This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a Nero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dreamcast
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
Your CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
You feel that rattle in your bones
When I tell you we just packed out Jones
And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers
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This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers
Hello, and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio, episode 177
Today's date, well I don't know what today's date is
Cause I have the wrong date in the notes
It would be the 12th of the 12th month
12th day, 12th month
If this was 2012, it would be pretty creepy
We'd see like, you know, the planets align
Didn't they do that in 2000?
Like right when they switched the millennium?
They were all lined up or something?
It was close to it
It was actually, I'll just completely go off topic
And Face Man is back with us this evening
Yes, and we just lost half of our listener audience
Crap, another Wilderness Survival episode
Yes, cause we had so much stuff from Wilderness Survival
Like, Face Man did copious notes
Like, Stank Dog would be proud
Cause Stank Dog has to show novellas
And he put a lot of stuff in and he said
Oh, I think it'll be about 30, 35 minutes
And I said, oh, okay
And I think we covered about half of it last time
So, we're hoping
Did we get to half?
I think we just
Maybe just under
Yeah
Who knows
Anyway, so we're having another two-parter episode
Cause it's, I just
I find this stuff fascinating
Like I almost
It's cool stuff
I almost went out and just like
Lost myself in the woods last week
Cause I thought it was just so damn cool
And then it
I told a couple of people in IRC to go do that
And I haven't seen them since
So, maybe they did it
We're not touching that one
I can make some
Actually, I did send
To get a couple of comments
About the whole
James Kim
You know, being lost in the woods type thing
And how we did the wilderness survival episode
And I don't think anyone really accused us of bad taste
But at the same point
I had no idea who this person was
Or they were lost in the woods
Or what was going on
And so, I mean
I think we actually recorded this
Before it actually started any
Massive media coverage
Or
It might have started
Massive media coverage
But I hadn't paid attention to it
Cause quite frankly
I really didn't care
And so
Yeah, it was just
It was
It was a pure cosmic
Winky dink
Wait, what was
I was looking at the notes
The James Kim thing
And how
How everyone got lost
And how we had a wilderness survival episode
The same week he got lost
Completely
Completely by coincidence
Nothing
Nothing to
Do that with
Binrev had nothing to do with it
Yeah, there we go
The massive
Binrev
Binrev conspiracy
We ordered a hit on James Kim
Oh man
That's
Okay
We're dropping the subject
Like right now
Cause we're just really going on
In a bad taste here
But getting
Getting
That are listening
Aren't going to enjoy this
Getting back to the whole
Planets aligning thing
Actually there was
If you've ever
Not been to
Bad Astronomy
It's a website
I think if you just
Google Bad Astronomy
It'll come up
If I remember correctly
It's badastronomy.org
But
I don't remember
And he
He just
He
Details a lot of
You know how
In Hollywood movies
They like have like
The super cool computers
And their crazy operating systems
And the
Incredibly intuitive GUI
And how it
Doesn't bear any resemblance
To real computers
They do the same thing
With astronomy
Okay
I think
They were talking
About how
And
What is it
Tomb Raider
Or Tomb Raider 2
Or one of
One of those two movies
That the planets
Were aligning
And everything
And he says
There is no way
That this can happen
This is physically impossible
Not all in a straight line
Or
I think he did the math out
And the only
I think he did the math out
Where
That while they can't
Like align
In like a giant
Straight line
They can be on
Sort of the same plane
But I think it's
Millions of years
In the future
Yeah
Well
It is
Badastronomy.com
And I can tiny
You already
Badastronomy.com
You can't spell
Badastronomy
You must be smarter
Than this stick
To ride the internet
That's where it comes
That's where
We gave
That's not our
Side of the week
Actually
We have another
Side of the week
But we'll toss that
As a bonus
Side of the week
2.0
Yeah
For all those times
We didn't have
Side of the week
This will
Sort of
Because we're already
In the hole
We'll just try to
Dig ourselves out
A little bit
And
Wow
Mark this date down
We actually have
Housekeeping this week
Now
I don't
For those of you
That don't know
What housekeeping is
Yeah
I don't know
I guess we can tell
If you've been
Listening to the show
Any of the older shows
You know what
Housekeeping is
But we just sort of
Tidy up and
Point out other things
That we may have missed
In the previous episodes
Of course with me
I always say
Oh I'll put that
In housekeeping next week
And then promptly
Forget about it
But we do sort of
Have a
Not
I guess you could say
It's kind of related
To binrev radio
The
Binrev.com
Our
Server has been
Acting kind of
Wonky
And
It was a bit
Of an issue
And so
For those of you
That may have
Tried to get into
The podcast
Or the forums
Over the
Past
I guess it kind of
It's been going
Off and on
For
A while
But I think
It kind of
Really came to a
Head over the
Past week or so
Where the site
Was like down
For ten minutes
And then
MySQL decided
To walk out
On the site
So anyone
Trying to get
To the forums
Or anything
Remotely related
To a SQL database
Which is
A lot of
Our stuff
On our sites
Got a
Nasty error
Messages
That's saying
MySQL is not
Running
We can't do
This right now
So just
To let you all
We're working
On it
Our
Massive amounts
Of trained
Monkeys
Are currently
Probing
I want a monkey
Well no you
Can't have it
They're working
On the server
Right now
That's Savant
Right
No
Well
Yes but
She's not a monkey
But we won't
Get into
I always looked
At him as more
Of an orangutan
And he smells
Like one too
Well Savant
Asked an IRC
The other night
That anybody
That sees
The problems
To send him
The error message
With a time stamp
Oh really
Oh I didn't
Know this part
Yes I don't know
If he wants us
To drop his email
Nah he did it
A couple episodes
It would be
Savant
At
Feartubes
Dot com
Yes and there's
No lead speaking
That it's just
Feartubes
Yeah Feartubes
Yeah
Which I think
Is a fun domain name
And I do believe
I have an alias
There but I don't
Remember what the heck
My email alias
That forged my
Other account
But I don't
Remember what it is
These are like
Ratchet or
Black Ratchet
Or something
But it's pretty cool
It's like yeah
Feartubes
Dot com
There were a couple
People asking him
For email addresses
There
And since we're
On the housekeeping
This is more
Directly related
To Minerv Radio
And for those of you
Who tried to get
Into the podcast
With Apple
Over the past
I don't know
I think it's been
Since episode 173
Well ever since
We put the notes
Up for 173
So I'm not sure
Exactly when that
Happened
iTunes has been
Choking on our
Podcast feed
And that's because
Someone put a
Not myself
I'm completely
Blameless on this
So ha
Someone put in
A badly formatted
Piece of code
Into the show notes
And technically
What the problem was
Was the
Someone posted a
Microsoft Word
Single quote
Which is that
Little curly quote
And that really
Caused all the
XML formatting
To completely go
Bonkers
So if
The
The curly queue
Kind of
Misformatted
Everything
And broke
The XML
Formatting
So if you
Try to get
Into the podcast
iTunes choked
On it
And probably
Other couple
Of RSS readers
Or probably
Any other
Podcast client
But iTunes
Was the one
That we received
Complaints on
But that has
Been fixed
And hopefully
The bug
Will not
Resurface
Because we
Actually are
Looking for
That now
Along with
All the other
Stupid
Proprietary
Microsoft Word
Curly
Things
I can't
Stand
Them
Like
I know
There's a
Is it just
A single
Quote
Or
It's a
Single quote
And it's
The double
Quotes
Where it has
Like the
Curly
Like
Because
If you're
Ever in
Like you know
Actual
Typography
The first
Quote is
Supposed to
Be
I'm probably
Going to
Mess this up
When you're
Doing a
Quote
The first
Quote is
Supposed to
Be like
Facing the
Words
And the
Second
Quote is
Supposed to
Be facing
The opposite
End of
The word
So like
They're
Pointing at
Each other
So and I
Think the
Single quote
Has something
Similar to
That but
Microsoft Word
Formatted so
It's all nice
And pretty but
It doesn't
Handle well
When you're
Trying to
Translate
Into the
Text
Well I'm
Looking at
The show
Notes for
The different
Episodes and
It just looks
Like a
Straight up
And down
Line
We fixed
It that's
Why
Because we're
Cool like
That
Okay then
Nick84
He's the
Man
Shouts to
Nick84
Shouts to
Nick84
Alright
I think
All of our
Housekeeping this
Week is sort of
Gloom and
Doom and
Disasters
But
Nothing else
Is important
Enough to
Go into
Housekeeping
Exactly
I think
That sort of
Wraps it up
So do you
Think we
Should go
Into email
Email
Our first
Email tonight
Actually we
Have two
Emails tonight
Since they're
Both titled
To you
Do you
Want to
Read them
Sure
Alright
Okay
Hi
Stank
And insert
Co-host
Here
In the
Last episode
Number 176
Face Man
Was saying
That he
Didn't have
The possibility
To burn
An ISO
There's a
Free open
Software
A la
Nero
Called
BWG
Burn
On
SourceForge
At
SourceForge.net
Slash
Projects
Slash
BWG
Burn
It works
Really well
For me
At least
And it
Can burn
ISO
For CD
Or DVD
As for
Ubuntu
Just right
Click on
The ISO
File
And the
Pop up
Menu
You will
Have a
Burn
CD
Option
On
Linux
You can
You could
Also use
K3B
Another
Nero
Like
Software
So
You can
Roll into
The next
Email
Here
Since it's
The same
Topic
From
Iron
Geek
This time
This one's
From Iron
Geek
It says
Hi all
This is
For
Faceman
Another
Alternate
CD
Burning
Software
He could
Use
Is
CD
Burner
XP
At
CD
Burner
XP
Dot
SE
And
We're
Going to
Tiny
URL
Both
Of
Those
And
The
First
One
Is
Tiny
URL
Dot
Com
Slash
V
P
D
L
U
Victor
Papa
Delta
Lima
Uniform
And
That's
For
BWG
Burn
Which
Actually
I've
Never
Heard
About
I'm
Actually
Going
To
Check
That
Out
If
It's
Free
And
It's
Nero
Like
It's
Got
To
Be
Full
Of
Wind
So
We're
Going
To
Be
Checking
That
One
Out
And
The
CD
Burner
XP
Is
Tiny
URL
Dot
Com
Slash
5
Q
5
ZK
5
Quebec
5
Zulu
Kilowatt
And
On
That
Subject
I
Did
Burn
A
Couple
Of
ISO
CDs
And
Both
Have
Been
Screwed
Up
On
My
Yeah
I
Screwed
Up
Oh
Okay
You
Did
Not
The
Computer
No
The
Program
You
Gave
Me
Image
Burn
Worked
Fine
It
Was
My
Problem
And
I
Downloaded
A
Bad
Version
Of
Flack
When
I
Tried
To
Do
That
And
Debian
I
Even
Tried
Debian
I
Think
You
Yell
At
Me
I
What
To
Say
Why
You
Think
Slack
Just
Use
Debian
Damn
It
Because
Debian
Is
The
Best
And
Then
I
Was
I
Got
Debian
Downloaded
I
Ready
To
Burn
That
To
A
CD
But
My
Sister
Used
All
Of
My
CDs
Ouch
All
45
Of
Them
What
The
Hell
Was
She
Burning
CDs
Music
She
Downloaded
It
Oh
And
They're
Burning
Sample
CDs
Oh
Okay
See
I
Can't
Fault
Her
For
That
But
I
Do
Something
Similar
To
That
But
Over
They
Reimper
Before
I
Get
CDs
I'll
Try
Debian
Yeah
Because
Debian
Rocks
And
Everyone
Should
Be
Using
Debian
If
I
Don't
Use
Debian
I'm
Gonna
Hunt
You
Down
And
Kill
You
Bring
It
Little
Man
Bring
It
Phase
Man's
Going
To
Be
Hiding
Out
In
The
Woods
He's
Going
Taking
Me
Down
Like
Rambo
Oh
Did I
Just
Date
Myself
There
I
Thought
You
Said
Rainbow
Oh
Rainbow
You
Can
Say
Rainbow
Six
Or
Something
I
Was
Thinking
Have
You
Seen
The
Spike
Commercials
For
The
Video
Gaming
Awards
I've
Seen
A
Couple
Of
Them
Although
I
Really
Shouldn't
Think
I
Should
Admit
This
On
Bent
River
Radio
Well
They've
Got
This
Pink
Powderpuff
Thing
And
He
Says
That
He's
Going
To
Cream
All
The
Other
Gamers
With
A
Creamed
Powderpuff
Rainbow
Or
Something
Oh
Yes
I
Did
See
That
One
Yeah
I
Was
Looking
For
Something
Mindless
To
Do
While
I
Was
Sitting
On
The
Couch
On
The
Laptop
Doing
Something
That
Took
Most
Of
My
Attention
And
I
Always
Do
Need
Background
Noise
So
I
Turned
On
Something
Heavily
Violent
But
Censored
And
Lots
Of
Explosions
And
Who
Did
I
Does
That
Really
Well
Yeah
That's
What
I
Was
Like
Oh
Spike
TV
Must
Have
Something
And
Sure
Enough
They
Did
It
Was
Kurt
Russell
And
He
Was
Like
Some
Type
Of
Futuristic
Soldier
That
Got
Killed
And
Abandoned
On
The
Soldier
I
Think
That's
The
Name
Of
The
Actual
Film
Okay
I
Don't
Know
There
Were
There
Was
Explosions
And
People
Dying
And
It
Was
Doing
A
Little
Bit
Of
Deep
Space
Nine
And
Star
Trek
The
Next
Generation
Oh
Good
For
Them
Haven't
Seen
Deep
Space
Nine
In
A
While
Yeah
They
Got
Two
Hours
Every
Day
Probably
While
You're
At
Work
Though
Yeah
Probably
Damn you
And
You're
I
Can
Record
It
To
You
Send
It
To
You
I
Can
Put
On
My
TVR
But
I
Don't
Think
Is
That
Even
legal
To
Record
It
And
Send
It
To
Channel
That
I
Didn't
Or
He
Had
Or
I
Had
A
Channel
That
He
Didn't
And
There
Was
Something
On
TV
And
I
Said
That
I
Would
Tape
It
To
Him
And
Mail
It
To
Him
And
Then
We
Got
Into
The
Long
Discussion
Of
Whether
Or
That
Was
Actually
Legal
Or
Some
Type
Of
Illegal
You
Know
MPAA
Peer
To
Peer
Filing
Transfer
Thing
Over
The
Mail
System
And
I
Please
Tell
Me
You
Just
Sort
Of
Made
That
Up
No
It's
Episode
103
Wow
That's
Just
Creepy
Man
Leave it
To
The
Boy
Scout
Yeah
No
Tell
Me
About
It
More
Like
One
Of
Those
Savant
People
Idiot
Savants
Wait
No
It's
Not
Episode
103
You're
Not
In
Episode
103
Oh
Now
You're
Looking
It Up
Yeah
Now
I'm
Looking
It
Up
All
Right
Well
You
Look
That
Up
And
I'll
Read
Our
Next
Email
Which
Is
Also
From
Iron
Geek
Iron
Geek
Was
Blessed
By
Blessed
Us
By
Sending
Two
Emails
In
This
Week
And
He
Says
Ever
Clear
Gem
Clear
And
Other
Brands
Offer
Green
Alcohol
Products
That
Are
190
Prove
About
95%
Pure
Ethanol
Trust
Me
You
Can
Drink
It
And
Live
I'm
Curious
As
To
Whether
Or
Not
You
Know
I
May
Not
Want
To
Live
Due
To
The
Hangover
That
May
Result
Or
That
I
May
Not
Want
To
Just
Drink
It
And
I
Really
Need
Like
A
Venn
Diagram
For
The
Sentence
Or
Something
I
Mean
It
Is
Like
A
Dangling
Particible
Or
It
Was
Very
Indirect
And
I
I'm
Guessing
That
The
Fact
That
I
May
Not
Want
To
Drink
It
Because
I
Think
I'm
Probably
Going
To
Be
In
Bed
The
Next
Day
Going
Kill
Me
But
Yeah
You
May
You
May
Not
Live
If
You
Drink
It
Too
Fast
Oh
Obviously
If
I
Pound
Grain
Alcohol
I
Handle
Grain
Alcohol
I
Don't
Think
I'm
Going
To
Be
Waking
Up
From
That
Although
Hell
What
A
Way
To
Go
It's
Episode
73
Episode
Alright
Did
You
Trying
To
Look
For
VHS
I
Did
What
Does
It
Say
What
We
Were
Actually
Trying
To
Tape
Um
Let's
See
I
Think
It
Is
A
Thing
About
Kevin
Mitnick
Um
Oh
Stank
Was
Talking
About
How
The
Discovery
Channel
I
Think
It
Was
Doing
A
Thing
On
Hackers
And
They
Mentioned
Stank
Dog
In
There
And
That
Oh
Yes
Okay
This
Was
In
His
Animal
Planet
Debut
Stank
Dog
On
Animal
Planet
Which
Actually
If
You
Haven't
Seen
It
I
Believe
It's
Still
Up
On
YouTube
I
Think
If
You
Search
For
Stank
Dog
You'll
See
His
TV
Premiere
And
Him
And
Two
Other
Elite
Dudes
When
He
Was
Going
For
Certified
Ethical
Hacker
Certification
War
Driving
Neighborhoods
And
It
I
Can
Admit
It
Was
Kind
Of
Pretty
Funny
When
I
Watched
It
I
Never
Actually
Did
See
It
On
TV
I
Think
I
Saw
The
Episode
But
I
Never
Actually
Got
To
See
Him
However
It's
Up
On
YouTube
And
I
Did
Watch
It
And
It
Was
It
Was
Amusing
So
Doing
A
Search
For
Stank
Dog
On
YouTube
You
Get
Stank
Dog
Slash
Fly
Incident
Yes
Apparently
There's
Someone
Else
With
The
Handle
Stank
Dog
And
I'm
Not
Sure
If
They
Took
Down
The
Other
Thing
Because
They're
All
Going
Jihadist
On
Copyrighted
Materials
But
Here it
Is
Oh
It
Is
There
Okay
Yeah
The
Video
Is
Named
Super
Shark
When
Do
Search
For
Stank
Dog
And
The
Tags
Are
Bin
Rev
And
Stank
Dog
So
Actually
I think
I found
It
By
Searching
For
Bin
Rev
On
YouTube
To
See
If
Anyone
Has
Put
Hack
TV
Up
There
But
I
Guess
Hack
TV
Is
Too
Long
For
It
Or
Something
Who
Knows
I'm
Actually
Slowly
Starting
To
Fall
Into
The
YouTube
Vortex
It's
Kind
Of
Creepy
How
Many
People
Are
Using
It
Now
I
Used
I
Used
To
Boycott
It
But
Not
Anymore
It's
Scary
All
The
Different
Video
Software
All
The
Different
Video
Websites
Out
There
They
Got
YouTube
My
Space
Google
Video
Although
YouTube
Is
Owned
By
Google
Now
Yeah
It's
Now
Called
GooTube
Never
Heard
That
One
Before
I
Never
Heard
That
One
I
Forget
Who
People
Are
Calling
That
But
That
New
And
Then
I
Saw
I
Actually
Saw
Commercial
For
AOL
Video
Oh
And
It's
The
Guy
From
Married
With
Children
That's
The
Commercial
Yeah
No
The
Guy
From
Married
With
Children
I
Believe
It's
Him
Who
Doing
The
Narration
And
I
Probably
Dated
Myself
Again
There
But
Anyway
Yeah
I
Saw
That
Going
What
Is
YouTube
Advertising
Who
The
Heck
Is
Doing
This
And
It
Said
Videos
AOL
Dot
Com
And
I
Was
Like
Oh
AOL
Okay
That
Kind
Makes
Sense
Then
Only
They
Would
Be
Stupid
Enough
To
View
A
Video
Site
AOL
Is
My
Most
Hated
Company
In
The
World
AOL
Is
Dying
A
Slow
Death
So
I
Sure
Everyone
Is
Cheering
God
I
Remember
When
AOL
Was
Cool
I
Really
Do
I
Remember
When
People
Like
Well
At
See
There
You're
Dating
Yourself
Yeah
Well
I
Remember
When
I
Used
To
Think
AOL
Was
Cool
And
I
Had
My
Little
Modem
But
I
Had
This
Like
Crappy
386
That
I
Basically
My
Internet
Account
For
The
Longest
Time
Was
A
Shell
Account
On
A
Local
ISP
And
That
That's
How
I
Learned
Unix
Because
I
Used
To
Sit
There
And
Use
My
Telenet
And
Use
My
FTP
And
I
Used
To
Download
It
To
My
Computer
I
Thought
I
Was
Hot
Shit
But
Graphical
Web
What
The
Hell
Is
That
No
Way
I
Have
My
Little
Text
Screen
Here
And
I
Remember
Instant
Messages
Nah
Who
Would
Ever
Want
To
Use
Those
What
A
Sheltered
Life
I
Live
Until
I
Actually
Started
Using
AOL
And
Wow
Graphics
And
You
Could
Use
Your
Mouse
Amazing
Wow
You
Were
All
The
Way
Before
The
Mouse
And
You
Are
Old
Actually
Yeah
My
First
Computer
Did
Not
Have
A
Mouse
And
I
Used
And
Then
We
Actually
Got
A
Mouse
Which
Is
A
Serial
Port
Mouse
Which
I
Might
Still
Have
Some
Place
I
Don't
Know
But
Then
I
Used
To
Go
Into
School
And
Those
Computers
Still
Didn't
Have
Mouse
And
You
Just
See
Me
Start
Lunging
For
The
Mouse
When
It
Wasn't
There
And
I
Would
Look
Pretty
Stupid
I
Would
Imagine
More
Stupider
Than
Usual
It
Doesn't
Take
Much
Yeah
No
Tell
Me
About
It
Anyway
Just
Sort
Of
Getting
Back
To
Email
Just
Sort
Of
Our
Last
Bit
Of
It
Not
An
Actual
Email
We
Got
Like
Four
Or
Five
Pieces
Of
Spam
This
Week
Citing
Stuff
About
Enterprise
Integration
Patterns
And
Distributed
Editing
And
Web
Dav
And
Stuff
And
I
Am
Curious
If
Anyone
Else
Has
Got
This
That
May
Not
Have
A
Tech
Orientated
Kind
Of
Email
Address
Because
I'm
Curious
As
To
Whether
Or
Not
This
Is
Actually
Targeted
To
People
Because
This
Is
Trying
To
Get
Past
Our
Bayesian
Filters
Not
That
We
Have
Bayesian
Filters
Running
On
This
Account
I
Shouldn't
Have
Said
That
I
Want
To
Sign
Up
The
Bin
Rev
Account
For
Spam
Now
I
Remember
When
I
First
Took
It
Over
We
Maybe
One
Spam
A
Week
That
Was
About
It
And
Now
It's
Amazing
How
Much
Stuff
I
Have
To
Pick
Out
It's
Kind
Of
Depressing
But
I'm
Sending
I'm
Curious
If
You
Have
Just
Sort
Of
A
Regular
Email
Account
And
Over
The
Past
Week
Or
So
You
Might
Want
To
Check
Your
Deleted
Messages
Or
Your
Trash
Bin
And
Find
Out
Whether
Or
You
Got
Messages
That
Were
Kind
Of
Tech
Or
They
Targeted
Tech
Email
Accounts
That
Might
Have
Tech
Words
That
Are
Good
Stuff
So
They
Would
Get
Through
Or
Whether
Or
Not
This
Was
Just
A
Weird
Coincidence
So
Well
The
Most
Technical
Spam
That
I
Got
This
Week
Was
A
High
Tech
Version
Of
Viagra
Actually
I
Did
Open
Up
A
Viagra
Email
Not
By
Purpose
I
Wasn't
Interested
In
Viagra
And
It
Was
An
Image
Of
A
URL
Bar
Saying
And
The
Instruction
Was
Don't
Click
This
But
Type
This
Into
Your
URL
Bar
And
Hit
Enter
And
I
Was
Like
Oh
Man
You're
Getting
Desperate
Aren't
You
I'm
Kind
Of
Depressed
Because
I
Really
Wanted
To
Get
Flamed
So
I
Want
Everybody
To
Send
In
An
Email
And
Say
That
Face
Man
Is
An
Idiot
Because
I
Really
Want
To
Get
Flamed
I'm
Not
Sure
Why
Just
What
Is
Lieutenant
Face
Man
Part
Of
The
Group
Lieutenant
Faceman
At
Gmail
Dot
Com
It's
LT
Dot
Faceman
At
Gmail
Dot
Com
Well
Go
Send
The
Email
To
Face
Man
And
Tell
Him
That
He
Sucks
And
Make
Me
Feel
Part
Of
The
Group
Yep
All
Right
Well
That
Sure
Wraps
Up
The
Email
What
Have
You
Done
This
Week
For
Personal
Hacking
Besides
Burning
CDs
That
Didn't
Work
Well
Burning
CDs
That
Didn't
Work
Was
My
Personal
Hacking
Story
Why
Didn't
They
Work
You
Didn't
Check
The
MD5
The
Actual
CDs
Themselves
Worked
But
There
Was
Part
Of
The
Internet
Software
Gone
Firefox
Was
Not
Working
And
Basically
I
Used
The
Same
Flack
ISO
Twice
And
I
Mean
Flack
Is
A
Great
Distro
I
Mean
Not
For
General
Use
But
I
Was
Looking
Through
There
And
It
Looks
Awesome
But
The
Firefox
And
It
Couldn't
Connect
To
My
Network
At
All
W
Pardon
Me
Well
I
Think
It
Was
Just
The
One
That
I
Downloaded
There
Was
Just
Something
That
Was
Missing
Probably
When
They
Uploaded
It
To
Their
Server
From
Where
I
Downloaded
It
Lost
Something
Or
Something
I'm
Not
Sure
I
Haven't
Used
Slack
In
Long
Enough
Time
That
I
Can
Properly
Diagnose
That
But
It
Sounds
Like
Something
Just
Wasn't
Getting
Set
Up
Correctly
I
Think
You
Didn't
Enter
The
Right
IP
Address
So
Your
DHCP
Server
Wasn't
Configured
Or
DHCP
Client
Configured
Directly
Who
Knows
If
You
Ever
Had
This
Problem
It's
lt.faceman
At
Gmail
Dot
Com
Go
Say
That
He
Sucks
And
Then
Say
You
Suck
You
Can't
Set
Up
Linux
Here's
What
You
Need
To
Do
That
Is
My
Personal
Hacking
Story
Well
I
Actually
Just
I
Guess
I
Kind
Of
Started
Yesterday
I
Actually
Set
Up
A
Spare
Box
That
I
Had
Clicking
Around
And
I
Tossed
A
4
Gig
Hard
Drive
In
It
And
I
I'm
Setting
Up
A
Malware
Analysis
Computer
And
I
Installed
XP
Off
My
Action
Pack
So
I
I'm
All
Licensed
Up
And
I
Actually
I
Just
Restarted
It
Right
Now
So
It
Said
Oh
You
Know
I
Downloaded
All
My
Stuff
My
Updates
Through
The
Automated
Update
Client
And
You
Need
To
You
Know
Restart
And
It
Said
You
Restart
And
Install
These
Patches
And
I
Click
Restart
And
I
Start
Doing
Something
Else
And
I
Actually
I
Do
A
Couple
Things
Online
And
I
Call
You
And
I
I'm
Talking
To
You
And
I
Look
Over
And
It
Says
Installing
Updates
This
Was
Like
You
Know
About
10
Minutes
At
This
Point
Installing
Updates
58
Of
62
And
I
Was
Like
Holy
Crap
How
Many
Updates
Does
This
Thing
Have
It's
A
Buttload
Of
Updates
And
Windows
Has
So
Many
Updates
But
Windows
Needs
Them
No
There's
So
Many
Problems
With
Windows
To
Start
Off
With
But
The
Problem
Well
Part
Of
The
Problem
Is
That
They
Don't
Really
Have
Like
The
Giant
Service
Packs
No
I
Mean
Past
Service
Pack
2
They
Don't
How old
Is
Service
Pack
2
At
This
Point
I
Think
It's
Got
To
Be
At
Maybe
Even
Two
And
I
Mean
By
The
Lifetime
Of
Windows
NT
I'm
Sorry
By
The
Entire
Lifetime
Of
Windows
NT
They
Had
Six
Service
Packs
And
NT
Had
A
Good
Lifetime
With
Windows
They
Had
Four
Service
Pack
And
I
Think
For
That
Lifetime
Was
Five
Years
And
Beyond
That
XP
Has
Only
Had
Two
And
I
Think
XP
Is
Due
For
A
Couple
Extra
Service
Packs
At
This
Point
Yeah
So
Who
Knows
Who
Knows
And
Part
Of
The
Problem
Is
That
You
Install
.NET
1.1
And
They
Say
Okay
You
Need
.NET
1.1
Service
Pack
1
All
Right
Well
Okay
You
Install
1.1
And
You
Reboot
And
It
Says
Okay
You
Got
1.1
Installed
Now
You
Need
To
Install
Service
Pack
1
For
1.1
Oh
Okay
So
You
Install
That
Then
You
Reboot
And
You
Say
Okay
Well
You
Have
1.1
Service
Pack
1
Now
You
Need
To
Install
The
Security
Roll
Up
For
All
These
Patches
Oh
Okay
Restart
And
Then
You
Run
Through
Updating
Okay
Well
We
Released
These
Security
Patches
After
The
Security
Roll
Up
After
The
Service
Pack
You
Just
Installed
So
You
Install
Those
And
You
Reboot
And
You're
Up to
Four
Reboots
At
This
Point
And
There's
Like
Four
Or
Five
Separate
Patches
You
Have
To
Install
And
That's
What
Kills
You
That's
The
That's
The
Point
At
Which
You
Begin
Thanking
God
For
Lower
Start
Times
And
XP
Well
Hell
Once
You
Like
Start
Loading
Up
All
This
Extra
Crap
On
There
It
Gets
Longer
And
Longer
Plus
With
This
I'm
Installing
This
On
A
P367
With
128
Megs
Of
RAM
Because
My
Stick
Of
Look Up
The
Boot
Code
The
Only
Thing
Worse
Than
The
Blue
Screen
Of
Death
Yeah
It
Was
It
Was
It
Was
One
Three
Two
One
Which
Meant
In
Phoenix
I
Think
It
Was
One
Three
Two
One
Maybe
It
Was
It
Was
Those
Like
Three
Numbers
And
It
Was
Like
For
64K
RAM
Bad
I
Was
Like
Crap
Felt
Like
I
Was
Tapping
Out
A
Box
On
A
Fire
Alarm
All
You
Young
Kitties
You
Don't
Remember
That
Because
Back
In
The
Day
That
That's
How
You
Diagnosed
Your
Computer
When
You
Upgraded
If
It
Didn't
Start
Up
Correctly
It
Would
Start
Beeping
At
You
And
You
Had
To
Count
The
Beeps
And
Figure
Out
What
The
Beeps
Mean
I
Never
heard
Of
That
Before
Wow
See
Look
At
I
Knew
The
System
Beep
Was
An
Error
But
I
Didn't
Know
That
That's
What
It
Was
Well
Phoenix
Was
Cool
They
Probably
Still
Make
BIOS
But
It
Was
Phoenix
It
Was
AMI
And
There
Was
Like
A
Third
Company
And
Phoenix
Was
Cool
Because
It
Had
You
Would
Count
The
Beeps
And
It
Would
Give
You
A
Very
Specific
Message
But
I
Think
AMI
Used
To
Have
One
Beep
And
You
Were
Okay
Two
Beeps
Went
Something
Wrong
Two
Low
Beeps
Or
Like
You
Know
Two
Beeps
One
Low
One
High
Or
One
Long
Low
Beep
And
Another
Short
Low
Beep
And
It
Used
To
Be
All
These
Crazy
Combinations
I
Mean
Phoenix
Was
Cool
Because
You
Could
Like
Count
Them
And
Find
Out
What
The
Exact
error
Message
Was
Instead
Of
Well
Okay
That
Sounded
Like
A
Low
Beep
But
Could
There
Have
Been
A
Lower
Beep
Yeah
That
Happens
Yeah
I guess
I don't know
I never
Heard
Beep
Yeah
But
I don't
Know
I'm sure
All the
Old
Timers
Like me
Were
Going
Oh
Man
I
Remember
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
Upgrading
Their
386
With
A
Serial
Mouse
Card
And
Popping
An
Extra
Couple
Of
Sticks
Of
Ram
Up
To
Two
Megabytes
Rather
Than
For
All
The
Fun
Of
The
We
Should
Have
A
Retro
Computing
Episode
Old
School
Yeah
Old
School
You
Young
Whippersnappers
Don't
Know
How
Good
You've
Had
It
Oh
I
Got
A
Tandy
2000
In
My
Room
That's
About
As
Old
As
I
Go
Tandy
Didn't
Have
All
The
Fun
To
It
I
Remember
Growing
Up
With
The
One
Game
On
The
Tandy
I
Don't
Remember
What
The
Game
Was
But
It
Was
Leak
I
Remember
When
It
Was
Cool
When
I
Actually
Started
Downloading
Games
Off
The
Internet
And
I
Actually
Have
More
Than
One
Game
Because
Previous
To
That
It
Was
My
Neighbor
Used
To
Pirate
Software
And
Used
To
Give
Me
Copies
Of
All
Those
Games
And
These
Home
Brew
One
Man
In
Basement
Pool
Simulator
Pool
The
Game
Not
Like
Swimming
Around
And
I
Used
To
Have
An
Infinite
Amount
Of
Fun
By
Setting
The
Friction
On
The
Entire
System
By
Like
0.0001
Percent
And
Like
The
Balls
Would
Just
Go
Anyway
Getting
Into
Our
Specific
Show
Topic
Because
We
Still
Have
A
Gobs
Of
Stuff
To
Cover
So
We
Are
Stuck
In
The
Woods
We
Set
Up
A
Fire
We
Found
Shelter
We
Found
Food
Because
We
Know
How
To
Eat
Animals
And
Not
Eat
Them
If
Their
Liver
Is
Spotted
Yeah
So
I
Don't
Know
What
Do
We
Do
Next
Well
Your
Next
Priority
Or
Next
Thing
That
We're
Going
To
Talk
About
Anyways
Is
Signaling
And
Everybody's
Heard
Of
SOS
But
I
Just
Kind
Of
Want
To
Cover
Some
People
May
Not
Know
What
SOS
Is
And
SOS
Is
Morse
Code
That
For
3
And
Which
Do you
Know
Which
One
Comes
First
The
Dash
Or
The
Dot
It's
Dot
Dash
Dot
All right
Ham
Radio
Baby
Ham
Radio
Yeah
Well
Because
People
Would
Know
Before
SOS
Used
To
Be
CQD
Come
Quick
Danger
Well
Three
Is
The
Universal
Sign
Of
Distress
And
That's
Where
SOS
Comes
From
So
Three
Shall
Be
The
Number
Of
The
Counting
And
The
Number
Of
Counting
Shall
Be
Three
Four
Is
Right
Out
Sorry
Go on
I just
Had to
Cross
On
Monty Python
There
Well
You
Can
It's
Three
Of
Anything
So
You
Can
Do
It
Audio
Visual
Radio
Fire
Anything
We're
Going
To
Start
With
Audio
Although
There's
Not
Really
Much
To
Cover
If
You
Got
A
Whistle
Or
Something
It's
Just
Blow
On
It
Three
Times
It's
The
General
Rule
Is
Short
Blows
Instead
Of
Long
That
Way
They
All
Go
Together
A
Lot
Of
Kids
Like
To
Blow
Just
Three
Times
Nice
Long
If
They
Don't
Know
What
It
Is
Or
Anything
That's
Just
Something
That's
Embedded
Into
A
Small
Child's
Brain
Whenever
They
Get
A
Whistle
I
Don't
It's
Just
Something
That I've
Noticed
Since
I've
Heard
About
Three
Of
Anything
As
A
Stress
Little
Kids
Blow
Everything
Three
Times
So
It's
Embedded
In
The
Man
Has
Been
Rescuing
Small
Children
And
That's
How
We
Got
The
Sex
Fender
Registry
Well
He
Blew
His
Whistle
Three
Times
Oh
He's
Blowing
Whistles
Oh
Man
Come
On
With
Me
Sir
Well
I
Figured
It
Was
Just
Embedded
Into
Their
Brain
So
That
They
Would
Be
Blowing
The
Whistle
For
Their
Parents
That
Have
To
Put
Up
With
The
Whistle
But
I
Don't
Know
About
That
You
Also
Got
Visual
Your
Main
Thing
There
Is
Going
To
Be
Fire
The
Thimble
That
Goes
Along
With
Three
Is
The
Triangle
So
If
You
Make
Three
Fires
In
A
Triangle
That
Is
Easily
Spotted
By
The
Air
Get
Some
Big
Fires
Smoke
Fires
Throw
Leaves
And
Stuff
On
The
Fires
They
Go
Up
Big
So
As
Long
As
You
Got
A
Fire
The
Rule
Of
Thumb
Was
30
Feet
I
Think
But
If
You
Don't
Have
That
Much
Room
You
Don't
Have
That
Much
Room
So
The
Idea
Is
That
It's
All
Evenly
Spaced
So
That's
The
Main
Point
Well
You
Get
Your
Radio
License
Right
Of
Course
That's
How I
Know
My
SOS
And
My
Finetics
Getting
Back
To
Visual
I
Thought
It
Wasn't
Like
Three
X's
Or
Something
Like
If
It
With
You
And
You
Fell
A
Couple
Of
Trees
And
You
Could
Arrange
Them
Into
Three
X's
Or
Something
That
Meant
Distress
That
Would
Work
Too
It's
Three
Of
Anything
Especially
From
The
Air
Because
That
Is
Most
Lost
People
Will
Be
Found
From
The
Air
So
Three
Of
Anything
I
Was
Just
Going
To
Make
A
Giant
Fire
That
Spelt
Out
Send
More
Booze
So
I
Have
My
Ham
Radio
License
So
How
Would
That
Help
Me
Not
That
I
Don't
Know
The
Answer
But
Anyway
Well
I
Was
Kind
Of
Wanting
To
Know
If
You
Had
Anything
To
Say
About
Signaling
SOS
On
The
Radio
Or
Signaling
For
Distress
On
The
Radio
Well
Anything
I
Mean
It's
Very
Hit
Or
Miss
There's
A
Couple
Of
For
Example
If
Your
Plane
Goes
Down
And
You
Manage
To
Somehow
Salvage
The
Airplane
Radio
The
International
Airplane
Radio
Is
International
Dispressed
Frequency
For
Airplanes
Is
1
To
1.5
Megahertz
And
It
Should
Be
Clearly
Marked
Obviously
You
Don't
Want
To
Transmit
On
That
If
There's
Something
If
You're
Not
An
Emergency
Because
You
Know
You'll
Have
People
Running
To
You
Saying
Hey
What's
Going
On
And
You'll
Probably
Get
Massive
Amount
Of
Fines
For
If
You're
On
A
Boat
Situation
The
International
Frequency
For
VHF
Maritime
Is
Channel
16
And
I'm
Not
Exactly
Sure
What
The
HF
One
Is
But
I
Mean
Barring
That
Also
If
You
Have
A
CB
And
Chances
Are
This
Is
Monitored
But
Channel
Nine
Is
The
Unofficially
Recognized
Channel
For
Emergencies
So
If
You
Ever
Hear
Any
Truck
Drivers
On
CB9
Tell
Them
To
Get
Off
And
Run
When
They
Come
After
Yeah
But
If
You
Have
Access
To
A
Radio
Just
Basically
Tune
Around
And
Listen
If
You
Hear
Someone
Talking
To
You
Wait
For
A
Break
In
The
Conversation
Because
Remember
If
They're
Talking
Chances
Are
They
Will
Not
Be
To
Hear
You
Unless
They
Have
Some
Type
Of
Really
Insane
Setup
But
Wait
For
Them
To
Stop
And
Then
You
Know
Just
Key
Up
And
Say
Help
And
They'll
Hopefully
Hear
You
Mayday
Is
Another
Good
One
Amateur
Radios
I
Know
The
Officially
The
Way
The
FCC
Says
Is
That
If
You
Can
If
You're
In
The
Middle
Of
A
Conversation
Ask
For
An
Emergency
Break
And
They're
Supposed
To
Sit
Back
And
Get
I
Was
Actually
On
The
Amateur
Radio
Once
And
I
Was
Talking
On
My
Local
Repeater
And
Just
You
Know
Gas
Bagging
With
Some
Random
Person
And
This
Guy
Popped
Up
Saying
You
So
And
So
And
So
Break
And
I
Was
Like
Oh
Crap
Something's
Happening
What's
Going
On
Here
And
I
Was
All
Ready
To
You
To
Whatever
And
It
Was
Just
He
Was
Like
He
Was
From
Down
South
And
He
Says
Oh
Yeah
We
Always
Use
This
For
Asking
For
Just
Getting
On
The
Repeater
I
Was
Like
Oh
Okay
So
He
Got
Me
All
Ready
To
Go
There
And
Nothing
Happened
But
Never
Mind
He
Apologized
Profusely
So
I
Can't
Really
And
He
Said
Well
I
Will
Keep
That
In
Mind
If
I
Remember
Up
North
Again
Of
Course
I
Think
I
Had
My
Radio
License
Is
About
Like
You
Know
A
Couple
Of
Months
At
This
Point
So
All
The
Radio
Rules
Were
Floating
Through
My
Head
Okay
Um
But
Actually
A
Lot
Of
Like
You
Know
Civilian
Or
I
Believe
On
Like
I'm
Not
Sure
About
Airplane
Radios
But
I
Seen
A
Lot
Of
VHF
Maritime
Stuff
Saying
Channel
16
In
Case
Of
Emergency
And
The
Coast
Guard
Actually
Monitors
Channel
8 MHz
Or
Something
Around
That
Line
But
I
Don't
Know
That
I
Think
It
Covers
Radio
Pretty
Well
Having
Your
Sweet
Tea
Again
Or
Something
Else
No
Actually
This
Week
Ben
Rev
Radio
Is
Sponsored
By
H2O
I
Have
My
Glass
Right
Here
So
I
Remember
Listening
To
A
Ben
Rev
Radio
Episode
I
Believe
It
Was
On
Ham
Radios
About
In
A
Distress
Problem
When
You
Need
Help
That
You
Can
Do
Whatever
You
Want
Oh
Yes
Any
Frequency
Any
Power
Whatever
You
Need
To
Do
To
Get
Help
Yes
Because
Technically
When
You're
If
You
Have
Access
To
A
Radio
I
Mean
And
You're
In
A
Dangerous
Situation
Unless
You're
Doing
Something
Very
Bad
They're
Not
Going
To
School
You
For
It
I
Think
The
One
Time
I
Heard
Of
An
Issue
In
That
A
Certain
Situation
Was
An
Amateur
Radio
And
His
Friend
Hurt
Himself
And
He
Had
A
Modified
Transmitter
That
Would
Allow
Him
To
Talk
On
Police
Bands
And
He
Couldn't
Talk
To
Anybody
On
A
Regular
Band
He
Couldn't
Raise
Any
Repeaters
Up
Or
He
Couldn't
Reach
Anybody
So
He
Went
On
To
The
Police
Band
He
Identified
Himself
And
Saying
I
Have
An
Emergency
And
The
Police
Told
Him
To
Go
Ahead
So
His
Friend
Was
Evacuated
And
He
Was
You
Know
The
Police
Thanked
Him
But
The
FCC
Came
Behind
And
Confiscated
His
Radio
Because
Theoretically
I
Don't
Think
You're
Supposed
To
Be
Able
To
I
Forget
The
Rule
They
Gave
To
It
But
There
Was
Quite
A
Hubbub
About
This
In
The
Amateur
Radio
Community
Because
It
Was
A
Very
Big
Hazy
Gray
Area
As
To
Whether
Or
Not
He
Could
Legally
Do
This
Because
He
Properly
Identified
Himself
The
I
Mean
He
Didn't
Have
An
Access
To
Go
Ahead
But
It
Was
An
Emergency
Situation
And
The
Police
Dispatcher
Told
Him
To
Go
Ahead
So
I'm
Not
Exactly
Sure
How
It
Ended
But
I
Don't
Think
It
Ended
Well
Because
The
FCC
Is
A
Bunch
Of
Morons
Isn't
All
Of
We've
Also
Got
Symbols
Basic
Stuff
Yes
No
Y
And
N
Just
Big
Symbols
On
The
Ground
Rocks
And
Stuff
To
Air
For
Planes
And
Stuff
A
Giant
Middle
Finger
If
They
Don't
Want
To
Get
Rescued
Yeah
Actually
No
There
Is
A
Raise
Your
Right
Arm
Above
Your
Head
With
Your
Left
Arm
Down
And
Your
Legs
Shoulder
width
Apart
And
That
Is
All
Okay
Do
Not
Wait
So
This
Is
All
They've
Got
A
Page
On
The
Last
Week
Side
Of
The
Week
That
Has
All
These
Different
Symbols
And
Stuff
So
I
Haven't
Actually
Sit
Down
And
Read
That
I
Wonder
If
That's
Actually
Based
On
Semaphore
I
Think
They
Got
A
Thing
On
Semaphore
Here
Too
Well
Yeah
Semaphore
Is
Good
But
Don't
Learn
Semaphore
Because
Chances
Of
You
Actually
Running
Into
Someone
Who
Understand
Semaphore
Is
Pretty
Damn
Remote
You
Killed
On
Wait
By
A
Lottery
Ticket
A
Winning
Lottery
Ticket
By
Lightning
Yeah
But
There's
You
Can
Do
A
Different
Letters
And
Arrows
And
Stuff
The
Arrow
Is
Proceed
In
This
Direction
While
I
Am
Seeing
I
Hate
That
Song
Well
You
Were
Talking
About
Hands
Over
Your
Head
And
Different
Letters
And
I
Was
Just
Picturing
A
Bunch
Of
People
Doing
YMCA
On
The
Ground
Yeah
Well
If
You
Have
To
Leave
The
Spot
Where
You're
Stranded
You
Do
A
Big
Arrow
On
The
Ground
So
Anybody
That
Finds
That
Spot
Knows
Which
Way
You
Went
You
May
Even
Want
To
Leave
A
Message
There
In
See
A
Little
Bit
More
Detail
About
Where
You
Went
And
What
Your
Situation
Is
Some
Different
Letters
Are
V
Is
Require
Assistance
X
Is
Require
Medical
Assistance
So
It's
Just
Add
Two
Extra
Ones
For
A
Little
Extra
Help
N
Is
Negative
And
Y
Is
Affirmative
So
Or
Yes
Or
No
So
There's
All
Sort
And
This
Is
All
Basically
For
Ground
To
Air
Stuff
So
I
Wonder
How
They
Actually
Communicate
Back
To
You
Well
I've
Got
That
One
Too
All
The
Plane
Can
Really
Do
Is
Yes
Or
No
And
He's
Got
If
He
Makes
Let's
See
Five
Green
Flashes
With
His
Signal
Lamp
At
Night
Then
That
Means
The
Message
Is
Received
And
Understood
Okay
So
He
Doesn't
Even
Have
Yes
Or
No
He
Got
Received
And
Not
Received
Or
Message
Received
But
Not
Understood
And
Message
Received
And
Understood
Um
The
Other
Way
To
Say
That
It's
Not
Received
Is
Five
Red
Flashes
With
Signal
Lamp
And
He
Can
He
Can
Also
Go
In
Circles
For
That
One
Obviously
Because
He's
Going
To
Have
To
Come
Back
Around
To
See
The
Message
And
For
Understood
It's
Shaking
Back
And
Forth
Dropping
His
Left
Wing
And
Raising
His
Right
Wagging
Your
Wings
Doing
What
Wagging
Your
Wings
I believe
It's
Actually
I've
Heard
It
Called
Yeah
I think
Yeah
That
Might
Be
It
But
There's
Different
Stuff
There
If
You
If
You
Have
A
Radio
That
You
Can
Communicate
With
The
Plane
There's
A
Signal
To
Stand
With
Your
Feet
Shoulder
With
The
Part
And
Have
Your
Hands
Over
Your
Ears
And
The
Term
On
That
One
Is
Our
Receiver
Is
Operating
So
If
They
Have
And
I
Assume
You're
I
Assume
You're
Actually
Laying
Down
On
The
Ground
While
You're
Doing
This
So
They
Can
Tell
I
Really
Don't
If
You're
Standing
Up
They're
Going
To
Have
A
Hard
Time
Looking
At
You
Unless
They're
Flying
Way
Too
Low
Well
A
Lot
Of
This
Stuff
Is
If
They're
Flying
Way
Too
Low
You
May
Have
Company
A
Lot
Of
This
Stuff
Is
Looks
Like
It
Is
For
Standing
Up
Oh
Really
They've
Got
Different
Ones
That
You're
Moving
Throw It
Out
In
Front
Of
You
It's
A
Use
Drop
Message
I
Don't
Know
What
That
Means
But
Maybe
We've
Got
Another
One
That
Says
Do
Not
Attempt
To
Land
Here
You
Stick
Both
Arms
Up
Above
Your
Head
And
Move
Them
To
One
Side
About
45
Degree
Angle
And
It's
Do
Not
Attempt
To
Land
Here
It's
Cool
Stuff
If
You
Go
And
Look
At
This
Stuff
I
Know
Boy Scout
Handbook
Has
It
In
There
For
Emergency
Preparation
And
Possibly
Survival
But
It's
Really
Cool
Stuff
The
Different
Signals
That
You
Can
Do
Well
It
Looks
Interesting
Muff
So
That
Pretty
Much
Covers
That
I
Mean
You
Got
Audio
Whistles
Probably
Some
Gunshots
Anything
Like
That
If
You
Hear
Three
Gunshots
In
A
Row
Which
I
Assume
The
Part
Of
That
It's
More
Like
You
Know
Evenly
Spaced
Intervals
Three
Shots
In
A
Row
That's
Your
Buddy
Got
The
Buck
Well
Not
Really
I
Don't
Know
How
It
Is
In
Other
States
But
I
Think
In
Massachusetts
You
Can
Carry
Two
Rounds
In
Your
Because
You're
Doing
Over
Under
Shotgun
Or
Something
I
Don't
Know
How
Them
It's
A
Ten
Round
Clip
I
Believe
Fully
Automatic
Because
Body
Piercing
Armory
Because
You
Never
Know
When
You're
Going
To
Run
Into
A
Body
Pricing
Armory
Suggested
I
Believe
Just
Because
It's
More
Fun
Let's
Not
Get
Into
This
What's
Up
With
Weather
Okay
Our
Next
One
Is
Weather
Just
Some
Different
Stuff
I'm
Predicting
Weather
Is
Clouds
Go
Learn
Your
Clouds
And
You
Can
Kind
Of
See
What's
Going
On
But
The
Major
Thing
That
You're
Going
To
Have
In
Predicting
Weather
Is
By
Watching
The
Animals
I
Had
This
Whole
Page
Set
Up
For
Weather
And
I
Can't
Find
It
Well
What
I
Mean
When
You're
Talking
About
Learning
Clouds
That
Is
A
Very
Handy
Skill
To
Have
Just
You
Know
Because
I
Remember
Being
In
A
Situation
Where
I
Looked
Up
And
I
Saw
The
Clouds
And
I
Was
Like
Uh
Oh
That
I
Think
It's
Culeonimbus
And
That
Means
Something
Bad
Is
Going
To
Happen
Like
A
Storm
Is
Going
To
Be
Coming
Through
And
Sure
Enough
About
15
Minutes
Later
I
Got
Into
The
Building
And
A
Storm
Came
Through
I
Was
Like
Yeah
Because
I
Didn't
Have
My
Umbrella
Or
Basically
Anything
Else
To
Cover
Me
And
It
Was
It
Was
A
Fairly
Nasty
Storm
It
Was
It
Was
It
Was
A
Well
See
That's
Just
Obvious
Stuff
You
Can
Get
Really
Specific
With
The
Different
Types
Of
Clouds
But
I
Mean
If
You
Look
Up
And
There's
Overcast
Skies
And
It's
Dark
I
Mean
Something
Bad
Is
About
To
Happen
Warning
I
Mean
There's
Some
Obvious
Stuff
Like
That
But
You
Can
Go
Out
I'm
Sure
Weather.com
Has
Something
Which
I
Believe
Is
The
Weather
Channels
Website
It
May
Be
Weather
Channel
Dot
Com
And
I
Think
It's
Weather
Dot
Com
They
Actually
Bought
That
Domain
A
While
Back
Okay
Well
I'm
Sure
They
Have
Something
On
There
About
Doing
Clouds
But
It's
Much
Too
Much
Too
Much
Information
For
Me
To
Learn
About
When
I
Can
Look
At
Animals
And
I
Can
Look
Up
And
See
If
It's
About
To
Rain
It's
Just
Basic
Stuff
You
Specifically
Be
Looking
For
Animals
Exactly
Well
With
Animals
If
You're
Fishing
And
You're
Getting
A lot
More
Bites
Than
You
Normally
Do
It's
A
High
Possibility
That
Clouds
That
There's
A
Storm
Coming
In
Fish
Eat
A
Lot
Right
Before
Storms
Come
In
And
They
Eat
Very
Little
After
Storm
So
If
You
Are
In
A
Situation
Where
You're
Out
In
The
Woods
For
A
Couple
Of
Week
And
You're
And
The
Fish
Do
Start
To
Bite
Get
As
Many
Of
As
You
Can
Because
It's
Probably
Going
To
Be
At
Least
A
Day
Before
You're
Going
To
Be
To
Fish
Anymore
So
Because
I'm
Sure
There's
Some
Fishermen
Out
There
That
Do
Something
In
Our
Ben
Rev
Audience
That
Knows
Something
About
This
But
The
Fish
A
Lot
Of
Times
Bird
Activity
Increases
Right
Before
It's
Storm
Kind
Of
Like
Migration
They're
Going
Away
From
The
Bad
Weather
See
I
Would
Never
Expect
Fish
To
Do
That
Well
All
The
I
Guess
All
The
Rain
And
Stuff
Stirs
Up
The
Water
And
Makes
It
Dirty
Or
Something
That's
Interesting
I'm
Not
Sure
But
It's
Cool
Stuff
I
Mean
It
Really
Helps
Out
If
You
See
A
Storm
Coming
In
Do
Whatever
You
Can
To
Go
Fishing
So
Yeah
A Lot
Of
Animals
Do
That
I
Believe
And
They'll
Increase
Activity
Right
Before
A
Storm
And
I
Thought
That
Was
Pretty
Cool
Yeah
That
Was
Kind
Of
Neat
I
Would
To
Like
The
Furry
Woodland
Creatures
To
Go
Hiding
Or
Something
Like
Bambina's
Mother
Go
Into
Their
Hutch
I
Would
Also
Think
That
They'd
Probably
Be
Drinking
More
Because
If
Animal
Activity
Is
Increasing
They
Got
To
Be
Doing
Something
So
You
May
Kill
Two
Birds
With
One
Stone
And
Go
Wait
By
The
Water
With
Your
Spears
And
Your
Fishing
Rod
And
Go
Fishing
And
Kill
Some
Bunnies
While
You're
At
It
Yeah
Kill
The
Bunnies
Rabbits
Taste
Good
Rabbits
Are
Delicacy
Any
Type
Of
Meat
Tastes
Good
But
That
So
That
Also
Falls
Under
Exploiting
Bad
Weather
Meat
Weather
Sploids
So
Almost
Kind of
Nah
I don't
Think that
Would
Really
Fall
Under
Social
Engineering
You're
Not
Really
Doing
Anything
I'm
Not
Socially
Engineering
The
Animals
Get
Me
In
Their
Hiding
Space
So
Where
Do
You
Hide
Your
Food
I'm
The
Food
Inspector
Oh
Well
You
Know
My
Nuts
Are
Up
On
My
Tree
Wait
A
Minute
Can
I
See
Some
ID
I
Owned
Go to
www.squirrel.justgotowned.com
I wonder if justgotowned.com is taken
It has to be
It is
Oh damn it
It's a
Active subdomain
Something or other
They've got a webpage up that describes it
And you do it
And it
It's got this whole thing of these people getting owned
And
It's got like this squirrel underneath the car wheel picture
And
All this different stuff
And it has
An arrow
And then
Whatever name that you do in the subdomain
Hmm
So if I did
Faceman.justgotowned.com
It would put
All these different pictures of
Faceman getting owned
It's really cool
And everybody can go check it out
The
Same guy
Your second bonus site of the week
No that's
Third
Well it's the second bonus site of the week
Yeah
They've also got
Youaremyfriend.com
Do you have
Epilepsy.com
And
Something about waiting for
Quake to come out
Or something
I'm not sure
But
If you just enter it without the subdomain
It gives you this list of the different websites that you can do
It's
It's really cool
Because people got bored
Yes
People got bored
So
Yeah
That's weather
And
Weather getting owned
Right
And also
What's up with navigation?
Well
If you are lost
For an extended period of time
Or
Say
A hurricane came through
And
All the power's going out
And you've got to find your way out of town
You've got to know how to find direction
And
Your major thing with
Moving around
Is going in
The same direction
I'm sure everybody's heard stories of somebody getting lost in the woods
And going around in circles
And a mothish
Blair Witch
Woohoo
What?
Blair Witch Project
Oh
I don't know
Oh man
Damn it
Man
I'm not supposed to
I'm going to be quiet for the rest of the
All right
Go ahead
I'm sure
A few people have heard
The moss only grows on the north side of the tree
That is one of those myths and legends
It is
B.S.
Oh
Not true at all
Your best way is obviously a compass
Unless you're traveling around the world
Because
As
We're all smart guys
So we know that
North is not at the North Pole
No
Somewhere in Canada
No
Magnetic North
Yeah
Magnetic North is not
North is at the North Pole
But Magnetic North is not
So that's a problem
Yeah
Unless you live in
Alabama
Where
The declination
Is
Zero
I really
I don't know
I think it's
I think it's five up in here
In Boston
Well
I don't think
It may not be zero anymore
But
Because Magnetic North is moving
Ooh
Poles are swapping
And the North Atlantic will rise
And freeze
And it'll be just like the day after tomorrow
That'd be kind of cool
Nope
Wow
Because I think that movie's boring
That's a personal opinion I guess
Yeah
Anyway
So
Your best bet is probably a compass
If you're just trying to get out of town
You can make a compass
By running a needle
Over a magnet
And try and magnetize the needle
And then stick that
On something that floats
And stick that in water
And then it will turn
To the magnetic north
Hmm
Or south
But the major
Thing is going in
Straight lines
So
Yes
There's also the watch
Method
And I always thought
This was cool
Let's see
I don't want to get this wrong
So I'm going to look this up
Because
I've described it wrong before
And that was
Well
One of the simple ways
To find out which way is west
And north and south
And everything
Well
Everyone knows
How the sun sets
And where the sun rises
Rises in
I'm going to say this wrong
Probably
Rises in the east
And sets in the west
That's right
Yes
Okay
I always get those two confused
See I'd be bummed
If I wasn't
Going in the opposite direction
If you know which way is east
And you know which way is west
You can tell
We can
You know
Extrapolate
Which way is north and south
So if you watch
Where the sun goes
And where the sun comes up
You know which way is east
You know which way is west
You know north
And you know south
So you have a rough compass
I mean it's not going to be
Extremely accurate
By any stretch of the imagination
But
It works
You've got a rough idea
It gets you going in the same direction
All right
The watch method
Which I've always found
Nice and fun
And
It's just cool
If you have
A watch
Then you can point
Twelve o'clock
At the sun
In the direction of the sun
And then
Where the hour hand is
And right in the middle of that
Between where the two points come together
Is due south
Above
The equator
If you're below the equator
It's the other way around
So if you're below the equator
You'd be due north
Right
Okay
Generally when
Someone is taught
How to do this
It's put a stick
At twelve o'clock
And then rotate
Until the stick is
At the
Center
Of your watch
If you have a digital watch
Then just imagine
Where the hands would be
You're doomed
That's right
For all you
Hackers out there
With digital watches
Goodbye
Your watch
Your watch has like a GPS
And actually
If you're watching a GPS
That'd be kind of
A moot point
Your watch has like a calculator
And can do dates
And times
And everything
Yeah but it doesn't have
A hour hand
So you're doomed
And a lot of watches
Have compasses built in too
And I thought
Those are cool watches
But
As you mentioned
The sun rising and setting
In the east
And
Rising in the east
And setting in the west
So does the moon
So you can also do that
With the moon
If you know when
It came up
Do not believe
That just because
The sun just went down
That the moon just came up
Yes
The moon comes up
Whenever it dang well
Feels like it
So you'd actually
Have to see it coming up
Or watch it for
An hour
Take a
See where it's at
Come back an hour later
And see where it's at then
There's another one
The shadow stick method
Which is
Actually this is
Basically pretty stupid
It's just stick
A stick in the ground
And then
See where the shadow goes
To see where the sun is
So by
The exact opposite
Of where the shadow is
From the stick
Is where the sun is
And
I guess it would work
If it was overcast
Or something
And you couldn't see the sun
Because then you still get
A little bit of a shadow
Which
I've done that before
To see where I'm going
Although I did that
With the watch stick method
And just stuck a stick
See where the
Scene
Where the shadow was
With the stick
For that
But
So
I see
You know the watch method
And you
You added that on
With the shadow stick method
And you have enough
Completely working solution
That was accurate
Yeah
So
And
The army manual
That I gave you last week
Mm-hmm
Has
All this different stuff
They've got like
A good four pages
On
Using different sticks
And shadows
And they've got like
One that you can
Do this
Compass
With a shadow
And
I think you can get
Like
Time down to the hour
With it
And
All this different stuff
And then move it around
And
The army had too much
Time on their hands
Well the army
Does this kind of stuff
I mean
Army is Boy Scouts
With heavy artillery
I want to bring it up
At my next Boy Scout meeting
I think
It was a
Robin Williams routine
With a
Good morning Vietnam
It was
What's the difference
Between the army
And the Cub Scouts
Cub Scouts don't have
Heavy artillery
M16
Oh we have 22s
So
Not Cub Scouts
No
No yeah
We had air rifles
Back then
Boy Scouts have 22s
And
Venturing crews
Have
Pretty much anything
They want
I think
M80 minigun
Yeah
Those deer
Will find out
Who they're messing with
Now
And
Uzis are always fun
Of course
Benarev does not
Take any responsibility
For any lives
Lost with Uzis
Okay
I had to say it
Alright
So we're moving
But we want to
Leave a path
So what should we
To alert our rescue
Is where we're going
Well
Like I had in
Signals a minute ago
Arrows
You can leave arrows
To where you're going
You can
Take off pieces
Of your clothing
Not the whole thing
But maybe cut a little piece off
Or rip it off
Or something
And leave it
Stuck on a tree branch
Or something
Just leave little signs
Move some rocks
Pile up a thing of rocks
Do whatever you can
To just kind of
Mark where you've been
And
Hansel and Gretel
They had the right idea
Yeah
Breadcrumbs
But same concept
Pretty much
But that's also
Two-fold
Because that way
If you don't know
Which direction you're going
You don't come back
Around on yourself
Because if you see
These marks
You know
You're not going
In the right direction
So
At which point
You go
Crap
Yeah
At which point
You are screwed
No
You just
You take it
As a minor setback
And you get your bearings
And then you head back out again
Because
As we said last week
It's all psychological
Yes
Absolutely
Everything here
Is psychological
If it didn't work
It's your fault
Because you weren't
In the right psychological mood
Exactly
Just that attitude
So
Yeah
Leave
Anything you can
That's not
That you can't use later
You can actually use shirts
And clothes
And stuff
For water filters
So I would
Probably not suggest
Doing that
But you know
If you're kidnapped
And the guys
That kidnap you
Take you into the woods
You can rip stuff off
And drop it
Or something
I don't know
But
But that's not
Something you want to do
If say
You're running
From the authorities
Which we also
Don't recommend
So what would we do
In that situation
Well in that situation
I don't think
It really matters
Which direction you go
Or getting found
Well yeah
So it matters
Which direction you're going
It matters the direction
Away from the people
You're chasing
Being chased by
Yeah
Well
You don't want to
Leave marks then
And you can
Step on
Larger rocks
And stuff like that
You stay away
From sand
And dirt
And stuff
So you don't
Leave footprints
You want to stay
Far away from
Small twigs
Because they break easily
Those are both
Twigs on the ground
And twigs still on trees
Another major thing
Is stepping on roots
The likelihood of
Leaving a mark
On a root
Is very low
So that's another thing
That you can step on
As you're going
To not leave a mark
Oh my god
I got roots
I'm in your trees
Stepping on your roots
I have rooted your tree
Yes
So yeah
But that also goes along
With camouflage
My excellent segue
Hey you're doing
Pretty good at this
So
Yeah
We may actually
Get down on time
This time
Who knows
Along with that
Is camouflage
The major thing
With camouflage
Is a lot of people
Think it's just color
The color is actually
The least thing
That you're trying
To do
I mean
You obviously
Don't want to go out
If you're trying
To run from somebody
In a red t-shirt
And blue jeans
They kind of stand out
Everywhere
Yeah
Except if you're
Maybe at a painter's
Convention or something
But yeah
They stand out
Every place
So there's not really
Any place you can go
In a red t-shirt
And be camouflaged
But the major thing
In camouflage
Is your shape
The human mind
Has a subconscious
Portion of it
That is entirely
Dedicated to
Recognizing shape
Your eyes are
What you see
Is not actually
What's there
A lot of people
Don't know this
But your eyes
Change everything
You see
So that you can
See edges better
And see shapes
Because otherwise
It all kind of
Bleeds together
And if you've got
A foreground
And a background
The same color
You'd never know
Where something was
So
That's a major thing
There
Sounds like a
Bad
SNL sketch
A what skit
Saturday Night Live
Oh
Right
Yeah
I know what
Saturday Night Live
Is though
So
The major thing
For camouflage
Is shape
And
When someone
Is looking
For someone else
Their mind
Goes for that
Human shape
It's like when
You lose something
Your mind
Picks up on
It knows
What shape
It's looking for
So that helps
It find it
But
To camouflage
Yourself that way
You may want
To carry
A limb
With a bunch
Of leaves
On it
And just
Carrying it
And kind of
Sticking it
Over your
Shoulder
Or something
Will break up
Your shape
Enough
That the human
Mind doesn't
Pick up on it
See it's not
About the way
You see it
Because you
Know you're
There
It's about
The way
The human
Mind
Would see
It
If it
Doesn't
Know it's
There
So it's
Just little
Stuff like
That
If you're
Going to
Camouflage
Your whole
Body
You can
Stick little
Sticks
Protuding
From your
Legs
Sideways
Or something
Tie them
On or
Something
So it's
Just breaking
Up shape
The other
Major thing
Is of course
Color
But with
Color goes
Shine
And shadows
So if you
Got a watch
On it
On you
May want to
Remove that
And stick it
In your pocket
The watch
Face may
Reflect something
Even if
You're at
Night you
Want to get
Rid of that
Because if
The people
That are
Looking for
You have
Flashlights
They may
Not have
Them on
They may
Just turn
Them on
And it
Hits your
Watch face
And they
See that
Off in the
Distance
And you're
Busted
They're
Owned
Yeah
Another thing
With that is
Maybe if for
Some reason
You're sneaking
Up on
Someone
Or if
You're
Trying to
Hide and
The person
Is close
To you
Your shadow
Is something
That you
Want to
Hide
So you
Want to
Get nice
And low
Because if
They see
The shadow
They're seeing
Your human
Shape in
That shadow
So their
Subconscious
Picks up on
That
They start
Looking around
They see
You
You're
Screwed
There too
And obviously
Noise
You don't want
To be running
From somebody
And scream
Out your
Location
Yes
You're running
From the cops
And start
Screaming
Out your
Latitude
Montitude
So
Just little
Stuff
Noise
Scent
Which is
Big
If you're
Going to
Be hunting
Animals
Don't
Rip one
While you're
Trying to
Hide from
The cops
Huh
Don't rip
One
While you're
Trying to
Hide from
The cops
Yes
That's a
Good point
But
The scent
Is a big
Thing
And a
Good way
To get
Rid of that
Is obviously
To shower
But another
Way is
If you
Can't
Shower
Throw yourself
Over a fire
And the ashes
And stuff
Will cover up
Your bodily
Scent
And animals
Have a harder
Time
Hearing you
Smelling you
There's not much
A fire can do
For noise
So yeah
There's that
Also the human
Mind
Subconsciously
Picks up on
Movement
So if it
Doesn't see
The shape
And it
Doesn't
See the
Color
And it
Doesn't
See any
Shine or
Shadow
And it
Doesn't
Smell you
And it
Doesn't
Hear anything
And you
Move
The mind
Picks up
On that
Yeah the
Eye
Is very
Much attracted
To movement
Yes
Unless of
Course the
Person hunting
You is a
Navy SEAL
Sniper
Who has
Their eyes
Trained for
I think it's
A month
Just
Learning how
To pick
Stuff out
That's not
Moving
And they
Can pick
Out little
Tiny things
Out in a
Field a hundred
Yards away
That's not
Moving and
They'll pick
Out like
Fourteen of
These different
Things and
Tell you what
They are
And how
Long it's
Been there
So if
You're being
Hunted by a
Navy SEAL
Sniper just
Give yourself
Up you're
Screwed
Yes
I think if
You're being
Hunted by the
Navy SEALs
You're just
You're screwed
At this point
So just
Turn yourself
In
Just save
Yourself some
Time and
Effort
And along
With turning
Yourself in
If you ever
See a UAV
That you're
Pretty sure
That's looking
For you
You might
As well
Give yourself
Up because
Chances are
It's got
What is it
Night vision
And thermal
Sensors
And all
This stuff
Infrared
It's got
Infrared
And chances
Are
It has
Found you
So you
Might as
Well even
Helicopters
At this
Point
Yeah
A lot
Of them
Have thermal
Cameras on
Them
Although
Helicopters
I wouldn't
Give yourself
Up just
Quite like
That
Because
The chances
Are that
A UAV
Has it
A lot
More
And a
Lot of
Police
Have
Helicopters
And stuff
But the
UAV
Is all
Computerized
Pretty much
With identifying
Stuff
And that's
UAV
Meaning
Unmanned
Aerial
Vehicle
Like
The global
Surveyor
And all
That stuff
And all
Of the
Predator
Drones
I'm not
I'm sure
Most people
Know what
They are
Here
But just
In case
They don't
And I
I saw a
Thing on
The History
Channel
About it
On UAVs
And there's
This one UAV
That the
Army uses
Going back
To the
Army again
And they
Only use
This one
UAV
Three minutes
From an
Attack
And the
People that
They're
Filming
Can see
This UAV
And they
Know it's
There
But they
May not
Realize
What's
Going on
And this
UAV
Goes over
And it's
Nice and
Low
And it may
Even be
Looking for
Someone
But when
That UAV
Goes over
Run
You've got
Three minutes
And then
This UAV
Is only
Used for
A shoot
To kill
Mission
And it's
No prisoners
They come in
And they kill
You
So yes
That's the one
Where you see
A UAV
And you put
Your hands
Behind your head
And get down
Face first
On the ground
And
Yes
But chances
Are
I don't
Think
We're
Going to
Have
Any
Those
Type
Of
Major
Criminals
Enough
That
Their
Army
Is
Sending
UAVs
Out
For
Them
Yeah
Kevin
Didn't
Get it
You
Probably
Won't
All right
So we're
Just going
To skip
Ahead
A little
Bit
Here
And let's
Get into
Preparation
Like we
Want those
So for
Example
We're in
Our car
And we
Don't want
To end
Up in
A middle
Of an
Oregon
Road
With
Nothing
What
Would we
Want to
Stock
What
Would we
Make
Like a
Kit
For an
Emergency
Or an
Emergency
Kit
Well
Kits
Are great
There's
A lot
Of
32
Hour
Kits
And
72
Hour
Kits
And
48
Hour
Kits
And
It's
All
Pretty
Much
Designated
By
Hours
That
You
Can
Buy
You
Can
Also
Make
This
Stuff
And
There's
Different
Things
That
You
Want
In
There
You
Want
Some
Food
You
Want
Stuff
To
Stay
Warm
Stuff
To
Start
Fires
Stuff
To
Cook
Food
Stuff
To
Clean
Different
Stuff
Like
That
I've
Got
Some
Lists
Here
That
I
Would
Love
To
Read
Off
Real
Fast
Sure
Okay
Food
Packets
Snare
Wire
Smoke
Illumination
Signals
Waterproof
Matchbox
Saw
Knife
Blade
Wood
Matches
First
Aid
Kit
Compass
Pocket
Knife
Saw
Knife
Shovel
Handle
Frying
Pan
Illuminating
Candles
Compressed
Trioxane
Fuel
Which
Is
Just
Fuel
Anything
They'll
Burn
Gasoline
Stuff
Like
That
Signal
Mirror
Survival
Fishing
Kit
Plastic
Spoon
Maybe
A
Survival
Manual
Poncho
Yeah
Poncho
Which
Goes
Along
With
Our
Shelter
Section
We
Did
Last
Week
Insect
Head
Net
Ejector
No
That's
This
Is
From
The
Army
Manual
Here
And
It's
Got
Ejector
Snap
And
Attaching
Strap
And
Kit
Outer
Case
And
Kit
Inner
Case
That
Does
Not
Apply
They
Actually
Put
All
Of
This
Stuff
In
An
Emergency
Kit
And
They
Carried
Around
With
Them
Because
I
Was
Thinking
What
Do
These
People
Have
Like
An
RV
To
Stuff
All
This
Stuff
In
Yeah
This
Is
All
In
A
Little
12
Inch
By
3
Inch
By
I
Guess
7
Inch
Thing
That
They
Strap
To
Their
Chest
Good
For
Them
Holy
Crap
They
Make
Some
Small
Stuff
Oh
Yes
Another
Major
Thing
Is
A
Sponge
They
Don't
Have
This
On
Here
But
I
Know
The
Air
Force
Gives
Sponges
To
Their
Pilots
Because
You
Can
Go
And
Collect
Water
Off
Of
Plants
Well
Yeah
Spong
And
I
Just
Thought
They
Wanted
To
Do
Dishes
Like
In
The
Middle
Of
Nowhere
Well
It
Helps
For
That
Too
So
You
Also
Got
Sunscreen
If
You
Just
Throw
In
Some
Sunscreen
In
There
Just
In
that you would probably get in a trunk it gets shortened because if you store them like in like
a like a 60 degree room with like no humidity and everything like the shelf life is 20 years
and if you're like if it's a certain like a certain above temperature the shelf life drops to 15
and if you're like over 110 degrees which your your trunk usually will probably get to that hot
if you're unless you like live in northern canada um you're i mean it'll look like shortened down
like 10 years and that's i mean technically it's not really a short shelf life but whatever
and um and for those of you like thinking oh mre's ration's bad um mre's really aren't that bad
they're they're kind of tasty the army did a lot of research back in like the late 80s and early 90s
and i guess it's more of like mid 80s and how to make good food and get them out to the troops and
the mre's are pretty pretty darn good well you get m&m's and tabasco sauce all right
hmm i wouldn't go so far as to say they're good they're they're in the when i actually had them
i was pleasantly surprised how halfway decent they were yeah i'd read them as just above hospital food
well it gets to a point where anything tastes good so and they're they're all like packages to
have all your healthy nutritional requirements and i think it's like because you're designed to be for
soldiers i think they're have an insane amount of calories in them which if you're in a survival
situation is very good because that's exactly what you need right and just being outdoors you increase
your calorie consumption by like 2.5 times just being outside just your body regulating its own
temperature more than an air conditioner um but those are ones that you might have in your car
if you know that you're going hiking or something um i put together my own personal survival kit and
if we've got a little time i'd like to take that apart if that's uh sure okay there's not too much in
i i stick all of this in a ziploc bag and i've got a weed eater cord a big bundle of that um tied
together at one end and that is great for snares now now a weed eater that's that little like twirly
thing yeah you okay we call that a weed whacker up here so just a local terminology everything down
here's about food so yeah food and sweet tea so that's great because it's already kind of twisted
up and a lot of snares are making stuff with rope that is in circles and this is already in circles
so it works really well um i've got a compass in mine and four boot shoelaces you can pick those up
at walmart if you're daring enough to go into walmart and those are just kind of a stronger string
that you it's easy to tie knots in if you know your knots um and those come in handy um like like you
said last week you can burn you can boil water in a paper cup well you got your shoelaces here
wrap that around the cup you can get out of the fire yep because you don't want to stick your hand
in that boiling water to pull it out no you don't um i've also got duct tape in here and i did not
take the whole roll and squash the middle or anything i took it and i re-rolled myself a roll
of duct tape without the center cardboard and i think i got about well it it took a while to do but it
takes up very little space and i've got about 30 feet in
about the size of my toes all together not bad no not bad at all um another great thing is a
solar blanket and it's it's this really thin sheet of tin foil that unwraps and it's blanket size and
it's really conductive it's not too strong so it's not going to hold up too much but it works
really nice it'll keep you nice and warm especially it's cold and there's a little bit of sun it'll kind
of absorb everything and it's nice and they're always nice and small they're folded up to very
high efficiency another thing i've got is about six sections of tin foil and you can wrap that around
pieces of food if you need to and cook it in there yep um if you're really creative you can make a bowl
and boil water in there but tin foil is just something that is excellent to have and i keep
this little thing and fold it up nice and tight fits in the ziploc bag with all my other stuff
it's pretty nice it's always handy to have stuff like that because you never know when you're going
to need it and going back to boy scouts if it's better to have it not need it than need it not have
like guns exactly i'm not going to agree with you there because you might shoot me
well it was in a movie so oh okay um one of the things that i learned when i was on one of these
campouts survival campouts um one of the other people that was with me gave me this idea to take
a film canister and run fishing line around the outside and keep hooks and little pieces of bait on the
inside duct tape the bottom to hold it on there and then you've got yourself a little roll of
fishing line that you can spin the canister to wind it in and throw it out and you can put it on the
end of a stick do whatever you need and it's all film canister size that's cool i've actually
think i've heard that before yeah and that is really neat it's nice and light it's a film canister
and i think i got like four hooks inside a little bit of bait it's pretty nice
um and if we just use for a bait and would you be able to keep that with you for an extended period
of time though um i'm not sure i bought the stuff when i bought a survival knife and the handle
hollow and it just throws all the stuff in there and they had these little pieces of i guess bread or
something and i just threw the fish hook stuff in this little film canister another thing is a
little tiny jar of purell or whatever to clean your hands you never know when you're going to need
that hand sanitizer is great but that kind of ruined your scent though well the chances of being lost for
an extended period of time and having to hunt or and since we don't agree with running from the
police um scent is not something that you really really have to worry about okay yeah that's fair
enough especially if you're lost in a state park most of them have cell phone coverage and i was
talking to a state park ranger and he said that they get about seven calls a month from people lost
inside of the state park and they have to triangulate on the cell phone signal that's
interesting yes because the nsa will not give them access to the gps data which is just another
reason to hate the nsa that's not national security agency that'd be more of e-911 on your local
people your local fire department all that kind of stuff well i'm not sure quite how it works but he said
that the authorities won't get it to him so it would be it would look probably be your local
uh government and emergency response agency fire department police that type of people whoever
runs the 911 center well see now i can't hate the nsa you can hate the nsa for other reasons okay
just as long as i can do that um i've also got two glow sticks in here and i believe target sells
in case you stumble across a rave yeah in case there's a rave out in the middle of the woods
yeah right i'm all set man beer to last a week um but these things are great um because that way
you don't got to haul around a flashlight these little things as long as they're not broken and
the chemicals mix they're going to last forever on like a flashlight which batteries have expiration
dates but what about one of those little like uh um what do they call it inductance one where you
shake and you get the light going those work too but yeah i do i do have one i got i got them and i
do have one of those in my car it i mean it's pretty stupid i mean you have to shake it like
literally every 30 seconds i probably i could say some very bad things here but i won't going i'm not
going to but it works and it does seem to be rather simple to operation so i kept one in the car just
in case and different uh major retail stores sell these flashlights and they've got uh fm and am radio
and the flashlight on there and flood lamp and all this fun stuff and those are pretty cool too and
it's all dynamo powered and those are pretty sweet yeah um but target sells these little little tiny
uh glow sticks in the front of the store um that's where i got these and i picked up like
15 of them for 10 bucks so that was pretty good um a lot of dollar stores have them too
but they'll only sell you one for a buck apiece so no so go to target this been a rough episode
brought to you by target absolutely and we could have one and we could have one of those um like
really abstract commercials on the tv where people are dancing and they have like little objects and
they all have the target symbol on them can't stand those commercials yeah those are pretty annoying
um i'm not quite sure how you make this one but it it uh it's cardboard that's glued together on
top of each other and then cut off into small bricks and coated in wax to use to light fires
hmm oh yeah i've seen those yeah they burn really well um this one was homemade and given to me by a
scout leader and they're pretty cool they're it's it's very difficult to make yeah yeah but they work
great and they work great but just unless you're really kind of know what the heck you're doing
you can find instructions for them online but unless you really know what you're doing don't attempt to
make them because it involves you know melting wax and double boilers and wax can burn and catch fire
and bad very bad nasty evil things can happen yeah well along with fires is uh matches and you just
grab two of those little books of matches of i think it's like 24 matches in each book
and put them in a separate ziploc bag and shove that in the rest of the ziploc bag and those work
great um i mean because they're cheap they don't have to be waterproof if you're sticking them in
another bag and just matches go along with that um now i don't have mine in i don't have a knife
in there but it's recommended that you use a knife and put that in there just a small thing
and that is that no took about six minutes but well i mean i covered a lot of stuff you want to have
in there so wow i gotta say this was a very thoroughly covered topic yes it was two full episodes
yeah two very full episodes i think we're gonna run a little bit over but i think it's cool enough that
i'm not going to edit anything out all right that's kind of guy i am plus it makes it a lot
easier for the editing side well um all right um i've just got one one more thing oh okay um just
kind of a tips and tricks section and i was going to do a couple of different things but i'm only going
to mention two i think one is but like please i think it's called the elephant tree or something i'm
not quite sure but it's this big leaf and it grows about 10 feet up on a tree yeah and these things
are great because there are more diseases in crap than there is in anything else and so it's very
important that you clean yourself and these these leaves are so soft and i would insert a charmin
commercial here but it's radio so um it's not quite as good as that but it works great i had to use it a
couple of times okay what's number two because i really don't want to go anywhere near this topic
well you see it's an important topic because there's just so many diseases in that and that's
one of the most important things especially if a hurricane came through or something and all your
toilet paper got ruined it's very important that you clean parts of your bodies so so if you're going
to have to poop go go go clean and wipe yourself correctly not with your hands or a pine cone
because pine cones hurt yeah especially we do it the wrong way
mm-hmm um the other thing is making rope out of little little tiny trees and you can just kind of
strip it off like um was done in the movie with tom hanks on an island and castaway yeah and you can
kind of see how he did it there and it worked great and he just kind of took the end off and stripped it
and then braided it all together used the bark so and essentially what you do is you braid it which
basically is what rope is is braided string yeah very much so that is that cool well i gotta say thank you
very much for this very informative crazy informative topic yeah i've got a couple of different people
that said what the what the heck is going on here wilderness survival and been heard of radio
oh really i didn't i i thought i would get a couple emails like that but no such thing i mean it was all
about uh my linux problems and well it was very quiet no one no one said anything in the irc channels no
one well see that's where i heard mine there was one day i think it was wednesday that people were
talking about it oh wednesday is right after it airs so that kind of makes sense yeah all right so um
you you apparently you wrote down all your shouts this week because you were embarrassed last week so
i'll let you go i wasn't really embarrassed but i felt unprepared oh so um wednesday was when
i found out that zal 91 is from alabama with two so shouts to zal um and that's how the show got
brought up was i was talking about it so shouts to zal 91 shouts to fear spelled with a three four r
so shouts to fear who used to live in alabama um i want to give shouts to tim for just being cool
and i want to give shouts to savant for working long and hard on the forums and keeping them up
oh you little kiss kiss ass that's right suck up
um i'll send shouts out to pound and rev and i'll also send shouts out to savant because i like to be
a kiss ass too because uh savant really so i really took this one head on so good for him i think he just
sort of fell into his lap because he was in the forum when it happened so he was the first one that kind
was there and had access possibility of access to it so good for that uh side of the week this week
is uh where's george.com which is a just go there it's basically essentially a lot of people can track
money via its serial numbers and it's all voluntary you can find out where if if if you've ever gotten
like a dollar bill with like you know where's george.com written on it it chances are that dollar
bills entered into this giant database and you can track it between you know where the person entered
it and where it is now and find out how far it's traveled and um for example today i got change
from my coffee and my donut and um it had where's george.com on it and i always get excited because
this site has been around forever and it actually looks like it's been designed back in 1996 but uh
it traveled over the past 20 days from one town over to me from me to my town and like an average speed
to like 0.83 miles per hour or something and it's it's just interesting i've never actually gotten
like a a hit on it where it's like you know from california or something but it's it's still pretty
cool and you never know when you're gonna do it and technically you can just open up your wallet
enter all your money and type you know they sell little stamps you can do but just write on it
where's george.com and maybe someone will enter one of your money bills and can you write on dollar
bills isn't that a federal offense we don't condone federal offenses here on bin rev radio
i don't know can you defend i guess it kind of is defacing that who knows whatever uh email radio
at bin rev.com and uh what's our closing music tonight there face man uh our closing music tonight
is a remix of senator stevens done by me um it's not too long um but hey i've also thrown in some
different different looty tunes so it's halfway decent so okay well let's see if this sucks
actually you can go email face man at lt.faceman at gmail.com yes there we go see that work email
me anyways and just say hey hey i'll send an email i'll say hey um all right so that sort of wraps up
this episode slightly along but whatever we're like we're not we're not like uh off the hook we
don't have a set schedule we can beat this as long as we want we're like default radio in that respect
but um as always we will see you next week same hack time same hack channel
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