Here it is at long last!!! r00t beer! Yes, this wonderful substance that until now was only enjoyed by the select few r00t-erz, is now available to the public!!!

Here's the eleet label:

This w0nderful substance will be available for FREE at SummerCon '96. Of course there will be a nominal fee for the collectable bottle and label!! So scrounge up $5 and buy a bottle of r00t-beer!! Impress the ladies and your friends!!

Again, these w0nderful collectables are not meant for consumption! They are FAR too valuable!