This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a Nero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dreamcast
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
Your CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
You feel that rattling in your bones?
When I tell you we just packed out Jones
And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers
Serial cards, source codes, ISO, RAM, SIP, SIS
This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers
Hello and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio
Episode 176
Inching ever closer to 200 or something
Today's date, December 5th, 2006
I'm Black Ratchet this evening
Oh, actually I'm Black Ratchet all the time
But, and this evening we have Face Man with us
Hey, got my sweet tea going on
Oh God
Three times
Let me guess, you're from South
You're from the South, aren't you?
Of course, Alabama
Yeah, crazy
You and Droops and
Down on the Gulf Coast there
Pony Boys in Atlanta?
Well, that's not really the Gulf Coast though
Yeah, well
I always say, I know Droops is going to get pissed off if I say this
But I always forget whether or not he lives in Mississippi or Alabama
And I think he lives in Mississippi
Yeah, I think it's Mississippi
Yeah
I don't know
Alabama
Of course
You're both in the armpit of America, please
No, that's New England, around Boston?
No, New Jersey, but anyway
Well, that's something, I'm not sure if anyone else calls it up here
But it calls it around this country
But, you know, around here we call New Jersey the armpit of America
Because it's right underneath New York
And I guess it roughly looks at an arm
We're going to get a lot of emails from everybody in New Jersey flaming us
Oh, yeah
We had, my college professor
He used to hate New York and New Jersey
Which is actually ironic because he was from New York
But, actually, no
New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut
And he always used to refer to them as
The New York, New Jersey, Connecticut continuum
And, actually, if you ever got the lowest score on a test
He would attach a receipt from the New Jersey Turnpike to your test
It was amusing
He called it the New Jersey Turnpike Award
I actually, sadly enough, I actually never got it
Which, actually, I guess kind of is a good thing
But it's disappointing at the same time
It's just one of those things you want to get
Yeah
Like skydiving
It's just one of those things you've got to get
I'm not going to jump out of a plane
No, thank you
Oh, well
I'm not crazy
Hey, I'm doing it
I am crazy, but not crazy in that way
So, okay
I think everyone's probably actually going over here saying
Who the hell's face, man?
So, who the hell are you?
I am just a noob from Alabama
Yeah, you're a noob from Alabama
So, you've been on the forums?
I think I have one post on the forums
I hang out more in IRC
And I don't really have anything to talk about in the forums
But you lurk
You lurk in IRC, too
Yeah, I lurk
I listen to everything
And I'm knowledgeable
I like to learn
So
And actually, I will point this out as a very good example
Face man, actually
How he got on the show
Was he sat down
And he sent me a letter saying
Geez, I have this really cool topic for you
Would you like to do it?
And I said, well, type me up some notes
And he sent me this wonderful outline
And what is the topic for this evening?
We'll just
Won't leave anyone in suspense
The topic for this evening is wilderness survival
Or survival skills and such like that
I think we're going to
At least I'm going to attempt to
Kind of spread it out
Because survival skills is just not wilderness
Yeah
And I want to include some evasion stuff, too
So, if for any reason
You go hacking into the wrong system
And the cops come after you
You can go to the woods
Go to the woods and hide out
And make sure you drag around
Like a 12-volt battery for you
So you can power your laptop
And you'll be all of a sudden
But, yes, you know, people
I've been saying, you know
Send me in your topic suggestions
And people are sending them
Good topic suggestions
And I always say
You go to type up some notes
And you can co-host
And FaceMan is the example of that
Yeah, and I'm like
He's our guinea pig
So I guess if this sucks
I'm not going to let anyone else on
Well, hey
Well, the past three episodes
You've had somebody new on, right?
Popping a bunch of
Yeah, I called them cherries
Actually, that's like the first comment
I've ever actually really gotten
A lot of comments on
Where I just called them cherries
And they're like
Oh, man, you called them cherries
That's amazing
I was like
I mean, yes, there's connotations there
Where it's, you know, more of a sexual thing
But, you know, I just picked it up
From fighter pilot
Because that's your slang
For people who've never flown before
And then I
You can tell why they call them that
But anyway
That's the kind of term I was using
I wasn't trying to make any
Connotations there
For people with dirty minds
We won't give that any more discussion
For the record
You weren't
I feel like a congressman
Yes, I'm a pervert
No
Actually, no
Strom's not here
We don't talk about sex anymore
Oh, yeah
I totally went there
So, yeah
That's our topic this evening
Survival skills
Of wilderness survival
And that's fun stuff
So
Buckle your seatbelt
So we're going to have a fun ride
Right
For those of you that know
Absolutely nothing about wilderness
Which actually I think
Is a lot of people
In our audience
Not insulting these people
Because it's a lot of things
A lot of stuff
That a lot of people
Don't know about
Right
Especially in a technology forum
So
That's about it
You want to go into email?
What about housekeeping?
I think that's about housekeeping
I don't think we have anything
For housekeeping tonight
Okay
What is housekeeping anyways?
Our first email tonight
Is from Livindead
And he writes
For the past year or so
I've been semi-interested
In bots and botnets
Looking over source
Collecting source
Tracking botnets
Every once in a while
And tracking botnets
Every once in a while
As far as commanding
The nets go
Most of what I've seen
Is that the botmaster
Will issue the command
Into the topic
To either DDoS
Scan spread
Or do whatever it is
That the botnet
Is being used for
Savant mentioned
That a lot of bots
Don't use binaries
To update
To update the bot
But
And that most of the time
That they use text files
Personally
I've seen the opposite
In the source
That I've seen
Configurations
Have been hard-coded
Into the source
And the botmaster
Will just use
The download
And execute function
Of the bot
To update it
Also in regards
To the number
Of exploits
The bot has
I've seen
A lot of the bots
I've seen
A lot of the bots
I've seen
With multiple spreaders
From the sources
I've seen
A lot of the different bots
Are just modifications
Of the bots
Other people
Have taken
From the source
Man, I
Source from
Yeah, I'm totally
Pulling a strom here
And just like
Completely stumbling
Over his grammar
But nothing personal
You want me
No, I'm fine
From the sources
I've seen
A lot of the different bots
Are just modifications
Of other bots
Or people
Have taken
From many
No, I just
Merged them together
Into a Frankenstein
Type bot
With bits and pieces
Of ones that
Put together
Okay
This is especially
True for the spreaders
That are included
With different variations
Of the bots
A lot of the time
Of the bot makers
Rip spreaders
From other bots
And modify them
To work with the bot
They are using
Or writing
Last, I've actually
Seen some bots
Using encryption
As far as IRC
Networks go
I've recently
Seen a couple
Using SSL
Connections
To the IRC
Networks
Meaning they are
Probably using
SSL only channels
On the server
Making it much
More difficult
To retrieve
Passwords, channels
And login information
Live and dead
And first of all
I'm thinking
I'm going to apologize
Live and dead
For butchering his
Email
But really
I mean people
Just
I think part of
The problem
Was when I
Copied and pasted
This in
This was just
One paragraph
But
It went
And when I
Copied and pasted
It just turned out
To one line
So it was just
Like the sort of
Free flowing giant
Paragraph I had
So
Do they send it
Back to you?
No, no
It's fine
I'm good
I did stumble
My way through it
But you know
It was a good email
I will say that
It had a lot of
Information there
I've seen botnets
That distribute
New binaries
To zombies
Like for example
There's
I guess you could
Call it
Botnet version 1.0
And then the
Guy rips a couple
More spreaders out there
And releases 1.1
So all the botnets
Can update
Or all the
I'm sorry
All the zombies
Can update in the botnet
But I've also seen
Text files for
Configuration
Sift out on them
So I think
You and Savant
Could be talking
About related subjects
But technically
Apples and oranges
Because there's
Configuration side
And there's the
Actual executable
But I think
That's what
Savant was talking
About
He will have to
Give that episode
Another listen
Botnets are a lot
Of fun to track
And monitor
But unless you're
Going to cross the
Line and do
Something illegal
And yes
It is illegal
Because despite
The fact that
This computer
Has a horrible
Nasty zombie on it
You are trespassing
Onto the system
If you're issuing
A command to it
And you're
Technically as guilty
In my opinion
I mean
Yes
I think you're
Very much
In the morally
Right if you
Decide to
Uninstall it
But I think
Some overzealous
Federal prosecutor
Will see your
Fingerprints all over
And go after you
Rather than the
Guy in Latvia
I mean
Unless you really
Want to do
Something illegal
You can't
Take them out
Or shut them
Down or tell
Them to
Uninstall
But
You know
Like I said
Moral gray area
We won't even
Touch that right
Here
Sounds like a lot
Of fun
It would be
Great just to
Like sneak in
And find a way
Of doing it
And just like
Completely zip a
Botnet down
But it's
The best you
Can do
To be left
To the
Government
And well
Theoretically
Or a law
Enforcement agency
Well I mean
The only thing
That you really
Can do
And they've
Actually
They have
Worked around
This
Or they do
Try to work
Around this
Is attempt to
Eliminate the
Command and
Control channel
But that's
A crapshoot
And especially
If you have
Like some
Server in
Outer
Siberia
Whose admin
Doesn't speak
English
And doesn't
Really care
Whether or
Not he's
Just running
An IRC
Server
He doesn't
Care if it's
Command and
Control channel
But
Whatever
And yes
There's actually
A lot of
Bots out there
That are
Starting to
Use SSL
For the
Exact reasons
That live
And unspecified
Because they
Don't want to
Get monitored
And be
Tracked
Another thing
That I've
Actually started
To see
Is
Or I
Actually
Haven't
Started to
See it
I don't
Have enough
Spare time
To track
Them down
Fortunately
Despite it
Being actually
Kind of fun
When I did
Do it
Is I
Started to
Read that
They're
Starting to
Use
HTTP
Service
Command and
Control
Which is
Quite interesting
And actually
Takes a lot
Of the fun
Out of the
Game
But
I actually
Think IRC
May be on
The way
Out as
Command and
Control
Mechanism
But who
Knows
I'm just
A noob
That you
Are
Yes I
Am
Once I
Heard the
Botnet episode
It got me
Thinking you
Know I
Really should
Learn to
Program so
That I
Can write
A bot
Anyone
Can write
A bot
I mean
I
Wrote a
Bot for
The
In-Rev IRC
Channel
Lots of
People hate
It but we
Won't get
Into that
Yeah the
Tiny
R1
Oh yeah
You have
Seen Hound
Dog
Yeah a lot
Of people
Did
It was
But a lot
Of people
Didn't
A bunch
Of people
Who were
Very vocal
Didn't like
It so
It was
Just
Shelled
Away and
Of course
I did
Get permission
To bring
It back
But by
The time
I decided
To bring
It back
They updated
The pro
Module I
Used and
Completely
Took out
A bunch
Of commands
That I
Needed
So
I'm
Halfway
Through
Rewriting
It but
Yeah
It's not
A priority
Yeah
Well I was
Thinking you
Know if you
If you have
Not a specific
Person
Purpose in
Mind that you
Want to just
Do anything
With the bot
Net and
You want a
Powerful bot
Net and
That you're
Not trying
To make
Money off
Of it
And just
Program for
Say a year
And made
This perfect
Bot
You could
Do amazing
Things
You could
And actually
Sadly enough
That's what
People actually
Do
And I
Think we
Kind of
Brushed that
Over on
The malware
Episode
That there's
People out
There who
Code this
Our
Halloween
Special
I completely
Forgot about
That
There's people
Out there
Who code
The stuff
And
There's
Suspicion
That
Despite
The fact
That they
Have
Given Russian
URLs
And everything
That these
People are
Stateside
And they
Sell them
To
Resellers
In Russia
And it's
Essentially
The middleman
Who
Do the
Selling
Because it's
Not illegal
To program
It over
Here
But it's
Illegal
To sell
However
Over in
Russia
It's not
Illegal
To sell
It
So
I think
Actually I'm
Not going to
Say this out
Loud
Because I'm
Not sure
If I'm
Allowed
To drop
This on
Air
But
There's
Certain
People out
There who
Think
Certain
Programmers
Who for
Well known
Botnets
Or
I'm sorry
Bots
Are
Space
Stateside
And they're
Actually
American people
And honestly
It wouldn't
Surprise me
At all
Because
The internet
Is all about
Taking down
Borders
Some stuff
Well
Let's see
Make a
Binrev
Botnet
Make it
Extremely
Powerful
And then
Sell it
To the
Israelis
Pay for
Everything
Binrev
Ever needs
To do
What do you
Mean
The Palestinians
Don't use
Computers
What are you
Crazy
Binrev
Does not
Support
Programming
A botnet
Or
You know
Selling it
To people
Or making
You know
Compromising
Computers
Or underage
Drinking
Or drug
Use
Or any
Other stuff
That you
May want
To try
To associate
With us
But if
The Mossad
Wants to
Contact
No no no
We're just
Going to
Drop it all
Right now
We're going
To go on
To the
Next email
Our next
Email
Is from
Paul T
Dear Stank
I've been
Meaning to
Email you
Guys about
Episode
170
I just
Haven't
Had the
Time
I can't
Remember
If you
Talked
About it
But I
Have a
Comment
About the
Fishers
That will
Send you
Emails
About
Companies
Whose stock
Is projected
To sore
So buy
Buy
Then sell
The stock
We're
Nearest apex
These guys
Are obviously
Damaged investor
Confidence
And therefore
Hurt the
Economy
How can
They be
Stopped
By beating
Them at
Their own
Game
Play the
Stock
That they
Are advertising
Is sitting
At around
50 cents
And might
Get above
$3
When it
Types
If you
Invest
$50
And buy
100
Shares
Then people
Do the
Same thing
The stock
Might rise
To $1
If you
Pull out
Quick
You won't
Get burned
And you
Have a
Net game
Of $50
If everyone
Pulled out
To the
$1
And when
The fishers
Weren't
Expecting
It
They also
Bought shares
Of $50
And they
Are the
Ones
Left
Holding
Their
Dicks
And stocks
Worth
Less than
A half
A cent
If fishers
Get wide
To the
Schemes
They might
Start
Selling
When the
Stock
Rises
To 10
Sets
Instead
Of $3
Just to
Beat
The other
Investors
But that
Is also
A good
Thing
Because the
Good guys
Can do
The same
Thing
And the
Plan
Here
Isn't
Really
To make
Money
Is to
Stop
The
Fishers
Cutting
Their
Profit
Margins
Is
Their
Main
Goal
I'm
Sorry
Is
The
Main
Goal
And
Eventual
Loss
Means
They might
See the
Attacks
Of the
Lost
Cause
And stop
Them
All
Together
However
Being the
Upbeat
Pessimist
That I
Am
I know
That this
Is simple
Dreaming
And that
There
Is always
Dumbasses
Willing
To give
Their
Money
Away
To pull
This
Off
It would
Be
A large
Group
Of
Coordinated
Investors
With
Only
A Little
To
Invest
So
That
No
One
Loses
Too
Much
Money
Maybe
A
Government
Task
Force
Armed
With
E-Trade
And
$1,500
Each
Might
Be
It
Might
Be
An
Easy
Way
To
Stop
These
Fishing
Attacks
And
Show
Up
A
National
Debit
At
The
Same
Time
Oh
Yeah
Microsoft
Has
The
Will
And
The
Money
To
It
So
Why
Haven't
They
Thought
About
It
Because
Microsoft
There's
A Couple
Of
Ideas
Why
I
Don't
Think
When
They
When
I
The
Scam
Is
Called
A
Pump
And
Dump
Because
What
They
Do
Is
They
Pump
Up
The
Stock
So
People
Invest
In
It
And
Then
They
Dump
All
Their
Shares
And
That's
When
It
Crashes
And
Everything
I'm
Not
Sure
If
When
They
Say
The
Target
Price
Is
$3
I'm
Not
Sure
If
That's
The
Target
Price
And
Whether
Or
Not
They
Actually
They
May
Be
Already
At
That
Point
That
Paul
Brought
Up
When
They
Are
Selling
It
It's
Five
Cents
Right
Now
Let's
Sell
It
When
It
Gets
To
Ten
Cents
So
I
I'm
Really
Not
Sure
If
That's
What
They
Do
But
I
Think
I
Think
I
Heard
That
Some
Place
But
Who
Knows
Next
You
Really
Wouldn't
Want
To
Do
This
Because
The SEC
At
Least
If
You're
In
The
United
States
Or
If
You
Have
A
Similar
Stock
Market
Enforcement
Agency
In
Your
Country
They'll
Probably
Start
Looking
At
You
Because
You're
Actually
Doing
Stuff
And
Actually
I think
A lot
Of
I'm
Guessing
That
A lot
Of
These
Pump
And
Dump
Stams
Happen
Within
A few
Hours
Of
The
Email
Since
They
Are
I
Think
The
Term
Is
Micro
Calf
I'm
Not
Stank
Might
Know
I
Think
He
Does
Stock
Markets
All
It
Takes
Is
Really
A
Few
People
To
Go
After
The
Stock
To
Go
Crazy
Because
It's
Just
That
Small
I
Mean
When
You're
Talking
About
You know
Market
Share
Of
Like
5,000
Shares
If
You've
Got
Three
People
Buying
A
Thousand
Shares
Each
That's
Over
50%
Of
Their
Market
Share
Going
Out
The
Window
So
Their
Market
Cap
I
Think
That's
Their
Term
I
Don't
Know
These
Stock
Investor
Terms
It's
All
Crazy
So
Yes
Well
I
Think
This
Is
Possible
It's
Just
Very
Difficult
And
I
Think
You'll
Probably
Just
End
Up
Getting
Burned
In
The
Process
And
Actually
Oh
Crap
I
Should
Have
Found
The
Site
There's
Actually
A
Guy
Online
Who
Tracks
The
Stock
After
The
Pump
And
Dump
And
I
Think
He
Started
Spam
He'd
Be
About
$50,000
In
The
Hole
Dang
Yeah
I
Forget
He
Like
Invested
X
Amount
Of
Money
Per
Stock
And
I
Think
It
Was
Only
Like
$100
Or
Something
I
Think
It
Was
Maybe
Like
10
Shares
Who
Knows
I
I'm
Not
Exactly
Sure
I
Really
Should
Find
That
Site
Maybe
I'll
Put
That
In
The
Housekeeping
For
Tomorrow
Or
Next
Week
That
Is
Can
We
Google
It
Sure
If
You
Want
To
Google
It
Fine
With
Me
But
I'll
Go
Into
The
Next
Email
How
About
That
Well
We'll
Split
Up
The
Work
I'd
Actually
Had
Some
Stuff
To
Say
On
That
One
Oh
You
Yeah
Oh
You
Were
Pretty
Quiet
So
I
Thought
You
Were
Done
But
Sure
Go
Right
Ahead
Well
I
Don't
Want
To
Interrupt
But
You've
Been
Saying
It
Probably
Happens
Within
A Few
Hours
But
If
You
Watch
Some
Of
The
Interviews
That
Some
Of
The
News
Networks
Do
With
Spammers
Like
Comedy
Central
Did
One
And
He
Was
Saying
That
He
Sent
Out
1400
Emails
Every
Second
Or
Something
And
If
You
Think
About
That
Many
Emails
It
Probably
Doesn't
Even
Take
Them
Hours
Before
They
About
It
Well
I
Think
The
Question
Is
Whether
Or
Not
How
Long
It
Takes
For
Yes
So
It
Depends
On
And
Also
He's
Talking
Like
You
Know
50
Cents
I
Hold
On
I'm
Actually
Going
To
Go
Into
My
Missed
Spam
Folder
So
I
Can
Bring
One
Of
These
Up
These
Are
Getting
Horrible
I
Just
Get
Phishing
Stuff
One
Of
These
That's
Like
All
The
Spam
I
Get
Hundreds
Of
Oh
Seriously
Like
Since
Last
Night
I
Had
Literally
Like
50
Spam
Sitting
In
I
Think
I
Have
Right
Now
From
Let's
See
When
Does
Really
Start
I
Think
I
Last
Emptied
This
My
Missed
Spam
Folder
Where
I
Just
Dragged
All
The
Spam
The
Spam
Assassin
This
So
I
Can
Try
To
Reclassify
My
Bayesian
System
Since
November
7th
I
Have
Received
1158
Spams
To
Got
By
My
Filter
Yeah
That's
A lot
Yeah
For
Example
I'm
Not
Going
To
Say
What
This
Stock
Is
But
The
Stock
It
Says
Current
Price
Around
One
Cent
Target
Price
Six
Cent
And
You
Know
This
Thing
Is
Going
To
Do
A
Major
Release
This
Week
And
Get
A
Whole
Lot
Of
Spam
And
Actually
With
You
Know
Pump
And
Dumps
Aside
I
Always
Think
You
Know
You
Know
Microscap
And
Penny
Stock
Would
Be
A
Fun
Place
To
Do
It
Because
You
Get
Ten
Dollars
And
Buy
Like
Hey
I
Got
Like
Ten
Thousand
Shares
Of
This
Company
In
Guaduana
Yeah
Light up
Your
Cigar
And
If
You're
Over
18
I
Don't
Know
Does
The
Law
Say
Anything
About
Smoking
It
Or
Just
Buying
It
Well
I
Think
You
Can
Buy
This
It's
Just
You're
Going
To
Get
Burned
I
Think
The
Illegal
Act
Is
When
You
Try
To
You
Release
A
Fake
News
Announcement
About
It
Try
To
Get
Interest
In
The
Stock
And
Try
To
Cash
In
On
The
Profit
When
It's
Tripled
In
Value
And
You
Make
An
Obscene
Amount
Of
Money
That
That's
What
The
SEC
Gets
Interested
In
Yeah
So
Beyond
That
I
Think
You're
Everything
Is
Legal
I
Don't
Know
I
Just
Don't
I'm
Not
Trying
To
Give
People
Ideas
Don't
Get
Involved
In
Pump
And
Dump
Scams
Just
Stay
Away
Don't
Invest
In
10,000
Shares
Of
The
Penny
Stockton
Compromise
A couple
Open
Relays
Or
Something
Don't
Do
It
Don't
Get
Involved
With
Spot
Nets
Either
Yeah
Or
Drinking
Or
Cigars
Our
Next
Email
Was
It
From
Billy
Stank
You
Were
Talking
About
Databases
In
Episode
101
Kind
Of
Blaster
In
The
Past
Specifically
MySQL
Versus
Postgres
I've
Used
MySQL
For
A
While
And
Never
Figured
Out
How
To
Store
128
Bit
Integer
I
Know
It's
A
Huge
Integer
But
I
Basically
Need
A
Primary
Key
To
Be
A
Global
Unique
ID
I
Don't
Know
What
You
Call
That
One
Is
A
32
Hex
Carrier
Characters
16
Bytes
128
Bits
Getting
MySQL
To
Work
With
This
Is
Very
Tedious
And
I
Ended Up
Giving
Up
Because
I
Don't
Want
A
Duct
Tape
Solution
Microsoft
SQL
Could
Handle
It
But
Microsoft
SQL
Was
No
Longer
An
Option
As
A
Database
Programmer
How
Would
You
Address
The
Use
Of
A
Global
Unique
ID
As
A
Primary
Key
Of
Characters
East
Which
Dashes
In
Between
And
If
You
Have
Mucked
About
In
The
Register
You
Have
Seen
It
If
Not
Just
Google
GUID
And
You'll
See
Tons
Of
Examples
MySQL
Is
Ported
To
Windows
And
But
I
Think
GUID
Is
Really
A
Microsoft
Only
Concept
I
Don't
Really
Think
Anyone
Has
Attempted
To
Put
A
Global
GUID
Scheme
Working
Into
MySQL
Because
It's
You
Know
Microsoft
SQL
It's
MySQL
They
Don't
Care
About
This
GUID
That
Microsoft
Uses
They're
Basically
A
Utix
Program
I've
Got
Essentially
You
I've
Got
Microsoft
SQL
On
My
Computer
Well
You
Can
Actually
Download
Microsoft
SQL
Which
Is
A
Big
Difference
From
When
Episode
101
Was
Released
Get
Yourself
An
Express
Edition
Yeah
I had to
Download
It
For
My
Little
Sister
To
Do
A
Some
School
Project
Thing
Where
She
Had
To
Log
In
And
It
Stored
All
Passwords
With
My
SQL
Or
Microsoft
SQL
What
Type
Of
School
Thing
I
Don't
What
Type
If
You
Can
Get
Around
Dropping
Docs
I
Mean
What
Type
Of
School
Thing
Requires
Microsoft
SQL
Or
Some
Type
Of
It's
Probably
Like
SQL
Desktop
Edition
On
The
Local
Machine
That's
Just
Bad
It's
A
Curriculum
For
Home
School
Type
Thing
I
Guess
I
Can
See
That
Don't
Want to
Drop
Too
Many
Docs
But
The
Whole
Thing
Is
Wide
Open
And
Screwed
Up
So
Badly
I
Did
It
For
A
Lot
Of
Educational
Software
Is
But
We
Only
That
I
Did
It
For
A
Couple
Years
With
My
School
And
It
Was
Wide
Open
The
Whole
Thing
This
Was
Before
I
Even
Got
Into
Hacking
And
I
Could
Do
Whatever
I
Wanted
On
It
Not
That
You
Did
Because
That
Would
Be
Wrong
I
Did
Nothing
Of
Like
I
Said
I'm
Not
Sure
If
I
Mentioned
This
Mike
Getting
A
Global
I
Brought
Up
A
Nice
Little
Analogy
Getting
A
Global
Unique
Identifier
Into
My
SQL
Is
Such
A
Foreign
As
A
Concept
As
Trying
To
Work
With
It
Is
Just
Not
Possible
Well
It's
Possible
It's
Just
Going
To
Take
A
Lot
Of
Tinkering
And
I
Mean
I'm
Sure
There's
Probably
Some
Real
Way
Of
Doing
It
And
From
The
Sounds
Of
It
He
Eventually
Found
A
Way
It
Was
Just
A
As
He
Called
A
Duct
Tape
Solution
Or
As
I
Would
Call
It
A
Chewing
Gum
And
Duct
Tape
Solution
But
Chewing
Gum
So
Yeah
I mean
I'm sure
There's
A way
To
It
It's
Just
Not
Going
To
Be
Very
Neat
Because
It's
They
Just
Don't
Understand
Each
Other
It's
Too
It's
Apples
And
Orange
It's
That
Way
Um
Nice
Good
Sip
Of
Sweet
Tea
No
Yeah
Sure
Plug
Your
See
I've
Got
No
Problem
With
Water
I
Love
Water
Well
Somewhat
But
Doesn't
Your
Mouth
All
Dry
And
When
You
Get
The
Sugar
In
There
It
Just
Makes
It
All
Sticky
And
Everything
It
Does
That
If
You
Take
Sugar
In
Sweet
Tea
Is
Where
You
Take
Sugar
And
You
Mix
A
Little
Tea
In
Oh
Okay
So
Essentially
You're
Just
Drinking
This
Kind
Of
Gelatinous
Slob
Where
It's
Like
The
Sugary
Sludge
That
Gets
Down
In
The
Bottom
But
Entire
Glass
Fluid
No
See
Sweet
Tea
Does
Not
Have
The
Sugar
Is
One
On
A
Molecular
Level
They
Are
One
So
It's
Not
You
Can
Leave
It
For
As
Long
As
You
Want
And
The
Sugar
Is
Not
To
Pile
Up
At
The
Bottom
That
Is
Good
Sweet
Tea
Right
There
Well
Yes
But
You
Were
Saying
That
It
Was
Sugar
With
A
Little
Tea
Fugging
I
Was
Just
Picturing
This
Giant
Glass
Of
Sugary
Sludge
Like
Yeah
It's
Sugar
With
A
Little
Tea
Splashed
In
Well
That's
The
Way
It
Should
Be
With
The
Amount
Of
Sugar
But
I
Mean
If
You
Want
Real
Sweet
Tea
You
Gotta
Make
The
Sugar
And
The
Tea
At
The
Same
Time
Not
This
Like
When I
Travel
Up
North
They
Don't
Have
Sweet
Tea
And
The
Only
Way
To
Do
It
Is
To
Take
Tea
And
Add
Sugar
But
It
Just
Doesn't
Have
The
Same
Taste
So
You
Take
The
Sugar
And
I
Probably
Actually
Can
Probably
Get
This
Stang
Dog
Will
You
Write
An
Email
Explained
All
About
Sweet
Tea
For
Us
So
When
You
Brewing
The
Tea
While
It's
Still
Hot
You
Put
In
The
Sugar
Yes
Oh
That's
Interesting
And
You
Do
It
Kind
Of
Like
Rock
Candy
You
Know
How
To
Do
That
You
Do
It
Kind
Of
Like
That
However
Much
It
Would
Take
To
Do
Rock
Candy
You
Do
Half
Of
That
Yes
We
Are
Familiar
With
Rock
Candy
Up
Here
In
The
North
But
Sweet
Tea
Hell
No
Yeah
I
Think
It
Actually
Did
What
Up
Here
We
Need
A
Special
Section
On
The
For
Sweet
Tea
Sweet
Tea
And
Tea
I
Think
Stank
Dog
Stank
Dog
Will
Go
For
It
I'm
Sure
He
Will
So
Stank
Do
It
Do
It
Come
On
Yeah
Anyway
Enough
About
Sweet
Tea
Actually
Personally
I
Can't
Find
I
Can't
I
Don't
Find
Tea
Let's
Try
This
Tea
And
Sugar
I
Really
Actually
Started
To
Find
Repulsive
I
Actually
I
Was
Brought
Up
On
I
Guess
You
Could
Call
ISO
Standard
Tea
Your
Standard
Cup
Of
Tea
Which
Was
Sugar
Milk
In
Your
Tea
All
At
Once
And
That's
How
You
Drink
It
And
I
Like
That
Too
But
Yeah
That's
All
That's
Well
One
Of
These
Days
When
I
Get
To
Go
To
A
Hacker
Con
I
Bring
A
Gallon
Of
Milo
Sweet
Tea
Best
Sweet
Tea
In
The
South
Anyway
Like I
Said
Enough
About
Tea
But
Like I
Said
I
Actually
Really
Started
To
Find
Hot
Tea
No
Sugar
Just
All
Plain
And
I
Want
To
Thank
Chinatown
From
Boston
For
Introducing
To
That
Because
That's
Essentially
How
You
Drink
It
Over
There
Okay
Our
Next
Email
Is
From
P.T.
In
Response
To
That
Is
A
Short
One
Yeah
Well
I
Guess
Maybe
It's
P.T.
Barnum
Emailing
Us
From
The
Grave
In
Response
To
Episode
175
A
Master
Of
All
Things
Pranks
In
Social
Engineering
Rob
Cockerman
Of
Cockeye
Dot
Com
Has
A
Prank
Section
They
Are
All
Harmless
But
To
Give
You
An
Example
He
And
His
Friends
Drove
Nascar
Style
Around
The
McDonald's
For
A
Few
Laps
And
I
Believe
It
Was
Actually
Through
A
Drive
Through
So
Anyone
Can
Really
Drive
Around
McDonald's
It's
Not
That
Exciting
But
If
You
Drive
Around
A
Drive
Through
It's
A
Little
More
Interesting
And
So
That's
www.cockeyed
C-O-C-K-E-Y-D
Dot
Com
E-Y-E-D
Dot
Com
Charlie
Oscar
Charlie
Kilowatt
Echo
Yankee
Echo
Delta
Dot
Com
Okay
There
Which
Actually
It was
Another
Great
Link
It's
Just
All
About
Messing
With
People
Now
One
Of
The
Things
We
Were
Talking
About
Before
The
Show
Started
Was
My
Perfect
Example
Of
Culture
Jamming
Which
Is
Dress
Up
As
A
Conf
USA
Employee
Go
To
Conf
USA
And
Actually
Provide
Service
To
The
Customers
Which
Really
Is
A
Great
Idea
They
Never
Know
It
Was
Coming
Well
We
Actually
Were
Talking
About
This
For
A
Bit
And
What
I
Suggested
Was
Dress
Up
In
A
Conf
USA
Has
The
Conf
USA
Shirts
On
But
What
People
It
Started
To
Become
At
Around
Here
I
Not
Sure
If
They're
Doing
A
National
But
I
Think
They
Are
Is
Like
You
Have
Representative
From
Microsoft
And
Representative
From
HP
Or
Apple
Actually
Sitting
In
The
Conf
USA
Store
Trying
To
Answer
Questions
Directly
About
Their
Product
Because
As
We
All
Know
Conf
USA
Employees
Are
For
The
Most
Part
Useless
I'm
Not
Trying
To
Insult
Any
Conf
USA
Employees
We
Have
Out
There
I
Was
Talking
To
A
Conf
USA
Employee
The
Other
Day
Not
At
Conf
USA
Because
I
Don't
Go
There
But
I
Was
Talking
To
Him
And
He
Said
He
Used
Work
There
He
Didn't
Work
There
Any
More
He
Said
That
When
You're
Employed
There
It's
Not
About
Being
An
Ass
It's
About
Just
Not
Caring
That
Is
The
Sole
Goal
Of
An
Employee
That's
What
We
Should
Do
We
Should
Come
Up
To
Our
Own
Little
Quirks
Parody
Based
In
Conf
USA
But
I
Actually
I
Don't
Think
We
Have
Anyone
Who
Works
In
Conf
USA
And
IRC
But
I
Believe
We
Have
A
Couple
Of
People
Who
Actually
Work
In
Best
Buy
Much
Probably
I'm
Sure
Sankdog
Actually
Don't
Know
This
Without
Banging
His
Head
On
The
Desk
That
We
Have
Been
Where
She
Work
In
Best
Buy
But
They
Are
Clueful
So
There
Are
Clueful
People
Out
There
It's
Just
That
They're
Probably
Few
And
Far
Between
Who
Knows
And
As
He
Pours
Another
Wow
We
Actually
Had
A
Lot
Of
Email
This
Week
It
Kind
Of
Move
Right
Along
Here
And
They're
All
Long
Too
Except
For
This
Last
One
Yeah
Totally
I
Mean
To
Live
In
Dead
I
Was
Going
Nuts
On
Going
Is
That
Actually
How
You
It
Didn't
Look
Quite
Like
That
That's
Not
How
I
Figured
It
Would
Be
Said
When
I
Read
It
The
First
Time
L
I
V
See I
Was
Kind
Of
Live
In
Dead
Or
Something
Like
That
Well
Live
In
Or
Live
In
Dead
Send
Us
An
Audio
Recording
Of
How
You
Pronounce
Your
Name
Yeah
Well
He's
On
The
Forums
A lot
And
I
Just
I
Actually
Before
Someone
Actually
Before
You
Mentioned
Anything
About
It
I
Really
Just
Assume
That
Was
How
He
Pronounced
His
Name
Yeah
I
Could
Be
Dead
Wrong
For
All
I
Know
To
What
Is
It
Been
Read
Radio
Been
Read
They
Should
Send
A
Wave
File
With
The
Correct
Pronunciation
Of
Their
Name
We
Actually
Had
Someone
Who
Did
Do
That
Yeah
It
Was
A
British
Guy
And
He
Sent
In
A
Pronunciation
Of
His
Name
Because
It
Was
All
And
I
Remember
Correctly
It
Was
A
British
Guy
Who
Sent
It
I
Think
He
Had
A
British
Accent
And
He
Was
He
Sent
Because
He
Was
Pronouncing
It
All
British
Like
And
Well
No
I
Mean
We'll
Just
As
We'll
State
This
As
We
Always
Do
If
You
Want
To
Make
Sure
Your
Name
Pronounces
Just
Try
To
Include
Some
Phonetic
Pronunciation
Underneath
Your
Name
And
We'll
Make
Sure
It
Gets
Out
There
And
We'll
Send
You
Props
Out
For
Doing
That
All
Right
Personal
Hacking
Series
What
Have
You
Been
Working
On
There
Not
Much
I
Just
Got
Into
Linux
And
I
Been
Playing
Around
In
Ubuntu
Because
That's
The
Only
One
I
Can
Get
My
Hands
On
I
Don't
Have
A
Way
To
Burn
Live
CDs
Well
I
Wanted
To
Try
Flack
Have
You
Heard
Of
Flack
It's
Like
Professional
Hackers
Something
I
Don't
Remember
Oh
Yes
Okay
I
I'm
Sorry
When
You
Said
Flack
I
Was
Assuming
I
Started
With
F
No
It's
PH
And
It's
Got
A
Whole
Bunch
Of
Hacking
Tools
And
Offensive
And
Defensive
Stuff
Already
On
The
Distro
But
I
Don't
Have
A
Way
To
Burn
Live
CDs
So
The
Only
One
I
Can
Get
My
Hands
On
Is
Ubuntu
Why
Can't
You
Burn
A
Live
CD
Because
I
Don't
Have
Anything
To
Do
With
Other
Than
What
Is
Included
On
Windows
Well
Actually
I
Need
To
Find
This
Program
Because
I
Actually
Had
This
Program
When
I
When
I
Had
This
I
Had
This
Problem
When
I
Reinstalled
My
Computer
And
I
Didn't
Want
I
Couldn't
Find
An
ISO
Burner
Because
My
ISO
Burner
There
We
Go
My
ISO
Burner
Had
An
Issue
With
Windows
XP
Because
I
Was
A
Noob
And
I
Was
Running
A
Very
Old
Version
Of
Windows
We
Won't
Get
Into
That
It
Is
It
Is
It
Is
Freeware
And
It
Burns
ISO
Images
No
Problem
Wait
It
How
Do
You
Spell
That
I
M
G
B
U
R
N
And
Let
Me
Go
Google
It
For
Everyone
So
In
Case
Anyone
Else
Has
This
Has
This
Problem
All
Right
I
Got
It
www.
img
Burm.com
India
Mike
Golf
Bravo
Uniform
Romeo
November
All right
Let me
Add this
To
My
Favorite
It
It's
Freeware
And
It's
Great
It
Really
Is
See
This
Was
My
Problem
I
Couldn't
Find
A
Free
ISO
Burner
I
Looked
At
Nero
And
Stuff
But
Being
A
High
School
Student
I
Do
Not
Have
Money
So
Save
Up
Your
Allowans
You
Get
A
Part
Time
Job
Man
Nero
Is
Some
Good
Stuff
And
I
Use
It
At
Work
So
Every
Time
There's
A
New
Version
Comes
Out
I
Go
Submit
My
Little
Form
I
Submit
My
TPS
Report
And
I
Say
I
Want
To
Buy
A
New
Version
Of
This
And
It
Goes
Upstairs
And
I
Have
To
Say
Yes
I
Really
Want
A
New
Version
Of
This
Please
Let
Me
Have
It
Please
Okay
Fine
Let
Me
Bend
Over
And
You
Know
I
Hopefully
Eventually
Get
Proved
But
It
Good
Software
It
Really
Is
It
I
Honestly
I
Find
It
It's
Worth
The
Money
It
Really
Is
It
It's
Worth
The
Gold
Just
Because
It
If
You're
If
You're
If
You're
A
Noob
It
Has
A
Little
Wizard
Everything
But
You
Finally
You
Clicked
That
Little
Option
Saying
I
Know
What
I'm
Doing
Leaves
You
Alone
For
The
Rest
Of
The
Time
It's
Great
Yeah
Well
I
Won't
Be
Using
That
For
A
While
Yeah
And
Actually
Now
That
You
Have
Linux
Installed
You
Can
Burn
Images
In
That
Too
See
I've
Been
Looking
At
That
But
There's
One
On
There
For
Burning
CDs
But
I
Didn't
See
Anything
On
ISO
So
I
Wasn't
Quite
Sure
I
Didn't
Try
But
I
Probably
Should
Do
That
Well
As
If
With
Everything
With
Linux
You
Just
Have
To
Sit
Down
And
Do
Enough
Googling
And
The
Answer
Will
Present
Itself
I've
Been
Trying
To
Learn
The
Command
Line
Too
So
Command
Line
Is
Good
So
You're
Saying
The
Good
Thing
See
Even
That
I'm
Not
Trying
To
Insult
You
Look
at
That
You
Can
Be a
Noob
And
Get
On
Bin
Rev
Radio
It's
Amazing
Actually
There
Was
A
Topic
In
The
Forum
And
They're
Talking
About
What
The
Difference
Between
A
Noob
And
A
Skitty
And
A
Lamer
Is
And
All
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
There's
A
Noob
And
I
Think
You're
More
Classified
Under
My
Terminology
At
Noobie
Which
Is
N
E
W
B
I
Think
Noobie
Sounds
Better
Well
Noob
Is
More
Of
A
Derogatory
Term
In
My
Opinion
So
I
Called
A
Little
The
Little
Ben
Freshman
The
Noobies
And
I
Believe
Actually
That's
What
They
Call
Noobie
HQ
But
I
Think
Stank
Actually
Has
A
Different
Spelling
Than
I
Do
But
Same
Concept
I
Believe
Anything
Else
Or
Just
Working
On
Linux
No
I
Been
Sick
Lately
And
Haven't
Been
Able
To
Do
Anything
Been
To
Linux
So
I
Totally
I'm
Getting
A
Head
Cold
It's
Been
Driving
Me
Nuts
What
Have
I
Been
Doing
Well
I'm
Sure
I'm
Going
To
Piss
A
Lot
Of
People
Off
By
Saying
This
But
I
Hooked
Up
My
LED
Sign
Again
But
No
One
Can
Access
It
So
It's
Just
My
Own
Little
Personal
Thing
And
It's
Currently
A
Giant
Caller
ID
Window
That
I'm
Working
On
With
Asterisk
Here
So
It's
Pretty
Cool
Actually
The
Last
Time
A
Call
Came
In
Was
A
While
Ago
On
My
The
Line
I
Have
Hooked
Into
So
I
Was
Testing
Out
And
I
Have
A
Call
From
311-555-2368
Dom
Tuffy
Which
If
You've
Been
To
Phone
Trips.com
You'll
Get
That
Reference
And
I'm
Assuming
That
Facebook
Has
Ever
Been
To
Phone
Trips.com
So
We'll
Think
About
What
That
Was
311-555-2368
Is
The
Phone
Number
In
Every
Bell
System
Advertisement
That
They
Ever
Had
Because
I
Think
The
Idea
Was
If
You
Dialed
311
And
It
Would
Connect
You
To
The
Business
Office
So
That's
The
Canonical
Fake
Number
Which
Has
A
Special
Phone
Freak
Meaning
To
It
So
Yes
The
LED
Sign
Rides
Again
But
I
Don't
Think
It's
Going
To
Be
Publicly
Accessible
Because
Just
The
Way
My
Connection
Is
Currently
Set
Up
So
If
You
Want
My
LED
Sign
Accessible
Please
Write
To
Complaints
At
Verizon.com
And
Say
That
You
Should
Really
Be
Able
To
Get
Static
IPs
For
Cheap
Money
And
Be
Able
To
Host
Web
Content
Off
Your
DSL
Line
Of
Orchestrate
A
Massive
Letter
Writing
Campaign
Who's
This
Black
Ratchet
Fellow
And
Why
Does
He
Have
DSL
With
Us
Ban
Him
But
Yeah
That's
What I've
Been
Working
On
And
Actually
The
Really
Banging
My
Head
Against
It
Because
I've
Been
Trying
To
Hook
Up
My
Landline
And
For
Those
Of
You
In
The
Northeast
Two
Nights
A
Thunderstorm
In
November
Go
Figure
Actually
No
Thunderstorm
In
December
By
That
Point
We
Had
Tornadoes
Here
Two
Days
Ago
Well
You're
Down
South
You're
In
The
Middle
Of
Tornado
Alley
A
Thunderstorm
In
December
Around
Here
Is
Just
Insanity
And
Like
10pm
Apparently
I saw
My
TV
Flicker
And
I
Thought
Oh
I guess
Power
Kind
Of
Spiked
And
I
Start
Trying
To
Use
My
Server
The
Next
Morning
And
My
Server
Doesn't
Want
To
Come
Up
And
I
Was
Like
Again
And
Here
Here's
The
Weird
Part
I
Bang
My
Head
Against
It
For
A
While
And
I
Crack
It
Open
And
I
Re-seed
It
And
I
Do
All
That
And
I
Fire
Up
The
Computer
It
Works
Fine
And
I'm
Like
Oh
Great
I
Fixed
It
Thank
God
And
I
Shut
It
Back
Down
Pop
The
Cover
Back
In
Screw
Everything
Back
In
Slide
It
Back
Into
The
Computer
Turn
It
Back
On
Doesn't
Work
Again
I
Mean
Really
What
What's
Up
With
That
Totally
It
Just
Drives
Me
Daddy
You
Just
Don't
Have
Your
Way
With
Computers
Yeah
I
Should
Become
Amish
Or
Something
Raise
A
Barn
There's
Some
Amish
Guys
Down
The
Road
From
Me
Really
In
Alabama
I
Thought
They
Were
All
Up
In
Pennsylvania
There's
Some
Down
Here
Wow
They're
Everywhere
I
Don't
Know
If
They
Got
This
Little
Store
Set
Up
And
They
Sell
Amish
Goods
What
Can
You
Buy
In
An
Amish
Store
I
Mean
I
I'm
Honestly
Curious
I
Never
Personally
Been
There
But
Some
Of
My
Neighbors
Have
In
Get
Like
The
Milk
From
The
Cows
Straight
From
The
Cows
Or
Something
What
They
Have
An
Utter
Hanging
The
Side
Of
The
Room
And
Milk
It
Into
A
Bottle
For
Your
I
I'm
Not
Sure
What
They
Do
But
One
Of
My
Neighbors
Is
Lactose
Intolerant
And
He
Can
Get
This
Milk
And
Be
Fine
Really
So
Yeah
And
Then
They
Got
The
Cheeses
And
Stuff
And
It's
Supposedly
Some
Really
Good
Cheeses
So
I
Mean
Cheese
Alone
I
Mean
I'm
A
Big
Fan
Of
Cheese
So
Cheese
Was
Something
That
I
Was
Thinking
About
But
I
Don't
Know
I
Think
It
I
Think
It
Would
Be
An
Experience
And
I'm
Sure
They're
You know
They're
Farmers
So
That's
What
They
Do
All
The
Day
So
I'm
Sure
Their
Stuff
Is
Pretty
Damn
Good
Like
Any
Type
Of
Stuff
You
Would
Get
From
A
Farmer
Instead
Of
The
Pre-packed
Stuff
You
I
Guess
You
Have
A
Bit
More
Information
Than
I
Do
At
Least
Well
You're
An
Eagle
Scout
So
I
Am
An
Eagle
Scout
Which
Is
Actually
What
Started
This
Whole
Thing
You
Actually
Send
An
Email
Saying
I
Thought
I
Heard
You
Say
You
Were
An
Eagle
Scout
So
Let's
Go
Talk
About
This
I
Was
Like
Oh
Awesome
Now
The
Topic
Tonight
Is
I
Don't
Know
It's
Kind of
Like
Wilderness
Survival
But
You
Can
Really
Expand
Your
Knowledge
When
You
Have
This
As
To
All
Kinds
Of
Survival
Because
Let's
Say
We're
Living
In
A
Different
World
You
Got
People
Trying
To
Blow
People
Up
And
You
Have
Katrina
And
Look
At
All
This
That
Happened
Down
There
And
We
Won't
Turn
This
Into
A
Social
Commentary
And
All
That
Stuff
But
I
Mean
You
Had
I
Think
Katrina
Would
Have
Been
A
Completely
Different
Disaster
And
I
Think
It's
Very
Important
To
Realize
What
Happens
When
Everything
Shits
To
Bit
As
Geeks
We
Should
Know
This
Because
We're
Cool
Like
That
And
Most
Of
This
Stuff
If
You're
Trapped
In
The
Woods
The
Best
Thing
You're
Going
To
Do
Is
Hack
What's
Around
You
So
Preferably
With
A
Hatchet
Or
Some
Type
Of
Sharp
Object
But
I
Made
A
Funny
Whatever
You
Got
So
That's
Just
Like
It
Is
When
You're
Actually
Hacking
So
Let's
Start
Off
With
My
Credentials
Okay
What
Are
Your
Credentials
You
Have
Credentials
What
Makes
Me
Special
What
Makes
Me
Able
To
Talk
About
What
We
Want
To
Talk
About
Okay
How
About
That
Well
Go
Ahead
I
Don't
Know
What
To
Ask
You
What
Makes
You
So
Qualified
Well
What
Makes
Me
So
Qualified
Is
I'm
A
Boy
Scout
I'm
A
Venture
Scout
For
Those
Of
You
Who
Don't
Know
What
That
Is
Google
It
Nerd
It's
The
Older
People
In
Boy
Scouting
Doing
Bigger
And
Better
They
Really
Know
Their
Shit
They
Got
The
Skills
It's
Essentially
It's
The
Elite
Boy
Scouts
Yes
We're
The
Uber
Elite
Boy
Scouts
So
That's
What
I
Do
Boy
Scouts
We
Know
This
Shit
I
Will
Admit
I'm
An
Eagle
Scout
I
Think
I've
Talked
To
That
A
Couple
Times
On
The
Show
But
I
Actually
Think
I
Mentioned
That
Just
Now
But
That
That's
We
Know
This
Kind
Of
Stuff
And
It's
Handy
Crab
I
Mean
If
You're
Thinking
About
A lot
Of
People
Dismiss
Boy
Scouts
As
A
Bunch
Of
Nerds
And
Do
Gooders
But
Heck
My
Troop
We
Broke
And
Entered
We
Learned
How
To
Pick
Locks
And
I'm
Not
Making
This
Stuff
Up
We
Were
An
Interesting
Group
Of
Kids
I
Think
All
Boy
Scouts
Have
To
Be
Drop
A
Little
Docks
In
The
Boy
Scouts
They're
The
You
Ain't
Going
To
See
Anybody
Worth
A
Worse
Mind
I
Mean
I've
Seen
More
Perverse
Things
Come
From
Boy
Scouts
That
Just
Sounds
Really
Bad
I'm
Not
Sure
What
They
Do
Down
In
Alabama
But
Nothing
Like
Strong
But
I
Mean
Boy
Scouts
Are
Not
All
That
Great
We
Do
Bad
Things
Just
For
The
Hell
Of
It
But
Yeah
It
But
We
Do
Know
Our
Shit
So
That
Is
Why
I
Am
Talking
To
However
Many
People
Are
Listening
About
Survival
Okay
So
We're
On
Our
Way
To
Def
Con
And
Our
Plane
Goes
Into
The
Middle
Of
The
Rockies
And
It
Looks
Like
We
May
Be
Stuck
There
See
That's
A
Bad
Example
Okay
How
Many
Plans
Have
You
Ever
Heard
Of
Crashing
That
Somebody
Survived
Of
That's
Not
A
Runway
Crash
We
Have
Parachutes
We're
Cool
Like
That
For
Boy
Scouts
We're
Prepared
Yeah
Okay
Fine
Find
Another
Scenario
We
Survive
Little
Little Mr.
Wilderness
Survival
Boy
Find
Another
Scenario
I
Don't
Know
I'm
Just
Trying
To
Toss
Us
Into
A
Well
We're
Running
From
The
Feds
And
We're
Into
A
Middle
Of
A
Large
State
Park
How
Do
We
Survive
Well
The
First
Thing
You
Got
To
Think
About
Is
Psychology
Because
That
Really
Is
Your
First
Priority
Not
Water
Or
Food
Or
Anything
Like
That
Because
You
Can
Live
For
Days
Without
Food
Or
I
Think
The
Statistic
Is
Three
Weeks
Or
Something
That
Sounds
About
Right
From
What I
Remember
And
Then
Water
Is
Three
Days
Or
Something
So
Psychology
Is
Your
Main
Thing
Because
Most
Of
People
They
Get
Lost
Now
I'm
Pulling
This
Out
Of
My
Ass
But
Most
Of
People
That
Get
Lost
Get
Found
Within
A
Day
Or
A
Half
Day
And
Half
Or
Something
I'm
Probably
Just as
Long as
You
Sound
Like
You
Know
What
You're
Talking
About
That's
That
The
First
Thing
You
Need
To
Do
When
You
Realize
That
You're
Lost
You
Are
Screwed
There's
Nothing
That
You
Can
Do
By
Yourself
Is
Size
Up
The
Situation
And
Realize
That
There
Is
Something
That
You
Can
Do
And
That
Survive
You
Want
To
Use
All
Of
Your
Senses
Take
In
Everything
That's
Around
You
Go
Through
Your
Pockets
Go
Through
Bags
You
Have
See
What
You
Have
See
What
You
Can
Redo
Change
Hack
To
Come
Up
With
A
Way
To
Survive
So
You
Want
To
Actually
There's
This
Nice
Acronym
For
Survival
And
It's
S
Size
Up
The
Situation
You
Use
All
Your
Senses
R
Remember
Where
You
Are
V
Vanquish
Fear
And
Panic
I
Improvise
V
Value
Living
A
Act
Like
The
Natives
And
L
Live
By
Your
Wits
And
We're
Going
To
Give
Props
To
The
U.S.
Army
For
That
Wonderful
acronym
Oh
See
I
Was
Going
To
Give
Props
To
The
Boy
Scouts
I
Was
Going
To
Those
Trixie
Boy
Scouts
But
The
Boy
Scouts
Got
One
Even
Better
It's
Just
For
Stop
And
I
Don't
Remember
What
It
Was
Oh
Yeah
I
Actually
Remember
That
Merit
Badge
Book
Because
It
Will
Have
An
Infinite
Amount
Of
Inflammation
Or
Well
I
Mean
If
You
Don't
Want
To
Talk
About
Boy
Scouts
I
Mean
Does
The
Army
Have
Stuff
On
This
Yes
The
Army
Does
And
If
I
Will
Go
Over
Here
The
Good
Old
Army
I
Tiny
URL
It
Real
Fast
And
If
You
Go
To
Tiny
url
Dot
Com
Slash
Seven
Nine
O
V
F
Have
You
Got
The
Seven
Nine
Oscar
Victor
Sierra
F
Oh
See
This
Is
Why
We
Do
This
Seven
Nine
Oscar
Victor
Foxtrot
There
We
Go
So
If
You
Want
To
Go
There
That
Is
Global
Security
Dot
Orgs
And
They
Got
A
Whole
Bunch
Of
Different
Army
Manuals
So
You
Can
Go
Check
Out
Them
And
That
Is
The
Direct
Link
To
A
PDF
File
And
You
Will
Get
All
Sorts
Of
Information
About
The
Manual
And
A
Lot
Of
The
Material
That
We're
Going
To
Be
Covering
Tonight
Is
Covered
In
There
So
Okay
So
Let's
Get
Back
To
This
Acronym
I
Think
We
Covered
A
Couple
Of
Them
Like
We
Sized
Up
The
Situation
We're
Lost
We're
Screwed
We're
Doomed
And
The
Next
Thing
Is
We
Need
To
Find
Out
Are
We
Use
All
Your
Senses
And
I
Assume
That
Means
Do
I
Hear
A
Stream
Running
Nearby
Or
More
Importantly
An
Airport
Or
A
Runway
There
We go
That's
Even
Better
See
I'd
Be
Doomed
If
I
Was
In
The
Woods
And
You
Also
Want
To
Remember
Where
You
Are
I
Mean
If
You're
In
A
State
Park
And
You
Remember
Looking
At
A
Map
On
The
Way
In
And
You
Know
Which
Way
To
Go
Is
Closest
To
The
Park
Do
What
You
To
Do
So
You
Want
To
Remember
Where
You
Are
See
What
You
Can
Do
About
That
If
There
Is
Anybody
Else
With
You
Start
Talking
To
Them
Tell
Them
What
They
Got
To
Do
Because
After
Listening
To
This
Show
You're
The
Expert
So
You
Know
If
You
Get
In
A
Situation
Like
This
You
Need
To
Take
Charge
Be
A
Man
Vanquish
Fear
And
Panic
So
Well
I
Think
That's
Kind
Of
Obviously
What
It
Is
Vanquish
We
Need
Something
That
Start
With
A
V
Let's
Go
Use
Vanquish
Oh
That's
A
Good
Dice
Gotta
Love
The
Army
Yep
So
We're
Going
To
Improvise
Emails
From
Marines
Well
What is
Cypher
X
He's
Marine
Around
Here
So
I'm
Sure
The
Marine
If
Cypher
Is
Listening
And
The
Marines
Have
Some
Type
Of
Survival
Manual
Which
I'm
Sure
They
Do
Send
In
The
URL
And
We'll
Go
Put
That
Up
Put
It
In
Show
Notes
Okay
If
You
So
Yeah
And I
Wrote
Two
Show
Note
Episodes
But
That's
Another
Story
For
Another
Time
Yeah
Okay
So
Improvise
What
Um
Well
Just
Improvise
Anything
Improvise
Improvisation
Yes
I mean
If
You
Got
It
Do
It
That's
That
Came
Out
Wrong
Um
I mean
You're
Going
Through
Your
Backpack
And
You
Find
Duck
Date
Hey
You
Got
Rope
Um
Rope
Underwear
Oof
That
Just
Sound
Bad
Like
Ow
Yeah
That
Uh
No
So
Just
Use
Whatever
You
Have
And
Change
It
Um
If
You
Got
A
Pin
You
Could
Potentially
Have
A
Weapon
Um
We'll
Cover
That
Later
With
One
Of
My
Wonderful
Segways
But
Uh
So
You
Want
To
Improvise
Whatever
You
Have
And
With
Improvising
Um
Whatever
You
Go
To
Improvise
With
Your
Most
Important
Thing
Is
The
Value
Living
Um
Because
That
Is
The
Point
Of
What
We're
Teaching
Here
Is
Staying
Alive
Yeah
Just
Don't
Think
About
Jumping
Off
Oh
God
I got
Lost
In the
Middle
In the
Woods
Let me
Go
Jump
Off
This
Ravine
Here
And
I'll
Kill
Myself
Yes
Don't
Give
Up
Hope
Yeah
Be
Patient
So
Unless
You get
Bored
Easily
You know
Fifteen
Minutes
And
Oh
I'm
Doomed
Yeah
Don't
Kill
Yourself
Within
The
First
Two
Weeks
After
Two
Weeks
Go
For
It
Well
Not
Even
That
You know
What's
How long
Do
Those
People
Up
In
The
Andes
Survive
The
Brazilian
Soccer
Team
That
Ate
Everybody
They
Lasted
For
A
While
So
You
Never
Know
Yeah
Think
About
All
Those
Movies
Where
Somebody
Gets
Stranded
On
An
Island
And
They're
Always
Based
On
True
Story
So
They
Have
To
Be
True
Yeah
Act
Like
The
Natives
What
Do
You
Mean
By
That
Well
Act
Like
The
Natives
Was
Taken
From
The
Alien
Manual
So
In
This
Case
It's
Talking
About
Two
Fold
Different
Things
They
Can
Do
Act
Like
The
Actual
Human
Natives
Try
And
Blend
In
And
Maybe
Learn
Some
Things
That
Help
You
Get
Out
Of
The
Situation
But
More
Like
For
The
Hacker
Realm
Is
Act
Like
The
Animals
If
You
See
Them
Eating
Something
It's
Probably
Okay
If
You
Eat
It
That's
Not
Even
A
Rule
Of
Thumb
Because
A
Lot
Of
The
Stuff
That
Animals
Eat
Humans
Cannot
Eat
Like
Dogs
They've
Got
No
Problem
Sniffing
Other
Dogs
But
A
Human
Can
Do
That
Well
They
Can
It would
Just
Be
Very
Weird
And
It'd
Be
A
Furry
Yeah
It's
Just
Not
Cool
For
A
Human
To
Do
That
Totally
But
If
You
Follow
Animals
If
You
Follow
Tracks
And
Stuff
You
Generally
get
Led
To
Water
Or
Some
Place
To
Set
Traps
You
Can
Look
At
What
The
Animals
Are
Doing
You
Can't
Always
Eat
Everything
If
They're
Eating
But
If
They're
Drinking
It
Shouldn't
Be
A
Problem
Well
It is
But
We'll
Cover
That
In
Water
So
All
Right
And
Living
By
Your
Wits
I
Think
That's
Pretty
Self
Explanatory
Yeah
I
Think
So
Too
So
We'll
Just
Go
We'll
Just
Bloss
Over
That
Okay
We've
Also
Got
Priorities
That's
What
You
Need
To
Remember
Is
Your
Last
Priority
Is
Food
That's
Going
To
Be
The
First
Thing
That
You
Think
About
When
You're
Out
There
Is
Food
But
If
You
Ever
Get
In
A
Situation
Where
You
Can't
Eat
It's
Only
For
About
The
First
Three
Days
That
You're
Actually
Hungry
And
After
The
First
Three
Days
You're
Not
Hungry
Anymore
As
Long
As
You don't
Eat
Anything
Drink
Whatever
You
Want
There's
Been
Situations
Where
People
Have
Done
That
And
Died
Yes
Actually
We'll
Just
Bring
This
Up
When
The
You
Know
The
Labor
Camps
In
Nazi
Germany
Were
Liberated
One
Of
The
First
Things
Soldiers
Did
Was
Oh
God
We
Need
To
Give
All
These
People
All
This
Food
And
There
Was
Quite
A
Few
Incidents
Where
People
Would
Stuff
Them
Silly
And
They
Would
Die
And
If
You
Find
These
Things
Don't
Feed
Them
Because
They
Literally
They'll
Explode
Well
Not
Literally
But
That
Was
One
Of
The
Major
Things
That
They
Had
To
Tell
People
That
They
Couldn't
Do
And
My
Parents
Used to
Live
In Spain
For a
While
Because
My dad
Was
In the
Navy
And
One
Of
The
Things
They
Have
Over
There
For
Food
Is
They
Take
A
Dog
Like
A
Little
Wiener
Dog
And
They
Starve
For
A
Charming
Story
Yes
But
Apparently
It
Tasted
Pretty
Good
But
I
Don't
Want
To
Try
It
Oh
Hell
That's
What
They
Do
In
Korea
Well
They
Used
To
Do
In
Korea
I
Think
It's
Illegal
Now
Dog
Is
One
Of
Those
Rare
Delicacies
But
Your
First
Priority
Is
Fire
Okay
Well
Depending
On
What
The
Weather
Is
Fire
And
We'll
Cover
That
In
A
Little
Bit
But
Depending
On
What
The
Weather
Is
It
Could
Very
Well
Be
Shelter
So
Well
No
Matter
What
You
Do
Your
First
Priority
Is
Getting
Noticed
And
Getting
Out
Of
The
Situation
Unless
Of
Course
You're
Running
From
The
Cops
Which
Bin
Rev
Does
Not
Approve
Of
Yes
Resisting
Arrest
And
All
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
Is
Just
Bad
So
Depending
On
What
Your
Situation
Is
It's
Either
Fire
Or
Shelter
Is
Your
Top
Priority
So
Depending
On
What's
Going
On
It's
Probably
Going
To
Be
Shelter
Especially
If
A
Storm
Is
Coming
In
Or
Anything
So
You
Got
To
Look
Out
For
That
When
You
Go
To
Pick
A
Shelter
You
Want
To
Make
Sure
That
Different
Things
You
Don't
Want
To
Be
Underneath
A
Bunch
Of
Rocks
That
Might
Come
Flying
Down
If
A
Bird
Lands
On
Them
You
Don't
Want
Be
Near
An
Avalanche
Or
Anything
You
Might
Want
To
Pick
Being
Underneath
The
Tree
Or
Something
Like
That
So
That
You
Have
A
Little
Bit
More
Protection
Some
Place
That
You
Can
Signal
From
If
You
Need
To
And
You
Don't
Want
To
Pick
Where
A
Whole
Bunch
Of
Deersleep
Or
Snakes
And
Stuff
So
Area
Like
Yeah
I
Could
See
That
Being
Kind
Of
Interrupting
My
Nap
Yeah
That
Could
Be
Bad
Or
Flash
Flood
Area
That
Could
Be
Bad
Too
You
Know
The
Storm
Comes
In
That
You
Built
A
Shelter
To
Protect
Yourself
From
And
Doesn't
Do
Much
Good
If
You're
Flooded
So
What
Would
Be
I
Assume
That
Some
Place
High
Up
Possibly
At
The
Edge
Of
A
Clearing
Where
You
Would
Be
A
See
A
Lot
Of
The
Stuff
Around
You
If
You
See
Got
And
It's
Bliss
And
It's
B
Blend
With
The
Surroundings
L
Low
Silhouette
I
Irregular
Shape
S
Small
And
S
Secluded
Location
So
We
Can
Cover
That
One
By
One
Blend
In
With
Your
Surroundings
Is
Obviously
For
Animals
Because
If
You
Go
To
Pick
Your
Spot
And
You
Think
You
Might
Be
There
For
A
While
You
Don't
Want
To
Scare
Off
The
Animal
Life
Because
You
Will
Irregular
Shape
Doesn't
Really
Apply
If
You're
Trying
To
Get
Noticed
Or
Low
Silhouette
Well
Low
Silhouette
Does
Because
That
Way
The
Wind
Doesn't
Bother
You
But
It's
Not
A
Regular
Shape
You
Want
Something
That's
More
Streamlined
And
Wind
Efficient
Because
No
Matter
Where
You're
At
There's
Going
To
Be
Wind
So
You
Also
Want
Something
Small
Because
If
It's
Too
Big
Then
The
Wind
Can
Get
In
There
Animals
Can
Get
In
There
Knock
It
Down
Just
Different
Stuff
And
We'll
Cover
Building
In
A
Second
So
We've
Got
The
Secluded
Location
That's
The
Last
Part
Of
Bliss
And
Secluded
Location
Would
Be
Very
Good
Because
That
Way
If
You
Are
Going
To
Hunt
Which
You
Very
Well
May
End
Up
Doing
You
Don't
Want
To
Be
Where
Your
Animals
Are
Because
They
Will
Smell
You
And
Animals
Have
A
Much
Better
Sense
Of
Smell
Than
Anyone
Might
Imagine
Especially
After
If
You've
Been
Surviving
For
A
Couple
Days
You're
Going to
Smell
Pretty
Ripe
Oh
Yeah
So
And
We're
Going to
Talk
A
Little
Bit
About
How
To
Get
Rid
Of
That
Smell
In
A
Little
Bit
But
It's
Not
Going
To
Get
Rid
Of
It
Entirely
Especially
Where
You're
At
Sleeping
And
Doing
Everything
That
You're
Doing
But
You
Also
Want
Make
Sure
There's
No
Sticks
And
Everything
Around
To
Burn
Even
if
It's
In
The
Middle
Of
Summer
You've
Got
To
Have
A
Fire
For
Unless
You're
A
Boy
Scout
Yes
Because
You're
Prepared
Yeah
Parachutes
And
You've
Got
Another
Backpad
On
The
Front
With
Survival
Kit
Flashlights
Shotgun
Large
Artillery
I
Don't
Know
If
You
Have
A
Shotgun
While
You're
Out
There
Don't
Even
Worry
About
Food
It'll
Come
To
You
Well
Not
Really
You've
Only
Got
One
Shot
After
That
All
The
Food
Is
Gone
Okay
So
We
We've
Studied
Our
Bliss
Manual
And
We
Followed
The
Acronym
And
Now
We
Need
To
Build
A
Shelter
So
What
Kind
Of
Shelter
Can
We
Have
Here
Do
We
Want
To
Find
Something
That's
A
Cave
If
You
Can
That
Would
Be
Excellent
Okay
But
What
If
We
Can't
Well
There's
Certain
Natural
Shelters
You
Want
To
Look
For
Like
Trees
That
Fallen
Over
And
They
Leave
This
Empty
Spot
Where
The
Roots
Have
Come
Up
Have
You
Seen
That
Would
Be
A
Great
Spot
To
Go
On
One
Of
My
Wilderness
Survival
Camp
Outs
One
Of
The
Girls
That
Was
There
With
Us
Went
And
Slept
In
That
And
It
Was
A
Heck
A
Lot
Better
Than
Shelter
I
Had
But
That's
One
Of
The
Great
Spots
That
You
Can
Go
You
Don't
Want
To
Be
Within
Walking
Distance
So
That
You
Can
Get
It
Relatively
Easily
But
You
Don't
Want
To
Scare
Off
Animals
Or
Anything
Although
In
A
Survival
Situation
You
Don't
Really
Care
About
Animals
So
Send
All
Tree
Hugging
Ideas
Out
The
Window
Your
Life
Is
More
Important
But
So
A
Tree
Fallen
Anything
That's
Natural
Shelter
That
You
Can
Have
That
Is
Away
From
The
Wind
Get
Out
Of
Wind
Caves
Are
Great
But
There's
A couple
Of
Different
Shelters
That
You
Can
Make
Yourself
Like
A
Poncho
Lean
To
So
If
You've
Got
Poncho
With
You
Or
Waterproof
Clothing
Or
Anything
That
You
Can
Have
That
Is
Like
A
Sheet
Or
Just
Depending
On
What
You
Have
Anything
That
You
Have
That
You
Can
Throw
Together
And
Make
A
Poncho
Like
Blanket
Or
Anything
And
Grab
Some
Vines
Or
Two
Trees
That
Are
Bent
Over
Near
Each
Other
Or
Anything
That
You
Can
And
Throw
This
Blanket
Over
It
And
Tie
It
Down
With
Anything
At
All
If
You
Take
Off
Your
Shoelaces
And
Tie
It
On
There
Go
For
It
So
Just
Make
A
Lean
To
I
Mean
Everybody
Knows
What
Lean
To
Is
So
You
Well
If
You
Don't
It's
Kind
Of
Like
A
Old
Army
Tent
With
One
Side
So
That's
The best
Way to
Describe
It
Okay
Essentially
It's
Like
One
Of
Those
Little
Triangle
Tents
You
Always
See
In
The
Cartoons
Except
One
Side
Is
Missing
Yeah
Yes
And
If
You've
Got
Enough
Material
Go ahead
And
Add
The
Other
Side
And
You
Want
To
Make
It
So
The
Way
You
Get
In
And
Out
If
It's
If
You
Have
Both
Sides
It's
Basically
That
So
What
Happens
If
I
Don't
Have
My
Handy
Blanket
Poncho
Waterproof
Clothing
Around
And
I
Need
To
Still
Build
A
Shelter
Well
We
Have
The
Field
Expended
Lean
To
Which
Is
You
Grab
A
Nice
Large
Pole
And
Try
And
Put
It
In
Between
Two
Trees
And
Then
Add
Poles
Going
Down
From
That
So
Essentially
You're
Making
A
Lean
To
Out
Of
Poles
And
You're
Covering
It
With
Leaves
I'm
Not
Going
To
You
To
That
I
Kind
Of
Watch
A
Show
Off
And
On
But
Like
The
How
They
Call
Survivor
Yes
It's
Like
Survivor
Well
Not
Just
Like
Survivor
I've
Only
Seen
A
Couple
Episodes
Of
Survivor
But
Everything
That
I've
Seen
Of
Survivor
Just
Makes
Me
Want
To
Laugh
Yeah
I
Mean
These
People
Where
Red
Beret
Showed
Up
And
Showed
Them
How
To
Do
Some
Stuff
Yes
Mrs.
Ratchet
Watches
Survivor
More
Than
I
Do
And
I
Watch
It
Sometimes
I'm
Like
Oh
Okay
They
Actually
Got
That
Part
Right
But
I
Usually
Just
Say
God
Morons
Yeah
Well
That's
Just
Kind of
Throw
It
All
Together
And
Cover
It
With
Leaves
Mud
Just
Something
To
Keep
The
Rain
Off
A
Little
Bit
Pine
Smaller
Level
Make
It
Like
Three
Feet
High
Instead
Of
Say
Six
Feet
High
Like
The
Guild
Expanded
Lean
To
Which
Is
A
One
Man
Debris
Shelter
Which
Is
Basically
The
Same
Thing
Except
You
Only
Take
It
About
Three
Feet
High
And
Cover
It
More
It
Takes
A
Lot
Less
Limbs
And
Everything
To
Do
So
But
That
You
Can
Find
All
Of
This
And
Directions
On
How
To
Make
It
On
Our
Side
Of
The
Week
Which
We'll
Give
A
Little
Later
Cool
So
And
A
Bunch
Of
Other
Different
Types
Of
Shelters
All
Right
Okay
So
One
Of
Our
Major
Things
Here
Is
We
Need
To
Find
Water
So
What
Should
Be
Looking
For
In
A
Water
Source
Well
What
You
Should
Be
Looking
For
In
Your
Water
Source
Is
A
Clear
Water
Source
I
Mean
You
Don
Want
To
Drink
It
Mud
Water
Oh
Man
But
I
Like
The
Color
Brown
Well
That's
Too
Bad
For
You
If
You
Have
To
You
Can
Drink
That
But
It's
Much
Better
To
Go
For
Clear
Because
You
Can't
See
What's
Killing
You
That
Way
Hopefully
If
We
Be
Able
To
Well
Yeah
I
Mean
You
Have
All
These
Horrible
Things
Out
There
But
I
Mean
How
Do
We
Take
I
Mean
I
Don't
Have
My
Little
What
Is
It
I
Tablet
Or
Whatever
They
Do
For
Purification
So
How
Do
I
Purify
It
Filter
It
I
Don't
Have
My
Brita
Filter
With
Me
Either
So
What
Do
I
Do
Think
About
It
This
Way
Which
Would
You
Prefer
Getting
Sick
From
Bad
Water
Support
Supply
Or
Being
Dead
I
Don't
Know
A
Vegetarian
Had
To
Eat
Animals
So
Well
I
Yes
I
Would
Be
Rather
Sick
Than
Dead
Thank
You
Yeah
Well
They
Have
Cures
For
All
Of
These
Different
Diseases
And
Since
You
Will
Probably
Get
Found
Within
A
Couple
Of
Days
It's
Probably
Best
That
You
Go
Ahead
And
Drink
Whatever
You've
Got
Don't
Really
Worry
About
Anything
But
If
You
Realize
That
You're
Going
To
Be
There
A
While
There's
A couple
Of
Different
Ways
You
Can
Do
It
Get
Rain
Water
Or
If
You
If
You
Happen
To
Have
A
Sponge
You
Can
Go
Around
Different
Plants
And
Get
Water
Out
Of
Those
Or
Some
Trees
Like
Bamboo
And
There
Was
Another
One
That
I'm
Thinking
Of
There's
Bamboo
And
A
Banana
Tree
And
If
You
Cut
Those
Off
I
Think
It's
Six
Inches
From
The
Bottom
And
You
Bamboo
And
You
Take
That
Out
So
It
Doesn't
Mess
With
Your
Water
And
Then
You
Leave
It
There
And
It
Fills
Up
With
Drinkable
Water
That's
Actually
Kind of
Cool
I mean
It's
Not
Going to
Come
Into
Advantage
For
Most
Of
Our
States
Listeners
But
For
Those
You
Living
In
Vietnam
This
Is
For
You
Well
You
Can
Also
Do
That
With
Certain
Types
Of
Cactuses
And
Stuff
And
So
You
Find
Different
Things
That
You
Can
Anything
That
Sounds
Hollow
Improvise
Yes
Hack
It
So
Water
Hacking
Didn't
Think
We
Did
We
Cover
That
In
Bin
Rev
Well
You
Find
Whatever
You
Can
To
Get
Water
Different
Types
Of
Cactuses
You
Can
Squeeze
It
Out
Or
Some
Are
Hollow
And
Filled
With
Water
So
You
Can
Do
Whatever
You
Can
My
Personal
Favorite
Is
The
Still
Not
For
Alcohol
Although
That's
Always
Fun
To
And
Legal
In
Alabama
I
Might
Add
Oh
Really
Yes
Oh
Crap
I
Think
I
Got
To
Move
So
Unky
Ratchet
150
Proof
Vodka
Yeah
Anything
Above
Like
130
Will
Kill
You
But
Well
No
They
Have
Something
Like
What
Something
Out
There
Like
191
And
I
Mean
You
Basically
You
Take
A
Shot
And
You
Almost
Like
Lose
Your
Vision
But
You
Know
What
Is
A
Kick
A
Point
Joy
Juice
I
Think
It's
Called
I'll
Pass
On
Thank
You
I'll
Have
To
Look
That
Up
That's
A
Good
Question
I'm
Not
Sure
There's
At
Some
Point
Where
Is
Almost
Fatal
To
You
But
Okay
So
We
Have
A
Still
So
I
Mean
I
Don't
Throw
Some
Vegetation
In
There
Leaves
Anything
That
Would
Have
A
Lot
Of
Water
Like
Cactus
Parts
Anything
That
You
Can
Throw
That
In
There
And
Leave
It
In
The
Sunlight
And
It's
Just
Like
Rain
Because
That's
What
It's
Doing
Except
It
Doesn't
Actually
Come
Down
And
It
Forms
On
The
Inside
Of
The
Bag
So
You
Leave
It
There
For
Say
A
Day
And
You
Open
The
Bag
And
Pour
It
Into
Anything
You've
Got
Whether
It's
Just
Your
Hands
Or
Even
If
You
Gotta
Pour
It
Directly
Into
Your
Mouth
And
That's
A
Basic
Still
One
Of
The
Other
Things
That
You
Can
Do
Is
Dig
A
Hole
About
Six
Feet
In
Diameter
And
Just
A
Circular
Hole
And
Dig
It
However
Deep
You
Need
To
And
Put
A
Bucket
At
The
Middle
This
Is
If
You
Have
Plastic
Sheeting
So
You
Probably
Don't
Have
Plastic
Sheeting
When
You're
Out
There
Though
So
You
Can
If
You
Somehow
Got
Wrecked
With
A
Sailboat
I'm
Sure
There's
Movies
About
That
You
The
Sail
That
You
Have
You
Dig
That
And
You
Put
A
Rock
Right
In
The
Middle
Of
It
And
So
You
Put
Vegetation
On
The
Inside
So
It's
Essentially
The
Same
Thing
As
A
Plastic
Bag
Except
On
A
Much
Larger
Scale
And
Underneath
The
Ground
So
You
Want
To
Do
That
So
I'd
Have
A
Hole
And
I'd
Have
A
Bucket
In
The
Middle
Of
It
And
I'd
Put
My
Sail
Or
Giant
Plastic
Sheeting
Over
Everything
Yeah
Over
The
Whole
Thing
You
Put
A
Rock
In
The
Middle
So
Over
Top
Of
The
Can
That's
At
The
Bottom
Or
Anything
You
Have
That'll
Collect
Water
So
That
Any
Water
That
Forms
On
The
Inside
Of
This
Plastic
Seating
Will
Go
Down
To
The
Center
And
Drop
Into
The
Bucket
Because
Otherwise
It'll
Just
Drop
All
Over
The
Place
That's
Pretty
Cool
Yeah
I
Thought
So
But
That's
Also
You
Can
Use
That
To
Convert
Salt
Water
To
Fresh
Water
I
Think
It's
You
Do
It
12
Feet
Away
From
The
Water
Itself
And
You
Dig
Down
Enough
Where
You're
Not
Getting
To
The
Water
Level
Like
If
You've
Ever
Dugged
Down
At
The
Beach
You'll
Hit
Water
Eventually
You
Don't
Want
To
Do
It
That
Much
So
The
Actual
Sea
Water
Is
Not
Getting
Up
In
There
But
If
You
Do
That
The
Sea
Water
Will
Begin
To
Seep
In
Through
The
Holes
On
The
Side
If
You
Imagine
This
Funnel
It's
Seeping
In
Through
The
Sides
Where
The
Funnel
Is
Capped
Off
At
The
Bottom
With
Your
Bucket
And
It's
Just
The
Fresh
Water
That
Goes
Up
To
The
Top
Of
This
Plastic
Sheet
Or
Your
Sail
And
Comes
Down
Into
This
Bucket
So
That
Way
You
Don't
Even
Need
Plant
Life
So
Okay
So
What
Happens
If I
Find
Like
A
Fresh
Mountain
Spring
That's
Everything
And
I
Might
Be
Out
There
For
A
Few
Things
Can
I
Boil
My
Water
And
Will
That
Make
It
Okay
Well
If
You
Have
A
Pot
Well
If
I
Happen
To
Have
A
Yes
Right
Next
To
My
Giant
Plastic
Sheeting
Can
I
Have
A
Pot
Yes
Anything
You
Have
That
You
Can
Boil
It
In
You
Can
Can't
Do
Anything
That
Will
Burn
Yeah
Throw
It
Over
That
Fire
I
Mean
Even
If
You
Have
A
Paper
Cup
You
Can
Fill
That
Up
With
Water
And
Stick
That
Into
A
Fire
It
Will
Be
Interesting
To
Handle
Once
Getting
Out
But
Because
The
Water
Is
Inside
You
Can
Boil
Water
In
A
Paper
Cup
Which
Actually
A
Lot
Of
People
Don't
Know
About
How
Do
That
And
This
Is
The
Boy
Cool
You
Guys
Never
Did
This
Cooking
Merit
Badge
Come
On
Now
That
Say
Boil
Water
In
A
Paper
Cup
We
Cook
Stuff
In
Eggs
But
That
That's
What
It
Was
You
Can
Boil
Water
Too
Huh
That's
Cool
Well
You can
Do
That
You
Can
Also
Purify
Just
The
Stuff
That
You
See
Mm
Hmm
Well
Let
See
Where
The
Page
Is
You
Want
There's
Different
Layers
That
You've
Got
You
Want
Sand
Crushed
Rock
Charcoal
And
You
Want
To
Throw
That
All
In
A
Cloth
If
You
Happen
To
Have
Like
A
Bandana
Or
Something
Or
T-shirts
Or
Anything
That
You
Have
And
Make
These
Three
Layers
Of
Sand
Crushed
Rock
And
Charcoal
From
A
Fire
Another
Reason
That
Fire
Comes
In
And
Throw
That
All
Together
And
That
Will
Take
Out
A
Lot
Of
The
Stuff
That
In
There
Much
Like
A
Brita
Filter
Would
Okay
Alright
So
How
Do
I
Start
A
Fire
Well
Despite
My
Plastic
Cheating
In
My
Pot
And
My
Bucket
And
All
My
Other
Stuff
I
Didn't
Bring
Natches
Couldn't
Find
Natches
In
The
Middle
Of
The
Woods
Well
Before
You
Start
A
Fire
You
Gotta
Know
The
Way
The
Fire
Works
And
The
Way
Fire
Works
Is
You
Can
Never
Light
A
Fire
With
One
Log
You
Have
At
least
Two
Because
That
One
Log
Is
Only
Going to
Burn
For
So
Long
Before
It
Goes
Out
And
Then
It's
Going to
Need
Another
Log
To
Restart
It
So
Essentially
You're
Going
Back
And
For
Relighting
This
Log
Yes
Everyone
Remember
How
You
Always
Have
That
Term
Adding
Fuel
To
The
Fire
Yes
This
Is
Part
Of
The
In
This
Case
To
Logs
Your
Fuel
The
Other
Thing
You
Gotta
Know
Is
Wood
Burns
At
Nothing
Less
Than
600
Degrees
So
You
Gotta
Start
Off
Small
With
Leaves
And
Stuff
Because
They
Burn
At
600
Degrees
They
Burn
Around
UK
Or
Europe
That's
Actually
A
Very
Good
Point
Yeah
So
You
Want
To
Start
With
Leaves
Twigs
Pine
Straw
Anything
That
You
Can
That's
Smaller
And
Light
Easily
A
Bundle
Of
It
Make
It
Nice
And
Fluffy
Get
The
Air
Flowing
Through
There
So
You
Want
To
Get
It
Nice
And
Easy
To
Light
On
Top
Of
That
You
Want
Some
Bigger
Twigs
That
Are
Fingernail
Size
Thick
Or
Smaller
Well
No
Like
Diameter
Wise
The
Size
Of
Your
Fingernail
So
You
Want
Something
Small
Okay
So
You
Go
From
Kindling
To
Tender
To
Fuel
And
The
Fuel
Is
The
Actual
Logs
In
A
Survival
Situation
You
Don't
Want
Anything
Bigger
Than
Your
Wrist
Okay
Because
It's
Just
Not
Going
To
Burn
Real
Well
Unless
It's
Not
Unless
You
Get
That
Going
Which
If
You
Can
You'd
Be
In
Real
Good
Shape
Yeah
If
You
Can
You're
Good
To
Go
And
Because
Those
Bigger
Logs
Will
Burn
For
A lot
Longer
If
You've
Got
Enough
To
Keep
Going
But
Fire
Is
One
Thing
That
You
Want
To
Keep
Going
As
Much
As
You
Can
So
If
You're
Going
To
Light
It
Matches
Is
Matches
And
Lighters
Obviously
The
Best
So
If
You've
Ever
Seen
Any
Of
The
Movies
Where
They
Have
Survival
Problems
I'm
Trying
To
Think
Of
One
But
Nothing
Is
Coming
To
Mind
The
One
With
Tom
Hanks
Castaway
Yes
He's
Lighting
The
Fire
By
Running
The
Log
Up
And
Down
The
Split
Other
Log
And
It's
Burning
Friction
And
That
Is
One
Of
The
Best
Ways
To
Light
Fire
I've
Lit
A
Fire
With
Steel
Wool
And
A
9
Volt
Battery
That
Was
Fun
Because
Rust
Is
One
Of
The
Most
Volatile
Explosives
That
You
Will
Ever
Find
It's
Iron
Oxide
Used
Rust
And
Metal
That's
Thermite
For
You
Right
There
For
Those
Who
Read
The
Anarchist
Quick
Book
That
Was
A
Good
One
It
Was
A
Fun
Read
I
Will
Give
That
Don't
Trust
Anything
In
There
For
Those
Younger
Been
Reb
Listeners
Yes
And
Don't
Do
Anything
And
Don't
Create
Explosions
And
Explosions
Are
Bad
And
I
Had
Nothing
To
Do
With
Any
Explosions
That
Are
Seen
On
The
News
For
Those
Feds
That
Are
Listening
So
That
Anything
That
You
Can
Really
To
Light
The
Fire
Especially
Friction
Rubbing
Two
Sticks
Together
Does
Work
At
The
Point
Where
The
Stick
Starts
To
Spark
A
Little
Bit
Or
You
Start
To
Think
That
It's
Getting
Hot
Enough
To
Do
Anything
Go
At
It
With
Your
Life
Because
You
Are
So
Close
To
Starting
Fire
And
You
Want
To
Hit
The
Leaves
And
The
Little
Pine
The
On
And
You're
Pretty
Good
To
Go
Right
There
Yeah
If
You
See
It
Starting
To
Like
Spew
Smoke
Start
Blowing
On
It
Like
There's
No
Tomorrow
And
You
Know
It
Won't
Be
Much
Like
A
Candle
Because
You're
Essentially
You're
Feeding
The
Fire
Oxygen
So
That's
Actually
A
Good
Thing
And
Even
If
Like
So
Say
You
Get
Your
Fire
Started
And
You
Go
To
Sleep
For
The
And
You
Wake
Up
The
Next
Morning
And
There's
No
Fire
Left
It's
Just
A
Bunch
Of
Hot
Ashes
Well
Those
Hot
Ashes
Will
Help
You
Light
The
Next
Fire
Exactly
Just
Toss
A
Couple
You
Could
Even
Toss
A
Couple
Of
Logs
In
There
And
It
May
Start
Going
Although
You
Probably
Want
To
Start
With
That
Tinder
Which
Is
The
Smaller
Stuff
First
That
Stuff
Is
Really
Hot
Yeah
And
Up
Oh
Yeah
It's
Hot
It's
Really
Hot
So
But
Of
Course
Okay
Along
With
Any
Sort
Of
Water
Supply
That
You
Can
Boil
On
A
Fire
You
Can
Also
Cook
So
That
Is
My
Wonderful
Segway
Over
To
Food
Good
I
Worked
Long
And
Hard
On
That
One
Okay
So
What
Can
I
Eat
I'm
Hungry
Now
Well
And
I'm
Going
To
Be
Out
Here
For
Years
Because
I'm
Tom Hanks
Well
You
Can
Eat
Plants
I
Mean
That's
Really
Your
Best
Source
You
Don't
Want
To
Eat
Any
Mushrooms
Unless
You're
A
Trained
Survival
Expert
Like
A
Navy
Seal
Or
Something
Man
I
Could
Really
Go
Tripping
Out
There
Yeah
They
Know
They're
Mushrooms
But
You
Don't
Well
You
Ratchet
Might
But
Yeah
Personally
No
I
Don't
I
Stay
Unless
You're
A
Registered
Mushroom
Expert
Don't
Go
Eating
Mushrooms
A
Lot
Of
People
Have
Tried
That
And
It
Doesn't
Work
Out
Too
Well
There
Are
A
Lot
Of
Poisonous
Mushrooms
Out
There
Oh
Yes
So
But
Like
Berries
And
Stuff
If
You
See
A
Bear
Eating
It
You're
Good
To
Go
Because
Their
Digestive
System
Is
Much
Like
Ours
Oh
Really
Yeah
That's
Something
I
Was
Unaware
As long
As
It's
Not
A
Polar
Bear
Or
A
Platypus
You
Can
Eat
It
For
Animal
Life
Because
Their
Vitamin
A
Count
Is
So
High
That
It's
Lethal
And
You
Can't
Cook
Vitamin
A
Off
Other
Than
That
If
You
Cook
Something
You
Can
Eat
It
Anything
In
The
World
Yeah
I
Thought
That
Was
Cool
Yeah
That's
Something
I
Was
Unaware
Of
Polar
Bears
And
Platypuses
Both
Start
With
P
So
Just
Keep
That
In
Mind
Yeah
So
But
When
You
Go
To
Get
Animals
Or
Anything
You
Want
To
Check
Their
Liver
And
If
It's
Not
Brown
White
Is
Color
Then
Don't
Eat
It
If
It's
Spotted
Or
Anything
Don't
Eat
It
It's
Got
To
Be
One
Solid
Kind
Of
Creamy
Color
So
If
It's
White
Or
If
It's
Brown
Or
If
It's
Spotted
Well
If
It's
Whitest
Brown
You
Should
Be
Good
Alright
So
But
You
Don't
Want
To
Eat
The
Guts
And
The
Intestines
And
Stuff
Because
They
Require
Special
Cooking
Okay
Well
One
Of
Your
Major
Supplies
Of
Food
Is
Going
To
Be
Insects
They
Are
Everywhere
Mmm
Tasty
Oh
Yes
They
Really
Are
And
Worms
And
Earthworms
Biggest
Supply
Of
Protein
You
Will
Ever
Find
So
There's
Pretty
Good
So
All
You
Vegetarians
Out
There
Actually
The
Worms
Are
Alive
So
I'm
Not
Sure
If
That
Is
Vegetarian
Or
Not
Well
With
Worms
The
Best
Way
To
Do
It
Is
To
Try
And
Keep
Them
Up
For
24
Hours
Or
Boil
Them
For
Six
Minutes
But
If
You
Gotta
Eat
Them
Just
Straight
Go
For
It
And
Try
Not
To
Throw
Up
Just
Picture
Yourself
On
Fear
The
Next
Thing
Is
Fish
You
Can
Eat
Any
Type
Of
Salt
Water
Fish
Raw
Sushi
Yeah
Sushi
Me
Technically
Yeah
So
Yeah
Sushi
Me
Or
Whatever
It
Is
Go
For
It
Any
Salt
Water
Just
Out of
Curiosity
Does
The
Army
Manual
Show
You
How
To
Clean
A
Fish
No
It
Does
Not
I
Don't
Think
So
Oh
Shucks
Well
Try
To
Figure
It
Out
Kids
Yeah
What
I'd
Always
Learned
To
Do
Was
To
Just
Cook
It
In
The
Fish
And
Then
Just
Eat
It
Out
Of
The
Fish
And
Try
And
Stay
Away
From
The
Organs
So
That's
An idea
With
Salt
Water
Fish
You
Do
Have
To
Cook
Them
So
Don't
Go
Trying
Eating
Salt
Water
Fish
Raw
Just
Because
I
Said
You
Can
Eat
Salt
Water
Fish
Raw
So
Test
The
Water
See
What
It
Is
First
Amphibians
Like
Frogs
I'm
Confused
Here
Salt
Water
Is
A
No
But
Fresh
Water
Is
A
Yes
Or
The
Way
Around
Salt
Water
Is
Yes
Fresh
Water
Is
No
Okay
I
Think
You
Said
Salt
Water
Twice
So
I
Was
Confused
Sorry
I'm
Trying
I'm
Kind
Of
Rushing
Because
I
See
We're
Short
No
Problem
No
Problem
Okay
Along
With
Amphibians
Frogs
Toads
Anything
Like
That
Any
Type
Of
Frog
Is
Good
Unless
It
Has
That
A
Stinctive
X
On
Its
Back
Which
Is
The
Only
Type
Of
Poisonous
Frog
Can
I
Lick
It
And
Get
Like
You
Know
Kind
Like
Wicked
Acid
Trips
No
I
Think
It
Kills
You
Damn
It
So
I
Saw
That
On
The
Simpsons
It
Has
To
Be
True
Uh
No
So
Don't
Eat
The
Frog
With
The
X
Big
X
No
Yeah
Nature's
Way
Of
Saying
No
Don't
Eat
Me
Yeah
But
All
Other
Types
Of
Frogs
Are
Good
Don't
Eat
Toads
At
All
Most
Toads
Are
Poisonous
So
Stay
Away
From
Toads
The
Best
Way
To
Tell
Is
Where
It
Was
Found
Whether
It
Was
By
Water
Or
Found
In
Your
Garden
Or
Something
So
Uh
All
Snakes
Are
Edible
If
You
Cook
Them
Hmm
That
Covers
Reptiles
As
Well
As
Birds
All
Birds
Are
Edible
As
Well
So
Um
That's
Actually
This
Quite
Interesting
Because
I'd
Actually
Never
Know
There
Was
Actually
All
These
Rules
About
Eating
I
Never
Actually
Really
Thought
About
It
That
Much
Because
And
The
Liver
Is
The
Best
Way
To
Tell
Like
I
Was
Talking
About
If
It's
Spotted
Don't
Eat
It
It's
Eating
Something
And
It's
Poisoned
So
You
Don't
Want
To
Eat
Anything
Like
That
Oh
So
That's
Basically
That
We
Covered
Checking
For
Diseases
With
The
Liver
The
Best
Way
To
Get
Them
Is
With
Traps
Or
Snares
So
The
Sight
Of
The
Day
Will
Have
A
Whole
Thing
On
Traps
And
Snares
And
It's
Different
Things
On
Squirrels
How
To
Catch
Squirrels
Which
Is
Basically
Going
To
Be
What
You're
Going
To
Be
Eating
Anything
Like
That
It's
Normally
Just
Loops
And
Then
Whatever
Animal
Walks
Through
It
Or
Sticks
A
Leg
In
It
And
Sets
Off
A
Trap
Or
A
Bent
Stick
That's
An
Alive
Small
Tree
Or
Something
That
You
Can
Bend
And
It'll
Just
Pop
Right
Back
Up
When
It's
Set
Off
On
A
Trigger
So
That's
Basically
Your
Biggest
Thing
To
Get
Food
Is
With
Snares
Like
That
And
It'll
Whip
The
Animal
Around
On
The
End
Of
The
String
Like
With
My
Survival
Kit
I've
Got
Weeder
Cord
Because
It's
Already
Rounded
And
Everything
It's
Good
To
Go
And
You
Tie
Some
Knots
In
There
And
Everybody
Should
Learn
Their
Knots
Join
The
Boy
Scouts
Learn
Your
Knots
Yeah
And
A lot
Of
The
Boy
Scout
Troop
Websites
Have
Just
Different
Stuff
That
You
Can
Learn
Knots
On
And
I
Mean
He
Was
Talking
About
Wilderness
Survival
Merit
Badge
Book
At
Your
Local
Boy
Scout
Shop
If
You're
If
You're
Interested
In
Learning
A lot
Of
This
Stuff
Get
A
Boy
Scout
Manual
Because
Despite
All
The
Things
You'll
See
That
Are
Directly
Related
To
Boy
Scouts
You'll
Find
A lot
Of
Good
Information
In
There
So
That's
That
Different
Weapons
You can
Build
Are
Essentially
Spears
If
You
Got
A
Knife
Or
Anything
Like
That
And
You
Can
Make
Knives
Out
Of
Rocks
If
You
Can
Break
A
Rock
In
Two
You're
Going
To
Have
The
World's
Sharpest
Edge
And
It's
What
They
Use
In
Eye
Surgery
I
Thought
They
Used
Glass
In
That
No
Glass
Isn't
Sharp
Enough
Well
They
Used
To
Use
Glass
I
Think
But
They
Break
The
Rocks
And
Make
A
Knife
Out
The
Rocks
Because
That's
The
Sharpest
Thing
They
Can
Get
Caveman
Oog
The
Eye
Surgeon
Absolutely
So
That's
A
Great
Thing
That
You
Can
Do
There
If
You
Can
Lash
It
On
To
The
End
Of
Pole
Or
Something
You've
Got
A
Great
Spear
Something
You can
Fish
With
Too
This
Side
Of
The
Weak
Has
Some
Different
Traps
And
Stuff
You
Can
Use
For
Fishing
But
That
Spear
Is
Well
Since
We're
Talking
About
The
Side
Of
The
Week
We'll
Just
Sort
Of
Brush
By
You
Did
Awesome
Notes
I
Will
Give
You
That
Right
There
But
I
Think
We
Covered
About
At
Least
I
Think
We
Covered
A
Quarter
Of
All
The
Stuff
You
Put
Down
And
I
Don't
You
Estimate
You
Had
Like
30
Minutes
Of
Information
Yeah
I
Don't
Think
So
But
I
Think
We
Covered
The
Big
Three
With
The
Basic
Stuff
How
To
Actually
Get
Out
There
Fire
Food
Yep
I
Mean
There's
A lot
Of
Other
Stuff
Out
There
I
Assume
The
Side
Of
The
Week
Here
Has
All
This
It
Has
Most
Of
It
Okay
And
The
Side
Of
The
Side
Of
The
Side
Of
The
Civilian
Version
Of
The
Army
Manual
So
It's
More
Of
A
Easy
To
Read
Type
Thing
And
The
Side
Of
The
Week
Is
www.wilderness-survival.net
And
I don't think we need to phoneticize that so
If you can't figure it out
Go run out through spellcheck
Yeah
And there's a dash in between there?
Yes
There's a dash in between wilderness and survival
So it's wilderness-survival.net
Alright
So
Um
So wow
I'm going to send
That was
That was a pretty cool topic
And I'm
I'm actually kind of disappointed
We didn't cover a lot of the other stuff
Because
It's handy stuff
I mean I got all the fun stuff at the end
Yeah
Well perhaps we'll have a wilderness survival 2
Coming up
In the future
Hey
I'm
I'm for it
Alright
Was there something you wanted to say for NBC?
Or
Oh yeah
So we
So we have
Actually
You wanted to say something out here
So we
We
FaceMan actually suggested
We have a
Fucknut of the week
Which apparently they used to have
Way back in the days
Yeah
Back in RFA
And
Early
Bin-Rab episodes
So
So who's our
Fucknut of the week?
Our fucknut of the week is
NBC
For their wonderful
Special
Special on
LeetSpeak
And you can find it at
YouTube
With
TinyURL
Slash
Y
X
7
F
U
J
Yankee
X-Ray 7
Fox
Uniform
Juliet
Yes
Okay good
I'm just going off
What I remember here
And I'm not sure
Yeah that was
That was right
So
Okay good
So
And
That is a
Wonderful video
If you really want a good laugh
So
And we actually started talking about it
On the Bin-Rev forum
So for those of you who don't
Come to the forum site
Come to
Forums.BinRev.com
And the forum that we were talking about it in
Is
Links
L-I-N-K-Z
I almost said S
Silly me
And that was brought up by
Seal
Yeah so shout out to Seal
Yeah
Let me add that
Do you have
Do you have any other shout out
For anybody?
I want to shout out to everybody
Ooh
Yeah
Just going to take the easy way out eh?
Well actually I've got some other shouts
I want to shout out to Sticky
He's a friend of mine here
Okay
In Alabama
And
He's done a lot of the wilderness
And Boy Scout stuff with me
I also want to shout out to
Connor
And
I also want to shout out to
Verbal and the mentorship program
Where I am a proud mentee
Mmhmm
And to my girlfriend Lydia
Oh
What's up with this man?
Computer Geek has a
Has a girlfriend
Oh wait I'm married
Never mind
Um
See what I'm saying
I'll send shouts out to
I'll send
I'll send shouts out to everybody
I'll take the easy way out
Just like you
Mmhmm
Yes
So
Um
Let's see
Actually we'll
We have one announcement
And I think
This kind of made me
Um
Think of
The
The topic tonight
Made me kind of think of it
Um
And uh
Infonomicon
Is having a convention
Next year
So this is
Mark this one down
On your calendars
It's not ready yet
And they're calling it
Haycon
H-A-Y-C-O-N
And uh
Let me tiny URL
Because I can never
I can never spell
Infonomicon
Correctly
So I'm just going to
Tiny URL it for
Because everyone else
Is going to be like me
It's uh
TinyURL.com
Slash
Y-X-D-Z-J-5
Yankee X-Ray
Delta Zulu
Juliet 5
And there's also
A link to Infonomicon
On the
BinRev
Homepage
Oh okay
Yeah so you can go
That way too
But I don't think
They actually directly
Link it to
From their main site
So it's
Infonomicon.org
Slash Haycon
And it's
An outdoor
Computer convention
And they're going to
Go into the
Um
Puscus Lake
In the
Holly Springs
National Forest
The Forest
National Forest
In
Mississippi
Alabama
Whatever the other two is
And I saw that earlier
And it looks like a lot of fun
It does
Honestly
I've been talking to troops
About it
And it sounds
Really awesome
And if you're anywhere
Within the southeast
United States
You should really go
And it's just
A bit too far
To come from
New England
To down there
I'm not going to
Fly to go camping
I can do it up here
Pretty well
Yeah wow
So shout out
To troops too
Um
Email
Radio
At BinRev.com
And if
Can I fill out my email?
Oh sure
Okay if anybody
Wants to flame me
And make me feel
Like an honorary member
Of BinRev Radio
You can do so
At
LieutenantFaceman
At gmail.com
And that's
LT.Faceman
Because
Faceman was taken
So it's
LT.Faceman
At gmail.com
Okay
Um
Yeah so it wouldn't
Be Lieutenant
Faceman
It would be
LT.Faceman
Well
I guess it's a good
Reviation
Yeah
And uh
Props to anyone
Who actually gets
That reference
Because I did
And I felt pretty
Proud of myself
Uh
Closing music
Is uh
Mega Man 3
Blue Balls
By Sakota42
Off of
OCRemix.org
And um
I think that's about it
Okay
Uh so
I'll see you next week
Same hack time
Same hack channel
I'll see you next week
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