You gotta problem? If I wanna say “Merry Christmas” to Holiday Shoppers, I will dammit. Now go stick your anti-Christian Jew Spew up your fat butt and eat some hot lead! Movie still from “Tremors.”
WELCOME TO INCOG MAN’S FIRST ANNUAL, TOTALLY TASTELESS AND POLITICALLY INCORRECT GUIDE TO GUN BUYING THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON!
For that special man or woman in your life (or me if you want). I just hope I don’t ruin any surprises planned for Christmas morning — or night. Plus, for all those hormone pill-dropping, strap-on-wearing Bull Dykes who like to come by my blog for vicarious thrills — you might enjoy this a lot too. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
And to all you Feminazis out there who click on the “read the rest” button and get all torqued-up — don’t worry, I already know I’m a pig.
So maybe I’m not Mr. Class Act all the time. It’s tough being a half-way decent, but still red-blooded White male in America today and all too easy being a complete pervert. Know what I mean? I also am quite aware that I may not the best guy to turn to for gun advice, or women advice, for that matter. But, put the two together, I think you might have a little fun. Ladies and gents, for this Holiday Season, try to make sure you pack some heat. Get a gun, too.
Uh, I’m not exactly sure what kind of gun this is… but I sure do like her sense of patriotism!
Man, this girl has some really big mags!
A great stocking stuffer, the three-point combat sling will keep her weapon free from “entanglements.”
Damn! And I thought they outlawed bayonet lugs on boots?
If “Global Warming” means less clothes, then I say forget the damn Polar bears.
Remember: Christmas presents sure can come in handy — especially when any local sub-Saharans show-up instead of Santa.
What did you say, Negro? You talking to me?
With just one hand, this lovely lass can handle a little pump-action…
…while some ladies prefer to use a firm, two-handed grip…
…because “Gun Control” only means using both hands.
Still didn’t hear you, Negro!
I sure as hell don’t know what this mean-looking little hellion is wielding, but I’ll try to stay on her good side.
For unsafe gun handling, this girl deserves a little “Extremist” discipline!
Here’s a close-up view on the proper way to wear a gun belt — especially around my house.
My kind of “little sniper.” Shhhwing!
OK Feds, you got me. I give up. Just let me do the frisking!
Some hunting trips are better than others. Even if you never leave camp.
Good fire control is so important when out hunting down local varmints.
What did you say about all this, Jewboy?
Too slow, Nation Wrecker!
– INCOG MAN
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December 3, 2009 at 8:27 pm
incogman
Man, thanks Commander McBragg! Got a place for me on the front lines? I can come fully equipped. May not know all the guns but can keep them clean! Yeah, I saw that video where the dumb-ass nigger DEA shot himself in the foot in front of those kids.
December 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Commander McBragg
Sorry, wrong vid.. just look around Youtube from the link above the last one
December 3, 2009 at 8:53 pm
incogman
PVC pipe with a nig sticker on the end — HA!
December 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm
GDL/White Master
Commander McBragg,
Your awesome buddy, thanks!
Incog,
I see Surfrider is growing, excellent!
December 4, 2009 at 12:24 am
Steven10
A minute of your time adds 60 points or more per visit. It would already be in the thousands if you’d take a minute a day.
December 4, 2009 at 1:06 am
Steven10
I meant 60 or more inches of clean beaches for Body Glove at SocialVibe.
December 4, 2009 at 7:19 am
Biker68
McBragg: great info! below is a good site, these guys know their stuff. my neighbor has a Predator custom AR in .50 ! ! ! ive only shot it once, but i make him let me touch it on the regular LOL!
http://www.predatorcustomshop.com/
December 4, 2009 at 7:23 am
Biker68
HEEEEERREEEEEEEE nigger-nigger-nigger! roof top ghetto smackdown, shoots clean through an Escalade! now all i need is an extra 6 grand…
http://www.predatorcustomshop.com/htm/M24A3_lapuamagnum.htm
December 4, 2009 at 8:40 am
Biker
too many to chose from, but this one jumped out at me…perfect for “the home”… santa? santa PLEASE?!?!?! LOL!
http://www.predatorcustomshop.com/htm/photo_gallery2.htm
December 4, 2009 at 8:42 am
Biker
the folding stock pump gun in the extreme lower left thumbnail is what i was talking about
December 11, 2009 at 2:23 pm
kerdasi amaq
http://www.eutimes.net/2009/11/obama-orders-1-million-us-troops-to-prepare-for-civil-war/
Is the shit hitting the fan?
“Russian Military Analysts are reporting to Prime Minister Putin that US President Barack Obama has issued orders to his Northern Command’s (USNORTHCOM) top leader, US Air Force General Gene Renuart, to “begin immediately” increasing his military forces to 1 million troops by January 30, 2010, in what these reports warn is an expected outbreak of civil war within the United States before the end of winter.”
December 11, 2009 at 2:25 pm
kerdasi amaq
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December 11, 2009 at 2:29 pm
kerdasi amaq
http://www.eutimes.net/2009/12/us-forces-plan-direct-action-against-american-citizens/
““There is being made an effort to bring together the Armed Forces of this Nation in preparation for responding to and acting against the interests of our Citizens,” Everson said. Such efforts include actions that will be so deep and penetrating that the United States will never be the same. Everson explained that the deteriorating economy combined with Federal Reserve theft of trillions unaccounted for has had a devastating effect on Americans who had have enough and the US Military expects will respond by defending what little they have left.
“The American people have reached the point of total saturation due to the failure of Government to protect its borders, corruption and theft.” Everson expects that such a response has been projected by US Government computer models and believes NORTHCOM, DHS and state and local authorities will begin implementation of Operation Garden Plot and Martial Law within 45-60 days. “Civil war is precisely what this administration wants to happen,” said Everson. “And before Americans can organize themselves they will be destroyed by their own military.””
and they have no intention of stopping, or reversing course!
December 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Radio K.A.O.S.
Maybe they’re just bluffing,…one,two,three,four,five,six,…maybe they’re not…but if this video and another coincide that’s my prediction for the SHTF…
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say “banzai”.
December 11, 2009 at 8:01 pm
kerdasi amaq
more about Northcom from Chuck Baldwin:
http://www.chuckbaldwinlive.com/c2009/cbarchive_20091211.html
“America’s founding document (the Declaration of Independence) declares that our states are “free and independent.” And so they are. We are not “one nation” with one all-powerful central government. We are a confederation of nation-states, united in a voluntary union, with each State reserving to itself the power and authority of self-determination, and ceding to the federal government limited, specifically delineated duties and limitations–limitations that have been totally ignored to the point that, for all intents and purposes, our once-great constitutional republic has been thoroughly expunged. Therefore, it is NOW time for the states to stand up to this meddlesome, every-growing tyranny that is known as Washington, D.C., and defend the rights and liberties of their citizens!”
http://www.newswithviews.com/Vieira/edwin201.htm
“Institutions that can compete with the faulty and fraudulent mechanisms that rogue officials in the General Government have foisted on this country in the key areas of economic and political control, particularly in the areas of (i) money and banking and (ii) what is called “homeland security”.”
I’ll believe it when I see it. The key question will be: can the Federal Government afford to pay its mercenaries?
December 15, 2009 at 8:15 pm
kerdasi amaq
Interested in Astronomy
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oG754SMyhLo1IAsnpLBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTE1ZWxqMm5hBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkA1VLMDY1MF82NTA-/SIG=127h8tf2n/EXP=1261012114/**http%3a//transientsky.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/venus/
“So what’s going on?
Being the 2nd planet from the Sun, Venus orbits inside the orbit of Earth. Like a race car passing on the inside of a turn, Venus is passing the Earth as they orbit the Sun. On March 27, [2009]Venus catches up with the Earth and passes between the Earth and Sun, an event known as “inferior conjunction“.”
December 15, 2009 at 8:32 pm
gtrman
Kerdasi – im not a believer in astrology but i know some folks who swear by it. I find often when i want to drink a bottle of vodka and “tie one on” I’ll go out for a smoke and see that its a full moon. ( hey- i realise you were talking about astronomy)
This is interesting. My take is that we’re like fish in a pond, our pond is electro=magnetic.. whatever:
How that full moon really can turn you into a werewolf:
comment from article:
“I worked in a psychiatric hospital and anybody working nights, as i often did, hated full moons as those already unstable became more agitated and violent. I didn’t believe it until i saw it with my own eyes.”
- leanne, west mids, 15/12/2009 16:04
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1235558/How-moon-really-turn-werewolf.html#ixzz0ZoLincR4
December 15, 2009 at 8:40 pm
kerdasi amaq
I thought I was on to something, but, I messed up the dates. However, the last week of January 2010-first week of February 2010 could be interesting, with the emphasis on February.
March 20, 2010 at 9:30 am
camokenny
Dear Sir, I really love your sexy blog, I live in Taiwan, and have a lot of gun and sexy girl magazines, can we trade?
March 20, 2010 at 9:43 am
Cannibal Rabbi
Camokenny.You sound like rough trade.Now pick yer arse up and scoot.
April 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm
idrankthekoolaid
The only trouble with leanne, west midlands anecdote is that when people check up the stories about full moons they find that the incidents did not take place in greater numbers when there were full moons as to when there were not.
April 5, 2010 at 12:55 pm
kerdasi amaq
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/04/britain-is-police-state-update.html
June 13, 2010 at 8:31 pm
SBD TV
http://synonblog.dailymail.co.uk/2010/06/barbies-glock-is-not-the-firearm-to-protect-the-queen.html
“How ‘diversity’ can cost lives: police bodyguards protecting members of the Royal family and the Prime Minister are being armed with girly guns – the less powerful, less reliable Glock 26, the so-called Baby Glock — so that female detectives with hands too small and arms too weak to hold the proper-for-the-job Glock 17 can join Scotland Yard’s elite protection squad.”