Ok people. You wouldn't beleive the stupid shit I get in my email from this page. Lets get a few things stright:

• I am NOT a help desk.
• I am NOT going to teach you to hack.
• I know about the problems with the source code on the t00lz page. Thats part of the fun!
• I will NOT send you things. I don't give a shit what kind of AOL/Compuserve etc software you need.
• I am NOT a wareZ puppy and will NOT be sending you cracks.

If you have a REAL question and I can answer it, I will. Otherwise go away. Why am I pissed? Because I've had over a year of getting messages like this:

Return-Path: ZzHACKzZ@sprynet.com
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:17:09 -0800
Subject: W0RD
To: ice9@paranoia.com
Cc: ZzHACKzZ@sprynet.com

Y0 I LIKED YOUR PAGE...HEARD OF IT FROM A FRIEND "KLON"
N/E/WAYS
DIDJA MAKE WWICE?
IF SO ITS A GREAT TOOL AND I USE IT ALL THE TIME....
I WOULD LIKE TO CHAT WITH YOU SO IF YOOU HAVE POWWOW GIMIIIE YOUR ADDRESS....
OH....1 MORE THING....ARE YOU FAMILIAR...WITH TH CSI CLAN..
WELL ITS DEAD NOW,,BUT I GOTTA PROB....
I WAS IN THEIR GANG AND I CAN'T FIND 1 OF DA MEMBAS PAGES..."FORGOT HIZ E~MAL"
AND I NEEDA CONTACT HIM PRETTY BAD
HIS NAME IS zEnD
HE HAS A HACKING PAGE....AND A PAGE WITH THE CSI MEMBAS...IF YOU COULD HELP
THANX
MAIL BACK A.S.A.P.

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THIS is an example of mail I DO NOT want!!!

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