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What An Event
Rosie toilet humor had 2,000 fellow New Yorkers in stitches at
the Matrix Awards, honoring NYs most accomplished women in media .
The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb, flatulated, and
massaged her crotch, as she ranted on about Donald Trump she
grabbed her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!" Even Barbara 'Babs'
Walters turned red.
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Honoring The Top Females
The annual luncheon of N.Y. Women in Communications - which
honored Cindy Bergs, Meredith Vieira, Joan Didion, Susan Lyne, Sarah
Firestein and Lisa Caputo, among others - featured as presenters
News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch, Joy Behar, Nora Ephron, etc.
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Something For The Gentlemen
Also on hand were 17 sweet-faced high school girls who won
scholarships to pursue their dreams of careers in media. Hordes of
network execs slithered around the girls with talk of being the next
anchorwomen.
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Rolling In the Aisles
Rosie gave the crowd both barrels, toilet jokes, her yeast
infection battles, and the panty liners had them all nodding in
agreement. "I cringed and dove under the table when she said, 'Eat
me,' " said one woman attendee who declined to be identified.
Among those in the crowd were Judith Giuliani, Judge Judy Sheindlin,
Helen Gurley Brown, Sue Simmons, Geri Laybourne, Jane Friedman of
Harper, and Hearst president Cathie Black.
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Rosie Is Rosie
O'Donnell's publicist, Cindi Berger, told us: "When you ask for
Rosie, you know what you're getting. She's not a shrinking violet.
She's a stand-up comedienne. She says things that are provocative."
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Despite The Protests
A number of the women present feigned over the provactive talk,
but they were the ones laughing the hardest. N.Y. Women in
Communications managing director, Beth Ellen Keyes, sent an e-mail
to her handlers saying, "Rosie was fabulous. Please let Rosie know
how much we appreciated her being there. She was just great."
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Trump Felt Rosie's Wrath
And just how does one become an apprentice?
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The Feldts and Cohens
Too much panty talk, especially in front of the high school
girls. No doubt they kept a close eye on their roving husbands.
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Joy Behar
It takes chutzpah to show your bloomers.
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Judge Judy Sheindlin
I almost expected Rosie to defecate in a bucket on stage.
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Helen Gurley Brown
Cosmo publisher, author of 'Sex and the single girl'.
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Nora Ephron
Ms Ephron ia a world famous writer/director.
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