Why Is Federline Anxious To Keep The Kids?

Spears and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, have been locked in a custody battle over their two small sons for months.

Federline's Notorious Attorney

Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said that "We will retain the kids".
 

A Friendly Judge Gave Federline The Children

"It's a hearing to discuss the status of her case," court spokesman Allan Parachini told People.com.
 

Britney Wants Her Babies

Federline has the kids at the house, guarded by Ex-Israeli body guards.

Federline's Career Is Over

In a year from now, Federline will probably be working with Gary Coleman as a security guard in a store.

 

Britney Is In A Dangerous Position

This situation is identical to the Howard Stern-Anna Nicole episode. If Anna married Larry Burkhart, that Stern was history. Luckily, Anna "passed away" and Stern stands to make $500 million off her divorce settlement.