The Police Chief Of Northern Illinois University

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Four Stars And A Chest Full Of Medals

Roscoe be 'The Chief', who tells his tale of bravery, but never does an investigation.

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

The Shooting AT Northern Illinois University

Steven Kazmierczak, a Polish Zionist, overdid his meds, flipped out, went into a lecture hall and killed five students

   

 

 

 

 

Chief Grady Sees Himself As A Black Patton

It seems Grady has a checkered past, starting in Bloomer Wis. in 1989, where he issued  300 tickets for violations of a snow-shoveling ordinance. Next he appears as Chief in Santa Fe, N.M.,  in 1994, where he ordered officers to stop accepting free cups of coffee, and banned bolo ties, popular among police in the West. Police officers responded by adopting a 103-5 no-confidence vote in their boss, and Grady resigns.

Next he is working in the Balkans, where he rescues trapped peacekeepers. Then  created a police force In Bosnia-Herzegovina, and spent 2007 in Iraq instructing police.
 

   

 

 

 

 

The Day Of The Massacre

On the day of the shooting, the 6-foot-5 Grady ran into the mayhem, scanning hands in the crowds for an escaping gunman. It took 90 seconds for the former star sprinter to cover the 400 yards between his office and the red-bricked lecture complex.

At the entrance to Auditorium 101, Grady took point, two officers on his flank, one at his back, in diamond formation. He pulled open the door.

 

   

 

 

 

 

Where Is The Investigation

Grady, and all these 'Chiefs', never solve the reason why. What meds did this shooter take, what is his psychological profile, who were his advisors, and what about his mystery shrink?

   
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What Should Be Done?

Allocate $5 million to an FBI school massacre task force, and find out the real reasons behind these school shootings. If nothing else, design a prevention and emergency response plan. But keep these bumbling, overdressed, four star heroes at the airport shagging double parkers.

 

 

 

 

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