You can become a funky inhabitant of this machine.

Evil

Brian Oblivion	burns your EPROM.
Space Rogue	's Mac is whacked.
Tweety Fish	is your superhero.
Kingpin	is still a pimp.
Tan	will whip your network into shape.
Tom Icom	will cyber your tech.
Veggie	is cooler than god.
Alice	will help you look fresh.
Weld Pond	lets you play with his cybertot.
Doctor Who	has the connections.
Jerry Omaha	is an art fag.
Big Brother	is missing.
Hotrod	is at the Athena clusters.
Silicosis	hasn't met Dem0nseed... yet.
Cybernetik	will race your Sun.
Mudge	Is off on another exploit.
Dildog	is heaps and stacks of fun.
Stefan	spins your topology.
evil's dominion