RE: [TSCM-L] {4899} Israeli delegation flees White House, fearing electronic surveillance

From: John Young <j..._at_pipeline.com>
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 08:20:54 -0400

Or the Israelis were testing the White House system for a potential
bug plant, a cavity drop-off in the men's room ceiling, a stickem on
the underside of the lavatory or down in the p-trap or down the toilet
waste line or in the box of cookies left for the First Lady to be gulped
by the Mom or the Girls for listening to family palaver and nighttime
pillow bitching.

Meanwhile 78 other spy agencies were grabbing the contending
pings and blowing smoke to try to hide their intrusions while the
US and Israeli spies were laughing at the fools falling for their
honey pots.

Meanwhile the US spy and counter-spy contractors and their
Israeli sub-contractors and their Russian teenage hackers were
relishing the chance to snarf data on how to milk the fat-headed
spies for more counter-spy virgins to pimp to the Middle East horny
toads and their holy contractors foretelling doom unless buy me
big time.

Dozens of spies in the sky siphoning the whole mess for sending
to interplanetary bases where the archives of silly-talk technology
are based and monitoring each other.

The feds today are advertising for public suggestions on how
to cure a sick satellite which was sending garbage into the
world's GPS devices and garage door openers, or so the
ad claims, lying in its teeth about what is going on in the
EM spectrum. My stainless steel teeth are pinging a sad
song.
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