Abbie Does Designer Vaginas

One of the newest frontiers in plastic surgery is the designer vagina. Surgeons are tightening vaginas, enlarging G spots, and re-toning the Labia.
 

What A Difference

My Rachel had a tightening job, and I feel like we are 16 again.

I Am Not A Machine

He takes two Viagra's and thinks he is 'Johnnie Atlas'.

Daughter Says "Too Much Noise"

Since Momma got her new 'Tutu', Poppa has been 'Sawing wood' day and night. Momma snores, while Poppa howls like a banshee.

The Sister-In-Law

Now that Sarah has had her 'Vaginal Tightening' she has thrown out all her extra large sex toys.

There isn't a Guatemalan lawn boy that's safe!

Her Benquilia Sings

This is a gardener's dream.