Now you have a choice to make!

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You have reached Ice-9's eleet web page. You may be sitting on a T1 and be k-RaD, or you could be on a piss-ant 9600 BAUD SLIP. See.... I don't know these things.. And I ORIGINALLY made my page to accomodate K-RaD eleetist pigs like myself. Well, people bitched and bitched about my having a 38K index file, so I did this... Now you have a choice, just like Burger King!

Click HERE if you are on a layme slow SLIP account, or....

Click HERE to be a god and see things the way they should be seen!

Here ye! Here ye! The position of House-Frau has just opened up. All tender young girlies are welcome to apply for the position!! Be Ice-9's house-frau!! The pay isn't that great, but the benefits are great!! :-)

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Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 12:22:39 -0500
Subject: HouseFrauApp
Reply-To: what..email..I.don't.know@spunky.paranoia.com
Supposedly-From: Christine's Mom

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Hello,
First of all, I'd like to say that I really don't approve of this 'Haus Frau' th
ing.
Last week, my daughter told me she sent in an application to be your hf. Please 
disregard 
that application, since my daughter is only 14 with an overactive imagination. 

And I'll know they're truely dead when I gnaw on their skulls with my own teeth!
• Hunter S. Thompson
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