Rachel Crustel Lets It All Hang Out

"The biggest deal-breaker for me was when I called a guy and instead of hearing a ring in my ear, he had arranged for an 'N Sync song to play to callers," says Eve, 27, a musician's assistant in Tel Aviv. "Changing the ring in the first place is so unattractive to me, but then it was such a cheesy song, too! I just said, 'Forget it.'"
 

Jakob Shine Fires Back

What a cunt.

I'm really sick of these pissy, petty little things women turn us down for.

'He laughs at his own jokes'

'He's too serious'

'He's too nice'

'He's had too many girlfriends'

'He hasn't had enough girlfriends'

'He's not cool enough' (whatever the fuck that means)

'He's too old fashioned'

'He's not athlectic enough'

'He doesn't like the right music'

'He doesn't drive the right car'

'He doesn't pay enough attention to me'

'He pays too much attention to me'

'He's not romantic enough'

'He's too romantic'

'He's called me too many times'

'He's called me too soon'

And on & on & on.

If I don't get laid soon, I may well kill somebody