REJECT HACKER EXPLOITATION - FIGHT BACK

hack .mils from the con - don’t pay for DC registration – pretend to be a goon - steal a badge – steal tshirts – get the con raided – heckle speakers – xerox this flyer – punch people in suits – bill stuff to Jeff Mo$$ – smash cameras – steal computers – harass the press – anonymous “crime” – break a window – vandalize the hotel – don’t get caught – throw a brick – fuck up a goon (especially Priest) – pull fire alarms – take a dump in the pool – declare yourself a speaker – piss in the con rooms – Slash the Fed - pour cement down toilets (like last year) – blow shit up – set off fire extinguishers – shut down BlackHat – call the fire marshall – oppose hacking that makes corporations richer – DefCon == BlackHat == Micro$oft – go to HAL – tear down the tent – chop up furniture - light fires – roast marshmallows - spoof the DHCP server –– hijack microphones and PAs – band together – don’t get caught – assault with fireworks – grease the steps – jam the freqs – cause mayhem – take the net - don’t get sold – don’t sell out – fill in the blank -feel alive – find a reason - make a game out of it

FUCK DEFCON UP

reclaim your culture - tip graciously – love the hackers - hack the exploiters - ignore the rules – don’t buy anything - make some friends – enjoy Vegas – hack shit up - come back next year! – keep score:

High Score From Last Year: 0x0143

Stuff you've fucked up: __________