This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dream packs
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
Your CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
You feel that rattle in your bones?
When I tell you we just packed out Jones
And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers
Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, rants
Hello and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio, episode number 142
For April 4th, 2006. I'm Strom Carlson
And I'm Black Ratchet
And we're not live this evening
Cause technically we're as close to live as you could possibly get
Because it's 9.36 Eastern right now
We are taping the show
We were expecting to be live this evening
However, the DDP hack radio server does not automatically adjust to daylight saving time
So it still thinks it's 8.30
So rather than delay an hour
And because I probably wouldn't end up getting to bed around
Maybe about 1.30
And that would just flat out be annoying
We're going to tape the show
And you're probably going to be updating the podcast around
Midnight Eastern maybe?
Around soon
No, you need to get this up tonight, you know
Yeah, I know, I know
Tonight
Don't worry, it'll be up tonight
I mean
It better be up tonight
Or else I'm going to call the mighty vengeance wrath of Chilithu against you or something
I don't know
I'm vajering
Yes
Vengeance, you know, lightning bolts
You know, people being eaten
It's going to be horrible unless you update the podcast tonight, Strom
Okay, well, I will try and do that as quickly as I possibly can
Alright
I won't be held responsible for what occurs if you don't update the podcast
Okay, well, whatever pestilence and famine may plague me
I'm sure I'm getting it right now with all this horrible rain in Los Angeles
Well, it's actually been
We didn't have horrible rain, I guess you could say
We're having a fair share of rain in Boston
Which was annoying because I had to wait out in the bus today in the middle of pouring rain
That's really the first time I've had to do that
So, it was a hint
It was a hint annoying
Yeah, it rained enough last week
I mean, it's wet and gray and cold and miserable
And much as I'm learning to deal with it
I want my sunshine back, dammit
You're just addicted to the sunshine
Sunshine's overrated
Everyone needs to be cloudy 24-7
Well, hey, I'm addicted to sunshine
But I'm not afraid to admit it
Yes
Actually, I was very happy with the weather in Boston today
It was, I was riding in the Boston
And I looked over the expressway
And I saw all the buildings
But I didn't see the tops of them
And that's personally, that is my personal favorite weather pattern
Where it's just overcast and you can't see the tops of the buildings
And I was just like, oh, it's beautiful
However, it was, it was raining at the time
So it wasn't as, you know, perfect as possible
I need to have it just, you know, 50 degrees and a slight drizzle
But I actually did that later this afternoon, so I'm happy
You are totally mad
Yes, I know, I'm weird
I don't know why
I just came to, I was in college
And I just came to the realization
I was walking down Huntington Avenue
And for those of you who have never been to Boston
Huntington Avenue, if you look down toward one end of it
You see this really tall building called the Prudential Building
It's one of the tallest buildings in Boston
And it was drizzly
It was about 50 degrees
I had my nice spring jacket on
And it was, it was cool, but not too cold
And I looked at the building
And I didn't see the top
And I said, my God
This is the best weather ever
I figure I should, like, move to Seattle or London or something
Yeah, that's, that's the place for you
I can actually see, you know, how this type of weather might be enjoyable
I mean, I, I can get into it
It's different
But after a while, it's, I, I just get depressed
I really need that sunshine
I'm, I'm literally addicted to it
I start getting withdrawal symptoms
Well, yeah, it's, well, you, there, especially there's some, like, some type of, like, mental disorder
Well, I wouldn't call it a mental disorder
But there's some type of known thing where if you don't get enough sunshine, it's bad for you
Or it turns you into depression
They have, like, this little light for you to use
You should talk to your doctor about that
Yeah
Bin-Rab Radio
The doctors are in
Ding
So, uh, yeah
Anyway
Let's, let's actually
Let's talk about housekeeping
Yeah
Housekeeping, you, should we
Should I talk about the new setup we're using in housekeeping, or
Um
Oh, I, I guess
Yeah, let's get this out of the way
Because I'm sure everyone's wondering why I sound like crap
And you, you sound absolutely fantabulous
Well, what, what I'm doing is I'm playing with a new way of recording at least my end
And hopefully Ratchet will start doing this, too, soon enough
Never!
Yeah, you're, you're just gonna be, stay on your Cisco phone for the rest of eternity, aren't you?
Because, because it's Cisco phone, it's just, it's just so good
Oh, it's a great phone, I admit that
But for the radio show, personally, I'm getting sick of listening to telephone quality audio the whole time
And I'm sure a lot of our listeners are, too
So, I'm playing with actually using a soft phone
And it turns out that if I use the soft phone and a desk mic and a headset
I can still actually record in really high quality audio before transmitting off to the network
So, now, on the podcast, you've got me and all my 22.5 kilohertz glory
And me and that wonderful 64 kilobits per second mule
Oh, it's wonderful
Actually, it's 22.05 kilohertz, yeah, so
I'm sure everyone's just sitting on the edge of their seat trying to figure that out
Like T-Oxty is, like, sitting in the chat room, wherever he may be
Going, oh, god, 22.05 kilobits per second, you idiots
Or killers per second
Oh, this is a content-free episode because they're going to take call-ins
But we're not actually going to take call-ins because we're taped
Ha ha
Yeah, ha ha ha
So, oh, by the way, speaking of IRC, what's going on with that?
Oh, let's not get into that
No, let's go
I will breathe the pain
Hold on, let me take a sip of my martini first
It's going to be, like, you know, numb the pain here
Okay
Mmm
Ah, that's some good stuff
So, um
So
For those of you who didn't know, you know, the brief history of the BinRev IRC channel
For the past, I don't know, I'd say year or so
We've been over on Dalnet
For those of you who listen to the IRC show
I probably plugged it a couple of times
It's irc.dalnet-binrev
So, last month, literally, quite literally, on March 1st
We said, okay, you know, Dalnet is annoying
And we've had some issues with them
And people have been disconnecting
And people can't get into a certain, you know, Tor
So we decided
And we also had problems with, like, spam bots
And all kinds of annoying stuff
So
We decided, okay, on March 1st
Let's go move over to Freenode
Now, Freenode is, it, it, we, we, we looked at it
I know, Pound Infonomicon's over there
Um
And we, we decided, hey, you know
They seem to be pretty cool guys
I mean, you know
Infonomicon's over there
Uh, SE2600's over there
Let's go move over there, too
So
You know
March 1st, we decided to move everyone
And we, you know
To, you know, everyone move over to Freenode
And we had some stragglers
And people who stayed over there
But we won't get into that
So everyone moved over to Freenode
And, lo, Freenode was nice
We didn't have to deal with spam bots
I don't think Hound Dog kicked a single person
Hound Dogs are, uh
Resident Bin Rev Bot
I don't think Hound Dog kicked a single person
While we were over there
Um, however, you know
There were some certain issues
Halfway around mid-March
With certain people
I'm not going to name names
You know, they, they, they apologized to me
And it's okay
They were, they were
I wouldn't say they were running exploits
But they were running certain things
That they shouldn't have
And, uh, essentially
I, I guess you could call it
They were, they were doing it
Essentially a drive-by
Of certain IRC channels
And, I mean
Personally, I really can't fault them for it
It, it, it was a hoot
But just, just the way
That, you know
Doing it to random IRC channels
Was just frowned upon
And so
The administrator of Freenode
Whose name was Lilo
Um
Said, you know
Hey, you know
I didn't talk to you
And we talked for a while
And basically he said
Well, you know
You need to talk to these people
Who are doing this
Uh, we, we don't want this
To happen on Freenode
And I told him
I completely understood
And what, what we left it as
Is, um
You know
I'm going to talk to these people
Um, you know
You know
We're not going to get banned
But, you know
Just, just make sure
It doesn't happen again
So, you know
That, that
Wouldn't water under the bridge
Lilo was incredibly cool about it
Thank you, Lilo
In case you ever
Listened to this
Which I don't think you will
Um
Until about
I don't, I don't even know
What it was
It was like
It was the end of March
And
Somebody
Acklet
Um
Who's a complete and total asshole
And very noobish
We won't get into that
Um
Yes, that's right
I'm calling you out
Bring it on
Biatch
And I'm sure I'm going to get
Flooded with IM soon
Um
Noob asshole
I'll say it too
I don't know
I, okay
I assume it was Acklet
I, I, I don't have
The complete story
If it wasn't Acklet
Acklet, I'm sorry
But I'm
I, I, I heard from certain people
I, I
From what I read in the logs
It was you
So
Let's, let's not get into that
Some troll
Decided to spam
I, I don't even know what he spammed
He spammed something to
You know, basically all over Freenode
And
Basically attached our channel name to it
And so
The next day
Lilo came in
And I actually wasn't there
And he talked to Stankdog
And
Um
Basically we were
We were evicted from Freenode
Which
In all honesty
I, I can't fault Lilo for
Because
His viewpoint was
That we were causing
We
While we weren't directly causing havoc
People who were attached to us
Were
So
I mean
I can't
Like I said
I can't fault Lilo on this
This is
You basically gotta put
The good of the many
Over the good of the few
So
We were
We were basically evicted
And we have been scattered
Into the four winds
So
Right now
We
I guess we don't have an official IRC channel
The only thing
Uh
We
We actually set
Teoxys tried to set something up
Over under net
But I
I think that was hacked
Or owned
In some way
Shape or form
And
Someone made an invite only
They write
They wrote a net split in
Or some
Strange nonsense
But
Either way
Uh
We are over on
Dalnet now
Back to Dalnet
Because
Hey
Certain people can't behave
And
You know
Sorry
I gotta ruin it
For certain people
But um
You know
We're moving over to Dalnet
With the bots
And the kicking
And everything else
And actually
Right now
We're trying to still
Coordinate it
And
Currently
We're sitting in the channel
With no ops
So we're very much
An autonomous collective
So if you ever
Want to call me out
And not have to worry
About getting kicked
Now's your time
So yes
That's
That's the
Current
Status
With the IRC channel
So if you want
To come over
Go join over
To Dalnet
And join
Pound Bin Rub
And I
I believe I'm there
I'm not sure
To be honest with you
Well I'm in there
Right now
Last night
Jack
I think I'm in there
But yes
I think
Dalnet
Is
Right now
The
Semi-official
IRC channel
And if we move
Someplace else
Within the immediate future
So be it
So did I explain that
Well
Yeah sounds good to me
Long story short
Dalnet for now
And stay tuned
Yes
We may be moving
Relatively soon
But that's no guarantees
Who knows
We may just stay on Dalnet
Because
Sadly enough
The type of people
We attract
Cause you know
Certain havoc
To be unleashed
Unto the IRC channel
So
For the good of the many
I will stay on Dalnet
And steal with the bots
Yeah and by type
People we attract
We mean
Idiot script kitties
Didn't
Did you do a whole show
On
Not being a kitty
Well
I wouldn't call
These people
Script kitties
I don't even know
What the heck
To call these people
I
I'll just
I call them
Well no
I called them trolls
For a good reason
They were
They were acting
Very trollish
So
Hey
Trolls are trolls
No matter what you can do
I mean
You know
Trolls can't be reformed
Basically
Trolls are the sociopaths
Of the internet
You can't reform a sociopath
And you can't reform a troll
That's true
That's very true
I'm sure I'm going to get flooded
With all kinds of
Strange
Aim spam
And all kinds of crazy stuff now
Well not now
But
Well we should
We should set up like
Hate mail at
Binrev.com
Email
Hate mail
Shall be directed to
Radio at Binrev.com
Or if you want to talk to me
Directly
Black Ratchet
At BlackRatchet.org
Or Orge
Or do whatever I call it
I guess you could always
Send hate mail directly
At me
But
Who could hate you
Strong
Oh everyone loves me
Except when you start
Going on your
Spelling Nazis
Rants
Yes
But
I tend to have
Misanthropic moments
Anyway
So whatever
So
Actually
Just to like
Bring something
Out of the way
This is like
Major housekeeping
Because we're
You know
Reaching way back
Into the closet here
Have you checked out
The Frapper map lately?
I have not
Let me go do that
Right now
Tell me how many people
Are on the Frapper map
And hurry up
So I don't have to
Constantly talk here
Okay
It says 238 members
238
Did you even expect
To us to get
Anywhere close to that?
No
I was expecting
Maybe 30
40 people
Would
On the map
I was actually
Shooting for
I think we were
Shooting for 100
But 238
That's not bad
So
In case
For those
People who are
Just like
Listening now
And are working
Their way backwards
We have something
Called a Frapper map
And basically
If you listen to the show
We're going to ask you
To plot yourself
Onto the map
And
It's actually
Frapper.com
F-A-P-P-R
Slash
Binary Revolution
Radio listeners
But for those of you
Who can't type all that out
F-R-A-P-P-R
Did I say that wrong?
You said F-A-P-P-R
That would be
Frapper.com
I like that
Yeah
Far dirtier
Than just a map
It's
School maps porn
Yeah
Anyway
Either way
It's
TinyURL.com
Slash
8Lima5
Alpha November
So you know
If you're new
And you haven't
Plotted yourself
On the map yet
Or if you're old
And just been lazy
And haven't actually
Done it
Go ahead and do it
And see if we can't
Push ourselves over 300
And in fact
What I'm doing right now
Is I'm going to put
The URL right there
On the same page
On our message board
As all the
Dial-in numbers
For when we're live
What a brilliant idea
And of course
Don't forget
About our map
Our Frapper map
Look at that
We're posting it
Well semi-live
You're hearing it posted
Before you actually
You're seeing it posted
Before you actually
Hear it posted
That's the amazing
Thing of internet radio
Oh yes
Yes
You get to hear me
Post live on BinRev
Isn't that amazing?
I don't know
Technically we have
The call-in numbers
But I don't think
We're going to be
Using those tonight
Because we're not live
Right
Well I guess
If you have a pen
And paper out
And you want to
Write them down
For future reference
Our toll-free number
When we're live
In the US
Is 888-9-BINREV
From outside the US
It's area code
Sorry
Country code
1-213-415-1047
And our UK call-in
Is country code
440845-646-0102
And remember to drop
The O
Off the front of the 845
If you're dialing
From outside the UK
If you're downloading
You know
If you're dialing
From outside the UK
I'm in
Yeah
The O prefix
Is from when you're
Dialing from within the UK
If you're dialing
From outside the UK
You dial
You know
Whatever your
International access code is
And then 4-4
And then just launch
Straight into the 845
I wonder why
They actually just make it
You know
0-845
And not have it
0-845
The 0 is a special
Dialing code
Within the UK
I can't remember
The exact function
But I'll look it up
But supposedly
The 0-845 numbers
Are
Are cheap
Special services numbers
And it only costs
One penny a minute
From within Britain
To call
So that's BT
Standard rate
So if you're listening
Live in the UK
And you want to give us a call
It's only 1p a minute
A 20 minute call
Will only cost you
20 pence
So dial in
What's that like
You know
Two dollars
20 pence
Is like
Maybe
35
40 cents
Oh okay
I don't know
British money
Is so weird
Decimal system
I don't want to
Like you know
15 pence
And a half a crown
British money
Has been the decimal system
Since like
The 60s
Or the 70s
It has?
No it hasn't
Because I remember
Watching Doctor Who
And they're
Making fun of someone
Because they thought
It was the
British monetary system
Was on a
Decimal scale
Maybe the Doctor Who
Episode pre-dated
The decimalization
But I'm fairly sure
I'm pretty sure
It was at least
The late 70s
Early
For those of you
Who are listening
In the UK
Please email us
Radio at binrev.com
And find out
When
Oh I'll just
Look it up
No don't look it up
We'll actually have
A little research project
For our UK listeners
Okay
You know
Just email us
And tell us
When the
And this is only
For UK listeners
None of you Americans
Tell us
Tell us when
The UK monetary system
Went decimal
And also
For
Write a
Small treatise
On why
They should not
Go to the euro
That'd be a treatise
Not a treatise
Treatise
Whatever
Treatise
All right
Do you want to
Go into email
Before I start
Mispronouncing
Other words
Yeah let's do that
Radio at binrev.com
Our first email
Of the evening
Is from
Timmy G
And Timmy
Timmy G
Anyway
I've never even seen
That episode of South Park
And I still know
All about it
Anyway
The email reads
Strom
Ratchet
And
Insert random
Co-host here
That's become a bit
Clichéd really
But
Meh
Greetings from the UK
You never know
I may bother
To stay up
Till 2am
And contact you guys
For a live show
I'm that hardcore
Winky face
By the way
Zygmunt was great
On the last two episodes
Have him on more often
Rather than hiding him away
On the phones
Great April Fool's Day tricks
I kind of panicked
The thought of Lucky
Looking after binrev
Although that pink color scheme
Was frankly horrible
Whatever Rikos has been saying
Anyway my obligatory question
What exactly is a stack overflow
And how do all these
Expoids involving buffer
Slash stack overflows work?
I mean I understand
What a buffer is
But surely
The OS slash programming language
Automatically checks
That the buffer
Isn't going to crash the PC
If too much info is put in it?
The same with stack overflows
How do you prevent them
In your code?
Please don't tell me
I have to painstakingly
Error check everything
Timmy G
Well
Just to get this out
In the open
First off
Stack overflows
Can also be referred to
As smashing the stack
And if you
Basically if you google
That term
You come up with
All kinds of fun things
About stack overflows
And stack smashing
And actually
Don't we have like
A listener called
Stack Smasher?
I forget
There is someone
On the forum
Named Stack Smasher
Although I don't recall
Seeing him post in a while
I don't know
I do remember him
Sending emails to the show
So maybe he listens
Yeah well
I guess while
You're doing your thing
I'll look up
If and when Stack Smasher
Has been on
Yeah because you just like
Looking up things
On the internet
And to answer your question
No the PC
Or the operating system
Does not check
Whether or not
The too much information
Is put into the
Stack
With some exceptions
Which we will talk about later
So
Let me take a deep breath here
Because this is a
I spent a while
Typing this out
In a stack based overrun
The program
Exploites
Basically
It uses a memory
Object known
As a stack
To store user input
So when you
Type in your
You know
What is your name
My name is
Black Ratchet
Stores it into a stack
In this type of case
Normally
The stack would be empty
Until you know
Someone actually
Enters user input
At which point
The program returns
Writes a return memory
Address
To the stack
And then the user input
Is placed on top of it
If you don't know
What a stack is
First off
I'll just get this out
In the open
If you don't know
What a stack is
Find out
I'm not going to
Explain it right here
Because it's one of those
It's one of those
Basic computing
Programming things
If you
Run with queues
And arrays
And all kinds
Of fun stuff
So
User puts his input
And they write the address
They put the user input
On top of it
When the stack is processed
The user input
Gets sent to the return address
Specified by the program
However
The issue with the stack
Is that it does not have
An infinite
Size
The programmer who develops
The code
You know
He needs to
Reserve a specific
Amount of space
Within
Or for the stack
So he can store it
Memory and not have
You know
Issues of
A four gigabyte stack
As it were
If the user's input
Is longer
Than the stack
The stack will
Some stack will overflow
You know
Longer than the stack
Obviously you're going to have
User input
Spilling out all over the place
This in itself
Really isn't a huge problem
But it becomes
A security hole
When it's combined
With malicious input
I don't know
For example
Suppose a program
Is waiting for
A user to enter
You know
Let's go back to my example
His or her name
Get prompted
You know
Please enter your name
Rather than entering my name
I'm going to
Enter a
Kind of a command
That exceeds
The stack size
So
The command is usually
Something short
Let's say in this case
You know
Some type of Unix environment
I'm going to
Typically
Enter a command
Called
You know
Exec shell
Basically what this does
Is it tells the system
To open a command prompt
Window
Or
Some type of thing
And because
You know
It's running
If the program
Is running as root
It's going to open up
A root shell
And
If you don't know
Why that's bad
You know
You need to find out
More about Unix
Overflowing the buffer
With an exceedable command
Doesn't necessarily mean
That the command
Will be executed
However
The attacker
Basically must specify
A return address
That points to
You know
Said malicious command
The program
Partially crashes
Because the stack
Is overflowed
But when it
Tries to recover
By going to the
Return address
It needs to know
Exactly
The attacker
Needs to know
Exactly what the
Return address is
To point to the
Command that
The attacker
Specified
This is rather
Difficult
So
To get around
Needing the actual
Address
The malicious command
Is often padded
With something called
A NOP sled
And
For those who
Don't know what
NOP is
It stands for
No operation
In assembler
And it just
Basically
It does exactly
What it means
There's no
Operation here
Don't do anything
Now what the
Attacker does
Is basically
Pads his command
With a bunch
Of
NOPs
So
He doesn't
Need to know
The exact
Address
But if he
Has a good
Idea of where
It is
The computer
Will start
Reading
Okay
No operation
Oh
Exactly
Root shell
Right here
As opposed
To if he
Entered
Like no data
He'll get
The computer
Will start
Reading a bunch
Of garbage
And probably
Lock up
Before it
Hits actually
That you know
Executor root
Shell
The last
Part of the
Equation
Is the
Executable
Program
Permission
Basically
Most operating
Systems
Know how to
Control the
Access level
Of who's
Currently
Logged in
I kind of
Mentioned this
Before
Executable
Programs
Typically require
A higher
Level of
Permissions
For the
User who's
Currently
Logged in
Say for
Example
When you're
Locking into
Windows
The actual
Login session
Needs to be
Running as
A system
Which is
Very low
Level and
Very high
I'm sorry
It's a low
Level but
High permissions
So it
Actually runs
As a system
On Unix
It would
Actually probably
Be running as
Root or
Running in
Kernel mode
When a
Stack
Overflows
It runs
Command found
At the
New return
Address and
The program
Still thinks
It's running
So that
Means new
Command prompt
Rendo will
Be opened
As the
With the
Same permissions
As the
Program is
Running
So this is
An issue
This is why
People should
Always run
Say Unix
Damens or
Services on
Windows as
An account
That has
Permission only
To run
That service
As opposed to
Say root on
Linux or
Administrator on
Windows
So the
Easiest way to
Protect both
You and
Your box is
To run
Some sort
Of stack
Smashing
Protection
There have
Been several
Implementations
Of stack
Smashing
Protection
Two of
The most
Common being
Stack guard
And SSP
And I
Believe SSP
Is also known
As pro
Police
I forget
It
I've heard
Of stack
Guard
SSP
Is I think
A bit more
Popular
But I
Haven't
Actually
Started
Playing
Around
With that
Typically
What the
Stack
Smashing
Protection
Does
Is it
Modifies
The
Organization
Of data
In the
Stack
Frame
Of a
Function
Called
And basically
What it
Does
Is it
They call
It a
Canary
Value
And
If it
Actually
When you're
Overflowing
The stack
It overwrites
That canary
Value
In the
Stack
Protection
If it
Doesn't
See that
Canary
Value
It
Knows
Something
Is wrong
So it
Will
Just
Completely
Blow
Everything
Away
I'm
Very
Amused
By the
Canary
Analogy
Well
Actually
For those
Who don't
Know what
The
Canary
Analogy
Is
Back
In
Back
In
The
Day
Of
Like
You know
Early
1900s
When
Miners
Used to
Go
Into
Coal
Mines
One
Of
The
Issues
They
Used
To
Face
Is
Natural
Gas
And
Natural
Gas
By
Itself
Is
Completely
Odorless
And
Colorless
The
Smell
That
You
Get
With
Natural
Gases
Is
Actually
Added
Within
Natural
Gas
Depot
It's
Actually
Quite
Interesting
So
Since
Natural
Gas
Is
Odorless
And
Colorless
They
Used
To
Carry
These
Little
Canary
Cages
With
Them
With
A
Little
Canary
Inside
Because
Canary
Is
So
Small
The
Canary
Would
Die
Before
Anyone
Would
Notice
Natural
Gases
There
It
Would
Actually
Die
Of
The
Same
Problem
The
Miners
Would
Die
Of
Which
Is
Lack
Of
Oxygen
So
If
You
Saw
The
Canary
Die
You
Know
You
Were
Fucked
You
Need
To
Get
Out
Of
There
Now
I
Dropped
The
F-bomb
There
Oh
Well
Actually
A
Complete
Tangent
Here
One
Of
My
Personal
Favorite
Cartoons
From
The
Far
Side
Which
Was
A
Cartoon
That
Used
To
Run
Up
Until
The
Mid-90s
From
The
Early
80s
I
Think
Is
They
Had
This
Big
The
Scene
Was
This
Nuclear
Control
Room
Of
Nuclear
Reactor
And
All
Of
A
Sudden
Some
Guy
Is
Looking
At
This
Canary
Says
Everybody
Out
The
Canary
Is
Mutated
And
You
Get
The
Canary
With
Three
Eyes
If
You
Ever
Have
A
Chance
To
Pick
Up
A
Far
Side
Book
Do
It
It's
Absolutely
Hilarious
I
Can't
Believe
It
Just
Suddenly
Occurs
To
Me
That
There
Are
People
Who
Listen
To
It's
Depressing
And
Terrifying
It's
Like
My
God
Am I
Getting
That
Old
Yeah
So
Anyway
So
If
It
Overwrites
Canary
Value
The
System
Looks
For
That
Canary
Value
If
It
Doesn't
See
It
There
Discards
The
Entire
Input
And
Knows
Something
Is
Up
So
It
Should
Protect
It
May
Say
For
Example
Crash
The
Program
Or
Stop
The
Program
From
Executing
But
At
The
Same
Time
You
Won't
Actually
Run
Into
A
Problem
Where
This
Attack
Will
Succeed
And
Some
Will
Root
Your
Box
So
Basically
Pro
Guard
SSP
Stat
Guard
Pro
Police
Defeats
Mostly
This
Entire
Class
Of
Attacks
I need
A glass
Of
Water
Or
Something
How
About
A beer
Instead
Beer
Sounds
Like
A damn
Good
Idea
It
Does
This
Email
Brought
To
You
By
Newport
Storm
What's
Our
Next
Email
Tonight
Hopefully
It's
Going
To
Be
A
Shorter
Response
Than
That
Yeah
Oh
Before
We
Go
Into
That
One
Of
My
Friends
Is
Actually
Listening
To
Me
Talk
Right
Now
And
He
Says
If
It's
C
And
C++
When
You're
Writing
Your
Code
You
Really
Have
To
Check
Because
There's
A lot
Of
Stuff
You
Really
Have
To
Check
Your
Code
Basically
For
Buffer
Overflow
Problem
There's
Stuff
That
Can
Help
Like
Non
Executable
Stacks
But
That
Isn't
Guaranteed
On
All
Operating
Systems
And
Apparently
C
Is
A
Very
Portable
Language
So
It's
Really
Best
To
Implement
The
Security
Checks
Inside
The
Code
Alternatively
People
Can
Sacrifice
A
Little
Bit
Of
Performance
For
Security
And
Use
Languages
Like
C
Sharp
And
Java
Which
Are
Much
Less
Tolerant
Of
Overflowing
Slash
Bounds
Issues
Then
You
Have
A
Lazier
Programmer
Yeah
But
You
Can
Be
A
Lazier
Programmer
With
Java
And
Isn't
That
What
Everyone
Aspires
Yeah
I
Guess
I
Guess
You
Could
Say
That
All
Right
So
Yeah
I
Mean
You
Can
Start
You
Know
Check
I
Mean
I
The
Reason
Why
I
Suggested
Pro
Police
And
Stack
Guard
And
All
That
Wonderful
Stuff
Is
Because
That
Stuff
That
I
Mean
I
Have
A
Program
C++
Since
2003
When
I
Was
In
College
So
I
Have
A
Touch
C++
In
There
I
Don't
Know
Much
About
Handling
Buffer
Overflows
And
All
That
Stuff
That's
Why
I
Usually
Deal
With
Perl
Because
It
Doesn't
Have
To
Deal
With
Most
Of
That
Stuff
I
Think
Either
Way
I'm
Sure
People
If
You
Have
More
Direct
Comments
On
How
To
Handle
This
Our
Next
Email
Is
Get
Ready
It's
A
Phone
Email
Oh
God
People
Are
Tuning
Out
Right
Now
I
Expect
This
Email
Will
Take
About
Five
Minutes
So
If
You
Want
To
Fast
Forward
Your
iPod
Five
Minutes
Feel
Free
That
Was
Just
Me
Pretending
To
Fast
Forwarded
Anyway
It's
From
Powdered
Snow
And
He
Says
I
Assume
It's
A
He
Hey
Black
Rats
Slash
Strom
Carlson
This
Weekend
Home
From
A
Day
Of
Snowboarding
And
Decided
To
Do
Some
Wilderness
Exploration
After
Going
Down
A
Dirt
Road
Near
The
West
Entrance
Of
Manning
Park
British
Columbia
We
Found
A
Payphone
Booth
And
All
I
Took
Some
Pictures
To
Document
The
Find
As
Came
From
Thanks
A
Powdered
Snow
Langley
British
Columbia
Canada
P.S.
I
Just
Added
It
To
Yappel
Yeah
So
He
Actually
Attached
Some
Photos
With
This
And
I
Need
To
Put
It
Up
Somewhere
I
Will
I
Haven't
Looked
At
The
Photo
Is
It
A
Telephone
It's
A
Telephone
But
The
Telephone
Is
On
It's
Side
And
The
Telephone
Booth
Is
On
It's
Side
And
They're
Anyway
That
That's
Just
Weird
Personally
I'd
Either
A
You know
Claim
Salvage
Rights
To
It
If
It
Was
In
Public
Land
Or
Take
It
For
My
Own
Nefarious
Purposes
Or
The
Other
Alternative
Is
To
Call
Telus
I
Don't
Know
You
Would
Say
To
Hey
I
Found
This
Payphone
In
The
Woods
What
Would
You
Want
Me
To
Do
With
It
I
I'm
Thinking
It's
Possibly
That
They
Don't
Know
What
The
Heck
Is
Going
On
Yeah
As
For
Yapple
Thanks
For
The
Thought
But
Personally
We
Try
To
Keep
A
List
Of
Working
Payphones
Well
I
Don't
I
Mean
Maybe
Send
It
To
Me
And
I'll
Put
It
Up
On
My
Website
Or
Something
Yeah
No
It's
Very
Interesting
That
Is
For
Sure
I
Will
Give
Them
That
As
For
Your
See
If
You
Want
To
Find
A
List
Phone
Companies
Keep
Their
Payphone
Numbers
Secret
For
Some
Odd
And
Insane
Reason
Don't
Ask
Me
Why
However
Judging
From
The
Location
The
Fact
The
Telephone
The
Fact
It's
Two
Hours
From
Any
Nearest
Town
I
Want
To
Guess
That
This
Possibly
Was
Stolen
And
Uprooted
So
Perhaps
If
You
Call
Tell
Us
And
Tell
Them
About
It
And
Say
I'm
Just
Really
Curious
Where
The
Heck
This
Phone
Came
From
And
Ask
Them
Really
Nicely
And
Say
Pretty
Pleased
With
Sugar
On
Top
They
May
Tell
You
Because
It's
Beyond
Bizarre
It
Really
Is
Actually
If
You
Call
That
Number
The
You
Get
A
Nodded
Service
Recording
And
The
Trailer
Is
Very
Interesting
It
Says
Something
Like
7032
What
Actually
That
Means
I
Have
No
Clue
But
Hey
Shall
We
Dial
It
Right
On
The
Air
Here
Wasn't
Someone
Complaining
That
We
Don't
Make
Enough
Phone
Calls
Yeah
Let's
Go
Dial
It
On
The
Air
And
Please
This
One
Person
That
Was
Complaining
That
Hey
You
Guys
Don't
Make
Enough
Phone
Calls
With
On
The
Show
Can
You
Hear
Yes
I
Can
Your
Call
Cannot
Be
Complicated
Please
Check
The
Number
And
Try
Again
Or
Call
Customer
Service
For
Assistance
That
Was
Not
The
Trailer
I
Got
Yeah
Weird
So
Yes
Long
Story
Short
It's
A
Fuck
Number
I
Mean
I
Don't
Know
What
To
Tell
You
Just
Try
To
Talk
To
Tell
Us
If
You
Want
Or
Hey
No
One
Will
Notice
It
You
Got
A
Nice
Little
Phone
Booth
Sitting
On
The
Ground
There
I'm
Not
Sure
If
I
Oh
Yes
But
I
I'm
A
Switchman
It's
Kind of
Funny
Someone
Actually
On
The
Forums
Posted
Something
Like
A
Parody
Hacks
A ring
For
Dummies
And
The
Four
Dummies
Person
Has
The
Weird
Googly
Eyes
And
He
Says
I'm
A
Switchman
And
Should
We
Wish
Someone
A
Happy
Birthday
Today
Let's
Not
Do
That
Publicly
On
The
Radio
Okay
I
Didn't
Know
If
You
Wanted
To
Do
That
So
We
Can
Edit
That
Out
Okay
But
Anyway
What's
Our
Next email
From
Anyway
I
Showed
That
To
Evan
Doorbell
And
He
Was
He
Was
Quite
Amused
So
He
Gives
It
A
Thumbs
Up
Our
Next
Our
Next
Email
Is
From
Old
Skull
Is
It
Old
Skull
Or
Old
School
I'm
Assuming
It's
Old
School
I've
Actually
Seed
Them
Some
Place
I
Don't
Know
Where
It
Was
Okay
Because
It's
O-L-D-S-K-O-L
So
Anyway
It
Says
Hey
Black
Ratchet
And
Strom
Maybe
You
Can
I
Always
Do
That
Don't
I'm
Like
Hey
Whenever
I
Start
The
Email
Hey
What's
Up
Hey
Mr.
C
I
Can
Always
Read
Them
In
Like
A
Really
Fix
Of
African
No
Let's
There's
A
Communications
Tower
In
My
Neighborhood
And
I'm
Trying
To
Determine
Who
Owns
It
And
What
Carriers
Slash
Services
Operate
From
It
The
Landowner
Is
Absentee
So
No
Luck
There
I
Imagine
This
Is
Public
Domain
Info
But
I
Don't
Have
A
Clue
About
Where
To
Find
It
Can
You
Help
P.S
I
Dig
The
Show
And
The
Bin
Rep
Scene
Keep
Up
The
Good
Work
And
Actually
Well
I
Guess
We'll
Talk
About
That
In
Lacking
Squares
I
Can
Go
Update
By
The
Hope
Nonsense
Old
School
I
Think
Your
Best
Shot
As
To
Finding
Out
Who
Is
Licensed
For
The
Tower
And
Who
Actually
Has
Equipment
On
It
Is
To
Consult
The
FCC
License
Database
Actually
Assuming
This
Is
In
United
States
I
Didn't
Actually
Know
Where
You
Are
Anyway
The
FCC
License
Database
Is
TinyURL.com
Slash
Fox
Oscar
Whiskey
5
Whiskey
There's
Actually
An
Option
Right
There
It
Says
Use
Latitude
And
Longitude
Search
I
Think
That's
Probably
Your
Best
Option
Also
There
Should
Be
Some
Kind
Of
Way
Of
Connecting
To
The
Land
Owner
You
Might
Want
To
In
Your
City
Hall
And
Say
Hey
Who
Owns
This
Partial
Of
Land
Right
Here
Perhaps
Shoot
Who
Would
Actually
It's
More
Effective
If
He
Goes
Hey
Yeah
Drain
The
Ice
Leather
Jacket
Slick
Your
Hair
Back
And
Say
Hey
And
Little
Lady
He'll
Be
Like
Oh
My
God
It's
Fonzie
That's
Another
Depressing
It's
Probably
Because
Most
People
Don't
Actually
Get
The
Hey
Reference
I'm
Just
Feeling
Old
Right
Now
We're
Getting
Really
Old
We're
Going
to have
The
Binary
Revolution
Wheelchair
And
Wrinkle
Cream
Tour
No
We'll
Be
Like
Golf
And
We'll
Have
The
Binary
Revolution
Senior
Tour
I
Like
The
Wheelchair
Tour
Idea
Better
Yeah
So
Go
To
Your
City
Hall
I
Guess
You
Would
Want
To
Say
Possibly
Someone
Maybe
Your
City
Clerk
Or
Your
Tax
Collection
Agency
And
Or
Hell
Just
Talk
To
The
Information
Desk
And
Say
Hey
I'm
Curious
Who
Owns
This
Partial
Of
Land
Right
Here
And
They'll
Probably
Be
Able
To
Point
You
Into
The
Right
Direction
Well
Also
The
Other
Thing
That
I
That
I
Think
Is
That
All
Property
Values
Are
Supposed
To
Be
Published
In
The
Paper
Annually
Oh
Really
Do
They
Do
At
Least
Here
In
Los
Angeles
And
In
Las
Vegas
They
Publish
All
Property
Values
And
Who
Owns
That
Piece
Of
Property
In
The
Paper
On
Annual
Basis
It's
For
They
Do
It
Per
Annual
But
I
Not
Sure
If
They
Post
In
The
Paper
But
It
Is
Matter
Of
Public
Record
And
I
Know
For
Example
If
You
Owe
Taxes
They
Will
Publish
You
In
The
Paper
It's
Actually
It's
Pretty
Interesting
I'm
Actually
Going to
Talk
About
My dad
On
Byter
Revolution
Radio
He'll
Be
Proud
My
Dad
Basically
When
This
Paper
Comes
Out
He
Sits
In
His
Big
Easy
Chair
He
Washes
Over
And
Oh
My
God
That
Bum
So
And
So
Owes
15
Bazillion
Dollars
It's
Actually
Quite
Amusing
To
Find
Out
Who
In
Your
Neighborhood
Owes
Taxes
Seriously
It's
Better
Than
Gossip
Crazy
Absolutely
Yeah
So
Tax
Assessor
City
Clerk
Or
Just
Talk
To
The
Information
Desk
And
Say
You
You're
Interested
In
Finding
Out
Who
Owned
Or
Paid
Tax
For
A
Certain
Partial
Land
Or
Possibly
Go
To
Your
County
Records
I
Know
I
I'm
Not
Sure
It
May
Be
City
Records
It
May
Be
State
Records
I'm
Not
Exactly
Sure
How
It
Varies
Between
State
To
State
But
Massachusetts
There
Is
A
County
Record
Office
Or
And
Actually
I
Believe
There's
Actually
A
Copy
Of
The
State
Too
Where
It's
You
Know
They
It's
Pretty
Impressive
You
Actually
Walk
Into
These
Buildings
It's
Row
Upon
Row
Of
Just
Books
It's
Eerie
And
You
Got
The
Little
Lady
With
The
Half
Moon
Glasses
Behind
The
Desk
Saying
Can
I
Help
You
Those
Stereotypical
50's
Half
Moon
Glasses
Yes
The
One
Without
The
Rims
On
The
Top
And
The
Little
Metal
Thing
Around
Their
Neck
Actually
Some
Places
Think
Actually
Have
Their
Records
Online
So
You
May
Want
To
Look
Into
That
Too
And
If
You
Walk
Into
The
Assessor's
Office
And
Find
Yourself
In
A
Far
Side
Cartoon
That
You
Don't
Recognize
Well
You
Should
Have
Taken
Our
Advice
And
Read
The
Far
Side
Yes
It's
Like
Middle
Something
School
For
The
Gifted
Where
The
Sign
Says
Push
But
He's
Pulling
Yeah
I
Think
The
Sign
Says
Pull
But
He's
Push
Or
Something
Like
That
I
Forget
What
It
Is
Yeah
Anyway
That wraps
Up
For
The
Email
This
evening
We're
Kind of
Going
Off
On
All
Kind
Of
Chances
This
Is
What
Happens
When
We
Don't
Have
A
Guest
We
Did
Just
So
You
Know
We
Did
Have
A
Guest
This
Evening
But
He
Was
Unavoidably
Detained
And
He
Had
To
I
Am
To
Used
The
Word
Term
Bail
But
I
Was
Just
About
To
He
Had
To
Skedaddle
Off
And
You
Know
He
Had
A
Good
Excuse
So
It's
No
Big
Deal
But
We're
Going
To
Go
Ahead
With
The
Topic
The
Topic
Tonight
I'm
Just
Going
To
Really
Freak
People
Out
We
Need
Fancy
Topic
Intro
Music
Like
Da
That
Was
Better
As
Anything
The
Topic
Tonight
Is
Jizz
Mopping
Woo
Strong
Is
An
Expert
On
This
Yes
See
Now
Stank's
Going
To
Be
On
Your
Case
Not
Mine
Exactly
Well
I'm
Not
Talking
About
Lube
So
I'm
Okay
Yeah
Jizz
Mopping
We'll
Talk
About
Later
Potentially
It's
Malware
Removal
And
Tools
Tips
And
Techniques
But
We'll
Talk
About
That
Later
Anyway
Jizz
Mopping
Sounds
More
Fun
We'll
Explain
The
Strom
What
Have
You
Been
Doing
This
Week
Ah
This
Week
As
Far
As
Hacking
Goes
Nothing
Majorly
Fancy
How
About
You
Well
I
Actually
Haven't
Been
Doing
Much
This
Week
But
Today
In
Boston
Began
The
Linux
World
Conference
And
Expo
And
I
Am
In
Attendance
For
Today
And
Tomorrow
Linux
World
Was
Very
Interesting
Today
We'll
Get
We'll
Get
The
Very
Interesting
Story
Out
Of
The
Way
First
Oh
Yeah
This
Is
A
Fun
I
Actually
I
Was
Talking
To
Strom
While
All
This
Happened
Yeah
I
Was
Like
It
Was
Early
In
The
Morning
Here
In
Los
Angeles
It
Was
Like
6
37
A.M.
Or
Something
I
Was
Up
I
Just
Showered
I'm
Chatting
With
Ratchet
I'm
On
The
Hip
Top
So
Actually
Let's
Start
Code
And
I
Said
No
I
Don't
Have
A
Bar
Code
You
Guys
Didn't
Send
Me
Anything
I
Just
Got
Emails
I
Registered
And
They
Say
Oh
Okay
You'll
Have
To
Come
Over
Here
And
They
Have
These
Terminals
You
Set
Up
And
You
Say
Please
Enter
Your
First
Name
Please
Enter
Your
Last
Name
Please
Enter
Your
Zip
Code
And
I
Enter
Black
Enter
Ratchet
Obviously
Not
But
Enter
My
Zip
Code
And
It
Says
Okay
Here
You
Are
Is
This
The
Person
You
Were
Searching
For
If
So
Please
Press
Print
And
I
Said
Okay
Yeah
This
Is
Me
This
Is
Only
One
Person
That
Showed
Up
In
The
Search
Where
The
Hell
Is
The
Print
Button
And
I
Look
And
I
Look
And
I
Go
Back
And
I
Re-enter
Again
And
I
Look
And
There's
No
Print
Button
And
I
Did
You
Use
One
Of
The
Super
Expensive
Conference
Passes
And
I
Said
No
I
Used
The
Exhibit
Only
One
And
One
Of
Your
Special
Deals
And
He
Said
Oh
Well
You
Head
Over
To
This
Terminal
Over
Here
So
I
Go
Over
To
The
Other
Side
And
This
Other
Person
Comes
Over
To
Me
And
I
Explained
The
Situation
And
She
Says
Oh
Okay
We'll
Just
Go
Over
And
I
Enter
All
My
Data
Again
And
It
Says
Please
Print
The
Print
Button
Still
No
Print
Button
And
I
Call
Her
Over
And
I
Say
There's
No
Print
Button
And
She
Says
Really
Did
You
Register
It's
Right
Here
Here's
All
My
Data
There's
No
Print
Button
And
She
Says
Are
You
Sure
I
Re-enter
All
My
Data
In
Front
Of
Her
And
She
Says
Oh
That's
Supposed
To
Me
A
Print
Button
There
And
I
Say
Well
Yeah
So
Eventually
It boils
Down to
She
Says
Well
I'm
Not
Sure
What
I
Can
Do
For
You
The
Computer
Needs
To
Be
You
Know
I
Actually
Run
To
This
One
Of
The
Computer
Needs
This
Data
To
Happen
And
I
Say
Okay
And
I
Say
Well
What
Can
I
Do
And
She
Says
Well
If
You
Want
I
Can
Just
Give
You
I
Guess
I
Wasn't
Really
Looking
Forward
To
That
Anyway
So
Go
Ahead
So
Eventually
That
Is
Sorted
Out
And
I
Get
My
Exhibit
Only
Path
Which
Was
Actually
Kind
Of
Sad
And
I
Skedaddled
Up
Because
This
Actually
Took
About
A
Half
Hour
I
Was
Hoping
It
Was
Going
To
Take
About
Five
Ten
Fifteen
Minutes
And
I
Actually
Go
Up
To
The
Keynote
Speaker
Who
Was
Nicholas
He
Is
The
Guy
At
MIT
In
Charge
Of
The
Hundred
Dollar
Laptop
Which
If
You
Haven't
Heard
Of
You
Know
I
I'm
Glad
You
Came
Out
Of
Your
Cave
And
Listening
To
Bin
Rev
Radio
But
You
Should
Really
Look
Under
Google
And
His
Presentation
Piece
And
Keynote
Speech
Was
Rather
Interesting
But
I
Was
Really
Hoping
He
Had
Some
Type
Of
Prototype
Or
Demonstration
Of
The
Laptop
That
He
Is
Trying
To
Produce
But
Sadly
No
Such
Luck
There
But
It
Was
Rather
Interesting
My
One
Complaint
About
His
Ideas
Is
That
He's
Putting
A
Lot
Of
He
Keeps
On
Saying
Oh
We're
Going
To
Hope
The
Open
Source
Community
Will
Develop
All
These
Applications
For
It
And
I
Look
At
It
As
And
I
Say
You
Open
Source
Community
Is
Really
Wonderful
But
At
The
Same
Point
You're
Expecting
All
These
Wonderful
High
Things
Out
Of
Them
But
If
You
Look
At
He
Says
You
Know
I
Need
A
Word
We're
Hopefully
Going
To
Get
A
Word
Processor
And
We're
Hopefully
Going
To
Get
This
And
We're
Going
To
Get
That
And
We're
Going
To
Get
A
Bunch
Of
Third
Party
Applications
For
The
$100
Laptop
And
I
Mean
The
Guy
Definitely
Has
His
Head
Screwed
On
Right
And
He's
Doing
A
Very
Noble
Effort
And
He's
Really
He's
Quite
Doing
A
Herculean
Effort
Trying
To
Get
All
This
Stuff
Accepted
But
At
The
Same
Point
I
Do
Kind
Of
Feel
That
He's
Expecting
A
Lot
Of
Things
That
May
Or
May
Not
Happen
Who
Knows
So
After
The
Tech
Speech
I
Head
Down
To
The
Exhibit
Floor
And
I'm
Down
There
For
About
15
Minutes
And
I'm
Walking
Along
And
I'm
Checking
Out
All
Kind
Of
Things
And
I
Pass
The
Unisus
Booth
And
I
Look
Upside
The
Unisus
Booth
And
It's
Got
This
Oh
Before
You
Get
To
This
Before
You
Say
This
Before
About
You
Know
So
About
Five
Or
Ten
Minutes
Before
This
We're
Discussing
He
Said
Oh
I
Walked
Back
Past
The
What
Was
It
Was
The
Gentoo
Booth
I'm
Sorry
I
For
Thank
You
For
Bringing
This
Up
I
Completely
Forgot
This
Point
Of
The
Conversation
Yeah
See
This
Is
What
Makes
It
So
Funny
We
Talked
About
The
Gentoo
Booth
And
I
Think
You
Joked
About
Burning
It
To
The
Ground
Or
Something
Yes
Right
Yes
Exactly
Maybe
I
Should
Burn
It
To
The
Ground
Yeah
And
Then
I
Think
I
Made
A
Joke
That
It's
Been
Discovered
That
Ubuntu
Is
An
African
Word
For
I
Can't
Configure
Slackware
Which
I
Think
Is
The
Best
Line
Ever
Yeah
But
So
Anyway
So
Not
Five
Minutes
After
He
Makes
This
Joke
About
Burning
Down
The
Gentoo
Booth
What
Happens
At
The
Unisys
Booth
I
Walk
By
The
Unis
Booth
And
I
See
Black
Smoke
Pouring
Out
Of
It
But
A
Notice
Column
Of
Black
Smooth
Arising
From
The
Presentation
Area
And
I
Say
Boy
That
Must
Be
Doing
Some
Type
Of
Weird
Demo
And
I
Look
Back
About
You
Know
15
Seconds
Later
I
Figured
It's
Just
Going
To
Be
A
Cloud
Of
Smoke
And
I
Look
Back
And
Smoke
Is
Still
Going
Out
And
I
Say
That
Is
Not
Right
That
Shouldn't
Be
There's
No
Presentation
Going
On
And
I
Go
Uh
Oh
And
All of
A
Sudden
Like
Two
Guys
Come
Running
Out
In
These
Orange
Like
Shirts
Saying
Fire
And
I
Go
Oh
Shit
And
At
This
Point
I
Go
Okay
Fire
I
Need
To
Get
Up
The
Escalator
And
Out
Of
The
Building
And
All
These
People
Are
Running
Around
And
You
Know
Trying
To
Get
There
And
I
See
Security
Guards
Running
All
Over
The
Place
And
I'm
Just
Looking
At
It
Going
Oh
My
God
And
I
Go
Up
And
I
Run
Up
The
Escalator
And
For
Those
Of
You
Who
Have
Never
Been
To
The
Boston
Convention
Center
It's
This
You
Know
The
Exhibition
Floor
Is
Below
The
Main
Entrance
It's
Pretty
Neat
Huge
Facility
And
I
Get
Pretty
Close
To
The
Door
At
Which
Point
I
Turn
Around
And
I
Know
I
Can
Evacuate
If
I
See
This
Rush
Of
People
Coming
At
Me
And
I
Look
And
I
Just
Look
Through
This
Glass
Window
And
I
See
Smoke
Pouring
Out
Actually
While
Riding
Up
The
While
Walking
Up
The
Stairs
I
Do
Turn
Around
And
I
Do
Take
A
Picture
Of
The
Unisys
Boost
So
That
Will
Be
Posted
On
My
Website
And
I
See
Everything
Pouring
Out
And
I
Just
Go
Oh
My
God
This
Is
Unbelievable
And
I
Eventually
You
Know
I
See
Someone
Hit
It
With
A
Fire
Extinguisher
So
I
Know
It's
Out
And
I
Say
You
Know
Boston
Fire
Department
Is
Going
To
Like
I
Think
It
Was
A
Rescue
Three
Engines
Two
Ladders
Two
District
Chiefs
And
Just
An
Amazing
Like
A
Third
Of
The
Boston
Fire
Department
I
Wouldn't
Say
A
Third
No
This
Boston
Fire
Department
Is
Pretty
Good
But
This
Response
For
Those
Who
Don't
Know
Before
I
Was
Into
Computers
I
Was
Into
Listening
To
Fire
Radios
And
You
Know
Fire
Basically
Falling
Around
Fire
Departments
And
Going
To
Fires
It
Is
A
Hobby
In
Massachusetts
I
Not
Sure
If
A
Hobby
Anywhere
Else
And
This
Type
Of
Response
Is
Unprecedented
So
It
Was
Pretty
Amusing
And
I
Basically
For
About
15
Minutes
I
Basically
Sat
Outside
And
I
Just
Watch
The
Fire
Guys
Do
Their
Thing
And
They
Eventually
Take
This
I
See
Some
Fire
Fighter
Just
Take
Out
Come
Out
Of
The
Building
Carrying
A
Smoking
Bunch
Like
Pile
Of
Cables
And
I
Was
Like
Oh
Okay
Because
That
Was
The
Issue
Right
There
And
They
Just
Sit
It
Down
In
Front
Of
An
Engine
They
Just
Hose
It
Down
So
In
Linux
World
There
Was
A
Fire
And
I
Never
Buying
Unisus
Software
Ever
Again
I
Actually
I
Actually
Did
Want
To
Come
Down
And
While
The
Fire
Fighters
Were
Standing
Around
The
Booth
Take
A
Photo
Of
It
With
The
Unisus
Logo
And
Put
A
Caption
On
It
Like
Unisus
The
Choice
Of
Boston
Fire
Department
But
They
Actually
They
Left
Too
Quickly
I
Was
Very
Disappointed
Actually
That's
My
Humorous
Story
So
Linux
World
Almost
Burnt
The
Boston
Convention
Center
Down
To
The
Ground
But
Thankfully
The
Speedy
Response
Of
The
Renter
Cops
Saved
It
As
For
Other
Interesting
Things
I gotta
Say
Fire
Department
Aren't
Rent-A-Cops
Well
The
Rent-A-Cops
Actually
Did
Hit
With
The
Fire
Extinguisher
And
The
Unisus
People
Did
As
Well
So
The
Fire
Department
Did
Actually
Come
Out
Make
Sure
Everything
Was
Out
Actually
The
Swag
This
Year
Was
Kind
Of
Low
I
Gotta
Say
From
Compared
To
Last
Year
I
Was
Disappointed
And
There
No
Microsoft
Booth
Last
Year
There
Was
A
Microsoft
Booth
But
Microsoft
Decided
Not
To
Come
To
Linux
World
This
Year
Which
Made
Me
Sad
The
Two
Interesting
Things
I
Did
I
You
Know
It
Is
Very
Small
Case
And
Make
It
So
It
Is
About
The
Size
Of
A
Normal
Commercial
PBX
And
I
Gotta
Say
It
Looked
Rather
Impressive
And
The
Guy
Did
No
Kind
Of
Know
What
He
Was
Talking
About
And
I
Did
You
Know
Chat
With
Him
For
A
While
About
Various
Things
And
It
Was
Very
Interesting
And
The
Fact
They
Had
Two
Little
Linksys
Phones
And
It
Was
Kind
Of
Impressive
So
You
Might
Want
To
Check
Them
Out
The
Egregious
Thing
About
It
Is
That
It
Runs
Asterisk
At
Home
Well
Asterisk
At
Home
Just
Has
Everything
Installed
And
It
Is
Very
Point
And
Drool
So
I
Can't
Really
Fault
For
That
And
Actually
I
Was
Walking
Through
There's
A
Little
Place
Called
The
.org
Pavilion
Where
They
Give
Little
Conference
Space
To
Nonprofits
And
All
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
For
Free
And
I
Was
Actually
Kind
Of
Disappointed
I
Didn't
Give
A
Try
To
Make
A
Pin
Rep
Booth
But
I
Thought
They
Would
Have
Let
That
However
I
Did
Run
Into
The
Folks
From
The
Linux
Link
Tech
Show
Which
I
Was
Kind
Of
Shocked
That
And
They
Do
Have
Us
On
Their
Web
Page
So
I
Came
Over
And
They
Were
Like
Oh
My
God
You
Guys
It
Was
My
First
Kind
Of
Brush
With
Celebrity
It
Was
Kind
Of
Amazing
We
Chatted
For
A
While
And
They
Were
All
Very
Cool
Guys
So
I
Am
Going
To
Plug
Them
It's
T
LLTS
.info
Tango
Lima
Tango
Sierra
And
They
Are
Probably
Going to
Be
Our
Site
Of
The
Week
Too
So
Check
Them
Out
They
Actually
Did
The
Broadcast
This
Afternoon
And
Taped
It
There
So
I
Actually
Wasn't
There
I
Had
To
Leave
Early
My
I
Didn't
You
Say
They
Interviewed
You
Actually
Yes
They
Did
Interview
Me
The
Guy
Said
Hey
Do
You
Want
To
Be
Interviewed
Or
Do
You
Want
To
Well
If
You
Want
To
And
They
Asked
Me
About
Bit
Revin
All
That
Wonderful
Stuff
And
I
Actually
Should
Download
Their
Episode
Tonight
And
Try
To
Listen
To
It
Before
I
Go
To
Bed
See
If
I
Was
Actually
On
The
Show
Or
Not
But
I
Assume
That
I
Will
Be
On
At
One
Point
Asked
Me
About
Everything
And
Thank
Dog
And
I
Actually
Was
Sad
And
I
Didn't
Invite
Strom
But
Couldn't
Put
Him
On
Speaker
Phone
Because
I
Don't
Have
A
Speaker
Phone
Anymore
And
I
Don't
Think
The
Interview
Would
Have
Worked
Well
But
They
Were
Very
Impressed
With
Our
Super
31337
Asterisk
Streaming
Setup
Wow
I
Mean
I
Think
It's
Clued
Tacular
But
It
Does
Impress
Yes
It
Does
And
I
Don't
Even
Want
To
Know
What
They're
Actually
Going
To
Think
When
We
Actually
Put
You
In
Your
2200
Kilo
Hertz
Glory
Well
What's
Going
To
Happen
Is
They
Just
Kind
Of
Die
From
Shock
I
Hope
They
Won't
Listen
To
This
They'll
Have
Heart
Attacks
And
Pass
Out
But
Yeah
They
Actually
Were
Very
Nice
They're
Really
Great
Guys
They
Were
Very
Friendly
We
Talked
For
Probably
About
15
Minutes
And
They
Gave
Me
A
T-shirt
And
A
T-shirt
That
Fits
Which
Is
Amazing
I
I'm
Portly
We'll
Just
You
Here
For
Me
Well
Everyone
See
The
My
Friend
Red
Nerd
Came
Up
With
This
Theory
And
They
Say
Computer
Geeks
Are
Either
Zeroes
Or
One
So
They're
Really
Thin
Or
Really
Fat
And
At
Conventions
They
Only
Have
XL
Which
Doesn't
Fit
Either
So
That's
Weird
Because
Last
I
Checked
Everything
Was
Large
Not
Really
I
Usually
See
XL
At
Conventions
Either
Way
Well
I
Haven't
Really
Done
The
Convention
Thing
For
Years
So
I
I'm
Used
To
The
Way
It
Used
To
Be
Way
Back
When
In
Like
2001
Where
You
Know
Things
Were
Large
Not
Extra
I
Guess
The
Whole
Things
You
See
On
The
News
About
America
Getting
Fatter
I
Guess
It's
Kind
Of
Approaching
Conventions
Anyway
We've
Sort
Of
Taken
Our
Sweet
Time
With
Linux
Let's
Go
Get
On
To
Our
Main
Topic
And
Try
To
Blow
Through
That
But
I
Think
It
Was
Interesting
With
The
Whole
Jizz
Mopping
So
Anyway
Since
I
Decided
To
Have
This
Show
And
We're
Going
To
Talk
About
Since
It's
Spring
Now
Spring
Is
Officially
Here
Let's
Go
Talk
About
Spring
Cleaning
Computers
Because
The
Other
Half
Of
This
Is
I've
Actually
Had
To
Over
The
Past
Week
Or
So
And
I'm
Ripping
Out
What
Little
Hair
I
Have
Left
So
Anyway
I
Came
Up
With
This
Term
That
I
Would
Say
Like
Back
When
I
Started
Doing
This
For
Pay
I
Call
It
Jizz
Mopping
Because
It's
For
Those
Who
Have
Walked
Black
Ratchet
Jizz
Mopping
Service
Exactly
I
Should
Get
Christmas
Cards
To
Say
That
License
Number
31337
For
Those
Who
Have
Never
Watched
Clerks
By
Kevin
Smith
You
Should
But
One
Of
The
Things
They
Come
Up
With
Is
I
Wonder
What
A
Jizz
Mopper
Makes
And
It's
For
Those
Who
Don't
Know
It's
Exactly
What
It
Sounds
Like
It's
One
Of
The
Most
Disgusting
Jobs
In
The
World
And
When
You're
Dealing
With
Spyware
It's
Right
There
It's
Spyware
Malware
All
This
Wonderful
Stuff
Going
Around
A
Computer
With
A
Mop
And
Just
Cleaning
Up
All
The
Little
Disgusting
Bits
And
For
Those
Of
You
Who
Are
Actually
Airing
This
On
Air
I'm
Wanting
To
Apologize
To
Advance
For
Calling
It
That
But
Actually
It's
Not
Really
In
Vance
Because
I've
Been
Calling
It
Already
But
Yeah
That's
What
It
Is
It
Really
Is
There's
No
Better
Term
For
It
So
You
Know
So
I'm
Decided
To
Have
A
Topic
Of
You
Know
Talking
About
Various
Things
Tips
Techniques
And
All
This
Kind
Of
Stuff
Yeah
See
My
Technique
Really
So
Far
Has
Been
The
Computer
Is
Fucked
I'm
Just
Gonna
Wipe
And
Start
Over
And
Just
Kind
Of
Do
It
Right
From
The
Beginning
Still
When
You're
Talking
About
Someone
Coming
Up
To
You
And
Say
Basically
Normally
What
This
Always
boils
Down
To
Is
Oh
My
Aunt's
Computer
Is
Messed
Up
Can
You
Please
Take
A
Look
At
It
And
I
Look
At
It
And
It
Takes
About
A
Half
An
Hour
To
Boot
Up
And
You
Double
Click
On
Internet
Explorer
And
It
Takes
About
Oh
About
10
Minutes
For
It
To
Load
It
To
The
Screen
And
This
Is
What
Happens
With
Spyware
It's
Annoying
It's
Stupid
And
Successful
Operation
Because
Technically
When
You
Install
The
Stuff
It
Should
Be
As
Less
Printed
Anything
So
No
One
Would
Notice
That
It's
Really
Slow
And
They
Wouldn't
Install
It
But
We're
Going
To
Thank
God
For
Small
Favors
And
We're
Going
To
Thank
Them
That
You
Know
Spyware
Developers
Are
Stupid
And
Can't
Code
Jack
So
We're
Going
I'm
Sure
There's
A
Romanian
Joke
In
Here
Somewhere
There's
First
Off
I
Want
To
Go
Over
The
Tools
These
Are
The
Ones
I've
Kind
Of
Posted
On
First
Off
There's
The
Host
File
And
If
You
Don't
Know
What
The
Host
File
Is
It's
Basically
A
Actually
I
Really
Don't
Know
How
To
Explain
It
It's
Essentially
It's
A
Way
Of
Bypassing
Domain
Name
Services
Let's
Say
For
Example
If
You
Want
To
Create
A
Bunch
Of
Say
Point
To
Your
Point
To
A
Certain
Website
Or
Something
You
Can
Go
Into
Your
Host
File
And
Say
If
I
Ever
Ask
For
Super
Elite
Hacker
Dot
Com
Point
To
This
IP
Address
And
Well
Like
One
Thing
Is
Also
Good
For
Is
Say
You
Just
Like
You're
Setting
Up
A
Box
And
Need
To
Be
To
Address
It
By
Name
But
The
DNS
Records
Haven't
Propagated
Yet
And
You
Don't
Want
To
Wait
Around
For
The
Day
Or
To
Propagate
You
Can
Go
Into
Your
Host
File
And
Say
Okay
Dogballs.
Strom
Carlson.com
Is
Really
This
IP
Address
So
Whenever
I
Call
It
Dogballs.
Strom
Carlson.com
Just
Know
That
Exactly
I
Mean
That's
One
Of
The
Other
Things
About
That
Is
Besides
Specifying
A
Certain
Name
That
Isn't
In
DNS
Is
That
You
Can
Also
Use
It
Override
Certain
Names
That
Are
In
DNS
And
This
Is
More
Of
A
Prevention
Thing
Than
Actually
Curing
It
But
If
You
Want
There's
Actual
Services
Out
There
That
Basically
Try
To
Blacklist
All
Adware
Services
And
Just
You
Can
Use
They
Provide
Host
Files
That
Basically
Redirect
Any
Type
Of
Spyware
Services
To
A
Non
Existent
IP
Address
Or
To
An
IP
Address
That
Basically
refers
To
It
As
To
The
Computer
It
So
It
Essentially
Nullifies
All
That
So
That
That's
The
First
Thing
You
Want
To
Do
Actually
Droops
And
I
Don't
Have
The
URL
For
This
Which
Is
Really
Sad
So
You
Might
Want
To
Ask
Him
Directly
If
You
Know
A
Thousand
People
Are
Going
To
Be
E-mailing
Him
Tomorrow
Droops
Maintains
A
Host
File
That
Actually
Does
Some
Of
This
Allegedly
It
Quite
Well
I
Haven't
Actually
Used
It
Myself
But
It
Basically
It
Nullifies
A lot
Of
This
And
Does
Quite
A
Good
Job
Or
So
He
Says
And
He
Maintains
It
Also
There's
A
Couple
Of
Other
Services
Out
There
And
I
Actually
Don't
Have
Links
For
This
That's
Actually
Kind
Of
Sad
There's
A
Couple
Of
Services
Out
There
Where
They
Provide
Host
Files
That
Blacklist
A
Lot
Of
Adware
Services
Going
On
To
The
Actual
Removal
Tools
There's
A
Very
Nice
Site
Out
There
And
It's
Called
Each
I'm
Going
To
Give
The
Tiny
URL
Tiny
URL
Dot
Com
Slash
India
Echo
Bravo
India
Actually
Shocked
Most
Of
The
Tiny
URLs
Tonight
Are
Four
Digits
Or
Four
Characters
Wow
Anyway
The
Site
Netherland
Person
By
Name
Of
Merlin
Or
Sandals
Merlin
I'm
Sorry
And
He
Does
A
Lot
Of
They're
Called
The
Dutch
Netherlandic
I
Like
Netherlandic
It
Sounds
A
Better
Anyway
The
Dutch
This
Dutch
Person
Whose
Handle
Is
Merlin
And
His
Three
Big
Tools
Along
With
A
Lot
Of
Other
Stuff
He
Does
A
Great
Job
With
The
Stuff
That
Comes
In
Very
Handy
The
Three
Tools
He
Provides
That I
Use
A
Lot
Are
Hijack
This
Startup
List
And
CWS
Shredder
Now
Hijack
This
It
Basically
It's
A
General
Homepage
Hijack
Removal
And
Detector
And
Remover
He
Initially
Based
It
On
An
Article
Called
Hijacked
Which
Is
Tiny
URL
Dot
Com
Slash
Alpha
Three
India
Lima
Again
Four
Characters
Amazing
He
Does
A
Very
Good
Job
I
Believe
He
Actually
Sold
This
To
McAfee
Or
Maybe
It
Was
Not
The
Utility
The
Utility
Itself
Is
Really
Updated
To
Detect
Remove
New
Type
Of
Styles
Of
Hijacks
That
Spyware
Users
Provide
Or
Use
I
Guess
The
Proper
Term
Could
Be
Exploit
While
It
Doesn't
Actually
Target
Say
You
Know
Such
And
Such
An
Ad
Program
You
Know
That
Is
A
Nasty
One
Remove
It
Basically
It's
Like
A
Very
Sharp
Knife
And
You
Can
Kill
Yourself
Easily
Very
Easily
Or
You
Can
Remove
The
Nasty
Bits
It
Profiles
The
Events
Hijackers
Use
To
Force
You
Onto
Their
Sites
And
But
The
Problem
Is
As
A
Result
Of
This
False
Positives
Definitely
Are
Going
To
Happen
And
Unless
You're
Really
Sure
What
You
Know
What
You're
Doing
Which
You
Can
Actually
Get
The
Hang
Of
It
Quite
Easily
Despite
What
The
Disclaimers
Say
Like
For
Example
If
You're
Giving
This
To
Your
Aunt
And
You're
Not
Sitting
At
The
Computer
You
Should
Really
Tell
Her
To
Consult
With
Someone
Who
Actually
Knows
What
The
They're
Doing
Before
Deleting
Anything
Or
Removing
Certain
Settings
Another
One
Of
Tools
Like
I said
Startup
List
It's
A
Really
Simple
Tool
That
Lists
Basically
Any
And
All
Every
Auto
Starting
Program
On
Your
System
And
For
Those
Of
You
Who
Have
Never
Dealt
With
This
There
Are
Like
15
Billion
Ways
On
A
Windows
System
To
Get
Something
To
Automatically
Start
With
The
Computer
Turning
On
And
It's
Yeah
I mean
Literally
I
Stopped
Paying
Attention
To
How
That
Worked
After
Windows
3.1
And
I
Am
Just
Amazed
Because
I
Mean
The
Last
Time
I
Looked
At
It
There
Was
Just
The
Auto
Exec
File
There
Not
Win
Any
And
That
Was
It
Yeah
And
Now
It's
So
Horrifyingly
Complicated
It's
Scary
It
Really
Is
Literally
Unless
You
Up
With
Your
System
When
It
Starts
Personally
I
Use
This
To
It's
Really
Common
To
Use
It
For
Malfunctioning
System
But
It
Also
Really
Is
Handy
For
Trojan
Horses
And
Viral
Infections
And
As
Always
Spyware
Malware
All
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
It's
A
Really
Sweet
Program
Basically
This
Guy
Does
An
Amazing
Job
I
Don't
Give
Him
Enough
Props
I
Really
Need
To
Find
Out
His
Final
Program
Which
Is
Basically
How
I
Found
This
Hijack
This
Was
Really
A
Program
That
Came
Out
That
I
Found
After
Basically
Just
Strumming
Around
His
Site
For
A
While
His
First
Program
That
He
Really
Came
Out
With
And
Apparently
The
Spyware
Haters
Really
Hate
Him
For
This
Is
Called
CWS
Shredder
And
For
Those
You
Who
Don't
Know
What
CWS
Stands
For
It
Is
A
Spyware
Program
Called
Cool
Web
Search
Which
Is
Just
The
Most
Obnoxious
Title
Ever
Basically
I
Think
This
Is
One
Of
His
First
Program
It
Is
A
Small
Utility
For
Removing
Cool
Web
Search
Which
Goes
For
15
Different
Danes
Cool
WW
Search
You
Find
All
White
Pages
Literally
There
Dozens
Of
Names
And
He
Wrote
This
Program
Because
A
Couple
Other
Tools
That
Are
Used
Like
AdWare
Or
Spy
Bot
Search
and Destroy
Don't
Do a
Complete
Job
Of
Removing
This
Hijacking
In
Spyware
And
He
Basically
Updates
This
Because
They
Constantly
The
Actual
Spyware
Provider
Constantly
Updates
His
Program
And
Spy
Bot
Search
and
Destroy
And
AdWare
Don't
Always
Keep
Up
Spy
Bot
Search
and
Destroy
Actually
Does
A
Better
Job
Of
Updating
But
AdWare
Is
Kind
Of
Slow
We'll
Get
Into
That
Later
He
Does
A
Very
Good
Job
Updating
This
And
Actually
This
Program
Is
Very
Like
Updated
Almost
Every
Other
Week
To
Deal
With
The
New
Variance
That
This
Service
Actually
Comes
Out
With
Two
Other
Programs
Both
We
Just
Mentioned
Spy
Bot
Search
And
Destroy
Which
Is
Available
At
TinyURL.com
Slash
37
Tango
Nine
Fox
And
AdWare
Which
Is
TinyURL.com
Slash
Whiskey
November
Five
Niner
AdWare
Is
Nice
I
Used
To
Swear
By
Them
However
In
My
Personal
Opinion
They've
Really
Started
The
Slack
Off
Lately
Um
They're
They've
Yeah
My
Opinion
Tends
To
Vacillate
Between
The
Two
Of
Them
I
Really
Like
One
Day
I'll
Be
Really
Enamored
With
AdWare
And
The
Day
I'll
Prefer
Spy
Boss
And
Go
Back
And
Basically
You
Really
What
You
Want
To
Do
Is
You
Want
To
Just
Run
Them
In
Tandem
That
That's
My
Best
Advice
To
Them
AdWare
Is
A
Much
More
Commercial
Offering
Like
For
Example
They
Have
All
These
Commercial
Things
You
Can
Buy
And
Download
And
Set
Up
On
Your
Own
Computer
However
SpyBot
Is
Free
Completely
And
Totally
It
Doesn't
Free
Yes
SpyBot
Does
A
Very
Good
Job
It
Offers
A
Lot
Of
Usual
Features
And
They
Do
A
Good
Job
Of
Delivering
Tools
That
You
Really
Want
To
Use
When
You're
Dealing
With
A
Spyware
Infection
It
Actually
Includes
Something
Which
I
Really
Don't
Understand
Email
List
Of
Opt
Out
Addresses
That
You
Can
Stop
Unwanted
Felicitations
From
Which
I
Personally
Wouldn't
Use
In
A
Lifetime
But
Hey
They
Include
It
If
That's
Your
Boat
Go
Right
Ahead
It
Would
Be
Actually
I
Think
What
I'll
Do
Before
The
Next
Show
Is
I'll
Download
That
And
I'll
Create
A
Gmail
Account
Or
Something
And
I
Will
Submit
My
New
Gmail
Account
To
The
Email
List
And
See
What
Happens
In
The
Space
Of
Terribly
Sorry
About
This
Person
That
I've
Completely
He
Has
This
Picture
Of
This
Withered
So
I
Actually
His
Name
Is
M-E-R-I-J-N
Like
Merigen
And
It's
Merigen
Belcombe
And
I
Always
Constantly
Refer
To
It
As
Merlin
Because
Hey
It's
Got
The
Wizard
By
Next
He's
Got
The
Animated
Ball
With
Lightning
Bolts
Coming
Out
Of
It
So
It's
Merigen
Dot
Org
And
It's
Also
Spywareinfo.com
Tilda
Merigen
And
He's
A
Student
In
Netherlands
And
He
Does
Seriously
He
Does
Amazing
Work
So
What
Also
Spybot
Does
Is
He
Actually
They
Actually
Include
A
File
Shredder
To
Securely
Overwrite
Unlaunted
Documents
That
Get
Deleted
From
Your
PC
Addleware
Doesn't
Do
Any
Of
This
For
The
Most
Part
However
Addleware
Does
A
Very
Good
Job
Of
Removing
Spyware
And
All
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
That
You
Wanted
To
Do
So
While
Addleware
Is
Nice
And
Everything
The
Problem
Is
That
While
Addleware
Actually
Removes
Certain
Things
And
Spybot
Doesn't
While
At
The
Same
Point
Spyware
Removes
Certain
Things
That
Addleware
Doesn't
So
If
You
Actually
Install
Them
And
Run
Them
In
Tandem
And
Run
After
Another
And
They
Usually
Catch
Everything
That
You
Really
Want
To
Do
And
Personally
When
You
Actually
Want
To
Do
This
When
I
Actually
Have
A PC
That
Is
Infected
With
Spyware
The
First
Thing
I
Do
Actually
Do
Is
Hit
The
Uninstall
Menu
Like
The
Add
And
Move
Programs
And
Windows
While
Yes
This
Will
Almost
Guaranteed
Not
Remove
Like
90%
Of
The
Programs
There
Actually
Are
Still
A
Few
Very
Few
For
That
Matter
Outfits
That
Are
I'm
Not
Sure
If
You
Want
Actually
Say
Honest
Enough
But
They
Either
Have
A
Conscience
Or
They
Want
To
Actually
Provide
A
Hint
Of
Legitimacy
To
Their
Programs
That
Oh
We
Can
Actually
Uninstall
It
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
However
I
Always
Find
A
Hint
Of
Legitimacy
Like
A
Pinch
Of
Salt
Or
Something
Yeah
I
Know
Just
A
Hint
Of
Legitimacy
One
With
A
Little
Touch
Of
Oregano
Um
Legitimacy
Pizza
I
Could
Really
Go
For
Pizza
Right
Now
But
Either
Way
What
Actually
Always
Amuses
Me
Is
Like
These
Programs
That
Say
Oh
You
Know
It
Shows
Up
In
Your
Ad
Remove
Programs
You
Click
Uninstall
And
It
Says
Oh
You
Want
To
Uninstall
This
Okay
Here
Go
To
Our
Website
And
Download
This
Program
Run
It
And
It
Will
Uninstall
The
Program
And
I
Just
Look
Are
You
Do
You
Think
I'm
Stupid
It
I
Mean
It
It's
Just
Insane
No
My
Favorite
Are
The
Ones
Where
You
Click
The
Uninstall
And
Then
It
Says
Are
You
Sure
You
Really
Want
To
Uninstall
This
Yes
Oh
Did
You
Want
To
Install
All
These
Five
Search
Toolbars
For
Internet
Explorer
2
Uh
Come
On
Yes
You
Really
Do
Want
To
Install
Them
There
They're
Installed
Ha
Now
www.yzzrd.com
I
Am
No
Wizard
Do
You
Want
The
Home
Invasion
Again
Anyway
So
Once
I
Do
That
I
Usually
I
Go
Through
That
Just
To
See
What's
Installed
I
Hit
Remove
You
Know
I
Try
To
Install
What
I
Can
And
That
Usually
Eliminates
Maybe
One
Maybe
Two
Out
Of
Fifteen
Million
But
Hey
It's
At
Worth
A
Shot
Basically
Next
Time
After
That
Break
Got
The
Removal
Utilities
At
Aware
Spy
Bot
Personally
I
Used
To
Be
A
Fan
Of
At
Aware
But
Literally
Spy
Bot
Has
Taken
Over
That
Number
One
Position
But
Running
Them
In
Tandem
I
Highly
Recommend
It's
Always
Handy
At
Aware
Does
A
Swell
Job
Of
Certain
Things
However
Spy
Bot
Also
Does
A
Better
Good
Job
On
A
Lot
Of
Other
Things
Sometimes
When
You run
The
Utilities
There are
Certain
Things
Where
I
Got
To
Admit
I
Will
Say
The
Spyware
Manufacturers
Developers
Do
A
Very
Good
Job
Of
Masquerading
These
Programs
Within
The
System
They
Masquerade
Them
As
A
System
Process
They
Make
It
So
You
Can't
Terminate
The
Program
So
Therefore
You
Can't
Delete
It
Because
Windows
Is
Stupid
Like
That
They
Really
Know
How
To
Proper
I
Wouldn't
Say
Properly
Infest
The
System
Very
Well
When
You
Run
Into
These
Things
Basically
The
Removal
Tools
Can't
Touch
Them
And
Before
Like
Back
In
The
Day
What
You
Need
To
Do
Is
You
Need
To
Boot
Them
To
A
Command
Prompt
Where
Nothing
Else
Is
Running
It
Was
Just
That
And
You
Know
Go
In
And
Follow
Instructions
That
You
Find
Online
Delete
Systems
By
Hand
Or
That
Or
You
Know
Boot
Them
Up
Into
A
Like
Nopix
Or
Another
Linux
Live
CD
And
Take
That
Out
That
Way
However
I
Going
To
Now
Yes
It's
Wonderful
This
Wonderful
Another
Nordic
Programmer
Whose
Name
Is
They
Have
Horrible
Names
Bart
Laguer
Wigil
Can
You
Seriously
How do you
Pronounce
That
L
A
G
E
R
W
E
I
J
How do
You
Pronounce
J
At
The
End
Of
It
Lazer
Way
Lazer
Way
Lazer
Way
Shut
Up
Laguer
Weege
I
Don't
Know
Late
Laguer
Wigil
From
Um
Bin
Rev
Radio
Hereby
Apologizes
For
All
Horrible
Name
Mispronunciations
And
If
You
Do
Know
The
Correct
Pronunciations
Please
Email
Radio
At
Bin
Rev
Dot
Com
Or
Leave
Us
Voicemail
Thanks
Yes
I
Well
I
Guess
The
Netherlands
Have
All
The
Smart
Anti
Spyware
Programmers
Um
Anyway
This
Bart
Person
Has
Developed
a
Program called
Bart
P
E
Um
And
It's
Basically
It's
Tiny
Oral
Dot
Com
Slash
Quebec
Pop
Up
Kilowatt
Yankee
Um
He
Developed
It's
An
Awesome
Program
Basically
What
It is
Is
You
Run
This
Program
And
As
Long
As
You
Have
A
Real
Honest
To
Goodness
Windows
XP
CD
Or
Say
For
Example
Something
You
Might
Find
Some
Place
On
Certain
Websites
We
Won't
Get
Into
That
Oh
Look
At
The
CD
That
Just
Showed
Up
On
My
Desk
One
After
It's
Amazing
I guess
I'll
Use
It
Yes
Basically
If you
Have
A
Real
Windows
XP
CD
Whether
What I'm
Saying
Is
Not
One
Of
These
Restore
CDs
That
You
Are
Included
With
Your
Computer
It
Will
Allow
You
To
Create
A
Bootable
Windows
Live
CD
And
It's
Full
Of
All
Kinds
Of
Handy
Features
Basically
And
One
Of
The
Things
He
Includes
With
It
Is
Spybot
Search
And
Destroy
Because
You're
Booting
From
This
Live
CD
It
Doesn't
Actually
Boot
From
The
Infested
Hard
Drive
So
Declares
Open
Season
On
All
Of
These
Nasty
Bits
You
Know
Basically
It
Comes
In
You
Can
Run
The
Shot
You
Can
Have
The
Howitzer
Firing
Upon
All
These
Spyware
Bits
And
Eliminate
Them
Completely
So
It's
Very
Handy
All
The
Automated
Tools
Are
Basically
Freed
Up
From
Running
Dependently
On
The
Operating
System
In
Our
All
The
Security
Features
And
Masquerading
Bits
Are
Often
Eliminated
So
Tushy
More
Than
A
Few
Times
I'm
Not
Actually
Sure
If
They
Called
A
Spyware
This
Is
Just
Sort
Of
A
You
Know
A
Nickname
For
It
Within
The
Anti
Spyware
Communities
It's
Called
VX2
And
For
Those
Who
Don't
Know
VX2
Is
A
Very
Nasty
Nerve
Gas
However
It
Is
Nearly
Impossible
To
Delete
When
You're
Running
The
System
Unless
You
Really
Know
What
You're
Doing
And
There's
Like
15
Bazillion
Different
Mutations
Of
It
So
It's
Very
Hard
To
Actually
Capture
And
Delete
They
Were
Very
Impossible
To
Ripe
Out
Before
But
However
BART
When
You
Boot
Up
On
A
Bootable
CD
It
Greatly
Simplifies
The
Process
It's
Not
As
Easy
As
Point
And
Click
But
Greatly
Simplifies
The
Process
So
At
Least
I
Hope
That
We
Got
A
Couple
Of
Utilities
Out
There
That
People
Don't
Know
Of
If
Not
You
Know
This
Should
Be
Handy
For
People
When
Your
Aunt
Mildred
Comes
And
Say
My
Computer
Is
Running
Very
Slow
Sonny
Can
You
Come
And
Take
A
Look
At
It
Now
You
Will
Be
Prepared
You'll
Be
Like
A
Boy
Scout
You'll
Be
A
Boy
Scout
With
Lots
Of
CDs
In
Your
End
Exactly
Actually
I
Do
Have
Like
This
Little
Tiny
CD
Case
And
I
Actually
Have
It
In
The
CD
Case
Of
Bart
PE
And
All
These
Utilities
That
I
Can
Install
On
Computer
And
The
Little
Box
That
I
Have
All
This
Stuff
In
Along
With
Emergency
Tools
And
Stuff
That
You
Probably
Need
Take
With
You
If
You
You're
Working
On
A
Computer
I
Do
Call
It
My
Trauma
Kit
Slap
Little
Red
Cross
Symbol
On
The
Side
That
Would
Be
That
Would
Be
Pushing
It
Anyway
So
Anyway
Things
Were
Running
Yes
We
Are
We
Are
Do
Our
Announcements
Do
You
Have
Announcements
Don't
Forget
It's
Kind
Of
Short
Notice
But
Layer
One
Is
In
Less
Than
Two
Weeks
Layer
One
Dot
Info
In
Pasadena
You
Can
Still
Pre
Register
Before
The
Eighth
Of
April
For
Only
Sixt
And
Come
Out
And
Hear
Some
Really
Awesome
Talk
Including
My
Talk
So
Come
Out
And
Hear
Me
Talk
About
The
Wonderful
FedEx
Kinko
Hack
Get to
Learn
Strom
With
All
Kinds
Of
Wonderful
FedEx
Kinko
Hack
Type
Things
Also
My
Announcement
Is
Petrolo
23
Wanted
Me
To
Plug
TWAT
Which
Is
TWAT
Tech.org
You
Should
Really
Add
To
Your
Podcast
It's
Very
Interesting
He
Wanted
To
Let
Everyone
Know
That
Episode
100
Is
Coming
Up
Sometime
This
Month
They
Do
A
New
Episode
Every
Day
And
That
He
Has
A
Bigger
Phallus
Than
Pony
Boy
So
I
Personally
I
Didn't
Want
To
Know
That
But
Well
I'll
Just
I'll
Do
Them
Both
And
Then
I'll
Oh
There
You
I'm
Sure
They'll
Actually
I
Think
Petrolo
23
Is
In
LA
So
If
You
Also
I
Will
Be
At
Linux
World
Tomorrow
Along
With
A
Couple
Of
Other
People
Koresh
And
I
Don't
Know
Who
Else
Is
Coming
A
Couple
Other
People
From
Boston
2600
And
A
Couple
Other
People
That
I
Know
Of
So
I
Will
Be
There
If
You're
Actually
In
The
Area
And
You
Want
To
Say
Just
Look
For
The
Fat
Balding
Guy
Actually
No
That
Doesn't
Narrow
Down
There
Anyway
Just
You
Know
Leave
Me
A
Voicemail
On
My
Number
Which
Is
On
The
Forums
914
239
5132
8888
Extension
So
Just
Leave
Me
A
Voicemail
Hey
We
Can
Go
Out
For
Lunch
And
I
Don't
Know
Whatever
Oh
Strom
Do
You
Have
Any
Shouts
This
Evening
Hmm
None
That
I
Can
Think
Of
For
Say
Shouts
To
Evan
Doorbell
For
A
We
Know
But
We
Are
Not
Going
To
Tell
Anybody
Yes
I
I'll
Send
Shouts
Out
Petrillo23
For
Doing
Twat
And
Getting
It
Up
There
And
Just
Recruiting
It
Out
There
And
Droops
As
Well
Because
Droops
Had
More
Than
A
Small
Hand
Into
It
Side
Of
The
Week
Is
The
Linux
Tech
Show
The
Linux
Link
Tech
Show
I
Completely
Mispronounced
it
Linux
Link
Tech
Show
T
Yes
It's a
Fun
Show
You
Should
Listen
To
It
Email
Radio
At
Binrev
Dot
Com
Strom
Or
Leave
Us
Voic
Oh
Yes
Sir
Triple
Eight
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Binrev
Anytime
Between
Not
930
To
11
And
Tuesday
Yes
So
Strom
Would
You
Would
You
Like
To
Talk
About
Our
Closing
Music
Tonight
Which
You
Actually
Found
All
By
Yourself
And
I
Was
Very
Proud
Of
You
Got
A
Gold
Star
Yes
And
I
Was
Looking
For
An
Example
Audio
File
And
If
You
Have
Seen
2001
You
Know
That
Hal
Sings
Daisy
Bell
At
The
End
Of
The
Movie
While
He's
Being
Unplugged
Goes
Daisy
Give
Me
Your
Answer
To
So
Anyway
That
Was
Actually
Inspired
By
The
Fact
That
Arthur
C
Clark
Was
Visiting
A
Friend
At
Bell
Labs
And
They
Were
Doing
Vocoder
Research
And
They
One
Of
The
First
Thing
They
Ever
Taught
A
Computer
To
Sing
Was
Daisy
Bell
And
Arthur
C
Clark
Happened
To
Be
Sitting
In
The
Room
While
The
Computer
Did
Its
First
Performance
Of
Daisy
Bell
So
I
Found
The
Recording
Which
Was
On
Audio.
Text
Files.com
Actually
And
So
I
Figured
Hey
It's
A
Kind
Of
Cool
Closing
Music
Unconventional
Not
What
We
Usually
Do
So
That's
Our
Closing
Music
For
The
Evening
God
Bless
Jason
Scott
Yes
The
IBM
I
Forget
The
Exact
7401
Was
It
Some
Gigantic
IBM
Mainframe
Singing
Daisy
Bell
In
1961
Wow
That's
Our
Closing
Music
Yeah
All right
So
That's
Our
Closing
Music
Tonight
And
We're
Going
To
Once
Again
Apologize
For
The
Fact
That
We
Weren't
Live
This
Week
And
We're
Going
To
Try
To
Get
That
Fixed
By
Next
Week
I
Just
Need
To
Basically
Write
Up
A
Forum
Post
Right
After
This
And
We'll
See
You
Next
Week
Same
Hack
Time
Same
Hack
Channel
To
Time
To
This
Next
Week
To
学
вопросы
Off
O
To
Find
To
Two
To
Piano music
Daisy, Daisy
Daisy
I've met crazy all for the love of you, it won't be a stylish wearing, I'd best afford a carrying, but you look sweet about the feet of a bicycle built for you.