(OR WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE IT
BACK)
10. You can sneak in easily! Goons are assholes,
ignore them!
9. Why pay for the talks? Watch from a hotel
room or the bar!
8. You won’t be able to get into the talks anyway, and if you do, the room will be 106 degrees with no air conditioning.
7. You can buy the t-shirts online.
6. You could spend it on hookers and blow instead.
5. Blackhat attendees get in for free – shouldn’t you?
4. You’re participating to a scam to sell security to corporate
blackhat attendees. Defcon should be paying you.
3. It’s not like your money is going to any of the speakers.
2. You could spend it at a con that isn’t sponsored by Microsoft
1. JEFF MOSS GROSSED SIX-FIGURES FROM BLACKHAT LAST YEAR AND STILL CHARGES MONEY
FOR THE HACKER SIDESHOW, DEFCON. STOP MAKING HIM RICH!
WHO WROTE THE CODE? WHO GOT
RAIDED? WHO WENT TO JAIL?
YOU DID. NOW GIVE JEFF MOSS FIFTY
DOLLARS?
COME TO VEGAS.
MEET COOL PEOPLE.
JUST DON’T FUCKING PAY.
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