###############  MIRC SpAnKmE Bot v.001  ###############
###############         By Biffa         ###############

DISCLAIMER:
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These events are part of a bot I am creating for mIRC 3.2. They are not complete and are not foolproof
I haven't had a chance to test them thoroughly so if you use them and they do something you don't like
don't come crying to me. :)

CREDITS:
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Thanks to all my friends in #chatzone: Lina, Mermie, Simba, and all the rest who have put up with my
testing and fooling around <hehehe>.

That being said, all credit must go to Khaled Mardam-Bey for writing such and excellent IRC client in
mIRC. Also to all the help I have recieved in #mirc, I highly reccomend visiting that channel if you
use his software.

NOTE:
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My remotes name is Teaser so you will have to exchange the word "Teaser" in any of these events for them
to work with you copy of mIRC

INSTALLATION:
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Copy these events into your ini file in the windows directory. I HIGHLY reccomend creating a new ini file
from your existing mirc.ini and calling it mirc2.ini then you can copy mirc.exe to mirc2.exe in your mirc
directory and use this command line to run it: mirc2.exe mirc2.ini

Also the "ev<num>=" must be concurrent in the ini file or it will not work. So either edit the numbers your-
self or delete all your old events and use these ones afresh in your new ini file.

You will of course have to setup users in your ini file as well: I reccomend doing yourself first like this:
Where I have <your nick> put your nick without the "<>" and address is you address after the @ ... DUH! :)

Make normal users level 1 and your friends level 7

[Users]
u1=50:<your nick>!*@address

[Events]
ev0=1:ON TEXT:h0h0:#:/msg *1:$chan hehehehehehehe!
ev1=1:ON TEXT:hi teaser:#:/msg *1:$chan  HI $nick  WASSUP? 
ev2=1:ON TEXT:hey teaser:#:/msg *1:$chan  HI $nick  WASSUP? 
ev3=1:ON TEXT:hello teaser:#:/msg *1:$chan  HI $nick  WASSUP? 
ev4=1:ON TEXT:a female?:#:/msg *1:$chan  I am NOT female 
ev5=1:ON TEXT:a boy?:#:/msg *1:$chan  I am NOT a boy 
ev6=1:ON TEXT:a male?:#:/msg *1:$chan I am NOT male 
ev7=1:ON TEXT:a girl?:#:/msg *1:$chan  I am NOT girl 
ev8=1:ON TEXT:a bot?:#:/msg *1:$chan  DING! Right first time! 
ev9=1:ON TEXT:what are you?:#:/msg *1:$chan  I am a confused BOT! 
ev10=7:ON TEXT:thanks teaser:#:/msg *1:$chan  NP $nick anytime 
ev11=7:ON TEXT:&close:#:/msg *1:$chan  Teaser turns around, switches off and sleeps 
ev12=7:ON JOIN:#:/msg *1:$chan  Hi $nick! you have been auto-opped type &help for help  :> AOP1
ev13=7:AOP1:/mode *1:$chan +o $nick
ev14=7:ON TEXT:&op:#:/mode *1:$chan +o $parm2
ev15=7:ON TEXT:&dop:#:/mode *1:$chan -o $parm2
ev16=7:ON TEXT:&up:#:/mode *1:$chan +o $nick
ev17=7:ON TEXT:&down:#:/mode *1:$chan -o $nick
ev18=7:ON TEXT:&say:#:/msg *1:$chan  $parm2 $parm3 $parm4 $parm5 $parm6 $parm7 $parm8 $parm9 $parm10 
ev19=7:ON NOTICE:&say:?:/msg *1:$parm1  $parm3 $parm4 $parm5 $parm6 $parm7 $parm8 $parm9 $parm10 
ev20=7:ON NOTICE:&warn:?:/msg *1:$parm1  This is a WARNING $parm3 is about to be kicked 
ev21=7:ON TEXT:&k:#:/kick *1:$chan $parm2  Get OUT!  You FEWL! 
ev22=7:ON TEXT:&b:#:/mode *1:$chan +b $parm2
ev23=7:ON TEXT:&out:#:/mode $1 +b $2 | /kick $1 *2:$chan $parm2   OUT.. lamer   !!
ev24=1:ON TEXT:*:?:/msg *1:$nick  I'm not here!  I am a BOT   Go away! 
ev25=1:ON TEXT:&access:#:/notice *1:$nick You are weak! You have at least access level 1
ev26=7:ON TEXT:&access:#:/notice *1:$nick You are a friend! You have at least access level 7
ev27=50:ON TEXT:&access:#:/notice *1:$nick You are the boss! You have at least access level 50!
ev28=50:ON TEXT:&add:#:/notice $parm2 You have being added to my user list &access or &help
ev29=7:ON TEXT:&help:#:/notice *1:$nick My command key is & :> help2
ev30=1:ON TEXT:&help:#:/notice *1:$nick You do not have access yet! :> help0
ev31=7:help2:/notice *1:$nick &up=ops you  &down=dops you &k nick=kick :> help3
ev32=7:help3:/notice *1:$nick &reset=channel topic &say=say &b nick=ban :> help4
ev33=7:help4:/notice *1:$nick &out <nick> kickbans a nickname :> help5
ev34=7:help5:/notice *1:$nick  /notice Teaser <channel> &say <text> makes me talk! :> help6
ev35=7:help6:/notice *1:$nick  /notice Teaser <channel> &warn <nick> warn <nick> :> help7
ev36=7:help7:/notice *1:$nick &access=is your level of access  for this bot
ev37=1:help0:/notice *1:$nick Sorry no commands available
ev38=1:ON NICK:/describe *1:$newnick thinks  $nick  was a nicer nickname!
ev39=1:ON TOPIC:#:/describe *1:$chan  admires $nick's new topic! 
ev40=1:ON SERVEROP:#:/mode $1 -o $3 | /notice *2:$chan $me $opnick was opped by $nick!

I hope you find this informative and helpful.

Have fun :)

L8r,
 Biffa
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| Adam Edwards     EMail ale@dynaman.demon.co.uk                          |
|                                                                         |
|  "I was once walking through the forest alone.                          |
|   A tree fell right in front of me -- and I didnt hear it."            |
|                                                          - Steve Wright |
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