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/me kicks $$1 right between duh testicles. | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- Ooh... Dat Hurt! -: Limpnode!
/me gives $$1 a severe beat-down... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- *SMACK* *SMACK* -: Limpnode!
/me sticks a bundle of fireworks up $$1 $+ 's ass and lights the fuse... | /me watches $$1 's face light up as he is blown through the top of the channel... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- *PANG* *POP* *POW* "Yowwwww!" -: Limpnode! | /me shields his eyes from the sun to watch $$1 fly from the channel...
/me grabs $$1 out of the complaint line and throws him out duh door... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :-Take a new number, pal... -: Limpnode!
/me sticks a pump into $$1 $+ 's head and pumps out wierd goo... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- Dat was a smart question, buddy... -: Limpnode!
/me turns his ass and wiggles it for $$1... | /me gets out his zippo, flips it open, and lights it... | /me blows $$1 out duh door with a big PHAWRTT... *phbbbb* | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- Ignart! Fuck YEAH!! ;p -: Limpnode!
/me covers his nose from the nasty smell... 'WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM?' | /me glances at $$1 and gets real angry... | /me marches over and smacks $$1 across the head with his happy hammer... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- Open Your Mind, Not Your Legs! ;p -: Limpnode!
/me grabs $$1 by his little flacid pee-pee, and pulls it WAY WAY out... | /me stretches $$1 's pee-pee about 10 feet more than it should stretch, and lets to go... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- *SNAP!* -: Limpnode!
/me grabs $$1 by the shirt and tosses him out duh channel window... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :-Reeeeeee-JECTED! -: Limpnode!
/me gets out his can opener and looks at $$1 lustily... | /me licks his lips and teases $$1 with the can opener... | /me proceeds to beat $$1 over the head with the can opener as $$1 shows signs of disappointment... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- Open your mind! ;p -: Limpnode!
/me looks at $1 and sighs, "Some people go insane over twinkies, but I've never seen a case this bad." | /me avoiding the twinkie wrappers on the flood, grabs $1 and shoves her into the door of a short-bus. | /timer 1 1 /me puts the retard-helmet on $1 $+ , and chuckles as she tries to eat the bus. | /say Welcome to the twinkie bus outta here, $1 $+ ! :) | /kick # $1 -: [WD] :- How come those busses look like twinkies, anyway? -: Limpnode! | /timer[989] 1 5 /say *Sigh* Another day, another twinkie bustdown. 
/me looks at $$1, realizes she's a woman, and cowers... | /me screams in terror as she cries out with pleasure... | /me hears 'I am Woman hear me Complain!' and goes crazy with his happy hammer... | /kick # $$1 -: [WD] :- Dats about enough of dat... -: Limpnode!
