The Top Ten things overheard at PumpCon '96 1 "You gotta problem? Ya'll gotta rowl! - Keith the security guard 2 "My brain has a slow ping response" - Kingpin 3 "Space Rogue, I've been coveting your pickle." -espidre 4 "If there's space -n shit, then it's Star Trek. Unless there's that little Yoda guy - then it's Star Wars" - Kingpin 5 "I'm the author of Phrack. Wanna lay down with me?" - a very drunk Redragon. 6 "I'm lookin for that fat fucker Wozz. He's big and tall like you. As a matta -a fact, you gots similar characteristics" - A drunk IP to wozz. 7 "Let's go find that spic, b_, no offense" - A drunk IP to b_. 8 "He was passed out on the floor... so I pissed on him" b_ referring to IP 9 "It was the beginning and the end of my pimping career" - Kingpin referring to his escapade of getting paid two dollars for sex. 10 "French Toast Pleeeeze!" - Everyone. As heard by the L0phT Space Rogue Kingpin Mudge