This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
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Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a Nero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dreamcast
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
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Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
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When I tell you we just packed out Jones
And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back
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This is dedicated to the hackers and the crass
Serial phones, source codes, ISO, RAM, SIP-6
This is dedicated to the hackers and the crass
Hello, and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio, episode 182
Today's date, January 16th, 2007
I think that's right, right?
Yep
Okay, sounds good to me
I'm Black Ratchet and with us this evening is Savant
Again
How you doing everybody?
You seem to be one of the one popular people I get on the show
More popular? Like more death threats or what?
Oh, well that too, I mean, you know
I get the phone calls afterwards saying
Can't believe you got that loser on again
But you seem to be on
Yeah, give me his address
You seem to be on rather regularly
At least as far as I remember
Yeah, nowadays it seems like it
So hello out there in Radio Lent
When I like cook Savant taking the show over
Cause Stank doesn't want to do it anymore
Yeah, go take it
It's all you
Well, you could do that
But it would probably be like a biannual radio show
Cause that seems to be about how much availability I have
And then I need to hire people to sit in as co-host
To actually come up with content
For me just to go, uh-huh, yeah
And then insert some smirky comment
Well, that's what biannual radio is
You know, no content and all smirky comments
Yeah, you could probably replace me
With like a 40-line Pearl script
Through some text-to-speech or something
I mean, it's not all that different
From episode to episode
Well, we did actually almost replace you
With a 40-line Pearl script
Because we're actually taping this
Probably about an hour before it's stream
About an hour and a half
Actually, right now, it's 8 p.m.
An hour and a half before we stream
Cause someone
Someone forgot their telephone
Underneath their car seat last night
I didn't forget it under there
I lost it under there
It's not like, oh, I should keep this here
For safety
I don't know, whoever knows
Where do people put their damn cell phone
How the hell did you drop it
Underneath your car seat
And not realize it was there?
Well, I just
I didn't think about the piece
I was getting
You know, if I'd stop to think
Man, it's quiet
Then I want to realize
That my phone isn't
In my pocket
You know, we had the day off yesterday
For NLK, God bless them
And I was doing other happier things
Than communicating
Did you actually have the day off yesterday?
Yeah, I did
Fortunately
Yeah, my employer is
Not African American himself
But his family is
So
It was important to him and them
To get the day off
So I bet it's
There was some debate
About whether or not
You'd have the day off
Actually, if I knew that
We probably could have tried
The recording earlier
We might have avoided all of this
Yeah, yeah
I mean, I've got to imagine
I've probably lost my phone
Somewhere around noon
Oh
Oh, it's been 3 p.m. over here
Who knows?
I know
In short, I'm an idiot
Well, you're always an idiot, so
Clearly
Anyway, we actually have
Housekeeping this week
I have a question to pose
To the audience
And you can either email
Actually, maybe not email the show
But contact me somehow
BlackRatchet
At BlackRatchet.org
Or, you know
BlackRatchet on AIM
Or, you know
One of the many other ways
Of people being able
To contact me
I'm curious
As to whether or not
The audio levels
On the show are okay
And whether or not
There's any other
Issue people have been having
Because StankDog
Has been telling me
That people have been
Bringing things up to him
Regarding the audio
Of the show
And, I mean
I try to take pride in this
So I try to take pride
In my work
And I haven't heard
A damn thing
So I'm curious
This is to
What if any people
No, I'll try it again
What if any
Troubles people are having
And
If they could contact me
It would be
Much obliged
And I could try
To get that worked out
Actually, I believe
One of the problems
Was I actually
Probably rushed right
Through the editing portion
And I accidentally
Left it in stereo
As opposed to mono
And
That sounds like crap
Especially on like
24 kilobits per second
I thought I had mono
Once for an entire year
It turns out
I was just really bored
He was emo like that
And he was like
Oh, I can't stand life
Let's
Ferris Peeler
Stay off for you
If you haven't
Seen that movie yet
Kill yourself
I wouldn't go that far
Just run out to
Netflix or whatever
And grab it real fast
And if you can't
Then kill yourself
Yeah, there you go
Black Ratchet
Norbin Red Radio
Does condone suicide
So don't do that kids
Because if you do
We're just going to
Post a blog about it
And mock you
Oh, what is it?
What's the website?
MyDeathSpace.com
Or something?
Uh-huh
Yeah, that shit's creepy, man
For those of you who haven't
For those of you
You can explain it
All right, well
For those of you
Who haven't heard of
MyDeathSpace
It's a blog that goes over
All the more well-known
People who had
MySpace profiles
Before they offed themselves
Or before they were killed
One way or another
And I post links to it
And to their profile
And to their news story
Is pertinent to their tragedy
And it's become
Something of a
A hot mock site
On the internet
Yeah, it's
It's like a train wreck
You can't stand watching it
But you can't look away
And actually
There's a few people on there
Who were killed
In train wrecks
So
See how you tie it all together
That's why
You're hosting the show
It all comes true
In the end
It's an amazing
Round circle that we have
All right
Maybe that'll be our
Side of the week
Isn't MyDeathSpace.com
Because that's what
Everyone calls it
But I think it's
The link's actually different
We'll have to check that out
Before we do it
I think you can
Go straight up to
MyDeathSpace.com
Who knows
I'm checking it right now
All right, you can go do that
Yeah, it looks good
All right
Yep, MyDeathSpace.com
There we go
So if your people are
Getting bored during the mailbag
Because this is actually
A mailbag episode
We got like six messages
Last week
At least
And like there were some
There were some killer ones
But uh
Actually
The one talking about
The SDA
Your favorite phone
Yeah
It's not a bad phone
It's just
It's lacking a lot of things
That make it great
But we can get into that
Later if you want
Yeah, sounds good to me
Shall we head into the email?
Let's do it
Thank you, Arnold
Or Rocky
Or whatever your name is
Do it
Open the trunk
Do it
It's from
Starsky Nudge
Three make
I have no idea
I've never seen that show
Who knows
Our first email tonight
Is from
Pseudo Idol
And greetings to whoever
Is hosting the show this week
Which I've got to say
Is a very interesting way
Of introducing your email
It definitely covers
All the problems we've had
Last week
StankDog was talking about
His problems
With the Harmony 880
I had purchased
This remote
From my father
For Christmas
Because he did not
Enjoy watching TV
On our entertainment center
We had a total of
Five remotes
Sitting around
I first heard of the remote
On one of the shows
On DDP Hack Radio
In early December
One of the selling points
Of this remote
Is that it saves electricity
And reduces heat
Around your entertainment center
By turning off
Unused devices
He mentioned
Yours did not
Turn off devices
When switching activities
I do not know
If it's a defective remote
Or if his tank
Just didn't spend
Enough time
Looking through the options
And setting things up
Correctly
It took me about
A half an hour
Of fooling around with it
Until I got all the options
To how I wanted them
For my dad
Big fonts and all
I like the remote so much
That I plan on getting one
For myself in the near future
Keep up the good work
On the show
Pseudo-idle
Do you have like this
You just have the Xbox
Don't you?
You don't have like
Any type of killer
Entertainment center
Well
I just actually
Just last week
Managed to score
A 52 inch screen TV
Through a trade
With my neighbor
Who all he wanted for
Was 50 bucks
And a six pack
I was like
Deal
And he was like
Wait a minute
Why don't you just
Mod my Xbox
And we'll call it a trade
Like uh
Okay
You sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure that like
TV like didn't
You know
Fight its way
To your neighbors
You know
A box on the side
Of the road
That might have been
Accidentally left there
By a person
Who he bribed
It may have fallen
Off the truck
Homeboy shopping
Network
You know
It wasn't
It wasn't a bad deal
He couldn't get
The channels
To change anymore
Even after
Auto programming it
So it only worked
On channel 3
But like you said
I really only use it
For Xbox
So it's like
Yeah whatever
And then I'm like
Well why don't I
Just put a VCR
In between the cable
And the TV
And then run the cable
Through the VCR
And use my remote
On the VCR
And bada bing
Bada boom
Big ass TV
You suck
I want people
Like
Didn't you like
You know
Get a power book
For something
You always like
Say oh yeah
I'm doing the show
With my friends
And you're giving me
Like a power book
I'm like what the hell
I need friends like yours
Like wasteful wealthy friends
Yeah I know
Shit man
All my friends are poor
You know
The power book deal
Is because
My friend's eyepatch
Wanted me to
First of all
Wanted me to fix
Dotanoi
Which I've been working on
For a while
And just let deprecate
But mostly
He wanted me to switch over
To the Mac side
And I told him for years
Like you know
I'm interested
It's kind of cool
But I'm not going to drop
$2,000 on a laptop
Just to find out
I don't really give a crap
And not while my
$500 compact works just fine
And so he finally got a
A Mac book
And was like here you go
Just use it
I don't want to hear
Anything else
Just use the damn Mac
He'll thank me later
And have you
Started using it yet?
I haven't gotten it yet
I actually told him
I would pay him shipping
To send it out to me today
But he wants to
Hand it over
And show me some things
And he's got to clean it off
And all this other crap
So for now
I'm still using my
Semi-broken Presario
Well hell
I'll pay him shipping
If he ships it out to me
We'll get into a bidding war
We'll be like eBay
All right
Anyway
Getting back to
Pseudo-idol's email
As you can tell
Back on the topic
Yeah as you can really tell
We don't really have much to say
Because neither I
Nor Savant own one
But I'll be sure to
Forward this to Stank
And actually he's probably
Listening soon
If not right now
And get his response on it
Perhaps he can write us
Hint-hint Stank
Because he always listens
To the damn radio show
Loser
Yeah I just called you a loser
Actually I don't know
I just really can't stand
Remote controls
Without actual buttons on them
Just completely freaks me out
No tactile feel
So what was he saying
That you could actually
Turn off ambient devices
With this
Like it had a time out
And it just
Sends the off code
That's interesting
Yeah Stank
Stank reviewed this
A couple episodes ago
And it was pretty neat
It would shut off
Certain things
You know on power
You could just have a button
That says play a DVD
In the machine
And you'll pop the DVD
And you press the button
And it takes care of everything
And starts playing on the
And you have like
Fifteen bazillion
Different audio devices
Because I got to admit
Yeah yeah
I mean I got to admit
Like when I had
A giant entertainment center
Through one of my roommates
At college
Because he spent money
Like a drunken sailor
My mommy and daddy are rich
I'm going to spend
All this stuff
From the money
They sent for rent
And then ask for rent
Later this month
Damn you Simon
Damn you
Life's hard man
Yeah I know
So
Yeah
I was like
You know
You have to like
Press like fifteen
Different buttons
You have the x-watch going
And then you want to
Press another fifteen
Buttons to switch over
To play the PS2
Another ten buttons
To get over to the cable
It was crazy
I will admit
It does have a certain
Appeal to it
It sounds like
You could also use that
For a lot of fun
Like putting in your pocket
And walking through
Sears or something
And just have it
Spaz out
And just cycle through
And just
Kind of like TV be gone
But just turn off
Every single device
In the electronics department
That could be fun
Or even better
Like try to flip it
To a different channel
And just have all
Like point at everything
And just have it
Cycle through
Like you know
Channel 03
Or like
Six
Flip everything to 69
Yeah
Because nothing
Renters on 69
Right
Look at
Snail
Yeah exactly
It seems interesting enough
I only think it can support
X amount of devices though
If I remember correctly
I think it's
I think it said that
But who knows
Our next email
Is from
Xof7
In episode 179
The co-host
Sorry I don't remember
Your name
I was working at the moment
Mentioned that the NSA
Was giving away scholarships
For InfoSec careers
I am graduating
High school this year
And would love to have
Free college money
And assisting me
In getting an
Information security degree
Thanks
Xof7
And actually
I don't
Well I remember
Talking about it
But I don't think
You gave any links
So being the
Adventurous person
That I was
I actually went out
And did some research
For you people
For those of you
Who want to get
Into InfoSec
I googled
NSA scholarships
And that was the
Resent of my research
And I found some stuff
And
Yeah actually
The link that we
I'm an internet detective
Yeah I was like
Google
I'm like yeah
I'm an internet detective
The website I found
Was on NSA.gov
So just
You know
Fair warning
If you're going to
Visit the tiny URL
TinyUROL.com
Slash 248
Foxtrot
Kilowatt
X-ray
I'm sorry
Boy
I really
Bumbled through that one
248
Foxtrot
Kilowatt
Victor
I better like
Send everyone
Accidentally to
Goatsee or something
If you're like
No
My eyes
Some sort of
Midget porn convention
Or something
Yeah
I should actually
Fire that up
Not the midget porn
Just find out
What actually
That link went to
I'm not condoning
Midget porn
Right
But anyway
I was actually
Looking through
When I was
Googling all this
Stuff
Actually
It's an invalid
Tiny URL
Thank God
I was looking
Through a couple
Of things
And I actually
Found one on a
High school website
Somewhere in
Washington
And I think
It was actually
I don't know
It could have been
Washington D.C.
But the way it was
Phrased it sounded
Like a Washington
State
High school
And they were
Talking about
The Stokes
Education
Scholarship
And I was
Reading like
Oh you know
Work at the NSA
For 12 months
During the summer
And we'll pay
Your college
And we'll give
You a career
Afterwards
For your
You know
Your separate
Field
And also like
Computer science
Computer engineering
Mathematics
I think like
Physics too
Or something
It was like
Some crazy
Stuff
But check
This out
The requirements
Are just
To apply
You must be
This is directly
From the website
To apply
You must be
A U.S. citizen
Be a high school
Senior
Have an SAT score
Of at least
1600
Or an ACT
Of 25
And at least
A 3.0 GPA
And demonstrate
Leadership abilities
Holy crap
Do you think
They're set
In standards
I know
Oh no
No
They don't do that
They take a DNA sample
From the pit of your stomach
And they have to get
Like that 5 inch
Needle out there
To break in
Where the DNA
Is the freshest
Or something
Oh god
Ouch
Or like
Squared and plantable
RFID
They just inject
When they're taking
The DNA out
That's where they squirt
And they squirt in
Some like nanotubes
Or miniature
Yeah
Isn't like
1600
Like the highest
You can go
On SAT
I'm going to prove
My ignorance
Here
But I think so
Or thereabouts
That's pretty high
Holy crap
Oh damn
There is a
Nanotubes
Dot com
All right
Aw
Savant
Domain squatting
Empire
Is getting shorter
By the moment
Seriously
It's just
Everything
It's just
StarTubes
Dot com
Just asterisk
Toes
Ooh
Asterisk
Toes
All right
Well I'm going to let
First eager beaver
Out there
Just not swipe up
Asterisk
Toes dot com
Buy it
Because I just
I've got too many
Domains that I'm
Sitting on
Yeah
Actually did you
I don't know where
I saw this program
But there's a program
Out there
And it's for secure
File transfer
And they call it
Tubes
No I haven't seen
That yet
Yeah
I don't know where
I think I just saw it
Today actually
And I was like
Oh yes
That is the coolest
Thing ever
And I'm sure it was
Pretty lame
But
Whatever
The name is all
It's all about
Marketing
File sharing
Via tubes
Yes
Yeah so if you want
To apply for the NSA
You need to have
Like a brain
The size of Michigan
Just so everyone knows
Of course I
I kind of expected
The standards to be
Quite high
Because hey
It is the National
Security Agency
But I was not
Expecting to be
A sixteen
Freaking hundred
SAT
That's just
Crazy
Well you've got to
Figure if you have
Those requirements
For sixteen
You know
Sixteen hundred
SAT
Et cetera
There's probably
Petter scholarships
Out there too
Yeah
I don't know
The scholarships
Sounded pretty good
It sounded like
It was just
A free ride
It was just
You had to
Work for the NSA
For a bit
Yeah I mean
It was basically
You'd go to school
You'd come
And work for the NSA
During the summer
I'm not sure
If they paid you
Anything
Or if they gave you
A room and board
But
I don't know
If I guess you're
A hardcore computer geek
You just sort of
Sit there
And sit on the
Terminal all day
And just smell funky
And chase the carriers
Of course they're all
Yeah
They're all fed
So you never know
If that actually flies
Over there
But
Actually I wonder
What the maximum
ACT score is
Actually when I first
Saw that
I really did think
It was a typo
Because it was like
A 3.0 GPA
That's like a B
Isn't it
Unless you're on
Like a
3.0 scale
But
Otherwise
You'd have to be
Like a super genius
But I guess
That's what the NSA
Want
Our next email
Is from John
John has a mystery
Hello there
Wonder if your
Knowledge would shed
Light upon the
Following mystery
Ooh
My friend's CDMA phone
Went missing
In the presence
Of a guy
And ever since
He has known
All her conversations
Including false data
We planted there
Also
Each time we turn
On our phone
The guy checks
His phone display
Which probably means
A text message
Shows him that the
Phone is on
Is this a
Cell to cell wiretap
Please enlighten us
Thanks
John
Wow
Have you ever
Heard of this
No
I'd love to know
More info
Like what kind of
Phone it was
First and foremost
Yeah
It was actually
Pretty interesting
I don't know
I think he actually
Emailed Stank
And Stank forwarded
This to me
I'd have to
Check that out
And actually
Bother him with
Some questions
I did some
Research on this
And
Well
I think there's
A way to actually
You know
Tap a cell phone
It sounds more to me
Like this is actually
Kind of a clone
Back in the days
Cloning Okies
Yeah
Cloning is when
You make an
Identical copy
Of the
You have a
Target cell phone
You make an
Identical copy
Of it
Either by
You know
Sealing it
For you know
X amount of
Time
And copying
All the
Information off
Of it
But it
Essentially
It's an
Identical copy
Of the
Cell phone
That you're
Targeting
And when
You set it
Up on the
Network
The network
Can't tell
The difference
Between the
Traffic sent
To the
Original cell phone
And the
Traffic to
The copied
Cell phone
So essentially
Each cell phone
Receives the
Same amount
Of data
I really
Don't know
Much in
The way
Of specifics
Like for
Example
I would
Assume both
Phones ring
But I
Assume that
You know
If a
Conversation
Is going
On of
You know
Cell phone
A and
Cell phone
B
Picks up
I don't
Think they
Actually
It you know
Gets the
Same data
And you
Can listen
To the
Person's
Cell phone
Conversation
But I
Would
Assume
Stuff like
Texts
And
Incoming
Phone
Calls
I bet
Both
Phones
Would
Ring
Well
And there's
Also the
Possibility
That he
The person
In question
May have
Hacked
Into the
Girl's
Building
Like
You know
Go on
Their
T-Mobile
Account
On the
Web
Or
Something
And just
View all
The
Calls
Made
I mean
They don't
Specify
Which
Conversations
They have
Or if
It's
Like
Fake
Phone
Numbers
And
Threw it
Into
The
Phone
Or
Something
Oh yeah
There's
Really
Not much
Of the
Way
In
Specifics
Of
This
Email
But
When he
Was
Talking
About
How
Every time
They would
Turn the
Phone
On
The guy
Would
Get a
Text
Message
I'm
Curious
As to
Whether
Or not
He
Would
Maybe
Wouldn't
Get a
Text
Message
When he
Would
Get
Some
Type
Of
Notification
Saying
Oh my
God
The
Phone's
Back
On
Right
I
Sense
The
Phone
That
I've
Been
Cloned
From
It's
Like
Million
Voices
Screaming
Out
In
Anguish
And
Suddenly
Exhiblished
There
Are
Something
Like
I haven't
Seen
That
Movie
In
Forever
I
Should
Actually
Sit
Down
And
Watch
That
Yeah
No
Excuses
Ratchet
Yeah
But
It's
Actually
It's
Interesting
That
When I
Was
Starting
To
Look
At
This
Because
Apparently
Cloning
Is
Actually
Coming
Back
Is
It
Like
This
Was
Yeah
This
Was
A
Big
Thing
Back
In
I
Don't
Know
When
Cell
Phones
Really
Started
Coming
Out
Like
The
First
Motorola
Bag
Phones
Because
Essentially
What
You
Would
Have
Is
You
Have
Every
Phone
Would
Have
A
ESN
Electronic
Serial
Number
And
Then
Something
Called
An
MIN
A
Mobile
Identification
Number
If I
Remember
Correctly
The
MIN
Used
To
Be
Your
Actual
Cell
Phone
Number
Do
You
Remember
This
Okay
So
Yeah
Go ahead
Yeah
ESN
Would
Have
A
Different
ESN
And
Technically
You
Could
Reprogram
Your
Phone
In
Certain
Situations
To
Actually
Share
MIN
With
Some
Other
Phone
But
What
You
Used
To
Be
To
Do
To
Enforcement
Any
Cell
Phone
You
Used
To
Be
Able
To
Copy
The
ESN
And
Copy
The
MIN
And
The
Cell
Phone
Network
Wouldn't
Be
To
Tell
The
Difference
This
Was
Big
Back
On
I
Don't
Remember
The
Acronym
But
Amps
Like
You
Know
Mobile
Phone
Service
If I
Remember
Correctly
And
This
Used
To
Be
Huge
But
As
We
Started
Moving
On
To
Digital
Codex
People
Started
Actually
Like
2G
Networks
This
Used
To
Start
Fading
Out
And
Started
To
Become
Less
And
Less
Common
But
Apparently
CDMA
Is
The
New
Wave
Of
Cloning
People
Can
Clone
CDMA
Phones
No
Problem
And
Even
GSM
Phones
To
A
Certain
Extent
Just
It's
Not
As
Common
Nor
Is
It
As
Easy
Or
Also
Like
When
Satoum
Shimomura
Finger
Hacked
His
Okie
In
Front
Of
What
Was
It
Congress
And
Basically
Turned
It
Into
Radio
And
Was
Able
To
Snoop
In
On
Conversations
In
The
Area
Did
They
Say
Anything
Along
How
That
Was
To
Work
I
Mean
God
Of
Ancient
History
By
Now
Even
Though
It's
Only
Been
What
Ten
Years
What
It
Used
To
Be
Is
I
Mean
Technically
Any
All
A
Cell
Phone
Is
A
Phone
With
A
Transmitter
And
Receiver
On
It
That
That's
It
So
When
You
Put
It
Into
I
Mean
But
With
Digital
Codex
And
CDMA
And
GSM
You
Can't
Just
Pull
A
Conversation
Out of
The
Air
But
Back
When
It
Used
To
Be
All
Analog
And
Even
Today
With
Analog
Networks
There's
Ways
Of
Taking
Your
Phone
And
Putting
It
Into
A
Service
Moon
And
Basically
Just
Turns
Into
Have
A
Receiver
That
That's
Tuned
To
Cell
Phone
Frequencies
And
There's
Ways
Of
Stepping
Through
The
Frequencies
And
Listening
To
The
Various
Channels
And
You
Can
Be
Nosy
On
Your
Neighbors
And
Everything
And
This
Still
Works
On
Analog
Networks
So
If
You
Go
To
Boondocks
USA
You'll
Be
Able
To
Still
Listen
To
The
Network
If
They're
Just
Analog
Which
Is
Analog
Right
Now
Is
The
Roaming
Networks
Analog
Some
Of
Them
Some
Roaming
Are
Because
Basically
No
Go
Basically
Analog
Networks
Are
We're
Having
Random
Back
Off
Problems
Here
It's
A
Bad
Ethernet
Segment
I
Just
Totally
Made
That
Joke
Anyway
Analog
Networks
Are
The
Most
Efficient
For
Distance
So
If
You
Really
Go
Out
To
Backwoods
Areas
That
Was
To
Point
Out
With
James
Kim
He
Couldn't
Get
A
Signal
For
His
Digital
Cell
Phone
Because
Digital
Cell
Phones
Are
Really
Weak
And
They
Depend
On
A
Clear
Digital
Signal
Analog
Can
Get
Through
All
Kind
Of
Static
And
I
Mean
You
Wouldn't
Be
To
Make
A
Complete
Intelligible
But
Analog
Is
Still
Pretty
Common
I
Went
Up
To
Northern
New
Hampshire
To
A
Cabin
And
Basically
My
Cell
Phone
Didn't
Work
My
Wife's
Cell
Phone
Didn't
Work
We
Were
Both
D-Mobile
My
Sister's
Cell
Phone
Sort
Of
Worked
If
She
Hanged
Off
The
Porch
Stood
On
Top
And
She
Can
Get
One
Bar
And
Make
Out
Her
Voicemail
But
I
Actually
Got
Curious
And
I
Brought
An
Old
Motorola
Flip
Phone
That
Still
Had
Some
Charge
On
It
Because
I
Was
I
Have
The
Charger
So
I
Charged
It
Before
I
Left
And
I
Flipped
It
Open
And
I
Pulled
Up
The
Signal
Strength
Bar
And
It
Gave
Me
Three
Bars
And
I
Was
Like
Yeah
Way
To
Go
Analog
Nice
Yeah
It
Was
Cool
And
Actually
I
Believe
When
You
Turn
It
On
And
You
Press
Like
Three
Different
Buttons
While
It
Turning
On
You
Can
Actually
Put
It
In
The
Service
Mode
And
You
Can
Turn
It
Into
A
Scanner
For
Cellphone
Frequencies
Which
Model
Is
That
Is
Any
Phone
Or
The
One
You
Have
Oh
That's
Any
Phone
But
It's
The
Motorola
Flip
Phones
The
Old
Kind
Of
Ones
That
If
You
Look
At
Ones
The
Side
Are
Shaped
Like
A
Trapezoid
They're
Like
Star
Tacks
They're
Not
Star
Tacks
They're
Kind
Of
The
Ones
Before
Star
Tacks
But
They
Have
The
Same
Flip
To
Them
I'm
Sure
When
We
Post
A
Note
I
Can
Actually
Find
An
Image
Of
It
But
There's
I
Believe
If
You
Have
An
Analog
Star
Tac
You
Can
Actually
Put
That
To
A
Service
Mode
As
Well
But
If
You're
In
San
Diego
You're
Really
Not
Going
To
Find
An
Analog
Network
Any
place
Any
Type
Of
Major
Metropolit
Area
Is
Going
To
Be
All
Digital
Right
Or
Like
99.9%
Digital
And
You
Might
Find
Like
One
Tower
Someplace
That
Someone
Forgot
And
Still
Running
Or
In
Like
Well
I
Guess
Alaska
Would
Be
Satellite
Never
Mind
I
Mean
even
Alaska
If
You're
Going
Out
To
Like
What's
It
Live
And
Good
Live
And
Good
Might
Have
A
Cell
Site
In
There
And
It
Could
Probably
Is
Analog
Because
Analog
For
All
Shortcomings
Is
Really
Reliable
And
It
Takes
A
Ton
Of
Craft
So
Who
Knows
Wow
Basically
It's
All
About
Experimentation
But
You're
Going
To
Like
Find
More
Analog
Signals
In
Very
Rural
Areas
If
Anybody
Is
In
The
Sick
Of
This
New
CDMA
Cloning
Stuff
Or
Just
Really
Has
Their
Head
Around
How
The
Specifics
Of
This
Stuff
Works
And
Can
Still
Show
Us
Any
Information
Oh
Man
That would
Make a
Great
Episode
Of
The
Radio
Show
So
Contact
Black
Ratchet
That would
Make a
Good
Episode
Yeah
So
Contact
Black
Ratchet
Or
Contact
The
Radio
Show
At
Radio
Pin
Rev.com
Or
If you
Have
Any
Leaked
Docs
That
You
Don't
Want
Leaked
But
Just
Want
To
Show
Someone
Savant
At
Feartooth
Dot
Com
Send
It
My
Way
Yeah
And Savant
Can
Show
Up
To
Me
If
He
Deems
Worthy
And
We'll
Keep
Your
Identity
Secret
We're
Cool
You can
Send
Them
Through
A
Hushmail
Account
Or
Whatever
It's
Called
Yeah
Speaking
Of
Cell
Phones
We
Actually
Have
Another
Email
Regarding
Cell
Phones
And
It's
From
Polymira
And
I'm
Not
Sure
Which
One
Of
The
GDP
Guys
Go
Through
Many
Cell
Phones
Per
Year
Natus
Maybe
But
I'm
Looking
To
Ditch
Sprint
But
I
Am
Only
Eight
Months
Of
The
Way
Through
A
Two
Year
Contract
I
Have
Two
Phones
On
The
Contract
One
Of
Which
Isn't
Even
Use
Anymore
I
Dropped
Service
For
It
Kept
A
Family
Plan
But
As
To
Not
Renew
The
Contract
I'm
Looking
For
A
Way
To
Get
Out
A
Sprint
Contract
Either
With
Another
Carrier
Paying
My
Fees
Or
Another
Way
Actually
This
Is
Online
There's
Actually
If you
Look for
Cell
Phone
Contract
Canceling
And
A
Couple
Other
Terms
We'll
Cover
Later
You'll
Find
A
Text
Document
Written
By
Somebody
That
We're
Not
Going
To
Mention
And
He
Actually
Did
This
And
Apparently
There
Is
A
City
In
Iowa
And
It's
Called
Royal
Iowa
51357
Is
The
Zip
Code
This
Particular
City
Does
Not
Have
Any
Cell
Phone
Coverage
Of
The
Six
Major
Cell
Carriers
Apparently
This
Person
Has
Called
Singular
And
Wanted
To
Get
Out
Of
This
Contract
And
I
Don't
Know
Why
Exactly
It
Was
Maybe
He
Was
Just
Really
Bored
Told
Them
I'm
Moving
To
Royal
Iowa
And
I
Really
Want
To
Make
Sure
I
Have
Service
In
That
Area
And
Do
You
Still
Have
Service
And
Sure
Enough
They
Didn't
So
He
Said
Oh
You
Know
I'm
Being
Forced
To
Move
There
My
Work
Is
Tending
To
Over
There
And
I
Really
Don't
Have
Much
Of
A
Choice
And
He
Was
Absolutely
Shocked
That
He
Was
Going
To
Charged
A
Termination
Fee
And
Sure
Enough
The
Rep
Sort
Of
Let
It
Slide
And
Terminated
This
Count
For
Free
But
Of
course
This
Is
Probably
fraud
Ben
Ridd
Would
Never
Actually
Support
Such
Action
Oh
No
Of
Course
Not
I
Gotta
Say
It
Was
Pretty
Interesting
Yeah
I
Mean
I'm
Pretty
Much
Inclined
To
Believe
That
If
You
Bitch
Enough
On
The
Line
With
Someone
I
Think
Spank
Mentioned
A
Couple
Of
To
That
He
Never
Had
To
Pay
A
Late
Fee
Never
Had
To
Pay
A
Service
Cancellation
Fee
If
You're
Tenacious
Enough
And
Just
Mark
Your
Way
Up
The
Line
Then
I'm
Sure
You
Could
Probably
Talk
Your
Way
Out
Of
It
If
You
Didn't
Even
Want
To
Be
Defeatful
I
Mean
If
You
Yell
Loud
Enough
Someone
Is
Going to
Jump
Cell phone
Companies
Are
Bastards
You
Probably
Have
To
Have
Some
Type
Of
Good
Excuse
Why
You
Want
To
Cancel
Your
Contract
And
Whether
Or
You're
Moving
To
Royal
Iowa
Or
Some
Other
Actually
I'm
Curious
If
Royal
Iowa
Has
Analog
Service
Through
Some
Other
Carrier
Who
Knows
Yeah
There's
Where
We
Can
Do
Our
Sniffing
Yeah
Or
Sniffing
But
Of
Course
We
Wouldn't
Do
Sniffing
Because
Cellphone
Sniffing
Is
Illegal
I
Believe
Yeah
Naturally
Is
It
Illegal
To
Sniff
Your
Cellphone
Conversation
Who
Knows
But
The
Problem
Is
Unless
You
Have
An
Analog
Cell
Phone
That
Doesn't
Have
Service
Unless
You
Have
An
Analog
Cell
Phone
That
Has
Service
You're
Not
Going
To
Be
Able
To
Make
A
Phone
Call
Unless
You
Want
To
Call
911
And
You're
Not
Going
To
Be
Able
To
Get
Service
For
A
Cell
Phone
You
May
Have
Because
E
911
And
All
That
Stuff
And
Cell
Phone
Companies
Are
Trying
To
Say
Unless
You
Have
A
GPS
Your
Phone
We're
Not
Going
To
Give
You
Service
So
You're
Screwed
Which
Always
Really
Takes
Me
Off
Myself
Koresh
And
The
Kid
We're
At
The
MIT
Flea
And
We
Found
These
Piles
Of
Old
Motorola
Flip
Phones
And
We
Thought
We
Were
Going
To
Be
Cool
And
It
Was
Five
For
Five
Dollars
So
We
All
Got
One
And
We
Were
Like
Oh
Man
I
Wonder
If
We
Can
Actually
Get
Service
From
Because
These
Are
All
Like
Bell
Atlantic
Branded
Phones
And
We
Did
Some
Research
Into
It
And
Verizon
Would
Not
Give
A
Service
Because
They
Did
Not
Have
GPS
Transmitters
In
Which
Needless to say
Really
Ticked
Me
Up
Because
I
Wanted
To
Be
Cool
And
Get
My
Analog
Phone
Out
And
Go
Yeah
How
You
Doing
Hey
Lady
Get
My
Zach
Morris
Phone
And
Yeah
Actually
Yeah
And
I
Believe
It
Is
On
One
Of
Our
Emails
I
Think
How
Is
That
And
Actually
Provided
A
Really
Interesting
Which
I
Actually
Never
Heard
Of
Before
But
It
Is
Not
Our
Next
One
Actually
I
Don't
Have
A
Name
On
Our
Next
One
Which
I
Actually
I
Think
I
Think
The
Person
Signed
A
Name
And
My
Cat
Just
Attacked
Me
Hello
He
Just
Jumped
From
My
Computer
Table
Over
To
My
He
Has
Been
Calling
Around
My
Room
Ever
Since
We
Started
The
Show
But
My
Dog
Is
Whimpering
Silently
Behind
Me
Now
Watch
Out
He
Might
Have
To
Pee
You
Might
Yeah
Actually
No
She
Didn't
Sign
Her
Name
Which
Is
Actually
Because
She
Has
She
Has
A
Cool
Email
Address
So
I
Am
Actually
Kind
Of
Disappointed
But
Anyway
Hello
I'm
A new
Girl
Listener
And I
Love
The
Show
The
Forum
Slash
Chat
Are
Great
And I
Am
Loving
The
Mentor
Program
I
Also
Have
A
Confession
When I
First
Started
Listening
To
The
Show
I
Was
Constantly
Cursing
Stank
Out
Because
I
Would
Always
Have
To
Adjust
The
Volume
In
My
Car
Depending
On
Who
Was
Talking
If
It's
Stank
Turn
The
Volume
Down
If
It's
A
Co-host
Turn
The
Volume
Up
Now
Every
Time
I
Listen
To
A show
That
Stank
Isn't
On
I
Missed
The
Loudness
And
Rants
Love
The
Show
And
Keep
With
The
Good
Work
And
Anonymous
I
Oh
Wow
Crap
It's
A
Girl
Do
We
Have
To
Take
Showers
Now
Yeah
Apparently
Damn
It
Last
We
Won
Is
A
Sexual
Harassment
Lawson
Right
Well
Thank
You
For
The
Kind
Word
Yeah
Welcome
Enjoy
I
Actually
Haven't
Seen
Her
Around
The
Chat
But
Unless
She
Actually
Uses
A
Different
Name
But
Whatever
Yeah
Maybe
She's
Hiding
Yeah
I
Wouldn't
Be
With
Some
Of
The
People
We
Have
In
There
I'm
Not
Surprised
Let's
See
Our
Next
Email
Is
From
Seth
Hello
From
Oklahoma
Last
Show
Number
181
You
Guys
Black
Ratchet
Not
Theory
We're
Talking
About
Smartphones
I
May
Have
Missed
It
But
You
Forgot
To
Go
Over
The
T-Mobile
SDA
A.K.A.
HTC
Tornado
And
I
Think
The
I
Too
Originally
Had
The
Same
Experience
But
Over
The
Past
Year
I've
Grown
To
Like
It
The
Onboard
Wi-Fi
Is
Useful
Because
I
Am
Too
Cheap
To
Spend
The
$75
A
Month
On
The
Wireless
Edge
Service
Which
Is
Somewhat
Like
A
Wireless
Broadband
But
T-Mobile
Won't
Explain
It
Too
Well
As
For
The
Overall
Functionality
There
Are
Many
Programs
That
Have
Been
Developed
For
It
A
Which
Is
Accessible
Slash
Formatted
For
Your
Mobile
Of
This
Site
It
Has
Apps
For
The
MDA
And
The
SDA
I'm
Not
Real
Sure
About
An
MDA
Never
Got
To
Play
With
One
But
The
SDA
You
Can
Use
A
Program
Called
OMAP
Clock
Which
Has
Overclocking
Software
With
The
Combination
Of
OMAP
And
A
Program
Tornado
Power
Control
You
Can
Set
The
Phone
Up
Only
To
Overclock
When
The
Backlight
Is
On
You
Can
Set
The
CPU
Safely
To
About
228
MHz
But
I
Have
Overclocked
It
Up
To
About
240
MHz
Or
So
With
Very
Little
Ill
Effects
An
Occasional
Reboot
Is
Required
Because
It
Is
A
Windows
Mobile
Machine
At
The
Same
Time
It
Runs
A
Vast
Array
Of
Applications
But
At
The
Same
Time
The
Phone
Crashed
Like
Mentioned
Before
Some
My
Favorites
Programs
Is
A
Nintendo
Emulator
NES
An
Autoresponder
For
Text
Messages
And
A
Thing
For
Reminding
You
Of
Missed
Calls
And
Other
Events
Those
Are
Just
A
Few
Of
Many
Useful
Applications
For
The
SDA
Another
Note
Is
Bluetooth
And
Expandable
Memory
Via
Mini
SD
I
Personally
Have
A
2
Gig
Card
And
I
Used
About
Half
Of
It
And
I
Pretty
Much
Have
Every
App
Loaded
Connection
By
Default
A
Tiny
Program
Called
DT
Audio
Located
At
The
Site
Mentioned
Which
Is
The
Surreal
Network
Site
Allows
You
To
Stream
Audio
From
Say
Windows
Media
Player
Over
A
Bluetooth
Link
It
Is
A
Little
Buggy
But
It
Gets
The
Job
Done
I
Owned
A
Motorola
E
398
Which
Looks
A
Like
The
Singular
Rocker
And
It
Came
Out
About
A
Year
After
I
Got
The
398
It
Was
A
Very
Good
Phone
And
It
Had
An
Expandable
Memory
Also
And
An
MP3
Player
I
Used
A
Very
Unreliable
Trans
Flash
Card
Which
I
Hated
Because
I
Couldn't
Remove
It
The
Sliver
Also
Uses
This
Flash
And
I
Believe
The
V3i
Also
Uses
It
Now
Motorola
Is
The
King
Of
Modding
Cell
Phones
Of
My
Experience
The
ROMs
And
Flex
Packs
For
Are
Made
Flash
And
She
Loves
It
Extremely
She
Has
An
Original
Razor
With
The
Flex
I
Put
On
It
And
Now
She
Has
A
Limited
Video
Recording
Along
With
Other
Miscellaneous
Tools
On
A
Side
Note
A
Cool
Accessories
For
A
Bluetooth
Enabled
Phone
And
Your
Automobile
Is
A
New
Technology
Of
Bluetooth
Enabled
CD
Players
I
Recently
Got
One
For
$150
Shipped
Out
To
Me
In
Oklahoma
It
Is
A
70
M-U-B-T
Let's
Try
That
Again
Papa
Lima
Charlie
Delta
7
Zero
Mike
Uniform
Bravo
Tango
You
Can
Find
It
On
Google
Not
That
Great
Of
A
Brand
But
It
Gets
The
Job
Done
And
Has
Some
Cool
Features
Like
Bluetooth
SD
Card
Slot
And
USB
Support
It
Is
Well
Worth
The
Price
Tag
Compared
To
The
$300
For
Pioneer
Kenwood
This
Is
How
I
Listen
To
Ben
Rev
No
He
Streams
I
Believe
He
Streams
From
A
CD
Player
Unless
He
Has
It
On
SD
Card
Who
Knows
I
Don't
Know
I
Don't
Think
I
Follow
But
Cool
Yeah
Also
I
Want
To
Set
Up
A
Meeting
Here
In
Central
Oklahoma
But
I
Am
Having
A
Hard
Time
Finding
People
Interested
The
2600
Meetings
Are
Too
Far
From
Away
From
Us
In
Norman
The
University
Of
Oklahoma
To
Make
It
By
5
PM
Sometimes
Even
By
6
And
The
Tones
Are
Kind
Of
If
You
Are
A
Newcomer
You
Are
Somewhat
Unwelcome
Anywho
If
You
Are
In
The
Area
And
Interested
Hit
Me
Up
Via
My
Space
I
Am
A
Friend
On
Been
Raised
My
Space
Page
As
Seth
And
Angie
Sorry
For
The
Novel
Of
Email
But
I
Wanted
To
Throw
Out
My
Two
Cents
Thanks
For
The
Planet
Moto X
Is
Where
You
Get
All
Those
Flex
Packs
Oh
Man
Seriously
I'm
Having
My
Little
Water
Right
Now
It's
Not
Sweet
Iced
Tea
That's
Right
Wow
This
Guy
Has
A lot
To
Talk
About
That's
That
I
Am
Pretty
Interested
In
So
I
Think
I'm
Going
To
Ping
You
Seth
Very
Cool
Stuff
Well
You
Had
The
Razor
Right
Before
You
Rescues
Late
The
Bottom
Of
The
San
Diego
Harbors
Yes
Which
Is
A
Shame
So
Did
You
Play
With
These
Flex
Packs
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
Man
I
Mean
I
Loved
The
Razor
Specifically
For
How
Fin
It
Was
And
For
The
Hackability
Could
You
Because
You
Never
Really
Explained
What
The
Flex
Packs
Do
And
That's
What
I
Was
Curious
About
So
Essentially
Now
There's
A
Flash
Pack
And
A
Flex
Pack
And
They
Do
Two
Different
Things
One
Flashes
The
Firmware
In
The
BIOS
Itself
And
One
Flashes
The
Software
Packages
On
The
Inside
So
I
Think
You
Could
Flash
It
Without
Losing
Everything
But
If
You
Flexed
It
Then
You
Have
To
Restore
All
Your
Data
So
Generally
It's
Going
To
Start
Playing
Around
With
The
Motor
Roll
Eraser
And
You
Hack
It
Make
A
Backup
Of
Everything
You
Can
Use
Motor
Roll
Phone
Tools
And
Backup
Your
Phone
Book
And
All
Of
Your
Docs
As
Long
As
You
Have
A
Copy
Of
Everything
And
It
Wouldn't
Hurt
To
Burn
Into
CD
Then
You
Can
Go
Enough
With
It
Of
course
Anytime
You
Are
Flashing
The
Firmware
Of
A
Piece
Of
Hardware
You
Run
The
Risk
Of
Bricking
Your
Item
So
If
It's
Your
Phone
It's
Not
Possible
I
Mean
It's
Possible
I've
Never
Had
It
Happen
To
Me
But
You
Could
End
Up
With
A
Really
Expensive
Super
Small
Motorola
Paperweight
And
You
Know
It
Was
Good
Fun
My
Problem
With
It
At
The
Time
Was
It
Ran
The
Java
1.0
API
For
Bluetooth
On
The
Phone
Which
It
Could
Not
Communicate
With
The
Bluetooth
Radio
Via
Third
Party
Applications
And
There
Which
Essentially
Allows
You
To
Troll
For
Potentially
Vulnerable
Phones
That
Have
Bluetooth
Exceptions
That
Would
Allow
You
To
Blue
Snarf
A
Phone
You
Could
Steal
The
Contents
Of
Their
Phone
Book
Or
Their
Text
Messages
Or
Even
Overwrite
Entries
In
Their
Phone
Book
And
Do
Some
Other
Really
Nasty
Stuff
And
I
Like
The
Idea
Of
Being
Able
To
Do
A
Bluetooth
Attack
From
My
Phone
But
Yeah
And
It
Wasn't
Edge
Capable
So
Even
If
It
Could
Tether
The
Speeds
Would
Be
Blazing
Slow
Blazing
Slow
That's
Kind
Of
I
Was
Actually
Curious
As
To
Whether
Or
Not
It
Was
Tetherable
Now
I
Don't
Know
Much
About
The
Newer
Model
The
V3i
And
On
So
Everything
After
That
It's
Possible
That
It
Might
Be
And
Your
Mile
May
Vary
Depending
On
Your
Real
Solid
Applications
For
Example
T-Mobile
And
I'm
Not
Certain
If
This
Is
The
Case
With
Other
Providers
But
They
Did
Something
Where
They
Would
Block
Certain
Ports
From
Your
Jata
Applications
So
You
Had
To
Do
Some
Hardcore
Hacking
In
The
Firmware
To
Get
It
To
Allow
You
To
Use
Like
Google
Earth
As
A
Little
Application
That
You
Can
Run
On
Your
Phone
So
Essentially
What
You
80-80
Out
To
80-81
Or
Something
But
After
You
Did
That
Then
It
Worked
No
Problem
But
That
Said
I
I'm
Much
Happier
With
My
SDA
Than
I
Was
With
My
Razor
Okay
Well
You
Were
Saying
That
The
SDA
Is
Cool
But
Not
As
Cool
As
It
Possibly
Be
Well
Okay
It's
I
Wanted
I
Was
Looking
At
The
MDA
Versus
The
SDA
And
What
Drove
Me
Away
From
The
MDA
Was
Its
Size
It's
Not
Like
It's
A
Giant
Brick
Of
A
Phone
It's
Just
Not
After
Going
From
The
Razor
You
Look
At
The
MDA
And
It's
Just
Like
Carrying
Around
Like
A
Really
Freaking
Giant
Wallet
Like
My
Dad
Has
Been
Carrying
This
Three
Inch
Thick
Wallet
In
His
Pocket
For
The
Past
20
Some
Years
And
That's
All
I
Could
Think
Of
And
If
You
Want
To
Wear
Jeans
Or
Something
Then
It
Just
Seems
Like
That
Would
Get
In
The
Way
You
Walk
Like
A
Duck
With
A
Heart
On
Or
Something
So
That
Like
To
Wear
Really
Tight
Jeans
Yeah
The
Lack
Of
The
QWERTY
Keyboard
Really
Bugs
Me
I
Thought
It
Wouldn't
Be
A
Big
Deal
At
First
But
If
You
Ever
T
Use
SSH
Or
Any
Blackjack
Or
The
Q
Or
Something
Along
Those
Lines
But
I
Mean
In
The
Meantime
I'm
Going
To
Ride
The
Last
Few
Miles
Out
Of
This
One
Thing
That
Kind
Of
Sucks
About
The
SDA
And
I'm
Sure
The
MDA
Is
Like
It
As well
Is
The
Fact
The
SD
Card
Is
Underneath
The
Battery
So
You
With
Your
SDA
Your
SDA
Sucks
I
Have
Used
The
OMAP
Application
He's
Talking
About
To
Overclock
The
Phone
One
Thing
That
I
Kind
Of
Disappointed
With
Is
The
Overclocking
Is
Not
Persistent
Over
Reboot
Over
Suspending
Yeah
So
I
Mean
It's
Fine
If
You're
Suspending
It
It's
Fine
But
If
You
Pull
The
Battery
Out
Or
Power
The
Device
Off
And
Back
On
Then
It
Goes
Back
To
The
Fall
Clock
Speed
But
Oh
See
That's
Not
What
I
Heard
I
Actually
Heard
That
If
You
Put
It
As
A
Spend
It
Would
Not
Continue
To
Be
Overclocked
Which
Was
Like
That's
Useless
For
Me
I'm
Not
Going
To
Keep
My
Phone
On
All
The
Time
But
With
His
Each
I
Mean
The
Power
Manager
With
The
You
Could
Tie
It
Into
The
Whether
Not
The
Back
Lights
On
That
Sounds
Pretty
Cool
I
Mean
I
Should
Have
Looked
A
Little
Bit
Further
Into
That
If
You're
Going
To
Run
Skype
On
The
SDA
It
Is
Possible
But
You
Do
Need
To
Overclock
It
And
Then
There's
This
Other
Third
Party
App
That
You
Have
To
Install
That
Allows
You
To
Control
Your
Phone
From
Your
Computer
You
Put
Your
Phone
On
The
Wireless
Network
And
Then
Log
In
With
This
Client
Software
On
Your
PC
And
Then
That
Will
You
To
See
Your
Phone
As
If
You
Were
Holding
It
In
Your
Hand
And
Then
You
Have
To
Use
That
To
Click
The
Skype
Sign
In
Button
And
Then
Write
A
Macro
So
It
Does
It
Automatically
Because
The
SDA
Does
Not
Have
A
Touch
Screen
But
If
You
Want
To
Jump
Through
All
Those
Hoops
And
It
Is
Pretty
Cool
Little
Dig
I
Mean
I
Don't
Have
Any
Terrible
Things
To
Say
About
It
My
Phone
Fell
From
About
Four
Feet
You
Know
Like
Waist
Height
And
Split
Open
On
The
Side
So
I'm
Kind
Of
Pissed
About
That
But
I
Mean
It's
Not
Bad
Um
I
Gotta
Say
My
MDA
Did
Fall
From
The
Side
Of
A
Desk
And
Decided
To
Land
On
The
Ground
It
Did
Land
On
A
Plastic
Mat
Which
Was
On
Top
Of
A
Office
Carpet
But
It
Did
Seem
To
Survive
I
Got
Tile
Floors
That
Might
Do
It
Yeah
Carpet
Is
A
Way
To
Go
Unless
You
Really
Like
Static
Electricity
But
We
Don't
Get
Into
That
I
Got
A
Puppy
So
Tile
Floors
Are
Pretty
Handy
Yeah
I
Can
Imagine
That
Yes
My
Cat
Decided
To
Apparently
Sometime
During
Christmas
Decided
To
Pee
On
The
Christmas
Tree
And
We
Found
Out
About
It
When
He
Took
It
Down
I
Was
Like
Oh
Okay
But
He
Was
Too
Damn
Cute
So
We
Couldn't
Really
Get
At
I'm
Not
Going
To
I'm
Not
Going
To
Get
Into
Discussion
About
The
Cap
Our
Next
Our
Next
Email
Is
From
James
Found
This
On
Apple's
Website
Thought
You
May
Enjoy
It
It's
On
The
First
Column
Second
Part
Of
Maybe
The
Folks
At
Apple
Are
Big
Bin
Rev
Fans
It's
www.
Apple.com
Apple
TV
It's
All
About
The
IPV
And
All
That
Stuff
And
What
The
Line
Is
That
He
Says
The
Revolution
Will
Be
Televised
And
Oh
You
Know
It's
About
Bin
Rev
It's
The
Revolution
Will
Be
Digitized
No
Sadly
It's
Not
We
Actually
Scooped
It
From
A
Poem
By
Gil
Scott
Herron
Whose
Poem
Is
The
Revolution
Will
Not
Be
Televised
And
It's
A
Comment
On
The
Political
And
Social
Turmoil
The
Late
1960s
Early
1970s
America
Thank
You
Wikipedia
In
The
Discussion
Yes
And
The
I
Believe
The
Lyrics
And
I
Believe
A
Link
To
An
MP3
Of
It
Is
Tiny
URL
.com
Slash
24
Charlie
9
Lima
I
Think
That's
A
Lima
It's
Not
A
One
Hold
On
Let me
Check
Type
A
One
Right
Next
To
It
Yep
That's
Al
Never
Really
Tell
With
Some
Of
These
Fonts
I
Find
A
You
Know
Find
A
Way
To
Listen
To
It
It's
A
It's
A
Cool
The
Revolution
Will
Not
Be
Televised
And
You
Can't
Do
Nothing
About
It
And
It's
You
Want
To
Get
Pumped
And
Be
All
About
The
Counterculture
That's
For
You
Have
You
Ever
Actually
Heard
That
I've
Heard
The
Phrase
Before
You
See
It
On
A
Lot
Of
Bumper
Stickers
I
Live
In
I
Live
In
A
Little
Town
Well
I'm
Not
Going
To
Say
But
It's
A
Little
Beach
Community
Throwback
From
The
70s
That
Just
Never
Quite
Got
Over
Vietnam
Or
Something
And
So
It's
Very
Trendy
To
Hate
All
Forms
Of
Government
Regardless
Of
Not
My
War
And
You
Know
Other
Generic
Crafts
That
People
Think
Makes
Them
Sound
Smart
By
Slapping
On
The
Back
Of
Their
84
Civic
Or
Something
But
I
Mean
I'm
To
Be
Honest
That's
Probably
The
Extent
To
How
Familiar
I
Was
With
That
Particular
Poem
Or
Whatever
It
Was
But
I
Was
Yeah
I
Believe
Yeah
I
Believe
The
Wikipedia
Says
It's
Become
Cliché
To
The
Point
I
Forget
The
Word
It's
Been
Used
In
Advertising
To
The
Point
It
Becomes
Cliché
Or
Something
Long
To
Line
I
Was
Like
Yeah
That
Sounds
About
Right
Getting
Back
To
Cell
Phones
Again
Our
Next
Email
Is
From
Embed
Dot
Dead
I
Don't
Know
Will
You
Pronounce
Dot
Who
Knows
Black
Ratchet
And
Fill
In
Co-host
Name
Here
I
Thought
It
Was
Great
How
You
Did
An
Episode
Of
Bin
Rev
Radio
The
Night
Before
Apple's
Big
Smartphone
Announcement
The
Interweb
Has
Sure
Got
Its
Panties
In
A
Bunch
Over
What
Is
Starting
To
Look
Like
A
Dumbed
Down
Smartphone
As
A
Fellow
MDA
Owner
I
Kept
On
Hearing
About
All
These
Features
And
Thinking
Okay
My
Phone
Already
Does
That
And
Then
They
Get
Into
The
Part
About
Their
No
Third
Party
Apps
And
I
Where
Jobs
Tells
A
Newsweek
Preforter
You
Don't
Want
Your
Phone
To
Be
An
Open
Platform
Meaning
Anyone
Can
Write
Applications
For
It
Potentially
Gum
Up
The
Provider's
Network
Says
Jobs
You
Need
To
Work
When
You
Need
It
To
Work
Singular
Doesn't
Want
You
To
Take
Out
Their
West
Coast
Network
I'm
Sorry
I
Misquoted
Steve
You
Need
It
To
Work
When
You
Need
To
Work
Singular
Doesn't
Want
To
See
Their
West
Coast
Network
Go
Down
Because
Some
Application
Messed
Up
Okay
So
What
About
All
The
Cool
PPC
Apps
I
Can
Run
On
My
MDA
Am
I
Gumming
Up
T-Mobile
Because
I
Want
To
Watch
Hack
Five
And
Xvid
That
Microsoft
Doesn't
Support
I
Actually
Recall
That
Micro
Suck
Do
You
Think
Apple
Is
Going
To
Sort
Anything
That
I
Can
Buy
Off
iTunes
Store
Hacking
One
Thing
Is
For
Sure
This
Thing
Is
Going
To
Be
Ripe
For
Hacking
They
Are
Also
Trying
To
Keep
The
CPU
Under
Wraps
Job
Described
As
Part
Of
The
Secret
Sauce
In
One
Interview
There
Is
Only
So
Many
Embedded
Processors
Are
Capable
For
The
Performance
They
Need
To
Make
That
Thing
Work
Anyway
Enough
About
That
I
Guess
My
Favorite
Third
Party
Pocket
PC
App
For
The
MDA
Isn't
Even
Really
From
A
Third
Party
It's
Microsoft
Voice
Command
It
Is
Sweet
Whenever
Someone
Complains
About
Having
To
Use
The
Silas
Dial
You
Push
One
Button
On
The
Side
And
Say
Dial
188
555
1212
And
It
Shuts
Them
Up
Also
No
More
Voice
Tagging
It
Just
Knows
Embed
Dot
Dead
I
Like
The
iPhone
I
Like
The
iPhone
It
Very
Every
Mac
Geek
That
I
Know
Was
Text
Messaging
Me
Within
20
Seconds
Of
Steve
Job
Going
On
Stage
Having
A
Hot
Sloppy
Orgasm
Over
The
iPhone
And
I
Mean
The
iPhone
Yeah
I'm
Going to
Quietly
Shrug
And
Reserve
Comment
We'll
See
We'll
See
I
Mean
If
It's
Who
Knows
I
Am
Bummed
One
Thing
Sure
About
The
iPhone
They
Said
Oh
It
Runs
OS
10
No
It
Doesn't
They
Were
Like
Oh
Yeah
It
Runs
OS
10
OS
10
Rocks
Because
You
Were
Able
To
Put
On
A
Damn
Phone
Everyone
Was
Like
Wow
It
Runs
OS
10
Wow
And
Then
They
Said
Then
Like
Two
Days
Later
You
Find
Out
No
It
Doesn't
Run
OS
10
It
Runs
Something
That
Looks
Like
OS
10
Like
What
The
Hell
And
Then
Apple
Lost
A
Ton
Of
Point
On
The
Whole
Suing
People
For
Making
Lookalike
Skins
For
Windows
Mobile
5
And
All
The
Other
Embedded
Cellphone
Operations
Out
There
To
Make
It
Look
Like
iPhones
Apple
Is
Like
No
You
Can't
Do
That
Because
We're
Late
Now
Are
They
Winning
Those
Cases
You
Know
Or
Well
They
Basically
Send
Out
Cease
And
Assist
Orders
And
You
Know
Most
People
Get
A
Cease
And
Assist
Order
If
You're
In
America
You're
Like
I
Don't
Want
To
Get
Sued
By
Apple
Fiercest
Lawyers
That
I
Mean
It
Is
Kind
Of
Ridiculous
But
If
You
Break
It
Down
There
Are
Key
Selling
Points
Aside
From
The
Touch
Screen
Is
The
Whole
Way
The
Operating
System
Looks
And
Interacts
Which
As
You
Stated
Can
Be
Done
Trivially
With
Skins
For
WM5
Or
Other
Existing
phones
So
Why
Am I
Spending
That
Additional
Two
To
Three
Hundred
On
This
Handset
For
Something
That
Doesn't
Even
Run
Third
Party
Apps
Yeah
I
Will
Say
I
Was
Pissed
About
No
Third
Party
Apps
That
Was
Just
Like
Wait
What
What's
The
Point
I
Mean
That
Is
Exactly
Why
I
Ditched
The
Sidekick
And
Went
To
The
MDA
So
I
Can
Run
Third
Party
Applications
Although
I
Will
Say
And
In
Defense
Of
Steve
Like
I'm
Calling
Him
By
His
First
Name
Mr.
Jobs
That
Everyone
Is
Hanging
Them
Out
To
Drive
For
This
Quote
Singular
Doesn't
Want
You
To
Take
Down
Their
West
Coast
Network
No
They
Don't
And
Apps
That
They
Control
And
They
Charge
You
An
Arm
And
Like
To
Download
That's
What
Cellular
Providers
Want
You
To
Do
They
Want
You
To
Run
These
Little
Sandbox
Clients
And
That
That's
Why
I
Think
That's
Probably
Why
Apple
Was
A
Give
This
Singular
And
Singular
Was
Able
To
Thank
Them
In
A
Certain
Ways
Because
A
Was
The
iPhone
B
They
Know
Like
You
Know
Tons
Of
Apple
Zillinger
Actually
To
Have
Hot
Slop
Wet
Slop
Orgasm
Over
And
You
Know
Basically
I
Can
There's
A
Singular
Store
Near
Work
I'm
Going
To
Find
Out
When
It's
Going
To
Be
Released
And
I'm
Going
To
Show
Up
Early
And
Just
Take
Photos
And
Just
See
The
Line
Of
People
Going
out
Because
I'm
Sure
It's
Going
To
Be
Insane
Like
Want
To
See
All
These
Long
Haired
Hippie
Apple
Folks
Going
I
Can't
Wait
For
The
iPhone
Yeah
But
Yeah
I mean
Singular
Wants
You
To
Just
Be
Able
To
Download
Like
Four
Or
Five
Applications
They
Approved
And
They
Control
And
They're
Probably
Going
To
Be
Really
Buggy
And
Suck
And
Even
T-Mobile
Wants
To
Do
That
Because
That's
Exactly
What
The
Sidekick
Does
It
Only
Allows
You
To
Download
Applications
That
They
Approved
And
They
Probably
They
Developed
Yeah
Or
Get
It's
All
About
Locking
You
Into
A
Certain
It's
All
About
Locking
You
Into
A
Certain
Thing
And
I
Mean
Okay
So
Let's
Say
That
There
Is
A
Piece
Of
Software
That
You
Know
The
Britney
Spears
Video
Or
Something
That
Crashes
The
Whole
West
Coast
Singular
Network
What
Does
That
Say
About
The
West
Coast
Network
I
Mean
I
See
Their
Point
But
Shouldn't
The
Network
Be
Hardened
Against
External
Attacks
Like
That
To
Begin
With
Are
They
In
Some
Way
Admitting
That
There's
A
Yet
To
Be
Discovered
Vulnerability
That
Third
Party
Applications
Could
Recapic
On
I'd
Be
More
Interested
To
Find
Out
About
That
And
I'm
sure
Singular
Is
Going
Crap
Dispish
The
Black
Helicopter
Over
My
House
Right
Now
The
Little
Black
Helicopters
The
Singular
Logo
On
The
Side
Zipping
With
Little
Guys
In
The
Zip
Lines
Actually
Singular
Is
Going
Away
Singular
Is
Not
Going
To
Be
Singular
Anymore
It's
Going
To
AT&T
Yeah
Well
Everything
Is
Going
To
Be
AT&T
Soon
Enough
Yeah
The
Death
Star
Is
Coming
Get
Ready
Well
I
Don't
Know
I
Am
Definitely
Taking
A
Wait
And
See
Approach
On
It
The
iPhone
Looks
Pretty
Interesting
And
I
Will
Admit
The
I
Don't
Know
What
They
Sell
To
The
Apple
Store
Will
It
Just
Be
Through
Singular
Will
You
Be
Able
To
Buy
Through
The
Website
As
Long
As
You
Sign up
For
Your
Life
Ending
Contract
Oh
Yeah
I'm
Sure
It's
Going
To
Be
Absolutely
Crazy
But
Oh
I'm
Curious
Because
The
Cool
Thing
About
The
Apple
Have
An
iPhone
There
That
I
Can
Touch
And
Feel
And
Play
I
Would
Think
That
You're
Probably
Right
About
Having
Them
On
Display
It
Singular
But
There's
Probably
Going to
Be
An
Armed
Guard
Next
To
It
Or
Something
For
The
First
Little
While
Although
Really
The
Best
Way
To
Get
An
Idea
Of
How
Good
A
Phone
Is
To
Actually
Go
Out
And
Play
With
The
They've
Got
Dasty
Chained
To
The
Desk
Because
Those
Are
The
Ones
That
See
All
The
Abuse
Those
Are
The
Ones
That
People
Try
And
Drop
Kick
And
Swing
Like
A
Morning
Star
And
Slash
At
People
With
And
If
You
Want
To
Find
Out
How
Quality
A
Phone
Is
And
Where
It's
Going to
Break
Just
Look at
Those
Oh
Yeah
Totally
And
What
Always
Just
Drive
Me
With
The
Pretty
Screen
And
Everything
All
Of
Suddenly
They
Start
Replacing
All
The
Display
Bottles
With
These
Like
Little
Plastic
Shells
To
Show
You
How
It
Looks
Yeah
Are
You
Okay
That's
What
I'm
Going to
Do
I'm
Just
Going to
Get
A
Fucking
Mockup
For
The
iPhone
And
Put
A
Bluetooth
Headphone
In
There
And
Just
Have
It
Connect
To
My
SDA
So
That
I
Can
Look
So
Cool
Like
I
Spained
$600
On
My
Little
iPhone
It
Will
Just
Be
Running
Out
Of
My
Back
Pocket
Oh
That's
Totally
Brilliant
You
Should
Completely
Do
That
There
There's
Some
Website
Out
There
Where
It's
Like
iPhone
Unbox
Dot
Com
I
Believe
It
Was
In
The
Topic
Like
I
Put
In
The
Topic
For
Pound
Bin
Rev
A
Couple
Of
Days
Ago
And
It's
This
Guy
And
He
Basically
He
Made
A
Mock
iPhone
Box
And
He
Put
A
He
Put
Something
From
www.iphone
countdown
Dot
Com
And
Basically
What
They
Do
Is
You
Can
Print
Out
This
Template
And
Pull
It
All
Up
And
Put
Scotch
Tape
On
It
And
Have
It
Look
Exactly
Like
An
iPhone
And
This
Guy
Took
It
And
Put
It
In
A
Little
Mock
Box
And
Made
It
Look
Like
He
Was
Having
An
iPhone
And
Put
This
Website
Up
And
It's
Stupid
It
Really
Is
But
At
The
Same
Point
I'm
Sure
He's
Getting
Millions
Of
Hits
On
It
Little
Cardboard
Thing
That's
Slightly
Thicker
Than
His
T-Mobile
Sidekick
That's
Pretty
Funny
It's
I
Gotta
Say
He
Took
The
Mock
Up
And
He
Was
Putting
It
Next
To
His
Blackberry
And
He
Put
It
Next
To
His
Blackberry
And
MDA
And
Something
Else
And
It
Was
Rather
Small
For
Like
Height
Size
When
You're
Looking
I
Don't
Know
What's
The
Term
Depth
Thank
You
I
Just
Thank
Myself
But
We
Don't
Get
That
But
That
I
Mean
It
Looked
Pretty
Damn
Cool
I
Will
Say
So
Okay
Of
The
People
Out
Here
That
Own
These
Devices
Maybe
You
Guys
Anybody
With
A
Really
Expensive
Phone
Does
Nobody
Sets
And
That's
It
Are
People
Chaining
It
To
Their
Navels
Or
How
Do
People
$600
Is
A
Lot
Of
Money
At
Least
For
Me
I
Mean
Maybe
Not
For
Stank
Who's
Getting
Spammed
For
$10,000
Set
Top
Boxes
Actually
We
Got
An
Email
This
Week
About
The
$10,000
Set
Top
Box
I
Was
Like
Yeah
All
Right
I
Think
They
Like
They
Finally
Started
Making
Him
Every
Time
They
Spam
We
Should
Send
Up
Another
One
Say
All right
Give
Us
One
To
Review
If
They're
So
Damn
Insisting
About
It
Well
I
Just
Planned
Humorous
That
They're
Putting
Like
This
$50,000
Thing
Out
There
And
I'm
Sure
When
Apple
Releases
ITV
They
Won't
Sell
A
Damn
One
Of
Them
That
Is
Apple
Won't
sell
Apple
A ton
Yeah
I'm
Surprised
We
Getting
Emails
About
ITV
I
Have
No
Clue
Okay
Yeah
Not
A lot
I
Think
It's
Actually
Relatively
Cheap
In
The
Grand
Scheme
Of
Things
Because
I'm
Looking
At
It
And
I'm
Not
To
Harp
On
This
Whole
Xbox
Thing
But
There
Isn't
Anything
That
The
ITV
Can
Do
That
The
Xbox
Can't
Do
And
The
Xbox
You
Can
Buy
You
Know
Refurbed
For
$80
To
$100
I
It's
A
Little
Thicker
Than
This
But
At
Least
Then
You've
Got
The
Ability
To
Install
Those
Third
Party
Applications
And
I'm
Looking
At
The
Menu
And
All
The
Pictures
Of
Their
Settings
And
Things
Well
That's
Just
An
XML
Script
Away
From
Xbox
Getting
To
Look
Like
That
I
Don't
Know
I'm
Not
sold
Actually
If you
Get the
Xbox
360
You
Can
Write
Your
Own
Applications
For
It
There's
Actually
Some
Guy
I
Forget
His
Name
Driving
Me
Nuts
It's
Like
Brains
And
Brawn
Dot
Com
Or
Something
I
Think
The
Dashes
Are
In
Between
All
The
Words
But
He
Wrote
He
Basically
In
About
A
Couple
Of
Weeks
He
Wrote
A
Clone
Of
Apple's
Front
Row
And
He
Called
Microsoft
Back
Row
And
It
Was
To
Show
All
Of
The
Cool
Stuff
About
The
Windows
Presentation
Foundation
And
All
The
New
Wonderful
Stuff
You
Can
Do
With
It
Which
Is
.NET
3.0
Maybe
I'm
Just
Cheap
Maybe
That's
The
Root
Of
All
My
Problems
I
Just
Can't
See
Spending
This
Retarded
Amount
Of
Money
On
All
This
Hardware
That's
I
Mean
Going to
Be
First
Gen
Full
Problems
Anyways
Well
You're
Not
A
Good
Consumer
You
Need
To
Go
To
The
Reprogramming
Center
Get
Brainwashed
I'll
Do
That
Right
After
The
Show
All
Right
Sounds
Good
All
Right
And
That
Sort
Of
Ends
The
Email
Bag
And
We're
Kind of
Short
This
Week
So
Whatever
How
Are we
Doing
On
Time
That's
About
It
We're
Actually
Doing
Pretty
Well
I
Mean
It's
Done
Considering
How many
Epic
Shows
We've
Been
Having
Lately
This
Is
Actually
A
Nice
Little
Difference
I
Actually
Going
To
Have
Something
That's
Kind
Of
Under
Scheduled
This
Time
Yeah
Go pop
Open
A
Beer
If
You're
Over
21
Enjoy
It
Marked
The
First
Episode
Of
Bin
Red
Radio
That
I've
Ever
Done
That
I
Was
Not
Drinking
A
Lot
Of
Beer
I've
Been
Sticking
To
Energy
Drinks
So
If
I'm
A lot
More
Responsive
The
Time
Around
Maybe
That's
Why
I
Got
To
Say
I
Consider
Having
A
Beer
For
The
Show
But
I
Only
Had
Two
Left
And
I
Two
Bottles
Of
Beer
That
I
Have
Beer
You
Can't
Buy
You
Gotta
Go
Down
To
Maryland
Or
The
Mid
Atlantic
States
So
I
Was
Like
Yeah
I'm
Gonna
Save
Those
So
Because
Now
It's
Time
To
Ration
Anyway
What
About
Personal
Hacking
Stories
Do
You
Have
Any
I
Don't
Have
Any
Personal
Hacking
Stories
I
Been
Trying
To
Think
Of
Any
For
The
Last
I
Mean
I
Know
I
Been
Doing
A
Lot
Of
Stuff
But
I
Mean
At
The
End
Of
The
Day
I
Realized
That
This
Is
All
Shit
That
People
Have
Been
Doing
For
Years
Like
I
Finally
Got
Around
To
Learning
Some
PHP
Which
I
Like
A lot
Better
Than
Pearl
But
Maybe
That's
Because
It
Lends
Itself
So
Easily
To
Web
Pages
Or
Maybe
Because
It's
So
Proliferant
But
I
Made
Myself
Stay
Out
Kind
Of
Cool
To
Me
Like
I
Will
Say
I
I'm
Going
To
Be
Interested
Looking
At
Your
Code
And
Saying
My
God
You're
Looking
For
It's
A
Let
Down
Right
Yeah
Oh
It's
Whenever
You're
Looking
At
Like
I
Remember
Looking
At
Some
Of
My
Pearl
Code
From
God
Probably
About
Four
Years
At
This
Point
And
Going
Oh
God
This
Thing
Is
Horrid
Well
You're
Talking
Like
All
The
Stuff
That
I
Know
Now
And
Compared
To
The
Stuff
That
I
Knew
Then
Was
Like
Ew
You're
Talking
To
Someone
Who
For
The
Last
Three
Years
Used
Bash
Is
Pretty
Much
The
Bread
And
Butter
Of
My
Scripting
And
Hacking
Daily
Goodness
So
At
Least
PHP
Has
Got
Some
More
Built
in
Modularity
And
Functions
And
You
Can
Integrate
It
With
SQL
And
All
that
other
Autodial
For
Asterisks
Proof
Of
Concept
Tool
A
Couple
People
Have
Seen
It
And
The
Code
Behind
The
Back
It
Works
Great
I
Mean
I
Wouldn't
Necessarily
Publish
It
As
Is
But
It's
Coming
Along
But
My
God
Do
The
Forms
Look
Ugly
Like
Well
I
Think
People
Contain
They
Always
Say
Oh
I
Can
Do
HTML
Lots
of
People
Can
Do
HTML
The
Problem
Is
Lots
Of
People
Can't
Write
Pretty
Websites
And
The
Two
Are
Mutually
Exclusive
I
Mean
I
Can
Write
Good
HTML
I
Can
Have
It
Run
Through
The
W3C
Validator
And
Have
A
Pass
With
Flying
Color
But
It'll
Look
Like
Crap
I
Run
Into
The
Same
Problem
That
You
Do
So
If
Anybody
Wants
A
Project
And
Is
Bored
And
Wants
To
Develop
Something
Pretty
Like
A
Pretty
Front
End
That
You
Would
Ultimately
Like
Published
In
A
Book
That
I'm
Working
On
Contact
Me
Sivana
Feertubes
Dot
Com
I'd
Be
Happy
To
Offload
Some
Of
My
Work
Let's
See
Shit
Anything
Before
We
Go
What's
Our
Website
That's
My
Oh
One
Thing
The
Forums
Seem
To
Be
Pretty
Stable
Now
Knock
Wood
I
Don't
Think
I
Ever
Made
That
Announce
That
The
Forums
Are
I
Still
Think
There's
Some
Slight
Maybe
Some
Slight
Issues
But
I
Don't
Think
Anything
That
Anyone
Unless
You're
Really
Looking
Really
Hard
Would
Notice
Actually
I won't
Drop
Exactly
What
We
Did
But
We
Took
Care
Of
It
And
There
Is
Currently
Continuity
Plans
Inside
That
Hopefully
They
Will
Go
Away
Permanently
So
Well
And
Even
The
Problems
That
Still
Exist
They're
My
New
Like
It
It'll
Fail
One
Connection
Attempt
But
Only
Because
We
Have
Lowered
Like
There
Were
Some
Processes
That
Were
Hanging
And
We're
Just
Creating
Slow
Deaths
For
The
Server
And
So
Those
Killer
Processes
Seem
To
Have
Been
Squashed
Although
Every
Now
And
Then
You
Might
Find
Out
That
Too
Many
People
Are
Trying
To
Hit
A
Thread
At
The
Same
Time
Then
You
Might
Once
In
A
Great
While
Get
An
SQL
Error
Or
Something
But
I'd
Say
It's
Come
Along
Quite
Far
Yeah
It's
Yeah
It's
Definitely
Improved
And
I
Think
People
Have
Noticed
That
But
Let's
Make
The
Announcement
Anyway
Let's
See
What's
Our
Closing
Music
Tonight
As
I
Always
Forget
To
Get
The
Closing
Music
Our
Closing
Music
Tonight
Is
The
Final
Fantasy
Fire
Cross
Remix
By
Luza
Do you
Want to
Do
Shouts
Real
fast
Yeah
I'm
Going to
Give
Big
Shouts
To
Stank
Dogs
Because
He's
Been
Dedicating
Every
Freaking
Waking
Moment
To
Squashing
Problems
With
The
Servers
And
Basically
Giving
Up
Any
Sort
Of
Social
Life
For
Favor
Of
However
Many
Unknown
Thousands
Of
Visitors
That
We
Get
So
Big
Up
To
Stank
And
All
The
Work
He's
Put
In
Well
At
Least
He's
Given
Up
His
Opportunity
Yeah
I'll
Definitely
Sound
Shout
Matter
And
Everyone
Else
Who
Was
Helping
On
Because
People
Were
Working
Like
A
Mad
Man
Yeah
It's
Not
Theory
Nick
84
His
Verbal
Jumped
In
And
Helped
Out
There's
Been
He
He rang
The
Alarm
And
A lot
Of
People
Slid
Down
The
Poll
So
Nobody
Here
At
Least
I
Don't
Think
Anybody
Here
Is
Getting
Paid
For
Our
Contributions
So
It
Was
Really
Cool
To
See
Everybody
Just
Come
Together
And
Get
Some
Sharp
Minds
Working
On
The
Problems
Bin
Rev
Enterprises
Inc
I
Don't
Know
I
Said
Shout
To
My
Cat
He
Looks
At
Me
Like
I
Just
Showed
Him
A
Car
Trick
Or
Something
Alright
Never
Mind
My
Dog
I
Try
To
Bar
You
You're
Crazy
Email
Radio
Bin
Rev
Dot
Com
Everyone
For
Closing
Music
Night
So
I
Guess
As
Always
We
Will
See
You
Next
Week
Same
Hack
Time
Too
тан
To
Space
To
One
Study
Touch
เด
Besides
commonly
أو
可
Having
Space
hanno
波
하기
people
解
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