[RING-RING]
Hello, is this the Division of drug enforcement ?
'Yes. What can we do for you?'
'I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding
Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
the logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Drug Unit descends on Virgil's house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They warn Virgil that he is under investigation and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This is
Floyd....Did the DEA come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
" Merry Christmas, buddy!"
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