AN OLD TRICK FROM MY JUNIOR HIGH DAYS OF SMOKING 1-get yourself a bong, size doesn't really matter here 2-make yourself hyperventilate, usually by sitting down, putting your head between your knees, and breathing all the way in, then all the way out, ten to fifteen times 3-as you are on about your 8th or 9th breath, have a friend pass you the bong 4-when you are done hyperventilating, stand up and take the biggest hit you can. 5-it's usually good to sit down again pretty quickly after you do this 6-ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!