The CSA's response to the ADL's Extremism in Connecticut Report

We would like to thank the Anti-Defamation League, you have been one of our best recruiting sources yet.
Due to your honorable mention of the CSA, we've been inundated with requests for information and membership.

We would however like to take a moment to get the record straight on your report. You apparently have little or no knowledge in the area of intelligence gathering.

Number 1. - We are not based in Meriden, we are located in the Litchfield Hills of Connecticut. We do however have a presence in Middlefield. All ADL members, please feel free to drop by any time you like. We are located at #222 on Route 66 in Middlefield, CT. We would especially like it if all you scantily clad female ADL members dropped in.
We think you'll find everyone warm and hospitable.

Number 2. - We enjoy the fact that you don't think we have a "real world presence". It only confirms to us that your intelligence gathering capabilities are equal to that of a chimpanzee with a keyboard. I'll try not to use big words to confuse you, but the CSA operates in groups of carefully isolated and compartmentalized cells. This is as much of our structure that
I'm willing to share with you. You just keep on thinking that we don't exist in the "real world" and when the proverbial shit hits the fan you can all just crawl under your beds and die and leave the "real world" to us.

Number 3. - Thomas Icom is NOT the leader of the CSA. He's flattered by your misguided supposition, but he is not even a member of the CSA anymore. Had you even bothered to look at our Yahoo Club at the time when it existed, which you apparently loved to visit, our founder is CTsurvivalist. A strange and mysterious individual who you can now attempt to profile.

We would strongly urge you in the future to check your information and actually do some research. If this is the type of accuracy contained in all your reports, it's a miracle that the racists haven't wiped you out. And please, we are not an "extremist" group. We are just an organization that wants to share our knowledge and resources with others of the same mindset. Perhaps you should change your name to the "Always Derogatory Liberals".

CTsurvivalist/CSA

 

Link to the ADL Report
(Adobe Acrobat required)