‘Twas the night before Future Christmas
When all through the land
Not a Commie-Pinko
is stirring
The Reds had been banned
Central Banking abolished
Gold and
silver restored
Wall Street is tamed
Their ox has been gored
Taxes are
light
With budgets in balance
Freed of debt slavery
Folks discover their
talents
Hollywood is wholesome
Filth and porn no more
Kim Kardashian is history
That dirty
little whore
The culture is reborn
The end of modern art
Rockwell and Rembrandt
Replace
Picasso, that fart
America is at peace
To the Zionists dismay
No more wars for Israel
Hip Hip.
Hooray!
The press is now free
Of lies and omissions
Conspiracies are exposed
Not concealed
by commissions
Jobs are plentiful
The middle class booms
Welfare
cheats face reality
And forced to push brooms
The border is sealed
Illegals
denied entry
Problem solved
It was so elementary
Traditional morality
Now back
in fashion
As trannies and queers
Conceal their dark passion
The crime
rate has plummeted
As all citizens are armed
All those dead Trayvon Martins
Made the
criminals alarmed
Justice has been served
With Obama and Bush in jail
Predator Drones and
Smart Bombs
Got them arrested without bail
Academia is cleansed
Of false
science and history
The truth of our past
Is no longer a mystery
The Fuhrer's great name
We did restore
No longer to blame
We admire
him more
A girl is a girl
And a boy is a boy
Families
are happy
Homes full of joy
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Sounds appealing to you
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By
Mike King
Merry Christmas to all of you!