The Top Ten things overheard at PumpCon '96				   
				   
				   
1 "You gotta problem? Ya'll gotta rowl! - Keith the security guard				   
				   
2 "My brain has a slow ping response" - Kingpin				   
				   
 3 "Space Rogue, I've been coveting your pickle." -espidre				   
				   
 4 "If there's space -n shit, then it's Star Trek. Unless there's that				   
 little Yoda guy - then it's Star Wars" - Kingpin				   
				   
 5 "I'm the author of Phrack. Wanna lay down with me?" - a very drunk				   
 Redragon.				   
				   
 6 "I'm lookin for that fat fucker Wozz. He's big and tall like you. As a				   
 matta -a fact, you gots similar characteristics" - A drunk IP to wozz.				   
				   
 7 "Let's go find that spic, b_, no offense"  - A drunk IP to b_.				   
				   
 8 "He was passed out on the floor... so I pissed on him"  b_  referring to IP				   
				   
 9 "It was the beginning and the end of my pimping career"  - Kingpin				   
 referring to his escapade of getting paid two dollars for sex.				   
				   
10 "French Toast Pleeeeze!" - Everyone.				   
				   
				   
  As heard by the L0phT				   
				   
    Space Rogue				   
    Kingpin				   
    Mudge