Johnny Fusion *loves* Jolt Cola. I love it so much where ever I would find myself living, I would quickly deplete the supply. Owners of shops that sold the magic elixer would see me walk in and tell me right away the status of thier Jolt Inventory.
That is when I lived in California. I have recently moved to Amsterdam, The Netherlands, and Jolt Cola is scarce. Scarce, Hell! Its non-existant. I havent as so much seen Jolt since I have been here. But, have I dreamed of it....
As many of you already know Jolt Cola lives up to its name. I was introduced to it while I was a Freshman in High School, 1986 (Or was it '87?). Sice then, I hardly went a week without it. Later in life, when I found myself working for a major corporation, my habit was anywhere from a few Jolts a week, to 3 or 4 Jolts a day.
Since I have been in Amsterdam, I have been forced to quit cold turkey my Jolt Habit. They have other energy drinks here, but usually Ginseng based, and that doesn't do it for me. I need that SUGAR/CAFFINE Rush!
So if you are kind at heart, take pity on me and send me Jolt. I am not a freeloader, I will compensate for your trouble if you wish. You can ship it to:
And for those who are curious "MMHR" is my girlfriend.
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