Narqs disgust me. Be it the drug dealer who turns in his competitor, the hacker who gets caught and tells all, the kid in school who told when you made fun of him, or the lamer who couldn't handle getting nick collided, they make me sick.

Unfortunately, I've had the pleasure to cross paths with a few narqs, and I feel it is my duty to pass info on them on to you in the hopes that you don't get backstabbed by one of them.

These narqs have either come into contact with me, or a friend of mine. I'm not posting rumors here.

Lamer #1

I really abhor people like Eric McDonald. This tool narqed on Kemo, (Kemo on IRC) and got him kicked out of MIT. This guy is a bastard. (I don't wonder why he's at such an awkward angle. I just wonder how he edited his boyfriend out of the pic.) (Looks like he's into steroids too!)

Lamer #2

Mykroft (harmon@zeus.ia.net) is another pox on society. As you may have read on the history page, he was responsible for the disappearance of dissident.com. (If that statement makes no sense to you, since you ARE viewing www.dissident.com, check out the history of Dissident) As if this act was not enough, he also narqed on D-Nice when D-Nice took over Mykroft's lame little channels and stole his nick. Losing a $30/month 28.8k PPP because a little boy couldn't handle IRC is shitty, no two ways about it.

After D-Nice occupied the nick Mykroft, Lamer #2 contacted me under the nick Myke; here are excerpts of our conversation.

Lamer #3

Eric Hillis is yet another winner who can't handle IRC. Once #bible fell to Stumble, he decided to cross the line from IRC victim to ultimate lamer:


---------- Forwarded message ----------

Date: Wed, 21 Jun 95 01:41:06 MDT
From: Eric Hillis
To: root@escape.com
Subject: Don't know if you really care

a real lamer has apparently some ability to do nick collisions on IRC
at will.. and it is extremely annoying.. so do you care? maybe not.. I thought
I would try and see if anyone did..

his supposed address was:
stumble@elite.escape.com

he said f*** my sysadmin
so hmmm does anyone care? maybe not
I'm really fed up with EFNet
we have tried for a year to keep a peaceful channel called #bible
not one of the IRC admins gives a crap.. and they gladly ban our bots..
thanks a lot to all of them.. and now this lamer gets to run our channel..
thanks

Eric (Edub on IRC)
(hillis@mirza.colorado.edu)

Sad, isn't it? Oh well. Let's all say a prayer that Stumble doesn't get in trouble!

Lamer #4

Once again, IRC warfare leads a whiner to turn in his enemy. The funny part is that his "betrayal" was a pathetic failure. When this whole situation occurred a month or two ago, I asked Derr to inform me of the happenings since Tempest had an account on Multiple. He said I would receive notification from the authorities and other crap like that. (I subsequently collided him for that) Anyhow - now you can see the exact text of his mailings, and Tempest's response to Derr.
Derr's Lameness, recorded

Lamer(s) #5

Here's a travesty: user joins lame channel. User is opped on lame channel, mass deops lame channel, +m's lame channel and finally laughs at the lame channel. What does the lame channel do? They log it all and mail his sysadmin. They sign it and demand immediate action. Because of this, we at Multiple.org cower in phear and laugh in their general direction.

Phear the eleetz of #norge! Fear them I say!@

Double-Phear #norge!@ They have erected a tribute to our elite hero, Z! Pity them as they reveal their lameness and they bow to Z and his home system at the time, Multiple.org.

Phear thiz tew.

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