.

33:59.780 --> 34:00.060
Yeah,

34:00.100 --> 34:00.620
thank you.

34:00.740 --> 34:00.960
Dude,

34:00.960 --> 34:02.100
I'm so old.

34:03.640 --> 34:04.300
That's not too

34:04.300 --> 34:04.540
bad.

34:04.680 --> 34:04.860
See,

34:04.920 --> 34:05.120
Stank,

34:05.180 --> 34:05.600
you can just

34:05.600 --> 34:06.100
dye the ground

34:06.100 --> 34:06.440
out of your hair,

34:06.520 --> 34:07.280
buy a sports car

34:07.280 --> 34:07.800
and start dating

34:07.800 --> 34:08.600
20-somethings.

34:10.740 --> 34:11.660
There's any

34:11.660 --> 34:12.420
number of

34:12.420 --> 34:13.880
things that they

34:13.880 --> 34:14.320
can do.

34:14.800 --> 34:15.080
Yeah.

34:15.080 --> 34:19.660
All right,

34:19.760 --> 34:20.000
hey,

34:20.120 --> 34:20.720
hold on a second,

34:20.800 --> 34:20.960
all right?

34:21.340 --> 34:21.480
Sure.

34:21.660 --> 34:22.420
I gotta pause

34:22.420 --> 34:22.780
myself.

34:22.940 --> 34:23.360
Something the

34:23.360 --> 34:24.980
hell is...

34:24.980 --> 34:25.820
I thought it

34:25.820 --> 34:26.340
was my cell

34:26.340 --> 34:26.520
phone.

34:26.600 --> 34:26.720
Hold on,

34:26.740 --> 34:27.040
let me write

34:27.040 --> 34:27.540
down the time

34:27.540 --> 34:27.940
here and I'll

34:27.940 --> 34:28.500
be right back.

34:28.700 --> 34:29.160
I thought it

34:29.160 --> 34:29.580
was my cell

34:29.580 --> 34:29.940
phone going

34:29.940 --> 34:30.240
off in the

34:30.240 --> 34:30.500
other room

34:30.500 --> 34:30.720
and I was

34:30.720 --> 34:30.920
going to

34:30.920 --> 34:31.320
ignore it,

34:31.340 --> 34:31.620
but now I

34:31.620 --> 34:31.920
need to go

34:31.920 --> 34:32.160
see what

34:32.160 --> 34:32.500
it is because

34:32.500 --> 34:32.800
it won't

34:32.800 --> 34:33.140
stop.

34:33.260 --> 34:33.680
Hold on.

34:33.920 --> 34:34.220
Sure.

34:35.220 --> 34:35.540
Fuck.

34:37.460 --> 34:38.020
Those of you

34:38.020 --> 34:38.600
who don't know,

34:38.680 --> 34:39.380
Stank is actually

34:39.380 --> 34:40.180
keeping seven

34:40.180 --> 34:41.180
women prisoner in

34:41.180 --> 34:42.200
his basement and

34:42.200 --> 34:42.820
one of them has

34:42.820 --> 34:43.580
broken free and

34:43.580 --> 34:44.340
started banging on

34:44.340 --> 34:44.780
the windows.

34:46.440 --> 34:46.660
Yeah,

34:46.700 --> 34:47.260
she's just that

34:47.260 --> 34:47.880
type of gentleman.

34:48.680 --> 34:48.880
Yeah,

34:48.920 --> 34:49.740
it was my cell

34:49.740 --> 34:49.900
phone.

34:49.960 --> 34:50.580
I got nine

34:50.580 --> 34:51.260
missed calls.

34:51.340 --> 34:51.620
I want to know

34:51.620 --> 34:52.080
who the fuck

34:52.080 --> 34:52.980
keeps calling me.

34:53.380 --> 34:53.540
Hey,

34:53.600 --> 34:53.780
Stank,

34:53.840 --> 34:54.360
don't listen to

34:54.360 --> 34:54.780
what I said.

34:54.840 --> 34:55.280
Just use it

34:55.280 --> 34:55.600
one of your

34:55.600 --> 34:56.040
outtakes.

34:56.680 --> 34:57.300
What did I

34:57.300 --> 34:57.720
miss?

34:58.580 --> 34:59.320
It'll be good.

34:59.500 --> 35:00.040
There you go.

35:02.020 --> 35:02.380
Now,

35:02.860 --> 35:03.960
our next voice

35:03.960 --> 35:04.500
you're going to

35:04.500 --> 35:05.720
recognize from a

35:05.720 --> 35:07.100
long time back,

35:07.180 --> 35:07.960
not to infer that

35:07.960 --> 35:08.420
you're old or

35:08.420 --> 35:08.660
anything,

35:08.780 --> 35:09.120
don't get me

35:09.120 --> 35:09.420
wrong,

35:10.240 --> 35:11.800
only that you've

35:11.800 --> 35:12.780
been on the air

35:12.780 --> 35:13.580
for quite some

35:13.580 --> 35:14.140
time and of

35:14.140 --> 35:14.520
course I'm

35:14.520 --> 35:15.280
referring to

35:15.280 --> 35:16.000
Rax.

35:16.420 --> 35:17.680
He of RFA

35:17.680 --> 35:18.200
fame.

35:19.880 --> 35:20.100
Yeah,

35:20.280 --> 35:22.500
it was quite a

35:22.500 --> 35:22.880
while ago

35:22.880 --> 35:23.520
actually now that

35:23.520 --> 35:24.540
you look at it

35:24.540 --> 35:25.700
in that scope of

35:25.700 --> 35:25.960
things.

35:26.420 --> 35:26.720
Yeah,

35:26.820 --> 35:28.380
let's put it in

35:28.380 --> 35:29.000
perspective because

35:29.000 --> 35:29.560
that's kind of what

35:29.560 --> 35:30.280
we're doing here on

35:30.280 --> 35:31.180
the show is this is

35:31.180 --> 35:31.900
the second year

35:31.900 --> 35:32.640
anniversary of

35:32.640 --> 35:33.400
Binary Revolution

35:33.400 --> 35:33.840
Radio.

35:35.240 --> 35:36.060
And of course,

35:36.260 --> 35:37.180
I know you and I

35:37.180 --> 35:38.620
were both on

35:38.620 --> 35:39.800
Radio Freak America.

35:39.860 --> 35:40.560
When I say RFA,

35:40.660 --> 35:41.400
for the listeners who

35:41.400 --> 35:41.940
might not know,

35:41.940 --> 35:42.480
we're referring to

35:42.480 --> 35:43.860
Radio Freak America

35:43.860 --> 35:45.240
at OldSchoolFreak.com,

35:45.980 --> 35:47.680
but you actually

35:47.680 --> 35:48.360
were on there from

35:48.360 --> 35:49.180
episode one.

35:49.620 --> 35:49.740
You know,

35:49.800 --> 35:50.440
Dool and I became

35:50.440 --> 35:52.680
friends like a while

35:52.680 --> 35:54.480
into the episodes and

35:54.480 --> 35:54.820
you know,

35:54.900 --> 35:56.140
an occasional co-host,

35:56.300 --> 35:56.560
guest,

35:56.680 --> 35:57.000
whatever,

35:57.540 --> 35:58.200
but you've been in

35:58.200 --> 35:59.140
there since day one

35:59.140 --> 35:59.660
and that was,

36:00.060 --> 36:00.280
gosh,

36:00.400 --> 36:01.260
when did it start?

36:01.380 --> 36:01.940
When was that?

36:02.500 --> 36:02.640
Well,

36:02.720 --> 36:04.000
I think the idea

36:04.000 --> 36:04.780
for the thing,

36:05.060 --> 36:06.020
Dool came to our

36:06.020 --> 36:07.140
2600 meeting in

36:07.140 --> 36:08.460
Phoenix and he was

36:08.460 --> 36:09.200
talking about it.

36:10.240 --> 36:11.040
I think the first

36:11.040 --> 36:12.820
thing that we

36:12.820 --> 36:13.180
recorded,

36:13.340 --> 36:13.360
no,

36:13.380 --> 36:14.060
it was the first,

36:14.280 --> 36:14.980
it was the idea

36:14.980 --> 36:16.040
came together on

36:16.040 --> 36:17.480
02-02-02,

36:18.000 --> 36:18.920
February 2nd of

36:18.920 --> 36:19.440
2002,

36:19.700 --> 36:20.300
which was kind of

36:20.300 --> 36:21.320
an ominous date.

36:22.080 --> 36:23.520
And then the first

36:23.520 --> 36:24.900
segment he recorded,

36:25.020 --> 36:25.940
I think he took his

36:25.940 --> 36:26.680
little recorder and

36:26.680 --> 36:27.380
did a dumpster dive,

36:27.420 --> 36:27.960
was like February

36:27.960 --> 36:28.440
20th,

36:28.440 --> 36:28.620
02.

36:29.660 --> 36:31.060
And it kind of all

36:31.060 --> 36:31.660
took off from there.

36:32.220 --> 36:33.400
At 02-22 in the

36:33.400 --> 36:33.820
afternoon?

36:34.680 --> 36:35.320
I don't know if he

36:35.320 --> 36:36.060
was adding all about

36:36.060 --> 36:36.240
it,

36:36.240 --> 36:42.080
but the idea behind

36:42.080 --> 36:42.260
that,

36:42.320 --> 36:43.580
we were talking on

36:43.580 --> 36:44.820
names and I guess

36:44.820 --> 36:46.040
I've had the privilege

36:46.040 --> 36:47.300
of naming a lot of

36:47.300 --> 36:48.080
things in the community,

36:48.420 --> 36:50.380
but we came with the

36:50.380 --> 36:51.700
idea of the Radio

36:51.700 --> 36:52.760
Freak America because

36:52.760 --> 36:53.780
it was an old school

36:53.780 --> 36:55.800
freak and it was

36:55.800 --> 36:56.540
Freak A,

36:56.700 --> 36:57.920
it was a capital K

36:57.920 --> 36:58.500
in freak,

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deliberately misspelled

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just because it was

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free K,

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free knowledge.

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Right.

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And the original

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slogan for it,

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and I've still got

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the sticker up on my

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monitor here,

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there's a big long

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story about that.

37:09.600 --> 37:10.020
We were trying to

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come up with stickers

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to give away to

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promote the show

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at H2K2.

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And the producer

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of the stickers,

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the company that was

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making it,

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didn't quite get

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around to it in time.

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But anyway,

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the original slogan,

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slug line was

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technology,

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privacy,

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freedom,

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and knowledge,

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but we didn't

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have enough room

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to put knowledge

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there.

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So all the RFA

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stuff that you see

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now just says

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technology,

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privacy,

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freedom.

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So we sacrificed

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the knowledge.

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Yeah,

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we kept the freedom

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and so you know,

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had to strive for

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one thing over the

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other I guess,

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but I think the

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knowledge is implied.

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Yeah,

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you've got to take

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your victories I

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guess.

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If you have to

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label the knowledge

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then it becomes

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kind of,

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I'm not sure what

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the word is there.

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I don't know,

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self-aggrandizing

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maybe.

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It's less fulfilling

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I guess,

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I don't know.

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If you have to tell

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people that they're

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gaining knowledge

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then they're not

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probably not really

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gaining the knowledge

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they should anyway.

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But hey,

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that's neither here

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nor there.

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So that was

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020202 basically,

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again not exactly

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when the first episode

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aired or anything,

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but basically

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early 2002.

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That's right.

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And you guys

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started the show

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because you just

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wanted to do it

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for the fun of it

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just because it was

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another outlet,

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another way of,

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you know,

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we won't go into

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a big rant on

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mass media and

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how the same

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big companies

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are putting out

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and controlling

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the radio waves,

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the airwaves,

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etc.

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Of course until now

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the onset of

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satellite radio

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gives some new

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options.

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But,

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you know,

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back then the

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internet of course

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still does give

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you a lot of

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options and give

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us a lot of

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options to explore

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alternative viewpoints

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and information

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and points of

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discussion I guess.

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And that was

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really before the

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whole podcasting

38:57.920 --> 38:58.920
thing took off as

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well.

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Right,

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right.

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And,

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you know,

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podcasting is a

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great distribution

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tool,

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but,

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you know,

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we predated

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podcasting quite a

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while.

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So that was then.

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Now,

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here we are

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2005.

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Look where we are

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now with the

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Bin Rev Empire.

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The Bin Rev Empire.

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Oh my gosh,

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that sounds so

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ominous.

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Yeah,

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you've got the

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black Rolls Royce

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limo with the

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green VR license

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plate on it now,

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I understand.

39:29.080 --> 39:30.040
Sure I do,

39:30.120 --> 39:30.300
right.

39:30.340 --> 39:31.040
I'm just rolling

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in the bucks

39:31.740 --> 39:32.100
here.

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We first started

39:34.380 --> 39:35.040
it for the money

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and then for the

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chicks and now

39:37.180 --> 39:37.640
it's for the money

39:37.640 --> 39:38.100
again I guess,

39:38.160 --> 39:38.280
right?

39:39.560 --> 39:39.920
Yeah,

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are you getting

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money that I'm

39:41.160 --> 39:41.980
not aware of?

39:42.640 --> 39:43.040
Yeah,

39:43.060 --> 39:43.360
right.

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Can I say,

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you're holding

39:44.820 --> 39:45.400
out on me?

39:46.420 --> 39:46.660
Yeah,

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well I forget

39:47.380 --> 39:48.020
what ep that was.

39:48.100 --> 39:49.200
Someone was quoted

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for a while with

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that,

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you know,

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it's like,

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I'm only here

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for the chicks.

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Yeah,

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I think that

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might have been

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your little catchphrase

39:54.380 --> 39:54.960
for the longest

39:54.960 --> 39:55.260
time,

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huh?

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For a while,

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yeah.

39:57.200 --> 39:57.520
Yeah,

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I'm just in it

39:58.260 --> 39:58.840
for the chicks.

39:58.960 --> 39:59.220
Well,

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I am in it

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for the chicks,

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but I don't know

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if you listened

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to last week's

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episode yet,

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I know you're

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a little behind,

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maybe more than

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one week,

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but we had a little

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I'm busy,

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alright?

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Okay,

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I'm busy,

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give me a break,

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man.

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We had a little

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bit of a challenge

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where we had a

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female listener

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write in saying

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Oh my God,

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there's a female

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listener out there?

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Hey,

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how you doing?

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Exactly,

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here's the joke

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though,

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she said that

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we would be

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surprised that

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we have more

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female listeners

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than we seem

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to think,

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so I issued a

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challenge,

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okay,

40:27.460 --> 40:28.000
email me,

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if you're a

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female listener,

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email me,

40:29.480 --> 40:30.160
you can email me

40:30.160 --> 40:31.040
with a fake name

40:31.040 --> 40:31.580
through a fake

40:31.580 --> 40:32.220
account if you're

40:32.220 --> 40:32.600
worried about

40:32.600 --> 40:33.260
anything weird

40:33.260 --> 40:33.780
like that,

40:34.180 --> 40:34.860
I just want to

40:34.860 --> 40:35.300
get a count,

40:35.400 --> 40:36.100
I bet it's less

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than X number

40:36.760 --> 40:37.080
of people,

40:37.200 --> 40:37.360
well,

40:37.440 --> 40:37.700
you know how

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many emails

40:38.100 --> 40:38.460
we got?

40:38.800 --> 40:39.160
One,

40:39.660 --> 40:41.060
one email,

40:41.100 --> 40:41.680
actually I've got

40:41.680 --> 40:42.460
one since then,

40:42.500 --> 40:43.000
so it's up to

40:43.000 --> 40:43.320
two,

40:44.000 --> 40:45.440
and that second

40:45.440 --> 40:45.860
one could have

40:45.860 --> 40:46.400
been forged,

40:46.560 --> 40:46.800
you know?

40:46.920 --> 40:47.160
Yeah,

40:47.240 --> 40:47.760
exactly,

40:47.940 --> 40:48.180
exactly.

40:48.180 --> 40:48.720
Because as they

40:48.720 --> 40:49.180
say on the

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internet,

40:49.580 --> 40:50.000
no one knows

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you're a dog.

40:50.820 --> 40:51.100
Yeah,

40:51.320 --> 40:51.820
exactly,

40:51.980 --> 40:52.400
no one knows,

40:52.460 --> 40:52.720
well,

40:52.940 --> 40:53.540
oh man,

40:53.760 --> 40:54.520
you did not

40:54.520 --> 40:55.200
just say that

40:55.200 --> 40:55.560
our female,

40:55.940 --> 40:56.820
you'll see the

40:56.820 --> 40:57.480
famous cartoon,

40:57.680 --> 40:58.000
it was probably

40:58.000 --> 40:58.940
about like 1994,

40:59.260 --> 40:59.600
I was talking

40:59.600 --> 40:59.960
about that with

40:59.960 --> 41:00.380
someone the other

41:00.380 --> 41:00.600
day.

41:00.960 --> 41:01.620
The New Yorker.

41:02.500 --> 41:02.740
Yeah,

41:02.880 --> 41:03.380
you didn't just

41:03.380 --> 41:04.000
call our female

41:04.000 --> 41:04.700
listeners dogs

41:04.700 --> 41:04.940
though,

41:04.940 --> 41:05.120
right?

41:05.160 --> 41:05.280
No,

41:05.340 --> 41:05.760
not at all,

41:05.800 --> 41:06.380
not at all.

41:06.380 --> 41:07.220
I was referring

41:07.220 --> 41:07.780
to the cartoon

41:07.780 --> 41:08.240
from the New

41:08.240 --> 41:08.620
Yorker.

41:08.680 --> 41:09.460
Just to clarify

41:09.460 --> 41:10.060
that,

41:10.060 --> 41:11.460
that would

41:11.460 --> 41:12.140
generate a lot

41:12.140 --> 41:12.480
of email

41:12.480 --> 41:13.000
from female

41:13.000 --> 41:13.360
listeners.

41:13.740 --> 41:13.960
That would

41:13.960 --> 41:15.220
really...

41:15.220 --> 41:15.700
Before we upset

41:15.700 --> 41:16.460
the two listeners

41:16.460 --> 41:16.900
out there,

41:17.060 --> 41:17.860
I just want to

41:17.860 --> 41:19.080
clearly state

41:19.080 --> 41:19.640
that that was

41:19.640 --> 41:20.180
just a reference

41:20.180 --> 41:20.740
to the cartoon.

41:20.980 --> 41:21.860
Oh man,

41:22.020 --> 41:22.500
well...

41:22.500 --> 41:23.200
And send,

41:23.200 --> 41:24.360
stank your email,

41:24.480 --> 41:24.880
send me your

41:24.880 --> 41:25.140
pictures.

41:26.540 --> 41:26.980
Great.

41:27.460 --> 41:27.680
Yeah,

41:27.720 --> 41:28.420
I don't think

41:28.420 --> 41:28.840
that's going to

41:28.840 --> 41:29.240
work either.

41:29.320 --> 41:29.800
You might get

41:29.800 --> 41:30.480
pictures that you

41:30.480 --> 41:31.240
really didn't want

41:31.240 --> 41:31.420
now.

41:31.540 --> 41:32.520
You might get

41:32.520 --> 41:32.980
a lot of

41:32.980 --> 41:35.100
interesting pictures

41:35.100 --> 41:35.400
now.

41:36.420 --> 41:36.620
Yeah.

41:36.900 --> 41:37.300
Anyway,

41:37.600 --> 41:37.880
alright,

41:38.000 --> 41:38.500
well I guess,

41:38.860 --> 41:39.820
man,

41:39.820 --> 41:40.260
we've come

41:40.260 --> 41:40.840
a long way

41:40.840 --> 41:41.340
since the

41:41.340 --> 41:41.920
first episode

41:41.920 --> 41:42.480
of RFA

41:42.480 --> 41:44.240
and hopefully

41:44.240 --> 41:45.240
the future

41:45.240 --> 41:46.060
will continue

41:46.060 --> 41:47.080
going upward

41:47.080 --> 41:47.740
and onward.

41:48.500 --> 41:48.920
Hopefully,

41:49.380 --> 41:49.820
honestly,

41:50.000 --> 41:50.720
joking aside

41:50.720 --> 41:51.220
and to be

41:51.220 --> 41:51.960
kind of serious

41:51.960 --> 41:52.460
I guess to

41:52.460 --> 41:53.120
close up here,

41:53.580 --> 41:54.160
hopefully we're

41:54.160 --> 41:54.660
still bringing

41:54.660 --> 41:55.060
knowledge,

41:55.240 --> 41:55.780
hopefully we're

41:55.780 --> 41:56.280
still keeping

41:56.280 --> 41:56.940
knowledge free

41:56.940 --> 41:57.420
and keeping

41:57.420 --> 41:58.340
information flowing

41:58.340 --> 41:59.820
and that still

41:59.820 --> 42:00.680
is fundamentally

42:00.680 --> 42:01.320
what the show

42:01.320 --> 42:01.780
is about.

42:01.980 --> 42:02.140
You know,

42:02.220 --> 42:03.060
we try to

42:03.060 --> 42:04.280
touch on topics

42:04.280 --> 42:04.940
and educate

42:04.940 --> 42:05.740
people as well

42:05.740 --> 42:06.280
as educating

42:06.280 --> 42:06.820
ourselves,

42:07.380 --> 42:07.920
go into some

42:07.920 --> 42:08.400
opinions,

42:08.620 --> 42:09.360
go into some

42:09.360 --> 42:10.640
all kinds

42:10.640 --> 42:11.060
of underground

42:11.060 --> 42:11.480
topics.

42:11.580 --> 42:11.640
Well,

42:11.680 --> 42:12.200
we try to,

42:12.900 --> 42:13.520
my goal

42:13.520 --> 42:14.060
with the show

42:14.060 --> 42:14.920
from day one

42:14.920 --> 42:15.560
and still to

42:15.560 --> 42:15.920
this day

42:15.920 --> 42:16.740
is every week

42:16.740 --> 42:17.680
I'm hoping

42:17.680 --> 42:18.180
that there's

42:18.180 --> 42:18.600
one,

42:18.720 --> 42:19.500
at least one

42:19.500 --> 42:20.380
thing that

42:20.380 --> 42:20.920
somebody can

42:20.920 --> 42:21.380
take away

42:21.380 --> 42:21.620
and go,

42:21.740 --> 42:22.460
I didn't know

42:22.460 --> 42:22.700
that.

42:22.800 --> 42:23.260
I learned

42:23.260 --> 42:23.820
something new

42:23.820 --> 42:24.200
from this

42:24.200 --> 42:24.740
week's episode.

42:25.040 --> 42:25.620
That's my

42:25.620 --> 42:26.460
goal every week.

42:26.840 --> 42:27.720
Hopefully somebody

42:27.720 --> 42:28.160
will learn

42:28.160 --> 42:28.720
something from

42:28.720 --> 42:29.320
every episode.

42:29.540 --> 42:30.200
I know I do.

42:30.820 --> 42:31.060
You know,

42:31.120 --> 42:31.400
you've got to

42:31.400 --> 42:31.800
learn something

42:31.800 --> 42:32.360
new every day

42:32.360 --> 42:33.100
because if not

42:33.100 --> 42:33.860
you get really

42:33.860 --> 42:34.460
far behind

42:34.460 --> 42:35.000
really quick.

42:35.000 --> 42:35.640
Yeah.

42:36.780 --> 42:37.140
Well,

42:37.340 --> 42:37.920
Fat Racks,

42:37.960 --> 42:38.300
thank you for

42:38.300 --> 42:38.700
being on the

42:38.700 --> 42:39.180
show again

42:39.180 --> 42:40.640
and I don't

42:40.640 --> 42:41.960
know what

42:41.960 --> 42:42.620
kind of

42:42.620 --> 42:43.360
outtake

42:43.360 --> 42:43.860
situation.

42:43.960 --> 42:44.340
I don't think

42:44.340 --> 42:44.720
I have any

42:44.720 --> 42:45.320
outtakes on you.

42:45.380 --> 42:45.720
I think you're

42:45.720 --> 42:45.980
going to get

42:45.980 --> 42:46.480
off lucky

42:46.480 --> 42:47.120
this time.

42:47.880 --> 42:48.540
Like I said,

42:48.600 --> 42:49.000
it's because I do

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everything perfect

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the first time.

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Yeah,

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that's it.

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Yeah,

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if I remember

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quite,

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you were featured

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quite prominently

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on the first

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anniversary season,

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so I guess

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that's enough

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torture for you.

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There you go.

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And next up

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on the block

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tonight is

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our good friend

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Natus,

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the current

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maintainer of

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OldSchoolFreak.com.

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Natus,

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out and about

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at 2 o'clock

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in the morning

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or almost

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2 o'clock

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in the morning

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having himself

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a coolata.

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So this is

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take two

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trying to

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do this segment

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because somebody

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decided to order

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a coolata

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on the air.

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But that's okay.

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The listeners

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can hear that

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for themselves

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in a few seconds

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in the outtake

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section of the show.

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And actually,

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see,

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that's the cool

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thing,

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Natus.

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You're the

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funniest co-host

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because totally

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by weird luck,

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I guess,

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or I guess

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maybe we just

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put you in

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these situations

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like on location

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where there's

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always some

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weird stuff

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going on

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while we're

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trying to record.

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There's like

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a mugging

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going on

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or the subway

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going by

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or there's

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always something

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weird going on

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when you're

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on the show.

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How do you

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explain that?

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I don't know,

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man.

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The way I do.

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That's just

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how I roll.

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No,

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sorry,

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I don't have a

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cigarette.

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I just got

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people asking me

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for cigarettes

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while I'm on

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the air,

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too.

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See,

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dude,

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anytime you're

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on the show,

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it's like

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we're recording

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during a Jerry

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Springer episode

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or something.

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it's like

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somebody's

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going to

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throw a chair

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and hit you

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in the head

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or something

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while we're

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recording.

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Well,

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right now

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I'm sitting

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in a park

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on a bench

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and there's

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like six

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homeless people

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sleeping next

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to me.

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Oh,

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you should

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get one

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of them

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on the

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phone.

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No.

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They'd

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probably steal

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your phone

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and run

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away,

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though.

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Yeah.

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Oh,

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man.

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I think you

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should walk

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over and pinch

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one on the

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ass,

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though.

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That would

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be pretty

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good stuff.

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I might

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like it.

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Are they

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hot?

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Yes.

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Ooh.

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How about

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pigeons?

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Are there

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any of those

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little death

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hunting black

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pigeons or

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whatever you

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were talking

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about?

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No.

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They were

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here earlier,

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though.

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I saw some

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guy throwing

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like a whole

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loaf of bread

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at them.

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And the

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squirrels?

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They were

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loving it.

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Oh,

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man.

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I don't know.

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No squirrels

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here.

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This park's

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kind of small.

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Wow.

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Well,

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back on to

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the show

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topic.

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See,

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that's the

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other great

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thing is you

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and I always

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laugh and go

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into all these

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weird tangents

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and stuff,

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too.

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But,

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Mattis,

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this is the

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two-year

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anniversary of

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Binary Revolution.

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Can you believe

45:27.960 --> 45:28.160
it?

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Two years,

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dude.

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I can't.

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Two freaking

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years,

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non-stop,

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mind you.

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Week after

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week,

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a regular

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weekly show.

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more than I

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could do.

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Yeah,

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one or two

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exceptions may

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be in there

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somewhere.

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But,

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as far as the

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people know,

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they were all

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consecutive episodes.

45:47.120 --> 45:47.360
Well,

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there's 104 of

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them in two

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years,

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so you do

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the math.

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Mm-hmm.

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But,

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man,

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can you believe

45:53.440 --> 45:54.920
that we can

45:54.920 --> 45:56.420
still provide

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crappy content

45:57.920 --> 45:58.520
like this on

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a regular

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basis?

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I can't

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believe it.

46:02.500 --> 46:04.400
You know

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what,

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though?

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The show

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is,

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you know,

46:06.600 --> 46:07.720
we've been

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talking with

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some of the

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other co-hosts

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and,

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you know,

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the show is

46:10.820 --> 46:11.380
great that we

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do try to

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educate people

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and we talk

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about serious

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topics and

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stuff,

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but at the

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same time,

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we still try

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to have fun.

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And I don't

46:18.820 --> 46:19.220
think we've

46:19.220 --> 46:20.340
ever lost...

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Who's that?

46:23.360 --> 46:24.440
Some random...

46:24.440 --> 46:24.760
I was going

46:24.760 --> 46:24.980
to say,

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we've never

46:25.980 --> 46:26.640
lost sight.

46:26.660 --> 46:26.680
Yeah,

46:26.700 --> 46:27.160
we've provided

46:27.160 --> 46:27.780
a lot of crappy

46:27.780 --> 46:28.600
content and a lot

46:28.600 --> 46:29.180
of good outtakes.

46:29.320 --> 46:29.440
Yeah,

46:29.520 --> 46:29.720
I was going

46:29.720 --> 46:29.980
to say,

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we've never,

46:31.360 --> 46:31.640
you know,

46:31.640 --> 46:32.140
we've always

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tried to

46:32.500 --> 46:33.060
keep having

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fun and still

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to this day,

46:34.360 --> 46:34.960
including this

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anniversary episode,

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having fun on

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the show.

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I don't care

46:38.420 --> 46:39.220
that that's going

46:39.220 --> 46:39.640
on and we're

46:39.640 --> 46:39.900
not going to

46:39.900 --> 46:40.720
retake this.

46:41.360 --> 46:42.060
This is the show.

46:42.060 --> 46:42.100
That's what it's

46:42.100 --> 46:42.520
all about,

46:42.600 --> 46:42.740
man,

46:42.800 --> 46:43.360
keeping it fun.

46:43.600 --> 46:44.000
That's right,

46:44.080 --> 46:44.480
we're keeping

46:44.480 --> 46:45.020
it real.

46:45.200 --> 46:46.120
Keeping it real

46:46.120 --> 46:46.660
and you know

46:46.660 --> 46:46.920
what?

46:47.720 --> 46:48.360
That's something

46:48.360 --> 46:49.060
that we've done

46:49.060 --> 46:49.680
from day one

46:49.680 --> 46:50.560
on Binary Revolution

46:50.560 --> 46:50.980
Radio,

46:51.400 --> 46:51.720
you know,

46:51.860 --> 46:53.080
we let people

46:53.080 --> 46:54.020
speak their minds,

46:54.260 --> 46:55.880
we agreed on

46:55.880 --> 46:56.200
the show,

46:56.300 --> 46:57.120
we disagree on

46:57.120 --> 46:57.420
the show,

46:57.520 --> 46:58.080
we have people

46:58.080 --> 46:58.680
with opposing

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viewpoints.

46:59.420 --> 46:59.740
We give

46:59.740 --> 47:00.760
everybody a chance

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to have not

47:02.340 --> 47:03.020
only opinions,

47:03.200 --> 47:03.600
but we go

47:03.600 --> 47:04.080
into some

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factual discussion,

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some technical

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discussion.

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I know you've

47:07.440 --> 47:08.380
done a lot

47:08.380 --> 47:09.040
of asterisk

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talk,

47:09.480 --> 47:09.840
a lot of

47:09.840 --> 47:10.580
general freaking

47:10.580 --> 47:11.260
discussion we've

47:11.260 --> 47:11.940
done on the show,

47:12.180 --> 47:13.700
even like I know

47:13.700 --> 47:14.600
I've called and

47:14.600 --> 47:15.480
contacted you to get

47:15.480 --> 47:16.400
answers to emails

47:16.400 --> 47:17.220
we've had on shows

47:17.220 --> 47:17.820
that you weren't

47:17.820 --> 47:18.780
even particularly

47:18.780 --> 47:19.540
co-hosting.

47:19.620 --> 47:20.180
I'll call and say,

47:20.280 --> 47:20.760
hey Natus,

47:21.120 --> 47:22.040
this user asks

47:22.040 --> 47:22.680
about this,

47:22.780 --> 47:22.940
you know,

47:23.020 --> 47:24.340
is this right

47:24.340 --> 47:24.980
or is this wrong?

47:24.980 --> 47:27.660
and we've still

47:27.660 --> 47:28.240
tried to be

47:28.240 --> 47:28.620
consistent.

47:28.800 --> 47:29.840
I actually hope

47:29.840 --> 47:30.240
we've gotten

47:30.240 --> 47:31.000
better over the

47:31.000 --> 47:31.240
years.

47:31.420 --> 47:31.580
I mean,

47:32.220 --> 47:32.980
I like to think

47:32.980 --> 47:33.800
we have anyway.

47:34.660 --> 47:35.060
Definitely.

47:35.480 --> 47:35.920
You think?

47:36.520 --> 47:36.920
Yeah.

47:37.320 --> 47:38.280
I hope so.

47:38.640 --> 47:39.240
I hope so.

47:39.360 --> 47:39.600
I mean,

47:39.640 --> 47:39.940
I guess we

47:39.940 --> 47:40.400
got nowhere to

47:40.400 --> 47:40.960
go but up.

47:41.080 --> 47:41.240
I mean,

47:41.320 --> 47:42.840
when you've got

47:42.840 --> 47:43.900
the stuff going

47:43.900 --> 47:44.320
on that we

47:44.320 --> 47:44.620
have.

47:45.880 --> 47:46.480
I have to be

47:46.480 --> 47:47.080
on my toes

47:47.080 --> 47:47.500
when I'm on

47:47.500 --> 47:47.820
the show,

47:47.920 --> 47:48.080
man.

47:48.600 --> 47:48.960
Even though

47:48.960 --> 47:49.480
it's all fun

47:49.480 --> 47:49.900
and games,

47:50.620 --> 47:51.180
I have to get

47:51.180 --> 47:51.860
my show notes

47:51.860 --> 47:52.200
ready and

47:52.200 --> 47:52.700
everything because

47:52.700 --> 47:53.000
you're on

47:53.000 --> 47:53.520
the ball all

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the time.

47:54.860 --> 47:55.260
Yeah,

47:55.400 --> 47:55.820
I know.

47:56.120 --> 47:56.280
And you

47:56.280 --> 47:56.640
know what?

47:56.940 --> 47:57.420
I don't think

47:57.420 --> 47:58.340
damn it,

47:58.400 --> 47:58.660
Natis,

47:58.680 --> 47:59.060
I don't think

47:59.060 --> 47:59.880
anybody in all

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the other

48:00.180 --> 48:00.720
interviews so

48:00.720 --> 48:01.320
far has made

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fun of my

48:01.820 --> 48:02.560
show novels yet.

48:02.640 --> 48:03.120
So you get

48:03.120 --> 48:03.780
the privilege

48:03.780 --> 48:05.120
of talking

48:05.120 --> 48:05.780
about my

48:05.780 --> 48:07.560
show novels

48:07.560 --> 48:08.060
as Duel

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used to call

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them.

48:09.300 --> 48:10.240
My show notes

48:10.240 --> 48:10.780
but he started

48:10.780 --> 48:11.160
calling them

48:11.160 --> 48:11.640
show novels

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because they're

48:11.980 --> 48:12.460
so long.

48:13.340 --> 48:13.900
And I don't

48:13.900 --> 48:14.340
know if we've

48:14.340 --> 48:15.020
ever done this

48:15.020 --> 48:15.440
on the air

48:15.440 --> 48:15.740
before.

48:15.860 --> 48:16.020
You know

48:16.020 --> 48:16.220
what?

48:16.280 --> 48:18.660
This is kind

48:18.660 --> 48:19.460
of a reminiscing

48:19.460 --> 48:19.980
show but I

48:19.980 --> 48:20.320
guess I'm going

48:20.320 --> 48:20.740
to give a little

48:20.740 --> 48:21.440
bit of information

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just to let

48:21.960 --> 48:22.560
people in on

48:22.560 --> 48:22.820
this.

48:22.820 --> 48:24.300
how I do

48:24.300 --> 48:24.820
show notes

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every single

48:25.780 --> 48:26.000
week.

48:26.080 --> 48:26.360
Maybe I

48:26.360 --> 48:26.740
should put a

48:26.740 --> 48:27.500
sample show

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notes up

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somewhere so

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people can

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see.

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But basically

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I have a

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plain ASCII

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text file that

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I keep of

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the format of

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the show every

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week of the

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flow of the

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show.

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and we have

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the email

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section at the

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beginning of the

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housekeeping and

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we have our

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show and tell

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and we have

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our main

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topics, extra

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topics and

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all the closing

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reminders of

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meetings, etc.

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etc.

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And like

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Natis was

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referring to,

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I always send

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it to the

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co-host, have

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them add their

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input to it or

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corrections or

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any additional

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things they want

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to make so

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that we're on

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the same page

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and we do

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kind of a

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five minute dry

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run ahead of

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time to make

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sure we're all on

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the same page

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about what

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we're going to

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say and what

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we can't say

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sometimes or

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shouldn't say

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sometimes.

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And we've got

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it down now so

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that we pretty

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much do it in

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one take.

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You know?

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Well, unless

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there's like an

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emergency like

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with your

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episodes where

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somebody's getting

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shot or stabbed

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in the background

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live on the air.

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Guys almost

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getting hit by

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bikes, getting

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hit by taxis

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on their bikes

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and stuff.

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Is that what

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happened that

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one time?

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They're going to

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hear that in the

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outtakes in a

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few seconds also.

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Is that what

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it was?

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A guy almost

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got hit in a

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bike?

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No, I think

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there was like

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an ambulance or

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something, a

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fire truck, but

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somebody almost

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got hit by a

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taxi one time

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too.

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I remember

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that.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah, so you're

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just Mr.

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Excitement,

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Mattis.

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You're the

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exciting portion

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of the show.

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And now I feel

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bad letting you

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go.

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I'm going from

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the exciting

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portion of the

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show and now

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here's some

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outtakes and

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then we're going

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to go on to

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something else.

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But anyway, I

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guess that's how

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I roll.

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So, Mattis,

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hopefully we'll

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get some more

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excitement on some

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upcoming episodes of

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the show.

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How about that?

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Yeah.

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And enjoy the

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excitement that is

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the world that

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Mattis lives in.

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Nice and quiet,

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Eric.

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All right.

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Well, we are on

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the air with our

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good friend Mattis

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who always seems to

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be around the

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sirens.

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What's that about?

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I don't know.

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Sorry.

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Hi.

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Can I get a

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small strawberry

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culotta?

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Whipped cream?

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Live on the air.

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We got to start,

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we got to keep that

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as an outtake or

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something and start

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over because we

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can't have you

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ordering.

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Well, hold on.

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Let me get this

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culotta real quick.

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All right.

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It's funny though.

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Hukake Lane.

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You know where

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it is?

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Oh, yeah.

50:59.460 --> 51:00.400
I absolutely

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recommend that

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people get a

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bachelor's degree

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if you can from

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a real...

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Now that is

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cool.

51:13.340 --> 51:14.280
Now that...

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That was

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hilarious.

51:19.060 --> 51:21.700
What the hell

51:21.700 --> 51:22.440
just happened?

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A huge...

51:25.600 --> 51:26.100
Like a whole

51:26.100 --> 51:27.040
fire station

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just went by me.

51:28.740 --> 51:30.100
That was...

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Holy crap.

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I was crossing

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New York, man.

51:32.480 --> 51:32.760
They're going

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through like

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shitloads of traffic

51:35.040 --> 51:35.800
and everybody's

51:35.800 --> 51:37.020
just like honking

51:37.020 --> 51:37.700
and not doing

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anything.

51:39.740 --> 51:40.800
Dude, I thought

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you were fucking

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dead or something.

51:42.420 --> 51:42.840
I'm like, oh,

51:43.000 --> 51:43.680
I thought I heard

51:43.680 --> 51:45.240
like, holy shit,

51:45.260 --> 51:46.140
he died on this

51:46.140 --> 51:46.480
show.

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I'm going straight

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to hell for that.

51:49.060 --> 51:50.060
Holy crap.

51:50.120 --> 51:50.840
Oh, shit.

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Oh, my gosh.

51:52.600 --> 51:52.900
I don't know

51:52.900 --> 51:53.280
if that's going

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to make an

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outtake or if

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we should leave

51:54.680 --> 51:55.280
that one in.

51:55.600 --> 51:55.980
That was

51:55.980 --> 51:56.580
pretty good.

51:56.660 --> 51:57.100
I was trying

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to like cover

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the mouthpiece

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and everything

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so you can feel

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the air,

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but it didn't

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work.

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Holy crap.

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I think I need

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some quiet time

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after that.

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Holy shit.

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Literally,

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a whole fire

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station

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just went by

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me.

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It sounded

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like an

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accident right

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behind you

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or something

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and then I'm

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like, what

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the fuck?

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All right.

52:18.580 --> 52:19.280
Anyway, let me

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get back on track

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here.

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That's going to

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have to come

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out.

52:23.700 --> 52:24.360
Oh, that's

52:24.360 --> 52:24.680
going to be a

52:24.680 --> 52:25.300
great outtake

52:25.300 --> 52:25.580
though.

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All right.

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So, let's

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take it out.

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Yeah, it's got

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to come out.

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All right.

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So, we've got

52:33.920 --> 52:34.720
a lot of places

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with a lot of

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information, man.

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There's really a

52:37.580 --> 52:38.160
lot of stuff

52:38.160 --> 52:38.800
going on that

52:38.800 --> 52:39.800
people really

52:39.800 --> 52:41.500
can find

52:41.500 --> 52:42.620
interesting and

52:42.620 --> 52:44.420
blah, blah,

52:44.540 --> 52:45.140
fuckity suck

52:45.140 --> 52:46.140
balls.

52:48.420 --> 52:49.500
Oh, that's

52:49.500 --> 52:49.820
going in the

52:49.820 --> 52:50.700
take our episode.

52:52.500 --> 52:53.440
Oh, I was

52:53.440 --> 52:53.800
done.

52:54.400 --> 52:55.140
I was getting

52:55.140 --> 52:55.720
ready to finish

52:55.720 --> 52:56.100
and then you

52:56.100 --> 52:56.540
said something

52:56.540 --> 52:57.140
and it fucked

52:57.140 --> 52:57.680
me all up.

52:57.740 --> 52:58.040
I didn't know

52:58.040 --> 52:58.440
where to go

52:58.440 --> 52:58.880
with it.

52:59.640 --> 53:00.000
All right.

53:00.000 --> 53:00.640
Fuck.

53:00.760 --> 53:01.200
Yeah, I guess

53:01.200 --> 53:01.720
that will go

53:01.720 --> 53:02.100
into the

53:02.100 --> 53:02.560
outtakes.

53:03.360 --> 53:03.960
Damn you,

53:04.100 --> 53:04.540
Nattis.

53:06.120 --> 53:06.780
Oh, no.

53:09.460 --> 53:10.300
All right.

53:10.440 --> 53:11.200
Now, moving

53:11.200 --> 53:12.280
on with our

53:12.280 --> 53:13.020
next victim,

53:13.280 --> 53:13.840
I mean, our

53:13.840 --> 53:14.920
next freak on

53:14.920 --> 53:15.660
the show tonight.

53:16.220 --> 53:16.620
And, of course,

53:16.700 --> 53:17.400
I mean freak as

53:17.400 --> 53:18.300
in PH the good

53:18.300 --> 53:18.880
way, the good

53:18.880 --> 53:19.660
freaks, the good

53:19.660 --> 53:20.520
wicked freak of

53:20.520 --> 53:20.880
the east.

53:20.980 --> 53:21.200
I don't know

53:21.200 --> 53:21.720
what the fuck

53:21.720 --> 53:22.360
am I saying

53:22.360 --> 53:22.720
tonight.

53:22.900 --> 53:23.340
Fuck.

53:26.180 --> 53:26.760
All right.

53:26.840 --> 53:27.460
So, Doug,

53:27.560 --> 53:28.740
you are next up

53:28.740 --> 53:29.980
on this episode

53:29.980 --> 53:30.900
of Binary

53:30.900 --> 53:31.780
Revolution Radio,

53:31.920 --> 53:32.620
a walk down

53:32.620 --> 53:33.320
memory lane,

53:33.400 --> 53:34.360
a very special

53:34.360 --> 53:34.900
episode.

53:35.860 --> 53:36.520
Very special.

53:36.760 --> 53:37.260
You're a very

53:37.260 --> 53:38.020
special person

53:38.020 --> 53:38.860
to have on here,

53:38.940 --> 53:39.540
not in a short

53:39.540 --> 53:40.100
bus special

53:40.100 --> 53:40.580
kind of way,

53:40.660 --> 53:41.560
but in the

53:41.560 --> 53:42.500
simple fact that

53:42.500 --> 53:43.980
you are one

53:43.980 --> 53:44.480
of the few

53:44.480 --> 53:45.420
people, well,

53:45.540 --> 53:46.120
you're the only

53:46.120 --> 53:46.620
person,

53:46.900 --> 53:49.440
the few people,

53:49.500 --> 53:49.980
you're the only

53:49.980 --> 53:50.640
person to ever

53:50.640 --> 53:51.460
actually do the

53:51.460 --> 53:52.420
show without me.

53:52.980 --> 53:53.380
Well, I guess

53:53.380 --> 53:54.740
Lucky falls into

53:54.740 --> 53:55.680
that too, but

53:55.680 --> 53:57.200
you and Lucky

53:57.200 --> 53:57.720
did the show

53:57.720 --> 53:58.200
without me.

53:58.200 --> 53:58.440
You're the

53:58.440 --> 53:58.900
only people

53:58.900 --> 53:59.520
that can make

53:59.520 --> 54:00.300
that claim.

54:00.360 --> 54:00.540
What do you

54:00.540 --> 54:00.880
think about

54:00.880 --> 54:01.180
that?

54:02.220 --> 54:02.620
That's pretty

54:02.620 --> 54:02.880
elite.

54:05.280 --> 54:05.940
That's it?

54:06.460 --> 54:07.260
Pretty elite?

54:07.880 --> 54:08.740
I had a great

54:08.740 --> 54:09.620
fear of a time.

54:09.620 --> 54:10.580
I had a great

54:10.580 --> 54:10.920
fear of a time.

54:11.920 --> 54:13.140
Oh, man.

54:13.720 --> 54:14.820
You and Lucky

54:14.820 --> 54:16.060
have always worked

54:16.060 --> 54:16.960
real well together

54:16.960 --> 54:17.940
doing stuff, so

54:17.940 --> 54:19.300
whether it was

54:19.300 --> 54:20.540
default radio and

54:20.540 --> 54:21.220
then coming over

54:21.220 --> 54:22.000
to BinRev for a

54:22.000 --> 54:22.580
couple episodes,

54:22.980 --> 54:23.940
that worked out

54:23.940 --> 54:24.500
really well.

54:24.500 --> 54:26.600
and the show

54:26.600 --> 54:27.120
didn't miss a

54:27.120 --> 54:27.260
beat.

54:27.360 --> 54:27.920
Everything went

54:27.920 --> 54:28.880
through fine.

54:28.960 --> 54:29.400
You guys took

54:29.400 --> 54:29.640
over.

54:29.940 --> 54:31.000
The ratings didn't

54:31.000 --> 54:31.760
drop or anything

54:31.760 --> 54:32.380
like you had

54:32.380 --> 54:32.900
predicted.

54:33.620 --> 54:34.380
Did the ratings

54:34.380 --> 54:35.720
actually raise?

54:36.380 --> 54:37.920
I don't know if

54:37.920 --> 54:38.580
they raised or

54:38.580 --> 54:38.820
not.

54:38.840 --> 54:39.220
I don't know if

54:39.220 --> 54:39.800
I'd go all that

54:39.800 --> 54:40.180
far.

54:41.120 --> 54:41.780
Okay, you know

54:41.780 --> 54:41.980
what?

54:42.040 --> 54:42.760
Sure, they went

54:42.760 --> 54:42.980
up.

54:43.060 --> 54:43.720
We'll go with

54:43.720 --> 54:43.920
that.

54:44.580 --> 54:45.340
We'll say they

54:45.340 --> 54:45.700
went up.

54:45.760 --> 54:46.080
Whatever.

54:47.960 --> 54:48.900
No, man.

54:48.980 --> 54:50.080
But you were

54:50.080 --> 54:50.840
certainly real

54:50.840 --> 54:51.500
happy to give it

54:51.500 --> 54:52.300
right back to me

54:52.300 --> 54:52.980
after two weeks

54:52.980 --> 54:53.560
now, weren't you?

54:54.260 --> 54:54.760
Yeah, you know

54:54.760 --> 54:55.540
the show was a

54:55.540 --> 54:56.100
pain in the ass

54:56.100 --> 54:56.580
but I did have

54:56.580 --> 54:56.960
a good time

54:56.960 --> 54:57.500
doing it though.

54:58.000 --> 54:58.440
Yeah, and it

54:58.440 --> 54:59.920
wasn't, it was a

54:59.920 --> 55:02.600
little bit, the

55:02.600 --> 55:03.700
format wasn't a

55:03.700 --> 55:04.360
problem, right?

55:04.420 --> 55:05.080
The format of the

55:05.080 --> 55:05.640
show wasn't the

55:05.640 --> 55:06.480
big deal but it

55:06.480 --> 55:08.280
was the, like if

55:08.280 --> 55:08.820
I remember right

55:08.820 --> 55:09.140
there were a

55:09.140 --> 55:09.960
couple emails that

55:09.960 --> 55:11.080
you're like, we

55:11.080 --> 55:11.800
can't answer that

55:11.800 --> 55:12.960
right back to

55:12.960 --> 55:13.700
Stank Dog in two

55:13.700 --> 55:14.140
weeks.

55:15.180 --> 55:15.920
Yeah, because

55:15.920 --> 55:16.720
there's a lot of

55:16.720 --> 55:17.300
things I don't know

55:17.300 --> 55:17.740
what I'm talking

55:17.740 --> 55:18.160
about when it

55:18.160 --> 55:19.320
comes to the

55:19.320 --> 55:19.920
hacking and

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computers and

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stuff.

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So it's kind

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of hard to do.

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You've got to be

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in that kind of

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category, you

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know, you've

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got to be

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interested in

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those kind of

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topics.

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So people, I

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don't think people

55:27.820 --> 55:28.620
realize how hard

55:28.620 --> 55:29.860
of a show is even

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though if you are

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into that.

55:31.900 --> 55:32.600
Well, would you

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say you did

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default weekly for

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a while there while

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it was going on?

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Was that, was that

55:38.020 --> 55:38.720
difficult to do

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every week?

55:39.780 --> 55:40.220
Yeah, but the

55:40.220 --> 55:40.880
thing with default

55:40.880 --> 55:41.780
was it was never,

55:41.900 --> 55:42.300
there was never

55:42.300 --> 55:43.140
any show notes to

55:43.140 --> 55:43.440
follow.

55:43.560 --> 55:45.340
It was totally, you

55:45.340 --> 55:45.960
know, just out of

55:45.960 --> 55:46.680
thin air and it was

55:46.680 --> 55:47.580
also a category that

55:47.580 --> 55:48.180
we're all familiar

55:48.180 --> 55:48.820
with like me and

55:48.820 --> 55:49.380
Lucky are into

55:49.380 --> 55:49.940
very well so

55:49.940 --> 55:50.280
that was an

55:50.280 --> 55:50.820
easier show to

55:50.820 --> 55:51.120
do.

55:51.900 --> 55:52.260
Right.

55:53.080 --> 55:53.680
And it wasn't a

55:53.680 --> 55:54.320
professional show

55:54.320 --> 55:54.940
at all so.

55:55.960 --> 55:56.840
This show is a

55:56.840 --> 55:57.620
lot more professional

55:57.620 --> 55:58.340
than default would

55:58.340 --> 55:58.940
ever have become.

55:59.160 --> 56:00.000
We've got a long

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way to go before

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we can ever use the

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word professional to

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describe this show.

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We have a professional

56:05.680 --> 56:07.060
format maybe I'll say

56:07.060 --> 56:07.840
that or a standard

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format.

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I believe that

56:10.760 --> 56:11.500
Binder Revolution

56:11.500 --> 56:12.580
Radio is the most

56:12.580 --> 56:14.240
professional underground

56:14.240 --> 56:15.280
internet radio show.

56:15.280 --> 56:18.180
Isn't that like an

56:18.180 --> 56:19.420
oxymoron professional

56:19.420 --> 56:19.920
underground?

56:22.140 --> 56:22.860
I don't know.

56:23.260 --> 56:24.100
I don't know what

56:24.100 --> 56:25.380
that means either but

56:25.380 --> 56:27.980
I guess I'll, should I

56:27.980 --> 56:28.520
take that as a

56:28.520 --> 56:29.240
compliment or?

56:29.920 --> 56:30.580
It's a compliment.

56:30.800 --> 56:31.340
It's a damn good

56:31.340 --> 56:31.580
show.

56:31.660 --> 56:32.540
It's not boring, you

56:32.540 --> 56:33.080
know, you're still

56:33.080 --> 56:33.960
learning things.

56:34.040 --> 56:34.580
It's informative.

56:34.740 --> 56:35.300
It's entertaining.

56:35.860 --> 56:36.940
It's infotainment.

56:37.440 --> 56:37.620
Right.

56:37.880 --> 56:39.120
Joking aside, I do

56:39.120 --> 56:39.740
know what you mean

56:39.740 --> 56:41.100
because, you know,

56:41.300 --> 56:42.640
there is a standard

56:42.640 --> 56:43.000
format.

56:43.160 --> 56:43.940
I do try to keep,

56:43.940 --> 56:45.560
yeah, it's not

56:45.560 --> 56:46.480
professional but I

56:46.480 --> 56:47.840
try to keep a serious

56:47.840 --> 56:49.580
tone to it as, at

56:49.580 --> 56:51.140
least, on a case by

56:51.140 --> 56:52.100
case basis we'll go

56:52.100 --> 56:52.940
off tangents, we'll

56:52.940 --> 56:53.760
have some jokes, we'll

56:53.760 --> 56:54.460
make some fun, we

56:54.460 --> 56:55.280
don't hold back, we

56:55.280 --> 56:57.040
don't not joke around

56:57.040 --> 56:57.680
or have fun.

56:58.100 --> 56:58.840
But for the most part,

56:59.400 --> 56:59.980
yeah, for the most

56:59.980 --> 57:01.380
part, we try to keep

57:01.380 --> 57:02.400
the show a serious

57:02.400 --> 57:03.320
topic anyway.

57:03.740 --> 57:04.520
And that's really one

57:04.520 --> 57:05.120
of the things with

57:05.120 --> 57:06.020
Freak Factor that we

57:06.020 --> 57:06.880
split off is that

57:06.880 --> 57:07.940
Freak Factor goes back

57:07.940 --> 57:09.580
to that anything goes

57:09.580 --> 57:10.260
mentality.

57:10.780 --> 57:11.200
I mean, it's

57:11.200 --> 57:11.700
different than

57:11.700 --> 57:12.060
Default.

57:12.200 --> 57:13.320
Definitely Default was

57:13.320 --> 57:14.620
more, I mean,

57:15.040 --> 57:16.200
Default, you have to

57:16.200 --> 57:16.580
say, is more

57:16.580 --> 57:17.320
professional than

57:17.320 --> 57:17.940
Freak Factor.

57:18.660 --> 57:19.560
Freak Factor is

57:19.560 --> 57:21.480
total reality radio,

57:21.600 --> 57:22.060
you know, it's

57:22.060 --> 57:23.120
totally anything goes.

57:23.840 --> 57:24.680
So I guess if we

57:24.680 --> 57:25.640
put them in order of

57:25.640 --> 57:26.840
professionalism, maybe

57:26.840 --> 57:28.620
in comparing them,

57:28.660 --> 57:29.420
Freak Factor is way

57:29.420 --> 57:30.200
down in the opposite

57:30.200 --> 57:30.980
end of things.

57:31.780 --> 57:32.220
Right.

57:32.480 --> 57:32.960
I know what you

57:32.960 --> 57:33.660
mean, I know exactly

57:33.660 --> 57:34.220
what you mean.

57:35.220 --> 57:37.420
Well, I guess, Doug,

57:37.420 --> 57:40.440
to keep the professional

57:40.440 --> 57:41.380
level on this

57:41.380 --> 57:42.600
anniversary episode

57:42.600 --> 57:44.700
down, I guess this

57:44.700 --> 57:45.320
would be the point

57:45.320 --> 57:47.580
where we switch from

57:47.580 --> 57:48.720
this little walk down

57:48.720 --> 57:50.700
memory lane and I

57:50.700 --> 57:51.220
play all the

57:51.220 --> 57:52.020
embarrassing outtakes

57:52.020 --> 57:52.720
I have of you.

57:53.300 --> 57:53.880
Of me?

57:54.060 --> 57:54.600
Of you.

57:55.300 --> 57:55.800
All right.

57:55.960 --> 57:56.800
Everybody in there,

57:56.920 --> 57:57.940
I honestly, I don't

57:57.940 --> 57:58.980
know what I have offhand

57:58.980 --> 57:59.960
now as you and I are

57:59.960 --> 58:01.340
talking, but I'm sure

58:01.340 --> 58:02.340
I can dig something up.

58:02.340 --> 58:03.600
So let's check out

58:03.600 --> 58:04.420
and see what I've got

58:04.420 --> 58:07.180
on Doug of Default

58:07.180 --> 58:08.500
Radio fame and Doug

58:08.500 --> 58:11.060
TV fame and the Doug

58:11.060 --> 58:12.180
Show fame and what

58:12.180 --> 58:12.680
else do you want to

58:12.680 --> 58:13.340
pimp while we've got a

58:13.340 --> 58:13.760
second here?

58:15.320 --> 58:17.240
Doug TV and Default,

58:17.320 --> 58:18.060
that's good enough.

58:18.140 --> 58:18.740
That's good enough.

58:18.800 --> 58:19.020
Okay.

58:19.160 --> 58:20.320
Well, check out what

58:20.320 --> 58:22.260
Doug has in the old

58:22.260 --> 58:23.000
outtakes reel.

58:25.660 --> 58:26.720
So how many batteries

58:26.720 --> 58:27.440
does your vibrator

58:27.440 --> 58:27.980
take anyway?

58:29.840 --> 58:30.600
Four double A's.

58:31.260 --> 58:31.820
Oh, it's just one of

58:31.820 --> 58:32.440
those tiny ones?

58:34.120 --> 58:35.020
I thought you'd have

58:35.020 --> 58:35.560
one of those big

58:35.560 --> 58:37.100
gigantic like kickstart

58:37.100 --> 58:38.080
with a UPS and all

58:38.080 --> 58:38.460
that kind of stuff.

58:38.460 --> 58:39.040
Are you recording?

58:39.940 --> 58:40.300
Possibly.

58:44.520 --> 58:45.360
All right.

58:45.460 --> 58:46.640
Now, how could we

58:46.640 --> 58:48.160
possibly get through

58:48.160 --> 58:50.320
a reunion show or

58:50.320 --> 58:50.940
whatever the hell

58:50.940 --> 58:51.580
we're calling this,

58:51.620 --> 58:52.500
a clip show, an

58:52.500 --> 58:53.400
anniversary show,

58:53.500 --> 58:54.320
whatever it is,

58:54.620 --> 58:55.580
without having my

58:55.580 --> 58:56.200
good friend Lucky

58:56.200 --> 58:57.500
225 on the episode?

58:57.680 --> 58:58.640
It would be, it

58:58.640 --> 58:59.980
wouldn't be complete

58:59.980 --> 59:01.140
if we didn't have

59:01.140 --> 59:01.820
the Luxter,

59:01.940 --> 59:03.240
the Double Deuce.

59:03.340 --> 59:04.700
See, I coined that

59:04.700 --> 59:05.340
nickname for you,

59:05.380 --> 59:05.820
by the way.

59:06.680 --> 59:07.680
Oh, you coined it.

59:07.780 --> 59:08.560
The Double Deuce.

59:08.620 --> 59:09.540
I made that up one day.

59:09.580 --> 59:10.260
I think we made it up

59:10.260 --> 59:11.040
on the air, but,

59:11.480 --> 59:12.380
and one of our listeners

59:12.380 --> 59:13.980
gave you the diabolical

59:13.980 --> 59:14.980
Lucky 225.

59:15.040 --> 59:15.660
Remember that?

59:15.660 --> 59:17.940
Yes, I do, I do remember

59:17.940 --> 59:18.200
that.

59:18.200 --> 59:19.280
Yep, yep, that was a

59:19.280 --> 59:19.540
good one.

59:19.580 --> 59:20.160
I like that one.

59:20.240 --> 59:20.920
Both of those names

59:20.920 --> 59:21.100
fit.

59:21.200 --> 59:22.120
Well, Double Deuce,

59:22.720 --> 59:26.100
what do you think of us

59:26.100 --> 59:28.300
reaching 104 freaking

59:28.300 --> 59:30.040
episodes of Binary,

59:30.200 --> 59:32.420
two years, consecutive

59:32.420 --> 59:34.780
non-stop episodes of

59:34.780 --> 59:36.140
Binary Revolution Radio?

59:36.860 --> 59:37.860
Wow, and you know what,

59:37.920 --> 59:38.680
it wasn't the first

59:38.680 --> 59:39.820
episode zero?

59:40.820 --> 59:41.980
Um, you know,

59:42.140 --> 59:43.920
well, we, yes and no.

59:44.060 --> 59:45.700
We recorded an episode

59:45.700 --> 59:46.880
zero as a test,

59:46.940 --> 59:47.900
as a pilot episode,

59:48.280 --> 59:49.640
but it did not count

59:49.640 --> 59:50.800
towards the continuity,

59:50.980 --> 59:51.500
but you know what,

59:51.540 --> 59:52.140
that's a good point.

59:52.240 --> 59:53.040
Technically, that is

59:53.040 --> 59:53.820
105 episodes.

59:55.420 --> 59:56.260
Yeah, that's what I was

59:56.260 --> 59:57.040
thinking about, like,

59:57.100 --> 59:57.420
wow.

59:57.560 --> 59:57.960
Yeah, we, we.

59:57.960 --> 59:58.880
That is a lot of

59:58.880 --> 59:59.680
episodes, man.

59:59.880 --> 01:00:01.060
I didn't even think

01:00:01.060 --> 01:00:01.360
about that.

01:00:01.380 --> 01:00:02.040
That is a good point.

01:00:02.100 --> 01:00:02.960
We didn't release that,

01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:04.300
we only put that up on

01:00:04.300 --> 01:00:05.700
the website a little bit

01:00:05.700 --> 01:00:07.100
later, that it was our

01:00:07.100 --> 01:00:08.120
pilot, once we decided,

01:00:08.120 --> 01:00:09.160
once we'd done a few

01:00:09.160 --> 01:00:09.960
episodes, so, but

01:00:09.960 --> 01:00:10.760
yeah, we've actually

01:00:10.760 --> 01:00:11.480
done 105.

01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:13.040
Here I am an hour into

01:00:13.040 --> 01:00:14.300
the show, talking about

01:00:14.300 --> 01:00:15.580
episode 104, and

01:00:15.580 --> 01:00:16.260
actually, this is

01:00:16.260 --> 01:00:17.660
technically the 105th

01:00:17.660 --> 01:00:19.480
episode, so, damn,

01:00:19.580 --> 01:00:20.180
now I have to go back

01:00:20.180 --> 01:00:20.980
and redo it all.

01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:22.460
I know.

01:00:22.620 --> 01:00:23.300
Do you love me?

01:00:23.480 --> 01:00:24.200
Yeah, screw that.

01:00:24.240 --> 01:00:24.780
I'm not doing that.

01:00:26.540 --> 01:00:27.980
But, man, I mean,

01:00:28.040 --> 01:00:28.860
you know what, and

01:00:28.860 --> 01:00:29.640
we, we've already,

01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:30.900
we've talked to, to

01:00:30.900 --> 01:00:31.860
Rax and some of the,

01:00:31.960 --> 01:00:32.760
some of the guys from

01:00:32.760 --> 01:00:34.560
RFA, and, and,

01:00:35.220 --> 01:00:35.820
you know, I,

01:00:36.020 --> 01:00:36.840
didn't you, you

01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:38.040
listen to RFA,

01:00:38.120 --> 01:00:38.300
right?

01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:38.860
I mean, I know it's

01:00:38.860 --> 01:00:39.740
been a while back,

01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:40.600
but, but did you

01:00:40.600 --> 01:00:41.480
listen to Radio Freak

01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:41.800
America?

01:00:43.220 --> 01:00:43.920
Yes, I did,

01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:44.380
actually.

01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:46.100
I actually found it

01:00:46.100 --> 01:00:46.580
because I'm a

01:00:46.580 --> 01:00:47.800
narcissistic bastard,

01:00:48.100 --> 01:00:49.280
and I was Googling my

01:00:49.280 --> 01:00:51.160
name one day, and I

01:00:51.160 --> 01:00:52.360
came across RFA, and

01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:53.620
I'm like, whoa, what

01:00:53.620 --> 01:00:54.080
the hell?

01:00:54.420 --> 01:00:55.280
There's like an

01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:56.520
internet radio show

01:00:56.520 --> 01:00:57.200
about hacking?

01:00:57.620 --> 01:00:58.200
You know?

01:00:58.320 --> 01:00:59.320
I was like, this is

01:00:59.320 --> 01:00:59.780
awesome.

01:00:59.960 --> 01:01:00.840
How cool is that,

01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:01.120
right?

01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:02.400
Yeah.

01:01:02.940 --> 01:01:03.540
I, you know,

01:01:03.600 --> 01:01:04.980
actually, Duel and

01:01:04.980 --> 01:01:06.940
I met early on in

01:01:06.940 --> 01:01:08.680
RFA, like, totally

01:01:08.680 --> 01:01:09.600
just because we

01:01:09.600 --> 01:01:10.380
happened to run in

01:01:10.380 --> 01:01:11.580
the same circles, and

01:01:11.580 --> 01:01:12.660
kind of met each

01:01:12.660 --> 01:01:13.580
other, and kind of

01:01:13.580 --> 01:01:14.380
just started doing the

01:01:14.380 --> 01:01:15.160
show together for a

01:01:15.160 --> 01:01:15.980
little while, and,

01:01:16.520 --> 01:01:16.960
you know, and

01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:17.740
obviously it kind of

01:01:17.740 --> 01:01:18.680
spun off, and things

01:01:18.680 --> 01:01:19.540
have become what they

01:01:19.540 --> 01:01:20.280
are now with Bin

01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:22.020
Rev Radio, but it's

01:01:22.020 --> 01:01:22.940
kind of, it's actually

01:01:22.940 --> 01:01:23.860
kind of weird, because

01:01:23.860 --> 01:01:25.240
default radio falls into

01:01:25.240 --> 01:01:26.240
this mix, something that

01:01:26.240 --> 01:01:27.060
you were a part of,

01:01:27.100 --> 01:01:28.160
which was also a great

01:01:28.160 --> 01:01:28.820
show that I love

01:01:28.820 --> 01:01:30.760
listening to, because RFA

01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:31.920
started off as, you

01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:32.720
know, Radio Freak

01:01:32.720 --> 01:01:33.780
America, obviously the

01:01:33.780 --> 01:01:35.860
emphasis on freak, but

01:01:35.860 --> 01:01:37.820
not only freaking, they

01:01:37.820 --> 01:01:38.860
covered, you know,

01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:40.000
freedom, you know,

01:01:40.100 --> 01:01:41.060
technology, privacy,

01:01:41.260 --> 01:01:42.460
freedom, knowledge,

01:01:42.700 --> 01:01:43.460
information, you know,

01:01:43.460 --> 01:01:44.260
the catchphrase that

01:01:44.260 --> 01:01:45.040
they covered all these

01:01:45.040 --> 01:01:46.160
different wide variety

01:01:46.160 --> 01:01:47.640
of things, which was

01:01:47.640 --> 01:01:49.100
great and incredible,

01:01:49.700 --> 01:01:51.100
but one of the reasons

01:01:51.100 --> 01:01:51.700
we started Bin

01:01:51.700 --> 01:01:52.740
Rev Radio was to try

01:01:52.740 --> 01:01:53.860
to bring it back in and

01:01:53.860 --> 01:01:55.700
focus on one of those

01:01:55.700 --> 01:01:56.740
subjects, specifically

01:01:56.740 --> 01:01:57.860
hacking, which was, you

01:01:57.860 --> 01:01:58.660
know, my passion.

01:01:59.020 --> 01:02:00.200
So I kind of pulled

01:02:00.200 --> 01:02:02.620
away to do Bin

01:02:02.620 --> 01:02:03.580
Rev Radio and focus

01:02:03.580 --> 01:02:04.740
on the hacking side

01:02:04.740 --> 01:02:06.520
of things, and

01:02:06.520 --> 01:02:08.260
ironically, it was

01:02:08.260 --> 01:02:08.660
shortly after...

01:02:08.660 --> 01:02:09.880
And obviously, you

01:02:09.880 --> 01:02:10.640
know, me and Dakota

01:02:10.640 --> 01:02:11.500
were just sitting

01:02:11.500 --> 01:02:12.200
around, and we were

01:02:12.200 --> 01:02:13.500
like, we need another

01:02:13.500 --> 01:02:14.480
freaking show, you

01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:14.640
know?

01:02:14.680 --> 01:02:15.840
Exactly, that's what I

01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:16.240
was getting to.

01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:17.280
We started focusing on

01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:18.120
hacking, and then you

01:02:18.120 --> 01:02:19.640
guys realized that,

01:02:19.720 --> 01:02:20.540
yeah, you wanted to do

01:02:20.540 --> 01:02:21.300
some more freaking

01:02:21.300 --> 01:02:22.340
stuff, and with RFA

01:02:22.340 --> 01:02:23.820
ending at episode 99,

01:02:25.360 --> 01:02:26.680
you know, default radio

01:02:26.680 --> 01:02:28.680
kind of was born, I

01:02:28.680 --> 01:02:28.980
guess.

01:02:30.200 --> 01:02:31.300
Yeah, it was

01:02:31.300 --> 01:02:32.160
short-lived, but it

01:02:32.160 --> 01:02:32.880
was pretty good.

01:02:33.200 --> 01:02:33.980
Well, it wasn't that

01:02:33.980 --> 01:02:34.400
short-lived.

01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:35.020
How many episodes?

01:02:35.100 --> 01:02:37.320
You got 39, 37?

01:02:38.660 --> 01:02:39.380
I forget.

01:02:39.720 --> 01:02:41.120
I believe we have 38

01:02:41.120 --> 01:02:42.340
or 39.

01:02:42.620 --> 01:02:43.320
Somewhere in that

01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:43.580
range.

01:02:43.580 --> 01:02:44.160
That's nothing.

01:02:44.300 --> 01:02:45.020
That's quite a few

01:02:45.020 --> 01:02:46.960
episodes, and of course,

01:02:47.240 --> 01:02:49.680
we all know why the

01:02:49.680 --> 01:02:51.280
show kind of ended in a

01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:52.620
very sad note and a very

01:02:52.620 --> 01:02:55.920
bad reason for it, so we

01:02:55.920 --> 01:02:57.140
won't rehash that,

01:02:57.300 --> 01:02:58.500
unfortunately, but big

01:02:58.500 --> 01:02:59.780
shouts to Decoder, you

01:02:59.780 --> 01:03:00.860
know, no matter what's

01:03:00.860 --> 01:03:01.860
going on with all that,

01:03:02.540 --> 01:03:04.960
and, you know, it's just

01:03:04.960 --> 01:03:06.780
unfortunately not doing

01:03:06.780 --> 01:03:08.360
the regular episodes of

01:03:08.360 --> 01:03:09.900
Default Radio, but maybe

01:03:09.900 --> 01:03:10.900
an occasional special.

01:03:11.020 --> 01:03:11.940
You guys did one.

01:03:13.040 --> 01:03:14.700
The last one we did was a

01:03:14.700 --> 01:03:15.840
Thanksgiving special.

01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:18.920
You know, maybe sometime

01:03:18.920 --> 01:03:20.060
in the future we might

01:03:20.060 --> 01:03:20.980
think about coming out

01:03:20.980 --> 01:03:21.700
with another one.

01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:23.360
Yeah, and I would love to

01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:23.820
be a part of it.

01:03:23.880 --> 01:03:24.300
You know, and that's the

01:03:24.300 --> 01:03:25.640
other thing is I, you know,

01:03:25.640 --> 01:03:26.940
I was on a couple episodes

01:03:26.940 --> 01:03:27.740
of Default Radio.

01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:30.680
It was, you know, it was

01:03:30.680 --> 01:03:31.980
definitely, Default Radio

01:03:31.980 --> 01:03:33.100
was very cool to me because

01:03:33.100 --> 01:03:34.080
I learned something on

01:03:34.080 --> 01:03:35.860
every episode, and that's

01:03:35.860 --> 01:03:37.420
the kind of thing, and I'm

01:03:37.420 --> 01:03:38.600
being serious, you know,

01:03:38.640 --> 01:03:39.560
I'm not in the freaking

01:03:39.560 --> 01:03:40.640
scene so much.

01:03:40.740 --> 01:03:41.540
You know, everything, I've

01:03:41.540 --> 01:03:43.040
said this before, I give

01:03:43.040 --> 01:03:43.860
credit where credit is due.

01:03:43.960 --> 01:03:45.780
Everything where credit is

01:03:45.780 --> 01:03:46.740
due, everything I've learned

01:03:46.740 --> 01:03:47.620
about freaking I've learned

01:03:47.620 --> 01:03:49.280
from Dual Parallel, from

01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:50.460
Decoder, and from you,

01:03:50.540 --> 01:03:50.740
Lucky.

01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:51.400
Honestly.

01:03:51.540 --> 01:03:52.460
Everything that I know

01:03:52.460 --> 01:03:53.060
from you guys.

01:03:53.060 --> 01:03:54.260
Don't leave out Natus.

01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:55.140
He's found some cool

01:03:55.140 --> 01:03:55.640
shit, too.

01:03:55.740 --> 01:03:56.980
Well, Natus, and Doug

01:03:56.980 --> 01:03:58.520
also, Doug is very good

01:03:58.520 --> 01:04:00.120
at, like, dumbing things

01:04:00.120 --> 01:04:01.200
down for me so that I

01:04:01.200 --> 01:04:02.680
understand it, so Doug's

01:04:02.680 --> 01:04:03.560
definitely very good at

01:04:03.560 --> 01:04:03.860
that.

01:04:04.660 --> 01:04:05.900
And actually, we've already

01:04:05.900 --> 01:04:07.480
heard from Doug earlier

01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:08.400
on this episode of the

01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:10.080
show, too, so, yeah, Doug

01:04:10.080 --> 01:04:10.920
is very good at, like,

01:04:10.960 --> 01:04:12.040
explaining it to me so

01:04:12.040 --> 01:04:12.700
that I can understand

01:04:12.700 --> 01:04:13.780
it, so that's what's

01:04:13.780 --> 01:04:14.540
great about Doug.

01:04:14.940 --> 01:04:16.160
But, yeah, everything...

01:04:16.160 --> 01:04:17.420
He translates things into

01:04:17.420 --> 01:04:18.700
layman's terms, basically.

01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:19.500
Yeah, exactly.

01:04:19.960 --> 01:04:20.280
Exactly.

01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:22.760
You know, I try so hard

01:04:22.760 --> 01:04:24.000
to do that, like, in all

01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:25.560
my 2,600 articles that

01:04:25.560 --> 01:04:26.260
I've read for and

01:04:26.260 --> 01:04:27.600
everything, and people

01:04:27.600 --> 01:04:28.740
still just can't get

01:04:28.740 --> 01:04:29.320
it, and I'm like,

01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:30.000
what the hell am I

01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:30.460
doing wrong?

01:04:31.200 --> 01:04:32.220
Yeah, well...

01:04:32.220 --> 01:04:33.540
I think I'm just going

01:04:33.540 --> 01:04:34.540
to turn everyone over

01:04:34.540 --> 01:04:35.580
to Doug from now on.

01:04:36.260 --> 01:04:37.080
There you go.

01:04:37.180 --> 01:04:37.740
There you go.

01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:39.720
Oh, man.

01:04:39.820 --> 01:04:41.080
Well, you know, Default

01:04:41.080 --> 01:04:42.700
was very successful, even

01:04:42.700 --> 01:04:43.940
though it, you know, had

01:04:43.940 --> 01:04:45.060
to have the unfortunate

01:04:45.060 --> 01:04:46.120
ending that it did.

01:04:46.700 --> 01:04:47.820
There were other, and

01:04:47.820 --> 01:04:49.160
we won't go into detail

01:04:49.160 --> 01:04:49.780
here, but there were

01:04:49.780 --> 01:04:50.820
other radio shows that

01:04:50.820 --> 01:04:52.620
popped up as an attempt

01:04:52.620 --> 01:04:55.140
to, I say, compete with

01:04:55.140 --> 01:04:56.380
Default and with Bin

01:04:56.380 --> 01:04:57.300
Rev and stuff like that

01:04:57.300 --> 01:04:58.160
that were even shorter

01:04:58.160 --> 01:04:58.460
lived.

01:04:58.540 --> 01:04:59.100
There were some that,

01:04:59.160 --> 01:04:59.600
you know, they didn't

01:04:59.600 --> 01:05:00.760
last, what, 14 episodes,

01:05:01.000 --> 01:05:01.540
and they were just

01:05:01.540 --> 01:05:02.360
horrible anyway.

01:05:02.860 --> 01:05:03.500
I think you know what

01:05:03.500 --> 01:05:04.040
I'm talking about.

01:05:04.100 --> 01:05:04.780
We won't mention the

01:05:04.780 --> 01:05:05.260
name, though.

01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:06.860
But there were...

01:05:06.860 --> 01:05:06.880
Yeah.

01:05:07.340 --> 01:05:08.280
Well, there were other

01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:09.340
ones that were good,

01:05:09.460 --> 01:05:09.580
but...

01:05:09.580 --> 01:05:10.120
There were some good

01:05:10.120 --> 01:05:10.400
ones.

01:05:11.020 --> 01:05:12.400
See, the thing is, you

01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:13.580
have to keep a radio show

01:05:13.580 --> 01:05:14.520
going, and you need

01:05:14.520 --> 01:05:15.680
content, which, I mean,

01:05:15.900 --> 01:05:16.900
even Default Radio

01:05:16.900 --> 01:05:18.040
suffered with the content

01:05:18.040 --> 01:05:19.060
part of it, some of the

01:05:19.060 --> 01:05:19.740
times, you know.

01:05:20.200 --> 01:05:21.400
Yeah, but you were

01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:22.560
always having fun with

01:05:22.560 --> 01:05:23.320
it, even if you didn't

01:05:23.320 --> 01:05:25.100
have a specific topic.

01:05:25.540 --> 01:05:26.200
You guys were always

01:05:26.200 --> 01:05:26.820
real good at just

01:05:26.820 --> 01:05:27.820
winging it and making

01:05:27.820 --> 01:05:28.440
phone calls.

01:05:28.500 --> 01:05:29.320
You always had numbers

01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:29.700
available.

01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:31.520
See, that's the cool

01:05:31.520 --> 01:05:32.620
thing that, you know,

01:05:32.700 --> 01:05:33.840
Decoder and you always

01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:34.640
brought to the show.

01:05:35.580 --> 01:05:36.380
Oh, yeah, that's what I

01:05:36.380 --> 01:05:36.960
was going to mention,

01:05:37.120 --> 01:05:37.940
too, is a lot of people

01:05:37.940 --> 01:05:38.480
strive.

01:05:38.760 --> 01:05:40.600
They hear it, and they

01:05:40.600 --> 01:05:41.680
think it's cool, and

01:05:41.680 --> 01:05:42.660
they're like, they want

01:05:42.660 --> 01:05:43.540
to do it on their own,

01:05:43.540 --> 01:05:45.120
but, I mean, you have

01:05:45.120 --> 01:05:45.820
to have that kind of

01:05:45.820 --> 01:05:47.120
personality to just, you

01:05:47.120 --> 01:05:47.980
know, to put out that

01:05:47.980 --> 01:05:49.580
information and just come

01:05:49.580 --> 01:05:50.800
up with stuff off the

01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:51.540
cuff, you know.

01:05:53.060 --> 01:05:54.080
Yep, and you know

01:05:54.080 --> 01:05:54.300
what?

01:05:54.340 --> 01:05:55.320
I think we probably

01:05:55.320 --> 01:05:57.460
should wrap it up here

01:05:57.460 --> 01:05:58.800
and play some outtakes

01:05:58.800 --> 01:05:59.900
because I have a lot of

01:05:59.900 --> 01:06:00.720
outtakes of you.

01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:04.700
I can't wait until you

01:06:04.700 --> 01:06:05.560
listen to this and hear

01:06:05.560 --> 01:06:06.420
some of the outtakes.

01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:09.500
You're aware of them

01:06:09.500 --> 01:06:10.500
all, but you probably

01:06:10.500 --> 01:06:11.420
have forgotten about

01:06:11.420 --> 01:06:11.640
them.

01:06:11.860 --> 01:06:12.300
And you know what

01:06:12.300 --> 01:06:13.000
else I'm going to do

01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:13.620
as kind of a little

01:06:13.620 --> 01:06:14.820
tribute here to Decoder

01:06:14.820 --> 01:06:15.700
and to Default Radio?

01:06:15.760 --> 01:06:16.420
I'm going to put some

01:06:16.420 --> 01:06:17.240
of the outtakes I have

01:06:17.240 --> 01:06:18.880
of him on here also

01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:20.640
because Decoder's also

01:06:20.640 --> 01:06:21.920
been on Binary Revolution

01:06:21.920 --> 01:06:23.060
Radio, and you know

01:06:23.060 --> 01:06:23.240
what?

01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:24.480
Decoder has always been

01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:25.640
one of my best friends

01:06:25.640 --> 01:06:26.900
online, one of my best,

01:06:27.360 --> 01:06:28.080
closest friends.

01:06:28.260 --> 01:06:29.600
We always, you know,

01:06:29.680 --> 01:06:30.880
Decoder was definitely

01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.200
a straight shooter guy,

01:06:32.340 --> 01:06:33.060
and he's someone that

01:06:33.060 --> 01:06:33.860
I've gotten along with

01:06:33.860 --> 01:06:34.680
from day one.

01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:35.660
Tell it like it is,

01:06:35.700 --> 01:06:36.340
and you know what?

01:06:36.740 --> 01:06:37.860
I've always liked that

01:06:37.860 --> 01:06:38.880
about Decoder, and I

01:06:38.880 --> 01:06:40.200
can't wait until he does

01:06:40.200 --> 01:06:42.040
get back here so that we

01:06:42.040 --> 01:06:42.980
can catch up on a lot of

01:06:42.980 --> 01:06:44.020
things, so I'm going to

01:06:44.020 --> 01:06:45.920
go ahead and play a big

01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:47.340
batch of outtakes from

01:06:47.340 --> 01:06:49.080
the, what is it?

01:06:49.100 --> 01:06:50.220
The Rock Stars of the

01:06:50.220 --> 01:06:50.960
Internet Underground

01:06:50.960 --> 01:06:52.300
from Default Radio.

01:06:54.800 --> 01:06:55.820
Yes, that's from

01:06:55.820 --> 01:06:57.400
Wired Magazine, I believe.

01:06:57.540 --> 01:06:58.660
Annalee knew it, right?

01:06:58.900 --> 01:07:00.040
Yep, you got it.

01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:01.240
So here we go with some

01:07:01.240 --> 01:07:01.700
outtakes.

01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:06.000
All right, a little bit,

01:07:06.120 --> 01:07:07.380
move the mic a little bit

01:07:07.380 --> 01:07:07.760
closer.

01:07:08.560 --> 01:07:09.040
What are we getting,

01:07:09.160 --> 01:07:09.800
hold on, what are we

01:07:09.800 --> 01:07:10.540
getting for dinner, Ma?

01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:12.740
I don't know, but I'm

01:07:12.740 --> 01:07:13.700
about to do a radio show

01:07:13.700 --> 01:07:14.380
right now, so I don't

01:07:14.380 --> 01:07:15.380
want to have all these

01:07:15.380 --> 01:07:16.360
questions in the middle

01:07:16.360 --> 01:07:16.600
of it.

01:07:20.100 --> 01:07:20.980
I don't know, what are you

01:07:20.980 --> 01:07:21.660
guys going to get?

01:07:23.060 --> 01:07:23.960
Sure, sounds good.

01:07:23.960 --> 01:07:24.960
Yeah, well, let's delay

01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:25.980
the show so Lucky gets

01:07:25.980 --> 01:07:27.200
his order in to Mom.

01:07:29.500 --> 01:07:30.280
But, okay.

01:07:30.680 --> 01:07:31.080
Mommy!

01:07:31.300 --> 01:07:31.820
Are you going to send me

01:07:31.820 --> 01:07:33.400
the show notes or what?

01:07:33.520 --> 01:07:34.020
Are you going to get a

01:07:34.020 --> 01:07:34.880
happy meal or what?

01:07:35.780 --> 01:07:36.680
Are you going to send me

01:07:36.680 --> 01:07:37.640
the show notes or what?

01:07:38.380 --> 01:07:38.780
Yeah.

01:07:40.780 --> 01:07:47.280
All right, this is

01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:48.220
Stank Dog, and I'm

01:07:48.220 --> 01:07:49.580
recording from the center

01:07:49.580 --> 01:07:51.780
of Hurricane Gene,

01:07:52.180 --> 01:07:53.520
which just suddenly died.

01:07:56.220 --> 01:08:01.140
All right, normal

01:08:01.140 --> 01:08:03.140
speaking voice, and I'm

01:08:03.140 --> 01:08:04.040
looking pretty good if I

01:08:04.040 --> 01:08:04.940
do say so myself.

01:08:06.500 --> 01:08:08.220
Lucky, how are you

01:08:08.220 --> 01:08:08.440
feeling?

01:08:11.120 --> 01:08:11.560
Fantastic.

01:08:11.560 --> 01:08:12.980
What are you doing?

01:08:14.300 --> 01:08:14.680
Eating.

01:08:15.020 --> 01:08:15.640
Eating what?

01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:17.540
What did Mommy bring

01:08:17.540 --> 01:08:18.420
for you to eat today?

01:08:18.420 --> 01:08:20.760
I'm eating cheese

01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:21.780
that's out of a box.

01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:25.560
All right.

01:08:26.120 --> 01:08:27.160
Never underestimate

01:08:27.160 --> 01:08:28.480
the power of cheese.

01:08:29.680 --> 01:08:30.680
This isn't going to be

01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:31.640
on the outtakes, is it?

01:08:31.720 --> 01:08:32.800
It might just.

01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:34.660
Oh, you fucker.

01:08:38.280 --> 01:08:41.380
Dude, let's do a

01:08:41.380 --> 01:08:42.440
Klondike commercial.

01:08:42.940 --> 01:08:44.720
Lucky 225, what would

01:08:44.720 --> 01:08:46.080
you do for a Klondike

01:08:46.080 --> 01:08:46.420
bar?

01:08:48.420 --> 01:08:49.560
Thank God for a

01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:50.080
radio show.

01:08:52.760 --> 01:08:53.760
I think I'll take you

01:08:53.760 --> 01:08:54.400
up on that offer.

01:08:56.280 --> 01:08:57.320
All right, well, I guess

01:08:57.320 --> 01:08:57.980
we've got enough there.

01:08:58.200 --> 01:08:59.820
We'll edit out the

01:08:59.820 --> 01:09:00.760
three or four tries and

01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:02.000
just put it in as the

01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:02.820
first try and make it

01:09:02.820 --> 01:09:03.420
sound like it'll work.

01:09:05.620 --> 01:09:06.400
Nobody will know the

01:09:06.400 --> 01:09:06.700
difference.

01:09:06.700 --> 01:09:13.000
What are you doing, noob?

01:09:13.340 --> 01:09:14.660
Sorry, my phone was like

01:09:14.660 --> 01:09:15.720
fearing for a second.

01:09:15.980 --> 01:09:16.980
Do you not know how to

01:09:16.980 --> 01:09:17.760
operate a phone?

01:09:18.280 --> 01:09:18.620
Okay.

01:09:19.400 --> 01:09:20.160
Apparently not.

01:09:22.160 --> 01:09:23.820
My phone was fearing you.

01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:25.520
What?

01:09:25.980 --> 01:09:26.520
You're a noob.

01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:27.260
What?

01:09:27.340 --> 01:09:27.880
You're a noob.

01:09:28.980 --> 01:09:30.340
Fucking use a phone made

01:09:30.340 --> 01:09:31.000
by Con Air.

01:09:31.080 --> 01:09:31.900
They make fucking hair

01:09:31.900 --> 01:09:33.120
dryers, not phones.

01:09:33.120 --> 01:09:35.220
I wasn't using a

01:09:35.220 --> 01:09:35.880
Con Air phone.

01:09:35.980 --> 01:09:36.700
That's the problem.

01:09:37.080 --> 01:09:37.560
Oh, wow.

01:09:37.940 --> 01:09:39.020
The Con Air phones are

01:09:39.020 --> 01:09:40.020
actually real loud.

01:09:40.300 --> 01:09:41.060
So what kind of phone

01:09:41.060 --> 01:09:41.740
were you using?

01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:43.200
I'm still using that

01:09:43.200 --> 01:09:44.220
phone and it's a Sony

01:09:44.220 --> 01:09:44.920
piece of shit.

01:09:45.540 --> 01:09:46.540
Well, it's Sony.

01:09:46.660 --> 01:09:47.460
You shouldn't even own

01:09:47.460 --> 01:09:48.620
anything by Sony, those

01:09:48.620 --> 01:09:49.180
fuckers.

01:09:49.320 --> 01:09:49.660
I know.

01:09:49.660 --> 01:09:52.540
I 100% agree with you.

01:09:52.660 --> 01:09:54.260
I hate everything Sony

01:09:54.260 --> 01:09:54.660
makes.

01:09:54.860 --> 01:09:55.180
Everything.

01:09:55.400 --> 01:09:56.140
I hate the PlayStation.

01:09:56.820 --> 01:09:57.580
I hate the fucking

01:09:57.580 --> 01:09:58.560
PlayStation 2.

01:09:58.940 --> 01:09:59.640
I hate the fucking

01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:00.480
Sony CDs.

01:10:01.040 --> 01:10:01.880
I hate the fucking

01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:03.140
Sony CD players.

01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:04.500
I hate any fucking

01:10:04.500 --> 01:10:05.600
thing made by Sony.

01:10:06.440 --> 01:10:07.180
It all sucks.

01:10:07.700 --> 01:10:08.240
Word.

01:10:09.940 --> 01:10:11.180
Pussy, run your life

01:10:11.180 --> 01:10:12.160
there and let's start

01:10:12.160 --> 01:10:13.020
again with the email.

01:10:13.820 --> 01:10:15.120
First email from

01:10:15.120 --> 01:10:16.020
Australia.

01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:19.640
Australia, mate.

01:10:19.660 --> 01:10:22.080
far stuff.

01:10:22.600 --> 01:10:23.100
Alright, do you want

01:10:23.100 --> 01:10:23.620
to do it or not?

01:10:23.740 --> 01:10:24.440
Alright, you're going

01:10:24.440 --> 01:10:25.360
to do the first email.

01:10:27.540 --> 01:10:28.440
Okay, that's what

01:10:28.440 --> 01:10:28.640
we'll do.

01:10:28.720 --> 01:10:30.140
You read the email

01:10:30.140 --> 01:10:30.980
then I'll do the

01:10:30.980 --> 01:10:31.900
answer and I'll try to

01:10:31.900 --> 01:10:32.480
do an Australian

01:10:32.480 --> 01:10:32.940
answer.

01:10:34.080 --> 01:10:35.640
That way we both do

01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:36.580
it and we both suck

01:10:36.580 --> 01:10:37.540
and we both whatever.

01:10:38.360 --> 01:10:39.100
Alright, so the

01:10:39.100 --> 01:10:40.120
second email, I'll do

01:10:40.120 --> 01:10:40.860
the second one from

01:10:40.860 --> 01:10:41.620
Mike Howell.

01:10:43.000 --> 01:10:43.620
Oh, should I do a

01:10:43.620 --> 01:10:44.000
funny voice?

01:10:44.000 --> 01:10:44.900
I should do like a

01:10:44.900 --> 01:10:45.980
sling blade voice for

01:10:45.980 --> 01:10:46.260
this.

01:10:47.480 --> 01:10:48.520
Well, here's the day

01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:49.420
on the 1st of

01:10:49.420 --> 01:10:50.500
February, I was

01:10:50.500 --> 01:10:51.320
called over the

01:10:51.320 --> 01:10:52.780
fields by my wife

01:10:52.780 --> 01:10:54.980
who said that my

01:10:54.980 --> 01:10:55.920
daughter had done

01:10:55.920 --> 01:10:56.720
cut her wrists

01:10:56.720 --> 01:10:57.560
because it was the

01:10:57.560 --> 01:10:58.380
first of the month.

01:10:58.380 --> 01:11:04.140
And plus, look at his

01:11:04.140 --> 01:11:05.800
assholes are reed or

01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:06.300
red.

01:11:06.400 --> 01:11:07.660
He doesn't know the

01:11:07.660 --> 01:11:08.420
difference between red

01:11:08.420 --> 01:11:10.040
and red the color and

01:11:10.040 --> 01:11:10.600
red a book.

01:11:11.060 --> 01:11:11.640
I mean, this guy's

01:11:11.640 --> 01:11:12.960
fucking bizarre.

01:11:15.260 --> 01:11:16.120
Your assholes are red

01:11:16.120 --> 01:11:17.400
and your asshole is

01:11:17.400 --> 01:11:17.600
blue.

01:11:17.680 --> 01:11:18.340
Well, which is it?

01:11:18.660 --> 01:11:19.640
Are assholes red or

01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:19.880
blue?

01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:20.700
I mean, what the fuck?

01:11:21.920 --> 01:11:22.720
Make up your mind.

01:11:22.740 --> 01:11:24.140
Yours is blue because

01:11:24.140 --> 01:11:25.380
it gets pounded so hard.

01:11:25.380 --> 01:11:26.260
Oh, I guess.

01:11:26.460 --> 01:11:27.260
Generally, they're red.

01:11:27.300 --> 01:11:27.680
Is that what he's

01:11:27.680 --> 01:11:27.900
saying?

01:11:28.480 --> 01:11:28.800
Yeah.

01:11:29.460 --> 01:11:30.840
Stank doogie, stank

01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:31.960
doogie sucks, metallic

01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:32.300
I don't know.

01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:34.080
Mine's brown, but that's

01:11:34.080 --> 01:11:34.500
just me.

01:11:34.900 --> 01:11:35.960
Well, that's too much

01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:36.540
information.

01:11:36.920 --> 01:11:37.240
Wait a minute.

01:11:37.280 --> 01:11:38.760
Did I record that?

01:11:38.840 --> 01:11:39.220
Holy shit.

01:11:39.260 --> 01:11:39.480
Hold on.

01:11:39.500 --> 01:11:39.900
Let me see.

01:11:39.900 --> 01:11:41.460
Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:11:41.460 --> 01:11:42.040
Oh, yeah.

01:11:43.320 --> 01:11:44.480
Score on that one.

01:11:44.680 --> 01:11:45.720
I'm going to loop that

01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:46.260
like open.

01:11:46.540 --> 01:11:47.660
I'm going to use that

01:11:47.660 --> 01:11:48.680
for the next telephonic

01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:50.180
craptacular to separate

01:11:50.180 --> 01:11:50.440
them.

01:11:50.540 --> 01:11:51.360
Like when I used you

01:11:51.360 --> 01:11:53.240
whistling the quarter

01:11:53.240 --> 01:11:54.740
tone that one time, I'm

01:11:54.740 --> 01:11:56.400
going to separate every

01:11:56.400 --> 01:11:57.760
segment with you going,

01:11:58.060 --> 01:11:58.780
mine's brown.

01:12:01.180 --> 01:12:01.960
Fuck you.

01:12:03.060 --> 01:12:04.140
Oh, that's lead.

01:12:04.140 --> 01:12:08.660
Okay, so now I'm

01:12:08.660 --> 01:12:09.660
talking at my normal

01:12:09.660 --> 01:12:10.700
voice that I will be

01:12:10.700 --> 01:12:11.440
using when the show

01:12:11.440 --> 01:12:13.020
starts, and on the

01:12:13.020 --> 01:12:13.840
phone today is Lucky

01:12:13.840 --> 01:12:15.180
225 doing a sound

01:12:15.180 --> 01:12:15.720
check for me.

01:12:15.840 --> 01:12:17.280
Lucky, can you speak

01:12:17.280 --> 01:12:18.320
to the people, please?

01:12:19.580 --> 01:12:20.260
Well, what the fuck

01:12:20.260 --> 01:12:21.020
do you want me to tell

01:12:21.020 --> 01:12:21.420
the people?

01:12:21.760 --> 01:12:22.660
Something that I can

01:12:22.660 --> 01:12:22.940
use?

01:12:22.940 --> 01:12:23.560
You want me to tell

01:12:23.560 --> 01:12:24.360
them to fuck off?

01:12:24.640 --> 01:12:25.600
Well, if you feel the

01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:26.400
need, let me adjust

01:12:26.400 --> 01:12:27.120
because you're kind of

01:12:27.120 --> 01:12:27.760
loud there.

01:12:28.320 --> 01:12:28.820
Now, you were going

01:12:28.820 --> 01:12:29.500
to tell them to what?

01:12:30.160 --> 01:12:30.860
I was going to tell

01:12:30.860 --> 01:12:32.180
the people to fuck off.

01:12:32.320 --> 01:12:33.260
Now, why would you

01:12:33.260 --> 01:12:34.080
tell the people to

01:12:34.080 --> 01:12:34.620
fuck off?

01:12:35.680 --> 01:12:36.320
Why not?

01:12:36.460 --> 01:12:36.960
Don't you think

01:12:36.960 --> 01:12:37.640
that's a little bit

01:12:37.640 --> 01:12:38.580
just rude?

01:12:38.700 --> 01:12:39.320
I mean, they're

01:12:39.320 --> 01:12:40.220
tuning in to listen

01:12:40.220 --> 01:12:42.060
to you, the nefarious

01:12:42.060 --> 01:12:43.220
Lucky 225.

01:12:43.860 --> 01:12:44.540
Fuck them.

01:12:44.600 --> 01:12:45.240
They're not turning

01:12:45.240 --> 01:12:46.280
in to listen to me.

01:12:46.860 --> 01:12:47.560
Well, who are they

01:12:47.560 --> 01:12:48.180
turning in to listen

01:12:48.180 --> 01:12:48.340
to?

01:12:48.420 --> 01:12:49.440
Sure as shit, not me.

01:12:50.500 --> 01:12:51.460
Well, they've been

01:12:51.460 --> 01:12:52.640
doing it every freaking

01:12:52.640 --> 01:12:53.760
week to listen to your

01:12:53.760 --> 01:12:55.960
ass for 91 episodes

01:12:55.960 --> 01:12:56.440
now.

01:12:57.640 --> 01:12:58.680
It's whoever my

01:12:58.680 --> 01:12:59.380
co-host is.

01:12:59.440 --> 01:13:00.300
I'm just along for the

01:13:00.300 --> 01:13:00.660
ride.

01:13:02.080 --> 01:13:02.760
All right.

01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:03.420
Let me see.

01:13:03.420 --> 01:13:03.840
I'm going to take you

01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:04.540
down another notch.

01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:05.120
I've got to save that

01:13:05.120 --> 01:13:05.680
for the outtakes,

01:13:05.760 --> 01:13:06.360
you telling everybody

01:13:06.360 --> 01:13:07.120
to fuck off.

01:13:08.900 --> 01:13:09.540
I'm sure they're

01:13:09.540 --> 01:13:10.100
going to love you

01:13:10.100 --> 01:13:10.760
after that.

01:13:12.760 --> 01:13:13.520
Ooh, that hard

01:13:13.520 --> 01:13:14.460
is so hot.

01:13:14.960 --> 01:13:15.240
All right.

01:13:15.300 --> 01:13:16.160
That was good.

01:13:16.240 --> 01:13:17.100
It has to be just a tad

01:13:17.100 --> 01:13:17.120
here.

01:13:17.120 --> 01:13:18.060
Just like I said it,

01:13:18.100 --> 01:13:18.860
Julie, what don't you

01:13:18.860 --> 01:13:19.580
understand about

01:13:19.580 --> 01:13:21.540
give me that big

01:13:21.540 --> 01:13:22.960
hard drive

01:13:22.960 --> 01:13:24.660
and laugh

01:13:24.660 --> 01:13:25.340
while you say it.

01:13:25.380 --> 01:13:26.000
This whole thing is

01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:26.580
supposed to be funny.

01:13:27.220 --> 01:13:28.420
Julie, if nothing else,

01:13:28.500 --> 01:13:29.340
I want to thank you for

01:13:29.340 --> 01:13:30.280
getting him to say that

01:13:30.280 --> 01:13:31.100
so I can use it in the

01:13:31.100 --> 01:13:31.540
outtakes.

01:13:32.080 --> 01:13:33.220
Decoder saying give me

01:13:33.220 --> 01:13:34.560
that big hard drive.

01:13:34.560 --> 01:13:35.460
I'm going to use that

01:13:35.460 --> 01:13:37.480
over and over again.

01:13:38.200 --> 01:13:39.320
I'll fucking kill you.

01:13:39.560 --> 01:13:40.920
I'm so totally saving

01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:41.040
that.

01:13:41.940 --> 01:13:43.120
So anyway, I'm recording

01:13:43.120 --> 01:13:43.860
now, by the way.

01:13:45.340 --> 01:13:47.140
So this is my sound

01:13:47.140 --> 01:13:47.460
check.

01:13:48.000 --> 01:13:49.100
Blah, blah, suckity,

01:13:49.200 --> 01:13:49.580
suckity.

01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:50.180
Welcome to C2.

01:13:50.180 --> 01:13:51.560
So you weren't recording

01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:52.120
when we were having

01:13:52.120 --> 01:13:52.660
phone sex?

01:13:52.820 --> 01:13:53.480
You just started now?

01:13:53.740 --> 01:13:54.060
Right.

01:13:54.140 --> 01:13:55.000
I just started now.

01:13:55.000 --> 01:13:56.800
I mean, we can do the

01:13:56.800 --> 01:13:57.880
phone sex again if you

01:13:57.880 --> 01:13:58.220
want.

01:13:58.440 --> 01:13:59.600
I'm done, man.

01:13:59.640 --> 01:14:00.600
I can only bust two or

01:14:00.600 --> 01:14:01.640
three out fucking in a

01:14:01.640 --> 01:14:01.900
sitting.

01:14:02.120 --> 01:14:03.640
Yeah, so same with me.

01:14:03.900 --> 01:14:04.320
So I'm done.

01:14:04.840 --> 01:14:05.980
Small company is in

01:14:05.980 --> 01:14:06.780
financial trouble.

01:14:07.240 --> 01:14:07.600
Okay.

01:14:07.680 --> 01:14:08.380
And one of the workers

01:14:08.380 --> 01:14:09.300
has to be let go.

01:14:10.040 --> 01:14:10.960
So the boss thinks it

01:14:10.960 --> 01:14:12.000
over and he comes to

01:14:12.000 --> 01:14:12.740
the conclusion that it

01:14:12.740 --> 01:14:13.560
should either be Jill

01:14:13.560 --> 01:14:14.800
or Jack, right?

01:14:15.600 --> 01:14:16.940
So he decides to discuss

01:14:16.940 --> 01:14:18.160
it with each of them

01:14:18.160 --> 01:14:19.280
individually before he

01:14:19.280 --> 01:14:20.260
makes his final decision.

01:14:20.820 --> 01:14:22.080
So he calls Jill into

01:14:22.080 --> 01:14:23.340
the office and he says,

01:14:23.420 --> 01:14:24.140
all right, I got a

01:14:24.140 --> 01:14:24.440
problem.

01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:25.520
I have to lay you or

01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:26.100
Jack off.

01:14:26.440 --> 01:14:27.340
And she says, well,

01:14:27.360 --> 01:14:28.040
then you better jack

01:14:28.040 --> 01:14:28.680
off because I've got a

01:14:28.680 --> 01:14:29.240
fucking headache.

01:14:31.240 --> 01:14:33.200
That was so horrible.

01:14:33.360 --> 01:14:33.620
I know.

01:14:33.700 --> 01:14:34.140
That's what I'm trying

01:14:34.140 --> 01:14:34.480
to say.

01:14:34.600 --> 01:14:34.700
Bad jokes.

01:14:34.700 --> 01:14:35.800
Bad jokes should never

01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:36.820
ever see the light of

01:14:36.820 --> 01:14:37.080
day.

01:14:37.940 --> 01:14:38.700
All right, here you go.

01:14:38.740 --> 01:14:39.300
Here's another one.

01:14:39.740 --> 01:14:40.040
Oh, God.

01:14:40.040 --> 01:14:40.740
The couple gets married

01:14:40.740 --> 01:14:41.920
and the wife brings a

01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:42.720
footlocker into the

01:14:42.720 --> 01:14:43.020
bedroom.

01:14:43.700 --> 01:14:44.740
She locks it and puts the

01:14:44.740 --> 01:14:45.780
only key on a chain

01:14:45.780 --> 01:14:46.360
around her neck.

01:14:46.600 --> 01:14:47.880
And for years, her

01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:48.720
husband tries to figure

01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:49.660
out what's inside the

01:14:49.660 --> 01:14:50.460
freaking footlocker,

01:14:50.460 --> 01:14:50.660
right?

01:14:51.040 --> 01:14:52.000
But she always changes

01:14:52.000 --> 01:14:52.880
the subject so he never

01:14:52.880 --> 01:14:53.760
gets around to finally

01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:54.800
find it out.

01:14:55.540 --> 01:14:56.200
Why didn't he just

01:14:56.200 --> 01:14:57.080
smack her up a little

01:14:57.080 --> 01:14:57.880
bit until she fucking

01:14:57.880 --> 01:14:58.420
gave it up?

01:14:58.460 --> 01:14:59.060
But that would have

01:14:59.060 --> 01:14:59.540
ruined the joke.

01:14:59.700 --> 01:15:00.120
Oh, okay.

01:15:00.220 --> 01:15:00.380
All right.

01:15:00.420 --> 01:15:00.640
Go ahead.

01:15:00.640 --> 01:15:02.320
Finally, on their 50th

01:15:02.320 --> 01:15:03.700
wedding anniversary, he

01:15:03.700 --> 01:15:04.780
says to her, look, I've

01:15:04.780 --> 01:15:05.540
got to know what's in

01:15:05.540 --> 01:15:05.680
there.

01:15:05.740 --> 01:15:06.340
We've been married for

01:15:06.340 --> 01:15:06.960
50 years.

01:15:07.060 --> 01:15:07.400
Come on.

01:15:08.060 --> 01:15:08.860
So she says, all right,

01:15:08.900 --> 01:15:10.000
it has been 50 years of

01:15:10.000 --> 01:15:10.300
marriage.

01:15:10.360 --> 01:15:11.380
So she takes the key and

01:15:11.380 --> 01:15:12.280
unlocks the footlocker.

01:15:12.280 --> 01:15:13.160
How old were they at this

01:15:13.160 --> 01:15:13.320
point?

01:15:13.360 --> 01:15:14.720
Because 50 years plus, let's

01:15:14.720 --> 01:15:15.920
say, 21, they've got to be

01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:16.620
old by then.

01:15:16.740 --> 01:15:17.120
Yeah, definitely.

01:15:17.940 --> 01:15:18.940
So she opens up the

01:15:18.940 --> 01:15:19.540
footlocker.

01:15:19.780 --> 01:15:20.840
And inside the footlocker...

01:15:20.840 --> 01:15:21.860
Does my stalling make the

01:15:21.860 --> 01:15:22.740
joke even worse?

01:15:22.860 --> 01:15:23.300
Yeah, of course.

01:15:23.360 --> 01:15:24.480
My interruptions like this?

01:15:24.560 --> 01:15:24.880
Oh, yeah.

01:15:25.160 --> 01:15:26.020
Because it can't get any

01:15:26.020 --> 01:15:26.960
better than the last one.

01:15:27.260 --> 01:15:27.800
Oh, it will.

01:15:28.280 --> 01:15:29.460
So inside the footlocker,

01:15:29.500 --> 01:15:30.860
there's two ears of corn

01:15:30.860 --> 01:15:32.220
and $25,000.

01:15:33.120 --> 01:15:34.660
So the husband said, what

01:15:34.660 --> 01:15:35.480
the fuck is with the two

01:15:35.480 --> 01:15:36.020
ears of corn?

01:15:36.440 --> 01:15:37.260
They'd be pretty rotten.

01:15:37.360 --> 01:15:37.860
Wouldn't there be like

01:15:37.860 --> 01:15:38.900
maggots and stuff all over

01:15:38.900 --> 01:15:39.560
them by then, too?

01:15:39.960 --> 01:15:40.440
Well, of course.

01:15:40.680 --> 01:15:41.640
But here, it might not.

01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:42.480
Well, you didn't mention

01:15:42.480 --> 01:15:43.020
the maggots.

01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:44.620
But she says, well, for

01:15:44.620 --> 01:15:45.800
the last 50 years, every

01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:47.320
time I fucked another guy, I

01:15:47.320 --> 01:15:48.260
put an ear of corn in the

01:15:48.260 --> 01:15:48.520
trunk.

01:15:48.980 --> 01:15:49.840
So the guy says, well, you

01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:50.180
know what?

01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:52.320
Twice in 50 years, that's

01:15:52.320 --> 01:15:53.240
not too fucking bad.

01:15:53.340 --> 01:15:53.700
You know, I mean,

01:15:53.740 --> 01:15:54.080
whatever.

01:15:54.080 --> 01:15:55.220
It's about to happen

01:15:55.220 --> 01:15:56.280
twice in 50 years.

01:15:56.320 --> 01:15:56.680
That's good.

01:15:57.080 --> 01:15:58.480
But what's with the $25,000?

01:15:58.820 --> 01:15:59.480
And she says, well, every

01:15:59.480 --> 01:16:00.240
time I got a bushel, I

01:16:00.240 --> 01:16:00.680
sold it.

01:16:02.060 --> 01:16:02.960
Which explains why there's

01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:03.420
no maggots.

01:16:07.760 --> 01:16:09.080
Yeah, that was...

01:16:09.080 --> 01:16:12.600
You're not funny.

01:16:14.360 --> 01:16:15.960
I said bad jokes, bro.

01:16:16.000 --> 01:16:16.880
I got good jokes, but

01:16:16.880 --> 01:16:17.540
these are the bad ones.

01:16:17.760 --> 01:16:18.480
Well, give me a good

01:16:18.480 --> 01:16:18.640
one.

01:16:18.720 --> 01:16:20.540
Please save me from the...

01:16:20.540 --> 01:16:21.120
All right, let me think

01:16:21.120 --> 01:16:22.020
of a fucking good one.

01:16:22.100 --> 01:16:22.960
We don't have any good

01:16:22.960 --> 01:16:22.980
ones.

01:16:22.980 --> 01:16:23.980
Back in the fucking days.

01:16:24.160 --> 01:16:24.780
You're not funny.

01:16:24.840 --> 01:16:25.400
You don't have a good

01:16:25.400 --> 01:16:25.600
joke.

01:16:26.000 --> 01:16:26.800
I got good jokes.

01:16:26.880 --> 01:16:27.420
I got to think of the

01:16:27.420 --> 01:16:28.380
fucking ones we used back

01:16:28.380 --> 01:16:28.820
in the days.

01:16:28.940 --> 01:16:29.840
It always fucking worked.

01:16:30.360 --> 01:16:31.280
Fucking back in the day?

01:16:31.340 --> 01:16:32.020
That's old shit.

01:16:32.100 --> 01:16:32.860
Nobody wants to hear old

01:16:32.860 --> 01:16:33.080
shit.

01:16:33.340 --> 01:16:34.300
Yo, old shit fucking

01:16:34.300 --> 01:16:35.380
comes around again, man.

01:16:35.600 --> 01:16:36.920
The past repeats itself.

01:16:36.920 --> 01:16:37.320
Yeah, I know.

01:16:37.380 --> 01:16:38.240
I saw your clothes.

01:16:38.740 --> 01:16:39.500
I saw your outfit at

01:16:39.500 --> 01:16:39.680
Hope.

01:16:40.380 --> 01:16:40.760
What happened?

01:16:42.260 --> 01:16:42.580
Nothing.

01:16:42.920 --> 01:16:43.480
What did you just say,

01:16:43.540 --> 01:16:43.780
fucker?

01:16:43.980 --> 01:16:44.300
Nothing.

01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:45.640
Tell me your fucking good

01:16:45.640 --> 01:16:46.320
joke, will you?

01:16:46.840 --> 01:16:47.780
Ah, screw you.

01:16:48.700 --> 01:16:49.740
Oh, now you don't want to...

01:16:49.740 --> 01:16:50.600
See, now you admit you

01:16:50.600 --> 01:16:51.180
don't have any good jokes.

01:16:51.180 --> 01:16:52.280
No, I got a good one.

01:16:52.400 --> 01:16:53.560
I don't want to fuck it up.

01:16:53.620 --> 01:16:54.300
That's why I'm trying to

01:16:54.300 --> 01:16:54.500
think.

01:16:54.580 --> 01:16:55.000
Hold on a second.

01:16:55.000 --> 01:16:55.600
All right, all right.

01:16:55.680 --> 01:16:57.220
I'll wait for the payoff

01:16:57.220 --> 01:16:58.060
for the delivery of the

01:16:58.060 --> 01:16:58.620
good joke.

01:16:59.300 --> 01:17:00.040
All right, all right.

01:17:00.040 --> 01:17:01.640
A fucking chick is driving

01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:02.900
around in her BMW, right?

01:17:03.160 --> 01:17:03.460
Right.

01:17:04.200 --> 01:17:05.180
And she fucking...

01:17:05.180 --> 01:17:06.220
And it starts making this

01:17:06.220 --> 01:17:07.560
fucking bad noise from the

01:17:07.560 --> 01:17:07.800
engine.

01:17:08.120 --> 01:17:09.420
Like, clonk, clonk, clonk.

01:17:09.460 --> 01:17:10.700
So she's like, whatever.

01:17:11.300 --> 01:17:12.420
She pulls into a fucking

01:17:12.420 --> 01:17:13.200
mechanic, right?

01:17:13.480 --> 01:17:13.900
Mm-hmm.

01:17:14.140 --> 01:17:14.560
To play.

01:17:14.660 --> 01:17:15.360
She gets up to the guy.

01:17:15.400 --> 01:17:16.020
She's like, look, this

01:17:16.020 --> 01:17:17.000
thing, you know, my engine

01:17:17.000 --> 01:17:18.520
is making noise, and I got

01:17:18.520 --> 01:17:19.700
to be gone soon, you know

01:17:19.700 --> 01:17:20.120
what I'm saying?

01:17:20.180 --> 01:17:21.060
So you got to fix this for

01:17:21.060 --> 01:17:21.480
me quick.

01:17:22.100 --> 01:17:22.640
And he's like, all right,

01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:23.000
no problem.

01:17:23.060 --> 01:17:23.680
Let me check it out.

01:17:24.060 --> 01:17:24.900
So she, you know, goes

01:17:24.900 --> 01:17:25.460
around to this little

01:17:25.460 --> 01:17:26.540
shopping, comes back in

01:17:26.540 --> 01:17:27.020
like an hour.

01:17:27.440 --> 01:17:28.020
And she's like, are you

01:17:28.020 --> 01:17:28.460
telling my car?

01:17:28.520 --> 01:17:29.080
And he's like, yeah,

01:17:29.100 --> 01:17:29.620
yeah, no problem.

01:17:29.700 --> 01:17:29.900
Done.

01:17:30.320 --> 01:17:30.940
And she's like, well,

01:17:30.940 --> 01:17:31.620
what was wrong with it?

01:17:32.240 --> 01:17:33.400
And he was like, oh,

01:17:33.440 --> 01:17:34.140
enough, just shit in the

01:17:34.140 --> 01:17:34.600
carburetor.

01:17:35.340 --> 01:17:36.420
And she said, well, how

01:17:36.420 --> 01:17:37.120
many times a week do I

01:17:37.120 --> 01:17:37.560
have to do that?

01:17:39.200 --> 01:17:40.040
Damn it, I said it

01:17:40.040 --> 01:17:40.560
fucking wrong.

01:17:40.660 --> 01:17:41.720
You blew that.

01:17:42.040 --> 01:17:42.360
Fuck.

01:17:42.680 --> 01:17:43.500
That's because I fucking

01:17:43.500 --> 01:17:44.200
can't think of it.

01:17:44.220 --> 01:17:45.100
You put me on the spot.

01:17:45.240 --> 01:17:46.060
I didn't put you on the

01:17:46.060 --> 01:17:46.200
spot.

01:17:46.260 --> 01:17:46.840
You're volunteering.

01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:47.720
You're fucking Mr.

01:17:47.820 --> 01:17:48.780
Comedian all of a sudden.

01:17:50.780 --> 01:17:52.200
Um, how about the bear

01:17:52.200 --> 01:17:53.180
and the rabbit in the woods?

01:17:53.620 --> 01:17:54.100
What about them?

01:17:55.600 --> 01:17:56.380
Bear and the rabbit

01:17:56.380 --> 01:17:57.460
were in the woods talking.

01:17:58.860 --> 01:18:01.060
And the, uh, the bear

01:18:01.060 --> 01:18:01.860
turns to the rabbit and

01:18:01.860 --> 01:18:02.620
asks him, he says, hey,

01:18:02.660 --> 01:18:03.400
will you take a shit?

01:18:03.900 --> 01:18:04.620
Don't you hate it when it

01:18:04.620 --> 01:18:05.420
gets all stuck to your

01:18:05.420 --> 01:18:06.380
fur and bunched up and

01:18:06.380 --> 01:18:07.020
stuff like that?

01:18:07.260 --> 01:18:07.900
Yeah, of course.

01:18:08.780 --> 01:18:09.720
The rabbit says, no, I

01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:10.320
don't have to worry about

01:18:10.320 --> 01:18:10.460
that.

01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:11.260
The shit comes off my

01:18:11.260 --> 01:18:11.800
fur naturally.

01:18:11.880 --> 01:18:12.580
I don't have a problem.

01:18:13.000 --> 01:18:13.340
Uh-huh.

01:18:13.620 --> 01:18:14.380
So the bear wiped his

01:18:14.380 --> 01:18:15.020
ass with the rabbit.

01:18:16.820 --> 01:18:17.660
That's not funny.

01:18:17.820 --> 01:18:18.580
You laughed.

01:18:18.620 --> 01:18:19.300
That was funny.

01:18:19.560 --> 01:18:20.100
Come on.

01:18:20.640 --> 01:18:21.660
That was good.

01:18:22.260 --> 01:18:23.180
Come on.

01:18:23.560 --> 01:18:24.420
Dude, you laughed.

01:18:24.620 --> 01:18:24.720
That was good.

01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:25.340
You should give me a

01:18:25.340 --> 01:18:26.160
better one than that.

01:18:26.160 --> 01:18:29.140
You need to give me a

01:18:29.140 --> 01:18:29.860
better one than that.

01:18:30.000 --> 01:18:30.980
Dude, I don't know.

01:18:32.220 --> 01:18:33.160
You should call it the

01:18:33.160 --> 01:18:34.240
Hacker Honeycomb Hideout.

01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:35.140
It is.

01:18:35.300 --> 01:18:37.520
We are recording live, not

01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:38.480
live, we're recording,

01:18:38.940 --> 01:18:40.440
coming to the listeners from

01:18:40.440 --> 01:18:42.640
the Hacker Honeycomb Hideout.

01:18:42.640 --> 01:18:44.000
At the top of the Kuala Lumpur

01:18:44.000 --> 01:18:45.340
Tower in Kuala Lumpur,

01:18:45.440 --> 01:18:45.820
Malaysia.

01:18:46.560 --> 01:18:47.040
Not coming.

01:18:47.160 --> 01:18:49.000
The Hacker Hacker, what are we

01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:49.340
called again?

01:18:49.400 --> 01:18:50.660
The Honeycomb Hideout is not

01:18:50.660 --> 01:18:51.140
in Malaysia.

01:18:51.640 --> 01:18:52.320
Yes, it is.

01:18:52.420 --> 01:18:53.700
It's atop the Kuala Lumpur

01:18:53.700 --> 01:18:55.220
Tower in Kuala Lumpur,

01:18:55.300 --> 01:18:55.560
Malaysia.

01:18:55.800 --> 01:18:56.300
Nope, nope.

01:18:56.440 --> 01:18:57.660
That's way too far.

01:18:59.540 --> 01:19:00.800
Live from the top of the

01:19:00.800 --> 01:19:01.740
Kuala Lumpur Tower.

01:19:03.700 --> 01:19:04.800
It's Saturday night.

01:19:05.420 --> 01:19:06.240
Are you really recording?

01:19:06.760 --> 01:19:07.440
I am now.

01:19:07.440 --> 01:19:10.040
You are listening to radio,

01:19:10.340 --> 01:19:11.800
freak, Antarctica.

01:19:12.140 --> 01:19:12.860
No, I gotta do...

01:19:12.860 --> 01:19:15.720
Technology, privacy, glaciers.

01:19:15.820 --> 01:19:17.620
I gotta do sound checks anyway,

01:19:17.760 --> 01:19:19.340
not theories uber low.

01:19:21.460 --> 01:19:22.740
Yeah, because your phone sucks,

01:19:22.840 --> 01:19:22.960
dude.

01:19:22.980 --> 01:19:23.840
Why don't I just record it

01:19:23.840 --> 01:19:24.540
on the bridge instead of

01:19:24.540 --> 01:19:25.280
dealing with your crappy

01:19:25.280 --> 01:19:25.840
speakerphone?

01:19:25.940 --> 01:19:27.300
Well, do it on the bridge.

01:19:27.360 --> 01:19:28.200
That's cool too.

01:19:28.600 --> 01:19:29.720
Turn up my levels, kid.

01:19:31.820 --> 01:19:33.480
All I'm saying is decoder

01:19:33.480 --> 01:19:34.720
sounds perfectly fine,

01:19:34.720 --> 01:19:35.720
but you...

01:19:35.720 --> 01:19:37.400
How do you call him, Scott?

01:19:37.940 --> 01:19:39.100
Something in it.

01:19:39.120 --> 01:19:39.800
You guys are absolutely

01:19:39.800 --> 01:19:40.680
deafening.

01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:41.640
On a regular phone,

01:19:41.980 --> 01:19:42.880
completely deafening.

01:19:43.280 --> 01:19:44.440
Honeycomb's got something

01:19:44.440 --> 01:19:45.340
inside of it.

01:19:45.440 --> 01:19:46.580
Sugar, sugar, sugar.

01:19:46.940 --> 01:19:47.680
Big, big, big.

01:19:50.460 --> 01:19:51.820
It'll give you a big

01:19:51.820 --> 01:19:52.400
heart attack.

01:19:53.280 --> 01:19:53.760
Lucky.

01:19:54.380 --> 01:19:55.100
Two to five.

01:19:55.220 --> 01:19:56.220
Raise your cholesterol.

01:19:56.520 --> 01:19:57.320
Hi, hi, hi.

01:19:59.820 --> 01:20:00.940
Have good health.

01:20:01.120 --> 01:20:01.840
No, no, no.

01:20:03.120 --> 01:20:04.280
That's not right.

01:20:04.280 --> 01:20:05.400
Uh-uh, uh-uh.

01:20:06.200 --> 01:20:07.200
Honeycomb fears.

01:20:07.440 --> 01:20:08.440
It got owned.

01:20:08.860 --> 01:20:09.900
Tron, Tron, Tron.

01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:10.860
Tron, Tron, Tron.

01:20:11.100 --> 01:20:11.960
Dude, we gotta make

01:20:11.960 --> 01:20:12.620
Tron cereal.

01:20:13.160 --> 01:20:14.000
We gotta make Tron sing

01:20:14.000 --> 01:20:14.520
that song.

01:20:16.780 --> 01:20:17.520
Oh, man.

01:20:17.520 --> 01:20:18.140
Tron O's.

01:20:20.260 --> 01:20:21.440
Tron O's.

01:20:21.780 --> 01:20:22.520
Sugar Tron.

01:20:23.800 --> 01:20:24.820
What's the prize

01:20:24.820 --> 01:20:25.820
inside of every box?

01:20:26.900 --> 01:20:27.420
Docks.

01:20:30.000 --> 01:20:30.960
Somebody's docks

01:20:30.960 --> 01:20:32.340
dropped in every box.

01:20:32.940 --> 01:20:34.260
Wrapped in like plastic.

01:20:34.260 --> 01:20:35.180
You open it up.

01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:36.540
Someone's docks.

01:20:36.940 --> 01:20:38.460
Like a Cracker Jack prize.

01:20:39.980 --> 01:20:40.700
Docks dropped

01:20:40.700 --> 01:20:41.640
at every box.

01:20:43.640 --> 01:20:45.320
Oh, dock dropper cereal.

01:20:45.580 --> 01:20:46.140
That's it, man.

01:20:46.140 --> 01:20:47.080
All the docks.

01:20:47.920 --> 01:20:49.900
Oh, dock droppers are big.

01:20:50.220 --> 01:20:50.940
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:51.720 --> 01:20:52.600
Actually, that's the coffee

01:20:52.600 --> 01:20:53.240
I'm drinking right now.

01:20:53.300 --> 01:20:54.000
A chock full of docks.

01:20:54.360 --> 01:20:54.620
Mm.

01:20:54.980 --> 01:20:56.440
A chock full of docks.

01:20:56.440 --> 01:20:56.960
Really?

01:20:57.760 --> 01:20:58.880
The funny part

01:20:58.880 --> 01:20:59.360
to that story

01:20:59.360 --> 01:21:00.000
is that last night

01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:01.200
we were chock full of cocks,

01:21:01.260 --> 01:21:01.600
weren't you?

01:21:01.820 --> 01:21:02.520
Oh, yeah.

01:21:02.700 --> 01:21:03.380
Very much.

01:21:05.800 --> 01:21:07.320
Okay, next up

01:21:07.320 --> 01:21:08.380
on our voices

01:21:08.380 --> 01:21:09.900
from the past episode

01:21:09.900 --> 01:21:10.400
of the show

01:21:10.400 --> 01:21:11.600
on our anniversary show

01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:13.080
will be a voice

01:21:13.080 --> 01:21:14.280
that goes way,

01:21:14.580 --> 01:21:15.260
way back.

01:21:15.800 --> 01:21:16.660
Back to the days

01:21:16.660 --> 01:21:18.560
of RFA, actually.

01:21:19.120 --> 01:21:20.080
As well as

01:21:20.080 --> 01:21:21.160
Men Rev Radio

01:21:21.160 --> 01:21:23.360
co-hosted quite a few

01:21:23.360 --> 01:21:24.920
episodes with me.

01:21:24.920 --> 01:21:26.400
And someone that I hope

01:21:26.400 --> 01:21:27.200
you'll all enjoy

01:21:27.200 --> 01:21:27.900
because I know you

01:21:27.900 --> 01:21:28.960
haven't heard from him

01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:30.040
in quite some time.

01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:32.740
And I would love

01:21:32.740 --> 01:21:33.500
for him to come on

01:21:33.500 --> 01:21:34.180
here right now

01:21:34.180 --> 01:21:34.880
and kind of let

01:21:34.880 --> 01:21:35.620
everybody know

01:21:35.620 --> 01:21:36.880
that he's doing okay.

01:21:37.060 --> 01:21:37.900
So I think I'll let

01:21:37.900 --> 01:21:39.020
the voice speak

01:21:39.020 --> 01:21:39.680
for itself.

01:21:41.440 --> 01:21:42.360
Bukkake blast

01:21:42.360 --> 01:21:43.320
from the past.

01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:45.300
One Mr. Bland Inquisitor

01:21:45.300 --> 01:21:45.960
in the words

01:21:45.960 --> 01:21:46.900
of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

01:21:47.660 --> 01:21:48.420
There is a name

01:21:48.420 --> 01:21:49.380
I have not heard

01:21:49.380 --> 01:21:51.120
in a long, long time.

01:21:53.000 --> 01:21:53.940
Back in the

01:21:53.940 --> 01:21:55.220
Bland Inquizzle Nipple.

01:21:55.420 --> 01:21:55.960
Wait, what did they

01:21:55.960 --> 01:21:56.920
call you that one time?

01:21:58.360 --> 01:21:59.100
Weren't you like

01:21:59.100 --> 01:22:00.380
a Bucky Cheek Spreader

01:22:00.380 --> 01:22:00.920
or something like that?

01:22:00.920 --> 01:22:01.800
No, I think you were

01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:02.400
Cheek Spreader.

01:22:02.480 --> 01:22:04.740
I was Buck Dangler.

01:22:05.440 --> 01:22:06.400
Buck Dangler, that's it.

01:22:06.400 --> 01:22:07.240
Buck Dangler.

01:22:07.300 --> 01:22:07.800
And you were like

01:22:07.800 --> 01:22:09.100
Chester Cheek Spreader?

01:22:09.160 --> 01:22:09.560
I don't know.

01:22:11.420 --> 01:22:14.620
Oh, that was

01:22:14.620 --> 01:22:15.280
those are some

01:22:15.280 --> 01:22:16.580
funny times, man.

01:22:17.280 --> 01:22:18.620
Oh, that was good stuff.

01:22:18.880 --> 01:22:19.980
That was good stuff.

01:22:20.140 --> 01:22:20.800
How you been doing?

01:22:21.780 --> 01:22:22.700
Been doing great.

01:22:22.860 --> 01:22:23.960
Job's working out.

01:22:24.860 --> 01:22:28.240
I'm doing everything.

01:22:28.620 --> 01:22:29.840
Got my life

01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:31.140
pretty much going

01:22:31.140 --> 01:22:32.480
the way I'd like it to go.

01:22:32.700 --> 01:22:33.380
And I'm just

01:22:33.380 --> 01:22:34.220
really, really happy.

01:22:35.220 --> 01:22:36.580
I'm glad to hear it.

01:22:36.800 --> 01:22:38.900
And I know

01:22:38.900 --> 01:22:40.600
you coming on the show,

01:22:40.680 --> 01:22:41.620
I appreciate you doing it.

01:22:41.660 --> 01:22:42.560
But you and I talk

01:22:42.560 --> 01:22:44.520
all the time anyway.

01:22:44.820 --> 01:22:45.740
We keep in touch

01:22:45.740 --> 01:22:46.240
with each other.

01:22:46.280 --> 01:22:46.780
It's not like you've

01:22:46.780 --> 01:22:47.960
disappeared from my radar.

01:22:47.960 --> 01:22:48.980
But I definitely am glad

01:22:48.980 --> 01:22:49.900
we got you back on the show

01:22:49.900 --> 01:22:50.860
because I know a lot of people

01:22:50.860 --> 01:22:51.620
out there haven't heard

01:22:51.620 --> 01:22:52.320
from you in a while

01:22:52.320 --> 01:22:53.360
and are probably wondering

01:22:53.360 --> 01:22:54.420
how you're doing.

01:22:54.520 --> 01:22:55.260
So I'm glad that we were

01:22:55.260 --> 01:22:56.160
able to get you on here

01:22:56.160 --> 01:22:57.320
at least kind of

01:22:57.320 --> 01:22:58.160
touch base with people.

01:22:58.260 --> 01:22:59.680
You're still a staff writer

01:22:59.680 --> 01:23:00.840
for 2600 Magazine.

01:23:00.980 --> 01:23:01.600
What's up with that?

01:23:02.740 --> 01:23:03.940
I've got a new article

01:23:03.940 --> 01:23:05.440
I'm kind of playing

01:23:05.440 --> 01:23:06.040
with writing.

01:23:06.840 --> 01:23:07.620
I'm probably going to

01:23:07.620 --> 01:23:08.340
write it and send it in

01:23:08.340 --> 01:23:09.280
the next week or so.

01:23:09.420 --> 01:23:10.500
Hopefully this week

01:23:10.500 --> 01:23:11.960
I'll get it all

01:23:11.960 --> 01:23:14.140
sewn up and sent in.

01:23:14.840 --> 01:23:15.340
But yeah,

01:23:15.340 --> 01:23:16.940
I'm just kind of a selfish

01:23:16.940 --> 01:23:17.780
bastard, you know.

01:23:17.860 --> 01:23:18.780
I kind of love the community.

01:23:19.860 --> 01:23:20.140
You know,

01:23:20.340 --> 01:23:22.260
there's just a whole lot

01:23:22.260 --> 01:23:23.180
of drama and a whole lot

01:23:23.180 --> 01:23:24.420
of people and just a whole

01:23:24.420 --> 01:23:26.220
lot of, I don't know.

01:23:26.400 --> 01:23:28.400
So I just stepped away

01:23:28.400 --> 01:23:29.800
and really it was

01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:30.480
a great decision.

01:23:30.580 --> 01:23:31.240
It was the right decision

01:23:31.240 --> 01:23:31.920
for my family.

01:23:32.040 --> 01:23:32.800
It was the right decision

01:23:32.800 --> 01:23:34.920
for my job.

01:23:34.980 --> 01:23:35.660
It was the right decision.

01:23:35.800 --> 01:23:36.820
It was the right

01:23:36.820 --> 01:23:38.160
mental decision for me.

01:23:38.940 --> 01:23:39.480
And, you know,

01:23:40.120 --> 01:23:41.580
as much as I love everybody

01:23:41.580 --> 01:23:43.000
and everybody is great,

01:23:43.000 --> 01:23:45.080
but there was just

01:23:45.080 --> 01:23:46.780
a lot of home shit

01:23:46.780 --> 01:23:48.140
and I think it was

01:23:48.140 --> 01:23:49.260
a good decision.

01:23:49.500 --> 01:23:50.120
I do definitely

01:23:50.120 --> 01:23:50.800
stand by it.

01:23:50.980 --> 01:23:52.500
Oh, and I couldn't,

01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:52.800
you know,

01:23:52.860 --> 01:23:53.780
I know exactly

01:23:53.780 --> 01:23:54.620
where you're coming from.

01:23:54.720 --> 01:23:55.360
I'm doing the same

01:23:55.360 --> 01:23:56.000
thing myself

01:23:56.000 --> 01:23:57.740
and real life

01:23:57.740 --> 01:23:58.700
always comes first

01:23:58.700 --> 01:23:59.680
and we've said that

01:23:59.680 --> 01:24:01.260
so many times

01:24:01.260 --> 01:24:03.240
people put their lives

01:24:03.240 --> 01:24:03.820
in perspective

01:24:03.820 --> 01:24:04.780
and put the whole

01:24:04.780 --> 01:24:05.560
hacking scene

01:24:05.560 --> 01:24:06.120
as it were

01:24:06.120 --> 01:24:07.300
in perspective.

01:24:08.060 --> 01:24:08.200
You know,

01:24:08.260 --> 01:24:08.920
hacking is,

01:24:09.260 --> 01:24:09.500
you know,

01:24:09.540 --> 01:24:10.360
it's a way of life.

01:24:10.480 --> 01:24:11.640
It's a part of who you are

01:24:11.640 --> 01:24:13.100
and whether you're in

01:24:13.100 --> 01:24:14.200
the quote-unquote

01:24:14.200 --> 01:24:16.080
scene or not,

01:24:16.160 --> 01:24:16.440
you know,

01:24:16.500 --> 01:24:17.840
it is part of who you are

01:24:17.840 --> 01:24:18.940
and it's not going to change

01:24:18.940 --> 01:24:19.940
and you're still

01:24:19.940 --> 01:24:20.740
the same guy

01:24:20.740 --> 01:24:21.620
you've always been

01:24:21.620 --> 01:24:23.840
and whatever that may,

01:24:23.920 --> 01:24:25.140
whatever that may count for.

01:24:27.280 --> 01:24:27.720
No.

01:24:27.800 --> 01:24:28.560
Yeah, well, you know,

01:24:28.820 --> 01:24:29.340
it's,

01:24:29.400 --> 01:24:30.840
you know,

01:24:31.540 --> 01:24:32.700
being a hacker

01:24:32.700 --> 01:24:34.280
is a lot more

01:24:34.280 --> 01:24:35.140
than fucking around

01:24:35.140 --> 01:24:35.720
with a computer.

01:24:35.980 --> 01:24:36.220
I mean,

01:24:36.280 --> 01:24:37.140
as you well know,

01:24:37.660 --> 01:24:37.880
I mean,

01:24:37.920 --> 01:24:38.300
there are,

01:24:38.460 --> 01:24:39.180
I've met people

01:24:39.180 --> 01:24:40.480
who couldn't find

01:24:40.480 --> 01:24:41.320
the on switch

01:24:41.320 --> 01:24:42.980
to turn their computer on

01:24:42.980 --> 01:24:44.320
but they are just elite.

01:24:44.460 --> 01:24:44.760
They're just,

01:24:44.760 --> 01:24:45.820
they're just kind of

01:24:45.820 --> 01:24:46.500
dripping with

01:24:46.500 --> 01:24:47.700
the hacker spirit.

01:24:47.820 --> 01:24:48.320
You know what I mean?

01:24:48.540 --> 01:24:49.200
Oh, absolutely.

01:24:50.260 --> 01:24:50.580
You know,

01:24:50.620 --> 01:24:51.140
whether it's,

01:24:51.300 --> 01:24:52.040
and that's like

01:24:52.040 --> 01:24:53.420
on some of the episodes

01:24:53.420 --> 01:24:54.200
of the show lately,

01:24:54.320 --> 01:24:55.140
whether it's,

01:24:55.140 --> 01:24:56.440
whether we have musicians

01:24:56.440 --> 01:24:57.480
and artists

01:24:57.480 --> 01:24:59.140
and just all kinds

01:24:59.140 --> 01:25:00.040
of wide variety

01:25:00.040 --> 01:25:00.620
of people,

01:25:00.780 --> 01:25:01.000
you know,

01:25:01.080 --> 01:25:01.260
it's,

01:25:01.340 --> 01:25:03.600
there's the hacker mindset,

01:25:04.140 --> 01:25:04.420
you know,

01:25:04.460 --> 01:25:05.700
the ability to think

01:25:05.700 --> 01:25:06.580
a certain way

01:25:06.580 --> 01:25:07.440
is just

01:25:07.440 --> 01:25:09.380
not confined

01:25:09.380 --> 01:25:10.300
to computers.

01:25:10.480 --> 01:25:10.680
Yes,

01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:11.800
it's predominant,

01:25:11.900 --> 01:25:13.300
predominantly in computers.

01:25:13.440 --> 01:25:13.860
There's no doubt

01:25:13.860 --> 01:25:14.360
about that

01:25:14.360 --> 01:25:16.440
because that control

01:25:16.440 --> 01:25:17.380
and the ability

01:25:17.380 --> 01:25:18.780
to manipulate technology

01:25:18.780 --> 01:25:19.820
to do what you want

01:25:19.820 --> 01:25:20.460
and to overcome

01:25:20.460 --> 01:25:21.020
boundaries

01:25:21.020 --> 01:25:22.120
and obstacles

01:25:22.120 --> 01:25:23.280
and to get things done,

01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:24.480
there's a natural

01:25:24.480 --> 01:25:25.420
relationship there

01:25:25.420 --> 01:25:26.460
but it's not necessarily

01:25:26.460 --> 01:25:27.220
limited to

01:25:27.220 --> 01:25:28.620
or tied only to that.

01:25:29.180 --> 01:25:29.360
I mean,

01:25:29.420 --> 01:25:29.920
it's the ability

01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:31.020
to just think your way

01:25:31.020 --> 01:25:31.460
around,

01:25:31.620 --> 01:25:32.340
through things,

01:25:32.440 --> 01:25:33.160
over things

01:25:33.160 --> 01:25:35.740
and as a life,

01:25:35.940 --> 01:25:36.100
you know,

01:25:36.120 --> 01:25:37.000
as a way of living,

01:25:37.200 --> 01:25:38.000
as a way of life,

01:25:38.040 --> 01:25:38.680
it really is.

01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:38.900
I mean,

01:25:39.120 --> 01:25:40.620
I don't want to sound

01:25:40.620 --> 01:25:42.020
like all corny

01:25:42.020 --> 01:25:42.500
or,

01:25:43.220 --> 01:25:44.080
what do you call it,

01:25:44.120 --> 01:25:45.440
like some kind of

01:25:45.440 --> 01:25:47.500
zen philosophical.

01:25:48.520 --> 01:25:49.180
You don't want to be

01:25:49.180 --> 01:25:50.240
melodramatic about it.

01:25:50.360 --> 01:25:50.560
Yeah,

01:25:50.640 --> 01:25:51.620
not all philosophical

01:25:51.620 --> 01:25:52.260
and whatnot

01:25:52.260 --> 01:25:53.280
but,

01:25:53.360 --> 01:25:53.620
you know,

01:25:54.040 --> 01:25:55.940
but yeah,

01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:56.640
it really is

01:25:56.640 --> 01:25:57.220
and you know what,

01:25:57.360 --> 01:25:59.220
that's once a hacker,

01:25:59.340 --> 01:25:59.860
always a hacker.

01:25:59.940 --> 01:26:00.900
I think you said that before.

01:26:01.940 --> 01:26:02.300
Yeah,

01:26:02.300 --> 01:26:03.760
and more of that,

01:26:03.880 --> 01:26:04.940
you're born one.

01:26:05.040 --> 01:26:05.620
I don't know,

01:26:06.260 --> 01:26:06.760
you know,

01:26:06.840 --> 01:26:07.640
at what point

01:26:07.640 --> 01:26:09.280
you kind of become one

01:26:09.280 --> 01:26:11.020
and whether it translates

01:26:11.020 --> 01:26:11.760
into computers

01:26:11.760 --> 01:26:12.700
or into music

01:26:12.700 --> 01:26:14.500
or into just,

01:26:14.580 --> 01:26:14.840
you know,

01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:15.980
soldering electronics,

01:26:16.140 --> 01:26:16.740
building your own

01:26:16.740 --> 01:26:17.800
solutions for things.

01:26:18.500 --> 01:26:18.980
It's,

01:26:19.220 --> 01:26:20.220
you're made

01:26:20.220 --> 01:26:21.300
and it doesn't have

01:26:21.300 --> 01:26:22.180
anything to do with,

01:26:22.640 --> 01:26:22.880
you know,

01:26:22.940 --> 01:26:24.400
being cooler than thou

01:26:24.400 --> 01:26:24.920
or whatever.

01:26:25.100 --> 01:26:25.420
It's just,

01:26:25.500 --> 01:26:26.060
you're you

01:26:26.060 --> 01:26:27.420
and that's,

01:26:27.420 --> 01:26:28.240
you know,

01:26:28.360 --> 01:26:29.280
and you're special.

01:26:29.280 --> 01:26:30.280
Yeah,

01:26:31.560 --> 01:26:31.900
speaking,

01:26:32.060 --> 01:26:32.360
you know what,

01:26:32.400 --> 01:26:33.180
speaking of music,

01:26:33.800 --> 01:26:34.140
I mean,

01:26:34.240 --> 01:26:34.720
obviously,

01:26:34.900 --> 01:26:35.080
you know,

01:26:35.120 --> 01:26:35.760
it's real life

01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:36.720
is first and foremost

01:26:36.720 --> 01:26:37.540
but it also does

01:26:37.540 --> 01:26:38.220
free up some time

01:26:38.220 --> 01:26:38.640
for you to look

01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:40.120
at other interests

01:26:40.120 --> 01:26:40.500
like,

01:26:40.760 --> 01:26:41.180
for example,

01:26:41.260 --> 01:26:41.560
music.

01:26:41.660 --> 01:26:42.100
Have you been

01:26:42.100 --> 01:26:43.220
enjoying some time

01:26:43.220 --> 01:26:44.800
to play some music?

01:26:46.180 --> 01:26:46.580
Yes,

01:26:46.620 --> 01:26:47.080
I have.

01:26:47.200 --> 01:26:48.180
I've been playing

01:26:48.180 --> 01:26:50.160
kind of,

01:26:50.480 --> 01:26:52.060
kind of on request.

01:26:52.200 --> 01:26:52.780
People will be like,

01:26:52.860 --> 01:26:53.100
hey,

01:26:53.240 --> 01:26:53.440
you know,

01:26:53.440 --> 01:26:53.980
grab your guitar

01:26:53.980 --> 01:26:54.560
and come over

01:26:54.560 --> 01:26:56.820
and we'll sit around

01:26:56.820 --> 01:26:57.620
and we'll play

01:26:57.620 --> 01:26:58.520
some tunes or whatever

01:26:58.520 --> 01:26:59.740
and sing a little bit

01:26:59.740 --> 01:27:00.520
and drink some beer

01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:03.140
and eat some barbecue

01:27:03.140 --> 01:27:04.200
and you know how it goes,

01:27:04.280 --> 01:27:04.480
you know?

01:27:04.500 --> 01:27:04.920
That's right.

01:27:05.020 --> 01:27:06.220
That's how we roll.

01:27:06.860 --> 01:27:07.900
That's how we roll.

01:27:08.080 --> 01:27:09.260
That's how we roll.

01:27:09.420 --> 01:27:09.780
All right,

01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:10.000
man.

01:27:10.040 --> 01:27:10.180
Well,

01:27:10.180 --> 01:27:10.420
listen,

01:27:10.460 --> 01:27:11.160
it was good having you

01:27:11.160 --> 01:27:12.040
back on the show again.

01:27:12.160 --> 01:27:13.160
I know a lot of people

01:27:13.160 --> 01:27:14.740
were happy to hear from you again

01:27:14.740 --> 01:27:15.240
because,

01:27:15.660 --> 01:27:15.840
you know,

01:27:15.880 --> 01:27:16.860
you do have a lot of friends,

01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:17.240
you know?

01:27:17.240 --> 01:27:18.000
A lot of them

01:27:18.000 --> 01:27:19.680
may not be able to call you

01:27:19.680 --> 01:27:20.700
or have contact with you

01:27:20.700 --> 01:27:21.720
or nothing like I do

01:27:21.720 --> 01:27:22.200
and I,

01:27:22.400 --> 01:27:22.640
of course,

01:27:22.760 --> 01:27:24.480
you and Duel and I

01:27:24.480 --> 01:27:25.620
we all keep in touch

01:27:25.620 --> 01:27:26.580
and whatnot

01:27:26.580 --> 01:27:27.840
but I know a lot of people

01:27:27.840 --> 01:27:29.320
do care about you

01:27:29.320 --> 01:27:30.040
and have a lot of respect

01:27:30.040 --> 01:27:30.980
in the hacking community

01:27:30.980 --> 01:27:32.240
so I'm sure,

01:27:32.420 --> 01:27:33.440
I'm hoping that they'll be

01:27:33.440 --> 01:27:34.720
very happy to have heard

01:27:34.720 --> 01:27:35.320
from you again.

01:27:35.500 --> 01:27:35.740
So,

01:27:36.260 --> 01:27:36.940
at this point,

01:27:37.000 --> 01:27:37.280
let me see,

01:27:37.360 --> 01:27:37.940
do I have,

01:27:38.540 --> 01:27:39.300
let me see,

01:27:39.340 --> 01:27:40.080
I don't know if I have

01:27:40.080 --> 01:27:41.240
any outtakes from

01:27:41.240 --> 01:27:42.500
the Inquisitor

01:27:42.500 --> 01:27:44.260
because this is season two.

01:27:45.140 --> 01:27:46.040
I probably don't have

01:27:46.040 --> 01:27:46.660
any outtakes

01:27:46.660 --> 01:27:48.620
to throw down on you.

01:27:48.740 --> 01:27:48.840
So,

01:27:48.940 --> 01:27:49.500
how about some

01:27:49.500 --> 01:27:51.960
parting words of wisdom

01:27:51.960 --> 01:27:54.340
for all of our listeners

01:27:54.340 --> 01:27:56.020
as I speak very slowly

01:27:56.020 --> 01:27:57.900
to give you a few moments

01:27:57.900 --> 01:27:58.460
of time

01:27:58.460 --> 01:27:59.140
to come up with

01:27:59.140 --> 01:28:00.060
some parting words

01:28:00.060 --> 01:28:00.600
of wisdom.

01:28:01.080 --> 01:28:02.040
You see how I'm

01:28:02.040 --> 01:28:02.560
stalling that

01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:03.340
a little social engineering

01:28:03.340 --> 01:28:03.940
tactic there?

01:28:04.000 --> 01:28:05.340
I'm kind of biding some time

01:28:05.340 --> 01:28:06.580
and I still am

01:28:06.580 --> 01:28:07.420
if you haven't noticed

01:28:07.420 --> 01:28:08.600
and that way

01:28:08.600 --> 01:28:10.040
by probably by about now

01:28:10.040 --> 01:28:10.720
you can give them

01:28:10.720 --> 01:28:11.700
some great,

01:28:11.980 --> 01:28:12.420
funny,

01:28:12.660 --> 01:28:13.260
philosophical,

01:28:13.620 --> 01:28:13.900
deep,

01:28:14.460 --> 01:28:16.220
one line of some kind

01:28:16.220 --> 01:28:17.060
and something tells me

01:28:17.060 --> 01:28:17.540
it's going to be

01:28:17.540 --> 01:28:18.860
horribly perverse

01:28:18.860 --> 01:28:19.800
and at my expense

01:28:19.800 --> 01:28:20.980
but that's okay.

01:28:21.980 --> 01:28:23.280
What kind of parting

01:28:23.280 --> 01:28:24.060
words of wisdom

01:28:24.060 --> 01:28:24.580
do you have

01:28:24.580 --> 01:28:25.140
for our listeners,

01:28:25.320 --> 01:28:26.220
Mr. Inquisitor?

01:28:27.420 --> 01:28:28.340
Measure twice,

01:28:28.540 --> 01:28:29.160
cut once,

01:28:29.200 --> 01:28:30.020
especially if you're

01:28:30.020 --> 01:28:30.620
a rabbi.

01:28:31.320 --> 01:28:32.440
Oh, God.

01:28:33.560 --> 01:28:34.800
And we'll go out

01:28:34.800 --> 01:28:35.320
on that note.

01:28:35.320 --> 01:28:43.180
And next up

01:28:43.180 --> 01:28:44.340
on the anniversary

01:28:44.340 --> 01:28:45.280
episode,

01:28:45.480 --> 01:28:46.600
the two-year anniversary

01:28:46.600 --> 01:28:47.820
of Binary Revolution Radio

01:28:47.820 --> 01:28:49.160
is another one of our

01:28:49.160 --> 01:28:50.480
more popular co-hosts

01:28:50.480 --> 01:28:50.940
of the show

01:28:50.940 --> 01:28:52.520
who we haven't heard

01:28:52.520 --> 01:28:53.280
from in a little while.

01:28:53.380 --> 01:28:54.400
It's been not too

01:28:54.400 --> 01:28:54.860
awful long,

01:28:54.900 --> 01:28:55.600
a couple months

01:28:55.600 --> 01:28:56.380
since you were on

01:28:56.380 --> 01:28:56.680
the show,

01:28:56.760 --> 01:28:57.320
Voodoo Howl,

01:28:57.360 --> 01:28:58.320
so welcome back,

01:28:58.380 --> 01:28:59.020
I guess in a weird

01:28:59.020 --> 01:28:59.580
kind of way.

01:29:00.980 --> 01:29:01.760
What's up, everybody?

01:29:02.400 --> 01:29:04.520
And we're not going

01:29:04.520 --> 01:29:05.200
to keep you on here

01:29:05.200 --> 01:29:06.280
for an entire episode

01:29:06.280 --> 01:29:06.860
because I know

01:29:06.860 --> 01:29:07.660
you're a busy,

01:29:07.820 --> 01:29:09.240
busy man as of late.

01:29:09.360 --> 01:29:09.880
I know you've kind

01:29:09.880 --> 01:29:11.600
of been taking care

01:29:11.600 --> 01:29:11.980
of some,

01:29:12.860 --> 01:29:13.380
I guess,

01:29:13.720 --> 01:29:14.080
I don't know

01:29:14.080 --> 01:29:14.780
if unplugged,

01:29:14.820 --> 01:29:15.360
I'm getting tired

01:29:15.360 --> 01:29:16.260
of saying everybody's

01:29:16.260 --> 01:29:17.220
unplugged all the time

01:29:17.220 --> 01:29:19.220
but real life things

01:29:19.220 --> 01:29:20.040
come along that people

01:29:20.040 --> 01:29:20.740
have to deal with

01:29:20.740 --> 01:29:21.460
sometimes, right?

01:29:22.760 --> 01:29:23.160
Yeah,

01:29:23.240 --> 01:29:23.640
I wouldn't say

01:29:23.640 --> 01:29:24.980
that I'm unplugged

01:29:24.980 --> 01:29:25.900
because I do kind

01:29:25.900 --> 01:29:26.520
of lurk around

01:29:26.520 --> 01:29:27.060
on occasion

01:29:27.060 --> 01:29:28.280
but real life

01:29:28.280 --> 01:29:28.640
is definitely

01:29:28.640 --> 01:29:29.300
taking over.

01:29:30.260 --> 01:29:31.320
I'm still alive.

01:29:31.900 --> 01:29:32.280
Do you,

01:29:33.020 --> 01:29:34.380
I'm sure our listeners

01:29:34.380 --> 01:29:35.460
are glad to hear that.

01:29:35.660 --> 01:29:36.380
It has been a couple

01:29:36.380 --> 01:29:36.680
of months

01:29:36.680 --> 01:29:38.240
but you do still

01:29:38.240 --> 01:29:38.680
lurk around

01:29:38.680 --> 01:29:39.060
in the forums

01:29:39.060 --> 01:29:39.540
occasionally?

01:29:41.540 --> 01:29:41.900
Forums

01:29:41.900 --> 01:29:42.500
and occasionally

01:29:42.500 --> 01:29:43.260
on IRC.

01:29:43.940 --> 01:29:44.360
You know what

01:29:44.360 --> 01:29:45.100
I come on at.

01:29:45.200 --> 01:29:45.360
Yeah,

01:29:45.440 --> 01:29:48.220
I see you pop in

01:29:48.220 --> 01:29:48.840
once in a while

01:29:48.840 --> 01:29:49.480
and say hey

01:29:49.480 --> 01:29:51.240
but yeah,

01:29:51.340 --> 01:29:51.880
I mean that whole

01:29:51.880 --> 01:29:53.080
real life thing

01:29:53.080 --> 01:29:54.440
kind of steps in

01:29:54.440 --> 01:29:55.120
once in a while

01:29:55.120 --> 01:29:55.940
and I'm kind of

01:29:55.940 --> 01:29:56.280
going through

01:29:56.280 --> 01:29:56.660
some of that

01:29:56.660 --> 01:29:57.300
stuff myself

01:29:57.300 --> 01:29:59.080
and you know

01:29:59.080 --> 01:30:00.000
it comes and goes

01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:00.760
and sometimes

01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:02.140
it sticks around

01:30:02.140 --> 01:30:02.720
for longer

01:30:02.720 --> 01:30:03.700
than we had hoped.

01:30:05.800 --> 01:30:06.280
Unfortunately,

01:30:06.640 --> 01:30:06.860
yeah.

01:30:07.100 --> 01:30:07.880
Sometimes you can

01:30:07.880 --> 01:30:09.220
just take a month

01:30:09.220 --> 01:30:10.020
off and deal

01:30:10.020 --> 01:30:10.660
with whatever

01:30:10.660 --> 01:30:11.940
whether it's

01:30:11.940 --> 01:30:13.120
bills or family

01:30:13.120 --> 01:30:14.740
problems or health

01:30:14.740 --> 01:30:15.840
or whatever the

01:30:15.840 --> 01:30:16.520
case may be

01:30:16.520 --> 01:30:17.940
but sometimes

01:30:17.940 --> 01:30:18.720
they have a tendency

01:30:18.720 --> 01:30:19.620
to linger on.

01:30:19.760 --> 01:30:21.920
Sometimes you just

01:30:21.920 --> 01:30:23.180
gotta work and pay

01:30:23.180 --> 01:30:24.020
the bills I guess,

01:30:24.080 --> 01:30:24.260
right?

01:30:24.260 --> 01:30:26.120
Yep.

01:30:26.440 --> 01:30:26.660
Yeah,

01:30:26.740 --> 01:30:27.440
I know that feeling

01:30:27.440 --> 01:30:29.460
and well,

01:30:29.680 --> 01:30:30.880
are you going to

01:30:30.880 --> 01:30:33.020
I think you're

01:30:33.020 --> 01:30:33.460
on again,

01:30:33.520 --> 01:30:34.140
off again about

01:30:34.140 --> 01:30:34.520
DEF CON.

01:30:34.680 --> 01:30:36.040
Are you off again

01:30:36.040 --> 01:30:36.480
for sure?

01:30:37.760 --> 01:30:38.060
Yeah,

01:30:38.120 --> 01:30:38.700
definitely now

01:30:38.700 --> 01:30:39.140
because I've already

01:30:39.140 --> 01:30:40.300
made flight arrangements

01:30:40.300 --> 01:30:41.000
and everything for

01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:41.980
training so now.

01:30:42.240 --> 01:30:42.500
Oh,

01:30:42.540 --> 01:30:43.440
that stinks man.

01:30:43.500 --> 01:30:43.960
I was really hoping

01:30:43.960 --> 01:30:44.760
we could all hook up

01:30:44.760 --> 01:30:45.680
at DEF CON

01:30:45.680 --> 01:30:47.600
but being that

01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:48.000
you're not,

01:30:48.100 --> 01:30:48.620
like you said,

01:30:48.660 --> 01:30:49.240
you're not completely

01:30:49.240 --> 01:30:49.700
unplugged,

01:30:49.740 --> 01:30:50.260
there's a chance

01:30:50.260 --> 01:30:51.060
that we'll bump in

01:30:51.060 --> 01:30:51.720
somewhere else

01:30:51.720 --> 01:30:52.860
maybe Interzone

01:30:52.860 --> 01:30:53.500
or one of the other

01:30:53.500 --> 01:30:54.320
conferences sometime?

01:30:55.700 --> 01:30:56.060
Yep,

01:30:56.180 --> 01:30:56.380
maybe,

01:30:56.480 --> 01:30:57.200
I think I may be

01:30:57.200 --> 01:30:57.920
going to Freaknik

01:30:57.920 --> 01:30:58.380
this year

01:30:58.380 --> 01:30:58.840
if it's gonna be

01:30:58.840 --> 01:30:59.300
in October.

01:31:00.120 --> 01:31:00.320
Yeah,

01:31:00.380 --> 01:31:00.500
I think

01:31:00.500 --> 01:31:00.880
so we should

01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:01.600
see about that.

01:31:01.720 --> 01:31:01.860
Yeah,

01:31:01.980 --> 01:31:02.560
Freaknik 9

01:31:02.560 --> 01:31:05.040
in October 2005,

01:31:06.440 --> 01:31:07.220
Freaknik 9

01:31:07.220 --> 01:31:07.640
because this is

01:31:07.640 --> 01:31:08.140
gonna be dated,

01:31:08.260 --> 01:31:08.520
I don't know

01:31:08.520 --> 01:31:09.260
how long people

01:31:09.260 --> 01:31:09.740
will be listening

01:31:09.740 --> 01:31:10.080
to this

01:31:10.080 --> 01:31:10.500
but in case

01:31:10.500 --> 01:31:11.440
we pass Freaknik

01:31:11.440 --> 01:31:12.980
they're not waiting

01:31:12.980 --> 01:31:14.060
for us at Freaknik 10

01:31:14.060 --> 01:31:14.580
somewhere.

01:31:16.840 --> 01:31:17.620
I don't know

01:31:17.620 --> 01:31:18.140
if I'm gonna make

01:31:18.140 --> 01:31:18.880
Freaknik this year

01:31:18.880 --> 01:31:19.260
myself.

01:31:19.780 --> 01:31:21.140
That's the frustrating

01:31:21.140 --> 01:31:21.880
thing is that

01:31:21.880 --> 01:31:22.460
unfortunately

01:31:22.460 --> 01:31:23.400
everybody has

01:31:23.400 --> 01:31:23.760
their own

01:31:23.760 --> 01:31:24.580
different schedules

01:31:24.580 --> 01:31:25.260
and their own

01:31:25.260 --> 01:31:26.180
real life things

01:31:26.180 --> 01:31:26.900
driving them

01:31:26.900 --> 01:31:28.600
and we can't

01:31:28.600 --> 01:31:29.160
all get off

01:31:29.160 --> 01:31:29.840
the same day,

01:31:29.960 --> 01:31:30.480
the same month,

01:31:30.580 --> 01:31:31.340
the same conference

01:31:31.340 --> 01:31:31.920
every time

01:31:31.920 --> 01:31:32.460
unfortunately.

01:31:32.900 --> 01:31:32.960
So,

01:31:34.060 --> 01:31:35.080
well,

01:31:35.540 --> 01:31:36.040
I guess

01:31:36.040 --> 01:31:37.740
what I try

01:31:37.740 --> 01:31:38.740
to plan on doing

01:31:38.740 --> 01:31:39.320
is to at least

01:31:39.320 --> 01:31:40.860
make DEFCON

01:31:40.860 --> 01:31:41.980
every other year

01:31:41.980 --> 01:31:42.380
and Hope

01:31:42.380 --> 01:31:43.020
every other year

01:31:43.020 --> 01:31:43.480
and alternate

01:31:43.480 --> 01:31:44.100
between the two

01:31:44.100 --> 01:31:44.320
of them

01:31:44.320 --> 01:31:44.680
and everything

01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:45.360
else that I can

01:31:45.360 --> 01:31:46.040
make is on a

01:31:46.040 --> 01:31:47.020
case-by-case basis

01:31:47.020 --> 01:31:48.040
if I can get off

01:31:48.040 --> 01:31:48.640
and if I can

01:31:48.640 --> 01:31:49.860
afford it,

01:31:49.920 --> 01:31:51.340
et cetera,

01:31:51.440 --> 01:31:51.920
et cetera.

01:31:53.720 --> 01:31:54.120
Well,

01:31:54.200 --> 01:31:54.500
also,

01:31:54.740 --> 01:31:55.640
if anyone's

01:31:55.640 --> 01:31:56.160
going to be

01:31:56.160 --> 01:31:56.880
at Coupon,

01:31:57.000 --> 01:31:57.760
which is kind

01:31:57.760 --> 01:31:58.240
of an Asterix

01:31:58.240 --> 01:31:59.620
developer conference,

01:32:00.160 --> 01:32:00.760
give me an email.

01:32:00.980 --> 01:32:01.720
We'll get a beer

01:32:01.720 --> 01:32:02.120
or something.

01:32:02.240 --> 01:32:02.960
I'm gonna be there

01:32:02.960 --> 01:32:04.260
early August.

01:32:05.760 --> 01:32:06.480
Very cool.

01:32:07.240 --> 01:32:08.300
Very cool stuff.

01:32:08.440 --> 01:32:08.620
Well,

01:32:09.000 --> 01:32:10.560
have you been

01:32:10.560 --> 01:32:11.200
listening to the show

01:32:11.200 --> 01:32:11.860
lately, by the way?

01:32:11.920 --> 01:32:12.360
Do you have time

01:32:12.360 --> 01:32:12.900
to even listen

01:32:12.900 --> 01:32:13.460
to the shows

01:32:13.460 --> 01:32:14.220
besides just

01:32:14.220 --> 01:32:14.700
lurking in the

01:32:14.700 --> 01:32:14.980
forums?

01:32:16.980 --> 01:32:17.340
Occasionally.

01:32:17.780 --> 01:32:18.340
I haven't,

01:32:18.420 --> 01:32:18.800
I've probably

01:32:18.800 --> 01:32:19.600
missed the last

01:32:19.600 --> 01:32:20.040
couple,

01:32:20.220 --> 01:32:21.000
but I do not

01:32:21.000 --> 01:32:21.360
use it as

01:32:21.360 --> 01:32:21.940
background noise

01:32:21.940 --> 01:32:22.820
at work sometimes

01:32:22.820 --> 01:32:23.360
if I remember

01:32:23.360 --> 01:32:24.380
to actually go

01:32:24.380 --> 01:32:24.760
get it.

01:32:25.640 --> 01:32:25.840
Yeah,

01:32:25.900 --> 01:32:26.620
I do the same

01:32:26.620 --> 01:32:26.800
thing.

01:32:26.860 --> 01:32:27.440
I listen to a lot

01:32:27.440 --> 01:32:27.860
of stuff while

01:32:27.860 --> 01:32:28.420
I'm coding at

01:32:28.420 --> 01:32:29.500
work and sometimes

01:32:29.500 --> 01:32:30.180
I'm three or four

01:32:30.180 --> 01:32:30.940
episodes behind

01:32:30.940 --> 01:32:31.640
on any given

01:32:31.640 --> 01:32:32.060
show.

01:32:32.900 --> 01:32:33.440
So that's not

01:32:33.440 --> 01:32:33.820
unusual.

01:32:33.980 --> 01:32:34.420
That's the way

01:32:34.420 --> 01:32:34.880
we all do,

01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:35.800
but you do keep

01:32:35.800 --> 01:32:36.500
up once in a while.

01:32:36.600 --> 01:32:37.020
We've had some

01:32:37.020 --> 01:32:37.560
pretty interesting

01:32:37.560 --> 01:32:38.400
people on lately

01:32:38.400 --> 01:32:40.020
and hopefully

01:32:40.020 --> 01:32:41.120
sometime soon

01:32:41.120 --> 01:32:41.720
we'll get you

01:32:41.720 --> 01:32:42.260
back on

01:32:42.260 --> 01:32:42.800
and we can go

01:32:42.800 --> 01:32:43.140
into some

01:32:43.140 --> 01:32:43.720
asterisk stuff

01:32:43.720 --> 01:32:44.180
because I know

01:32:44.180 --> 01:32:45.040
you've got a lot

01:32:45.040 --> 01:32:46.020
of cool information

01:32:46.020 --> 01:32:46.940
lately with all

01:32:46.940 --> 01:32:47.380
the work you've

01:32:47.380 --> 01:32:47.740
been doing,

01:32:47.960 --> 01:32:49.340
so we'll have

01:32:49.340 --> 01:32:49.880
to try to make

01:32:49.880 --> 01:32:50.320
that happen.

01:32:50.400 --> 01:32:50.920
How's that sound?

01:32:52.120 --> 01:32:52.900
Sounds good to me.

01:32:53.420 --> 01:32:53.720
All right,

01:32:53.800 --> 01:32:53.940
well,

01:32:54.000 --> 01:32:54.360
Voodoo Howell,

01:32:54.420 --> 01:32:54.760
thank you for

01:32:54.760 --> 01:32:55.200
being on the

01:32:55.200 --> 01:32:56.000
show and I'm

01:32:56.000 --> 01:32:56.560
sure everybody's

01:32:56.560 --> 01:32:57.180
glad to hear from

01:32:57.180 --> 01:32:57.280
you.

01:32:57.340 --> 01:32:57.620
Like I said,

01:32:57.640 --> 01:32:57.940
it's been a

01:32:57.940 --> 01:32:58.440
couple months

01:32:58.440 --> 01:33:00.220
and people like

01:33:00.220 --> 01:33:01.060
to know that

01:33:01.060 --> 01:33:01.660
you're still doing

01:33:01.660 --> 01:33:02.300
well out there,

01:33:02.440 --> 01:33:03.900
so I guess we

01:33:03.900 --> 01:33:04.960
will see if I've

01:33:04.960 --> 01:33:05.620
got any funny

01:33:05.620 --> 01:33:06.420
outtakes on you.

01:33:06.500 --> 01:33:06.760
I don't know

01:33:06.760 --> 01:33:07.240
if I have any,

01:33:07.880 --> 01:33:08.300
we'll have to

01:33:08.300 --> 01:33:09.680
dig into the bag

01:33:09.680 --> 01:33:10.060
here and see

01:33:10.060 --> 01:33:10.440
what kind of

01:33:10.440 --> 01:33:10.780
stuff we've

01:33:10.780 --> 01:33:11.340
got on you.

01:33:11.960 --> 01:33:12.360
Oh,

01:33:12.460 --> 01:33:13.140
now sounds

01:33:13.140 --> 01:33:13.580
like a good

01:33:13.580 --> 01:33:13.920
time.

01:33:17.520 --> 01:33:18.600
All righty.

01:33:19.380 --> 01:33:19.740
Shit,

01:33:19.880 --> 01:33:20.160
customer,

01:33:20.300 --> 01:33:20.500
hang on.

01:33:20.500 --> 01:33:25.300
All right,

01:33:25.420 --> 01:33:27.020
and for our

01:33:27.020 --> 01:33:29.600
final voice of

01:33:29.600 --> 01:33:30.300
the evening on

01:33:30.300 --> 01:33:31.100
this two-year

01:33:31.100 --> 01:33:32.140
anniversary special,

01:33:32.860 --> 01:33:33.700
I would be remiss

01:33:33.700 --> 01:33:34.420
if we did not

01:33:34.420 --> 01:33:35.660
have one of my

01:33:35.660 --> 01:33:36.880
best friends from

01:33:36.880 --> 01:33:37.580
doing this for the

01:33:37.580 --> 01:33:38.360
longest time,

01:33:38.420 --> 01:33:39.440
not to sound all

01:33:39.440 --> 01:33:40.440
corny and sappy

01:33:40.440 --> 01:33:40.920
and blah,

01:33:41.000 --> 01:33:41.160
blah,

01:33:41.280 --> 01:33:41.440
blah,

01:33:41.600 --> 01:33:42.780
but we couldn't

01:33:42.780 --> 01:33:43.240
have a show

01:33:43.240 --> 01:33:43.780
without Dual

01:33:43.780 --> 01:33:44.300
Parallel.

01:33:45.200 --> 01:33:45.980
Thank you so

01:33:45.980 --> 01:33:46.240
much,

01:33:46.340 --> 01:33:46.660
Stank.

01:33:47.000 --> 01:33:48.260
Of RFA

01:33:48.260 --> 01:33:48.840
frame,

01:33:49.040 --> 01:33:49.460
and you know

01:33:49.460 --> 01:33:49.760
what,

01:33:49.760 --> 01:33:50.200
dude,

01:33:50.320 --> 01:33:51.100
you and I

01:33:51.100 --> 01:33:51.820
have been through

01:33:51.820 --> 01:33:53.480
a lot together,

01:33:53.620 --> 01:33:53.740
man,

01:33:53.840 --> 01:33:54.240
seriously,

01:33:54.520 --> 01:33:54.840
I mean,

01:33:54.900 --> 01:33:55.440
not to start

01:33:55.440 --> 01:33:56.100
crying on the

01:33:56.100 --> 01:33:56.700
air or anything

01:33:56.700 --> 01:33:57.680
weird like that,

01:33:57.680 --> 01:33:59.000
but you know

01:33:59.000 --> 01:33:59.340
what,

01:33:59.500 --> 01:34:00.000
seriously,

01:34:00.200 --> 01:34:00.980
we've both

01:34:00.980 --> 01:34:01.680
been through it,

01:34:01.760 --> 01:34:02.260
we're both on

01:34:02.260 --> 01:34:03.020
the same page,

01:34:03.120 --> 01:34:03.700
we both have

01:34:03.700 --> 01:34:04.260
the same kind

01:34:04.260 --> 01:34:04.940
of philosophies,

01:34:05.000 --> 01:34:05.720
we get along,

01:34:06.760 --> 01:34:06.920
we,

01:34:07.120 --> 01:34:07.440
you know,

01:34:07.520 --> 01:34:08.060
it's like,

01:34:08.880 --> 01:34:09.600
I don't know,

01:34:09.700 --> 01:34:09.880
man,

01:34:10.000 --> 01:34:11.280
can you believe,

01:34:11.960 --> 01:34:12.420
honestly,

01:34:12.660 --> 01:34:12.940
okay,

01:34:13.020 --> 01:34:13.260
listen,

01:34:13.580 --> 01:34:14.180
Radio Freak

01:34:14.180 --> 01:34:15.680
America started,

01:34:15.780 --> 01:34:16.160
and we heard

01:34:16.160 --> 01:34:16.940
from Rax earlier,

01:34:17.080 --> 01:34:17.240
like,

01:34:17.680 --> 01:34:19.440
you decided

01:34:19.440 --> 01:34:19.940
one day,

01:34:20.060 --> 01:34:20.560
wouldn't it be

01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:21.340
fun to do,

01:34:21.440 --> 01:34:21.820
you know,

01:34:22.300 --> 01:34:23.040
at the

01:34:23.040 --> 01:34:24.260
Phoenix 2600

01:34:24.260 --> 01:34:24.540
meeting,

01:34:24.620 --> 01:34:25.140
am I correct?

01:34:26.780 --> 01:34:27.260
Yes,

01:34:27.340 --> 01:34:27.680
to quote

01:34:27.680 --> 01:34:28.040
Bland,

01:34:28.380 --> 01:34:29.240
mm-hmm,

01:34:29.500 --> 01:34:30.360
mm-hmm,

01:34:31.000 --> 01:34:31.380
go on,

01:34:31.460 --> 01:34:31.640
girl,

01:34:32.000 --> 01:34:33.000
you go,

01:34:33.000 --> 01:34:33.500
that's exactly

01:34:33.500 --> 01:34:34.020
what happened,

01:34:34.080 --> 01:34:34.560
it was three

01:34:34.560 --> 01:34:34.920
of us,

01:34:34.980 --> 01:34:35.160
me,

01:34:35.280 --> 01:34:35.840
Condor,

01:34:37.020 --> 01:34:37.940
and Rax,

01:34:38.680 --> 01:34:39.240
Condor,

01:34:39.340 --> 01:34:39.740
Rax,

01:34:40.740 --> 01:34:41.360
and me,

01:34:41.500 --> 01:34:41.840
yeah,

01:34:41.840 --> 01:34:43.240
and that was,

01:34:43.640 --> 01:34:43.800
dude,

01:34:43.880 --> 01:34:44.240
do you realize

01:34:44.240 --> 01:34:45.240
that was four

01:34:45.240 --> 01:34:45.960
years ago,

01:34:46.100 --> 01:34:46.280
like,

01:34:46.400 --> 01:34:46.560
something,

01:34:46.720 --> 01:34:46.900
two,

01:34:47.240 --> 01:34:47.600
let's see,

01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:48.820
February 2nd,

01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:49.400
2002,

01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:49.960
isn't that right?

01:34:49.960 --> 01:34:51.900
did you

01:34:51.900 --> 01:34:52.280
came up,

01:34:52.380 --> 01:34:52.620
yeah,

01:34:53.120 --> 01:34:54.680
you know,

01:34:54.920 --> 01:34:56.880
can I take

01:34:56.880 --> 01:34:57.520
this opportunity

01:34:57.520 --> 01:34:58.080
for one,

01:34:59.080 --> 01:35:00.220
you know,

01:35:00.240 --> 01:35:00.620
I'd like to

01:35:00.620 --> 01:35:01.200
give one last

01:35:01.200 --> 01:35:01.820
review,

01:35:02.260 --> 01:35:03.600
that's great

01:35:03.600 --> 01:35:04.380
last episode,

01:35:04.580 --> 01:35:04.880
I'd like to

01:35:04.880 --> 01:35:06.200
review screwdrivers,

01:35:06.980 --> 01:35:07.780
screwdrivers are

01:35:07.780 --> 01:35:08.220
drinks,

01:35:08.680 --> 01:35:09.220
they're made

01:35:09.220 --> 01:35:09.860
with vodka

01:35:09.860 --> 01:35:10.660
and orange juice

01:35:10.660 --> 01:35:11.660
and some ice cubes,

01:35:11.780 --> 01:35:12.360
and then they stick

01:35:12.360 --> 01:35:13.080
a little straw in

01:35:13.080 --> 01:35:13.620
there normally,

01:35:14.340 --> 01:35:15.380
I like screwdrivers,

01:35:15.580 --> 01:35:16.460
I've had a few of them,

01:35:16.460 --> 01:35:18.220
and then Stank calls

01:35:18.220 --> 01:35:18.720
me up,

01:35:19.120 --> 01:35:19.780
and we're doing

01:35:19.780 --> 01:35:20.300
the show,

01:35:21.160 --> 01:35:22.280
and you know

01:35:22.280 --> 01:35:22.580
what,

01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:24.300
I'm glad,

01:35:24.560 --> 01:35:25.280
I'm really glad,

01:35:25.360 --> 01:35:26.180
I'm damn glad,

01:35:26.380 --> 01:35:27.060
because Stank is a

01:35:27.060 --> 01:35:27.680
good friend,

01:35:27.920 --> 01:35:28.840
and a damn good

01:35:28.840 --> 01:35:29.240
man,

01:35:29.360 --> 01:35:29.960
and he's done so

01:35:29.960 --> 01:35:30.320
much for the

01:35:30.320 --> 01:35:30.720
community,

01:35:30.940 --> 01:35:31.580
you should all

01:35:31.580 --> 01:35:32.400
be so happy,

01:35:32.540 --> 01:35:32.660
oh,

01:35:32.760 --> 01:35:33.360
you're definitely

01:35:33.360 --> 01:35:33.800
drunk,

01:35:33.860 --> 01:35:34.460
and he's done so

01:35:34.460 --> 01:35:35.000
much for you,

01:35:35.420 --> 01:35:36.180
you're definitely

01:35:36.180 --> 01:35:36.700
drunk,

01:35:37.180 --> 01:35:38.800
it's what happens

01:35:38.800 --> 01:35:39.540
to get old,

01:35:39.600 --> 01:35:40.120
and get old,

01:35:40.240 --> 01:35:40.580
and fucking

01:35:40.580 --> 01:35:41.440
pleasure it,

01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:42.020
and drunk,

01:35:42.260 --> 01:35:42.760
that's right,

01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:43.480
we're doing this

01:35:43.480 --> 01:35:44.500
RFA style,

01:35:44.600 --> 01:35:44.980
bitches,

01:35:44.980 --> 01:35:46.880
taking it back

01:35:46.880 --> 01:35:47.520
to the beginning,

01:35:47.660 --> 01:35:47.820
yeah,

01:35:47.960 --> 01:35:48.580
you know,

01:35:48.720 --> 01:35:49.960
if I may have

01:35:49.960 --> 01:35:50.440
started all,

01:35:50.560 --> 01:35:50.720
you know,

01:35:50.780 --> 01:35:51.100
again,

01:35:52.040 --> 01:35:52.160
me,

01:35:52.200 --> 01:35:52.780
Max and Condor

01:35:52.780 --> 01:35:53.180
were at a

01:35:53.180 --> 01:35:53.400
meeting,

01:35:53.500 --> 01:35:53.860
the three of

01:35:53.860 --> 01:35:54.000
us,

01:35:54.040 --> 01:35:54.260
we said,

01:35:54.420 --> 01:35:54.560
dude,

01:35:54.680 --> 01:35:55.400
let's,

01:35:55.400 --> 01:35:55.600
you know,

01:35:55.640 --> 01:35:55.980
let's fucking

01:35:55.980 --> 01:35:56.600
do this show,

01:35:56.820 --> 01:35:57.160
you know,

01:35:57.260 --> 01:35:59.240
and it came

01:35:59.240 --> 01:35:59.620
to be,

01:36:00.000 --> 01:36:00.960
and so many

01:36:00.960 --> 01:36:01.740
more have

01:36:01.740 --> 01:36:02.640
come afterwards,

01:36:02.780 --> 01:36:03.020
you know,

01:36:03.240 --> 01:36:03.700
made us look

01:36:03.700 --> 01:36:04.260
like noobs,

01:36:04.340 --> 01:36:05.000
and it's great,

01:36:05.520 --> 01:36:06.640
Condor,

01:36:06.960 --> 01:36:07.240
you know,

01:36:07.300 --> 01:36:07.780
if I believe

01:36:07.780 --> 01:36:08.200
in God,

01:36:08.380 --> 01:36:09.000
God bless his

01:36:09.000 --> 01:36:09.260
soul,

01:36:09.380 --> 01:36:10.440
he's actually

01:36:10.440 --> 01:36:11.220
in Iraq right

01:36:11.220 --> 01:36:11.980
now for

01:36:11.980 --> 01:36:12.380
everybody,

01:36:12.580 --> 01:36:13.520
so let's all

01:36:13.520 --> 01:36:14.120
hope for his

01:36:14.120 --> 01:36:15.120
sacred turn

01:36:15.120 --> 01:36:15.400
in this

01:36:15.400 --> 01:36:16.120
illegal war.

01:36:16.920 --> 01:36:17.340
I actually,

01:36:17.540 --> 01:36:17.940
you know,

01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:18.460
to take a

01:36:18.460 --> 01:36:18.940
little tangent,

01:36:19.040 --> 01:36:19.360
I'm sorry,

01:36:19.520 --> 01:36:20.260
I actually do

01:36:20.260 --> 01:36:21.040
hear from Condor

01:36:21.040 --> 01:36:21.640
once in a while,

01:36:21.700 --> 01:36:22.340
and it's great

01:36:22.340 --> 01:36:23.020
to hear from him,

01:36:23.040 --> 01:36:23.660
and I always

01:36:23.660 --> 01:36:24.360
say thank you.

01:36:24.360 --> 01:36:24.740
Wait a minute,

01:36:24.840 --> 01:36:25.340
since he's been

01:36:25.340 --> 01:36:25.840
to Iraq?

01:36:26.080 --> 01:36:26.780
I don't know,

01:36:26.940 --> 01:36:27.880
it's probably been

01:36:27.880 --> 01:36:29.540
three months

01:36:29.540 --> 01:36:30.520
probably since I've

01:36:30.520 --> 01:36:31.020
heard from him,

01:36:31.100 --> 01:36:31.500
but yeah,

01:36:31.580 --> 01:36:32.180
I believe since...

01:36:32.180 --> 01:36:32.500
No,

01:36:32.640 --> 01:36:33.220
because I've heard

01:36:33.220 --> 01:36:33.360
of,

01:36:33.460 --> 01:36:33.800
I've,

01:36:33.860 --> 01:36:34.480
I talked to him

01:36:34.480 --> 01:36:35.020
right before he

01:36:35.020 --> 01:36:35.380
left.

01:36:35.500 --> 01:36:35.800
Okay.

01:36:37.180 --> 01:36:37.540
Well,

01:36:37.720 --> 01:36:38.880
he's IM'd me,

01:36:39.140 --> 01:36:39.700
and you know,

01:36:39.780 --> 01:36:40.240
it's like,

01:36:41.020 --> 01:36:41.800
you know,

01:36:41.860 --> 01:36:42.340
I have to say,

01:36:42.440 --> 01:36:42.700
even though,

01:36:42.800 --> 01:36:43.420
even Condor,

01:36:43.500 --> 01:36:43.940
we've been through,

01:36:43.940 --> 01:36:44.700
we've known Condor

01:36:44.700 --> 01:36:45.480
for a long time

01:36:45.480 --> 01:36:45.880
and been through

01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:46.400
a lot of stuff

01:36:46.400 --> 01:36:46.720
together,

01:36:46.800 --> 01:36:47.120
you know?

01:36:48.060 --> 01:36:48.420
Yeah.

01:36:48.760 --> 01:36:49.640
So Condor

01:36:49.640 --> 01:36:50.180
definitely,

01:36:50.380 --> 01:36:50.800
you know,

01:36:50.900 --> 01:36:51.520
shouts to you

01:36:51.520 --> 01:36:52.220
for sure,

01:36:52.780 --> 01:36:53.360
and everybody,

01:36:53.520 --> 01:36:54.100
not just Condor,

01:36:54.160 --> 01:36:54.540
but everybody

01:36:54.540 --> 01:36:54.980
over there,

01:36:55.020 --> 01:36:55.400
but that's a

01:36:55.400 --> 01:36:56.100
whole nother tangent,

01:36:56.220 --> 01:36:56.560
I guess.

01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:00.500
The political

01:37:00.500 --> 01:37:01.480
aspect of things,

01:37:01.480 --> 01:37:01.800
you know?

01:37:02.760 --> 01:37:03.120
Yeah,

01:37:03.320 --> 01:37:03.660
yeah.

01:37:05.840 --> 01:37:06.200
Seriously,

01:37:06.400 --> 01:37:07.040
I'd like to thank

01:37:07.040 --> 01:37:07.380
you,

01:37:07.500 --> 01:37:07.700
Stank,

01:37:07.760 --> 01:37:08.180
for everything

01:37:08.180 --> 01:37:08.600
you've done,

01:37:08.680 --> 01:37:09.060
because no,

01:37:09.180 --> 01:37:09.420
I haven't,

01:37:09.440 --> 01:37:09.740
you know,

01:37:09.820 --> 01:37:10.800
I haven't been

01:37:10.800 --> 01:37:12.020
quoting this scene,

01:37:12.120 --> 01:37:12.500
but you know,

01:37:12.520 --> 01:37:13.680
I still talk to people,

01:37:13.860 --> 01:37:14.900
I still like to write,

01:37:15.040 --> 01:37:15.160
you know,

01:37:15.200 --> 01:37:15.640
I still,

01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:16.200
you know,

01:37:16.220 --> 01:37:17.180
never stop hacking,

01:37:18.020 --> 01:37:19.460
but you've done so much,

01:37:19.520 --> 01:37:20.420
you've given so much

01:37:20.420 --> 01:37:21.060
of your time,

01:37:21.140 --> 01:37:21.640
which is the most

01:37:21.640 --> 01:37:22.380
valuable thing,

01:37:22.640 --> 01:37:23.580
not to mention your money,

01:37:23.660 --> 01:37:24.280
I know how much

01:37:24.280 --> 01:37:24.940
money you've spent.

01:37:27.160 --> 01:37:27.720
You know,

01:37:27.740 --> 01:37:28.500
everything you've done

01:37:28.500 --> 01:37:28.980
for everybody,

01:37:29.080 --> 01:37:29.240
you know,

01:37:29.320 --> 01:37:30.300
and I know the hosting

01:37:30.300 --> 01:37:31.240
will go on,

01:37:31.480 --> 01:37:32.580
hopefully the magazine

01:37:32.580 --> 01:37:33.260
will go on.

01:37:33.940 --> 01:37:34.180
Yeah,

01:37:34.260 --> 01:37:34.580
everything,

01:37:34.860 --> 01:37:34.960
you know,

01:37:35.020 --> 01:37:35.580
we're not,

01:37:35.800 --> 01:37:36.020
you know,

01:37:36.080 --> 01:37:36.880
just because,

01:37:37.100 --> 01:37:38.300
you know,

01:37:38.380 --> 01:37:39.140
the thing is,

01:37:39.200 --> 01:37:40.240
we've always said,

01:37:40.440 --> 01:37:41.140
and Bland and I

01:37:41.140 --> 01:37:41.820
talked about this,

01:37:42.140 --> 01:37:43.420
we've always said

01:37:43.420 --> 01:37:43.980
that real life

01:37:43.980 --> 01:37:44.580
comes first.

01:37:44.580 --> 01:37:46.640
we've never ever made

01:37:46.640 --> 01:37:48.040
any bones about that

01:37:48.040 --> 01:37:48.960
whatsoever.

01:37:49.500 --> 01:37:50.080
There's never,

01:37:50.360 --> 01:37:51.560
there's no gray area,

01:37:51.700 --> 01:37:52.940
there's no cross line,

01:37:53.020 --> 01:37:53.980
line to be crossed,

01:37:54.080 --> 01:37:55.040
there's no questionable,

01:37:55.680 --> 01:37:56.700
it's always,

01:37:57.080 --> 01:37:58.180
real life comes first.

01:37:58.680 --> 01:37:59.800
Your family is the most

01:37:59.800 --> 01:38:00.620
important thing,

01:38:00.740 --> 01:38:01.740
your well-being,

01:38:02.300 --> 01:38:03.560
your pursuit of happiness,

01:38:03.680 --> 01:38:04.860
that's always the most

01:38:04.860 --> 01:38:06.000
important thing in life,

01:38:06.360 --> 01:38:07.240
no matter what.

01:38:07.320 --> 01:38:08.780
Hacking is a part of who you are,

01:38:08.820 --> 01:38:09.620
and it's going to continue

01:38:09.620 --> 01:38:10.620
no matter what,

01:38:11.260 --> 01:38:12.380
but making yourself,

01:38:12.480 --> 01:38:13.560
making sure you're happy

01:38:13.560 --> 01:38:14.520
with who you are

01:38:14.520 --> 01:38:15.680
and where you are in life

01:38:15.680 --> 01:38:17.080
and your direction is life

01:38:17.080 --> 01:38:18.400
is always the most

01:38:18.400 --> 01:38:19.160
important thing.

01:38:19.800 --> 01:38:20.580
Always has been,

01:38:20.700 --> 01:38:21.580
always will be,

01:38:21.640 --> 01:38:22.460
it's something we've always

01:38:22.460 --> 01:38:23.180
said on the show,

01:38:23.360 --> 01:38:23.460
and,

01:38:24.140 --> 01:38:24.500
you know,

01:38:24.960 --> 01:38:25.700
it's just,

01:38:26.180 --> 01:38:27.680
sometimes you gotta do

01:38:27.680 --> 01:38:28.860
what makes you happy,

01:38:29.680 --> 01:38:30.820
sometimes that involves

01:38:30.820 --> 01:38:32.060
closing the bathroom door

01:38:32.060 --> 01:38:33.020
with a little bit of lube,

01:38:33.940 --> 01:38:35.220
sometimes that involves,

01:38:35.460 --> 01:38:37.720
sometimes that involves

01:38:37.720 --> 01:38:39.520
sitting in a bar

01:38:39.520 --> 01:38:40.220
with a screwdriver

01:38:40.220 --> 01:38:41.220
in your hand.

01:38:41.880 --> 01:38:42.180
Yeah,

01:38:42.340 --> 01:38:43.180
fucking A man,

01:38:43.300 --> 01:38:44.180
God bless Jackie,

01:38:44.260 --> 01:38:44.940
my bartender,

01:38:45.060 --> 01:38:45.840
she's the best.

01:38:47.500 --> 01:38:47.900
No,

01:38:48.020 --> 01:38:48.860
that's just it,

01:38:48.900 --> 01:38:49.540
we're having fun

01:38:49.540 --> 01:38:50.000
on the show,

01:38:50.100 --> 01:38:50.300
you know,

01:38:50.380 --> 01:38:51.220
you gotta have fun

01:38:51.220 --> 01:38:52.180
with everything you do,

01:38:52.540 --> 01:38:53.340
even if it is

01:38:53.340 --> 01:38:54.340
in the hacking scene,

01:38:54.440 --> 01:38:55.560
whether it's not

01:38:55.560 --> 01:38:56.360
in the hacking scene,

01:38:56.440 --> 01:38:57.380
whether it's with your friends,

01:38:57.460 --> 01:38:57.960
on the phone,

01:38:58.040 --> 01:38:58.240
whatever,

01:38:58.360 --> 01:38:59.500
it's all about having fun

01:38:59.500 --> 01:38:59.740
and,

01:38:59.840 --> 01:39:00.960
you know,

01:39:01.380 --> 01:39:02.600
trying to be positive

01:39:02.600 --> 01:39:03.500
about things,

01:39:03.600 --> 01:39:03.800
you know,

01:39:03.840 --> 01:39:04.720
you and I always try

01:39:04.720 --> 01:39:05.540
to keep everything

01:39:05.540 --> 01:39:06.680
spinning in a positive

01:39:06.680 --> 01:39:07.200
direction,

01:39:07.980 --> 01:39:08.300
you know,

01:39:08.380 --> 01:39:08.780
it's like,

01:39:08.780 --> 01:39:09.940
it's why,

01:39:10.060 --> 01:39:10.460
it's just,

01:39:10.660 --> 01:39:11.900
it's not that hard,

01:39:12.120 --> 01:39:13.940
it really isn't,

01:39:13.940 --> 01:39:15.140
some people work

01:39:15.140 --> 01:39:16.100
really hard

01:39:16.100 --> 01:39:17.800
to make things

01:39:17.800 --> 01:39:18.160
dramatic,

01:39:18.160 --> 01:39:19.120
all the drama

01:39:19.120 --> 01:39:19.880
and all the,

01:39:20.980 --> 01:39:23.280
just keep,

01:39:23.380 --> 01:39:23.660
you know,

01:39:24.160 --> 01:39:25.140
anybody listening,

01:39:25.700 --> 01:39:26.320
anything that I,

01:39:26.360 --> 01:39:26.820
if there's something

01:39:26.820 --> 01:39:27.420
I want to say,

01:39:27.500 --> 01:39:27.800
it's just,

01:39:28.540 --> 01:39:29.660
just have fun,

01:39:30.440 --> 01:39:31.580
just have fun

01:39:31.580 --> 01:39:32.220
with hacking,

01:39:32.220 --> 01:39:33.200
that's all

01:39:33.200 --> 01:39:34.320
that it's about,

01:39:34.660 --> 01:39:36.020
have fun with hacking,

01:39:36.180 --> 01:39:37.260
don't make it a chore,

01:39:37.620 --> 01:39:39.580
don't make it not fun,

01:39:39.700 --> 01:39:40.600
don't make it drama,

01:39:40.760 --> 01:39:42.160
don't make it insulting

01:39:42.160 --> 01:39:42.840
and attacking

01:39:42.840 --> 01:39:44.240
and looking to make people

01:39:44.240 --> 01:39:45.440
look bad and destroy,

01:39:46.020 --> 01:39:47.000
have fun,

01:39:47.160 --> 01:39:48.200
that's what hacking is,

01:39:48.260 --> 01:39:49.420
have fun,

01:39:50.320 --> 01:39:50.900
fucking A,

01:39:51.120 --> 01:39:52.840
if I may quote RMS,

01:39:53.060 --> 01:39:54.440
it's playful cleverness,

01:39:54.700 --> 01:39:54.940
yep,

01:39:55.360 --> 01:39:56.300
playful cleverness,

01:39:56.300 --> 01:39:58.140
and playful is synonymous

01:39:58.140 --> 01:39:59.200
with fun people,

01:39:59.440 --> 01:39:59.640
I mean,

01:39:59.680 --> 01:40:00.200
come on yo,

01:40:00.620 --> 01:40:01.440
don't take things,

01:40:01.440 --> 01:40:02.220
get all up in it,

01:40:02.580 --> 01:40:02.800
yeah,

01:40:02.900 --> 01:40:03.840
it's not that serious,

01:40:03.980 --> 01:40:04.920
it's a radio show,

01:40:05.180 --> 01:40:05.420
you know,

01:40:05.480 --> 01:40:06.300
have fun with it,

01:40:06.460 --> 01:40:07.640
it's hack TV,

01:40:08.000 --> 01:40:08.900
it's the websites,

01:40:09.080 --> 01:40:09.560
the forums,

01:40:09.720 --> 01:40:10.840
don't flame each other,

01:40:10.960 --> 01:40:12.520
don't be dicks to everybody,

01:40:12.720 --> 01:40:13.640
just have fun,

01:40:14.180 --> 01:40:15.880
don't forget everything else,

01:40:16.160 --> 01:40:16.580
keep it,

01:40:16.680 --> 01:40:17.560
keep it real,

01:40:17.680 --> 01:40:18.260
have fun,

01:40:19.060 --> 01:40:19.460
and,

01:40:19.820 --> 01:40:20.260
you know what,

01:40:20.320 --> 01:40:21.400
I think that's a good note

01:40:21.400 --> 01:40:22.620
to kind of close up on,

01:40:22.660 --> 01:40:23.180
what do you think?

01:40:24.260 --> 01:40:25.060
I think that's good,

01:40:25.140 --> 01:40:26.040
can I give a couple shouts?

01:40:26.260 --> 01:40:27.440
Of course you can,

01:40:27.500 --> 01:40:28.820
the mic is all yours.

01:40:29.580 --> 01:40:29.940
Okay,

01:40:30.300 --> 01:40:31.160
shouts to everybody

01:40:31.160 --> 01:40:32.420
I've ever had contact with

01:40:32.420 --> 01:40:32.940
in the community,

01:40:33.100 --> 01:40:34.400
because everybody has been good,

01:40:34.760 --> 01:40:36.180
everybody I've talked to

01:40:36.180 --> 01:40:37.400
has always been really nice,

01:40:37.540 --> 01:40:37.720
so,

01:40:38.160 --> 01:40:39.600
thank you to all of them,

01:40:39.980 --> 01:40:41.540
big shouts to Logic,

01:40:42.080 --> 01:40:42.700
of course,

01:40:42.820 --> 01:40:43.200
Bland,

01:40:43.340 --> 01:40:43.680
you,

01:40:44.220 --> 01:40:44.900
Mute,

01:40:45.740 --> 01:40:46.540
Archangel,

01:40:46.680 --> 01:40:47.900
who's effing elite,

01:40:48.040 --> 01:40:48.340
man,

01:40:49.000 --> 01:40:49.220
just,

01:40:49.760 --> 01:40:50.440
more,

01:40:50.560 --> 01:40:50.740
you know,

01:40:50.800 --> 01:40:51.280
Nottis,

01:40:51.420 --> 01:40:51.900
Decoder,

01:40:52.160 --> 01:40:53.300
more than I can name,

01:40:53.940 --> 01:40:55.300
you know,

01:40:55.300 --> 01:40:56.000
and especially,

01:40:56.060 --> 01:40:56.940
especially you think,

01:40:57.040 --> 01:40:57.200
so.

01:40:57.440 --> 01:40:57.700
Oh,

01:40:57.760 --> 01:40:57.940
wow,

01:40:58.100 --> 01:40:58.420
please.

01:40:58.720 --> 01:40:59.240
That's it,

01:40:59.320 --> 01:40:59.460
yo,

01:40:59.520 --> 01:41:00.320
and shout to Jackie,

01:41:00.860 --> 01:41:01.200
yeah,

01:41:01.280 --> 01:41:01.500
yo.

01:41:03.960 --> 01:41:04.360
Oh,

01:41:04.360 --> 01:41:05.120
man.

01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:06.520
You give me,

01:41:06.600 --> 01:41:06.860
I'm in Frisco,

01:41:06.980 --> 01:41:07.360
by the way,

01:41:07.400 --> 01:41:07.760
for everybody,

01:41:07.860 --> 01:41:08.660
I'm in San Francisco,

01:41:08.860 --> 01:41:09.020
beautiful,

01:41:09.020 --> 01:41:10.760
looking at Fishman's Wharf

01:41:10.760 --> 01:41:11.280
right now,

01:41:11.860 --> 01:41:12.820
looking at it right now,

01:41:12.860 --> 01:41:13.220
it's beautiful,

01:41:13.360 --> 01:41:13.740
it's gorgeous,

01:41:13.880 --> 01:41:14.560
especially with the buzz.

01:41:14.700 --> 01:41:15.520
Life is good,

01:41:15.840 --> 01:41:17.400
life is very good.

01:41:17.460 --> 01:41:18.940
Life is damn good.

01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:20.120
Alright,

01:41:20.200 --> 01:41:20.400
well,

01:41:20.600 --> 01:41:20.920
now,

01:41:21.320 --> 01:41:21.940
let's see,

01:41:22.220 --> 01:41:23.820
we're saying all these good things,

01:41:23.940 --> 01:41:25.120
but now I'm going to embarrass you

01:41:25.120 --> 01:41:25.800
with the outtakes,

01:41:25.860 --> 01:41:27.180
I'm playing everybody's outtakes too,

01:41:27.320 --> 01:41:27.600
so.

01:41:27.860 --> 01:41:28.140
Oh,

01:41:28.260 --> 01:41:28.760
fuck.

01:41:30.160 --> 01:41:30.520
Actually,

01:41:30.580 --> 01:41:31.600
I don't think I have too much

01:41:31.600 --> 01:41:32.200
on you this time,

01:41:32.300 --> 01:41:32.600
I think that,

01:41:32.680 --> 01:41:33.100
actually,

01:41:33.180 --> 01:41:34.120
all the stuff we have this time

01:41:34.120 --> 01:41:35.680
is just really funny,

01:41:35.860 --> 01:41:36.820
silly stuff,

01:41:36.980 --> 01:41:37.300
again,

01:41:37.380 --> 01:41:38.260
having fun laughing,

01:41:38.860 --> 01:41:39.240
so,

01:41:39.360 --> 01:41:41.000
I guess we're going to close it up,

01:41:41.080 --> 01:41:41.400
again,

01:41:41.520 --> 01:41:42.120
thank you,

01:41:42.580 --> 01:41:42.860
you know,

01:41:42.900 --> 01:41:44.160
not only for the whole,

01:41:44.240 --> 01:41:44.440
you know,

01:41:44.520 --> 01:41:45.680
friendship we've had for the years,

01:41:45.800 --> 01:41:46.800
but for doing RFA,

01:41:47.160 --> 01:41:49.240
and for helping out in projects

01:41:49.240 --> 01:41:50.280
that we've worked on together,

01:41:50.420 --> 01:41:50.540
and,

01:41:50.660 --> 01:41:50.800
you know,

01:41:51.360 --> 01:41:52.120
you're one of the people

01:41:52.120 --> 01:41:54.520
that does get the whole idea

01:41:54.520 --> 01:41:55.400
of it being fun,

01:41:55.460 --> 01:41:56.600
and I'm glad that we actually

01:41:56.600 --> 01:41:58.440
kind of always have seen eye to eye

01:41:58.440 --> 01:41:59.340
and worked together on it,

01:41:59.400 --> 01:41:59.640
so.

01:42:00.580 --> 01:42:01.000
I'm going to,

01:42:01.060 --> 01:42:01.880
getting over-clamped.

01:42:03.200 --> 01:42:03.680
Thank you,

01:42:03.740 --> 01:42:03.940
Stank.

01:42:03.940 --> 01:42:04.580
I'm going to close this,

01:42:04.660 --> 01:42:05.700
I'm going to close it up

01:42:05.700 --> 01:42:06.540
and play your stuff,

01:42:06.720 --> 01:42:06.980
and then,

01:42:07.060 --> 01:42:08.620
and then I think we'll probably

01:42:08.620 --> 01:42:09.760
wrap up the entire show,

01:42:09.920 --> 01:42:10.180
so,

01:42:10.360 --> 01:42:10.880
yeah,

01:42:10.980 --> 01:42:11.520
to everybody,

01:42:11.860 --> 01:42:12.160
you know,

01:42:12.260 --> 01:42:12.580
from,

01:42:13.200 --> 01:42:14.860
all of us from the old RFA days

01:42:14.860 --> 01:42:15.720
and the BinRev days,

01:42:16.060 --> 01:42:16.660
you know,

01:42:16.740 --> 01:42:18.840
thanks for always having fun with it,

01:42:18.840 --> 01:42:20.060
and hopefully keep going.

01:42:22.280 --> 01:42:22.900
All right,

01:42:22.960 --> 01:42:24.040
this is Stank Dog,

01:42:24.220 --> 01:42:25.120
and we're starting off

01:42:25.120 --> 01:42:26.320
Binary Revolution Radio.

01:42:26.520 --> 01:42:26.940
This week,

01:42:26.980 --> 01:42:28.320
we have Decoder and Lucky

01:42:28.320 --> 01:42:29.060
on the show,

01:42:29.480 --> 01:42:30.140
and Decoder,

01:42:30.140 --> 01:42:30.580
actually,

01:42:30.700 --> 01:42:31.900
why don't you start us off

01:42:31.900 --> 01:42:33.100
and give me your impression

01:42:33.100 --> 01:42:34.320
of Lucky 225?

01:42:35.900 --> 01:42:36.720
I'm the fairness.

01:42:37.280 --> 01:42:38.040
I'm the fear.

01:42:39.820 --> 01:42:40.260
Now,

01:42:40.320 --> 01:42:41.200
Lucky 225,

01:42:41.260 --> 01:42:42.200
what do you have to say then?

01:42:42.240 --> 01:42:43.020
Are you really the fairness?

01:42:43.900 --> 01:42:44.200
Yeah,

01:42:44.280 --> 01:42:45.480
I'm such a noob.

01:42:45.480 --> 01:42:51.160
they're going to be so pissed.

01:42:51.160 --> 01:42:51.720
Oh,

01:42:51.720 --> 01:42:51.860
oh,

01:42:51.860 --> 01:42:54.860
man.

01:42:55.280 --> 01:42:55.580
Oh,

01:42:55.640 --> 01:42:56.220
that's funny.

01:42:56.540 --> 01:42:57.360
Did you get that,

01:42:57.420 --> 01:42:57.640
really?

01:42:57.860 --> 01:42:58.160
Yeah.

01:42:59.860 --> 01:43:00.380
And,

01:43:00.480 --> 01:43:01.500
not theory,

01:43:01.620 --> 01:43:02.200
unfortunately,

01:43:02.280 --> 01:43:04.200
I was not able to get in touch with,

01:43:04.280 --> 01:43:04.800
so,

01:43:05.220 --> 01:43:06.280
I guess his punishment

01:43:06.280 --> 01:43:07.800
is going to simply be

01:43:07.800 --> 01:43:09.260
that I'm going to play

01:43:09.260 --> 01:43:10.220
all of the outtakes

01:43:10.220 --> 01:43:11.380
I have of him,

01:43:11.380 --> 01:43:14.380
and these are so funny

01:43:14.380 --> 01:43:16.400
that I just cry myself

01:43:16.400 --> 01:43:17.040
listening to them

01:43:17.040 --> 01:43:18.180
as I try to put them together,

01:43:18.380 --> 01:43:18.600
so,

01:43:18.720 --> 01:43:19.260
not theory.

01:43:19.900 --> 01:43:20.820
I wish I could have got you

01:43:20.820 --> 01:43:21.740
on this final episode

01:43:21.740 --> 01:43:22.280
of the show,

01:43:22.400 --> 01:43:23.440
but I know you're a busy man,

01:43:23.600 --> 01:43:24.860
so we'll just leave the listeners

01:43:24.860 --> 01:43:25.860
with some of your

01:43:25.860 --> 01:43:27.780
best of moments.

01:43:30.360 --> 01:43:30.760
Check,

01:43:30.840 --> 01:43:31.020
check,

01:43:31.100 --> 01:43:31.280
check,

01:43:31.320 --> 01:43:31.480
one,

01:43:31.560 --> 01:43:31.780
two.

01:43:33.360 --> 01:43:33.720
Hi,

01:43:34.120 --> 01:43:34.780
how you doing?

01:43:35.000 --> 01:43:35.260
Hey,

01:43:35.320 --> 01:43:35.560
baby.

01:43:35.620 --> 01:43:36.320
My name's The Fearness.

01:43:36.680 --> 01:43:37.260
The Fearness.

01:43:37.500 --> 01:43:38.320
I'm fearing The Fearness.

01:43:40.100 --> 01:43:40.580
All right.

01:43:41.200 --> 01:43:41.700
I am.

01:43:44.060 --> 01:43:45.360
As I eat my last

01:43:45.360 --> 01:43:46.400
Reese's Peanut Butter Cookie.

01:43:47.960 --> 01:43:48.280
Okay,

01:43:48.320 --> 01:43:49.340
that's definitely no good for me.

01:43:49.360 --> 01:43:50.120
I've got to lean in here

01:43:50.120 --> 01:43:50.560
a little bit,

01:43:51.180 --> 01:43:53.120
because even though

01:43:53.120 --> 01:43:53.580
you're like

01:43:53.580 --> 01:43:55.640
a couple thousand miles away

01:43:55.640 --> 01:43:56.060
in New York,

01:43:56.080 --> 01:43:56.760
I want to be as close

01:43:56.760 --> 01:43:57.400
to you as possible,

01:43:57.400 --> 01:43:58.400
so I like to put my lips

01:43:58.400 --> 01:43:59.640
right on the speakerphone

01:43:59.640 --> 01:44:00.360
while we're recording.

01:44:01.140 --> 01:44:01.340
Oh,

01:44:01.380 --> 01:44:02.000
that's so hot.

01:44:02.060 --> 01:44:02.880
Does that turn you on?

01:44:03.760 --> 01:44:04.040
Uh,

01:44:04.100 --> 01:44:04.640
naturally.

01:44:07.260 --> 01:44:08.380
record.

01:44:08.500 --> 01:44:08.800
All right.

01:44:09.180 --> 01:44:09.780
Sound check,

01:44:09.840 --> 01:44:10.020
one,

01:44:10.120 --> 01:44:10.300
two,

01:44:10.400 --> 01:44:10.580
one,

01:44:10.640 --> 01:44:10.880
two,

01:44:11.000 --> 01:44:12.020
normal speaking voice.

01:44:12.100 --> 01:44:12.440
Okay.

01:44:12.900 --> 01:44:13.880
And how are you doing

01:44:13.880 --> 01:44:14.380
there on the phone?

01:44:14.980 --> 01:44:16.100
I'm doing pretty good.

01:44:16.500 --> 01:44:16.800
Testing,

01:44:16.920 --> 01:44:17.220
testing,

01:44:17.400 --> 01:44:18.480
anal butt sex.

01:44:18.860 --> 01:44:19.540
All right.

01:44:20.400 --> 01:44:20.880
Um,

01:44:20.880 --> 01:44:21.860
you're a little high.

01:44:21.940 --> 01:44:22.720
Let me move this up

01:44:22.720 --> 01:44:23.660
just a bit.

01:44:24.200 --> 01:44:24.400
Oh,

01:44:24.440 --> 01:44:24.640
man,

01:44:24.640 --> 01:44:25.440
speaking of high,

01:44:25.580 --> 01:44:27.060
time to take some pills.

01:44:27.320 --> 01:44:27.600
Uh-oh.

01:44:28.640 --> 01:44:29.120
Um,

01:44:29.120 --> 01:44:29.660
what was that part

01:44:29.660 --> 01:44:30.680
about anal butt sex again?

01:44:30.980 --> 01:44:31.260
Uh,

01:44:31.300 --> 01:44:31.580
you know,

01:44:31.660 --> 01:44:32.240
just fucking

01:44:32.240 --> 01:44:33.900
doing the rinse dance

01:44:33.900 --> 01:44:35.220
in the butt.

01:44:36.400 --> 01:44:36.960
All right.

01:44:36.960 --> 01:44:37.880
Normal voice,

01:44:38.300 --> 01:44:38.920
no laughing,

01:44:39.040 --> 01:44:39.520
no music,

01:44:39.640 --> 01:44:40.020
no singing

01:44:40.020 --> 01:44:41.400
the gummy bears theme song.

01:44:41.440 --> 01:44:41.560
Oh,

01:44:41.640 --> 01:44:42.080
damn it.

01:44:42.080 --> 01:44:42.900
I was just going to do it.

01:44:44.000 --> 01:44:45.740
Use your big boy voice

01:44:45.740 --> 01:44:46.220
consistent.

01:44:46.380 --> 01:44:46.780
Let's go.

01:44:47.860 --> 01:44:48.720
My big boy voice?

01:44:48.840 --> 01:44:48.940
Like,

01:44:49.040 --> 01:44:50.240
the one I use

01:44:50.240 --> 01:44:51.240
when I yell to my mom

01:44:51.240 --> 01:44:52.520
that I didn't poop

01:44:52.520 --> 01:44:52.980
my pants

01:44:52.980 --> 01:44:53.620
with my pull-ups?

01:44:54.180 --> 01:44:54.540
Mommy,

01:44:54.700 --> 01:44:54.980
mommy,

01:44:55.080 --> 01:44:56.380
I went all by myself.

01:44:56.580 --> 01:44:57.220
You come out

01:44:57.220 --> 01:44:58.000
with shit smeared

01:44:58.000 --> 01:44:58.780
down your leg.

01:44:59.940 --> 01:45:01.180
I went all by myself.

01:45:01.300 --> 01:45:02.280
I just went on the couch.

01:45:02.280 --> 01:45:06.120
But you did it

01:45:06.120 --> 01:45:06.940
all by yourself.

01:45:07.060 --> 01:45:07.820
You should be proud.

01:45:08.960 --> 01:45:09.340
Oh,

01:45:09.400 --> 01:45:09.700
man.

01:45:11.000 --> 01:45:11.460
All right.

01:45:11.560 --> 01:45:12.100
Mic check,

01:45:12.180 --> 01:45:12.380
one,

01:45:12.480 --> 01:45:12.620
two,

01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:12.860
one,

01:45:12.960 --> 01:45:13.180
two.

01:45:13.340 --> 01:45:14.440
Chickity check yourself

01:45:14.440 --> 01:45:16.440
before you riggity wreck yourself.

01:45:16.620 --> 01:45:17.940
Not theory on the mic.

01:45:18.040 --> 01:45:19.120
Take it one time.

01:45:19.240 --> 01:45:19.520
Booy!

01:45:20.880 --> 01:45:21.800
Microphone check,

01:45:21.900 --> 01:45:22.220
Micah,

01:45:22.320 --> 01:45:23.580
microphone checker.

01:45:23.640 --> 01:45:23.800
Oh,

01:45:23.960 --> 01:45:24.240
yes,

01:45:24.320 --> 01:45:24.540
sir.

01:45:26.420 --> 01:45:26.980
That's it?

01:45:27.980 --> 01:45:28.560
That's it.

01:45:28.620 --> 01:45:29.160
That's all I got.

01:45:29.160 --> 01:45:30.440
I'm too lazy

01:45:30.440 --> 01:45:31.060
to keep rapping.

01:45:31.260 --> 01:45:31.800
God damn it,

01:45:31.820 --> 01:45:32.220
I'm white.

01:45:36.200 --> 01:45:38.280
What was that?

01:45:39.360 --> 01:45:39.580
Huh?

01:45:39.720 --> 01:45:39.900
What?

01:45:40.140 --> 01:45:40.360
Nothing.

01:45:40.680 --> 01:45:40.900
Yeah.

01:45:41.880 --> 01:45:42.160
Oh,

01:45:42.560 --> 01:45:46.500
I'm damn sexy.

01:45:48.160 --> 01:45:49.500
Get in my belly!

01:45:50.880 --> 01:45:52.120
You're too sexy.

01:45:53.000 --> 01:45:53.940
I'm too sexy

01:45:53.940 --> 01:45:54.660
for my shorts.

01:45:54.760 --> 01:45:55.320
I know that.

01:45:55.440 --> 01:45:55.960
Too sexy

01:45:55.960 --> 01:45:56.920
for your kilt.

01:45:56.920 --> 01:45:59.800
I'll eat you,

01:45:59.920 --> 01:46:00.380
baby.

01:46:00.860 --> 01:46:02.260
I do the worst accents.

01:46:04.000 --> 01:46:04.560
You know,

01:46:04.660 --> 01:46:06.360
I do so many crappy accents

01:46:06.360 --> 01:46:06.940
on the show,

01:46:07.060 --> 01:46:08.300
but they all suck.

01:46:09.480 --> 01:46:12.040
But the funny thing about it

01:46:12.040 --> 01:46:13.460
is that I keep doing them anyway

01:46:13.460 --> 01:46:14.260
even though I know

01:46:14.260 --> 01:46:15.140
that they suck.

01:46:16.000 --> 01:46:16.960
It doesn't stop me

01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:17.640
from going again.

01:46:17.780 --> 01:46:18.920
I'm like those people

01:46:18.920 --> 01:46:19.580
on American Idol

01:46:19.580 --> 01:46:21.100
that think they actually can sing

01:46:21.100 --> 01:46:22.260
and they just keep going back.

01:46:22.280 --> 01:46:22.700
But there's a determination

01:46:22.700 --> 01:46:24.280
to be a perpetual noob.

01:46:24.280 --> 01:46:25.200
Well,

01:46:25.480 --> 01:46:25.820
you know,

01:46:25.960 --> 01:46:26.600
what are you going to do?

01:46:26.660 --> 01:46:27.420
Sometimes you have to

01:46:27.420 --> 01:46:29.060
do what comes natural.

01:46:29.680 --> 01:46:30.780
Sometimes you feel like a noob.

01:46:31.040 --> 01:46:31.540
Sometimes you don't.

01:46:31.540 --> 01:46:32.120
Sometimes you don't.

01:46:32.740 --> 01:46:33.840
We've got to use that slogan.

01:46:34.240 --> 01:46:35.220
We've got to use that slogan

01:46:35.220 --> 01:46:36.540
for some upcoming show.

01:46:37.220 --> 01:46:38.840
Sometimes you feel like a noob.

01:46:38.880 --> 01:46:39.360
Boom, boom.

01:46:39.540 --> 01:46:40.460
Sometimes you don't.

01:46:42.240 --> 01:46:42.600
Oh,

01:46:42.740 --> 01:46:42.940
dude,

01:46:43.000 --> 01:46:44.860
we have so got to use that.

01:46:45.320 --> 01:46:46.160
We want to use that

01:46:46.160 --> 01:46:46.840
for Freak Factor?

01:46:47.400 --> 01:46:47.800
Is that,

01:46:47.900 --> 01:46:48.080
wait,

01:46:48.140 --> 01:46:49.120
is that going to be an outtake?

01:46:49.180 --> 01:46:49.280
Oh,

01:46:49.300 --> 01:46:50.300
you want to use it as for,

01:46:50.380 --> 01:46:50.680
oh,

01:46:50.680 --> 01:46:51.020
yeah,

01:46:51.140 --> 01:46:51.320
you know,

01:46:51.380 --> 01:46:52.200
that might make a good,

01:46:52.200 --> 01:46:52.920
wouldn't it?

01:46:54.460 --> 01:46:55.040
You know what?

01:46:55.080 --> 01:46:56.100
I may be able to get somebody

01:46:56.100 --> 01:46:56.820
to sing it for me.

01:46:57.600 --> 01:46:57.920
No,

01:46:58.000 --> 01:46:58.880
it has to be us.

01:46:59.540 --> 01:47:00.560
It has to be too bad.

01:47:00.560 --> 01:47:01.680
It has to be bad singers.

01:47:02.680 --> 01:47:04.060
Sometimes you feel like a noob.

01:47:04.400 --> 01:47:05.760
Sometimes you don't.

01:47:06.180 --> 01:47:07.520
Freak Factor's got nuts.

01:47:08.900 --> 01:47:09.820
Sometimes you don't.

01:47:09.880 --> 01:47:10.800
I don't know what the fuck.

01:47:11.220 --> 01:47:11.600
I don't know.

01:47:11.660 --> 01:47:12.320
I think it's something.

01:47:12.700 --> 01:47:12.900
Oh,

01:47:12.900 --> 01:47:13.700
he goes big.

01:47:13.820 --> 01:47:14.000
Yeah,

01:47:14.080 --> 01:47:14.260
yeah,

01:47:14.260 --> 01:47:14.400
yeah.

01:47:15.400 --> 01:47:15.720
Well,

01:47:15.760 --> 01:47:16.560
I think they suck.

01:47:17.100 --> 01:47:17.360
Well,

01:47:17.420 --> 01:47:18.560
I think they suck too.

01:47:18.560 --> 01:47:20.780
So,

01:47:20.780 --> 01:47:22.020
yeah,

01:47:22.140 --> 01:47:23.220
me and a bunch of my buddies

01:47:23.220 --> 01:47:23.860
are hanging out.

01:47:25.020 --> 01:47:25.860
We had gone out drinking,

01:47:25.960 --> 01:47:26.180
whatever.

01:47:26.440 --> 01:47:27.980
We're staying over at this kid's place

01:47:27.980 --> 01:47:28.980
and sleeping on the couch,

01:47:29.060 --> 01:47:29.300
whatever.

01:47:29.720 --> 01:47:30.740
Right before we go to sleep,

01:47:31.400 --> 01:47:33.200
kid decides he's going to take

01:47:33.200 --> 01:47:33.580
this big,

01:47:33.740 --> 01:47:34.160
nasty,

01:47:34.240 --> 01:47:34.460
like,

01:47:34.560 --> 01:47:35.680
post-bar dump.

01:47:35.840 --> 01:47:36.660
It was gross.

01:47:37.260 --> 01:47:39.020
It dumped so bad.

01:47:39.400 --> 01:47:41.100
But I don't know why he decided this,

01:47:41.140 --> 01:47:42.580
but he decided he wasn't going to flush.

01:47:43.600 --> 01:47:44.340
Of course not.

01:47:44.420 --> 01:47:45.080
That's a trophy.

01:47:46.080 --> 01:47:46.480
Oh,

01:47:46.480 --> 01:47:46.840
man.

01:47:47.000 --> 01:47:47.160
So,

01:47:47.600 --> 01:47:48.660
whatever.

01:47:48.840 --> 01:47:49.500
In the middle of the night,

01:47:49.560 --> 01:47:50.680
I got to get up and take a piss

01:47:50.680 --> 01:47:51.320
because I'm like,

01:47:51.440 --> 01:47:51.760
you know,

01:47:52.200 --> 01:47:53.520
I had like eight million beers.

01:47:54.020 --> 01:47:54.380
Oh,

01:47:54.460 --> 01:47:54.740
whatever.

01:47:55.420 --> 01:47:55.780
So,

01:47:55.880 --> 01:47:56.780
I open up the,

01:47:56.780 --> 01:47:58.680
the toilet

01:47:58.680 --> 01:47:59.880
and there is this fucking,

01:48:00.080 --> 01:48:00.360
like,

01:48:01.220 --> 01:48:01.520
his,

01:48:01.760 --> 01:48:03.920
the crap must have been loose

01:48:03.920 --> 01:48:05.020
and nasty

01:48:05.020 --> 01:48:06.440
because it was this big

01:48:06.440 --> 01:48:07.940
turd pancake.

01:48:08.220 --> 01:48:09.300
It looked like

01:48:09.300 --> 01:48:10.780
the skin on top of,

01:48:10.820 --> 01:48:11.040
like,

01:48:11.160 --> 01:48:11.820
chocolate pudding

01:48:11.820 --> 01:48:12.760
when you let it sit there

01:48:12.760 --> 01:48:13.620
for a long time.

01:48:13.620 --> 01:48:16.740
but just bumpy and foul.

01:48:16.940 --> 01:48:17.800
It was so gross.

01:48:18.240 --> 01:48:18.980
But I was like,

01:48:19.060 --> 01:48:19.260
fuck,

01:48:19.300 --> 01:48:20.320
I don't want to flush this

01:48:20.320 --> 01:48:21.300
and then wait for it to refill,

01:48:21.420 --> 01:48:21.600
whatever.

01:48:21.660 --> 01:48:21.780
So,

01:48:21.840 --> 01:48:22.700
I just had to take a piss,

01:48:22.760 --> 01:48:22.940
like,

01:48:23.080 --> 01:48:23.480
through it,

01:48:23.540 --> 01:48:23.760
like,

01:48:23.820 --> 01:48:24.840
I'm some type of fucking,

01:48:25.620 --> 01:48:25.920
like,

01:48:26.140 --> 01:48:26.780
crap ninja.

01:48:28.460 --> 01:48:28.820
So,

01:48:29.860 --> 01:48:30.120
dude,

01:48:30.200 --> 01:48:31.180
as soon as my piss

01:48:31.180 --> 01:48:32.300
stirred up this,

01:48:32.360 --> 01:48:34.080
this fucking ass muck,

01:48:34.380 --> 01:48:38.240
the stench was unbelievable.

01:48:38.480 --> 01:48:40.120
I was like pissing and retching

01:48:40.120 --> 01:48:41.300
at the same time.

01:48:41.560 --> 01:48:42.480
It looked so funny.

01:48:42.480 --> 01:48:42.940
I was doing,

01:48:43.100 --> 01:48:43.160
like,

01:48:43.200 --> 01:48:44.300
the Michael J. Fox,

01:48:44.400 --> 01:48:44.680
like,

01:48:45.020 --> 01:48:45.500
crazy,

01:48:45.640 --> 01:48:45.920
like,

01:48:46.120 --> 01:48:47.060
shaking dance.

01:48:47.160 --> 01:48:47.820
It was awesome.

01:48:49.160 --> 01:48:50.160
Oh my God,

01:48:50.180 --> 01:48:50.920
I can't breathe.

01:48:51.260 --> 01:48:51.940
So you vomit,

01:48:52.420 --> 01:48:53.280
you could have had,

01:48:53.380 --> 01:48:53.460
like,

01:48:53.480 --> 01:48:54.020
a vomit,

01:48:54.260 --> 01:48:54.580
piss,

01:48:54.740 --> 01:48:55.660
old doo-doo

01:48:55.660 --> 01:48:57.360
concoction.

01:48:58.220 --> 01:48:58.480
Oh,

01:48:58.540 --> 01:48:58.760
yeah,

01:48:58.860 --> 01:49:00.440
I stirred up some type

01:49:00.440 --> 01:49:01.820
of a fucking crap demon

01:49:01.820 --> 01:49:03.280
that was just like,

01:49:03.640 --> 01:49:04.100
I don't know,

01:49:04.400 --> 01:49:06.080
silence for a thousand years

01:49:06.080 --> 01:49:07.180
and now it was awakening

01:49:07.180 --> 01:49:08.520
to feed me its wrath.

01:49:09.060 --> 01:49:09.260
Wow.

01:49:09.260 --> 01:49:10.420
And it fucking sure did.

01:49:10.480 --> 01:49:10.620
Oh,

01:49:10.660 --> 01:49:11.800
I thought I was going to die.

01:49:11.900 --> 01:49:12.720
It was so disgusting.

01:49:12.720 --> 01:49:15.760
That's pretty rotten now.

01:49:16.440 --> 01:49:17.140
I gotta say,

01:49:17.200 --> 01:49:18.120
we did the same thing

01:49:18.120 --> 01:49:18.820
some friends and I

01:49:18.820 --> 01:49:19.440
one time

01:49:19.440 --> 01:49:20.980
without the crap,

01:49:21.080 --> 01:49:21.740
just the urine.

01:49:21.900 --> 01:49:24.120
We had a party

01:49:24.120 --> 01:49:25.180
over at our friend's house

01:49:25.180 --> 01:49:25.760
and just

01:49:25.760 --> 01:49:28.060
basically none of us

01:49:28.060 --> 01:49:28.620
flushed

01:49:28.620 --> 01:49:29.900
and we just kept

01:49:29.900 --> 01:49:30.660
pissing in there

01:49:30.660 --> 01:49:31.680
over and over again

01:49:31.680 --> 01:49:32.800
for like the whole weekend

01:49:32.800 --> 01:49:34.180
and I just did this

01:49:34.180 --> 01:49:35.340
again by myself

01:49:35.340 --> 01:49:35.780
recently,

01:49:35.780 --> 01:49:36.240
but

01:49:36.240 --> 01:49:37.640
it's even more fun

01:49:37.640 --> 01:49:38.100
when you do it

01:49:38.100 --> 01:49:38.560
with friends.

01:49:39.920 --> 01:49:41.540
We basically had the,

01:49:41.700 --> 01:49:42.180
we called it

01:49:42.180 --> 01:49:43.300
the communal piss pot

01:49:43.300 --> 01:49:43.960
because we all

01:49:43.960 --> 01:49:44.640
forgot to flush.

01:49:44.720 --> 01:49:45.240
We called it this

01:49:45.240 --> 01:49:45.920
after the fact,

01:49:46.020 --> 01:49:46.220
of course,

01:49:46.280 --> 01:49:46.820
not like in a

01:49:46.820 --> 01:49:47.780
worshiping kind of way

01:49:47.780 --> 01:49:49.080
but after it was

01:49:49.080 --> 01:49:49.940
all over with

01:49:49.940 --> 01:49:51.020
because

01:49:51.020 --> 01:49:52.880
everybody would just

01:49:52.880 --> 01:49:53.260
go in there

01:49:53.260 --> 01:49:53.840
and take a piss

01:49:53.840 --> 01:49:54.720
and just not flush

01:49:54.720 --> 01:49:55.680
basically so you had

01:49:55.680 --> 01:49:56.340
this giant

01:49:56.340 --> 01:49:57.760
piss soup

01:49:57.760 --> 01:49:59.640
and it was just like

01:49:59.640 --> 01:50:00.860
all the different,

01:50:00.920 --> 01:50:01.380
it was actually

01:50:01.380 --> 01:50:02.340
kind of a beautiful thing

01:50:02.340 --> 01:50:02.880
because you had

01:50:02.880 --> 01:50:03.860
black guy piss

01:50:03.860 --> 01:50:05.000
and white guy piss

01:50:05.000 --> 01:50:05.500
and shiny,

01:50:05.820 --> 01:50:06.600
all the piss

01:50:06.600 --> 01:50:07.360
intermingling

01:50:07.360 --> 01:50:08.060
in this great

01:50:08.060 --> 01:50:09.360
melting pot of urine

01:50:09.360 --> 01:50:10.560
and it was really

01:50:10.560 --> 01:50:10.700
I was just thinking

01:50:10.700 --> 01:50:11.220
it's just like

01:50:11.220 --> 01:50:11.740
New York City.

01:50:12.340 --> 01:50:12.740
Exactly,

01:50:12.940 --> 01:50:14.340
exactly like

01:50:14.340 --> 01:50:15.060
New York City

01:50:15.060 --> 01:50:17.280
but you had to like

01:50:17.280 --> 01:50:18.060
I mean really

01:50:18.060 --> 01:50:19.200
seriously your eyes

01:50:19.200 --> 01:50:19.660
would water

01:50:19.660 --> 01:50:20.020
it's like

01:50:20.020 --> 01:50:20.900
the piss would be

01:50:20.900 --> 01:50:21.260
in there

01:50:21.260 --> 01:50:22.300
and it's not a problem

01:50:22.300 --> 01:50:23.260
until that next

01:50:23.260 --> 01:50:24.780
when the next pisser

01:50:24.780 --> 01:50:25.300
comes in

01:50:25.300 --> 01:50:26.200
and stirs it up

01:50:26.200 --> 01:50:27.220
and I swear

01:50:27.220 --> 01:50:28.040
you ever see like

01:50:28.040 --> 01:50:28.960
when you're pumping gas

01:50:28.960 --> 01:50:29.500
and gasoline

01:50:29.500 --> 01:50:30.360
and that little cloud

01:50:30.360 --> 01:50:30.820
comes out

01:50:30.820 --> 01:50:31.540
and like everything's

01:50:31.540 --> 01:50:32.240
kind of shaky

01:50:32.240 --> 01:50:33.200
and blurry

01:50:33.200 --> 01:50:34.280
and you can't quite see it

01:50:34.280 --> 01:50:35.240
it like distracts

01:50:35.240 --> 01:50:36.340
the light

01:50:36.340 --> 01:50:36.680
and stuff

01:50:36.680 --> 01:50:38.000
that's what it does

01:50:38.000 --> 01:50:38.560
when you piss

01:50:38.560 --> 01:50:39.500
in the communal piss pot

01:50:39.500 --> 01:50:40.320
like this cloud

01:50:40.320 --> 01:50:41.000
comes out

01:50:41.000 --> 01:50:42.000
it's like this little

01:50:42.000 --> 01:50:43.260
nuclear mushroom cloud

01:50:43.260 --> 01:50:43.740
and it's like

01:50:43.740 --> 01:50:45.120
you'd knock your head back

01:50:45.120 --> 01:50:46.480
you have to control yourself

01:50:46.480 --> 01:50:47.520
not to piss on the walls

01:50:47.520 --> 01:50:48.300
or fall down

01:50:48.300 --> 01:50:48.980
because it was just

01:50:48.980 --> 01:50:50.180
so fetid

01:50:50.180 --> 01:50:50.780
it was the most

01:50:50.780 --> 01:50:51.960
rancid smell

01:50:51.960 --> 01:50:52.840
ever

01:50:52.840 --> 01:50:53.620
it was just

01:50:53.620 --> 01:50:54.200
foul

01:50:54.200 --> 01:50:57.660
oh that's fucking awesome

01:50:57.660 --> 01:50:58.400
oh yeah

01:50:58.400 --> 01:50:59.800
that was pretty bad stuff

01:50:59.800 --> 01:51:01.120
finally somebody broke down

01:51:01.120 --> 01:51:01.700
and flushed it

01:51:01.700 --> 01:51:02.480
the end

01:51:02.480 --> 01:51:05.080
oh that's no fun

01:51:05.080 --> 01:51:05.780
I know

01:51:05.780 --> 01:51:06.540
see now

01:51:06.540 --> 01:51:08.740
this is the kind of stuff

01:51:08.740 --> 01:51:09.340
that the listeners

01:51:09.340 --> 01:51:10.260
don't get to hear

01:51:10.260 --> 01:51:11.060
we have to save this

01:51:11.060 --> 01:51:11.940
for the outtake show

01:51:11.940 --> 01:51:12.460
because

01:51:12.460 --> 01:51:14.040
this is just

01:51:14.040 --> 01:51:15.240
these are too good

01:51:15.240 --> 01:51:15.740
of stories

01:51:15.740 --> 01:51:17.000
to not ever see

01:51:17.000 --> 01:51:17.660
the light of day

01:51:17.660 --> 01:51:20.700
yeah so I'm telling you

01:51:20.700 --> 01:51:22.080
once I switch to sack free

01:51:22.080 --> 01:51:22.560
I'm just not

01:51:22.560 --> 01:51:23.480
I'm not going back

01:51:23.480 --> 01:51:24.420
everything is so

01:51:24.420 --> 01:51:25.120
free

01:51:25.120 --> 01:51:26.720
oh um

01:51:26.720 --> 01:51:27.500
dude I hear you

01:51:27.500 --> 01:51:28.300
I'm telling you

01:51:28.300 --> 01:51:29.400
I got the same thing

01:51:29.400 --> 01:51:30.560
I ordered like 50 pairs

01:51:30.560 --> 01:51:31.480
I got a friend in Germany

01:51:31.480 --> 01:51:32.200
to mail them to me

01:51:32.200 --> 01:51:33.020
I'm set now

01:51:33.020 --> 01:51:35.280
I think we're

01:51:35.280 --> 01:51:36.480
on the air

01:51:36.480 --> 01:51:39.520
I mean

01:51:39.520 --> 01:51:41.180
a friend had a friend

01:51:41.180 --> 01:51:41.700
in Germany

01:51:41.700 --> 01:51:42.580
and I heard about it

01:51:42.580 --> 01:51:43.220
and it was good

01:51:43.220 --> 01:51:43.660
exactly

01:51:43.660 --> 01:51:44.280
you know what

01:51:44.280 --> 01:51:45.840
yeah what I meant to say

01:51:45.840 --> 01:51:47.120
was I'm going to be

01:51:47.120 --> 01:51:48.740
the US distributor

01:51:48.740 --> 01:51:49.780
so that's why

01:51:49.780 --> 01:51:50.840
I ordered so many

01:51:50.840 --> 01:51:51.760
because

01:51:51.760 --> 01:51:52.500
I don't think

01:51:52.500 --> 01:51:53.140
that's any better

01:51:53.140 --> 01:51:53.620
than saying

01:51:53.620 --> 01:51:54.220
you ordered them

01:51:54.220 --> 01:51:55.560
for personal use

01:51:55.560 --> 01:51:57.040
I was

01:51:57.040 --> 01:51:58.080
I was buying them

01:51:58.080 --> 01:51:58.480
for

01:51:58.480 --> 01:51:59.600
for

01:51:59.600 --> 01:52:01.500
donating to

01:52:01.500 --> 01:52:02.380
Goodwill

01:52:02.380 --> 01:52:03.000
or something

01:52:03.000 --> 01:52:04.400
don't even say

01:52:04.400 --> 01:52:04.820
you were going to

01:52:04.820 --> 01:52:05.480
give them as Christmas

01:52:05.480 --> 01:52:06.340
gifts to your family

01:52:06.340 --> 01:52:07.140
because that's gross

01:52:07.140 --> 01:52:07.740
I was going to

01:52:07.740 --> 01:52:08.160
hand them out

01:52:08.160 --> 01:52:08.940
to the homeless people

01:52:08.940 --> 01:52:09.400
that are on the

01:52:09.400 --> 01:52:09.920
street corners

01:52:09.920 --> 01:52:12.000
so we could have

01:52:12.000 --> 01:52:12.560
a bunch of homeless

01:52:12.560 --> 01:52:13.480
people walking around

01:52:13.480 --> 01:52:14.320
sack free

01:52:14.320 --> 01:52:16.820
oh my god

01:52:16.820 --> 01:52:17.460
that's charity

01:52:17.460 --> 01:52:18.020
right there

01:52:18.020 --> 01:52:19.020
oh yeah

01:52:19.020 --> 01:52:19.480
hey

01:52:19.480 --> 01:52:20.200
we all do

01:52:20.200 --> 01:52:20.920
our little part

01:52:20.920 --> 01:52:21.340
you know

01:52:21.340 --> 01:52:23.400
actually

01:52:23.400 --> 01:52:25.260
all that we just

01:52:25.260 --> 01:52:25.880
said is true

01:52:25.880 --> 01:52:27.120
I do have

01:52:27.120 --> 01:52:27.800
stock and sack

01:52:27.800 --> 01:52:28.020
free

01:52:28.020 --> 01:52:28.520
however

01:52:28.520 --> 01:52:30.480
OMG sacks

01:52:30.480 --> 01:52:31.860
that was the

01:52:31.860 --> 01:52:32.580
greatest ever

01:52:32.580 --> 01:52:34.700
the only

01:52:34.700 --> 01:52:35.300
there's no

01:52:35.300 --> 01:52:36.200
not theory.com

01:52:36.200 --> 01:52:36.560
is there

01:52:36.560 --> 01:52:37.040
I think

01:52:37.040 --> 01:52:37.820
I looked at

01:52:37.820 --> 01:52:38.980
N Theory

01:52:38.980 --> 01:52:39.600
or something like

01:52:39.600 --> 01:52:40.180
that a long time

01:52:40.180 --> 01:52:40.300
ago

01:52:40.300 --> 01:52:40.620
and I think

01:52:40.620 --> 01:52:40.980
it's owned

01:52:40.980 --> 01:52:41.740
by some math

01:52:41.740 --> 01:52:42.200
department

01:52:42.200 --> 01:52:42.700
or some

01:52:42.700 --> 01:52:43.520
number theorist

01:52:43.520 --> 01:52:43.920
group

01:52:43.920 --> 01:52:44.340
or some

01:52:44.340 --> 01:52:44.620
kind of

01:52:44.620 --> 01:52:44.880
nonsense

01:52:44.880 --> 01:52:45.440
like that

01:52:45.440 --> 01:52:46.360
but I don't

01:52:46.360 --> 01:52:46.680
own it

01:52:46.680 --> 01:52:47.600
so go there

01:52:47.600 --> 01:52:48.420
and go crazy

01:52:48.420 --> 01:52:49.440
you're so easily

01:52:49.440 --> 01:52:49.940
owned

01:52:49.940 --> 01:52:51.080
yeah I know

01:52:51.080 --> 01:52:52.580
lame

01:52:52.580 --> 01:52:53.640
L4M3

01:52:53.640 --> 01:52:55.700
L4M3

01:52:55.700 --> 01:52:57.300
how are you

01:52:57.300 --> 01:52:57.540
going to be

01:52:57.540 --> 01:52:58.160
dropping Leet

01:52:58.160 --> 01:52:58.580
like that

01:52:58.580 --> 01:52:58.980
on the show

01:52:58.980 --> 01:52:59.720
you can't spell

01:52:59.720 --> 01:53:00.880
you can't spell

01:53:00.880 --> 01:53:01.180
Leet

01:53:01.180 --> 01:53:02.300
this is the radio

01:53:02.300 --> 01:53:02.780
you have to

01:53:02.780 --> 01:53:03.560
pronounce Leet

01:53:03.560 --> 01:53:04.780
I know you

01:53:04.780 --> 01:53:05.360
can't spell

01:53:05.360 --> 01:53:05.620
Leet

01:53:05.620 --> 01:53:06.080
because that's

01:53:06.080 --> 01:53:06.320
because you're

01:53:06.320 --> 01:53:06.840
from the south

01:53:06.840 --> 01:53:07.460
Leet is spelled

01:53:07.460 --> 01:53:08.260
L-E-E-T

01:53:08.260 --> 01:53:09.080
it's spelled

01:53:09.080 --> 01:53:09.760
1337

01:53:09.760 --> 01:53:11.620
oh shit

01:53:11.620 --> 01:53:12.240
I just got

01:53:12.240 --> 01:53:12.600
owned

01:53:12.600 --> 01:53:13.820
my Yankee ass

01:53:13.820 --> 01:53:17.700
see every time

01:53:17.700 --> 01:53:18.060
I've hit the

01:53:18.060 --> 01:53:18.240
hope

01:53:18.240 --> 01:53:18.640
there's never

01:53:18.640 --> 01:53:19.040
been a hot

01:53:19.040 --> 01:53:19.480
chick there

01:53:19.480 --> 01:53:20.380
so

01:53:20.380 --> 01:53:21.820
well it's a

01:53:21.820 --> 01:53:22.540
hacking conference

01:53:22.540 --> 01:53:22.920
do you really

01:53:22.920 --> 01:53:23.480
expect there

01:53:23.480 --> 01:53:23.900
to be hot

01:53:23.900 --> 01:53:24.240
chicks

01:53:24.240 --> 01:53:25.600
at DEF CON

01:53:25.600 --> 01:53:25.880
there were

01:53:25.880 --> 01:53:26.460
some fucking

01:53:26.460 --> 01:53:27.640
hot chicks

01:53:27.640 --> 01:53:28.180
really

01:53:28.180 --> 01:53:28.460
and they

01:53:28.460 --> 01:53:28.800
didn't have

01:53:28.800 --> 01:53:29.220
fucking

01:53:29.220 --> 01:53:30.440
ear ring

01:53:30.440 --> 01:53:30.880
nose

01:53:30.880 --> 01:53:31.400
piercing

01:53:31.400 --> 01:53:31.860
tongue

01:53:31.860 --> 01:53:32.360
piercing

01:53:32.360 --> 01:53:32.760
nipple

01:53:32.760 --> 01:53:33.240
through the

01:53:33.240 --> 01:53:33.640
toenail

01:53:33.640 --> 01:53:34.100
kind of

01:53:34.100 --> 01:53:34.560
all kinds

01:53:34.560 --> 01:53:35.040
of shit

01:53:35.040 --> 01:53:35.960
tattoo

01:53:35.960 --> 01:53:36.800
some of them

01:53:36.800 --> 01:53:37.680
were just

01:53:37.680 --> 01:53:38.100
fucking

01:53:38.100 --> 01:53:38.520
good looking

01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:38.860
chicks

01:53:38.860 --> 01:53:39.220
there was

01:53:39.220 --> 01:53:39.480
this one

01:53:39.480 --> 01:53:39.640
chick

01:53:39.640 --> 01:53:39.980
was chilling

01:53:39.980 --> 01:53:40.180
out in

01:53:40.180 --> 01:53:40.620
the hot tub

01:53:40.620 --> 01:53:40.900
fucking

01:53:40.900 --> 01:53:41.400
completely

01:53:41.400 --> 01:53:41.760
naked

01:53:41.760 --> 01:53:42.180
she was

01:53:42.180 --> 01:53:42.500
nice

01:53:42.500 --> 01:53:42.800
looking

01:53:42.800 --> 01:53:43.760
damn

01:53:43.760 --> 01:53:45.180
yeah

01:53:45.180 --> 01:53:45.640
see now

01:53:45.640 --> 01:53:45.940
that's what

01:53:45.940 --> 01:53:46.300
I'm talking

01:53:46.300 --> 01:53:46.680
about

01:53:46.680 --> 01:53:47.340
yeah

01:53:47.340 --> 01:53:47.580
and then

01:53:47.580 --> 01:53:48.680
the guys

01:53:48.680 --> 01:53:49.080
who ran

01:53:49.080 --> 01:53:49.460
DEF CON

01:53:49.460 --> 01:53:49.760
they're like

01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:50.060
you gotta

01:53:50.060 --> 01:53:50.340
put your

01:53:50.340 --> 01:53:50.780
clothes on

01:53:50.780 --> 01:53:51.020
I was like

01:53:51.020 --> 01:53:51.240
what are you

01:53:51.240 --> 01:53:51.260
doing

01:53:51.260 --> 01:53:51.740
oh

01:53:51.740 --> 01:53:52.720
fucking

01:53:52.720 --> 01:53:53.760
cock blockers

01:53:53.760 --> 01:53:54.080
man

01:53:54.080 --> 01:53:55.800
that needs

01:53:55.800 --> 01:53:56.160
to happen

01:53:56.160 --> 01:53:56.680
more often

01:53:56.680 --> 01:53:57.220
naked chicks

01:53:57.220 --> 01:53:57.800
in a hot tub

01:53:57.800 --> 01:53:58.180
dude

01:53:58.180 --> 01:53:59.000
yeah

01:53:59.000 --> 01:53:59.440
that's why

01:53:59.440 --> 01:53:59.700
we need

01:53:59.700 --> 01:54:00.140
more of

01:54:00.140 --> 01:54:00.660
in this world

01:54:00.660 --> 01:54:00.940
there would

01:54:00.940 --> 01:54:01.400
be less

01:54:01.400 --> 01:54:02.040
wars

01:54:02.040 --> 01:54:02.800
and less

01:54:02.800 --> 01:54:03.300
problems

01:54:03.300 --> 01:54:03.700
if we

01:54:03.700 --> 01:54:03.940
had

01:54:03.940 --> 01:54:04.300
more

01:54:04.300 --> 01:54:04.940
naked

01:54:04.940 --> 01:54:05.340
chicks

01:54:05.340 --> 01:54:05.560
in

01:54:05.560 --> 01:54:05.860
hot

01:54:05.860 --> 01:54:06.100
tubs

01:54:06.100 --> 01:54:06.340
can I

01:54:06.340 --> 01:54:06.440
get

01:54:06.440 --> 01:54:06.720
an amen

01:54:06.720 --> 01:54:07.620
that is

01:54:07.620 --> 01:54:08.160
precisely

01:54:08.160 --> 01:54:08.580
why I'm

01:54:08.580 --> 01:54:08.900
in the

01:54:08.900 --> 01:54:09.120
scene

01:54:09.120 --> 01:54:09.500
is fucking

01:54:09.500 --> 01:54:09.820
naked

01:54:09.820 --> 01:54:10.120
chicks

01:54:10.120 --> 01:54:10.420
in the

01:54:10.420 --> 01:54:10.620
hot

01:54:10.620 --> 01:54:10.720
tubs

01:54:10.720 --> 01:54:11.820
that's

01:54:11.820 --> 01:54:11.940
what

01:54:11.940 --> 01:54:12.360
Rach used

01:54:12.360 --> 01:54:12.680
to always

01:54:12.680 --> 01:54:12.900
say

01:54:12.900 --> 01:54:13.260
I'm in it

01:54:13.260 --> 01:54:13.520
for the

01:54:13.520 --> 01:54:13.920
chicks

01:54:13.920 --> 01:54:14.780
exactly

01:54:14.780 --> 01:54:15.220
of course

01:54:15.220 --> 01:54:15.580
we're still

01:54:15.580 --> 01:54:16.000
waiting

01:54:16.000 --> 01:54:18.920
now we had

01:54:18.920 --> 01:54:19.380
quite a few

01:54:19.380 --> 01:54:20.220
other co-hosts

01:54:20.220 --> 01:54:21.020
along the way

01:54:21.020 --> 01:54:21.620
who I was

01:54:21.620 --> 01:54:22.200
not able to

01:54:22.200 --> 01:54:22.700
get a hold

01:54:22.700 --> 01:54:23.280
of to do

01:54:23.280 --> 01:54:23.680
recordings

01:54:23.680 --> 01:54:24.080
for this

01:54:24.080 --> 01:54:24.480
final

01:54:24.480 --> 01:54:25.020
anniversary

01:54:25.020 --> 01:54:25.500
episode

01:54:25.500 --> 01:54:26.000
however

01:54:26.000 --> 01:54:27.160
that does

01:54:27.160 --> 01:54:27.580
not make

01:54:27.580 --> 01:54:28.220
them exempt

01:54:28.220 --> 01:54:28.700
from the

01:54:28.700 --> 01:54:29.280
outtakes

01:54:29.280 --> 01:54:29.920
phenomena

01:54:29.920 --> 01:54:31.600
so here's a

01:54:31.600 --> 01:54:32.300
few random

01:54:32.300 --> 01:54:32.940
miscellaneous

01:54:32.940 --> 01:54:33.460
outtakes

01:54:33.460 --> 01:54:34.000
from different

01:54:34.000 --> 01:54:34.600
co-hosts

01:54:34.600 --> 01:54:34.880
that we've

01:54:34.880 --> 01:54:35.440
had over

01:54:35.440 --> 01:54:36.020
the past

01:54:36.020 --> 01:54:36.840
season

01:54:36.840 --> 01:54:40.940
buddy

01:54:40.940 --> 01:54:43.740
hi buddy

01:54:43.740 --> 01:54:45.300
alright

01:54:45.300 --> 01:54:45.760
every time

01:54:45.760 --> 01:54:46.040
you say

01:54:46.040 --> 01:54:46.320
buddy

01:54:46.320 --> 01:54:46.540
you owe

01:54:46.540 --> 01:54:46.740
me a

01:54:46.740 --> 01:54:47.060
dollar

01:54:47.060 --> 01:54:48.060
why

01:54:48.060 --> 01:54:48.440
what are you

01:54:48.440 --> 01:54:48.920
Donald Trump

01:54:48.920 --> 01:54:49.240
you got a

01:54:49.240 --> 01:54:49.840
copyright on

01:54:49.840 --> 01:54:50.480
buddy now

01:54:50.480 --> 01:54:51.780
I just

01:54:51.780 --> 01:54:52.220
filed for

01:54:52.220 --> 01:54:52.600
trademark

01:54:52.600 --> 01:54:53.760
yeah right

01:54:53.760 --> 01:54:54.340
whatever

01:54:54.340 --> 01:54:55.160
it only

01:54:55.160 --> 01:54:55.540
cost me

01:54:55.540 --> 01:54:55.960
four hundred

01:54:55.960 --> 01:54:56.440
dollars

01:54:56.440 --> 01:54:58.400
so you'd

01:54:58.400 --> 01:54:58.720
have to get

01:54:58.720 --> 01:54:59.080
people to

01:54:59.080 --> 01:54:59.460
say buddy

01:54:59.460 --> 01:55:00.060
four hundred

01:55:00.060 --> 01:55:00.680
times

01:55:00.680 --> 01:55:02.640
yeah to

01:55:02.640 --> 01:55:03.200
make the

01:55:03.200 --> 01:55:03.600
money back

01:55:03.600 --> 01:55:03.860
yeah

01:55:03.860 --> 01:55:04.660
what about

01:55:04.660 --> 01:55:05.340
people in

01:55:05.340 --> 01:55:06.220
IRC typing

01:55:06.220 --> 01:55:06.580
the word

01:55:06.580 --> 01:55:07.000
buddy as

01:55:07.000 --> 01:55:07.340
they listen

01:55:07.340 --> 01:55:07.720
to this

01:55:07.720 --> 01:55:08.040
does that

01:55:08.040 --> 01:55:08.280
count

01:55:08.280 --> 01:55:09.200
a quarter

01:55:09.200 --> 01:55:10.380
oh it's

01:55:10.380 --> 01:55:10.660
a quarter

01:55:10.660 --> 01:55:11.120
if you type

01:55:11.120 --> 01:55:11.620
in an IRC

01:55:11.620 --> 01:55:12.060
it's a dollar

01:55:12.060 --> 01:55:12.420
if you say

01:55:12.420 --> 01:55:12.960
it out loud

01:55:12.960 --> 01:55:13.740
yeah

01:55:13.740 --> 01:55:14.300
because when

01:55:14.300 --> 01:55:14.560
you just

01:55:14.560 --> 01:55:14.840
type in

01:55:14.840 --> 01:55:15.100
IRC

01:55:15.100 --> 01:55:15.540
like five

01:55:15.540 --> 01:55:15.980
people hear

01:55:15.980 --> 01:55:16.240
you

01:55:16.240 --> 01:55:17.100
but when

01:55:17.100 --> 01:55:18.720
you say

01:55:18.720 --> 01:55:18.940
it out

01:55:18.940 --> 01:55:19.100
loud

01:55:19.100 --> 01:55:19.300
you know

01:55:19.300 --> 01:55:19.460
a lot

01:55:19.460 --> 01:55:19.680
of people

01:55:19.680 --> 01:55:19.980
can hear

01:55:19.980 --> 01:55:20.240
you

01:55:20.240 --> 01:55:20.720
what if

01:55:20.720 --> 01:55:20.940
I get

01:55:20.940 --> 01:55:21.420
it tattooed

01:55:21.420 --> 01:55:21.640
across

01:55:21.640 --> 01:55:21.840
my

01:55:21.840 --> 01:55:22.240
penis

01:55:22.240 --> 01:55:23.440
free

01:55:23.440 --> 01:55:24.360
free

01:55:24.360 --> 01:55:25.320
yes

01:55:25.320 --> 01:55:25.980
because no

01:55:25.980 --> 01:55:26.280
one's ever

01:55:26.280 --> 01:55:26.620
going to see

01:55:26.620 --> 01:55:26.980
that

01:55:26.980 --> 01:55:27.640
well then

01:55:27.640 --> 01:55:27.940
when I get

01:55:27.940 --> 01:55:28.480
aroused it

01:55:28.480 --> 01:55:29.980
says buddy

01:55:29.980 --> 01:55:33.080
that was a

01:55:33.080 --> 01:55:33.440
long way

01:55:33.440 --> 01:55:33.860
for a bad

01:55:33.860 --> 01:55:34.180
joke

01:55:34.180 --> 01:55:35.220
that was a

01:55:35.220 --> 01:55:35.540
long way

01:55:35.540 --> 01:55:35.880
for a bad

01:55:35.880 --> 01:55:36.200
joke

01:55:36.200 --> 01:55:36.900
I don't

01:55:36.900 --> 01:55:37.100
care

01:55:37.100 --> 01:55:37.400
it's still

01:55:37.400 --> 01:55:37.760
funny to

01:55:37.760 --> 01:55:37.940
me

01:55:37.940 --> 01:55:43.940
hello

01:55:43.940 --> 01:55:45.620
hey there

01:55:45.620 --> 01:55:46.160
buddy

01:55:46.160 --> 01:55:47.060
hey buddy

01:55:47.060 --> 01:55:47.400
let me grab

01:55:47.400 --> 01:55:47.860
some ice tea

01:55:47.860 --> 01:55:48.100
and I'll be

01:55:48.100 --> 01:55:48.360
ready

01:55:48.360 --> 01:55:49.340
alright

01:55:49.340 --> 01:55:49.680
should I

01:55:49.680 --> 01:55:50.040
hang on

01:55:50.040 --> 01:55:50.300
or call

01:55:50.300 --> 01:55:50.600
back

01:55:50.600 --> 01:55:51.240
ok

01:55:51.240 --> 01:55:54.180
what the

01:55:54.180 --> 01:55:54.620
fuck

01:55:54.620 --> 01:55:57.200
did anybody

01:55:57.200 --> 01:55:57.880
understand that

01:55:57.880 --> 01:55:58.200
answer

01:55:58.200 --> 01:55:58.800
was that

01:55:58.800 --> 01:55:59.320
yes hold

01:55:59.320 --> 01:55:59.640
on

01:55:59.640 --> 01:56:00.220
or was

01:56:00.220 --> 01:56:00.380
that

01:56:00.380 --> 01:56:00.800
call

01:56:00.800 --> 01:56:01.160
back

01:56:01.160 --> 01:56:02.700
ok

01:56:02.700 --> 01:56:06.940
I guess

01:56:06.940 --> 01:56:07.260
that means

01:56:07.260 --> 01:56:07.840
call back

01:56:07.840 --> 01:56:08.120
it's like

01:56:08.120 --> 01:56:08.420
an episode

01:56:08.420 --> 01:56:09.120
of clueless

01:56:09.120 --> 01:56:16.400
if you think

01:56:16.400 --> 01:56:16.680
about

01:56:16.680 --> 01:56:17.140
I'm sorry

01:56:17.140 --> 01:56:17.680
steak dog

01:56:17.680 --> 01:56:18.240
I just had

01:56:18.240 --> 01:56:18.720
like three

01:56:18.720 --> 01:56:19.320
phones in my

01:56:19.320 --> 01:56:19.800
house ring

01:56:19.800 --> 01:56:20.140
while I was

01:56:20.140 --> 01:56:20.480
trying to

01:56:20.480 --> 01:56:21.000
deliver this

01:56:21.000 --> 01:56:21.300
rant

01:56:21.300 --> 01:56:21.920
ok

01:56:21.920 --> 01:56:22.600
and so

01:56:22.600 --> 01:56:23.360
I completely

01:56:23.360 --> 01:56:24.700
lost focus

01:56:24.700 --> 01:56:25.360
alright

01:56:25.360 --> 01:56:25.860
let's

01:56:25.860 --> 01:56:26.960
like someone

01:56:26.960 --> 01:56:27.440
called my

01:56:27.440 --> 01:56:27.640
phone

01:56:27.640 --> 01:56:27.900
and it

01:56:27.900 --> 01:56:28.140
started

01:56:28.140 --> 01:56:28.440
beeping

01:56:28.440 --> 01:56:28.800
and then

01:56:28.800 --> 01:56:29.040
my

01:56:29.040 --> 01:56:30.760
I'm sorry

01:56:30.760 --> 01:56:31.020
I'm going

01:56:31.020 --> 01:56:31.200
to have

01:56:31.200 --> 01:56:31.340
to get

01:56:31.340 --> 01:56:31.700
the phone

01:56:31.700 --> 01:56:33.420
go ahead

01:56:33.420 --> 01:56:43.920
this is

01:56:43.920 --> 01:56:44.340
binary

01:56:44.340 --> 01:56:47.600
that's right

01:56:47.600 --> 01:56:48.040
don't you

01:56:48.040 --> 01:56:49.300
forget it

01:56:49.300 --> 01:56:50.640
last

01:56:50.640 --> 01:56:51.420
sound check

01:56:51.420 --> 01:56:51.660
ok

01:56:51.660 --> 01:56:52.640
1212

01:56:52.640 --> 01:56:53.440
no that's

01:56:53.440 --> 01:56:54.020
I'm

01:56:54.020 --> 01:56:54.920
trying a

01:56:54.920 --> 01:56:55.380
different way

01:56:55.380 --> 01:56:55.700
ok

01:56:55.700 --> 01:56:56.700
1212

01:56:56.700 --> 01:56:57.600
I am here

01:56:57.600 --> 01:56:58.100
this is episode

01:56:58.100 --> 01:56:58.720
59

01:56:58.720 --> 01:56:59.340
Jason Scott

01:56:59.340 --> 01:56:59.760
on the phone

01:56:59.760 --> 01:57:00.480
Jason or

01:57:00.480 --> 01:57:01.080
Jay or do

01:57:01.080 --> 01:57:01.620
you care

01:57:01.620 --> 01:57:02.240
just Jason

01:57:02.240 --> 01:57:03.120
whatever people

01:57:03.120 --> 01:57:03.620
want to call

01:57:03.620 --> 01:57:03.840
me

01:57:03.840 --> 01:57:05.060
Jason is fine

01:57:05.060 --> 01:57:05.540
so I can

01:57:05.540 --> 01:57:05.840
say my

01:57:05.840 --> 01:57:06.160
co-host

01:57:06.160 --> 01:57:06.520
today is

01:57:06.520 --> 01:57:07.100
Dickface

01:57:07.100 --> 01:57:08.180
Dickface

01:57:08.180 --> 01:57:08.680
is fine

01:57:08.680 --> 01:57:09.160
Dickface

01:57:09.160 --> 01:57:09.980
Esquire

01:57:09.980 --> 01:57:10.280
because

01:57:10.280 --> 01:57:12.060
practicing law

01:57:12.060 --> 01:57:13.200
oh gotcha

01:57:13.200 --> 01:57:13.920
gotcha

01:57:13.920 --> 01:57:14.600
people are

01:57:14.600 --> 01:57:15.000
like wow

01:57:15.000 --> 01:57:15.340
who's your

01:57:15.340 --> 01:57:15.600
lawyer

01:57:15.600 --> 01:57:15.900
and I'm

01:57:15.900 --> 01:57:16.220
like oh

01:57:16.220 --> 01:57:16.960
Mr. Crowbar

01:57:16.960 --> 01:57:17.220
in your

01:57:17.220 --> 01:57:17.560
face

01:57:17.560 --> 01:57:18.220
Esquire

01:57:18.220 --> 01:57:19.280
you don't

01:57:19.280 --> 01:57:19.480
want to

01:57:19.480 --> 01:57:20.020
talk with

01:57:20.020 --> 01:57:20.660
him

01:57:20.660 --> 01:57:22.420
alright

01:57:22.420 --> 01:57:24.680
I know

01:57:24.680 --> 01:57:24.920
I got

01:57:24.920 --> 01:57:25.380
myself a

01:57:25.380 --> 01:57:25.780
glass of

01:57:25.780 --> 01:57:26.100
water

01:57:26.100 --> 01:57:26.400
I was

01:57:26.400 --> 01:57:26.580
going to

01:57:26.580 --> 01:57:26.940
say you

01:57:26.940 --> 01:57:27.320
got your

01:57:27.320 --> 01:57:27.660
you got

01:57:27.660 --> 01:57:28.000
a bottle

01:57:28.000 --> 01:57:28.420
of beer

01:57:28.420 --> 01:57:29.300
or whatever

01:57:29.300 --> 01:57:30.060
your hookah

01:57:30.060 --> 01:57:30.720
your hookah

01:57:30.720 --> 01:57:30.980
whatever

01:57:30.980 --> 01:57:32.660
I actually

01:57:32.660 --> 01:57:33.000
do have

01:57:33.000 --> 01:57:33.360
a hookah

01:57:33.360 --> 01:57:33.580
here

01:57:33.580 --> 01:57:34.020
actually

01:57:34.020 --> 01:57:34.240
I was

01:57:34.240 --> 01:57:34.380
going to

01:57:34.380 --> 01:57:34.600
say you

01:57:34.600 --> 01:57:34.860
got your

01:57:34.860 --> 01:57:35.100
bong

01:57:35.100 --> 01:57:35.400
ready

01:57:35.400 --> 01:57:36.580
yep

01:57:36.580 --> 01:57:38.480
must have

01:57:38.480 --> 01:57:39.000
necessities

01:57:39.000 --> 01:57:39.500
before we

01:57:39.500 --> 01:57:40.040
start recording

01:57:40.040 --> 01:57:40.460
the show

01:57:40.460 --> 01:57:41.640
yeah we

01:57:41.640 --> 01:57:42.180
actually did

01:57:42.180 --> 01:57:42.820
one show

01:57:42.820 --> 01:57:43.320
where we

01:57:43.320 --> 01:57:44.900
smoke hookah

01:57:44.900 --> 01:57:45.140
through the

01:57:45.140 --> 01:57:45.640
whole show

01:57:45.640 --> 01:57:48.640
okay let's

01:57:48.640 --> 01:57:49.020
see

01:57:49.020 --> 01:57:53.380
okay this is

01:57:53.380 --> 01:57:53.980
hopefully the

01:57:53.980 --> 01:57:54.480
last sound

01:57:54.480 --> 01:57:54.820
check

01:57:54.820 --> 01:57:55.460
blah blah

01:57:55.460 --> 01:57:56.320
stank dog

01:57:56.320 --> 01:57:57.260
episode 62

01:57:57.260 --> 01:57:57.800
fuck me

01:57:57.800 --> 01:57:58.380
fuck me

01:57:58.380 --> 01:57:59.280
and my

01:57:59.280 --> 01:57:59.840
co-host

01:57:59.840 --> 01:58:00.560
on this

01:58:00.560 --> 01:58:00.940
fuck me

01:58:00.940 --> 01:58:01.300
fuck me

01:58:01.300 --> 01:58:01.940
show is

01:58:01.940 --> 01:58:04.420
what up

01:58:04.420 --> 01:58:05.380
yo

01:58:05.380 --> 01:58:06.380
sound check

01:58:06.380 --> 01:58:07.460
test test

01:58:07.460 --> 01:58:08.240
test test

01:58:08.240 --> 01:58:08.580
use your

01:58:08.580 --> 01:58:09.080
normal voice

01:58:09.080 --> 01:58:09.260
that we're

01:58:09.260 --> 01:58:09.460
going to

01:58:09.460 --> 01:58:10.160
record with

01:58:10.160 --> 01:58:11.060
man you know

01:58:11.060 --> 01:58:11.680
what I really

01:58:11.680 --> 01:58:12.500
hate I hate

01:58:12.500 --> 01:58:13.300
it when people

01:58:13.300 --> 01:58:13.700
go up on

01:58:13.700 --> 01:58:14.360
microphones and

01:58:14.360 --> 01:58:14.700
they're like

01:58:14.700 --> 01:58:15.480
test test

01:58:15.480 --> 01:58:16.240
I think I'm

01:58:16.240 --> 01:58:16.360
going to

01:58:16.360 --> 01:58:17.100
fucking copyright

01:58:17.100 --> 01:58:17.440
that

01:58:17.440 --> 01:58:18.480
what test

01:58:18.480 --> 01:58:18.880
test

01:58:18.880 --> 01:58:19.580
yeah or

01:58:19.580 --> 01:58:20.000
like check

01:58:20.000 --> 01:58:20.400
one two

01:58:20.400 --> 01:58:21.420
no so you

01:58:21.420 --> 01:58:22.280
gotta check

01:58:22.280 --> 01:58:22.840
like dos

01:58:22.840 --> 01:58:23.400
effects you

01:58:23.400 --> 01:58:23.860
gotta say

01:58:23.860 --> 01:58:24.700
microphone

01:58:24.700 --> 01:58:25.560
check mic

01:58:25.560 --> 01:58:26.180
on microphone

01:58:26.180 --> 01:58:26.920
checker

01:58:26.920 --> 01:58:27.720
one two

01:58:27.720 --> 01:58:28.420
checker

01:58:28.420 --> 01:58:29.240
one two

01:58:29.240 --> 01:58:30.380
checker

01:58:30.380 --> 01:58:32.380
see

01:58:32.380 --> 01:58:33.120
gotta do it

01:58:33.120 --> 01:58:33.640
old school

01:58:33.640 --> 01:58:34.300
style

01:58:34.300 --> 01:58:36.120
check yourself

01:58:36.120 --> 01:58:36.760
before you

01:58:36.760 --> 01:58:37.420
riggity wreck

01:58:37.420 --> 01:58:38.220
yourself

01:58:38.220 --> 01:58:39.500
gotta do

01:58:39.500 --> 01:58:40.780
the old school

01:58:40.780 --> 01:58:41.400
mic check

01:58:41.400 --> 01:58:42.800
yeah

01:58:42.800 --> 01:58:44.540
I think

01:58:44.540 --> 01:58:45.140
that's before

01:58:45.140 --> 01:58:45.540
my time

01:58:45.540 --> 01:58:45.800
staying

01:58:45.800 --> 01:58:46.220
I'm sorry

01:58:46.220 --> 01:58:48.080
oh you're

01:58:48.080 --> 01:58:48.500
a youngin

01:58:48.500 --> 01:58:49.680
are you making

01:58:49.680 --> 01:58:50.080
fun of my

01:58:50.080 --> 01:58:50.600
birthday being

01:58:50.600 --> 01:58:50.900
today

01:58:50.900 --> 01:58:51.920
yeah I was

01:58:51.920 --> 01:58:52.240
I was gonna

01:58:52.240 --> 01:58:52.760
mention it on

01:58:52.760 --> 01:58:53.060
the show

01:58:53.060 --> 01:58:53.300
but

01:58:53.300 --> 01:58:54.040
yeah

01:58:54.040 --> 01:58:56.400
yeah let's

01:58:56.400 --> 01:58:56.840
not give

01:58:56.840 --> 01:58:57.060
them

01:58:57.060 --> 01:58:58.000
ah fuck

01:58:58.000 --> 01:58:58.220
it who

01:58:58.220 --> 01:58:58.460
cares

01:58:58.460 --> 01:58:58.760
I don't

01:58:58.760 --> 01:58:59.040
know

01:58:59.040 --> 01:59:01.720
hey what

01:59:01.720 --> 01:59:02.200
about me and

01:59:02.200 --> 01:59:02.720
my outtakes

01:59:02.720 --> 01:59:03.040
though

01:59:03.040 --> 01:59:04.920
you love

01:59:04.920 --> 01:59:05.520
your outtakes

01:59:05.520 --> 01:59:06.020
what's wrong

01:59:06.020 --> 01:59:06.540
with outtakes

01:59:06.540 --> 01:59:06.980
it makes a

01:59:06.980 --> 01:59:07.520
funny show

01:59:07.520 --> 01:59:08.500
you love me

01:59:08.500 --> 01:59:09.260
some outtakes

01:59:09.260 --> 01:59:10.200
I love me

01:59:10.200 --> 01:59:10.940
some outtakes

01:59:10.940 --> 01:59:12.640
the audience

01:59:12.640 --> 01:59:13.080
loves the

01:59:13.080 --> 01:59:13.260
outtakes

01:59:13.260 --> 01:59:13.580
they like

01:59:13.580 --> 01:59:14.240
well first of

01:59:14.240 --> 01:59:15.020
all I make

01:59:15.020 --> 01:59:15.520
a fool out of

01:59:15.520 --> 01:59:16.240
myself anyway

01:59:16.240 --> 01:59:17.200
without being

01:59:17.200 --> 01:59:18.240
like outtakes

01:59:18.240 --> 01:59:19.060
just my normal

01:59:19.060 --> 01:59:19.620
shows

01:59:19.620 --> 01:59:20.960
you know

01:59:20.960 --> 01:59:21.500
so

01:59:21.500 --> 01:59:22.860
I have to

01:59:22.860 --> 01:59:23.420
have outtakes

01:59:23.420 --> 01:59:23.900
to show that

01:59:23.900 --> 01:59:24.480
everybody else

01:59:24.480 --> 01:59:25.440
messes up

01:59:25.440 --> 01:59:25.800
too

01:59:25.800 --> 01:59:27.700
I like them

01:59:27.700 --> 01:59:28.040
I think they're

01:59:28.040 --> 01:59:28.340
funny

01:59:28.340 --> 01:59:29.120
yeah I gotta

01:59:29.120 --> 01:59:29.460
have a

01:59:29.460 --> 01:59:30.080
you know you

01:59:30.080 --> 01:59:30.440
gotta have the

01:59:30.440 --> 01:59:31.100
traditional clip

01:59:31.100 --> 01:59:31.640
show I mean

01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:32.720
different strokes

01:59:32.720 --> 01:59:33.120
did it

01:59:33.120 --> 01:59:33.700
the facts of

01:59:33.700 --> 01:59:34.460
life did it

01:59:34.460 --> 01:59:34.760
you know

01:59:34.760 --> 01:59:35.380
saved by the

01:59:35.380 --> 01:59:36.100
bell did it

01:59:36.100 --> 01:59:36.560
like every

01:59:36.560 --> 01:59:37.500
sitcom ever

01:59:37.500 --> 01:59:38.420
invented did it

01:59:38.420 --> 01:59:39.240
even punky

01:59:39.240 --> 01:59:39.840
brewster had a

01:59:39.840 --> 01:59:40.260
clip show

01:59:40.260 --> 01:59:40.560
I mean you

01:59:40.560 --> 01:59:40.940
don't want to

01:59:40.940 --> 01:59:41.780
you know we

01:59:41.780 --> 01:59:42.360
gotta do what

01:59:42.360 --> 01:59:42.800
all the other

01:59:42.800 --> 01:59:43.580
shows do

01:59:43.580 --> 01:59:44.360
wow the only

01:59:44.360 --> 01:59:44.880
show I knew

01:59:44.880 --> 01:59:45.320
you were talking

01:59:45.320 --> 01:59:45.780
about was

01:59:45.780 --> 01:59:46.280
saved by the

01:59:46.280 --> 01:59:46.520
bell

01:59:46.520 --> 01:59:48.600
oh man am I

01:59:48.600 --> 01:59:49.660
old dude

01:59:49.660 --> 01:59:51.460
holy crap I'm

01:59:51.460 --> 01:59:51.700
old

01:59:51.700 --> 01:59:53.080
I was purposely

01:59:53.080 --> 01:59:53.640
trying to come

01:59:53.640 --> 01:59:54.000
up I'm like

01:59:54.000 --> 01:59:54.460
okay what did

01:59:54.460 --> 01:59:54.840
that watch

01:59:54.840 --> 01:59:55.340
what about my

01:59:55.340 --> 01:59:55.920
two dads

01:59:55.920 --> 01:59:56.340
do you remember

01:59:56.340 --> 01:59:56.760
that one

01:59:56.760 --> 01:59:57.220
I remember

01:59:57.220 --> 01:59:57.500
that one

01:59:57.500 --> 01:59:57.940
oh that was

01:59:57.940 --> 01:59:58.480
cutting edge

01:59:58.480 --> 01:59:59.120
TV in the

01:59:59.120 --> 01:59:59.580
day

01:59:59.580 --> 02:00:01.600
a chick living

02:00:01.600 --> 02:00:02.160
with her two

02:00:02.160 --> 02:00:02.960
fathers yeah

02:00:02.960 --> 02:00:03.540
figured that out

02:00:03.540 --> 02:00:03.980
but they weren't

02:00:03.980 --> 02:00:04.220
gay

02:00:04.220 --> 02:00:05.460
I was nine by

02:00:05.460 --> 02:00:05.920
the end of the

02:00:05.920 --> 02:00:06.520
80s I was

02:00:06.520 --> 02:00:06.860
happy

02:00:06.860 --> 02:00:09.140
I don't

02:00:09.140 --> 02:00:09.620
remember much

02:00:09.620 --> 02:00:10.140
of them

02:00:10.140 --> 02:00:11.360
oh man

02:00:11.360 --> 02:00:14.220
oh yeah

02:00:14.220 --> 02:00:15.520
gotta love the

02:00:15.520 --> 02:00:16.060
outtakes

02:00:16.060 --> 02:00:21.540
check one two

02:00:21.540 --> 02:00:22.340
one two

02:00:22.340 --> 02:00:24.540
whoa snap

02:00:24.540 --> 02:00:27.240
holy crap that

02:00:27.240 --> 02:00:27.800
was loud

02:00:27.800 --> 02:00:30.900
and it's gonna

02:00:30.900 --> 02:00:31.200
be

02:00:31.200 --> 02:00:31.620
I'm drinking

02:00:31.620 --> 02:00:32.120
a beer right

02:00:32.120 --> 02:00:32.540
now

02:00:32.540 --> 02:00:34.080
oh wow

02:00:34.080 --> 02:00:36.080
I figured I'd

02:00:36.080 --> 02:00:36.500
have some

02:00:36.500 --> 02:00:37.220
pre-show

02:00:37.220 --> 02:00:37.880
warm up

02:00:37.880 --> 02:00:40.460
wait a minute

02:00:40.460 --> 02:00:41.340
see I'm not

02:00:41.340 --> 02:00:41.800
sure how to

02:00:41.800 --> 02:00:42.200
take that are

02:00:42.200 --> 02:00:42.660
you telling me

02:00:42.660 --> 02:00:43.100
that you have

02:00:43.100 --> 02:00:43.600
to drink a

02:00:43.600 --> 02:00:44.080
beer do you

02:00:44.080 --> 02:00:44.420
have to get

02:00:44.420 --> 02:00:44.960
drunk to be

02:00:44.960 --> 02:00:45.860
able to take

02:00:45.860 --> 02:00:46.900
the torture of

02:00:46.900 --> 02:00:47.400
doing binary

02:00:47.400 --> 02:00:48.460
revolution radio

02:00:48.460 --> 02:00:50.900
no this is for

02:00:50.900 --> 02:00:51.700
geek club radio

02:00:51.700 --> 02:00:52.700
man I gotta be

02:00:52.700 --> 02:00:53.400
loosened for

02:00:53.400 --> 02:00:54.140
tonight

02:00:54.140 --> 02:00:55.220
oh okay I

02:00:55.220 --> 02:00:55.960
gotcha

02:00:55.960 --> 02:01:00.500
no I'm like

02:01:00.500 --> 02:01:01.020
talking to some

02:01:01.020 --> 02:01:01.580
girl right now

02:01:01.580 --> 02:01:02.620
that wants me to

02:01:02.620 --> 02:01:03.140
photograph her

02:01:03.140 --> 02:01:03.520
naked

02:01:03.520 --> 02:01:06.620
oh if I had a

02:01:06.620 --> 02:01:07.220
nickel for every

02:01:07.220 --> 02:01:07.620
time that

02:01:07.620 --> 02:01:07.940
happened

02:01:07.940 --> 02:01:10.080
I'd have like

02:01:10.080 --> 02:01:11.200
25 cents right

02:01:11.200 --> 02:01:11.460
now

02:01:11.460 --> 02:01:14.040
man how long

02:01:14.040 --> 02:01:14.300
are you gonna

02:01:14.300 --> 02:01:14.820
keep milking

02:01:14.820 --> 02:01:15.480
that line

02:01:15.480 --> 02:01:18.500
no it's

02:01:18.500 --> 02:01:19.160
it's true man

02:01:19.160 --> 02:01:19.460
I got a

02:01:19.460 --> 02:01:20.220
photography class

02:01:20.220 --> 02:01:20.660
this semester

02:01:20.660 --> 02:01:21.460
I know but

02:01:21.460 --> 02:01:22.120
come on that's

02:01:22.120 --> 02:01:22.380
an awful

02:01:22.380 --> 02:01:23.440
convenient line

02:01:23.440 --> 02:01:23.840
too

02:01:23.840 --> 02:01:24.780
hey you know

02:01:24.780 --> 02:01:25.460
girls dig it

02:01:25.460 --> 02:01:25.960
too that's

02:01:25.960 --> 02:01:26.420
awesome

02:01:26.420 --> 02:01:27.840
they're just

02:01:27.840 --> 02:01:28.640
like they're

02:01:28.640 --> 02:01:29.140
like oh

02:01:29.140 --> 02:01:29.660
photography

02:01:29.660 --> 02:01:30.120
this girl

02:01:30.120 --> 02:01:30.680
goes oh my

02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:31.100
gosh she's

02:01:31.100 --> 02:01:31.560
like this is

02:01:31.560 --> 02:01:31.960
probably my

02:01:31.960 --> 02:01:32.320
once in a

02:01:32.320 --> 02:01:33.000
lifetime chance

02:01:33.000 --> 02:01:34.220
to see myself

02:01:34.220 --> 02:01:34.700
and how I

02:01:34.700 --> 02:01:35.280
look like that

02:01:35.280 --> 02:01:36.020
she's like I

02:01:36.020 --> 02:01:36.720
trust you she's

02:01:36.720 --> 02:01:37.800
like so anytime

02:01:37.800 --> 02:01:38.300
you want to do

02:01:38.300 --> 02:01:38.800
it just let me

02:01:38.800 --> 02:01:39.080
know

02:01:39.080 --> 02:01:40.180
all right

02:01:40.180 --> 02:01:41.180
damn it but

02:01:41.180 --> 02:01:41.680
see the thing

02:01:41.680 --> 02:01:42.880
is what's to

02:01:42.880 --> 02:01:43.480
stop me from

02:01:43.480 --> 02:01:44.040
trying that I

02:01:44.040 --> 02:01:44.340
mean how do

02:01:44.340 --> 02:01:44.980
they prove or

02:01:44.980 --> 02:01:46.300
know that you're

02:01:46.300 --> 02:01:46.680
really in a

02:01:46.680 --> 02:01:47.740
photography class

02:01:47.740 --> 02:01:49.160
for all I

02:01:49.160 --> 02:01:49.640
know you took

02:01:49.640 --> 02:01:50.480
a photography class

02:01:50.480 --> 02:01:51.200
three years ago

02:01:51.200 --> 02:01:51.680
and you're still

02:01:51.680 --> 02:01:52.560
milking it

02:01:52.560 --> 02:01:54.240
yeah you know

02:01:54.240 --> 02:01:55.380
I'm in a

02:01:55.380 --> 02:01:56.220
photography class

02:01:56.220 --> 02:01:56.620
right now

02:01:56.620 --> 02:01:57.800
but I guess I

02:01:57.800 --> 02:01:58.400
don't know how

02:01:58.400 --> 02:01:58.780
they know

02:01:58.780 --> 02:02:00.220
I'm professional

02:02:00.220 --> 02:02:01.580
I'm just a good

02:02:01.580 --> 02:02:02.180
social engineer

02:02:02.180 --> 02:02:02.720
that's all I

02:02:02.720 --> 02:02:03.020
can say

02:02:03.020 --> 02:02:03.920
oh okay

02:02:03.920 --> 02:02:06.600
late I ate

02:02:06.600 --> 02:02:07.360
late lunch

02:02:07.360 --> 02:02:08.920
you said you

02:02:08.920 --> 02:02:09.540
weren't really

02:02:09.540 --> 02:02:09.920
hungry

02:02:09.920 --> 02:02:10.880
oh I wasn't

02:02:10.880 --> 02:02:11.420
really hungry

02:02:11.420 --> 02:02:12.600
but you ate

02:02:12.600 --> 02:02:13.280
a half of a

02:02:13.280 --> 02:02:13.540
pizza

02:02:13.540 --> 02:02:14.400
that's correct

02:02:14.400 --> 02:02:15.140
I ate a half

02:02:15.140 --> 02:02:15.700
of a pizza

02:02:15.700 --> 02:02:16.140
what do you

02:02:16.140 --> 02:02:16.540
eat when you

02:02:16.540 --> 02:02:17.120
are hungry

02:02:17.120 --> 02:02:18.260
well actually

02:02:18.260 --> 02:02:18.860
you know it's

02:02:18.860 --> 02:02:19.480
one of those

02:02:19.480 --> 02:02:20.700
Winn-Dixie type

02:02:20.700 --> 02:02:21.120
pizzas

02:02:21.120 --> 02:02:22.120
those little

02:02:22.120 --> 02:02:23.360
I don't know

02:02:23.360 --> 02:02:23.760
one of those

02:02:23.760 --> 02:02:24.280
little cardboard

02:02:24.280 --> 02:02:24.820
pizzas

02:02:24.820 --> 02:02:25.740
yeah the

02:02:25.740 --> 02:02:25.960
little

02:02:25.960 --> 02:02:26.760
the smaller

02:02:26.760 --> 02:02:27.040
ones

02:02:27.040 --> 02:02:27.380
I guess

02:02:27.380 --> 02:02:27.780
they're like

02:02:27.780 --> 02:02:30.620
all right

02:02:30.620 --> 02:02:31.760
well I think

02:02:31.760 --> 02:02:32.420
that's probably

02:02:32.420 --> 02:02:33.320
enough outtakes

02:02:33.320 --> 02:02:34.300
for this episode

02:02:34.300 --> 02:02:35.100
of the show

02:02:35.100 --> 02:02:36.680
and it's time

02:02:36.680 --> 02:02:37.500
to wrap things

02:02:37.500 --> 02:02:38.060
up here on

02:02:38.060 --> 02:02:39.020
Binary Revolution

02:02:39.020 --> 02:02:40.200
Radio episode

02:02:40.200 --> 02:02:41.420
104

02:02:41.420 --> 02:02:44.540
we have got

02:02:44.540 --> 02:02:45.880
to move on

02:02:45.880 --> 02:02:46.660
with the show

02:02:46.660 --> 02:02:48.880
and that brings

02:02:48.880 --> 02:02:49.620
us to our big

02:02:49.620 --> 02:02:50.340
announcement for

02:02:50.340 --> 02:02:50.900
this episode

02:02:50.900 --> 02:02:51.940
I mentioned

02:02:51.940 --> 02:02:52.640
the previous

02:02:52.640 --> 02:02:53.060
couple of

02:02:53.060 --> 02:02:53.640
episodes that

02:02:53.640 --> 02:02:53.960
there would

02:02:53.960 --> 02:02:54.360
be a big

02:02:54.360 --> 02:02:54.740
announcement

02:02:54.740 --> 02:02:56.440
this episode

02:02:56.440 --> 02:02:57.560
and it is

02:02:57.560 --> 02:02:58.120
time for that

02:02:58.120 --> 02:02:58.580
announcement

02:02:58.580 --> 02:03:00.200
and some of

02:03:00.200 --> 02:03:00.660
you may be

02:03:00.660 --> 02:03:01.160
thinking that

02:03:01.160 --> 02:03:01.700
we're announcing

02:03:01.700 --> 02:03:02.440
that we are

02:03:02.440 --> 02:03:03.560
ending the show

02:03:03.560 --> 02:03:07.040
well we're not

02:03:07.040 --> 02:03:07.900
ending the show

02:03:07.900 --> 02:03:08.980
I'm happy to

02:03:08.980 --> 02:03:10.820
report we are

02:03:10.820 --> 02:03:11.540
going to go

02:03:11.540 --> 02:03:12.220
right into

02:03:12.220 --> 02:03:13.280
season 3 of

02:03:13.280 --> 02:03:14.180
Binary Revolution

02:03:14.180 --> 02:03:14.880
Radio starting

02:03:14.880 --> 02:03:15.600
next week with

02:03:15.600 --> 02:03:16.380
episode number

02:03:16.380 --> 02:03:20.320
105 so for

02:03:20.320 --> 02:03:20.920
those of you

02:03:20.920 --> 02:03:21.640
who wanted

02:03:21.640 --> 02:03:22.640
us to end

02:03:22.640 --> 02:03:23.340
sorry to

02:03:23.340 --> 02:03:23.740
break the

02:03:23.740 --> 02:03:24.200
news to you

02:03:24.200 --> 02:03:24.460
but we're

02:03:24.460 --> 02:03:25.040
going to keep

02:03:25.040 --> 02:03:25.700
trying to move

02:03:25.700 --> 02:03:26.500
forth with it

02:03:26.500 --> 02:03:27.680
however there

02:03:27.680 --> 02:03:28.760
is going to be

02:03:28.760 --> 02:03:29.660
a little bit

02:03:29.660 --> 02:03:31.120
of a change

02:03:31.120 --> 02:03:34.180
you see I do

02:03:34.180 --> 02:03:35.240
not have the

02:03:35.240 --> 02:03:36.380
time to

02:03:36.380 --> 02:03:38.020
continue hosting

02:03:38.020 --> 02:03:39.780
Binary Revolution

02:03:39.780 --> 02:03:40.680
Radio this

02:03:40.680 --> 02:03:41.800
weekly show

02:03:41.800 --> 02:03:43.400
really takes a

02:03:43.400 --> 02:03:44.440
lot of time and

02:03:44.440 --> 02:03:45.480
preparation to do

02:03:45.480 --> 02:03:46.320
it right and to

02:03:46.320 --> 02:03:46.820
do it with the

02:03:46.820 --> 02:03:47.460
format that we

02:03:47.460 --> 02:03:49.220
have and quite

02:03:49.220 --> 02:03:50.520
honestly I have

02:03:50.520 --> 02:03:52.640
just run out of

02:03:52.640 --> 02:03:53.780
time in life I've

02:03:53.780 --> 02:03:54.680
got too many other

02:03:54.680 --> 02:03:55.680
things going on I've

02:03:55.680 --> 02:03:56.420
got some more

02:03:56.420 --> 02:03:57.320
important personal

02:03:57.320 --> 02:03:59.000
things to take care

02:03:59.000 --> 02:04:00.300
of in life so real

02:04:00.300 --> 02:04:01.280
life is taking over

02:04:01.280 --> 02:04:02.660
for me so I am going

02:04:02.660 --> 02:04:03.880
to be unplugging for

02:04:03.880 --> 02:04:05.500
a little while not

02:04:05.500 --> 02:04:06.340
only from the show

02:04:06.340 --> 02:04:07.260
but just from the

02:04:07.260 --> 02:04:08.720
scene in general so

02:04:08.720 --> 02:04:10.920
after after my

02:04:10.920 --> 02:04:11.860
presentation at

02:04:11.860 --> 02:04:14.060
DEF CON July 2005

02:04:14.060 --> 02:04:15.860
I am going to be

02:04:15.860 --> 02:04:16.500
taking a little

02:04:16.500 --> 02:04:17.620
hiatus I don't

02:04:17.620 --> 02:04:18.500
know how long it

02:04:18.500 --> 02:04:20.620
will be but I

02:04:20.620 --> 02:04:21.580
foresee it being for

02:04:21.580 --> 02:04:22.900
a good while I'm

02:04:22.900 --> 02:04:23.680
going to be around

02:04:23.680 --> 02:04:24.500
I'm just going to be

02:04:24.500 --> 02:04:25.480
behind the scenes

02:04:25.480 --> 02:04:26.440
the site will

02:04:26.440 --> 02:04:27.640
continue running the

02:04:27.640 --> 02:04:28.600
forums aren't going

02:04:28.600 --> 02:04:29.700
anywhere we're still

02:04:29.700 --> 02:04:30.100
going to have

02:04:30.100 --> 02:04:31.160
everything is going

02:04:31.160 --> 02:04:32.760
to continue try to

02:04:32.760 --> 02:04:33.720
put out magazines

02:04:33.720 --> 02:04:36.620
etc etc but I've

02:04:36.620 --> 02:04:37.900
just really had enough

02:04:37.900 --> 02:04:39.000
of being in the

02:04:39.000 --> 02:04:39.880
public eye as it

02:04:39.880 --> 02:04:41.940
were started doing

02:04:41.940 --> 02:04:43.360
this show a couple

02:04:43.360 --> 02:04:44.540
years ago and even

02:04:44.540 --> 02:04:45.420
the early episodes

02:04:45.420 --> 02:04:46.160
of Radio Freak

02:04:46.160 --> 02:04:47.320
America we kind of

02:04:47.320 --> 02:04:48.460
referred to when we

02:04:48.460 --> 02:04:49.260
were talking about it

02:04:49.260 --> 02:04:50.480
earlier and we

02:04:50.480 --> 02:04:51.160
started doing this

02:04:51.160 --> 02:04:53.400
show because it was

02:04:53.400 --> 02:04:54.800
fun and it was a

02:04:54.800 --> 02:04:55.900
small group of people

02:04:55.900 --> 02:04:57.540
who had similar

02:04:57.540 --> 02:04:59.000
interests and and

02:04:59.000 --> 02:04:59.720
were having fun

02:04:59.720 --> 02:05:01.660
doing the show and

02:05:01.660 --> 02:05:02.860
and the show grew

02:05:02.860 --> 02:05:04.420
and that's great to a

02:05:04.420 --> 02:05:05.260
certain extent that

02:05:05.260 --> 02:05:06.100
there are more people

02:05:06.100 --> 02:05:06.680
out there that are

02:05:06.680 --> 02:05:07.820
becoming interested in

02:05:07.820 --> 02:05:08.580
the show and listening

02:05:08.580 --> 02:05:10.020
to the show and if

02:05:10.020 --> 02:05:11.040
you're listening to the

02:05:11.040 --> 02:05:11.740
show for the right

02:05:11.740 --> 02:05:12.900
reasons because you are

02:05:12.900 --> 02:05:13.520
interested and you

02:05:13.520 --> 02:05:14.560
genuinely want to

02:05:14.560 --> 02:05:16.260
learn that's great

02:05:16.260 --> 02:05:17.000
and you're more than

02:05:17.000 --> 02:05:18.020
welcome to and

02:05:18.020 --> 02:05:18.740
hopefully we'll

02:05:18.740 --> 02:05:19.640
continue to do that

02:05:19.640 --> 02:05:20.580
I try my best to

02:05:20.580 --> 02:05:22.140
continue to you know

02:05:22.140 --> 02:05:23.100
be accommodating of

02:05:23.100 --> 02:05:24.300
people and and things

02:05:24.300 --> 02:05:25.880
like that but it's

02:05:25.880 --> 02:05:26.700
really starting to

02:05:26.700 --> 02:05:27.480
wear on me lately

02:05:27.480 --> 02:05:28.640
the negativity that's

02:05:28.640 --> 02:05:29.720
come across the scene

02:05:29.720 --> 02:05:31.000
the whole point of

02:05:31.000 --> 02:05:32.120
Binary Revolution was

02:05:32.120 --> 02:05:33.360
to get people together

02:05:33.360 --> 02:05:35.320
and stop being solo

02:05:35.320 --> 02:05:37.740
creatures stop being

02:05:37.740 --> 02:05:39.520
individuals out there

02:05:39.520 --> 02:05:42.320
who are all competing

02:05:42.320 --> 02:05:43.200
with each other and

02:05:43.200 --> 02:05:44.420
fighting with each

02:05:44.420 --> 02:05:45.460
other somehow trying to

02:05:45.460 --> 02:05:46.340
create a name for

02:05:46.340 --> 02:05:47.400
yourself or trying to

02:05:47.400 --> 02:05:49.100
to be famous for lack

02:05:49.100 --> 02:05:49.980
of a better word in the

02:05:49.980 --> 02:05:51.220
hacking scene and it's

02:05:51.220 --> 02:05:53.420
it's just been going on

02:05:53.420 --> 02:05:55.060
for years it's the you

02:05:55.060 --> 02:05:55.960
know it's it's really

02:05:55.960 --> 02:05:56.960
what has destroyed the

02:05:56.960 --> 02:05:58.100
hacking community over

02:05:58.100 --> 02:05:59.760
the past 10 15 plus

02:05:59.760 --> 02:06:01.980
years this elitism where

02:06:01.980 --> 02:06:03.180
everybody wants to

02:06:03.180 --> 02:06:04.320
somehow make a name for

02:06:04.320 --> 02:06:05.220
themselves and they all

02:06:05.220 --> 02:06:06.100
seem to think that the

02:06:06.100 --> 02:06:07.500
way to do that is to

02:06:07.500 --> 02:06:10.340
defame someone else and

02:06:10.340 --> 02:06:11.620
that's really not our

02:06:11.620 --> 02:06:12.660
style here at Binary

02:06:12.660 --> 02:06:14.140
Revolution we kind of

02:06:14.140 --> 02:06:15.120
have been trying to get

02:06:15.120 --> 02:06:16.180
people to understand

02:06:16.180 --> 02:06:18.340
that cooperation and

02:06:18.340 --> 02:06:19.580
working together and

02:06:19.580 --> 02:06:20.600
making friends in the

02:06:20.600 --> 02:06:21.780
community that's the way

02:06:21.780 --> 02:06:23.060
to really excel and to

02:06:23.060 --> 02:06:24.440
learn new things and to

02:06:24.440 --> 02:06:26.380
you know get things

02:06:26.380 --> 02:06:28.200
done that is what

02:06:28.200 --> 02:06:29.700
Binary Revolution is all

02:06:29.700 --> 02:06:30.400
about whether it's

02:06:30.400 --> 02:06:31.800
Binary Revolution Radio

02:06:31.800 --> 02:06:33.480
Binary Revolution Forums

02:06:33.480 --> 02:06:34.400
whether it's Binary

02:06:34.400 --> 02:06:35.720
Revolution the Magazine

02:06:35.720 --> 02:06:37.340
any of the products

02:06:37.340 --> 02:06:38.340
that we put out all the

02:06:38.340 --> 02:06:39.560
stuff we work on is DDP

02:06:39.560 --> 02:06:41.000
it's not about

02:06:41.000 --> 02:06:42.300
individuals I come on

02:06:42.300 --> 02:06:43.660
here all the time on

02:06:43.660 --> 02:06:45.320
the show and I never

02:06:45.320 --> 02:06:47.580
ever ever try or intend

02:06:47.580 --> 02:06:49.480
to say oh well Stank

02:06:49.480 --> 02:06:51.360
Dog did this or so and

02:06:51.360 --> 02:06:53.200
so did that I'm trying to

02:06:53.200 --> 02:06:55.560
get people involved as a

02:06:55.560 --> 02:06:56.860
hacking community I want

02:06:56.860 --> 02:06:58.240
people working together

02:06:58.240 --> 02:07:00.280
if we work together there

02:07:00.280 --> 02:07:02.160
is so much stuff that can

02:07:02.160 --> 02:07:03.460
be accomplished out there

02:07:03.460 --> 02:07:05.960
and as hard as I try it

02:07:05.960 --> 02:07:07.960
seems like every day the

02:07:07.960 --> 02:07:08.920
community seems to be

02:07:08.920 --> 02:07:10.060
fighting harder against

02:07:10.060 --> 02:07:13.100
me to not allow that to

02:07:13.100 --> 02:07:14.220
happen there's just a few

02:07:14.220 --> 02:07:15.320
people out there that are

02:07:15.320 --> 02:07:17.600
very vocally against that

02:07:17.600 --> 02:07:19.300
mindset I don't know why or

02:07:19.300 --> 02:07:20.740
against that idea they

02:07:20.740 --> 02:07:22.020
don't want people to help

02:07:22.020 --> 02:07:23.420
they have this idea that

02:07:23.420 --> 02:07:25.920
they learned the hard way

02:07:25.920 --> 02:07:27.160
and they came up to become

02:07:27.160 --> 02:07:28.300
hackers or they think they

02:07:28.300 --> 02:07:30.440
are anyway because they've

02:07:30.440 --> 02:07:31.560
been around for so long and

02:07:31.560 --> 02:07:32.600
they had to learn it all

02:07:32.600 --> 02:07:33.820
themselves and figure it

02:07:33.820 --> 02:07:34.840
all out look it up and

02:07:34.840 --> 02:07:36.240
they think that the act of

02:07:36.240 --> 02:07:38.920
helping someone somehow is

02:07:38.920 --> 02:07:43.380
is not a justifiable way to

02:07:43.380 --> 02:07:46.300
learn and I mean if we can

02:07:46.300 --> 02:07:47.960
make it easier for people to

02:07:47.960 --> 02:07:49.440
understand hacking and to be

02:07:49.440 --> 02:07:50.540
hard part of the hacking

02:07:50.540 --> 02:07:51.980
community and the real hacking

02:07:51.980 --> 02:07:53.300
community and getting it and

02:07:53.300 --> 02:07:54.860
understanding the right and

02:07:54.860 --> 02:07:56.620
wrong and hacker ethics and all

02:07:56.620 --> 02:07:58.260
that I don't understand how

02:07:58.260 --> 02:07:59.660
helping people can be a bad

02:07:59.660 --> 02:08:04.360
thing so I am just making one

02:08:04.360 --> 02:08:06.720
last plea on my last episode of

02:08:06.720 --> 02:08:08.740
the show here to the hacking

02:08:08.740 --> 02:08:10.680
community is you know even

02:08:10.680 --> 02:08:11.900
though I'm kind of stepping out

02:08:11.900 --> 02:08:13.440
for a little while the hacking

02:08:13.440 --> 02:08:14.840
community is going to be around

02:08:14.840 --> 02:08:17.520
and I hope I really do hope that

02:08:17.520 --> 02:08:20.640
you guys help each other as

02:08:20.640 --> 02:08:22.220
corny as it may sound I really

02:08:22.220 --> 02:08:23.720
hope you try to support each other

02:08:23.720 --> 02:08:25.540
and work together on projects no

02:08:25.540 --> 02:08:27.480
matter how big no matter how small

02:08:27.480 --> 02:08:29.380
get the projects done and let

02:08:29.380 --> 02:08:30.940
the project speak for itself

02:08:30.940 --> 02:08:33.720
stop trying to put other people

02:08:33.720 --> 02:08:35.700
down and bring negativity into

02:08:35.700 --> 02:08:37.080
the community we're all on the

02:08:37.080 --> 02:08:39.060
same team here we're all in the

02:08:39.060 --> 02:08:41.220
same mindset and it's really

02:08:41.220 --> 02:08:44.260
really really really the best way

02:08:44.260 --> 02:08:46.300
to go for the hacking community and

02:08:46.300 --> 02:08:48.140
for us individually to learn and

02:08:48.140 --> 02:08:51.120
grow and to educate people if we all

02:08:51.120 --> 02:08:54.220
work together so that's my closing

02:08:54.220 --> 02:08:56.000
thought I guess for the show I don't

02:08:56.000 --> 02:08:57.400
know that we have a closing thought

02:08:57.400 --> 02:08:59.560
really but I wanted to get that out

02:08:59.560 --> 02:09:01.000
there and I want I do want to

02:09:01.000 --> 02:09:03.080
sincerely and you know I guess the

02:09:03.080 --> 02:09:04.240
show is getting kind of corny we

02:09:04.240 --> 02:09:05.640
have all the jokes and the outtakes

02:09:05.640 --> 02:09:07.980
but I do want to sincerely come out

02:09:07.980 --> 02:09:11.100
and thank every single person that

02:09:11.100 --> 02:09:12.980
listens to Binary Revolution Radio

02:09:12.980 --> 02:09:15.680
we started doing this for the fun of

02:09:15.680 --> 02:09:17.280
it like I said with just a handful of

02:09:17.280 --> 02:09:19.380
people you know and we had you know

02:09:19.380 --> 02:09:20.880
a hundred people download an episode

02:09:20.880 --> 02:09:22.660
we thought it was fantastic a couple

02:09:22.660 --> 02:09:24.800
hundred people as we kind of grew

02:09:24.800 --> 02:09:26.460
for those first few episodes and we

02:09:26.460 --> 02:09:27.620
thought that was just the coolest

02:09:27.620 --> 02:09:30.400
thing because we knew most of these

02:09:30.400 --> 02:09:32.160
people it was a small close-knit

02:09:32.160 --> 02:09:33.920
community where everybody was fairly

02:09:33.920 --> 02:09:36.740
supportive and now there are thousands

02:09:36.740 --> 02:09:38.460
of people listening to the show and

02:09:38.460 --> 02:09:39.600
it's kind of gotten a little bit

02:09:39.600 --> 02:09:42.460
overwhelming and just time for me

02:09:42.460 --> 02:09:44.720
personally to move on but over these

02:09:44.720 --> 02:09:47.080
two years I have met some fantastic

02:09:47.080 --> 02:09:50.520
people so despite the fact that I am

02:09:50.520 --> 02:09:52.360
kind of moving back out of the scene

02:09:52.360 --> 02:09:54.280
for a little bit it's simply because

02:09:54.280 --> 02:09:56.040
I've got real life things to take care

02:09:56.040 --> 02:09:57.300
of and I've just got to take a step

02:09:57.300 --> 02:09:59.960
back and evaluate my standing and what

02:09:59.960 --> 02:10:01.960
it means to me and what my priorities

02:10:01.960 --> 02:10:03.840
in life are and you've heard it in this

02:10:03.840 --> 02:10:05.300
episode of the show and previous ones

02:10:05.300 --> 02:10:06.720
that real life takes precedence it

02:10:06.720 --> 02:10:09.360
always does so I'm going to try to take

02:10:09.360 --> 02:10:11.220
care of some real life stuff myself but

02:10:11.220 --> 02:10:12.800
to everybody out there that's been

02:10:12.800 --> 02:10:15.080
along for the ride whether you've been

02:10:15.080 --> 02:10:17.300
on for the last one or two episodes or

02:10:17.300 --> 02:10:19.140
whether you've been here since the

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early days of Radio Freak America and

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Binary Revolution episode one whether

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you came over from default radio with

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our good friends over there that were

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doing good freaking radio and so many

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shows that I'm so proud of that are on

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DDP hack radio they're great shows out

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there that are just really putting out

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good stuff and doing positive things

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for the community and I'd like to see

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that continue and to each person

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listening thank you because here I am

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some guy on a microphone in front of a

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computer just talking and trying to

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share information and trying to have

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fun and enjoy the hacking scene and I do

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immensely and I always will and I have to

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thank every one of you for allowing me to

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do that there are like I said so many

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people that listen to this show and are

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taking an hour and a half out of every

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day or every week I should say to listen

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to me bitch and complain and moan and

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argue and give my opinions hopefully try to

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educate people enlighten people have fun

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and joke and you're giving me an hour and a

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half out of every week and that's that

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really means a lot to me the simple fact

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that somebody's willing to listen to me

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talk for an hour and a half is very

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humbling and it's you know I couldn't be

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any more appreciative of that fact I

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really really do honestly thank every

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single one of you for making binary

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revolution a success whether it's the

02:11:49.660 --> 02:11:51.900
radio show the forums you know I know

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there's a lot of people that only

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listen to the radio show and they don't

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come out and check out hack TV or they

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don't come to the forums they're just

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listening to the podcast that's great

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too it doesn't matter you know anybody

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that supported us in any way shape or

02:12:05.940 --> 02:12:07.680
form if you're giving a link to us on

02:12:07.680 --> 02:12:09.460
your site thank you for that if you

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listen to the show and you never write

02:12:11.060 --> 02:12:12.980
to us thank you for that if you're a

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listener who writes to us all the time

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via email and participates in the forum

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and those hack TV and all of the products

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we thank each and every one of you if

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you've listened to one show we thank you

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I thank you personally from the bottom of

02:12:26.920 --> 02:12:29.400
my heart and thank you for allowing me

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to come into your living rooms and your

02:12:31.060 --> 02:12:34.400
iPods and your offices and your assorted

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mp3 players and and letting me speak my

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mind so the only other thing that I want

02:12:41.400 --> 02:12:43.980
to mention before I take leave and

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close out the show here is that I want

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to give big big big shouts to my good

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friend decoder who's been going through

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the hardest time of all lately so decoder I

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know you probably can't hear this and

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probably won't hear this for a while but

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when you get out just know that we're

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thinking about you and thank everybody

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that's you know through this whole

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situation everybody's been asking about

02:13:08.520 --> 02:13:09.840
you and worried about you all your

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friends are asking about you and you

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know it was the best thing that we all

02:13:13.800 --> 02:13:16.020
kept everything quiet so that we could

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all you know everything would work out

02:13:18.360 --> 02:13:20.460
for the best for you so hopefully that

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has happened and is going to happen and

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and as soon as we are available to talk

02:13:25.560 --> 02:13:28.020
about that we will do it but decoder you

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know thinking about you we've been

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thinking about you for the last year and

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and hopefully we will hear from you

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personally very very soon I think that

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is going to do it excuse me that is

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going to do it for this episode of

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binary revolution radio two years in the

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books come back next week for episode

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105 the first episode of season three of

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binary revolution radio with your new

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hosts and if you want to find out who

02:13:57.040 --> 02:13:59.040
those hosts are you know that you can

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come back next week same hack time same

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hack channel

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this is dedicated to all the hackers and

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the crackers you know what i'm saying if

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you hear this i want you to bump this

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and do your dirt dog do your dirt you

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could fill a stadium with cats who's and

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shit cracked by radium liquid sky will

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never die before the crackers and the

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hackers life was wacka software we could

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never stack for we were floored by these

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evil whores all the best shit we could never afford

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the internet and mp3 they set us free

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i'm downloading windows and me right now

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off ftp you bitches will never find me

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because i'm everywhere see

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yo dong you got something new hit me off on

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icq i'll help you back and jive i got some top

02:14:49.060 --> 02:14:51.580
notch shit on i drive you shut one site down

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we multiply like a phoenix from a different

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place we rise then you got the squares

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yo dude you're stealing don't you care lol bitch i got a terabyte of wares

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i like my files zip zip or rare i'll download seven hundred segments from a thousand sites

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i'll drink coffee snort speed i'll stay up all night i'll hack the company site and blank and white ghost isps find me please

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please

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dedicated to the hackers and the crackers

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this is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers

02:15:23.100 --> 02:15:25.100
the ones that set us free

02:15:25.100 --> 02:15:27.100
thanks for setting us free

02:15:27.100 --> 02:15:29.100
this is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers

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i see in binary i speak source code

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step on my toes i'll post a million jpegs

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if you're in a fag pose

02:15:36.140 --> 02:15:38.140
in your digital stance getting firewalled ho

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cause i'm riding the net in my six foe

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i was a dick with my 56

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now with my cable i'm able to get that stable

02:15:46.140 --> 02:15:49.180
on the out my name is ace and i'm a leo

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on the digital highway

02:15:51.180 --> 02:15:53.180
my name is neo and i'm a hero

02:15:53.180 --> 02:15:55.180
in a flash i'll screw you on burning dreamcast

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you need some iso

02:15:57.180 --> 02:15:59.180
let me through my hard drive rifle

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our exchange you could never stifle

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and a digital hug

02:16:03.180 --> 02:16:05.180
you just caught the love bug

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i bootlegged your cd

02:16:07.180 --> 02:16:09.180
i caused a fight between un and jay-z

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gonna be free whether we take it by force or we take it nicely

02:16:12.220 --> 02:16:14.220
you feel that rattle in your bones

02:16:14.220 --> 02:16:16.220
when i tell you we just hacked out jones

02:16:16.220 --> 02:16:18.220
and nasdaq leave your pride on your back

02:16:18.220 --> 02:16:20.220
cause i am he who loves to hack and crack

02:16:20.220 --> 02:16:22.220
cause i am he who loves to hack and crack

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this is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers

02:16:26.220 --> 02:16:30.220
serial codes, source codes, isos, rams, sips, sips

02:16:30.220 --> 02:16:34.220
this is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers

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your encryption is primitive egyptian

02:16:37.260 --> 02:16:40.300
i'll do more with a 486 and a plex tour

02:16:40.300 --> 02:16:43.260
we've won when the six billion got athlons

02:16:43.260 --> 02:16:45.260
and we tell each other how to get it on

02:16:45.260 --> 02:16:48.300
cyber armies and the pentagon were storming

02:16:48.300 --> 02:16:50.300
i just found out who killed jfa

02:16:50.300 --> 02:16:52.300
the smoking gun will have it within a day

02:16:52.300 --> 02:16:54.300
all the lies even faster

02:16:54.300 --> 02:16:57.260
go check the name truth on napster

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digital disaster

02:16:58.300 --> 02:17:00.300
the bricks will never find me in this matrix

02:17:00.300 --> 02:17:03.260
a million keyboard voices all named morpheus

02:17:03.260 --> 02:17:06.300
this is dedicated to those who set me free

02:17:06.300 --> 02:17:09.340
gotta buzz, you're always my cuz

02:17:09.340 --> 02:17:11.340
radium, if i could only say to them thanks

02:17:11.340 --> 02:17:13.340
kalisto, you know

02:17:13.340 --> 02:17:15.340
utopia and all my digital dogs

02:17:15.340 --> 02:17:17.340
my net dons, my cyber gangsters

02:17:17.340 --> 02:17:19.340
my wire warriors, my computer comrades

02:17:19.340 --> 02:17:21.340
this is for you

02:17:21.340 --> 02:17:23.340
this is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers

02:17:23.340 --> 02:17:26.380
i wouldn't be able to do shit without y'all man

02:17:26.380 --> 02:17:28.380
i've been sitting in front of my fucking computer

02:17:28.380 --> 02:17:30.380
doing a goddamn thing playing games

02:17:30.380 --> 02:17:32.380
y'all made it possible

02:17:32.380 --> 02:17:34.380
this is dedicated to you

02:17:34.380 --> 02:17:35.420
dedicated to you

02:17:35.420 --> 02:17:37.420
dedicated, this is dedicated to y'all

02:17:37.420 --> 02:17:39.420
dedicated to y'all

02:17:39.420 --> 02:17:41.420
dedicated to y'all

02:17:41.420 --> 02:17:46.460
this is dedicated to the hackers and the crack

02:17:46.460 --> 02:17:48.460
this is dedicated

02:17:48.460 --> 02:17:50.460
this is dedicated

02:17:50.460 --> 02:17:52.460
this is dedicated

02:17:52.460 --> 02:17:53.500
this is dedicated

02:17:53.500 --> 02:17:55.500
this is dedicated

02:17:55.500 --> 02:17:58.540
can't you see me

02:17:58.540 --> 02:18:00.540
dedicated, this is dedicated

02:18:00.540 --> 02:18:02.540
this is dedicated

02:18:02.540 --> 02:18:04.540
to the hackers and the crackers

02:18:04.540 --> 02:18:06.540
this is dedicated

02:18:06.540 --> 02:18:08.540
this is dedicated

02:18:08.540 --> 02:18:09.580
this is dedicated

02:18:09.580 --> 02:18:11.580
this is dedicated

02:18:11.580 --> 02:18:13.580
this is dedicated

02:18:13.580 --> 02:18:14.580
this is dedicated

02:18:14.580 --> 02:18:15.580
to the hackers and the crackers

02:18:15.580 --> 02:18:16.420
this is dedicated

02:18:16.420 --> 02:18:18.580
this is dedicated

02:18:18.580 --> 02:18:20.120
this is dedicated

02:18:20.120 --> 02:18:21.060
uh

02:18:21.060 --> 02:18:22.820
this is dedicated

02:18:22.820 --> 02:18:23.820
uh

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We'll be right back.

02:19:08.540 --> 02:19:38.520
We're right back.

