Subject: Fwd: Fw: Nuns in heaven (fwd) -Forwarded Date: Fri, 7 May 1999 13:09:57 -0400 (EDT) From: Stacey Mesa Reply-To: digest@info.fcc.gov To: Multiple recipients of list Received: From [165.135.0.253] gatekeeper2.fcc.gov By mail.fcc.gov (GroupWise SMTP/MIME daemon 4.11) Fri, 7 May 99 12:12:34 EDT Received: by gatekeeper2.fcc.gov; id MAA25802; Fri, 7 May 1999 12:11:45 -0400 (EDT) Received: from gbmcinternet.gbmc.org(205.229.239.2) by gatekeeper2.fcc.gov via smap (4.1) id xma025793; Fri, 7 May 99 12:10:49 -0400 Received: by gbmcinternet.gbmc.org; id IAA13741; Fri, 7 May 1999 08:04:06 -0400 Received: from mail.gbmc.org(129.100.0.28) by gbmcinternet.gbmc.org via smap (V3.1) id xma013725; Fri, 7 May 99 08:04:03 -0400 Received: from GBMCMAIN-Message_Server by gbmc.org with Novell_GroupWise; Fri, 07 May 1999 12:08:00 -0500 Message-Id: X-Mailer: Novell GroupWise 5.5 Date: Fri, 07 May 1999 13:07:47 -0400 From: "SARA B. GUMNIT" To: laurie@clack.com,sheila_duffy@dodd.senate.gov, barbara.kellman@espire.net, SMESA@fcc.gov, hkarche@gwgate1.jhmi.jhu.edu, csevel@hcfa.gov, funner@pol.net, preamer@radix.net Subject: Fw: Nuns in heaven (fwd) -Forwarded Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="=_C593CCBA.F495BCA7" --=_C593CCBA.F495BCA7 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Disposition: inline This is totally sacrilegious, so if you may be offended - don't open the attachment. --=_C593CCBA.F495BCA7 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Return-Path: Received: from rly-st02.mx.aol.com (rly-st02.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.135]) by air01.mail.aol.com (v59.4) with SMTP; Wed, 14 Apr 1999 23:37:22 -0500 Received: from rly-yd01.mx.aol.com (rly-yd01.mail.aol.com [172.18.150.1]) by rly-st02.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id VAA05489; Wed, 14 Apr 1999 21:58:14 -0400 (EDT) Received: from smtp-hub.mail.erols.net (smtp4.erols.com [207.172.3.237]) by rly-yd01.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id VAA10591; Wed, 14 Apr 1999 21:58:13 -0400 (EDT) Received: from smtp2.erols.com (smtp2.erols.com [207.172.3.235]) by smtp-hub.mail.erols.net (8.8.8/smtp-v1) with ESMTP id VAA18117; Wed, 14 Apr 1999 21:58:13 -0400 (EDT) Received: from default (207-172-206-233.s42.as4.blb.md.dialup.rcn.com [207.172.206.233]) by smtp2.erols.com (8.8.8/8.8.5) with ESMTP id WAA26252; Wed, 14 Apr 1999 22:05:52 -0400 (EDT) Message-Id: <199904150205.WAA26252@smtp2.erols.com> Reply-To: X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1162 Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 20:47:20 -0500 From: "Kathie Schisler" To: accent956@aol.com,bubba83191@aol.com, crb1206@aol.com, Dealldy@aol.com, decobake@aol.com, Jeslo1213@aol.com, KH1120@aol.com, KMyers442@aol.com, Kristada@aol.com, kuka97@aol.com, pulsar56@aol.com, RChan87112@aol.com, sea67vet@aol.com, sickgirl01@aol.com, Stasia67@aol.com, sweetee325@aol.com, TOTI674@aol.com, djcum@erols.com, lmherold@erols.com, netcruzr@erols.com, TFIKE@erols.com, able-1@ix.netcom.com, kwhiteley@mcsbalt.com Subject: Fw: Nuns in heaven (fwd) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Disposition: inline ---------- > From: jillk > To: kat918@erols.com > Subject: Fw: Nuns in heaven (fwd) > Date: Wednesday, April 07, 1999 8:54 PM > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Brandi Leap > To: Toni Spagnolo ; Melissa Weese > ; Aunt Jill > Date: Wednesday, April 07, 1999 5:52 PM > Subject: Nuns in heaven (fwd) > > > > > > > >---------- Forwarded message ---------- > >Date: Wed, 7 Apr 1999 10:32:37 -0400 > >From: "Franco, Pedro I (Ivan)" > >To: Angel Pratt , Brandi Leap , > > Fernando Franco , > > Timmy Barnhart > >Subject: Nuns in heaven > > > >> Sent: Wednesday, April 07, 1999 10:21 AM > >> To: Eric; James Saltzgiver; Jen; Megan Foss; Michael Smith; mikey-p; > >> Pedro Franco > >> Subject: Nuns in heaven > >> > >> A bus full of nuns plummets off a cliff. They all die. > >> > >> Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to > >> make one last confession before they become angels. > >> Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their > >> last sins before they are made holy. > >> > >> "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" > >> "Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of > >> one with the tip of my finger." > >> "OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on > into > >> heaven." > >> The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and > I, > >> you know, sort of massaged one a bit." > >> "OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on > >> into heaven." > >> Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is > >> trying to cut in front. > >> "Well, now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. > >> "Well, your holiness," says the Nun who is trying to improve her > >> position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to > >> do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!" > >> > >> > > > > --=_C593CCBA.F495BCA7-- ------------------------------------ Subject: Earlier Email Date: Fri, 7 May 1999 14:16:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Stacey Mesa Reply-To: digest@info.fcc.gov To: Multiple recipients of list Please excuse the interruption. An email inadvertently went out under my name earlier this afternoon to the digest list server. I want to apologize for this email. Stacey Mesa