This squirrel-eyed, gay-looking musician calls himself Sananda Maitreya and offers you a bite of his shiny red apple of universal knowledge. Jesus Christ — these New Agers freak me out!        

Look, I don’t really get spooked easily, but all the queer crap going on about End-times and Anti-Christ’s is now starting to get to me; like the History Channel Apocalypse programming they’ve been putting on non-stop lately and the new Messiah, or “Maitreya” business out of the New Ager Obama nuts. And yeah, I know it’s all probably just the usual Whack-jobs and greedy Christian Zionist preachers spouting End-times gibberish to get more moolah, but who the hell knows?            

One thing (among a lot) that Big Jew Media stays very silent about, is all the Jew extremists getting antsy about creating some kind of Mossiach (Jew Messiah) as they finally take-over the whole of Jerusalem and the Temple Mount (already they are kicking out the Palestinians and putting together building materials off-site). These freaky Jew bastards (not just the orthodox ones now) are dead-set about demolishing, or even blowing up the Islamic Mosque of the Golden Dome just so they can usher in WWIII and the Jew World Order on all our asses!           

We see these “Chosen Ones” using everything for their selfish purposes: The know-it-all, “liberal” Tikkun Olam Jews, the befuddled Christian Zionist allies, the Bible-thumping Tele-Evangelists and every one of those Israel ass-kissing Neocons they now have yapping away in the media and up on Capitol Hill — every one of the selfish Jew freaks ramping-up global terror paranoia and the Iranian nuke business, for Christ sakes (pun much intended).            

           

I don’t know if Obama is Mr. Spawn of Satan or not, but if ever there really is an Anti-Christ, I do know that being a “person of color” would be a giant asset — virtually a requirement — in today’s multicult/diversity brainwashed world. Think about that one!           

Normally, I’m not much of a religious kind of dude, but generally prefer Christianity because America was founded by Christians. Christianity is supposed to slow us down a bit from going totally sex-crazed and satanic (which I would like to avoid). Basically, I’m really a long lapsed-Catholic and occasionally a successful sinner, ala the Jack Nicholson persona I often use here.            

I remember this one time I partied with some friends who were staying at an Outer Banks vacation mansion-cottage owned by some famous guitarist (he wasn’t there). The whole place was filled with bizarre New Ager crap from one of his wives. Another time, some hippie-dippie chick at the Edgar Cayce library asked me if I would like to come by later that night to sleep under some pyramid contraption in this funky slumber party room they had set-up. When I realized she wasn’t hitting on me, I politely declined.            

And I sure as hell wasn’t at that religious festival in a Nairobi village in 1988, when this Negress preacher named Mary Sinaida Akatsa suddenly announced that God told her Jesus was coming — right now! Sure enough, some bearded guy in robes appeared nearby. He spoke to the assembled Negro crowd in perfect Swahili (no trace of accent, of course). Thank goodness they had a photog around who they took the below shot.            

            

Actual photo taken of the mysterious appearance of Maitreya in Africa in 1988. This proves it to me!            

Swahili Jesus told everyone he was bringing down buckets full of blessings for the world. He didn’t say anything about KFC, either. He then asked for a lift to the bus station. On arrival, the driver said Jesus disappeared into thin air right after leaving his car! He swore it was all true and I believe the guy (just like I believe all the holocaust stories). Read more here            

The New Ager people seem to have co-opted the Nairobi Jesus from Christians and deemed him the “Maitreya,” or what the Buddhists call the ”World Teacher.” Evidently, these Buddhists have also been expecting a Messiah too. So too, do some fanatical Shiite Muslims expect a “12th Iman” or Mahdi (I think that’s what they call him). The hairs on the back of the neck of all Ziosuck-ups now stand to attention whenever some robed or tan windbreaker-wearing Iranian breathes a word about the guy.   

As I mentioned, the one Messiah that always goes carefully unmentioned in mainstream media is the Jewish one, now living somewhere in New York’s Triborough area. Dressed in Hasidic attire, Old Testament beard and black fedora, he’s fervently expected to levitate down the entire length of Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue, arms outstretched and about 10 feet above rush-hour traffic. The worshipful shall call him: Bar Schneerson de Rothschild, our first planetary dictator-rabbi-for-life. All hail — or off to the FEMA camp gulags, Nazi you go!   

            

Check it out: New Ager Obama nuts desperate to prove Barry was the Nairobi Messiah of 1988 (upper left), created the montage art in the left two columns. Far right column: My theory of who he really is. Whadda ya think? He looks a lot more like the Nairobi Messiah to me. After-all, he is Time magazine’s Jewboy of the year and the Senate just renewed his Central Banking Overlordship. Hail Helicopter Ben — Judaized America’s true Messiah!            

The “esoteric master” (his description) behind all this “Maitreya” crap is a Scottish guy named Benjamin Creme who — just because he’s an old fart — looks all-wise and benevolent (right). As usual with these New Ager types, he’s into UFO’s and pyramids, but happens to call them tetrahedrons, I guess to be different. He’s also big on Crop Circles, telling us they’re made by the ”Space Brothers,” who will give us a new clean form of free energy that will make oil and radioactive uranium obsolete. Kind of like the Green Revolution, but heavy on the SciFi/NewAger stuff.         

Back in 1982, this guy took out newspaper ads promising everyone that Jesus would soon take over the broadcast airwaves to announce his presence on this earthly plane. He called it the “Day of Declaration,” but, alas, nothing happened. He now says Maitreya is living just outside London, in a “sub-asian community” (presumably a bunch of Islamofascists) and this explains why crop circles occur in England. Whew. They call me a nut?        

And some of these people think Obama is our savior. But others think Obama is the Anti-Christ. They say Obama’s old Chicago zip code had three 6′s in it. That’s not true; his last one was 60615, but there is a 60616 nearby and a 60606 further north in downtown Chicago. Maybe he lived there when the Satan-loving Jew, ”Rules for Radicals” author Saul Alinsky revealed to him his true destiny? Let’s hope so, since I have this really cool photo art of Obama as the Anti-Christ that I’ve been bound and detrimened to use someplace (above).           

I did what?

I also remember the freaky Heaven’s Gate cult, some of whom had themselves surgically castrated in Mexico following the example of their leader, “Bo” Applewhite, just so they wouldn’t get “me so horny” with each other.

Boo boy finally lost whatever semblance of sanity he had left and told them the time had come to hitch a ride on this space ship flying inside the tale of the Hale-Bopp comet; the entire 39 member cult then swilled Kool-aid poison and croaked, somehow thinking this would teleport them on to the mother ship. When the cops found these fruitcakes in their San Diego MacMansion, they were dressed up in brand new white tennis shoes and had purple shrouds drawn over their stupid dead faces.            

I guess going along with that castrating cult just to get laid wasn’t in the cards with that bunch. I was kind of glad to hear they killed themselves before I rushed out to join them. Is that a mean thing to say? Do I give a flying flock?   

Whatever happened to party-type cults like Dionysus, who spent their time drinking massive amounts of vino, consorting with loose women and going on panty-raids over at the Vestal Virgin’s house? That’s the bunch I want to hang with.            

Now, according to the “esoteric master,” we’ll see this giant bright star appear up in the skies to herald Maitreya’s arrival. Everyone on earth (except the blind) will behold!            

Don't buy any stock in tanning salons!

I get nervous about this kind of thing, since a bright Super Nova in the near galactic neighborhood could go off anytime. What if one happens by coincidence? People will go nuts. Also, a steller Gamma Ray Burster could blast the planet with microwave radiation. But I guess I won’t have too much to worry about if that happens.            

What really freaks me out is that all the Revelation business might be some giant self-fulfilling fantasy now playing out. Or it could be happening for real, just like the Bible and the History Channel says. All the stuff about breaking of the seals and the four horseman of the Apocalypse is coming true and right the damn hell now!            

But what if the government stages something to look like it just so they can manipulate the public as part of some NWO plot?            

Some are saying that the government has built these big radio installations called HAARP so they can mind-flock us all into submission using religious visions in the sky when the time comes. HAARP is a top-secret, giant low frequency transmission station up in Alaska. At first, it was supposed to be a way to communicate with our submerged submarine fleet; now people think it’s for screwing-up weather patterns over enemy countries; maybe they even used it to create the earthquake in Haiti. So they say. Whatever it is, it’s something hugely evil, I’m certain.             

Those that say HAARP is a tool for a giant religious freak-out think the gubmint will spring it on us when our nation goes haywire and economically kaput (like soon the way things are going). They might do it in conjunction with another big false-flag ops, such as setting-off a small nuke in some middle American city (with few Jew denizens, I’m sure); where some Iranians just happened to be spotted videotaping stuff like synagogues, cute girls in bikinis and Baptist day-cares. All to panic us sheep in sheepland.            

Satellites in geosynchronous orbits (that sounds techy) will then beam down a holographic display of Jesus in glowing robes, alongside his angelic buds, standing around in the clouds looking down at us with angry and forlorn expressions. They’ll be moving around some to look more lifelike. Celestial trumpets will be heard blaring down from the sky. Kids will be running all over, frightened housewives and laid-off White men will be congregating in backyards and pointing up to the sky.            

Some panicky dork living next to you will run up and grab you by the shoulders and spit in your face: “Didn’t I tell you about all this happening? I saw it all on the History Channel and it’s coming true, just like they said it would. Now get down on your knees and pray, sinner!”            

News anchors will come on TV telling everyone to remain calm. Like that will work. They’ll read from carefully prepared scripts telling us that DHS, FBI, NORTHCOM and Oprah have everything under control. Obama will call a news conference, telling the world he and other G-7 leaders have been contacted via secure phones — set-up soon after Roswell — by extraterrestrial ”beings of color” who only wish to help us ignorant earthlings in these times of troubles. Obama might even introduce a designated Maitreya, or maybe even come out and admit to everyone he’s long been the man himself. Off-stage special effects people will then activate high-tech lasers making his nappy little head appear to glow.            

While the network feeds zoom in, the usual embedded agents in the audience will drop down to their knees and drone: “Ommm. Ommm. Ommm-BAAAH MAAA!” The Mulatto One will raise his hand to the cameras, which will signal HAARP technicians — closely following the proceedings — to electronically activate “Program 21-A60B,” or something named like that. A blast of mind-scrambling, sub-atomic vibrations will bath the populace, setting-off this primordial emotion they’ve discovered to exist deep inside our reptilian cortex.            

Reverse-engineered UFO’s will set down in the parks of all major cities. The ”Space Brothers,” wearing a special kind of insulating headwear, will disembark before the waiting TV cameras, reporters and local members of Obama’s Green Power enforcement brigades. Every single freakazoid in town will show up, dancing and whirling around like wild Hare Krisna dervishs on a Purple Haze trip. 

Cloned Ari Fleischer Zionauts, in rumpled Brooks brothers suits, red power ties and implanted ear antennas, will shlep excitedly down the spaceship ramp; at the bottom they will beckon the masses forward to hear an announcement from our new space saviors. Everywhere and at the same time, these identical, bald Jew clones will intone the following speech in a queer, tremulous, low-octave voice with metallic echoes; all perfectly and hypnotically in-sync with TV broadcasts and the HAARP sub-atomic emanations now pulsating across the country:            

“All Earth people of good-will and kindness shall now help us out in our loving endeavors for your planet. Those few who have not seen the light, please reach out to us. Holistic neighbors need to find any who might still harbor nationalist tendencies, or show signs of critical-thinking. All firearms of any kind must be delivered to this spot tomorrow. White men are no longer allowed to mate, congregate, administrate. RFD chips will soon be implanted in everyone’s buttocks,* (right side if straight, left if gay, or in the crack, if bi). We must do so to properly plan soybean and sugar beet farming to keep you and your significant others from starving or eating sentient vertebrates and cheeseburgers. Everyone must wear African-style dashikis or tie-dyed flaxen robes with large, prominent smily-face buttons on the chest. Religion henceforth will be a one-size-fits-all Universal creed. Our brothers, the Israelite Chosen Ones, assisted by the sacred Chabadist High priesthood, will kindly teach you our easy-to-remember Noahide laws. We must turn Mother Earth back into the peaceful, clean and eco-friendly planet like it once was before the evil White Nazis, Islamofascists and Vatican Papists raped and enslaved it!    

Good luck, brave new Earth Citizens!”            

The sheeple will be walking around with a satisfied smug smile and a strange glaze in their eyes. For whatever reasons, those of us who managed to escape the psychological programming, will feel like we’re living in a real-life Sci-Fi movie. We will need to mimic the dazed and dull expression of those around us, so they won’t notice and point us out to the nearest Jewish authorities — screaming in a wierd high-pitched whine: Naaaaaziiii!           

Oh, wait. That part happened already. Sorry.           

— Phillip Marlowe          

                                                   

OK, all you NSA/CIA/MOSSAD monitors: If I got anything right about your super-secret ”Program 21-A60B,” or some wordage here clicked and set-off the programmed response of your Artificial Intelligence Internet monitoring apps; please remember that all this was merely the hypothetical ravings of a deranged, White extremist type. I have no inside track and it’s only coincidental that any speculations of mine might prove accurate.            

And if any of you Hollywood script writers steal this, I’m suing the pleated pants off your fat Jewboy ass.         

* Yeah, I know RFD chips are supposed to go into our hands or foreheads, but I just look for any opportunity to use the word “buttock.” Sorry.