There once was a cadet named John McCain, And his passing grades he did barely maintain |
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For rules of safe flying he showed
great disdain, Once clipping
power lines, causing blackouts in Spain |
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As a young Navy pilot, he flew against the grain, .
His
reckless flying cost taxpayers, many a plane
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His "hot dogging" urges could not be contained, When he blew up his own ship, 130 were slain |
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Transferred off the ship, to his mates he was a bane, Because daddy was an Admiral, no one dared to arraign |
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He was shot down in Nam, over enemy terrain, .
Angry villagers then beat him, until their fury did wane
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In exchange for good treatment, Johnny would explain,
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All the military secrets that his small mind did contain
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In spite of good treatment, he could not stay
sane, .
And years of captivity did damage his brain
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The stress of the times caused such mental pain, By the end of the war, snow white was his mane |
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Upon his return the scoundrel would feign, .
"I was tortured in Nam", again and again
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To gain public sympathy, he limped with a cane But he had no leg injury, he was pulling our chain |
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He flushed his loyal wife right down the drain, .
And married an heiress, with much more to gain
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From a career in politics he could not abstain, .
He ran for Senate, a seat he'd obtain
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"I'm a war hero", was his familiar refrain, .
But soon his record would reveal quite a stain
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The Keating 5 scandal nearly ended his reign, .
But the media darling recovered, growing ever more vain
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When POW families expressed him their pain, Their pleas, the cruel bastard, would not entertain |
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He's a RINO Republican, like Collins of Maine, .
Bashing the Right, and helping liberals to gain
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His infamous tantrums are often profane, Curse words and F-bombs flow from him like rain |
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"Don't deport aliens!" he does complain, Wide open the border must always remain
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In 2008 he played a Straw Man campaign, .
Handing Obama the White House, with hardly a strain
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"Bomb Bomb Iran!" is his comic
refrain, .
In the pocket of Israel is traitor McCain
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CIA coups are his political domain,
Financed in part with cash from cocaine
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He encourages terrorists, from Qatar and Bahrain,
To murder Syrian children, with thugs we did
train |
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In defiance of Putin he arrived in Ukraine, .
Preaching death and revolution, he's clearly insane
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His warmongering rants have become so mundane, Babbling like a drunkard, smashed on champagne
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"War! War! War!" goes his mantra so inane, This psycho should be fitted, with straight jacket & chain
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If America the Doomed is like a runaway train, .
In the engine next to Obama, sits Johnny McCain
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