L0pht Heavy Industries
                          proudly presents...

                              HairyPalm
                                v1.5

        Taking a step back to the early age of computer pornography

FILENAME: hairy.prc
SIZE: 23k (Damn those bitmaps!)
COMPILE DATE: 10/22/97 @ 6:52pm
AUTHOR: kingpin@l0pht.com (http://www.l0pht.com/~kingpin/pilot.html)
        L0pht Heavy Industries (http://www.l0pht.com) "el-zero-ph-t"

INTRODUCTION: HairyPalm is fairly self-explanatory. It began as a "learner
              app" and hasn't progressed much further than that. I was
              introduced to pornography on the Apple ][E at an early age,
              and HairyPalm demonstrates the beautiful quality of that era.

              HairyPalm consists of two of my favorite porno demos from the
              Apple. These demos function as close as possible to their
              Apple ][E counterparts.

USE AND MISUSE: The main menu is a "simulated" Apple ][E catalog listing.
                Clicking on the following four selections will lead you
                to a world of ecstasy and bliss:

                CATALOG    About HairyPalm...
                           Click on the 'i' for version changes and updates

                HELLO      History of HairyPalm...
                           A brief history

                THE DREAM  This beats counting sheep.

                BED TIME STORIES  Sit back and relax.

                Along with the four buttons, the About and History boxes
                can be summoned from the Menu bar under "Info..."

                Keep in mind that you can tap the buttons with your fingers
                for one-handed HairyPalm execution!

SOUND TOGGLE:  Toggling the sound on and off is now a reality! Now you
               can use HairyPalm during meetings and in the bathroom
               without those annoying sound effects! Just click on the
               Menu silkscreen and select "Toggle Sound..." or write
               Command-S.

"BOSS MODE":   A new addition to version 1.5 of HairyPalm is the "Boss Mode"
               Prevent your boss or peers from spying on you, thus leading
               them to believe that you are a hopeless pervert addicted
               to pornography! To invoke, press either the Up or Down button
               during an animation sequence. A dummy Application Menu will
               appear. Pressing the Up or Down key again will bring you back
               to the HairyPalm main menu.

OTHER INFORMATION:  When version 1.0 was released on the web page, one
                    individual spouted all over the place that this program
                    was a virus. He has since apologized, but the REAL
                    reason for the previous hairy.prc to crash the Pilots
                    was due to a corrupted .PRC file, not a virus.
                    It is important for people to realize that PalmPilot
                    development is still in early stages, and if you are
                    afraid to crash your Pilot or run a program that hasn't
                    been "certified" by 3COM/USRobotics/Palm Computing,
                    then I suggest you find another platform to experiment
                    with.

                    To send praise, hatemail, pornography, or whatever,
                    mail kingpin@l0pht.com and I will graciously accept.