This identification is official proof of residency at Messiah Village, and entitles the bearer to recieve any sundries requested upon presentation of this card. The bearer of this card is permitted to deviate from any and all social rules and regulations at any time. Bearer is not responsible. Some restrictions on facilities apply; refer to MSVL Code of Conduct, IV p.320. Messiah Village is not responsible for any accidents caused as a result of possesion or by possesors of this card. Messiah Village, and experimental planned community and research facility, was founded in 1804 to prove that a little slack goes a long way. The premier tenet of Messiah Village is sleep deprivation, and all results thereof. Anyone wishing to know more about Messiah Vilage can fax 1-516-751-2608. Anyone wishing to donate to Messiah Village can give cash or credit card information to the bearer of this card. All residents of Messiah Village are expected to uphold Slack. You are correct! Tally Ho, future astronaut!
Oh, and they gave some world class parties.