An applicant is seeking employment as a TSCM specialist with
Granite Island Group is being interviewed.
The person doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look
good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth
dealers, six terrorist extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the interviewer. "When can you start?"
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World Class, Professional, Ethical, and Competent Bug Sweeps, and
Wiretap Detection using Sophisticated Laboratory Grade Test Equipment.
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James M. Atkinson Phone: (978) 546-3803
Granite Island Group Fax: (978) 546-9467
127 Eastern Avenue #291 Web:
http://www.tscm.com/
Gloucester, MA 01931-8008 E-mail: mailto:jm..._at_tscm.com
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We perform bug sweeps like it's a full contact sport, we take no prisoners,
and we give no quarter. Our goal is to simply, and completely stop the spy.
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Received on Sat Mar 02 2024 - 00:57:28 CST